[English]: Jokes..

小强

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0 y$ i7 `  m$ h) [: X1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
( d0 z; U$ M: {- N! J" g7 m99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence4 }" d6 J( j' e" Y. R0 h
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?" P1 b# @2 w/ Z, o
a.They give like hell. " M" e2 B3 X! B! L
b.They do not yell.
7 D8 F2 l( @0 _3 k( B/ Bc.They do not tell.' ?3 G& n5 m! K1 e9 d: }
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:; E) e5 x4 g. }4 d% w+ I) B* O! b' [
- a HEART to love him,; B, |0 E& K( O
- a DIAMOND to marry him,  {, O8 c1 u; L- q2 _" k
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and$ u* v1 K5 n2 t% U
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
( P& k! j: _3 y# }Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later% j3 X% Q# a$ U

+ z% p& N# G( x2 H' R2 h5) What is the strongest muscle?
7 H  g# B9 V5 R' z* R" X7 w- aThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!# b8 U: g! T; V9 q, h! K0 u" j
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?. R* z: k! `$ o, Q3 k5 }' s
The arse hole is always in front of you.6 o9 C  t+ i8 W; ~7 p# C
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?+ Q( O, Z6 E  b: o/ v9 ~
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!- |2 y4 o* o7 O+ s2 e0 o' j/ D% U
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?5 u# x% v" F3 ?" N  I' c
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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maksim2046

that is great