[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job5 t5 J& k4 i/ U# V) r
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?( ~1 m! ]* _8 P
a.They give like hell. , k+ S1 b9 o8 j2 ^( G
b.They do not yell./ x, |6 X- t. E- @( K
c.They do not tell.- k2 g9 E1 s/ s5 h& X9 r5 n
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.) z2 b, B6 X+ _% s, [( w& n" R: N

. D5 R3 x1 P" s2 G  e9 E+ g3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:9 L+ B8 T1 G- x! c) N
- a HEART to love him,9 b: ]* `( B5 e, z# k
- a DIAMOND to marry him,. j8 x/ |7 O2 s. t
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and, t- r$ O) Z9 u. y6 `
- a SPADE to bury him!4 p  w% A3 L, G/ H3 p5 M8 {; l+ [
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
' u9 I- y1 C8 I* s: _7 v1 XBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later6 L* K) w, E1 M) U( q3 L$ \

/ w& a# N0 F9 c, F5) What is the strongest muscle?( u# F/ {6 J: I: ~" S' l
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!' l" y5 [  X" x
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?8 B& A8 n' {, }8 ?! o
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
: z& v) o* I" t* ~+ jWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!  }( o4 T! F, `5 T, Z4 C8 i: @
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?2 C; x5 R1 v, p/ O. F1 i
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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cheers

maksim2046

that is great