[English]: Jokes..

小强

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4 `2 r. b- p" N$ a/ a0 {1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
2 u  t5 U- [! ^5 _/ v8 C" o99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
5 L4 C" |* @" v8 Xa.They give like hell. 3 t$ A6 D9 H0 k
b.They do not yell.
7 z* j8 O$ g4 K2 Pc.They do not tell./ Z0 O7 q$ I) E6 C  [
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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7 e! f# K: q( y) [, Z3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:/ {9 ]- n4 A# C4 X2 a: W
- a HEART to love him,
1 v: s! b7 R# a& o8 f, |- a DIAMOND to marry him,1 l; I  s& `) F) E$ _/ Y+ s% X/ _
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
. _" X4 \3 X4 o( ?- a SPADE to bury him!; n( G5 Z# x+ S+ X* }

* H' @: D6 C$ j4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?' G! W& F4 j! i; S( v
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5 z5 k+ h/ T$ B5) What is the strongest muscle?
8 d! ]' y8 d% v5 Y& lThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!7 g* o/ j  K( ^# w3 r1 q0 |( O
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?4 w' p% s$ f7 a; Q: ^/ a
The arse hole is always in front of you.( P7 b4 u. R8 p* O

0 D7 |, Z# d% A7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?8 N* ~: h  o9 H1 I( @
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!; X; D5 i0 I) R) }, O$ t
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
5 U6 ~3 p# \/ I/ m! ?( g0 {The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
6 ]! J$ Y# t; S4 }( z. o1 skeep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great