[English]: Jokes..

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
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1 z- x( P% B8 p7 Q( w3 B: l/ f2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?' z( W! v) A/ k& a  `. o
a.They give like hell. ( \" z9 l, _8 K7 @, q
b.They do not yell.* [' D4 p5 d/ h$ w  j
c.They do not tell." _/ U( P8 n3 j6 U+ s7 O
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
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- a DIAMOND to marry him,; @7 }& p# `% t. w! q8 E7 w$ y
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and7 F  Y8 e2 q; U2 Z% i0 @: u
- a SPADE to bury him!
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6 Y: P! _) i+ W0 J) V! r0 t0 w$ a: k# N4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
: T! T0 Z% D% p# }0 Q  D0 m! GBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later, i  w6 }: u0 W; V' Z- T
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
% a0 m3 t6 U, @% l$ _8 Q5 U" {. IThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!0 b  u5 d/ F) E* v9 y- K/ A
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?+ U' a+ |! i% e9 H
The arse hole is always in front of you.; _; w. E0 L) s/ s3 L$ @5 l

3 t  q# |  ?$ a5 \7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?3 Q8 I* A1 B+ |# d# k# |! U
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!0 s8 L$ Y- n$ j$ i: G

- A; S9 D& A5 F  q% b8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?  {. P  Q/ A7 U" f: R
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
$ \- \! o1 Z1 u4 {% Z/ {keep it up~~
( ?4 |/ V; T6 ?8 u3 r) Ucheers

maksim2046

that is great