[English]: Jokes..

小强

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) W' N7 Q6 U+ z1 _9 e( z7 i1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job! d8 a; g- @  r- r  o
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence( E; P4 s# c0 m& O# I4 n. |% T
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?" v  s, e7 w! l6 O! p8 Q$ W. i
a.They give like hell. 2 v/ T# r. w" ~) L7 i
b.They do not yell.9 F# p1 J' ~1 `7 _/ L
c.They do not tell.% f# i/ }4 S5 F4 {% u$ X# O+ C
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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6 t& ^3 {* p; E2 p0 W3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
! A. P, K- p, Z- a HEART to love him," i" ?  B' E' I1 j2 s0 D4 K
- a DIAMOND to marry him,8 W! D7 g7 O5 |+ g: U: }4 X8 _% x# f
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
0 {& t4 O* E7 V1 E3 O- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
9 ]7 Z% y' j. U2 ABoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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% q: P" F- _1 I3 T3 ~4 W5) What is the strongest muscle?
% Y1 L4 E: N1 p4 |7 a/ }# ?& I5 F, EThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!$ g7 g8 k* r# t* y, {
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?5 _6 x* e& R& L8 I6 \
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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3 C$ [1 q: r; n( A7 p2 w7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
. r( V7 L1 `3 D: L9 L6 `- ~When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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) @* K- I& u  ]  a: i% u: G  m8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
. ~  o  Y' J+ I+ jThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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maksim2046

that is great