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dezxx 發表於 2005-7-29 02:22 AM

3字經(english版)

人之初:At the beginning of life.
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m+U^#q0G 性本善:Sex is good.
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5|#D|3iB 性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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Ut2@ P.AUl3[/a 斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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yK5gY$h8e^O(F 不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

fatfatdragon 發表於 2005-7-29 05:43 AM

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