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gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 11:59 AM

有冇人經常俾小強襲擊?

我由細到大都成日俾小強襲擊。唔知點解從窗口飛入屋既小強，十居其九都一定會係我身上降落過! 停係手、腳、頭頂、膊頭、背脊.......全身試勻晒! 有次隻小強仲係白色既，真係前所未見!! 尋晚又再一次有咁既情況! 自問自己一向乾淨無異味，點解下下都要襲擊我? :mad:dH sDS#t6_c
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我家住廿幾樓，但年年都一定會有一兩次俾小強飛左入黎。究竟大家屋企又有冇咁既"不束之客"?
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Poker 發表於 2005-11-9 12:21 PM

你本身驚唔驚小強架?
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我剩係試過一次比佢掂過 , 因為我對佢極之靈敏, 就好似蜘蛛俠既危機觸角咁, 一旦我感應到佢係我附近, 我d 毛髮就會豎起, 然後以超乎常人既速度逃亡call 救兵 .....
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大寶蕉 發表於 2005-11-9 12:23 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 11:59 AM:L`7k%i G2W*y
我由細到大都成日俾小強襲擊。唔知點... [/quote]
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YT6E.f5bOuD 我以前都成日有你類似既經歷.9y:nqVxPS
係因為我以前住唐樓,窗口對住後巷、天井,MV*D3\I^fe}
所以一開窗,間唔時會有d小強飛入黎,
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最經典係有次訓覺,小強捐左入我格勒底比我lunw#Xm7u{
夾死左....第二朝醒時,覺得吉吉地,一摸先知有
tl\Vm 隻死左既小強響我格勒底,相信係佢"誤闖"入我
f7n'F-c}@g` 禁地出唔番去,就咁香左..嚇那到我即入廁所,
lW5zw@7[.fT 狂卒皂液用花灑係咁洗格勒底..洗左半個鐘...:B9C!R}4|:[_-iW
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T'i1@@6`.b3~nH+iP 另一次訓訓下,突然一隻小強由我左邊面經過 Lp}oVVht b
我鼻樑蘭到去右邊面..動作非常快,只需2秒.... ])O ^5p,~/g;v
然後就逃去無蹤哩埋床下底..當晚我憤而起身,#^\'~O^
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用左2個鐘拉晒床底D雜物出黎追殺佢...卒之
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佢於死地..然後至訓得著..

gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 12:25 PM

我唔怕地上小強，但飛天小強就同你一樣好敏感! 就好似尋晚咁，突然由d野由膊頭掉落大脾在落地，我未望到己經意識到......"唔係下話，小強嗎??" 3W(}}_,uQg

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T8t:j 而且因為由細細個到大被襲擊多次，所以我係怕飛天小強的!1^QDDs*Y

c2kkJa ^ b 不過而家大個，我會用殺虫水打反恐戰，結果尋晚既恐佈份子已被我消滅～～

機密 發表於 2005-11-9 12:25 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 11:59:
~2NI(af 我由細到大都成日俾小強襲擊。唔知點... [/quote]

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A&FPp yw}{ 有當然有，講起小強，其實我作為大男人都好怕會飛的小強！

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{&X5C1\&Em/s M 又有次睡夢中手中突然掂著隻小強還下意識捉住。 開眼一看，嚇得脫手，跟著牠就跌落床........................、跟住嚇得我立刻彈起床找牠！:)

大寶蕉 發表於 2005-11-9 12:26 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]Poker[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:21 PM:|;OGlHB6|:M
你本身驚唔驚小強架?
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我剩係試過... [/quote]e{#jd;G1q

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我都會即開燈睇下係咪小強...10次裡面都中4-5次架..

gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 12:30 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]大寶蕉[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:23 PM: FWx4j;O/k}/J

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9h/M-Umn*A`X$L 我以前都成日有你類似既經歷.._V7b6t}@2rt
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其實我認為飛天小強係鍾意向郁動既物體飛近既。因為有時見d飛天小強飛既時候都會好似有意識咁飛埋去移動緊既人度! 同埋係咪當無食物吸引佢時，佢係咪就好俾人既體味吸引住?

Poker 發表於 2005-11-9 12:30 PM

如果佢地係窗飛入黎即係用煙霧殺蟲劑都冇用....
'B-B0Q Lh#PVr 我諗要係每個窗都安裝密度高既電網先得la ....

大寶蕉 發表於 2005-11-9 12:31 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:25 PM:t\ u%m3C.I
我唔怕地上小強，但飛天小強就同你一... [/quote]

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但果D飛天小強係癲的...我都好驚..
f#J7ZSMNi 試過有次睇住一隻小強由窗口兜口兜面
Fw7oU'K(ur 想飛埋我度,即刻拿起身邊份報紙拍佢,
kF^!x,J6q}o 打佢唔死,D氣流令佢盪開左..但迅即又向住我飛"?h,`Z'U,@2n!]"vB
埋黎,如是者我打左佢3次..佢先降落..
!Cp4C9he?C 然後梗係追到天腳底都消滅佢啦~
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機密 發表於 2005-11-9 12:33 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]大寶蕉[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:31:vy!eoc7h"O

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gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 12:36 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]機密[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:33 PM:)U w jP q0d!iS
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希望無小強突襲你~~;)

大寶蕉 發表於 2005-11-9 12:36 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:30 PM:3AiL6K'`1X"UP T

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嘩～～你既經歷比我既更加驚嚇!! ... [/quote]
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可以控制自如,想飛邊度就邊度..因為佢地對翼已退化左定唔知點..
1I1|q;}(w-l5S 所以你見親佢地飛都係癲左咁亂咁來..可能佢根本唔係想飛埋你度..2^:_a8k0MKM%lM
但佢自己又控制唔倒..
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Poker 發表於 2005-11-9 12:40 PM

佢個死人樣真係好嚇人.....佢既DNA完全係針對大部份人類既弱點而設計出黎....
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不過聽人講其實 d 小強驚我地仲多過我地驚佢~  因為我地係比佢高百倍既龐然大物....~

gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 12:42 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]大寶蕉[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:36 PM:"r8Fr9is0OP?
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&IS0i#yNA 我記得聽收音機好似講過...大約係... [/quote]
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gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 12:45 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]Poker[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:40 PM:
'V%G!heR.T 佢個死人樣真係好嚇人.....佢既DNA完... [/quote]
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Poker 發表於 2005-11-9 12:53 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:45 PM:EOX+g:Q2w$lM
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Q(`[r n_kefF:T 唔知點解d人驚佢多過驚其他昆虫咁... [/quote]+l\.o]7k z/Fzo^

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大寶蕉 發表於 2005-11-9 12:55 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:45 PM:
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:qR-@[TI/d:p 唔知點解d人驚佢多過驚其他昆虫咁... [/quote]
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楝..我永遠唔敢用手掂果頁紙..

☆威少★ 發表於 2005-11-9 12:56 PM

yes!!! 地上果D我一定殺之而後快

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Poker 發表於 2005-11-9 01:00 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]大寶蕉[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:55 PM:M0z$s
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gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 01:01 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]大寶蕉[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:55 PM:

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