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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐  笑到無力食飯~~ + D, r/ k: \0 d4 Z c( i( v9 N
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& K* T. D8 `) N) V! R- k! T9 jPiano piano green 琴琴青
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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/ m$ L7 O* ?$ I& A7 |, P! MI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！ - v: B$ k; C9 k- M, o- @! W
; d+ j) O6 H; A, Y1 Z1 v) fYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？
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& O( }# I6 S5 mI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！ , a! n: o" j2 N% o4 |
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！
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Fish skin~魚皮 。
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Fall on a street@@ 。
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3 b) V. A: h8 w2 q& i1 Qfall on your street.""你個"K" . y# J/ i% t, v0 ]
. [! X7 s& ~' g( e- G: QBlow water吹水3 z6 K7 J* \; `3 n
# t4 u* o- N, Z# q u+ N+ P% e; XMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。 4 ], t# Z0 U9 n: r3 r# d( Z
$ L* [8 n7 \+ l5 T0 W/ dBlow chicken吹雞
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. ?( z$ ]3 z8 y1 D1 }. OI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
" R9 N3 I# P3 R我吹雞打你班友 。
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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: N/ k1 X4 b9 d' _! r" U6 G& k; rFace green green臉青青 。
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" 6 b2 j7 ^ ]6 e9 W9 E% Z. Z& [
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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) V4 D# a4 F8 |+ U# a" ?You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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2 T; W d( F7 c# d2 b7 TYou jump building.你跳樓啦。
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3 h* P O! Z, W4 q# IPeople mountain people sea人山人海。
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6 T: M6 T, Z, z+ M4 q' i% j* g3 uAre you road?你係唔係路呀?
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Eat banana食蕉 / s4 }4 b: c* y$ Y9 f
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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" }4 S# G; b- I5 Z, d; n' SHow senior are you?你算老幾? # K5 O8 F, f d3 E7 G, C- s
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What the water are you?你係乜水? * S" ?* q) D7 X5 w% K; U' e
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Where are you come from?你邊度架? ) l' ?! M; c- c) n: m
2 B9 c! {* Q5 U( J1 DDo you big me?你大我呀? 9 x1 X0 ? X4 H% O# e3 K* C/ @1 t7 J
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。 ( ?* i% d9 L* J4 ?8 {8 B: @
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Do the world做世界 。
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! ~! J7 W/ B- t, y. L# HBig tea rice大茶飯 。 / u- [( B4 E f
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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Cut girl 界女 # M% x4 }4 {$ g% H
9 k% }7 G- [( WThe king of cutting girl.界女王。
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！ 9 L4 j: S4 A" k
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Collect father收爹
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7 p8 C# V9 B! H/ c& h9 @# R6 \. o' JYou give me collect father.你給我收爹！ 8 s+ B7 o/ M2 W8 E% e8 p
' N$ J" M' g I; I6 X! iDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? 7 z( ~7 u; Q# U! Q3 p( F; {; E
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Laugh die me.笑死我。
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 # m* J/ [2 g `. C" P- k; |
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
' _9 n8 ~" T, o, c4 K% u# ]你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！
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Eight woman八婆
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0 G& Z9 k2 U7 K3 q& P! eEight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野!
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King eight egg.王八蛋 ) U+ @3 u/ N4 X; t/ W; c
. t. z% B7 O8 U: R5 CBlack son黑仔 # w0 ^7 x4 Z( U2 R, J
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！
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Wear grass著草
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! |; Q" m. f$ e7 m+ @+ ]; ?I am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！
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+ E0 E8 {8 a/ X$ YHigh hand.高手 * K7 X& N8 F# C& p
" V+ W* P# G. @7 W5 MA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 + b$ a; u: w$ E @+ s
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 9 A$ `6 \$ j5 ~, h
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Good mother.好娘 ' d' B" O5 L8 {
0 }# @! i0 k$ Y3 ^% e3 `3 RYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！
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Old dot.老點
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One old water 一舊水 9 U1 k: {& H7 S5 T" w3 N) Q+ X
/ Q$ K' C( d N7 {7 \: mWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春? 7 S% ]3 Y+ ?1 ?0 d1 ]8 N V
+ ~5 z& j- b4 G" l- e4 y% P* q! ~A dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水 4 F+ [" M0 y9 C3 Z8 {
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A dragon service.一條龍服務 ! @+ Z2 X1 w, q" j/ i$ x! }6 C
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Hold hold water.楂楂水 ' N; i* [5 l8 q1 h: Y7 r( Y
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Two hit six.二打六
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