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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐        笑到無力食飯~~  ( W5 a- f( @+ F3 g0 d1 B
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Piano piano green 琴琴青
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( u0 {% J6 V: f9 r4 N1 YPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 9 b3 s) X# j9 u w
- x! P8 G# q3 ]* F+ sI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 !
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& q, B5 U! {. ^2 jYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行?
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇! / A5 n& c; q1 @" s) B" \
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎! 4 A5 U% k; n7 _, D
4 O( |0 O, w7 R bFish skin~魚皮 。 7 d% p& t1 h* m A
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Fall on a street@@ 。 ' V6 w- J: W. }4 D
- e3 @* N! n9 Rfall on your street.""你個"K"
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Blow water吹水1 Y1 O) f/ M( Q; D% K X
. ?; J7 W8 [( L& m6 S1 |Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。 1 ~* y) V+ ~) Y, k
7 m5 r2 [2 k. s- z) iBlow chicken吹雞 ) o" Q6 Q5 Y. N5 F0 X
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
# o! p: r2 |+ _" z% e3 d9 Y我吹雞打你班友 。 # K( v+ _# q$ d; d
- W f ^! {! C% P# y5 t cStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 # |# `! r _3 }, {& w
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Face green green臉青青 。
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. E; l/ H2 _) g' z! v+ f"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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- \; j( [ T# g# S3 c& RYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。 " _% q Z# F: T% q3 d2 i
" c; s8 @- c: q2 I/ \" gYou jump building.你跳樓啦。 - h+ [+ G, K, Y9 {/ A
3 \8 A& a7 O2 |People mountain people sea人山人海。 ' P c8 w- s5 q" i& I$ @
8 B* C# { c5 T. |! M0 {$ vAre you road?你係唔係路呀? 5 e* R) a5 O& r
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: k7 ]) U- ~* ]1 BYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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How senior are you?你算老幾?
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What the water are you?你係乜水?
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Where are you come from?你邊度架? 2 M: a- [# ?# k" b" | d
" ?0 m4 o' e( D- Q GDo you big me?你大我呀?
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& X0 t' J, \' j% E) g9 ]Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。 3 \, {& B& q r1 K( z
" ]* C$ j7 F0 _* ?6 l9 S4 L# N* xDo the world做世界 。 % v& e5 v1 P; u, x& n! T; F
8 v$ ^- y) H5 J" f! F; {. JBig tea rice大茶飯 。
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; l1 Q o3 a, lWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? 3 A5 R2 A+ m6 N. T/ k
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Cut girl 界女 / d0 b$ h+ t( O, I
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐! + `0 X% s# ]" Z" a
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你!
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Collect father收爹
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹! 0 a2 Z h2 H' n4 M9 J
- l) C4 _1 q" jDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? 4 X5 l A; W; X# K% ~' Q/ \
9 ^0 u# u& b9 XLaugh die me.笑死我。 5 d# e7 t: o9 g2 k% f( _! X3 G
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。 & f- b; g+ b1 m. U! F- i
& }9 h2 B2 V8 ?. OAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。 . s. X) Q: o1 M+ ~
! b {$ l( n/ Q+ z# P9 Q1 F ?( [9 sHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。 7 j* S% ^7 x2 K9 k/ a0 B/ T
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. : t( |& G" l" K/ O6 o s
你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上! % B. x1 W8 E: E
: x7 J- p9 A( V& xEight woman八婆
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) b: Q" M2 e9 oEight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野!
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King eight egg.王八蛋 8 G! A5 A$ q, P8 T: z) q
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Black son黑仔
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" G2 G7 p7 T5 W8 n2 cToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔! & ~9 C4 I3 w% e" T
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Wear grass著草
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙! ; Y1 O& j9 U0 @. K" f
* V5 m( P2 T/ [3 bHigh hand.高手 ' E+ E* C( _5 X
* x' K7 ~) i! vA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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8 U0 e" F, X) \$ m: r" x. ETo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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0 M+ I! z5 M3 [, f& B% \Good mother.好娘 9 {, d6 A+ y Z. [8 P; u2 w
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數! 7 ^! r# Q& \1 {2 n& T1 z M! N4 X
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. P7 S5 ~/ a7 N* B/ gOne old water 一舊水
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗 2 b0 C4 B5 }* K/ J/ y+ J4 E
4 T9 k( [# N# n2 Z; C0 o5 HA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 9 G2 t5 i6 V7 _8 `
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水 ; g! N# X* g+ B: u5 Q, a# p) Y+ v2 b
X! z4 _+ r/ ^3 X0 wA dragon service.一條龍服務 / a! \0 R, I# \6 U" `2 l
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Hold hold water.楂楂水 & y) A; f1 L, `2 t1 x3 h
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Pump water.抽水
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- q" e) J. x' I# c3 H$ l* oTwo hit six.二打六
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5 P5 d5 M v" C2 i0 }+ hTwo five boy.二五仔 |
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