[English]: Jokes..

小强

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6 N! v" [1 K$ Y$ k% j6 p1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job$ m- H- ?( `' U- W6 w
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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4 }) {1 h* i3 B2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
' g" M, r, A; W  U7 ga.They give like hell. # }" F4 s) R5 Z' I; k- @
b.They do not yell.
: F  |0 d6 \& Vc.They do not tell., l) J5 Y! V  J* I" P" q
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.% ^) D- _4 U- t0 \: R, L. i

; H2 P1 [3 s/ |* H/ K% c1 K# T3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
* T2 z+ _0 N' W1 {0 F; w& I- a HEART to love him,
0 w( p2 |0 T+ G. p- a DIAMOND to marry him,
. t, c" Y4 b" o7 ]2 r! X$ H- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
, U( b$ Q7 ?3 g3 K- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?. p) Z# @8 n1 X
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later6 `$ E; B/ K$ E& {

8 c$ B, n* }" d* M2 `" l  g5) What is the strongest muscle?
1 y$ p+ P+ L7 \. c) G# J6 Z4 G2 aThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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: ?. [9 i8 y* O7 N* E6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?0 ]# N% }$ P  M0 g9 g3 l
The arse hole is always in front of you.' R% d5 j% C6 K& i0 X
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
  i! |, W+ T8 X+ p, A& f8 kWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!8 J& |+ e/ F+ c- m0 q" Y

$ ]8 ]- {9 n! I/ C7 D8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?2 p( q/ X3 m3 N4 N
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
( o$ X$ }# W1 ]3 }; S9 Z  w/ hkeep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great