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dezxx 發表於 2005-7-29 02:22 AM

3字經(english版)

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;~%XGZ/Us*Y 性本善:Sex is good.
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(K'~i/Oi2nB 性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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FU:F^ SZ 習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. Fj(rywq

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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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%V4l8?$x{:W#wV0F^ 教之道:The way of learning it
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jw$iI9Yt 貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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8r/p x%dOf 擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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H6x_#f'cK q,N\ 子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. 5w)B{/["b#H.r(k2f
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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j'{m7y-r _T 名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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vwZM5h 父之過 :It is all your fault.
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#d5qSK|5hk&R"Qh9E 教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, !M9h7y g1ki

8t#e"Mf:i 師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. _[!@j G

8L w'H[(WT)m 子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake "\OF7Ye~1Tm
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, ,o`)g,_[ fR

_mZEy[5U 老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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cD&jA:Sd 玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, q#Y}5Vt7^7i
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E#uu5s|:}g"Q%y 人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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-s3mb N$z1` 不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

fatfatdragon 發表於 2005-7-29 05:43 AM

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