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trista_cheong 發表於 2007-1-15 11:54 PM

港式英語… :):):):):)

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Piano piano green 琴琴青
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！
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Fish skin~魚皮 。
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Fall on a street@@ 。
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,[3XV? `f.s You see road carefully你小心睇路。 .D!Xw&[4T AIIyQ Vr

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Are you road?你係唔係路呀?
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%j { {a%?1yq You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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TW J8?+X\$X0J4M Where are you come from?你邊度架? (zL.c:DpX
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Do you big me?你大我呀?
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&l{8`$[6nUK The king of cutting girl.界女王。
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹！ z"\&]){$PV
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"h ieG.L Laugh die me.笑死我。
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maj'ED9t Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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cA{+E\A#fw 你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。 7M;x"Ys2v
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High hand.高手
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水
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0VG F;Y"ta Hold hold water.楂楂水
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Two hit six.二打六
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Two five boy.二五仔

hkcchk 發表於 2007-1-15 11:57 PM

This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......:nogood::nogood::nogood::nogood::nogood:

architect 發表於 2007-1-16 12:01 AM

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;N+i [email protected]"C(o you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
(I7XtM@0e!DXP I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷

pigcat 發表於 2007-1-16 12:11 AM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]architect[/i] at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:
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/b7i3m9If!d you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
~F{uw2bX_N I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷 [/quote]
@KQB+p d人係連inner都唔識...
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tkc314 發表於 2007-1-16 12:15 AM

之前睇過啦..
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Killer111 發表於 2007-1-16 12:14 PM

呢d野﹐可以自創。Xs8bXn }&F
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good rope 好索

奇 發表於 2007-1-16 05:40 PM

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最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。:D
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super123 發表於 2007-1-17 02:12 AM

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tonyw 發表於 2007-1-17 02:20 AM

>If you have enough ginger'S1Ov
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(BK J!@:Js$A \B 我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD

hklady 發表於 2007-1-17 05:01 AM

oh , thanks ! "M7W%N,je4@*UZ
i very need it !!!

downbe 發表於 2007-1-17 11:17 AM

OK la, if it is popular let us promote. Like Singapore and India English, now you may check those in Oxford English..... So Push push.

wer 發表於 2007-1-17 05:02 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]trista_cheong[/i] at 2007-1-15 23:54:P5g,qJJ
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'Sg9q)p o you have today-你有今天

Stan@Cysss 發表於 2007-1-17 05:12 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]wer[/i] at 2007-1-17 05:02 PM:fxB$p.fy
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係 "你都有今日喇" -  "You also have today la" =)
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Killer111 發表於 2007-1-17 05:18 PM

Dead Man Head 死人頭

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