[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job. O- z' x- f' F% r: C
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
( B' m" R) P1 c5 Q, [9 Ja.They give like hell.
) S; q9 D0 u$ y* R* Jb.They do not yell." q% c0 d1 x5 ^
c.They do not tell.
6 Y* [* e5 H/ z3 M1 E4 td.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
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- a DIAMOND to marry him,/ J" v% U0 ]1 q% |# Q( \
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and* v! ]! z! A# {. `0 v7 I
- a SPADE to bury him!, |( S* H* z) E4 w6 g
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?% z( C/ Q- t' D2 W6 D4 n7 |
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
' E4 O7 R- S" wThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?4 Z" T- P9 e  v, |: M& n  s) X
The arse hole is always in front of you.7 s! t% p) L3 v! i8 z
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
$ m% l5 L# k  mWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!' i+ X9 @6 I! z2 s

7 C& u/ z+ |8 h. D9 O/ A# j8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?6 h6 d' u5 ?% `
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~- u" ?3 I5 ^! o# a' h) \
keep it up~~" y# P" i' ]: G# u$ m  {/ f1 |
cheers

maksim2046

that is great