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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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* ~, V0 X* q9 J' ]: @1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
' h' b' F% Q8 ~9 [99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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1 r8 h) F5 z) i" l2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?- K# s: [# V( I$ Z" ^
a.They give like hell.
$ W2 s R3 d9 s& p! {: K6 G* pb.They do not yell.+ p0 k6 ?3 m# }- C- L
c.They do not tell.
( M- Y; j& B2 v8 W" `d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:0 k4 N1 J5 i8 n$ f5 x
- a HEART to love him,
3 n/ Y* s6 F( s- a DIAMOND to marry him,5 C/ g' K, z& I
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
; i7 a# D+ u- B- a SPADE to bury him!2 j+ I: b9 [0 ^/ O- @" H! B
/ ]! X8 a/ u _9 g0 C; t4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
+ N0 R3 [7 o2 ^! e4 g: f8 ]Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later( [0 E2 H# Q% L, [
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
* D P. M5 X3 \( G; R9 GThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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9 s# a: R( r7 e* A6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?: o1 E$ |) |' M$ |, t5 S- K
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7 u" o/ {) u" x3 i; l+ o. B; q7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
9 g# K L% v# n8 x. [When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
7 `0 F( S( l2 d& }" u) F" ? AThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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