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trista_cheong 發表於 2007-1-15 11:54 PM

港式英語… :):):):):)

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You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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s,z^[N5G Do you big me?你大我呀?
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pa*O&D2oF:S8Y Cut girl 界女
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹！
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
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Eight woman八婆
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X$oqvV King eight egg.王八蛋
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High hand.高手
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水
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A dragon service.一條龍服務
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Two hit six.二打六
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Two five boy.二五仔

hkcchk 發表於 2007-1-15 11:57 PM

This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......:nogood::nogood::nogood::nogood::nogood:

architect 發表於 2007-1-16 12:01 AM

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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
jc^d$sn I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷

pigcat 發表於 2007-1-16 12:11 AM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]architect[/i] at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳hPh)]0@c.]pt.X
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷 [/quote]
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tkc314 發表於 2007-1-16 12:15 AM

之前睇過啦..
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Killer111 發表於 2007-1-16 12:14 PM

呢d野﹐可以自創。
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good rope 好索

奇 發表於 2007-1-16 05:40 PM

有d以前睇過
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super123 發表於 2007-1-17 02:12 AM

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tonyw 發表於 2007-1-17 02:20 AM

>If you have enough ginger
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hklady 發表於 2007-1-17 05:01 AM

oh , thanks !
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downbe 發表於 2007-1-17 11:17 AM

OK la, if it is popular let us promote. Like Singapore and India English, now you may check those in Oxford English..... So Push push.

wer 發表於 2007-1-17 05:02 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]trista_cheong[/i] at 2007-1-15 23:54:
|2p!d)` y`#b @ 笑到我肚痛﹐ :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D  笑到... [/quote]
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you have today-你有今天

Stan@Cysss 發表於 2007-1-17 05:12 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]wer[/i] at 2007-1-17 05:02 PM:
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you have today-你有今天 [/quote]
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Killer111 發表於 2007-1-17 05:18 PM

Dead Man Head 死人頭

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