[English]: Jokes..

小强

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7 }& \1 c) w, G4 a9 H  S% x1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job" z- q4 \, @2 w& T- k7 w' f) B
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence$ [2 h- ^, K* s  t  T. @" _

/ I! S) y! O! j2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?% ^- z3 e0 ]( y' k1 V8 B
a.They give like hell.
" E+ y, @& w. Ab.They do not yell.
1 q" n! M* G6 d7 M# jc.They do not tell.
. Q. v# l- B# N8 U( l6 o7 ed.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
  {' Y5 U; Z7 S$ v, K+ g- a HEART to love him,! w0 m4 d# z) E( a: x) F
- a DIAMOND to marry him,6 Z5 i7 ]! o: |# o' A0 f& A
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
' M! M2 X) J! \* d' v- a SPADE to bury him!
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0 z) Y: Z, {6 d4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
' ^7 [! A8 I- Y% ?1 r2 g8 LBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later: u) f: h" N& t0 E8 K8 `
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5) What is the strongest muscle?% I* i9 x, t. m0 b, J3 P/ G! y
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!6 |9 J( |# `- b% M6 n
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?3 i" O: j; s5 L1 p( Y7 s, n
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?  c/ d, S" s# d, a) W0 y
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!: y; i* W) y' ]1 q
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?9 V9 o0 S6 G" y
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
% t( r/ B/ ^$ v. kkeep it up~~2 C3 c/ m) l9 X; g% d
cheers

maksim2046

that is great