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Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight.性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 -h5XjVR"U-eP1c
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* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服
With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 0s]0LcIw*_1v
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* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 v.u&t;f'z/M
With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 X'X'EIM:s
With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 %h"g ^ N+kI ]
With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 T b#o$^6D1]
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With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 9CC Sy0pL"b9HL{8m ^
Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 $x? I&b3V(p"l
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Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 zr_1_#Kn*g
Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡
Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡
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* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候
Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡
Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡
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* POSITIONS 姿勢
daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡
69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡
69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡
Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 tk }4No4_0BP4Y4P
Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 GBQe DP}
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* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 SF@"P"o3j k1y/^l
Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 F;JJ K6H6|!fa
Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡
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Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡
Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 L9W"_|+v;Q!y D O0_y4lL
Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 1@u'zE K t%W
* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起
Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡
from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡
from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 K t6C4z3_3{@R
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡
from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡
over 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 @d _6Vhf
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* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服
Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 #Sm4B;v].y%L Vt
Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 )^u)FkY`M%y ^qU1h
With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡 義大利吊燈式 ?? _3~e7X6|
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