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Warhammer 發表於 2005-9-6 11:38 AM

:D:D:D唔知点解，依家去唔到

research2005010 發表於 2005-9-6 11:47 AM

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Y*H(yIH$X            原來自己打fei機姿勢都錯, 我因為怕俾屋企人知, 所以扮瞓覺, 趴係度打, 又驚打左野出來會比人知, 所以一想發射就忍住, 當打完, 咁樣打有兩大問題 , fei機無起機, 海綿體(?)長期受壓應該會出現可怕後果 (行唔到房, 我都post左過 差唔多的case係性版, 當事人情況比我好少少, 而家醫得番), 其實唔起機的後遺症我係26fun都睇過, 不過始終戒唔到呢個打法:o 看來要找個心理醫生先得
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亨九利 發表於 2005-9-6 11:55 AM

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research2005010 發表於 2005-9-6 11:59 AM

如何減少打fei機的標準答案又多一個: 真真正正打一次

亨九利 發表於 2005-9-6 12:00 PM

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research2005010 發表於 2005-9-6 12:02 PM

打假機衰過打假波

亨九利 發表於 2005-9-6 12:04 PM

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bengrace50 發表於 2005-9-6 12:31 PM

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bengrace50 發表於 2005-9-6 12:53 PM

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research2005010 發表於 2005-9-6 02:11 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]bengrace50[/i] at 2005-9-6 12:53 PM:Jx$T2Mgq0r

Q$jJ^,WFA 咁不如索性去做牧師、出家人又或者去做人點禁慾，一定好成功:DL"r%XB7nS g
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VRBgDC0IF 我都諗過去少林寺, 至於牧師就唔好, 太多佢地的負面新聞 (男童呀, 非禮女教友呀), 睇黎佢地d training 應該唔得

bengrace50 發表於 2005-9-6 03:51 PM

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d228216 發表於 2005-9-6 06:33 PM

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[quote]Originally posted by [i]亨九利[/i] at 2005-9-6 11:55 AM:
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咪係囉, 原來你之前齋起冇出, 唔怪得知啦, 打老飛為求舒服, 你之前都冇出, 梗係谷精上腦啦..........:cool: [/quote]
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Y1P*J@-X9sR+k 1...精液倒流...將細菌帶入輸精管---令輸精管/睪丸發炎  ---  隨時要切丸
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kofi 發表於 2005-9-7 08:12 PM

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Killer6234 發表於 2005-9-7 08:52 PM

我同條女拖拍三年幾,一路都冇咩事,但係佢一轉工識到個賤精就出事?6Tk3}S?&l
條賤精扮晒同我條女fd,其實一路搞風搞雨最後仲搞到我同條女散埋
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既野仲話隻賤精想追佢果陣點解唔搵人收左佢皮~!最後搞到條女都冇埋

d228216 發表於 2005-9-7 09:21 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]Killer6234[/i] at 2005-9-7 08:52 PM:?o*tS@3G
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bengrace50 發表於 2005-9-7 11:16 PM

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Killer6234 發表於 2005-9-9 02:47 AM

諗起一樣野都想講下........大家聽過未? d~+{
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後悔唔讀好d,搞到大個日子難挨.........我有仔女一定佢要讀大學

bengrace50 發表於 2005-9-9 03:57 AM

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lks 發表於 2005-9-9 05:18 PM

The most regret thing i done in my life so far is i miss the opportunity to know somone who is the person i love the most.I still remember i saw her in five years ago and i really love her when i saw her for the first time.We are from different school and she is from girl school and i from boy school but we in the same tuition center.I dun dare to talk with her and i wait for the chance to come.But the time is going very fast the end of the year is coming.I knew that if i still dun take the first step then i may lost my chance to see her again but i really very stupid because i din take the first step.Then the new of the year is coming and i hope i can see her again in the same tuition center but i really dissappointed because she din appear anymore.I was very sad and i decide to forget her but after one year which the last year b4 i enter university i saw her again in another tuition center and the day i saw her was my most happy day since my born and i can't sleep on that day.Honestly that year was my most happy year because the tuition break into two days and i can saw her twice in a week.But the most happy things was i got her handphone number.I never phone her b4 because i afraid this will scare her.I just wait for my chance to know her.But the chance never come and the end of the year was coming and i know that if i still wait like that i will never know her because we may never meet again because she or me may go to oversea to continue our study.So after the government test over i decide to call her.Actually i want to call her early but i scare i will discrupt her study on the government test.But the GOD din help me because she had move away and change the phone number already.At that time i really very down and very regret why i din take the first step five years ago and the second chance come after one year but i din quickly take the first step.Now after five years i still very miss her and i never fall in love with someone anymore.Maybe i wait for the third chance to come.I also dun know.
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陳某 發表於 2005-9-9 06:50 PM

真係好後悔學識左自慰...因為真係好痛苦...bs#s,Q~3uC9o
自己定力又少...唉...
RQY S/D 雖然我未有以上咁多位有同樣問題既兄台要受咁大既痛苦...3JP+lTc;BuSu.~'E
但係我本身好想成為教徒... H0pP AIY
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記得我三年級o個陣暗戀左個女仔...
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:MA0qRg4GQ(Rk 直到升f.3 o個年...
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但係最後悔既係我解救唔到佢...
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p[S-EZ 其實到呢一刻我都仲係好鐘意佢...J#N M2oz3n,}
唉...天意真的弄人!

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