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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐  笑到無力食飯~~
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（轉）港式英語 9 K2 i7 G0 z2 Q. \- m$ n
9 r% M; j3 D! P2 B& ~% ~Piano piano green 琴琴青 4 L$ a+ F! Q" a% d: h: B+ `& h
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 ( q9 p& a3 y4 q; k3 O/ U. R
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！ . s& g* c5 q" n# \2 \) l$ `
( \2 `. K' S( a0 H" d1 O& D. V5 uIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！ 5 t: N+ _ ~( Y0 j
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Fish skin~魚皮 。
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- Q9 [4 t. S3 x6 z" ~) n4 o+ M3 BFall on a street@@ 。 . Y# @' |) U! m7 m* [
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fall on your street.""你個"K" / m/ B. s) N8 o3 I9 C1 @8 S% z
# L" L; E- D3 l! J: h5 EBlow water吹水
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3 I8 v5 g7 @2 G7 D. QMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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& ~" B5 L7 B5 IBlow chicken吹雞
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. / m. a; f- Z; t
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: m1 i0 X& u+ `" v+ ^Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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Face green green臉青青 。
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7 R+ Z2 y) Y5 C% s, {3 {6 Q"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" + q& C: _! n6 n: Q S6 p
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 , y1 {+ b" D6 k* S3 J
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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/ F- f6 b0 e& @/ x5 J# DYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。 $ Q6 G6 B0 Z/ U! a6 b0 N
3 W8 j6 X3 G3 g# W7 ^3 ?; H# [You jump building.你跳樓啦。
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People mountain people sea人山人海。
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀?
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Eat banana食蕉
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" }& O- w8 d& {. cYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 . v6 e9 x; i5 X) p7 D( I6 X/ A
; {- P9 W! p) C% k3 GHow senior are you?你算老幾?
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What the water are you?你係乜水?
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4 k' Q, S3 ^" X& y6 V$ ^# Q6 v, QWhere are you come from?你邊度架?
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& B |) k& c$ n7 {. [Do you big me?你大我呀? 3 D. q& u4 ^/ M% a& G6 o" a
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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2 N3 Z1 M3 E! F: X, l: fDo the world做世界 。 . O# c( M. `! E+ X+ T# p" q
' Z7 F7 ~+ J9 u5 q1 f2 O. D1 B7 m( t& yBig tea rice大茶飯 。
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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: c* p9 R8 {1 |) _Cut girl 界女 ) A2 F6 N6 b$ N% g4 m
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。 . ^/ @/ D/ V! K4 J
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！ & x, S! V* [* r: z5 B2 K( _4 A
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！ n) m- j0 |6 a) Z0 A* j/ f/ e( W0 N$ N
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Collect father收爹 3 U' _. T+ H" M
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹！ 5 ~1 ?8 M$ S& P# U9 Y
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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- w9 `$ I& z# `! I% g' R9 q/ L% ^5 HLaugh die me.笑死我。
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。
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( l4 m o+ M. @+ z" w8 hAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。 % W+ ]9 i S# L- A; W
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 ' N6 H6 f( h) s p
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
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" K' D* j2 _9 X+ M* Y& h; p$ UEight woman八婆
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野! & Q7 C q- X3 Y- T9 j, I$ X
/ E$ X( E7 r5 k! K! XKing eight egg.王八蛋
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Black son黑仔
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！
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Wear grass著草 ( z& T9 ~$ y" O% Y/ F
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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; n F& G- T& N0 v" q5 e2 _3 HI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！ - n3 G" s5 r' C" k& ?: ?
! p. g" Q- a9 v1 s4 w7 CHigh hand.高手
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1 R1 _- ^' W: g g% _) v6 CA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 7 l: Q8 V( b5 ^3 j: `; f3 ~' ^
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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3 I+ a3 [, x" F" s9 aGood mother.好娘 + L4 v" w3 o8 p3 ]
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！
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Old dot.老點
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One old water 一舊水 2 y* I' Z! L% S. k4 v8 ~' p2 Q
0 D: L* X* V& E# r: A! }6 a( k* B5 A- kWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春? 2 Y6 m+ F% F& \7 e# X5 a
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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" F' n& @% G8 W; BA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 9 V4 Y0 e0 j) l6 B" E
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水 ) d% F: u: x9 Q- p5 k) o1 C9 q
" E8 [- u$ ~/ n; a; j) n& WA dragon service.一條龍服務
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+ ^) B3 T/ _% w; K5 u& z: L4 vHold hold water.楂楂水 ( [) `; S1 {; C* E* e, ~8 V6 F
. u: R5 K8 g6 v2 r2 OPump water.抽水 2 h- W; @2 v+ I: d
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Two hit six.二打六 + b# r( C9 Q7 x7 b
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