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trista_cheong 發表於 2007-1-15 11:54 PM

港式英語… :):):):):)

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x)eA^_ Piano piano green 琴琴青
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！
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Eight woman八婆
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！
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Old dot.老點
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水
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Pump water.抽水
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hkcchk 發表於 2007-1-15 11:57 PM

This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......:nogood::nogood::nogood::nogood::nogood:

architect 發表於 2007-1-16 12:01 AM

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1{0qPUt0Qs!z you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳0q!NEP"R\5a
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷

pigcat 發表於 2007-1-16 12:11 AM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]architect[/i] at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:
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I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷 [/quote]
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用inside..:D:D:D

tkc314 發表於 2007-1-16 12:15 AM

之前睇過啦.. K7U7a*rT,u;a/cc

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Killer111 發表於 2007-1-16 12:14 PM

呢d野﹐可以自創。)pnx t9lA*UY*j
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good rope 好索

奇 發表於 2007-1-16 05:40 PM

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最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。:D
itm/k&Y|p 仲有one mountain higher than one mountain一山還有一山高

super123 發表於 2007-1-17 02:12 AM

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tonyw 發表於 2007-1-17 02:20 AM

>If you have enough gingerd!B0sMZ
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我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD

hklady 發表於 2007-1-17 05:01 AM

oh , thanks !
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downbe 發表於 2007-1-17 11:17 AM

OK la, if it is popular let us promote. Like Singapore and India English, now you may check those in Oxford English..... So Push push.

wer 發表於 2007-1-17 05:02 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]trista_cheong[/i] at 2007-1-15 23:54:
@G5e.gP/@ 笑到我肚痛﹐ :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D  笑到... [/quote]X+K%`2Y!H7Q+l
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Stan@Cysss 發表於 2007-1-17 05:12 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]wer[/i] at 2007-1-17 05:02 PM:
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Killer111 發表於 2007-1-17 05:18 PM

Dead Man Head 死人頭

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