[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
9 H! O5 G* ^5 B* L5 e- N, f99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence# P7 Q2 E2 M, D. N

3 K6 M( e+ A& r* r2 L2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
+ c: t, m" {& O* x, @5 P' ua.They give like hell.
3 ~/ V1 |: [" z: y( Hb.They do not yell.0 B  r/ L" t6 T" C) K
c.They do not tell.
$ O4 P: Q; V& c) F& V3 _d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.  Q- n% p- c0 Y

+ Z$ c  L( Z/ L& C' |3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
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- a DIAMOND to marry him,
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8 B; ~( |$ R$ w* m# w7 {& b0 S- a SPADE to bury him!
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. N8 }" j6 {- l! L0 Z0 D8 x4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?& ?4 @5 n& _; K4 A; V
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later( G6 [0 R5 i+ O( Y9 l; v
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5) What is the strongest muscle?3 H8 W. V; {( G  e+ f) O) `$ w/ `" j
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
7 {9 q7 u# j- U; F$ I9 ?The arse hole is always in front of you.' S- y- M% F; v' B4 n

8 D/ }: |; k' I1 g  ^% u( G) E& W7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?* ~& r: d1 c; ?6 o& V+ s
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!6 H* \7 d! x0 B  x9 [" X7 `

4 M0 l, k. U7 }* k, q0 ?8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?, g1 n) C3 J  q1 p; P1 R
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
; Q  k6 a8 K4 w+ t  dkeep it up~~. `9 ]* F& q1 H; j7 J8 G
cheers

maksim2046

that is great