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happylion99 發表於 2005-6-17 10:30 PM

八兩斤,黃夏慰,余冒蓮,菜瘋華之瘋狂關係.請幫一幫八兩斤

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菜:       (仲講咁多想幫夏慰妹咩?楂車送夏慰妹遊車河好
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singleung 發表於 2005-6-17 10:38 PM

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happylion99 發表於 2005-6-17 10:48 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]singleung[/i] at 2005-6-17 10:38 PM:
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威尼斯人蛇 發表於 2005-6-17 11:43 PM

happylion99兄,可唔可以比您email我,我有d野想您幫忙,唔該你

威尼斯人蛇 發表於 2005-6-17 11:57 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]happylion99[/i] at 2005-6-17 10:48 PM:4oQE8X&n&] P N:`6T
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happylion99 發表於 2005-6-18 12:45 AM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]威尼斯人蛇[/i] at 2005-6-17 11:57 PM:x(kkQ,^q
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幫咩忙? are u 甲狀腺?
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威尼斯人蛇 發表於 2005-6-18 09:49 AM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]happylion99[/i] at 2005-6-18 12:45 AM:J1[};J;x,A!x

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搵你係有原因的!
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happylion99 發表於 2005-6-18 01:02 PM

我send我的email去你呢個email: E$k2x9Z(\(W#F
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威尼斯人蛇 發表於 2005-6-18 01:50 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]happylion99[/i] at 2005-6-18 01:02 PM:*_ P?U&E;s
我send我的email去你呢個email:
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