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gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 11:59 AM

有冇人經常俾小強襲擊?

我由細到大都成日俾小強襲擊。唔知點解從窗口飛入屋既小強，十居其九都一定會係我身上降落過! 停係手、腳、頭頂、膊頭、背脊.......全身試勻晒! 有次隻小強仲係白色既，真係前所未見!! 尋晚又再一次有咁既情況! 自問自己一向乾淨無異味，點解下下都要襲擊我? :mad:'l6ncPI.y@0h5a

N'x/O,NF$~(S 我家住廿幾樓，但年年都一定會有一兩次俾小強飛左入黎。究竟大家屋企又有冇咁既"不束之客"?
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Poker 發表於 2005-11-9 12:21 PM

你本身驚唔驚小強架? '`Fy*];C(C

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大寶蕉 發表於 2005-11-9 12:23 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 11:59 AM:0E7t _wu5F_,e
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~k,M;X Lb 我以前都成日有你類似既經歷.
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r.i(_2Z%F 所以一開窗,間唔時會有d小強飛入黎,
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隻死左既小強響我格勒底,相信係佢"誤闖"入我
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然後就逃去無蹤哩埋床下底..當晚我憤而起身,
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佢於死地..然後至訓得著..

gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 12:25 PM

我唔怕地上小強，但飛天小強就同你一樣好敏感! 就好似尋晚咁，突然由d野由膊頭掉落大脾在落地，我未望到己經意識到......"唔係下話，小強嗎??" o;z@u C*k/^o
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機密 發表於 2005-11-9 12:25 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 11:59:
0p~4S'D3J-k 我由細到大都成日俾小強襲擊。唔知點... [/quote]jwEj4}Uv{
白色的是剛蛻變成成蟲的小強。
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"E*K_3c8Q6rN 有當然有，講起小強，其實我作為大男人都好怕會飛的小強！
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又有次睡夢中手中突然掂著隻小強還下意識捉住。 開眼一看，嚇得脫手，跟著牠就跌落床........................、跟住嚇得我立刻彈起床找牠！:)

大寶蕉 發表於 2005-11-9 12:26 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]Poker[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:21 PM:9]Uo9@?f+]8I
你本身驚唔驚小強架?
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我剩係試過... [/quote]
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我都係..比佢地蘭過上身幾次之後..我開始警覺性好高,8n-B$C7MN
訓覺時,我會好敏感,聽倒小小膠袋聲或有D微弱聲音..

W.i!z$i&t;? 我都會即開燈睇下係咪小強...10次裡面都中4-5次架..

gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 12:30 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]大寶蕉[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:23 PM:4c0g%d%DP O

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我以前都成日有你類似既經歷.+HTm t|_;c\
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v$G,\{)\5QJ 嘩～～你既經歷比我既更加驚嚇!! 但佢都真係唔好彩，竟然死係"加拿大"~~~q$\Q:QT8Rc8u

.X-|(nBzG 其實我認為飛天小強係鍾意向郁動既物體飛近既。因為有時見d飛天小強飛既時候都會好似有意識咁飛埋去移動緊既人度! 同埋係咪當無食物吸引佢時，佢係咪就好俾人既體味吸引住?

Poker 發表於 2005-11-9 12:30 PM

如果佢地係窗飛入黎即係用煙霧殺蟲劑都冇用.... Y~/E2s:V&\
我諗要係每個窗都安裝密度高既電網先得la ....

大寶蕉 發表於 2005-11-9 12:31 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:25 PM: K/F;Fcw
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打佢唔死,D氣流令佢盪開左..但迅即又向住我飛
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然後梗係追到天腳底都消滅佢啦~,I%@&q9RL
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機密 發表於 2005-11-9 12:33 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]大寶蕉[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:31:
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據說小強是盲的。
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gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 12:36 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]機密[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:33 PM:
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希望無小強突襲你~~;)

大寶蕉 發表於 2005-11-9 12:36 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:30 PM:
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我記得聽收音機好似講過...大約係話小強飛行時,係唔似其他昆虫咁We'? l-p rw+?YG
可以控制自如,想飛邊度就邊度..因為佢地對翼已退化左定唔知點..C#@a6|Y.]7DEN
所以你見親佢地飛都係癲左咁亂咁來..可能佢根本唔係想飛埋你度..g9b(K%RMwDF5g4Z
但佢自己又控制唔倒..:ZG ?8A%I-c
講得唔岩請指正~

Poker 發表於 2005-11-9 12:40 PM

佢個死人樣真係好嚇人.....佢既DNA完全係針對大部份人類既弱點而設計出黎....
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gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 12:42 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]大寶蕉[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:36 PM:
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'ZK1R3Xsj 我記得聽收音機好似講過...大約係... [/quote]
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聽來和它們的飛行習性很吻合! 相信這就是原因吧~~

gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 12:45 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]Poker[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:40 PM:
p{ vGC 佢個死人樣真係好嚇人.....佢既DNA完... [/quote]`Z,L(}jt
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唔知點解d人驚佢多過驚其他昆虫咁多? 我都好想知道，係咪同家人傳遞既訊息有關，即係身邊既人驚，咁就有個驚既氣氛，令到我地本應唔驚既都會變成對佢地有驚恐既印象?

Poker 發表於 2005-11-9 12:53 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:45 PM:
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大寶蕉 發表於 2005-11-9 12:55 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:45 PM:S+LL%t-l8R5t

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小學讀D書講昆蟲,淨睇到小強D玉照已經令我毛管
6RB4v J*B 楝..我永遠唔敢用手掂果頁紙..

☆威少★ 發表於 2005-11-9 12:56 PM

yes!!! 地上果D我一定殺之而後快

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Poker 發表於 2005-11-9 01:00 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]大寶蕉[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:55 PM: N z)m.ugo;L

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gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 01:01 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]大寶蕉[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:55 PM:,U GB2pM1Ac7r3]K

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