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gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 11:59 AM

有冇人經常俾小強襲擊?

我由細到大都成日俾小強襲擊。唔知點解從窗口飛入屋既小強,十居其九都一定會係我身上降落過! 停係手、腳、頭頂、膊頭、背脊.......全身試勻晒! 有次隻小強仲係白色既,真係前所未見!! 尋晚又再一次有咁既情況! 自問自己一向乾淨無異味,點解下下都要襲擊我? :mad:
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我家住廿幾樓,但年年都一定會有一兩次俾小強飛左入黎。究竟大家屋企又有冇咁既"不束之客"?
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Poker 發表於 2005-11-9 12:21 PM

你本身驚唔驚小強架?
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大寶蕉 發表於 2005-11-9 12:23 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 11:59 AM:+i}&X%kls/Cn,q~
我由細到大都成日俾小強襲擊。唔知點... [/quote] g7p,i d#C
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我以前都成日有你類似既經歷.
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狂卒皂液用花灑係咁洗格勒底..洗左半個鐘...
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另一次訓訓下,突然一隻小強由我左邊面經過
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然後就逃去無蹤哩埋床下底..當晚我憤而起身,
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gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 12:25 PM

我唔怕地上小強,但飛天小強就同你一樣好敏感! 就好似尋晚咁,突然由d野由膊頭掉落大脾在落地,我未望到己經意識到......"唔係下話,小強嗎??"
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不過而家大個,我會用殺虫水打反恐戰,結果尋晚既恐佈份子已被我消滅~~

機密 發表於 2005-11-9 12:25 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 11:59:
S u`3u%rYk T 我由細到大都成日俾小強襲擊。唔知點... [/quote]
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有當然有,講起小強,其實我作為大男人都好怕會飛的小強!
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又有次睡夢中手中突然掂著隻小強還下意識捉住。 開眼一看,嚇得脫手,跟著牠就跌落床........................、跟住嚇得我立刻彈起床找牠!:)

大寶蕉 發表於 2005-11-9 12:26 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]Poker[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:21 PM:
V%rm}^'tu 你本身驚唔驚小強架? 1]d{ Z7Jm'y&A

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l-`#]Z,^6lx HcmC 訓覺時,我會好敏感,聽倒小小膠袋聲或有D微弱聲音..+h3R"`@Oo'i L
我都會即開燈睇下係咪小強...10次裡面都中4-5次架..

gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 12:30 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]大寶蕉[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:23 PM:
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係... [/quote]V;G8\h(os q6L

%u|kR'w@ 嘩~~你既經歷比我既更加驚嚇!! 但佢都真係唔好彩,竟然死係"加拿大"~~
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.izQ|a;L'ecD 其實我認為飛天小強係鍾意向郁動既物體飛近既。因為有時見d飛天小強飛既時候都會好似有意識咁飛埋去移動緊既人度! 同埋係咪當無食物吸引佢時,佢係咪就好俾人既體味吸引住?

Poker 發表於 2005-11-9 12:30 PM

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我諗要係每個窗都安裝密度高既電網先得la ....

大寶蕉 發表於 2005-11-9 12:31 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:25 PM: |8}.W1ZO"s Q+q~
我唔怕地上小強,但飛天小強就同你一... [/quote] Urdh m mJu2T

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但果D飛天小強係癲的...我都好驚..
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想飛埋我度,即刻拿起身邊份報紙拍佢,U?t!` ki$tk9Xc4|7d
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埋黎,如是者我打左佢3次..佢先降落..
q7Etd `'P/u.R 然後梗係追到天腳底都消滅佢啦~@bF A4{V
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機密 發表於 2005-11-9 12:33 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]大寶蕉[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:31: N\9bB \

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gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 12:36 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]機密[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:33 PM:q/^.A%l]X)P
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據說小強是盲的。
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g-wE'K:ku/@ 希望無小強突襲你~~;)

大寶蕉 發表於 2005-11-9 12:36 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:30 PM:
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嘩~~你既經歷比我既更加驚嚇!! ... [/quote]
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我記得聽收音機好似講過...大約係話小強飛行時,係唔似其他昆虫咁)^9bE3HM ?qI]
可以控制自如,想飛邊度就邊度..因為佢地對翼已退化左定唔知點..
BchV _ 所以你見親佢地飛都係癲左咁亂咁來..可能佢根本唔係想飛埋你度..2W{/b/V,T!}/}6\#a'I
但佢自己又控制唔倒..
E'E&YzuR*aT6WG 講得唔岩請指正~

Poker 發表於 2005-11-9 12:40 PM

佢個死人樣真係好嚇人.....佢既DNA完全係針對大部份人類既弱點而設計出黎....
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gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 12:42 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]大寶蕉[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:36 PM:zI%Z#hT7A/mX
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我記得聽收音機好似講過...大約係... [/quote]
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聽來和它們的飛行習性很吻合! 相信這就是原因吧~~

gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 12:45 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]Poker[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:40 PM:B z0yh.Y(i'\;\
佢個死人樣真係好嚇人.....佢既DNA完... [/quote]M]r Pv
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唔知點解d人驚佢多過驚其他昆虫咁多? 我都好想知道,係咪同家人傳遞既訊息有關,即係身邊既人驚,咁就有個驚既氣氛,令到我地本應唔驚既都會變成對佢地有驚恐既印象?

Poker 發表於 2005-11-9 12:53 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:45 PM:
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大寶蕉 發表於 2005-11-9 12:55 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:45 PM:W cg^7r

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☆威少★ 發表於 2005-11-9 12:56 PM

yes!!! 地上果D我一定殺之而後快

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Poker 發表於 2005-11-9 01:00 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]大寶蕉[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:55 PM:^i*H9o K-B0m,v[

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gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 01:01 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]大寶蕉[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:55 PM:
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yes~~飛左個一頁唔讀~~

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