[English]: Jokes..

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! Z; H' W  I/ f1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job1 O* }1 K& w9 U$ x" |2 W7 a; q
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence+ ?6 u% w, r+ p' g: X
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
4 X# {8 b) r" Ja.They give like hell.
& `/ H/ n: }' h. A( A( h( I- fb.They do not yell.5 G, W3 E+ w& n
c.They do not tell.! j, r+ `7 R& `8 G  z6 ~
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
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- a DIAMOND to marry him,
+ r" k% b: U( d2 U4 j, \- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
4 D; S) k) a, |, _5 F: W- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
  r0 d5 z/ G5 l6 y9 t& S+ @8 y  QBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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' C2 W( z% Q0 P% V2 z" q5) What is the strongest muscle?6 j9 e6 R# x' t, ?: A' V
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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0 E' n6 w9 {6 C. [$ ?4 k5 g6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?+ i& F4 \* r' |, v3 y
The arse hole is always in front of you.1 u; \0 }" y  Z4 F# R( l- u

5 H! b" v) y, C& \* t0 }, ^* _7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?2 }0 a* {: M8 [) ~8 Y
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!1 F5 P3 ?" I% e, t( b5 j
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?4 Z  ?9 C; N1 f0 U
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~1 D* `& X* Z6 T
keep it up~~
& c  m; T5 m2 Ycheers

maksim2046

that is great