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gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 11:59 AM

有冇人經常俾小強襲擊?

我由細到大都成日俾小強襲擊。唔知點解從窗口飛入屋既小強，十居其九都一定會係我身上降落過! 停係手、腳、頭頂、膊頭、背脊.......全身試勻晒! 有次隻小強仲係白色既，真係前所未見!! 尋晚又再一次有咁既情況! 自問自己一向乾淨無異味，點解下下都要襲擊我? :mad:Q4R+C5}&L

s]1k`a 我家住廿幾樓，但年年都一定會有一兩次俾小強飛左入黎。究竟大家屋企又有冇咁既"不束之客"?
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Poker 發表於 2005-11-9 12:21 PM

你本身驚唔驚小強架? ^4M3]H;W%Qd

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不過訓緊覺個陣我就唔知試過幾多次la....

大寶蕉 發表於 2005-11-9 12:23 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 11:59 AM:
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係因為我以前住唐樓,窗口對住後巷、天井,
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另一次訓訓下,突然一隻小強由我左邊面經過+f2qcH&um*G
我鼻樑蘭到去右邊面..動作非常快,只需2秒....
+{XHRn!?m 然後就逃去無蹤哩埋床下底..當晚我憤而起身,,A&b~)W j`vL
用左2個鐘拉晒床底D雜物出黎追殺佢...卒之
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B!z[/F[LL 佢於死地..然後至訓得著..

gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 12:25 PM

我唔怕地上小強，但飛天小強就同你一樣好敏感! 就好似尋晚咁，突然由d野由膊頭掉落大脾在落地，我未望到己經意識到......"唔係下話，小強嗎??"
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5q&R2By0XR)t5L m 而且因為由細細個到大被襲擊多次，所以我係怕飛天小強的!4l4a}C7C

Xb/C8^O.A 不過而家大個，我會用殺虫水打反恐戰，結果尋晚既恐佈份子已被我消滅～～

機密 發表於 2005-11-9 12:25 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 11:59:
Vv4r| @&_/v8f(te 我由細到大都成日俾小強襲擊。唔知點... [/quote]
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x'HDC edU1y!fw4x&F)ED 有當然有，講起小強，其實我作為大男人都好怕會飛的小強！
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w;ni"t7J(? 又有次睡夢中手中突然掂著隻小強還下意識捉住。 開眼一看，嚇得脫手，跟著牠就跌落床........................、跟住嚇得我立刻彈起床找牠！:)

大寶蕉 發表於 2005-11-9 12:26 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]Poker[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:21 PM:/LKulM`1Smo
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我都係..比佢地蘭過上身幾次之後..我開始警覺性好高,"Y MZ7kXP
訓覺時,我會好敏感,聽倒小小膠袋聲或有D微弱聲音..
M#Q#]k(`Wp 我都會即開燈睇下係咪小強...10次裡面都中4-5次架..

gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 12:30 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]大寶蕉[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:23 PM:
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其實我認為飛天小強係鍾意向郁動既物體飛近既。因為有時見d飛天小強飛既時候都會好似有意識咁飛埋去移動緊既人度! 同埋係咪當無食物吸引佢時，佢係咪就好俾人既體味吸引住?

Poker 發表於 2005-11-9 12:30 PM

如果佢地係窗飛入黎即係用煙霧殺蟲劑都冇用.... *vzbu:Ihzk
我諗要係每個窗都安裝密度高既電網先得la ....

大寶蕉 發表於 2005-11-9 12:31 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:25 PM:vw-?.X1RY [ p
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但果D飛天小強係癲的...我都好驚..
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M!DG2m/}0t3d:[.x 然後梗係追到天腳底都消滅佢啦~{k,RV[IkI
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機密 發表於 2005-11-9 12:33 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]大寶蕉[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:31:
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gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 12:36 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]機密[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:33 PM:,M0PEGq/z(e)d2e

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據說小強是盲的。
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希望無小強突襲你~~;)

大寶蕉 發表於 2005-11-9 12:36 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:30 PM: A W;Ob5K

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我記得聽收音機好似講過...大約係話小強飛行時,係唔似其他昆虫咁
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所以你見親佢地飛都係癲左咁亂咁來..可能佢根本唔係想飛埋你度..
A,A2?Fc%Y2F 但佢自己又控制唔倒..
0_*^.z*yJ 講得唔岩請指正~

Poker 發表於 2005-11-9 12:40 PM

佢個死人樣真係好嚇人.....佢既DNA完全係針對大部份人類既弱點而設計出黎....
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gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 12:42 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]大寶蕉[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:36 PM:
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gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 12:45 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]Poker[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:40 PM:gJXR8S
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Poker 發表於 2005-11-9 12:53 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:45 PM:
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大寶蕉 發表於 2005-11-9 12:55 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:45 PM:u6l ~u)Jd,R

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5l(Y$DIcT$MT 楝..我永遠唔敢用手掂果頁紙..

☆威少★ 發表於 2005-11-9 12:56 PM

yes!!! 地上果D我一定殺之而後快

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Poker 發表於 2005-11-9 01:00 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]大寶蕉[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:55 PM:L)f5Q.` Cs#D

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gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 01:01 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]大寶蕉[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:55 PM:tz? @`irO

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