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dezxx 發表於 2005-7-29 02:22 AM

3字經(english版)

人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. 3@PW AW ^&X)t7e$?
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. tom7K;QgEWY

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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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E(A9sg*h`)P:p ?6X 擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. 1z"Pk!rD5O
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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u["v3J^TO 有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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"Pa5[yg(Z)P&o 父之過 :It is all your fault. D1?gKYi8H
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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py G+_F \ 不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

fatfatdragon 發表於 2005-7-29 05:43 AM

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