[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job8 l- `( T: m  U: x# C# B
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence6 c$ z* Z2 g0 H9 o
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
" u5 D8 ?7 p# r  T$ I, k/ Ha.They give like hell.
% f+ n/ h5 W. K& }b.They do not yell.- V) {; B! C0 J- f4 w
c.They do not tell.
4 I6 ^) Y6 \" r- gd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.' V' l1 t" k" s

7 `' i& X' I; N3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
6 u: H: p" n' k9 {+ i! _" C+ o- a HEART to love him,
) l4 l, U4 E5 F  Q) d/ @- a DIAMOND to marry him,
" F; e: D& U( ]. s7 e! ]. @- a CLUB to smash his head in, and* ?$ Y1 ^, F) c) y$ k
- a SPADE to bury him!
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. P7 F9 k6 s" B; d- P2 W4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?$ m0 F: z5 F2 Y
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later- `, f0 t7 [- Q( s$ R; h/ U
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
2 v' y$ j0 Q& lThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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' ?8 n0 C$ K" R8 W. z0 y. `# w6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
% P3 b  q  o3 gThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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8 ~# d4 f  H/ G1 e0 o+ \6 R7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?" K  e/ `9 O; w
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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# N) g  X  Z- E2 o4 t8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
3 {- {5 @0 C& G: TThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~, i* v1 T7 X* ]: X9 w
keep it up~~* i9 p& [; u* i' X+ d& \
cheers

maksim2046

that is great