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dezxx 發表於 2005-7-29 02:22 AM

3字經(english版)

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`O!v3] BX} 性本善:Sex is good. ?2fZ9X2j:K,F}Ss

4l%c2{mJ(F;IA.D 性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. Op1`|W{1?
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. 6\mP {_ h3B
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&r;yF:S b5wKo!M 貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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0M ZW7m+m B4P3I GI-`D 擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. 3U"X|,V+oqY

q9V.I.FZ+H"l 子不學:If you don't study hard, `?(C4[TWm(Z
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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[;[%w P6| 名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. .FD;Z8T!{p @:|

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b!@R8~ar R5n 父之過 :It is all your fault. ELW3^KR,N0l m e
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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#S8p Y&e(Ub 幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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? Q*? F ]+ddR#\ 老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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7OGo8UA'H2J4R 玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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t V6IMK"A7~$s 人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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~?kL])ho 不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

fatfatdragon 發表於 2005-7-29 05:43 AM

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