香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die. & r' a% j$ I* r3 x: g7 |' l' H
甘多人死，唔见你死。 * F% O& n1 S! G% Q/ c! [
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 3 ]! Y4 z( v. }2 |5 G& t
你教我以后点出嚟行? 0 b+ q3 l: A2 {$ k
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
/ g- d  m  Z( T. c( ]1 B如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 : N3 N& K6 D+ l% _6 C0 O  b
4 "I saw a pork chop"
( [5 z' t3 ^; @我见到件猪扒啊。
, m$ Q' F2 `6 W, K! J# o) m5 Are you road? 6 @. C7 I) a! G; f  K4 O
你系咪路啊？ 4 u, t6 H( V3 g
6 What the water are you? # j+ H# L& i1 @* S  r
你系乜水啊？ # ?/ k6 X' u) w/ c& H& Z
7 Do you big me?
4 u' d1 ~4 a. C5 I你大我啊？ ; G. e* [4 ~& V4 I. x' }
8 Zebra chops people.
" ~; ~. s; b5 l班马劈友。 - g) ^1 b7 K' P. a( H0 C6 C
9 The king of the cutting girl.
6 u) W! [& w5 I* j界女王。
2 G  Y0 ?9 D- y. m5 J/ W10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. / f1 B- L) v2 j# |; Y5 Y
批我个头俾你当凳坐。 $ W8 t6 d8 [' E% Q* X& V
11 Do you think me didn't arrive? ! |4 S" U3 `: G
你当我无到？
* s: s* H: E+ l2 i2 S2 s12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
  F4 I% A  K' q, Q; |' a& q8 @7 o7 T你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！
7 P. E8 t$ B/ q* g- \7 V/ S- Y3 E1 F13 Today I was very black son.
5 l6 Z! U0 O3 l; z( Z今日我好黑仔。
( L) k* D% W2 `- F  u  w14 I am wearing grass.
( z: R! O( B3 h. ~8 H; n我着紧草。 % ?1 v0 V5 ?$ `0 `5 Y
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
1 a9 D) r4 `1 M; y) J) g你未够班同我讲数！
' E7 c% M* G2 p$ z& ]" ^16 Two beat six. . b+ L/ R5 D  Y1 W2 E6 i7 @
二打六
0 d. f+ W7 [1 X& T17 Two five son.
3 u+ m' G6 O+ ~6 \. c' @二五仔
- E& h0 ]; O$ P1 E1 e18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　 6 m) l: {' R- s0 Q3 U5 n$ y
琴琴青
  g! J/ f2 d+ {) U' \19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　 8 X1 u/ O, L3 \" w7 i/ z% ]7 a7 D
我俾D顏色你睇睇！
$ w8 z5 ?' V& b' t/ [20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　 % \8 w: p/ Z- Q* l! z6 y) Y4 |
蠢蠢欲動 。 . l, }2 |% W/ a* f" u, ?
21 People mountain people sea .　　　　 7 N6 g1 R: ~7 `, c% a
人山人海 。 2 x$ `$ @  D' U6 `/ ~! x0 M5 p
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　
; O( q( w+ s4 b% f+ u# z你算老幾? / s( J0 Y" e& b1 J" o  J) E* O
23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　 0 d" o' w  O; k5 r* S! p
你講乜鬼?
" E: t- I6 E: @% G* e24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　
; i, o/ K- K' t! [* _我驚你有牙！ ( `4 H( J8 q; J
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　 , E  j! b5 F- o, [4 l
心花怒放。   6 G1 G2 X4 C7 M/ B! g1 g
Fish skin & C0 x+ h) ^8 g! V( ?% b$ ]
鱼皮 。
1 s4 J- |2 e2 R/ J+ ZMonster of blowing water. / T# H: u7 [  t" h
吹水怪。 * d0 l' z- a  `7 C
Face green green
9 R! P- x3 T( b2 R3 ?; f3 \, ?面青青。 " O& K5 Q  _" @# U) d/ r7 f" {
You see road carefully
9 F# J% V9 r/ v你小心睇路
1 k6 Y, }/ U4 ZYou go to street carefully
# ?/ T# P, z  u2 _9 X& q" v: |你出街小心D。 % t: X0 Z  u, s; ?. Q. W& [+ r/ @( }
Do the world
! l) Q& r/ P: x7 Z& S做世界 。
  Y. {' d* S$ o8 d6 E+ GBig tea rice
* g. k, q; _+ S大茶饭 。
7 d. m. O( T3 t' E8 ]1 _American chinese not enough.
