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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
[b]99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence[/b]I nXva
2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?:sf Fj'SK1T,a ?
[b]a.They give like hell. [/b]!kQ1]T:gG x
[b]b.They do not yell.[/b]
[b]c.They do not tell.[/b].W;Z k$mN
[b]d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.[/b](c(u e S:Ud*j:g
3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
[b]- a HEART to love him,[/b]
[b]- a DIAMOND to marry him,[/b] J(Wy/v oI w!N dv!M
[b]- a CLUB to smash his head in, and[/b]
[b]- a SPADE to bury him![/b]
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?HM KLT8x
[b]Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later[/b]Zc/r \C)V
5) What is the strongest muscle?
[b]The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick![/b] i#Z1QmBD:c'dH4W
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?/lt(] N A
[b]The arse hole is always in front of you.[/b]
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain? Hf2T-~?7v#H
[b]When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME![/b] G B+GO;GMR ^
8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
[b]The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.[/b] that's funny~~haha~~`7C$AJWY+m5T
keep it up~~t5K+o ~ @ f4` Sn
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