香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die.
5 U8 B' v4 U! M$ J' h+ ]甘多人死，唔见你死。
' ?9 V+ ~! o4 V8 p2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 5 A& L- s5 k& \5 A# N# ]( `8 E& F2 ]
你教我以后点出嚟行?
# I5 f3 o+ \7 c0 Y1 K3 B3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. ' J/ R( S( w. V; W
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 1 W, g6 W  G* O( v7 v6 Q6 F
4 "I saw a pork chop"
; ?8 [3 ]9 u5 j; e. |我见到件猪扒啊。
9 h2 E, @4 d" @: M# [5 Are you road? / e- i0 E3 r' H0 o8 D, I' f
你系咪路啊？
9 T  p$ Y/ T) h! V6 What the water are you?
8 M8 t8 `/ F2 o3 s4 ?/ I  A) B3 z你系乜水啊？
+ b, T1 _) y! n& d4 a7 Do you big me?
/ u7 Z1 Q; x3 g( @- Q: P你大我啊？ ! v) o- T/ C3 y$ f# W
8 Zebra chops people.
) |2 k4 Q7 z3 p) ~$ L- I/ ?7 }% C, V班马劈友。 1 D6 v# U, x7 c# i- H( b) K9 e
9 The king of the cutting girl. # e1 k$ d4 O# u) F5 i6 h
界女王。 " Z4 x8 A8 d6 L
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.   O) r* Q9 e) ?0 N0 [
批我个头俾你当凳坐。
" B3 A" l8 ^; C3 r. d11 Do you think me didn't arrive? + v# x  F+ H! Q1 G; ?
你当我无到？
8 k- j; x0 ~# }( q12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. 8 w: c* j/ K# R( e1 h& y; p
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ " c  A7 T& O6 h% K/ g* Z! `. i: X
13 Today I was very black son.
3 [& c0 \3 }$ v' l* y! f  `今日我好黑仔。 3 \. \; G& x- r
14 I am wearing grass. , C) @4 k% ?' ?) v; i3 N/ S6 o
我着紧草。 2 |3 J+ _2 G2 ~, N% z5 X+ \1 @
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
$ g* U2 N  d5 v5 W$ D( T' v: P你未够班同我讲数！ " [3 \# f" @) E' H, }
16 Two beat six. : O0 u) y. A  ]( E9 q# B2 r
二打六 + u9 B, t$ D, H0 Q  v
17 Two five son.
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( s! J/ m5 q7 v18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　 ' `# j! ?* L4 B" j/ _2 t
琴琴青 7 N$ P6 F  b& Y' V
19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　 # W4 u  f6 U; q. u6 @( p
我俾D顏色你睇睇！
1 M) U" B) Y6 J, h+ j) A1 Y1 ^( d20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　 ' o6 W+ w0 r; {
蠢蠢欲動 。 " d! J0 W7 i( A' ^9 v+ G0 [
21 People mountain people sea .　　　　 4 h( ~) |8 x! e
人山人海 。 / Z# \2 I  Z, S/ @! z6 D- U
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　
3 {$ z$ t3 Z8 |  y$ o; K你算老幾? 5 E4 ?4 T4 N; m0 T, p
23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　
9 b" @( ?; ~( ~你講乜鬼? $ @2 f3 }) ]* r! [! A' q" [$ N
24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　
( `3 X5 d- z" B9 f  g" ]& k我驚你有牙！ 1 M; J2 P9 X& o8 i& Z! N6 Y
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　
4 Q+ @6 B4 q9 f心花怒放。   & B+ V# E, ]& k: @5 D, a
Fish skin * K) s) [% G3 _/ T" g- M2 K2 Z
鱼皮 。
  S8 n5 x# Y) r8 f( ~3 s" zMonster of blowing water.
