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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐        笑到無力食飯~~  4 H& o* n2 d2 u; y
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Piano piano green 琴琴青 + S$ c) G4 x9 c4 T' Q
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 B& i6 u3 g; T1 L& a
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 !
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8 F8 w- b/ L1 YYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行? + g$ z; Q, Y. T1 D* |7 D2 X
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇!
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! _. |( C5 }* D" W2 P* g, I3 C2 bIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!
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Fish skin~魚皮 。
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% r3 e0 @# f1 x( v* q) fFall on a street@@ 。
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fall on your street.""你個"K" + j! { c1 f$ h Z3 m
$ G( g5 L* O2 f. R0 a! pBlow water吹水3 e5 o: ^; r( [3 K
3 E0 W9 c7 H5 H3 c/ e$ LMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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; x/ o) ?2 _- k. S: PBlow chicken吹雞 0 c% C- E2 k" I, B$ z+ Y$ Y/ e
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 2 B' ?5 b/ d" u4 \/ ^, n u* L
我吹雞打你班友 。
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1 C, q( x6 w& P, R0 B, b; M( P' eStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 1 J6 L/ i7 `; W6 x5 [
! Z# w% @; T$ s+ t5 L0 \8 GFace green green臉青青 。
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" ( [8 S3 t9 l, T- }! H% k6 V
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 9 ]( J; [2 A) v
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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4 }& [2 ~7 s; t& eYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。 # O2 d# g1 [9 z5 f3 @8 ^% m
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People mountain people sea人山人海。
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$ F* Z. Y" q* ]3 t: s jAre you road?你係唔係路呀? ; \0 Y) e, G p" C
9 k& i% c6 R4 S( V4 `Eat banana食蕉
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S7 H3 K0 J, F1 L. i5 NYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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) o+ f' b+ p* {/ k* j `How senior are you?你算老幾?
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What the water are you?你係乜水?
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Where are you come from?你邊度架?
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! K& Z/ Y% E& Y( C9 a! bDo you big me?你大我呀? 9 h9 \/ k9 d8 s- ~2 u- {* B
- z# R [. }' P7 i% G& ?- LZebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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Do the world做世界 。
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$ i8 o0 @+ l o% h# S# f4 hBig tea rice大茶飯 。 2 w- u+ a0 L4 T/ w
% t8 E! v& L# f: a3 x6 L' sWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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" W" X2 |; Q8 s9 lCut girl 界女 ) v: ]# j; x' p" N, X0 P5 w) o3 B
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。
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" [& S6 c; w( j+ I/ _Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐! + ^1 i& u& V2 j5 i% ]. j; U/ R q# ~
0 o, I9 ]3 i9 s% p( O3 C- i% XI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你! 4 h1 ~$ ?( t; ^: V% u0 w* Y
' p8 s2 v# j, ^& b8 J+ zCollect father收爹 3 t, \6 w7 F8 E3 ]
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹! - @+ K" h/ b; S1 S& b" a
; G, Y8 J M+ M# T; j) Q, a3 DDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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8 S5 j% E/ C Q9 D BLaugh die me.笑死我。 9 D( h4 I! G6 l: u V
! T: R# K! y+ k2 e! lYou give me stop.你同我企係度。
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; F; p! Z( O0 ^$ [8 {# YAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. ) L+ F9 H X9 W) M! U, g+ G/ _+ U& R
你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上!
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6 o; r4 y3 N- ^( [0 R2 `2 }) m, xEight woman八婆 5 V- y8 p) p# u0 g
6 X8 j* \# ]- h& V% |: oEight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野! . E* k( D7 W) |' q0 a' i& Q# f
8 e& D/ ]7 [) fKing eight egg.王八蛋 . b8 w6 b6 ^2 f' D I' @
* S' W9 g0 s% |, {/ E, @" m. @! aBlack son黑仔 0 }" i9 ]) s: x4 P
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔!
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Wear grass著草
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- H# \' r7 _- Z- uI am wearing grass.我著緊草。 \0 \8 Q- g5 B. U4 d7 S0 E. W
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙! + c7 \# s9 x( Q' @8 N4 K5 _
- d' Y8 g4 x5 G2 eHigh hand.高手 " X1 t p* W7 B3 `2 R
; N' |4 B* w# J/ j. \$ Z) IA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 . _8 v( a! d6 A g$ l6 D6 `% e- J
# h i* `5 H; H, @To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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9 A- y2 N1 j0 yGood mother.好娘
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. n# b) C) ?. _You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數!
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Old dot.老點
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* x5 m+ S% N8 `5 ^! {: tOne old water 一舊水 / e3 y( s9 `: `' Q8 x3 ~% ^5 `: J
1 X- w9 k' s9 g; W$ P! K+ ZWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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4 c& i% U* m) E# R1 A9 l1 {A dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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- {6 @7 q$ v' ?0 k0 `# {! wA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水
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A dragon service.一條龍服務
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8 d) {' Z/ F1 ]4 G+ ]6 q6 YHold hold water.楂楂水 - \- {: t! r$ ]4 G" e
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Pump water.抽水 & E; r9 {% |3 [1 ~1 b6 e
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Two hit six.二打六 7 O* t; B O m5 M: j
) Z! `% D2 J) CTwo five boy.二五仔 |
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