[English]: Jokes..

小强

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' ^$ N6 o1 R4 ~  C1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
! m" ?# K" E! ?9 o0 Y' ?* D% m99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?5 B; b, r% [8 r1 }4 |6 n: v
a.They give like hell. 3 ^& d* k/ \- O. [9 t8 @# g2 {8 f$ I) O
b.They do not yell.
7 S% d) a% |, Q; }c.They do not tell.
+ p% g3 ?5 @/ n. H# Wd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:, l7 O3 ?- E; W. W. `, D8 `+ `7 z
- a HEART to love him,1 `- {+ R! t& d/ z" y$ ^5 b
- a DIAMOND to marry him,/ z) t4 U6 e3 [( W
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and  X  }& A* \' s2 C: V
- a SPADE to bury him!2 x* [! e9 u5 G7 E

( b8 y" @9 v3 z  F7 N4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?6 p: C; B$ h: Z
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
# J. l: |9 S- lThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!2 m5 @6 l2 n* M5 k

" ~3 D3 A+ T  y" E" @3 C  r* D! N% R7 C6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?9 u& }& K* z/ x. h( x& [5 [4 s
The arse hole is always in front of you.! O- o' i9 ?! V

3 f) d8 K3 p5 m- @( A7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?# E6 Q' X- ?! [3 c/ V, P! w
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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2 I  e9 j8 U2 D4 z8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
  A# j) a5 Y5 q) VThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~7 |5 o! O/ A& A- p1 A
keep it up~~1 Z3 k2 g5 e9 Y$ W
cheers

maksim2046

that is great