[English]: Jokes..

小强

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( h' l# D+ H4 @# B1 u3 D& x1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
6 u6 M% t, a6 X/ B: d# ^. [$ ?99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?2 U7 ^# U9 \7 w$ E
a.They give like hell. $ F' u) C! t" w4 T$ \
b.They do not yell.  R& x$ y. z" S" `! i
c.They do not tell.
+ |1 O6 L" c! t/ Zd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.$ \/ _/ C% F' t
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
- x( f1 Z/ C0 a+ f9 H' Z* U- a HEART to love him,
! f% N+ F" F( H) E: A7 C- a DIAMOND to marry him,! Y3 r' X& h4 f5 C$ U7 I4 ?
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and1 q5 ]4 f4 x: G' l* {1 t
- a SPADE to bury him!! M( t$ }. Y0 D8 e* \( z# Q  l, p

+ H( e' @+ ?( d/ e4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?, J# G3 v# v* |
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later" Q2 j7 t* _. L, {' h9 u
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
9 V& r2 l+ c$ r) ]% xThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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& w  P! j- k! U. }6 p$ T& v6 ]6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?, s0 L6 V0 u4 S' R* x/ |
The arse hole is always in front of you.9 y# S6 y+ Y$ Q+ h9 H
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
8 O4 M3 R5 I$ s" b0 f9 [+ j$ G7 U2 OWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?; z6 B% e- l+ g% N0 o9 R% Q2 U* Y
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~' E' s: e( ]) |* F$ b4 `- P; E4 K% H$ Y8 u
keep it up~~: F) X+ C  {, a1 g) I+ F4 H& k1 {
cheers

maksim2046

that is great