[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job  A& H) ~  m* R
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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3 e- ^" D9 Y% j2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?( O2 m- n; U6 u+ |' c  F( f; x
a.They give like hell.
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c.They do not tell.2 W( g: J3 q  W/ r2 f
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.8 g* O/ E% Z: X8 o6 ]! n
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
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- a DIAMOND to marry him,! \" Q9 S0 Y' x: C, p
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and8 Z5 A( T* o6 x. h
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?9 h9 [3 a2 i6 V0 B
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later( ~4 R' A0 k" s% E: _" b6 E  G  p

" ^  E3 G# N# T8 t0 p2 j/ r5) What is the strongest muscle?
" F+ D6 S; k" FThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!( N+ w' J. Y! a% S: d7 [
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
1 \5 J/ s# E% [) H. h: R( ?0 a  c' H6 M3 iThe arse hole is always in front of you.% i$ s3 K8 N5 V( l4 f
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?- b9 W9 o: \( P/ k
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!3 H: Q% m2 F6 E) X" A
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?: w& }9 T5 t4 K# ^# k: T
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
* [$ Y# k7 N5 n: D, Dkeep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great