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* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服
With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 2l.t2M/z&L j$~)Q,id
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡
* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩
With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 #p.i"tF2B+R*oJ S
With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡
With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡
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* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 F^m#^*ohey!J
With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 }L'B)k,n
Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡
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* PRELIMINARIES 第一次
Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡
Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 (~r$V4mX b*| m.U.M
Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡
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* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候
Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡
Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 xs+p7}4Y
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* POSITIONS 姿勢 #MW Swk
daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 z;? ?6b1i3? W `
69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡
69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 &[,W2_q o?r)z:o
Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡
Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡
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* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 fjN_3{4v"\"Z
Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡
Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡
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Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡
Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 3v0^'@ Y2q d
Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 |h4{rR3\J?
* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起
Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 fd,i^#oV8["Z
from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡
from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 i%w ]'M,kvW!~"u
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 q5V G e)AD-B*o){-F
from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡
over 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡
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* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服
Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡
Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 3K.EX.l lr7w
With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡 義大利吊燈式 ??
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