香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die. 3 n! ]) }0 s4 I) |
甘多人死，唔见你死。
, k0 ~* w# Z! X% O/ E) v! F2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? & m! V; c$ ?# E) o7 U6 _9 u
你教我以后点出嚟行? ' Z- t' l& d" j* O
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. ! y5 {+ T2 n* L8 O$ w4 i9 s, g! V
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 7 T( a2 `( J  W- ?% \, w- g
4 "I saw a pork chop"
. F! \9 e( Y+ [3 t我见到件猪扒啊。
- u+ X! F! C6 W5 Are you road? " p6 U) H: N8 p/ s2 f/ y: U
你系咪路啊？
4 ]) l4 m, g. i6 What the water are you? - g& M; s4 d+ A# E/ k
你系乜水啊？
2 a. y' i' l& i" P/ o- F( T7 Do you big me?
# h/ M9 P& ?! s3 i7 y+ J7 q你大我啊？
# U4 k2 H* S8 P) ^$ Y3 A8 Zebra chops people.
7 O  ~* V; B* B7 `4 o班马劈友。
: {" e" i3 U" s* U9 The king of the cutting girl. / s9 V/ i& ^9 g9 v; H* P- _1 S% C# v
界女王。 2 H1 R0 J( f) Y/ ~. V% m
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. ; ^3 V" z' Z3 ?/ `* y' f
批我个头俾你当凳坐。 0 M' Z8 y. [2 I  ?  y& e2 G2 t2 d
11 Do you think me didn't arrive? & D* o' G8 v) C& C
你当我无到？
+ G# A/ }1 Y/ S" M7 k12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. $ r  e! z# n  U- p1 v& h
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！
0 e* c7 ~$ `. S; E% b5 E; i13 Today I was very black son.
) j, m/ w8 X1 o# O今日我好黑仔。
5 \. j% Q2 ]- h9 t# r7 z. c% y14 I am wearing grass. % D( h0 z6 X( g  ]4 a3 J+ O2 [
我着紧草。
4 w) D1 V6 c3 X2 t15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! # a1 B/ M' Z- E) [& Z
你未够班同我讲数！ 5 P- j6 |5 j, `8 A+ \5 P
16 Two beat six.
! }: S+ Y; m" P二打六
& A4 h8 D/ O+ i# E8 ^% {17 Two five son.
  T4 U  g0 S' p二五仔 0 h# \0 }" D9 M
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　
$ s: x0 p: i1 k$ p琴琴青 9 h1 ?+ a& O7 a$ a6 C. ~1 e# M8 J* K
19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　 ) A3 r3 Q( G# q8 i; b( B6 s2 h
我俾D顏色你睇睇！ ) r1 D% M) F7 D% i) R% i) S
20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　
+ P6 i. j' ]/ K4 e蠢蠢欲動 。 ( p6 b/ j! @. s
21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
& [2 h' u4 e, w5 ]人山人海 。
9 e* _6 `3 X7 j7 }( A22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　
, t( h+ x' D; Y; ^9 M你算老幾? 2 j3 H! @, f. A) W) U; V
23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　
" y. @7 `  E1 H# B7 k6 N9 j3 ?  W你講乜鬼? 6 g; r& d3 o0 p; d7 C; {9 g7 C
24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　 6 \; b) {+ g8 b6 P" _
我驚你有牙！
  }4 P. ~2 x0 k5 u5 y7 r25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　 7 S5 n5 u  Z. v
心花怒放。   ! K$ H1 c, [1 \4 G" X1 {# u
Fish skin $ ~6 _1 B3 U% O6 T" z, d+ J
鱼皮 。
0 O4 X! q# a& ^+ f$ B1 C* x" m: AMonster of blowing water. , f/ O- x/ N! |+ b
吹水怪。 & d+ A* \/ X9 i3 T) W0 b
Face green green . y# r$ Q' N  |# j
面青青。
- b) n8 e" ~# R8 B  l- y/ xYou see road carefully
4 [: P: H2 j, t) E2 a9 E$ G你小心睇路 ; C* ~2 M5 M, T* o& u  r
You go to street carefully + {7 W- y, `, C, Y. d& b
你出街小心D。 % g" S# r4 s8 i' M
Do the world : L- i7 `) q2 A! E
做世界 。 6 K. g% l: w2 i/ N0 @8 z
Big tea rice % U4 l: N9 }3 V& `
大茶饭 。
: R7 M& O+ M* TAmerican chinese not enough. ! Y; j$ L2 t& U
美中不足。
0 Q$ Q: `  |1 G7 C" p8 wKing eight egg. # P( ]; s+ X, T$ `& W8 H
王八蛋
& ~1 W# z9 M8 ^) vHigh hand.
