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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
8 p. a0 @; H/ l* w, w* [99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence: e$ _; R2 M" H5 D! a# U
" D( ~' }9 P% B- p- e* P2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
" d& G9 m; ?: X% aa.They give like hell. / X4 ?. w$ C4 L
b.They do not yell.
5 t) H: H0 \- ~$ f7 ?c.They do not tell.' F: u; j# J% O+ L* k
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
2 Z g; {& a7 H1 m/ C- {- a HEART to love him,: Y. [& i2 }- m
- a DIAMOND to marry him,8 u8 ~& h- U& b. Q6 A
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and! z( ~ A+ e% O( G" x8 ~
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?3 F" J6 ?, ]; H9 u' `
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later$ _ i: L4 i( a7 x1 Q
/ { D0 u9 f# \5 b; a5) What is the strongest muscle?
1 H8 `6 Z c2 K4 W/ A- WThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!! Z3 X/ U( ]7 p, k
& S5 P( F; N) |: x, c/ Y! f# Q6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?3 [9 G* F! ?; Z* y9 x% Q% h: e; h8 e; A
The arse hole is always in front of you.2 U$ u; K/ Y8 b
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
" v! b, M9 E8 g+ d8 p) YWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!, } j. B+ \# b5 |' {3 ^# G2 h
; i2 F- _( V7 }. ^- |- N; q8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
6 z. _( o2 G1 ^! b; eThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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