; e* `/ C: Y% r# d/ |! l吹水怪。 / R  W* |. o4 t0 c5 {; @
Face green green 3 q/ \( O: E( L/ R: [4 S/ _- g$ c
面青青。
! {( s! g$ x+ ~/ v7 \9 Q4 ^+ gYou see road carefully
1 l! j/ z/ l8 {你小心睇路 # j' d" E* _+ u& g" G9 \/ X
You go to street carefully ( ]7 O: N1 F* a5 N! f! o* C# \2 O
你出街小心D。 3 J, e3 T, y7 ?' Z- f* _* P( M; g4 t
Do the world * r- A+ }8 E  h4 X
做世界 。
5 C1 y6 f2 N* C/ z+ hBig tea rice
6 ?( i$ W/ [- B3 b! y1 p  m( T0 [: o大茶饭 。
' Z6 h- k* D, @+ U% ~0 {6 VAmerican chinese not enough.
5 r2 z% u2 |  g) ~美中不足。 " s7 E9 u8 x$ w6 M
King eight egg.
. y6 n, r3 n4 ]; u1 d6 Q王八蛋 & ~, ]/ K2 h  f8 r  p+ S2 [
High hand. : A8 N3 P; {5 x6 K8 C
高手
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Old dot. 0 O6 l, o! R+ l' Q* ~
老点
) M5 _" X: p: O) E( f# L1 gOne old water $ n; y" |9 W/ C5 w( ?
一旧水
* W( L3 V8 a1 fI know your mouse.
0 M* k1 \: |+ [# g! w我识你老鼠！ 6 R8 u- r8 Q8 C9 a7 C
Measure water/Pound water. 4 Z# T5 T- r8 P" n: K9 Y/ q) _
磅水 0 k, a; P* ]3 z$ ]. d6 ?4 R
A dragon service. % U* t. O+ o% r  ^+ p7 I
一条龙服务
9 U% @& P- r& u* I. [Pump water. ! b) y- w7 I( f9 K% x! z3 |
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
# Z- W& n" q9 x4 j我吹鸡打你班友。
: q% f  n$ f* m6 Q. u6 rYou jump building. 3 [" _6 c% m) l! L) y
你跳楼啦。
: J+ l. G& m) p) ~You come back home and eat banana 5 S! e7 W4 \0 O; C
你返屋企食蕉啦 % \5 v- z1 k) P* d" L, w
I give you a hair.
9 o. v* Y# T7 w我俾条毛你ar!
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5 h& p  j+ {1 f2 pCollect skin 4 O6 f3 \/ N* M& ~9 }2 ~
收皮   _4 h3 j; U4 }% X8 p; _
Collect father
6 K- y0 S9 l# K/ z: U收爹 ' W# A( }9 q: p  F& n2 U
You give me collect father. ; D) b" v( P& D& Y
你同我收爹！ , F5 ]5 P, G! W4 P
Laugh die me. $ \5 l6 B% J  i+ `; q. q
笑死我。
& Y; g% B# J9 B# g; b8 XYou give me stop. : f" K) A$ F, c: m6 n
你同我企系度。 1 d# W% W: D9 ?' a1 C+ p
Eight woman % W3 Q3 g; p, B/ f, T8 h. X
八婆 - ^6 ~; g% d0 \5 x7 b) c# @$ x0 b
Eight woman,you are good!
2 i0 D" c% M  E) x' I- g八婆，你好o野!
. w2 ?" ]1 Y6 A# ~  m$ g3 h2 tWhat the spring do you do? ) p4 ~' O3 {* ?. M/ t- j! v/ W
你搞乜春啊?
! s* o  x2 [# OA dog of eating dung
" z0 M" P. [. Z. I. Q+ j食屎狗
) Q7 p" @9 b/ q$ K, NA ghost of ass
& t, {* [+ r4 _' Z( t屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....
6 e3 K" F% p( G1 `. A都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......: ]" h0 \% ]" Z0 K( K4 g( {
this is not hong kong style english.....: o) g# n( G, n3 Z3 E$ d* E4 b
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....3 J! [+ a' W+ [/ l; v& f
i've already ban this shit...' ]& R+ V! S% W' R9 o
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.