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Warhammer 發表於 2005-9-6 11:38 AM

:D:D:D唔知点解，依家去唔到

research2005010 發表於 2005-9-6 11:47 AM

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5^(X\I&r n ?[t            原來自己打fei機姿勢都錯, 我因為怕俾屋企人知, 所以扮瞓覺, 趴係度打, 又驚打左野出來會比人知, 所以一想發射就忍住, 當打完, 咁樣打有兩大問題 , fei機無起機, 海綿體(?)長期受壓應該會出現可怕後果 (行唔到房, 我都post左過 差唔多的case係性版, 當事人情況比我好少少, 而家醫得番), 其實唔起機的後遺症我係26fun都睇過, 不過始終戒唔到呢個打法:o 看來要找個心理醫生先得
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X:~!D(DPn             至於忍住仲大鑊, 我估因此搞到我成日想打, 聽人講話谷住百病生. 所以我昨晚終於勇敢地打一次, 先發現原來打出來的野好似cream咁, 而且成個人鬆晒, 唔會好似以前打六七次都好想打 (嚴格來說, 我因為每一次都未打完所以唔打唔得)
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亨九利 發表於 2005-9-6 11:55 AM

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research2005010 發表於 2005-9-6 11:59 AM

如何減少打fei機的標準答案又多一個: 真真正正打一次

亨九利 發表於 2005-9-6 12:00 PM

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research2005010 發表於 2005-9-6 12:02 PM

打假機衰過打假波

亨九利 發表於 2005-9-6 12:04 PM

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bengrace50 發表於 2005-9-6 12:31 PM

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bengrace50 發表於 2005-9-6 12:53 PM

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research2005010 發表於 2005-9-6 02:11 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]bengrace50[/i] at 2005-9-6 12:53 PM:
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咁不如索性去做牧師、出家人又或者去做人點禁慾，一定好成功:D
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講笑咋，唔好介意:D [/quote]
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7TN VMuk 我都諗過去少林寺, 至於牧師就唔好, 太多佢地的負面新聞 (男童呀, 非禮女教友呀), 睇黎佢地d training 應該唔得

bengrace50 發表於 2005-9-6 03:51 PM

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d228216 發表於 2005-9-6 06:33 PM

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[quote]Originally posted by [i]亨九利[/i] at 2005-9-6 11:55 AM:VRC(e:n xLy

,]#r?i;E_ W4R 咪係囉, 原來你之前齋起冇出, 唔怪得知啦, 打老飛為求舒服, 你之前都冇出, 梗係谷精上腦啦..........:cool: [/quote]VZ6a@?+JCj
齋打唔出, 又成日想打, 成日打有兩個壞處---好嚴重
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kofi 發表於 2005-9-7 08:12 PM

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Killer6234 發表於 2005-9-7 08:52 PM

我同條女拖拍三年幾,一路都冇咩事,但係佢一轉工識到個賤精就出事,ILzQ5u
條賤精扮晒同我條女fd,其實一路搞風搞雨最後仲搞到我同條女散埋W1Jr/V0yw9X6v
仲俾我知隻賤精同左我條女一齊,好Q後悔點解開頭條女問我條賤精
!Q/irY7? N 既野仲話隻賤精想追佢果陣點解唔搵人收左佢皮~!最後搞到條女都冇埋

d228216 發表於 2005-9-7 09:21 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]Killer6234[/i] at 2005-9-7 08:52 PM:
kH^ BH|)G/u 我同條女拖拍三年幾,一路都冇咩事,但... [/quote]yooRv_H0t
好就女人, 唔好就...........y7usR?MU,D-|y6b

e&zQ_Diz 果d女人鍾意d賤精, 都係賤格嫁啦, 蛇有蛇路呀嗎.....冇咗執返身采啦....

bengrace50 發表於 2005-9-7 11:16 PM

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Killer6234 發表於 2005-9-9 02:47 AM

諗起一樣野都想講下........大家聽過未?^FC,`m-g#i9mY
【細時唔讀書，大時做運輸】!B ~2shcE7@ _J
我細個就係唔讀書,到大個諗住都有得做番個運輸佬啦
)j6kzO0p0g^ hg 點知做運輸都係要識睇個英文地址.....人地一問你識唔識睇呀?3J#ow6If%W?0Q"^x
唔識答人.....原來讀書係呢個世界係好重要,係邊行都係重要
,aw+tF Iw/LED0A9g 後悔唔讀好d,搞到大個日子難挨.........我有仔女一定佢要讀大學

bengrace50 發表於 2005-9-9 03:57 AM

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lks 發表於 2005-9-9 05:18 PM

The most regret thing i done in my life so far is i miss the opportunity to know somone who is the person i love the most.I still remember i saw her in five years ago and i really love her when i saw her for the first time.We are from different school and she is from girl school and i from boy school but we in the same tuition center.I dun dare to talk with her and i wait for the chance to come.But the time is going very fast the end of the year is coming.I knew that if i still dun take the first step then i may lost my chance to see her again but i really very stupid because i din take the first step.Then the new of the year is coming and i hope i can see her again in the same tuition center but i really dissappointed because she din appear anymore.I was very sad and i decide to forget her but after one year which the last year b4 i enter university i saw her again in another tuition center and the day i saw her was my most happy day since my born and i can't sleep on that day.Honestly that year was my most happy year because the tuition break into two days and i can saw her twice in a week.But the most happy things was i got her handphone number.I never phone her b4 because i afraid this will scare her.I just wait for my chance to know her.But the chance never come and the end of the year was coming and i know that if i still wait like that i will never know her because we may never meet again because she or me may go to oversea to continue our study.So after the government test over i decide to call her.Actually i want to call her early but i scare i will discrupt her study on the government test.But the GOD din help me because she had move away and change the phone number already.At that time i really very down and very regret why i din take the first step five years ago and the second chance come after one year but i din quickly take the first step.Now after five years i still very miss her and i never fall in love with someone anymore.Maybe i wait for the third chance to come.I also dun know. e1dITN(B
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陳某 發表於 2005-9-9 06:50 PM

真係好後悔學識左自慰...因為真係好痛苦...
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S@N-R8?/\.hC @ 雖然我未有以上咁多位有同樣問題既兄台要受咁大既痛苦...
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I0U[ 但係我本身好想成為教徒...'g0H If,`N
卻總是因為呢樣野而過唔到我自己呢關去領洗...
m:]/w^&g;I UQ B 魔鬼引誘到我做呢樣野...
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記得我三年級o個陣暗戀左個女仔...
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之後大家一直有keep contact...y)i/p u%[
d聚會都有見番佢...
'[6BR/`| 直到升f.3 o個年...
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大家玩得好開心.../\?2^lvRN
過左幾日佢突然係icq問我係咪鐘意佢...*K-W q*BR4a-B4CJ
我o個刻用左最大既勇氣同佢講"係"!
5Wzobi#~ 佢話對我都有好感...但係都係讀好書之後先講...
7X0S*uF;v!H 之後我同佢d fd傾過...
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\1WPt&T)v9M 但係我地都仲有sd下e-mail...icq咁...

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A%])V,L-] 好upset...
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+n3QYw)m0c$u1U+F 同佢拍緊拖既竟然女仔[tb]...!!!3y;Y-V
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直到佢地分左手...佢仍然放唔低...
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我真係好希望能夠改變番佢[自私!?]...O3B,b;\{
其實到呢一刻我都仲係好鐘意佢... k8j)])DLw;X7a3a ?
唉...天意真的弄人!

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