香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die. # X2 I5 U! L$ q) }
甘多人死，唔见你死。
; n! R! k, v0 Y4 P; |1 d8 t1 u2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
: o. F/ S* ^  K6 z你教我以后点出嚟行? " v  k9 d/ D9 ?* h) r" k2 |
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
: x  o& y0 v2 y# X如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。
- |5 p% ?; R0 Y' h; q/ l1 w4 "I saw a pork chop"
* U4 F# a/ C, Y* q/ K) }我见到件猪扒啊。
4 t2 O! I0 l( `* l5 Are you road?
3 L, _! o1 O2 \+ m8 Y' Y你系咪路啊？ " g2 g& n$ g6 A. ^/ z& v+ T# d" W
6 What the water are you? # r) m5 E% X! Z
你系乜水啊？ ! L2 u$ y& P4 h7 B2 {9 ?* \
7 Do you big me?
. ^1 j& V6 `( b你大我啊？ $ Z& h7 u+ L$ F3 d) j$ A  {! C
8 Zebra chops people. * ]5 V  f$ b0 z: Q( Y: l/ {% \
班马劈友。 , _+ l$ ~! m3 O2 \' l. E* w7 w. P
9 The king of the cutting girl.
4 {$ ~+ V! f+ Y8 c! V0 n6 A界女王。 & Z5 }( {; a3 P
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. : q( k0 X  _2 J7 n) q
批我个头俾你当凳坐。
8 v$ C  W' b6 j, X0 X11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
5 d# ~! |2 b4 `0 V3 g/ D你当我无到？
# J8 |5 o1 O6 d12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. & @/ h2 H) W% f. v
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！
; `3 ~& f+ g% L( }$ j13 Today I was very black son. 0 Y3 a$ f% }( d0 R
今日我好黑仔。
8 z3 p0 o% s* B& s( ]% p14 I am wearing grass. 5 |/ {# Q8 w1 e7 O/ M+ q
我着紧草。
. j* u; b/ \& g: L3 P! k; u- p4 {15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
: y; }! _+ V* s, W% }你未够班同我讲数！
% j' F" B5 P# p. ~+ e$ B16 Two beat six.
: `7 o) p, _, N0 c7 _0 r5 V, w5 s- f' L二打六
5 K8 a+ i( Y, U7 `; I1 P2 L$ O) s* i17 Two five son.
- `. ?! J6 G# f) E9 q二五仔 3 o& H' l9 I) P  ~6 H1 _. P. w
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　
# p' Y& Q8 u/ q: t5 `琴琴青
$ J5 c: `. R+ G6 [' |7 v, c8 o! C19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　
% n. ]( N$ G1 B- {4 z4 M2 j1 n) Y我俾D顏色你睇睇！
; j0 K- \5 I! J/ Y20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　 6 S1 h5 z! h# e  }* S8 K4 N
蠢蠢欲動 。
4 W) N+ v7 {/ J$ x6 c21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
3 @4 K. v5 j6 n4 I' Q5 K" ^* N人山人海 。
! V# t7 z0 ?" ^22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　 9 H1 ^5 y8 E, J( D7 g2 s- D
你算老幾?
/ @1 L5 E& S8 L, K/ }. w7 U23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　 # X- l5 C4 |$ w8 m. v
你講乜鬼? 1 H+ \1 K/ W1 ?6 M
24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　 ( G0 [- K0 {& Y$ q( c; u; x4 p
我驚你有牙！
) C& ~8 H, i: q( Y+ o4 u' H25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　 ( ?" h0 ], M0 p5 l
