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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐  笑到無力食飯~~ ; @% ]. J/ M; N
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（轉）港式英語
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& b. h# ~" C: C: { }3 vPiano piano green 琴琴青
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！ 3 E. B5 v% T. U: ^
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？ 0 K! S* {( _/ j3 A, i4 c# M& y
3 d8 U) b7 b' K3 n+ b( HI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！ 1 o" I" ]) j; J0 K
2 t8 Z8 {/ O! ]; K2 EIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！ - o8 J$ ~& I4 y5 B
2 x- j1 G7 f4 } U# \0 D `Fish skin~魚皮 。
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+ o" q5 L1 ] z' i+ xfall on your street.""你個"K" 0 s8 `8 W4 d4 \2 S' i) W' }- z
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Blow water吹水
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0 b3 E8 {4 _$ h% UMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。 ( ?& d1 }! s, F5 b% s
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Blow chicken吹雞 : q: `+ |0 o9 S% K- q) l/ u
. x6 k6 k+ j* i" c- R% k tI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
! j ~) Q- L6 {: ^我吹雞打你班友 。
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' O. h$ o i, s3 q; W+ LStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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Face green green臉青青 。 9 A! X$ y6 q7 x! i( a
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" - ?$ i. S/ m* \* Z4 U/ ], |
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。 ) R! `0 C6 v3 A7 z
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。 5 t( m( X' t$ \5 a4 w- z/ n
+ I. o9 L# Z6 K+ ~& k, lPeople mountain people sea人山人海。 ( O% v3 E! {" l! U/ o# }4 _
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀? 4 v9 \7 c0 d' J) y; a. C. Y7 Z5 \
! R, W7 s: b' m2 k O! lEat banana食蕉
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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How senior are you?你算老幾? & h( ^5 I/ @6 K
- O \- f- O r% K! zWhat the water are you?你係乜水?
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Where are you come from?你邊度架?
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Do you big me?你大我呀?
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。 5 W: }: j5 K: T& Z
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Do the world做世界 。 1 t/ v. T; R V+ a
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? w5 S; n$ A% `( Y$ B' W, q
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Cut girl 界女
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! S% Q- A( I- p$ CThe king of cutting girl.界女王。
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0 q/ ~" \5 {, [! v6 v+ K8 P: J5 YCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！
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`. E$ x7 @( EI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！
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- i+ \1 z" H$ ^- \1 ZCollect father收爹 * l& y8 u8 U$ h; H0 o8 q& T
/ \' X- r, x* |4 b5 TYou give me collect father.你給我收爹！
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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Laugh die me.笑死我。
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& R/ r2 e3 @( J& k& UYou give me stop.你同我企係度。 9 S, ?6 [5 q2 }8 x5 k2 Q
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。 5 j& W4 ]& K: `0 d$ p- i) a5 ?
$ C& k( V5 C0 M7 ]- U: vHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
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Eight woman八婆
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3 [( \9 z5 m4 F% Z$ {9 D( h( LEight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野! & I. d% x" y$ H* e2 T
9 j8 |1 ] Z HKing eight egg.王八蛋
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6 A" o, b5 z6 Q2 c6 \Black son黑仔 1 N. M' q2 S' v) ]
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！ 6 U) ]. z4 h5 W9 Z1 x5 W
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Wear grass著草 : F; {) Z8 c" ^) ]
8 k+ x5 q0 R0 e8 R* LI am wearing grass.我著緊草。 * N3 s" ~' ^" o8 i
6 t! ~7 T% m7 L! nI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！ b' I& b* x8 E T, S
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High hand.高手 ' K; C8 r7 ^9 T2 M
9 |( v2 e6 G8 b% o9 E# WA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 / u4 g1 w6 h# K
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Good mother.好娘 2 ]7 w' q( M; D0 }3 o# {% n
2 O% z. \" k4 I9 f7 W% ^* w7 tYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！
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) V7 n- l4 ^4 ?: \7 cOld dot.老點
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- h) A5 `2 o2 Y1 a. X( M( |One old water 一舊水
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 & m$ M$ ~: ~/ n$ {
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水
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7 L' X0 q% w8 M! N/ R% ?A dragon service.一條龍服務 " \7 w+ W3 ^) Z5 \% r
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Hold hold water.楂楂水 ) [# O, ?+ T" V6 h4 E; X
, l( B; P) x- o$ G7 aPump water.抽水 8 w5 N( k- l' v' m4 P, I
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Two hit six.二打六 ( p# K1 X3 z& a x
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