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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐        笑到無力食飯~~  
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; B* \2 N+ y( \4 O- i1 s! F6 z/ y(轉)港式英語 R+ c6 o( `, |, Z# G( G
Q9 ^8 s! Z# EPiano piano green 琴琴青
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" y8 A1 ]+ p& H9 k# p+ Z1 QPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 !
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行?
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇!
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!
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( Y3 R, {% B7 x4 aFish skin~魚皮 。
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Fall on a street@@ 。
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fall on your street.""你個"K"
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Blow water吹水
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/ I# q3 ?: ~$ }; dMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。 ! y& u) |3 ~7 O& ]% {' O% `
6 R; e6 M/ k: j0 M' oBlow chicken吹雞 6 r3 F: d z/ Y. ~
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
5 R$ J; O% i/ u7 N: @我吹雞打你班友 。 . y2 r! F5 B8 x( d' H
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 : E2 G& U6 l$ I5 A$ j8 P% a
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Face green green臉青青 。 ) D6 n& X1 W+ Q2 D s
; } O* ?( y! Y2 r; ^"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" # q# j' j; O8 s* D$ ~6 J; |7 ~
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。 4 d# o2 W- n$ E& Q
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。
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: f' ?! t" C4 z6 }+ z, sPeople mountain people sea人山人海。
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀?
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Eat banana食蕉 6 t3 U1 _) h, k
@1 G0 Q9 i. t: ]2 g* I% T+ AYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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( F9 I* c9 F6 e' R+ t" R+ SHow senior are you?你算老幾?
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What the water are you?你係乜水? ! n/ p# Q7 ]/ Z& o$ y. k( i
2 {. Z& J2 \7 {Where are you come from?你邊度架?
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2 x; A6 D/ D5 M2 Z! ~0 [- xDo you big me?你大我呀? ' O( i4 F8 Q/ q6 e
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。 8 K3 \2 ^( `* r
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Do the world做世界 。 3 T6 N" f; J6 H' z4 v5 c7 V/ e% `
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。 ! i# ]4 N8 Y+ B$ V/ p y4 B
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? 8 r: y( r) g6 Q6 |& Z, t. b2 [
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Cut girl 界女 & ~- X; w+ R5 c% ?. t4 i9 {
! J7 ~6 |, d' h% D8 \% [) W' JThe king of cutting girl.界女王。 - @, o6 x# W7 W0 T/ k* z$ g) y
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐!
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- |; a7 n* F+ l! k3 w6 ]I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你!
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Collect father收爹
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3 J& L- X6 B2 D- e; b/ {2 S) @" ^You give me collect father.你給我收爹!
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& W K# m5 k! d. NDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? 9 e/ L: ?% ]4 j3 X" `
! Q2 b% X& \' g% \$ ILaugh die me.笑死我。
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。
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# D4 f; b5 A1 k7 j7 \American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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- h' g* P; c9 o! S8 xHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
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Eight woman八婆
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) T* R! q/ Y4 p' g O0 T5 U$ \/ YEight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野! & _/ O/ N5 O( G' p1 j# Y
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King eight egg.王八蛋 + j! x, |7 }/ d# `5 \
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Black son黑仔 ~0 X2 f l7 Q* }. u. e/ z
( \2 O) Q8 E4 g% a z) dToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔!
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5 B% E0 T8 i& _. K PWear grass著草
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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$ i) {$ T7 `; v8 b p$ x8 M6 ZI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙!
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High hand.高手
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) d, q6 p, S# S+ Y% K& V6 FA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 # L6 _! h& O7 |; ~0 |- p7 ` v
5 G) [' T; F* x1 S( X: zTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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Good mother.好娘 " P6 a1 [* o) u1 L, m5 y8 I! c2 J
/ \/ ]7 w% e, e6 U4 |2 V+ rYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數! ) h! z0 D: o: {" `1 X% l
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Old dot.老點 / c: {" _# C: P' A6 w
/ |4 D3 E7 p' OOne old water 一舊水 ! B5 r) E6 F; c* Z
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春? 4 j* C# z" s! v$ M& o3 d" z d5 d$ {
( {/ S' H7 N6 }1 Z- S1 [: G/ ]2 HA dog of eating @@.食屎狗 : c1 g5 y! C6 \" [8 b7 V
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 ' }. P2 P& ]0 d% _/ G& E! f( D
4 T" o9 y& w9 E9 f) kMeasure water/Pound water.磅水
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A dragon service.一條龍服務
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Hold hold water.楂楂水
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9 ^$ s* A" d v6 BPump water.抽水 : f) \8 p3 r; z; B. w( D
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0 L* k9 D0 K5 H! I1 p3 hTwo five boy.二五仔 |
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