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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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) K4 O, V9 _; L \1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
$ E+ [# k2 _# L99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence$ J8 p; T. _; T2 @- ^; e8 |8 z
$ z# L5 r4 B. j: L/ G2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?/ @, e: @) b% U" ^0 V
a.They give like hell.
0 d3 J' A0 x4 U8 ab.They do not yell.
* S* x* n* A7 vc.They do not tell.9 @; H5 _; B$ ?4 f1 [: F9 e+ V8 S
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.1 P3 c/ Z, b# Z
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
# \2 _" h2 M6 I2 z; }# }4 M5 [- a HEART to love him,) e! L3 Q' I2 b8 k9 {
- a DIAMOND to marry him,% h# S2 o; q" B7 E1 v% q* Q; W
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and/ ~+ a) Z" x) E( F) R& l
- a SPADE to bury him!
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- g4 ~# j8 `2 t& k4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?. L+ L/ ?8 E/ d2 ]
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later+ P- \ w4 T9 M, v
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
3 T' b& U! X; d' \. t8 L) DThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick! v3 v6 J$ D- n
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?: v0 `3 V5 H( H
The arse hole is always in front of you.% T1 o, ^, s+ y, P
8 i+ x' O7 T, K; z2 Y5 |9 K7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?" r; g$ J+ V9 o+ e, K( L- w- K: i+ T
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!4 E: w7 E! T9 L2 x
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
& f) O0 ^+ g8 q& k4 ^ rThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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