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trista_cheong 發表於 2007-1-15 11:54 PM

港式英語… :):):):):)

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Piano piano green 琴琴青
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 0X/Iy1iD+k1O;[9R'K

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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！ p/pU K3DC

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Fish skin~魚皮 。 `V0XS{|1_;U}

9w}-s.E w0MS:U0Xo Fall on a street@@ 。
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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Eat banana食蕉
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。
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Laugh die me.笑死我。
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野!
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King eight egg.王八蛋
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Black son黑仔
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！
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Wear grass著草
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`4?#R sx/D7a I am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 ,o:jnct{*\.gsn
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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A dragon service.一條龍服務
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;WV,a!wf4|%TM Pump water.抽水
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&B2e'FT|:_|l Two five boy.二五仔

hkcchk 發表於 2007-1-15 11:57 PM

This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......:nogood::nogood::nogood::nogood::nogood:

architect 發表於 2007-1-16 12:01 AM

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w you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
4uTfe*Uq I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷

pigcat 發表於 2007-1-16 12:11 AM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]architect[/i] at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:B;D9FLy
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tkc314 發表於 2007-1-16 12:15 AM

之前睇過啦..
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Killer111 發表於 2007-1-16 12:14 PM

呢d野﹐可以自創。\+u*C5N'ce2e:U
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奇 發表於 2007-1-16 05:40 PM

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仲有one mountain higher than one mountain一山還有一山高

super123 發表於 2007-1-17 02:12 AM

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tonyw 發表於 2007-1-17 02:20 AM

>If you have enough ginger
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我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD

hklady 發表於 2007-1-17 05:01 AM

oh , thanks !
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downbe 發表於 2007-1-17 11:17 AM

OK la, if it is popular let us promote. Like Singapore and India English, now you may check those in Oxford English..... So Push push.

wer 發表於 2007-1-17 05:02 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]trista_cheong[/i] at 2007-1-15 23:54:
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Stan@Cysss 發表於 2007-1-17 05:12 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]wer[/i] at 2007-1-17 05:02 PM:
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~ 係 "你都有今日喇" -  "You also have today la" =)

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Killer111 發表於 2007-1-17 05:18 PM

Dead Man Head 死人頭

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