心花怒放。   & J) R- y  S; R
Fish skin & ~; R" v5 A6 O/ d4 L
鱼皮 。 2 }( y  |3 r. D* ^
Monster of blowing water. 2 H7 E8 G) X- f: E1 K
吹水怪。
5 H0 j3 Z7 {' GFace green green ) \( h0 D2 D* E; x$ d
面青青。
# Q8 @4 ?  B. n- p- V/ V$ JYou see road carefully
6 I' u  n0 e# L" ^3 H  a你小心睇路
/ S' K. V( {; ~4 f  ]You go to street carefully 8 d/ t" k7 L( v: R
你出街小心D。
# H8 T. s1 F% CDo the world 8 y& q* P$ i  n3 l0 D
做世界 。
  I9 p& H! l, y1 tBig tea rice 4 Y9 G& p& Y- w4 I: s
大茶饭 。
3 W" h7 x9 {; |+ CAmerican chinese not enough.
: {2 U0 o4 u* o( j2 G* m美中不足。 9 @, m9 c8 }8 N
King eight egg. " W3 a& q/ R! @4 l9 i; k
王八蛋 + x' g& ?6 Z, ~
High hand.   O$ c- m: Y" N7 [: r" P+ n
高手 & ^8 T4 [8 ]8 u$ C

- }0 u- B" X9 y$ I: sOld dot.
7 v8 X! V0 J# _6 f1 Z2 T/ B老点 9 @# N- Q$ X, I, _, R0 Y' S3 R  z! v7 e
One old water 5 G' T! F' q7 C/ p  g
一旧水 % a0 ]+ u/ \, I/ ?2 x
I know your mouse. 8 r* ~  p  v, \% C4 Z3 ?/ `5 Q1 N
我识你老鼠！ 9 s# q! V% r: y  E" Q1 W# ~7 b# y
Measure water/Pound water. # R8 L/ o" v0 k# k6 I/ h& M/ \0 ^6 c
磅水
! }. z3 r* x6 k5 N; G' PA dragon service.
5 [# ^0 p' c- ]- T$ a% |一条龙服务
( d  X# E6 Z: A4 sPump water.
% c+ p' L( m6 N3 S7 o****
+ B1 R7 J) Q) YI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. / I7 E3 _# r8 z  ?9 h$ S3 P, ?. `
我吹鸡打你班友。
0 ~9 k5 G. W9 }# hYou jump building.
- Z' y( \9 N1 L: V/ l, v你跳楼啦。
7 M0 N0 {1 d5 z( a3 B3 G3 g5 vYou come back home and eat banana 3 d6 k% K- T; S- Q6 }
你返屋企食蕉啦
- H3 F0 L0 H9 [: VI give you a hair. 3 E2 j( `+ Q" I" G" A
我俾条毛你ar!
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Collect skin
  ]1 C5 ?4 R) a9 X' t; p5 I收皮 2 c" `& _% E# ~/ w
Collect father / o' u" I! s: Q
收爹   @, I2 i$ Y0 k, t- C3 |
You give me collect father.
( G. q1 ^& K2 A2 J+ `/ W你同我收爹！
9 P2 L: ~# `- X9 O  }) NLaugh die me.
; P0 y/ K8 ?$ v. m: Y$ h笑死我。
& G4 E. K6 Y, bYou give me stop. ; Y9 x' T% F# X
你同我企系度。
0 H  N$ `0 l: I5 B# I! `1 LEight woman
; [! v7 w$ |! X7 I# r八婆
0 l  x$ _, O. b- c! `( k& kEight woman,you are good! 8 E! M3 j- M: d
八婆，你好o野!
5 w  u+ c8 B3 d3 B+ ~1 J( w. fWhat the spring do you do? ' I, H/ H4 }! a! `$ y
你搞乜春啊? # B0 ^# U2 |0 M* M' H& l
A dog of eating dung * p+ J9 L* W: ~- S6 Z3 \* u
食屎狗 9 v$ l0 B. K' g& v, [
A ghost of ass 4 K: S/ w# ?, q* A8 P# F! a; T0 X  G
屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意...../ i. m5 M& S9 ~) J
都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

! k0 b5 H( _1 o& Z8 g. `' h2 S9 K! B6 G4 ?* O: {
totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......
; ^; |0 W; ]* C7 ?% r* h2 |this is not hong kong style english.....1 e- g3 T8 V) i
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....7 Q" U, j& b3 [
i've already ban this shit...
+ x& |5 q" ~7 Z2 c- R7 Bdon't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.