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笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到無力食飯~~2 T3 y0 h; ?9 R

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6 ^9 [5 c3 R5 b7 Z1 \6 g(轉)港式英語
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, }, y1 d5 o2 w) a. E/ r$ I# H( IPiano piano green 琴琴青
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 / T7 K3 |* h' L1 w4 g

5 J; @7 {, `( j3 {I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 !
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3 O* a5 u7 ^( d0 x  B& ^8 eYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行? 1 m6 v/ t( f( Z  D0 L6 l& ?

" f: D, s5 Y& TI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇!
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* G1 A* @( J5 S# D3 {, D0 w' a" w" I, X" IIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!
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Fish skin~魚皮 。 9 {5 Z# }# T( M! N+ j" A9 |. }
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Fall on a street@@ 。
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fall on your street.""你個"K"
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Blow water吹水7 Q# F7 o+ ~# I% A' _: Q& I

) H+ E# D* s9 J4 w6 c, qMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。 . L  ^; O! e: X1 \$ J' M# {- Y

7 m% E# A/ E! V% A, m- \" h8 fBlow chicken吹雞
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' p. P# y! y' [8 j8 O; QI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
8 T. L( J* a" Y4 }0 K我吹雞打你班友 。 - G4 d2 }$ o) j" D

3 }" z2 z1 R+ C, U; {( K/ iStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 % r2 C, C3 u, i2 `; h

6 M( N3 x  b( h7 ^8 [. ]Face green green臉青青 。 , i# f- Z4 z, a/ N) p

4 o4 E3 p7 u: O0 ]+ L8 C* n"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
+ w' q& i. ^. H3 c8 f- I2 I點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 4 @5 L9 }% T# a4 V, }; W
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。 ' h5 {! k5 W7 j  c

  i9 h. ~6 X( K9 h% T8 f$ SYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。 6 c0 _- S0 \1 n7 E2 Z% p  V4 l
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。 . j$ i. z8 X; I/ G
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People mountain people sea人山人海。
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- ?6 J# i3 c1 RAre you road?你係唔係路呀? ) |  w4 B( f0 c5 M: q2 k

% Q& d, x) K7 v& Z' ^Eat banana食蕉
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 7 C# t; O( ?7 R$ N( f5 Z! H

  |8 J2 G3 t4 r( e7 P0 E/ ^How senior are you?你算老幾?
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. B  A8 M2 G# w2 R  _* eWhat the water are you?你係乜水?   T. B7 }/ b1 l* J7 l& W

- @* K; ~! X# `Where are you come from?你邊度架? 3 m7 }7 y' w5 S, v2 |; Q/ x

8 x5 {; O* D$ \+ j; d% ODo you big me?你大我呀? 0 ?; L, B  t- U! d. [0 D
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。 2 [7 _  R* t4 i. e2 Z

2 v3 c2 e! ^* n0 FDo the world做世界 。 , x- U: ?% Q/ g9 s# i, f+ v
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。 # z& H# ~6 C2 A3 w

2 ^) _; B3 U! p  |* g# X8 n2 jWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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Cut girl 界女
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。 * d/ {  N- h% U. M, Y

0 x! H4 g& r5 y+ y1 |2 NCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐!
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你! * {4 I0 {  y$ D1 @) l' v

' y7 L/ k! {+ x+ Q6 H* DCollect father收爹
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2 i& e, c( e. ]3 l- @You give me collect father.你給我收爹! 8 [0 Z0 a8 e/ E# k: u! x9 q

& s# L' H( h. Y% V$ X6 ~$ O  YDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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Laugh die me.笑死我。   n( u" O% H6 r4 r* z5 w2 T
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。 - j4 Q# Z5 z4 c  |- V4 o
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 5 Y8 J; i: N4 E' n
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
, j$ b! h" O% W$ A你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上!   q8 D4 g- Q+ y. g6 `: V
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Eight woman八婆
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  w& A  p: Z& s9 K3 wEight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野! . e: V, @3 l2 G1 y; e
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King eight egg.王八蛋
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' [6 X! {* t. i# EBlack son黑仔 0 l$ v( {. j) \' I+ b0 z# n; m5 T' _! x

6 D! B& G( b0 }Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔! ' D/ V& ]2 c9 h0 _

1 Q3 ?( B) I8 I7 S& ZWear grass著草
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- Q) j8 q& p! y& t8 P; R# kI am wearing grass.我著緊草。   }  z  ]# c5 r! z2 @& h3 ?

7 Y8 N( V+ p- H( Z- sI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙! $ X( f! k$ ^8 E" X. y! N
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High hand.高手 . Y9 X# G: t+ G8 }
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 ! l& t! A4 C3 B# _7 u
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Good mother.好娘 - j% j/ L: e) w! |* c, G: u* b" K

; e2 g' S* F& ]1 k# h" XYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數!
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Old dot.老點 1 k1 E* q' l% \/ i: C1 {  }) e

9 ~+ t' b+ A( F9 H: i. eOne old water 一舊水 : s1 N2 \7 ~9 ]0 r6 j( X

* z1 K5 C* B; a1 uWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春? . T; R8 j5 j+ |+ g+ y. T& e) q

' M& {- {/ h/ x9 J0 u* \+ aA dog of eating @@.食屎狗 2 \2 Q+ B- R" W6 ?: Y. d6 l& y8 G

4 H' a* v' P6 _" X1 qA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 ) H7 ]1 E' q& i/ {, E) X
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水
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A dragon service.一條龍服務 6 q. `  ?2 ^- |) w

1 p( o+ K8 F& a  F" }; yHold hold water.楂楂水 + }! \5 a* W- v7 ~7 z
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Pump water.抽水 / K" B8 K6 L5 \! L: ?; [# @( v# `
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Two hit six.二打六
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5 u4 N% z  N! I! `+ L+ GTwo five boy.二五仔
This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......
還有
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) K( t; `2 z4 Lyou no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
  F% {) u5 M; Q- u: j) ^  }I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:# n3 `& m( |: D5 y4 o' f1 Z
還有
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳7 a* A4 e! I3 s& T
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
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用inside..
民主定民粹?
之前睇過啦..
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7 j& Z9 t& v6 _5 X6 r直釋-0-
個人意見~~

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呢d野﹐可以自創。3 v) e5 L+ k, f5 s
例如:
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最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xu06Nyo7u-c&mode=related&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftMDfCaHnao&mode=related&search=
so many ppl like that
>If you have enough ginger
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我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD
oh , thanks !
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拉你呀 !!!
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