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trista_cheong 發表於 2007-1-15 11:54 PM

港式英語… :):):):):)

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PZ/[Qr/Rp If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！
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!_!y1Z#Y.uxzeJ Blow water吹水
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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Do the world做世界 。
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。 -R8{o%J/p_&f.A

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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！
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Collect father收爹 (D#q1E-U#^)s^3J

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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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s0Fo(z8I{ Laugh die me.笑死我。
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野!
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qy'YQWm;o Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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@(X1n%}*hn{B To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 x3l
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r&]:Ryc,ax What the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水
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1EDS@!O6p Hold hold water.楂楂水
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&AuG.OOlU Two five boy.二五仔

hkcchk 發表於 2007-1-15 11:57 PM

This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......:nogood::nogood::nogood::nogood::nogood:

architect 發表於 2007-1-16 12:01 AM

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'X[:o;bG_u you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
8[V9K4d0`Qx-b I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷

pigcat 發表於 2007-1-16 12:11 AM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]architect[/i] at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:5`"O,H#nb.Fe;n{9q*y
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tkc314 發表於 2007-1-16 12:15 AM

之前睇過啦..U/T-}8~auv1mo:i}8D
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Killer111 發表於 2007-1-16 12:14 PM

呢d野﹐可以自創。^/XW(g9G6p+K~[Y Z
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奇 發表於 2007-1-16 05:40 PM

有d以前睇過
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仲有one mountain higher than one mountain一山還有一山高

super123 發表於 2007-1-17 02:12 AM

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tonyw 發表於 2007-1-17 02:20 AM

>If you have enough ginger
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hklady 發表於 2007-1-17 05:01 AM

oh , thanks !
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downbe 發表於 2007-1-17 11:17 AM

OK la, if it is popular let us promote. Like Singapore and India English, now you may check those in Oxford English..... So Push push.

wer 發表於 2007-1-17 05:02 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]trista_cheong[/i] at 2007-1-15 23:54:.Hn_){d-f1|5}0} U9s
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@{*G-SE#A,X you have today-你有今天

Stan@Cysss 發表於 2007-1-17 05:12 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]wer[/i] at 2007-1-17 05:02 PM:
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係 "你都有今日喇" -  "You also have today la" =)z^EBT![Z]6b
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Killer111 發表於 2007-1-17 05:18 PM

Dead Man Head 死人頭

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