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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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! i7 \, ~) j: X3 d4 U1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job5 E1 N& W0 V; |7 m
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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- i3 k8 e, A `6 O. f2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman? |) ]; q! }% K# j7 M) M' _% i
a.They give like hell.
: Q! r: I9 I7 ^/ U1 Xb.They do not yell.. [$ u9 @, u- K# W" `* [' r; R
c.They do not tell.
( Z6 } }8 ?- v- {' p$ ?, yd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
6 `! G; e. ^% a: {0 K& y+ a+ N4 V- a HEART to love him,
" t+ h) _( E% S* Z u! v2 R& P) m- a DIAMOND to marry him,2 T6 A2 }0 N7 Q/ @7 f
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and0 M0 {9 G& m; j, V7 A w! r
- a SPADE to bury him!
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6 U4 a9 x) V- f3 J0 a5 k4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
: M) G1 d3 Q3 \5 i9 dBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
0 s7 B" c# H! J' y* P' K& @The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!1 h3 t _2 `% [
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
" V5 G' }& [1 Q# o4 y1 {+ xThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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% z( S0 }. u' M8 n0 k; F7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
6 z0 D8 ?4 x8 Q. dWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!7 e/ F9 [1 P: v
! W: M, O& r0 n, P! X; p8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
5 t( e1 h7 {; iThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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