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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job0 v H4 b; M0 B4 {% x1 L* _
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence6 y1 a$ z8 v# z& M2 }3 A; K
% Y7 y8 s9 e7 H+ D. N" j2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
4 ~0 R& g; C& T6 Y$ ~$ i# p& u( fa.They give like hell. , b9 n7 \3 i2 Z8 s3 B: q0 [2 T
b.They do not yell.
- B3 I+ y' {/ b* A# @c.They do not tell.
- X E& d3 {- k4 fd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.5 R4 K/ M& t7 r1 a0 P
) j$ Z5 O* Z' F) F: S8 b4 Y) @4 Y3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:4 M: @( l* i6 D
- a HEART to love him,( _& J8 t+ Q. v' S+ v. Q
- a DIAMOND to marry him,) [. U, W5 K E5 w$ d
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
- b% E; N M$ {- a SPADE to bury him!& G# Q- J6 p8 h/ z
5 [% D, V. |4 J3 Y9 l6 m5 A4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?0 ^4 u! U! ]+ d& k
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later) a0 E: Z' T% R. l* f0 x- r3 h0 x
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5) What is the strongest muscle?7 i, b; \- s# B# R6 N
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6 v+ H" f0 b% H# J! }% }6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?: N2 ]7 J4 M$ m, Y8 p! R
The arse hole is always in front of you.* e% R2 D+ \% p+ A; u# h/ e* A* I* g
* C, @# |% h8 Z6 \8 u7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?- s$ H. v1 ?, [. y/ d N$ c
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!) I. V# `8 N) L* Q
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff? ^1 g" Q! {# T" J; P
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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