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dezxx 發表於 2005-7-29 02:22 AM

3字經(english版)

人之初:At the beginning of life. %g9{1~"HN"n&h,G m1|g'A

F8i3@LoR4Nm 性本善:Sex is good. p6Mxf3D7w9p"K

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bo1uw:W)d 習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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z,m6e"tb"~_/c8b 教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. LvuwN f

e&~kx2y,i-O 子不學:If you don't study hard, x2gc3kV_.e$m4L"n1M
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. .B`C%O:o%F]

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'by,k H8c"c8ScH 名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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.Xp&c9?&Sb;K.o 養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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L/ge8ut/Ra7u#^ 父之過 :It is all your fault.
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_)L;Si4u)| 教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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&BP*Q!T.M 師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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*Ss3N@W6s8Q 子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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+YF)F-` o 玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, )]'?9w*dS;g/?
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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dii.s&uI$EM 人不學 :If you don't learn sex, J4M g.r7qj(xBQ O

{ gU\nZ&yEn.O 不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

fatfatdragon 發表於 2005-7-29 05:43 AM

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