[English]: Jokes..

小强

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* K9 z8 s! k0 ]4 x& _3 @1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job* `0 m/ d0 v0 H7 q- Y9 u9 h" g8 [
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?5 G6 u2 h( P1 j5 W
a.They give like hell. 6 O0 h4 W' G- _
b.They do not yell.
# N! g+ b( |: a! E. |! hc.They do not tell.
3 G( k) Q5 z. nd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell." F8 ~+ w7 a! @" j. U8 u) d! a7 N* e
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
( _4 s3 b) j3 s$ \- a HEART to love him,
. Y+ U& N7 p' R: ~/ @" U- a DIAMOND to marry him,
' @4 Q: o- r8 D8 [- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
6 W- g+ F3 D: _6 l1 `- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?6 S+ C  H- A3 U% }$ V
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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/ k: `. r+ j! _6 ?/ `) K/ i5) What is the strongest muscle?* y8 ~* p+ }( K9 y( S% K/ a
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!% Y2 l( y! d1 a, g& \' X
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
! \$ D) D; H1 u$ r. uThe arse hole is always in front of you.( L/ t; J* Y' z* R/ H" t) K

0 M& t& C8 w. b2 ?7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
1 H  Q' K/ E, e1 D) ?When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
2 O" K5 _& d, n$ F9 c! j% ]The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
0 c2 R" _, }+ @1 e! h4 xkeep it up~~
& X5 i3 z) c, k8 I: H2 Lcheers

maksim2046

that is great