: |/ \# `" U: S- T% q& c6 u美中不足。 " _3 N3 ]# i9 i! U6 i
King eight egg. * W" m6 ?% L! e4 d. W
王八蛋
3 g  A2 M$ a: X- nHigh hand.
% |7 @8 C7 z+ r# e* p) g高手
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# [1 I, I, \) h8 xOld dot.
* N) ~8 Q. c& E老点 2 E3 o. f1 A. W1 o, P; ]+ c2 f% t
One old water 6 x# t; T* q- V7 h! a& C
一旧水
! Z2 S, R/ F7 G& q6 zI know your mouse.
- m$ @/ U7 c; k3 |7 x' k/ g我识你老鼠！ . i0 @9 s# i( u7 F
Measure water/Pound water. 5 m/ ?! h) D. b* |7 m- X+ n3 u
磅水
9 k5 s0 e" m3 n/ V6 A+ dA dragon service. 5 {: Y9 L1 y- |% I$ }$ ?
一条龙服务
0 y  F, g% Y3 X! b  L9 zPump water.
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.   R" ?: ~; M% A& D
我吹鸡打你班友。
+ _4 X; Y' `1 U4 q% KYou jump building.
" S: y: |1 n8 b4 z4 }& P3 T' n( p你跳楼啦。
, t+ E0 T% ]+ Z. j1 Q5 AYou come back home and eat banana 4 n4 I" c0 H! t' q3 a( H, U
你返屋企食蕉啦
) {0 ?6 K0 ?" v  O- k2 q' L$ dI give you a hair. : p+ ?" z: {. \' i( p
我俾条毛你ar!
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Collect skin ; b8 V0 ~+ B  J! q
收皮
0 w1 f8 `2 J0 B- G+ c& {) M+ ECollect father
  l8 D; Q1 Q0 x$ d4 L' I% o4 t) B收爹
/ W6 O; a/ z* u/ D2 O' S' SYou give me collect father. 5 V1 A! a  n3 N/ E
你同我收爹！ $ z( i- Q6 t. H5 L
Laugh die me.
) {+ j$ {$ V8 z' }笑死我。
3 T- @& Z! o- G( ~2 }You give me stop. * |7 [0 q. k6 c: J
你同我企系度。
4 x& ?( ]! e- ~Eight woman
7 O" G4 P+ U2 U- ^% [八婆 5 r& U4 Z9 O# g6 x2 z3 O7 g9 D) \
Eight woman,you are good! . b) k3 O1 b' `" T6 x6 h# X1 w4 E  M$ v
八婆，你好o野! ! F  G8 P# M# f5 n/ }& E4 @
What the spring do you do? ) ?' i/ w9 Z( }  r1 O' }
你搞乜春啊?
6 ^; t' C7 d: j$ G% \' Y$ MA dog of eating dung & u7 i# h& f/ _) [. L6 @( j, A
食屎狗 6 w2 M0 p5 c1 [, B2 T. l! c! Y" J- H
A ghost of ass
. ^, I3 z; C7 |屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....
& N9 Y2 H9 b$ ?都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

4 k5 h- }+ L' T) g$ D3 X4 j" \4 h. m5 Z) q
totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......
  w* m, w; G  D! p: o. w# Tthis is not hong kong style english.....' ?, ]3 @* h" R1 D2 b! T3 t
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....
- d+ \* A, R, w5 p7 |6 U3 g" ui've already ban this shit..., w$ y, d7 L+ o# c0 ^
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.