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gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 11:59 AM

有冇人經常俾小強襲擊?

我由細到大都成日俾小強襲擊。唔知點解從窗口飛入屋既小強,十居其九都一定會係我身上降落過! 停係手、腳、頭頂、膊頭、背脊.......全身試勻晒! 有次隻小強仲係白色既,真係前所未見!! 尋晚又再一次有咁既情況! 自問自己一向乾淨無異味,點解下下都要襲擊我? :mad:
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我家住廿幾樓,但年年都一定會有一兩次俾小強飛左入黎。究竟大家屋企又有冇咁既"不束之客"?
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Poker 發表於 2005-11-9 12:21 PM

你本身驚唔驚小強架?
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我剩係試過一次比佢掂過 , 因為我對佢極之靈敏, 就好似蜘蛛俠既危機觸角咁, 一旦我感應到佢係我附近, 我d 毛髮就會豎起, 然後以超乎常人既速度逃亡call 救兵 .....
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大寶蕉 發表於 2005-11-9 12:23 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 11:59 AM:
&LBUU:O4I 我由細到大都成日俾小強襲擊。唔知點... [/quote]R/q(IYGh1{l
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係因為我以前住唐樓,窗口對住後巷、天井,J0Hj:I*]
所以一開窗,間唔時會有d小強飛入黎,
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夾死左....第二朝醒時,覺得吉吉地,一摸先知有 @k+pw }7a1w
隻死左既小強響我格勒底,相信係佢"誤闖"入我
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另一次訓訓下,突然一隻小強由我左邊面經過
(MB(s:q,mz F 我鼻樑蘭到去右邊面..動作非常快,只需2秒....
S0E:C6{Ns~hm 然後就逃去無蹤哩埋床下底..當晚我憤而起身,
M+{$C"mwk"ZJSJR uk 用左2個鐘拉晒床底D雜物出黎追殺佢...卒之
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so`P#GagYK*Z?2x 佢於死地..然後至訓得著..

gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 12:25 PM

我唔怕地上小強,但飛天小強就同你一樣好敏感! 就好似尋晚咁,突然由d野由膊頭掉落大脾在落地,我未望到己經意識到......"唔係下話,小強嗎??"
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而且因為由細細個到大被襲擊多次,所以我係怕飛天小強的!Wk)N-[$Z h1t fr](d

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機密 發表於 2005-11-9 12:25 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 11:59: M+[N#Ii N L ?mO'O
我由細到大都成日俾小強襲擊。唔知點... [/quote]
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有當然有,講起小強,其實我作為大男人都好怕會飛的小強!
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0kub;v,il2N"B 又有次睡夢中手中突然掂著隻小強還下意識捉住。 開眼一看,嚇得脫手,跟著牠就跌落床........................、跟住嚇得我立刻彈起床找牠!:)

大寶蕉 發表於 2005-11-9 12:26 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]Poker[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:21 PM:
[email protected]Q9b1Ir${ X-f 你本身驚唔驚小強架?
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我都係..比佢地蘭過上身幾次之後..我開始警覺性好高,.dKz Nab{
訓覺時,我會好敏感,聽倒小小膠袋聲或有D微弱聲音..
&_H)a ` ?/r*G 我都會即開燈睇下係咪小強...10次裡面都中4-5次架..

gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 12:30 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]大寶蕉[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:23 PM:
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我以前都成日有你類似既經歷.
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s7{ r`\6^ 嘩~~你既經歷比我既更加驚嚇!! 但佢都真係唔好彩,竟然死係"加拿大"~~
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uK(i W*`q*QA 其實我認為飛天小強係鍾意向郁動既物體飛近既。因為有時見d飛天小強飛既時候都會好似有意識咁飛埋去移動緊既人度! 同埋係咪當無食物吸引佢時,佢係咪就好俾人既體味吸引住?

Poker 發表於 2005-11-9 12:30 PM

如果佢地係窗飛入黎即係用煙霧殺蟲劑都冇用....
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大寶蕉 發表於 2005-11-9 12:31 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:25 PM:
q7Z2_fNk!g 我唔怕地上小強,但飛天小強就同你一... [/quote]:f:r4RS u
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試過有次睇住一隻小強由窗口兜口兜面
d7C%gS9{Z 想飛埋我度,即刻拿起身邊份報紙拍佢,
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埋黎,如是者我打左佢3次..佢先降落..
.o&n-B#}%`D_#[ ?8b 然後梗係追到天腳底都消滅佢啦~
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機密 發表於 2005-11-9 12:33 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]大寶蕉[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:31:n _!ccA:p
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s3uM3w_i-i yes!!! 地上果D我一定殺之而後快
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據說小強是盲的。-V&C.Y G8q;Eg z#Q
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gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 12:36 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]機密[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:33 PM:B*A!M$R.^LV|
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希望無小強突襲你~~;)

大寶蕉 發表於 2005-11-9 12:36 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:30 PM:~ E},j%O3A
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嘩~~你既經歷比我既更加驚嚇!! ... [/quote] ye&?#C)_ rG0_
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我記得聽收音機好似講過...大約係話小強飛行時,係唔似其他昆虫咁
W,K {-@!dDd#u 可以控制自如,想飛邊度就邊度..因為佢地對翼已退化左定唔知點..2b{%~.Q.x\&rY
所以你見親佢地飛都係癲左咁亂咁來..可能佢根本唔係想飛埋你度..
"j5V5B#ie9V$MM 但佢自己又控制唔倒..
.uy?\$o4wk1? 講得唔岩請指正~

Poker 發表於 2005-11-9 12:40 PM

佢個死人樣真係好嚇人.....佢既DNA完全係針對大部份人類既弱點而設計出黎....
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gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 12:42 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]大寶蕉[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:36 PM:
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我記得聽收音機好似講過...大約係... [/quote] ~ ac x Y
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聽來和它們的飛行習性很吻合! 相信這就是原因吧~~

gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 12:45 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]Poker[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:40 PM:
(tG |$^5\ X 佢個死人樣真係好嚇人.....佢既DNA完... [/quote]-dY"}BP(pf^
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唔知點解d人驚佢多過驚其他昆虫咁多? 我都好想知道,係咪同家人傳遞既訊息有關,即係身邊既人驚,咁就有個驚既氣氛,令到我地本應唔驚既都會變成對佢地有驚恐既印象?

Poker 發表於 2005-11-9 12:53 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:45 PM:-U7I th @{0v
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唔知點解d人驚佢多過驚其他昆虫咁... [/quote]
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大寶蕉 發表於 2005-11-9 12:55 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:45 PM:1ng8^Og"\g
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小學讀D書講昆蟲,淨睇到小強D玉照已經令我毛管
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☆威少★ 發表於 2005-11-9 12:56 PM

yes!!! 地上果D我一定殺之而後快

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Poker 發表於 2005-11-9 01:00 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]大寶蕉[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:55 PM:DBhi+\B`i%[8v
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gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 01:01 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]大寶蕉[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:55 PM:
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yes~~飛左個一頁唔讀~~

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