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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐        笑到無力食飯~~  # E, A& f, Z4 i3 _ x! b6 y: c
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(轉)港式英語
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Piano piano green 琴琴青 * K2 Y- i- R. ~2 i+ M% X
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 , \1 k0 y0 q9 C& i- b) g8 b- F
/ n2 z, c* j0 v/ y7 y) i! h' XI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ! 3 a; F$ h$ E% J" i# x H
& L" t# A& |5 I" O- `- Z* AYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行? / e/ E+ m% `. z5 k
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇!
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎! ; J: d' S2 Z+ i* Z5 F
, m+ Y# ?8 m' `0 {Fish skin~魚皮 。 $ @1 u" g# O% z) {# m
/ L: P e9 U" U6 y$ f5 ^0 rFall on a street@@ 。 0 \/ a6 R8 ?( v1 S% v7 |
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fall on your street.""你個"K"
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Blow water吹水" e5 [- Q4 a) n, N2 W3 D8 _, L
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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Blow chicken吹雞 , P) Y1 r+ O0 `5 m) {" O* j
$ T0 _* S8 d \3 g. i$ ?I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 8 i. a! e7 {; ]' I. {. d
我吹雞打你班友 。 8 y% T9 Y" |- j' D; B
, v+ x) }% q6 ~& }Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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* n+ ] t4 m4 I3 x; L' L; i5 V' @Face green green臉青青 。 , A$ f1 M8 B3 v: G; j
6 S4 G* q4 K% L% w"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" 4 N3 J1 Y5 G+ t8 \2 M, V+ u$ R2 }
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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2 U0 g/ W; K9 ?You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 1 d" r. B6 K, U/ M
* r% Y3 m7 C2 V3 w+ QYou jump building.你跳樓啦。
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2 S9 P: E2 J" [; sPeople mountain people sea人山人海。 1 M7 D: l3 N+ n8 G
8 a" e0 v8 w! oAre you road?你係唔係路呀?
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Eat banana食蕉 % o- Y+ j5 O9 M4 m, s0 `' i
; v" o6 ~$ P+ R/ L" F5 |! J, j( Y) gYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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How senior are you?你算老幾?
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* C \- P y" F1 {5 C: p) OWhat the water are you?你係乜水?
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D5 v: d( V* @; r* C3 i6 l) hWhere are you come from?你邊度架? ! I& k& w; ?5 W3 P' \% ^5 e
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Do you big me?你大我呀?
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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Do the world做世界 。 4 Z% t" J! _1 l) [3 H5 w
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。 5 X' @7 @7 F% A0 p7 m
- K; o- B$ q. o& nWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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/ [7 _9 a3 E3 BCut girl 界女 ) F+ }& q% Q8 v6 t" h
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。 & e! A$ v3 f; E9 \1 h0 o! s8 r
5 b4 L4 z3 T) t% g' B# V% |Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐!
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1 a) N. u8 q& U6 {) rI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你!
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: W T8 m( S) e! |Collect father收爹 5 W1 d/ E8 w8 z6 o: _! ]
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹! % E: o" K3 @6 R9 c# r
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? ' b j! b$ p2 H, q6 R# n
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Laugh die me.笑死我。 0 k8 i+ b. ^! | B% @4 j
- Z$ U4 ^+ m6 C7 i$ Z1 uYou give me stop.你同我企係度。 " U' k2 o* _0 |$ h3 |2 u
8 w+ y/ A; j" O4 Q& d4 SAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。 1 [, V6 R; g& j, V) A- M4 y
; E8 z: P8 v) x0 H, {Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
) I0 f8 y5 f6 N' J* c你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上! . g8 G- i3 g& n7 D
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Eight woman八婆 ( J" h1 ?; x' l. h: w0 R0 \
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野!
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; j9 p* c- V9 N8 zKing eight egg.王八蛋
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9 m, k+ y* Q4 vBlack son黑仔 a7 O& R* X( s4 w5 J( {
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔!
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! C2 b) Y" s( f% EWear grass著草 . v% t q* o9 C$ h" }5 p# y
" |* k" m/ C/ M% I0 T2 TI am wearing grass.我著緊草。 - [" m+ j6 O2 N/ M. Z
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙!
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9 p+ [9 F$ d- m! M$ a& V- V" AHigh hand.高手
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 $ t- O, }( J% X% o. e( h
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Good mother.好娘 " y: v2 m3 g: A8 b+ |0 H+ ` n; u
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數! 1 R) N# E# P, _- R
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' |- k6 o6 a9 j) }' ~One old water 一舊水 6 s2 `+ n# u: } L: M
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春? 1 U$ U- U$ W5 \
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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/ b9 I/ A. K6 g1 a4 q/ K, dMeasure water/Pound water.磅水 6 k8 }5 T3 @) N' `) f* _: s' o
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A dragon service.一條龍服務
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) {3 T7 `+ y2 F% v/ qHold hold water.楂楂水
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; I1 v* B/ j& b8 d2 aPump water.抽水
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2 m# A& E/ d& o+ iTwo hit six.二打六
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9 E1 q' x: q. ]7 x/ c6 ^Two five boy.二五仔 |
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