八兩斤,黃夏慰,余冒蓮,菜瘋華之瘋狂關係.請幫一幫八兩斤
八: 八兩斤黃: 黃夏慰
余: 余冒蓮
菜: 菜瘋華OBFY4I5H*\^
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以下故事乃純粹虛構,如有雷同,實屬巧合,敬請原諒. ()乃正確讀音,由於八兩斤的廣東話唔正之故~ 請大家幻想下各人物的聲線~
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八: "你呢個屎(死)人黃夏慰,你你..你呢個賤婦,錢(尋)晚明明呀..約約..約左你去笨
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(半)島沼(酒)店502號房到,你竟然走左去菜瘋華係九龍塘既別墅到.今日生果二(日)報既頭版
賣灑出黎啦,而家成頂綠帽笠落我到,你你..你都對得我住,而家我仲駛出黎見人?"
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黃: " 阿斤生,你人又矮,樣又唔掂,上次阿冒蓮妹都話你床上功課唔了得,你仲叫我尋晚6Y1L}Jiiz q;I q`
去你個間沼店到,你係唔係露啊? 我同你已經離左婚好多年,你既綠帽唔係我俾你,係你自己
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想戴.仲有呀,抽水你就叻,你同華華D床上功夫仲爭10皮."[|2W.b}F/M
此刻,菜瘋華戴住個黑超楂住佢架benz黎到,八兩斤一腳伸落架車到,點知,佢做左一件我地由$n"A9a9v `2@2^;b+Q
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細講到大,由笑到唔笑的一件事上--踩蕉皮PK,成個人仆落地下到,鵬牙全崩,最搞笑係佢PK伸 q:\,{4AzP;f+Te
腳時同菜瘋華講了一句話--"我要打爆你呢個仆街鵬牙!"
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菜: (仲講咁多想幫夏慰妹咩?楂車送夏慰妹遊車河好8G I4X9Z%HgQ
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當菜瘋華同夏慰妹離開後,八兩金便即刻起身.此刻,一件令人意想不到既事件俾八兩斤見到,
佢見到余冒蓮係天橋底打佢既小人.
余: "打你個小人頭,打到你有氣無訂抖.打你個小人腳,打到你成世仆響到.打你個何B
仔,邊鬼個叫你性無能!"l/G)L2JK ZlR
雖然阿八兩斤想走佢鬧佢,但佢已經朝著反方向去牙醫診所方向出發!1L4}fx9jd(E
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