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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
* y, \2 L3 y" i- }1 ?& x99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?+ `6 P0 l; d! j% G
a.They give like hell.
9 i* G- g4 b7 D# K* J% jb.They do not yell.) U# r1 X' d9 T
c.They do not tell.4 E4 u5 C0 g- ]3 S+ p, l' [
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.0 ?. {- d7 @2 o! A9 r( I' G) @- d
. x+ _$ x3 N/ z3 o) v5 c3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:* O: W0 j6 h7 {! Z& X0 G4 q
- a HEART to love him,
, I% D! A3 ] b- a DIAMOND to marry him,+ c$ x! Z, X1 L8 f d$ c( R6 G
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
0 W1 S% ~: C0 X3 V- ?- a SPADE to bury him!3 i6 X# Q5 a5 g% Q( ^! w
' T0 N$ ^5 h/ H: l7 `4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?" M' W- A' H% L; ^
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later/ T0 T( y) c, J- t, T
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
$ d8 o3 f6 `) `) i o3 q v s! kThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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0 b, }' b! b: Q# n# y$ J+ ]' ?: w6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
$ h# ~5 ^4 ~3 F% KThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
0 q7 `; E: i5 u5 RWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
$ `! n9 c$ P" \9 s/ ~The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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