/ A: U9 ?$ E9 l3 F6 Y& Y9 M高手
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! ]. s$ T$ Y% Y  o; MOld dot. ' F4 o$ g( i0 v/ R) ^
老点
6 A; Z1 F2 X; ~, ]& WOne old water
) @) A2 @! I7 L' A/ n# E一旧水
; O9 d3 D1 N- ^I know your mouse. $ m7 \7 z( U/ ]* ?: K1 `$ Y1 x
我识你老鼠！
* L0 f& i- V! F. F; FMeasure water/Pound water.
% w' u) w$ d) J/ x* T  G* f) e8 C. m磅水 2 E+ k5 H# s8 U- j! a
A dragon service. * ^' x8 E# a2 v5 T1 |) W0 K
一条龙服务
3 d( p/ e7 M5 `$ t- CPump water. " ?, |3 I6 [- k9 w
**** ; q7 N0 M. l; F1 m5 M6 m
I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
/ C* a5 k/ ^7 F- d4 V! C- {$ |我吹鸡打你班友。
$ X1 L  z3 v& L% g  pYou jump building.
* \: G+ h* p$ k7 w8 Q7 d$ S) ?. l你跳楼啦。 % J1 y& Y0 x6 f9 Y7 |/ v
You come back home and eat banana
7 S( ]0 B7 j( z' Y! [( G/ w6 h你返屋企食蕉啦 / V1 p; d2 ?* P
I give you a hair.
; D8 R2 f" U; }# Y5 {4 U我俾条毛你ar!
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9 v) d, z6 Y. _* pCollect skin
3 l+ O, m9 {( b6 l收皮
$ r" }* b/ F. jCollect father 5 u2 P: V# u/ H+ F( M, z
收爹
# h' d- _# F( z- P) N9 y$ `You give me collect father. ) w8 j) h+ G0 f/ V# b$ H( H
你同我收爹！ ( {0 ^+ X* s) ~% d7 P+ |
Laugh die me. $ q9 b* v; _2 Z: U- x9 w, L. W
笑死我。
, D5 A6 d2 P+ ]9 p9 VYou give me stop. . C7 E' O7 M1 u3 i; ]  H2 h
你同我企系度。
( z# n: G) \1 YEight woman 1 K& G. `  L/ }3 P
八婆
2 E- w7 i0 H6 p8 t; P0 P$ y7 rEight woman,you are good!
/ h: ~: Q9 |' X/ j. e$ A' W八婆，你好o野! , m) G' f% {8 y0 Q- q
What the spring do you do? 7 ~! u1 s' u5 V8 u
你搞乜春啊? ! H7 {- m; D8 t1 q+ J; S1 I" P
A dog of eating dung % R* X/ t3 [# G; B
食屎狗 $ X* }4 S- ]9 H1 Q" H8 m  n. N1 ^
A ghost of ass   P2 l4 O- I2 R9 [, Z
屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....
4 h# X9 M3 m+ @- K/ I都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......7 V3 O7 l3 M6 ^# L, R/ d7 R% o
this is not hong kong style english.....
8 ~1 j% b) w* A0 g/ c  Wthis nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....& u9 d: s  N3 B2 K  y+ ^7 ?
i've already ban this shit..." g( U& r0 U6 {6 R5 @' Z, E
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.