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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐        笑到無力食飯~~  3 m5 U8 Y A P5 d
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Piano piano green 琴琴青 / B4 z6 T: ~$ X j. A: i9 K
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 !
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* Y+ B% J) ~1 @You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行? ' K5 ^+ G9 Z6 y- `, @
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇! 2 r* K2 F- M# l' a+ @* m$ o) |. J
# W0 w9 U A% x9 ~If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎! U7 v! L( J9 V5 ^3 H9 w
5 S! Y# A6 g1 y8 kFish skin~魚皮 。
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Fall on a street@@ 。 3 N$ A' k8 Y% h( E" X
9 K5 l6 D, W7 c- @9 ~4 Qfall on your street.""你個"K" + R: y% \2 f, g. E
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Blow water吹水
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。 f- Z/ r/ t4 h6 }3 x
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) b% W& `4 v3 y. E$ e3 z3 jI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. ! D. s0 S P# f: b6 k, p0 B
我吹雞打你班友 。
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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Face green green臉青青 。 ' `, _5 D2 |% e$ C
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" 5 o7 \+ W" [% x0 R9 ?4 U6 K
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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8 ]: k' y' S. U/ J& lYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。
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People mountain people sea人山人海。 6 H+ o( B+ V; I7 z6 q v$ _
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀?
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0 u/ [4 y+ u5 f) ?1 c) \Eat banana食蕉
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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% @ j# ?$ W. n+ S( hHow senior are you?你算老幾? * v( _% E& l* E
: G: O3 T" L" WWhat the water are you?你係乜水?
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Where are you come from?你邊度架?
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1 Z i5 s0 Y, IDo you big me?你大我呀? & f& H7 O" |) p" M8 B4 Q$ U3 F _
: u+ y5 {( ^ F% {/ { [5 ~& l/ ?Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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Do the world做世界 。
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。
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5 B1 n4 k v# @What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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Cut girl 界女
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' n! E+ V, r5 Z! u& lThe king of cutting girl.界女王。 , {+ |' ?* ?& O# r% `' x
5 `1 e6 j; Y1 N& qCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐! $ Q% k! z. z/ @/ M) _
9 n" I% r s/ e* P, \& EI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你! 2 h5 ]' o+ G) g& ]. W
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Collect father收爹
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹!
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? 1 o/ I! A: P/ i) H9 q
' }3 C$ j; V9 TLaugh die me.笑死我。 : d7 L$ G$ d; M; x$ A, L! {, b
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。 $ D% b2 G# A( c: R4 @+ J
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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, ~5 y5 L$ e0 @8 M" p+ yHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
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Eight woman八婆
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野! / y. h3 q9 [6 }4 y1 u& A
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King eight egg.王八蛋
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$ w; l% ]8 o' C; c* a/ WBlack son黑仔 " b5 ^ d2 {: u! v" s4 V- o
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔!
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$ Y$ f0 q8 @2 F+ O: e- [+ @Wear grass著草 7 S5 m+ o# T: f: y1 \( q
. Q* k) f4 R$ i4 F8 p7 u4 ZI am wearing grass.我著緊草。 " J. G1 }4 C$ L8 k1 l9 Q
6 F; u$ `9 l6 h; s% Z" C/ G6 {! ?# K0 RI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙!
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( W2 n6 P' y5 b; ]% G9 VHigh hand.高手 ) N- ^5 I0 l8 H+ w3 m5 Z" y
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 5 F* m8 `$ `% A0 U2 H1 w; F4 |4 p7 d
, B+ ^0 D* W JGood mother.好娘
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* s9 {8 t' a1 oYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數!
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$ C& d" z$ e5 q, \/ p& T- dOld dot.老點 6 p9 Z* E( Y, B% b6 G6 s
* o/ h& W) L9 b l3 B% WOne old water 一舊水 . a+ _1 n- N8 \+ U
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春? ) g4 l! F9 N; D9 x7 n
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 6 m- o( {5 Z. f4 S# }( e
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水
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L: b5 }* w. o, i$ c3 ]A dragon service.一條龍服務
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Hold hold water.楂楂水
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Pump water.抽水 # U, d8 i% t1 A B( F. T
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Two hit six.二打六
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Two five boy.二五仔 |
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