[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job3 f& J) h3 ~) b& \/ t
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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$ H' x( w4 R& U& w* wa.They give like hell.
  W- [. _$ f8 Wb.They do not yell.
* p7 ?' T( e6 B6 B* jc.They do not tell.
1 A. A' L  `& _0 o5 i3 i6 s* U/ Bd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
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- a DIAMOND to marry him,1 J! Z( p$ a: s
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
9 X& i( b+ E- G( B* t/ q' j& `- a SPADE to bury him!  I9 L- G  j' ]9 X% i' C

( V  f. p8 [5 M, L' h4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
/ x4 F- K8 Y* d2 f$ WBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later2 f% m5 Y5 G6 g0 N- B

8 d1 d4 Z8 O& A* t  M5) What is the strongest muscle?
. v  c) m) G7 c/ q# RThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!6 k/ M+ \, K) ?/ Y1 Q2 U
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
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+ b+ q+ `2 c6 M1 Z* J  u) V7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?: w! I) d/ X' }# U! k; ?: Y7 w( D
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8 Y; @  |4 r8 Q/ }3 B8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?6 y4 @2 p$ O- d; @/ }! A
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~' u7 v! w- g7 n9 C. k4 G7 x0 B) h
keep it up~~% }8 {. |0 g, j- p' @3 [
cheers

maksim2046

that is great