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gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 11:59 AM

有冇人經常俾小強襲擊?

我由細到大都成日俾小強襲擊。唔知點解從窗口飛入屋既小強，十居其九都一定會係我身上降落過! 停係手、腳、頭頂、膊頭、背脊.......全身試勻晒! 有次隻小強仲係白色既，真係前所未見!! 尋晚又再一次有咁既情況! 自問自己一向乾淨無異味，點解下下都要襲擊我? :mad:
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Poker 發表於 2005-11-9 12:21 PM

你本身驚唔驚小強架?
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大寶蕉 發表於 2005-11-9 12:23 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 11:59 AM:T6N iL]8Vk6K
我由細到大都成日俾小強襲擊。唔知點... [/quote]
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vV%LqS AMv;qk 我以前都成日有你類似既經歷.
UWH\&k%D }F 係因為我以前住唐樓,窗口對住後巷、天井,
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8v1Y;VV%I o 最經典係有次訓覺,小強捐左入我格勒底比我!w{#Ue)oN&jq9y
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隻死左既小強響我格勒底,相信係佢"誤闖"入我
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gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 12:25 PM

我唔怕地上小強，但飛天小強就同你一樣好敏感! 就好似尋晚咁，突然由d野由膊頭掉落大脾在落地，我未望到己經意識到......"唔係下話，小強嗎??"
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Lk)A;CmJ@ 而且因為由細細個到大被襲擊多次，所以我係怕飛天小強的!
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不過而家大個，我會用殺虫水打反恐戰，結果尋晚既恐佈份子已被我消滅～～

機密 發表於 2005-11-9 12:25 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 11:59:\~.R3A^*p.NR
我由細到大都成日俾小強襲擊。唔知點... [/quote]m+H1| Fjbo
白色的是剛蛻變成成蟲的小強。v1z'kj9{e9K
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有當然有，講起小強，其實我作為大男人都好怕會飛的小強！
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m*]v8Hx*e+y#]Y 又有次睡夢中手中突然掂著隻小強還下意識捉住。 開眼一看，嚇得脫手，跟著牠就跌落床........................、跟住嚇得我立刻彈起床找牠！:)

大寶蕉 發表於 2005-11-9 12:26 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]Poker[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:21 PM:l2E LJ$]V9^-c6l
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我都係..比佢地蘭過上身幾次之後..我開始警覺性好高,yx,{ a:W @9b q }
訓覺時,我會好敏感,聽倒小小膠袋聲或有D微弱聲音..
6l(^$|;BU!t*H9e-wI 我都會即開燈睇下係咪小強...10次裡面都中4-5次架..

gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 12:30 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]大寶蕉[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:23 PM:+^(O6k#EV4gS

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我以前都成日有你類似既經歷.*lWh)wMzH*T8Z
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嘩～～你既經歷比我既更加驚嚇!! 但佢都真係唔好彩，竟然死係"加拿大"~~+Hn [;\E7N:xU7_V`
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其實我認為飛天小強係鍾意向郁動既物體飛近既。因為有時見d飛天小強飛既時候都會好似有意識咁飛埋去移動緊既人度! 同埋係咪當無食物吸引佢時，佢係咪就好俾人既體味吸引住?

Poker 發表於 2005-11-9 12:30 PM

如果佢地係窗飛入黎即係用煙霧殺蟲劑都冇用.... 9VpU#d
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我諗要係每個窗都安裝密度高既電網先得la ....

大寶蕉 發表於 2005-11-9 12:31 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:25 PM:
Y-^j9O;y0_\\hp4T 我唔怕地上小強，但飛天小強就同你一... [/quote]

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但果D飛天小強係癲的...我都好驚..sVV,h:~PN
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埋黎,如是者我打左佢3次..佢先降落..
?1J k&PS"XyN 然後梗係追到天腳底都消滅佢啦~
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機密 發表於 2005-11-9 12:33 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]大寶蕉[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:31:
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gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 12:36 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]機密[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:33 PM:
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據說小強是盲的。'o~!E:MhW
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nk(NGSmTr 希望無小強突襲你~~;)

大寶蕉 發表於 2005-11-9 12:36 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:30 PM:
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可以控制自如,想飛邊度就邊度..因為佢地對翼已退化左定唔知點..
Mj;i WR%HN 所以你見親佢地飛都係癲左咁亂咁來..可能佢根本唔係想飛埋你度..
^m tD.n-Q+U 但佢自己又控制唔倒..
&v(Uac9_ 講得唔岩請指正~

Poker 發表於 2005-11-9 12:40 PM

佢個死人樣真係好嚇人.....佢既DNA完全係針對大部份人類既弱點而設計出黎....
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不過聽人講其實 d 小強驚我地仲多過我地驚佢~  因為我地係比佢高百倍既龐然大物....~

gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 12:42 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]大寶蕉[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:36 PM:
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gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 12:45 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]Poker[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:40 PM:~Fit^)b&s
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Poker 發表於 2005-11-9 12:53 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:45 PM:
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大寶蕉 發表於 2005-11-9 12:55 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:45 PM:
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$^~|QQ+VXW 仲要反左肚時D腳狂郁時..真係超核突呀...
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楝..我永遠唔敢用手掂果頁紙..

☆威少★ 發表於 2005-11-9 12:56 PM

yes!!! 地上果D我一定殺之而後快

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Poker 發表於 2005-11-9 01:00 PM

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gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 01:01 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]大寶蕉[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:55 PM:
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