香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die. 7 W0 }! K# l, R! d/ x8 f: Z' t) ~
甘多人死，唔见你死。 ( R) V. O% m7 P( F- D5 Z; v
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
" v& |1 Z2 l( u" x3 M你教我以后点出嚟行?
$ d# x3 }' u3 Z' i, B( V7 T3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
! v2 f4 x7 P$ i5 ^如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。
# M+ ?  A: s( e- o7 v4 "I saw a pork chop"
, I3 j% ^' i/ [* c0 `3 ?我见到件猪扒啊。
" Z* p2 W0 B! Q1 J" X5 Are you road? / V( m9 B" J1 ~7 E
你系咪路啊？ 0 g' U) D9 z) r4 g9 X; b
6 What the water are you? - X" E4 [2 V" y* n
你系乜水啊？
5 u2 Z4 g) ?  c+ f7 Do you big me?
$ O2 V# i3 `- e9 F6 Q% [9 p你大我啊？ 1 r+ l' w- q! X% i
8 Zebra chops people.
0 V8 U( n$ [7 I" g* s# Q班马劈友。
/ {5 M; b' W0 Y9 The king of the cutting girl.   n0 N6 j+ _4 T
界女王。
3 ?- w+ B* N' ~4 [, j10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. 3 P! j# M8 }+ m# Z6 O; q: o
批我个头俾你当凳坐。 , j& H/ Z7 Y4 h$ r, w7 X- n
11 Do you think me didn't arrive? ( t- B6 A% B# A
你当我无到？ : b6 Z+ J, U1 I0 \" r
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. % f  {5 K. _+ V, h; _
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ ( Z; X- ~. a- {7 t
13 Today I was very black son. " S; V# C0 O: R% x" h" z9 h9 L
今日我好黑仔。
+ }) w1 ]3 H) X2 y14 I am wearing grass. 4 s! ^* ]! ]$ \) ?$ ?9 U: f7 E0 j
我着紧草。 1 ]/ ]" T( Y+ ^: t3 a
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! ; Q0 k+ \- x6 }1 O( y
你未够班同我讲数！ ! e" ?; O: g) e
16 Two beat six.
  A/ x2 x8 Q# F. T二打六 ' K6 b; ^3 t) Z7 c# F3 B
17 Two five son.   U- W- T6 |3 e. u( g% j) _$ U
二五仔
* `* V% L- B6 J/ D7 k7 Z! q18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　 + f$ V: f: @. c9 Y! A
琴琴青
5 b5 V$ g; P, Z# _9 h$ A2 f$ b! v19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　
3 M* g7 f4 h1 {0 O2 z( |我俾D顏色你睇睇！
8 n% x  L  ?& X/ W+ T' h- b: ]20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　
* f% y2 e; M7 y8 N3 e蠢蠢欲動 。
0 g7 i# O; O3 h' \" ]: ?21 People mountain people sea .　　　　 7 s8 c( g0 P& U% _; m6 f5 H
人山人海 。
/ P8 E/ N( z0 m( k22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　
( x) P6 v  a5 j0 W你算老幾? ; \# x1 J  n9 ^$ g
23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　 " l5 [6 |  W1 n
你講乜鬼? 8 t$ S5 `3 m' H
24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　 5 g0 M  B) \- |2 u0 I/ D# S( v
我驚你有牙！
& E) N# s" K) t9 v25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　 5 \+ l7 G+ K8 b: K8 w6 A
心花怒放。   
! g* a0 X0 L& R* {" t/ mFish skin
5 v) _' M2 m% @' q- Q1 M; x- j鱼皮 。
/ q5 L6 @; w1 x6 ~Monster of blowing water.   V* r1 m1 J2 b- k+ h  a2 a
吹水怪。
% E4 e7 y) M- j! n' mFace green green 0 L& S" U4 j% W* b* P
面青青。 . ~3 O' P8 ~+ e) ?. |1 [+ H9 \
You see road carefully 2 e! {. X/ o9 S5 `
你小心睇路
7 ]" x4 I" u. h; N: yYou go to street carefully # a$ h3 z: p: t8 V0 N% i* m
你出街小心D。
& ]4 s4 H3 v% C' A' mDo the world   |7 b) F& |! T7 f% O
做世界 。 : c1 r8 W# i5 M+ N
Big tea rice ) L( w7 F2 \. A+ p/ U
大茶饭 。
( N9 H% ~4 n0 S! P, rAmerican chinese not enough.
$ L7 R- N: o1 U' @+ y美中不足。
2 c$ u& X6 }  X% h6 w1 p2 ?King eight egg. " b/ B. [; }4 L% F3 L! B
王八蛋
4 {9 `0 p- k6 W! `1 LHigh hand.
# y) \: [$ c4 O高手
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Old dot.
1 D& q: I) N4 T, t, P/ _: n( P老点 ) v/ p- d& \, K2 S0 d! ^" g
One old water 0 ~3 e- O" d: Y' d! u
一旧水 # E9 U  g' s" J) m' J: i+ O, |+ d
I know your mouse.
- a8 [) O0 x: B- q( V我识你老鼠！ 2 w* t2 d- M( g/ r  g
Measure water/Pound water. 4 s$ N/ x; w* [
磅水
$ q0 {+ m. M4 m) f4 {% V- D+ aA dragon service.
  e7 o# r$ H4 c一条龙服务
; C7 \6 Q/ h0 M0 c# a. d1 }Pump water.
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. . Y1 g7 S. z8 Y" @# U
我吹鸡打你班友。 ' y9 [% ?4 r- ?0 [4 U& ?
You jump building.
9 I3 t. \# @8 p9 x' ^/ L. Y你跳楼啦。 * z2 H7 Q( [4 ?8 m, j
You come back home and eat banana / O2 _/ u- y& q/ ?' F9 p' `8 b6 w& A
你返屋企食蕉啦 ; Q  l7 Y3 O, ]" t: b
I give you a hair.
. t# O1 N1 f6 u# p0 h我俾条毛你ar!
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' Z0 C) A0 d3 @Collect skin
: }5 V+ `' w) _1 o0 K* G! k收皮
& n" M3 K% R& {5 O+ \Collect father 6 {2 ~. I* Q7 T2 @8 W5 d% ?7 l
收爹
* @/ L& e) U$ MYou give me collect father.
* T$ H% p8 H' ?' v0 q7 _你同我收爹！
+ L- K+ ]+ }% F  CLaugh die me. & a# l  b  b+ N0 A7 i  P+ V
笑死我。
; Z. i0 p# F, A7 f! TYou give me stop. 8 R# T4 Q  N! D1 Y( G6 N7 E
你同我企系度。
3 x8 t+ I; Y/ S6 Z" jEight woman
& r6 r! c3 I( j八婆
) V' v4 p; E4 c+ B( d# gEight woman,you are good! 4 Y" o7 b7 _3 U7 x/ ?2 S
八婆，你好o野!
7 x, \* R% r' ]* ~* R  Z9 hWhat the spring do you do?
/ d: `2 m! b/ g$ Q0 ~你搞乜春啊? 2 h8 w. j7 L) {* I+ e3 n3 u
A dog of eating dung
$ k  @6 Z. _4 T食屎狗
0 f- r% P1 n8 F7 @2 d# G8 oA ghost of ass ' {7 u8 G3 C: [
屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....
: ^8 t4 e' {4 z' A都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......
9 E  R2 ^- s" b. X7 ]3 J, |6 Cthis is not hong kong style english.....
1 r; O, S6 Q- G( ~* Othis nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....
  |9 G7 b5 J) y6 m+ S' @4 Si've already ban this shit...8 v# T# w, c  {% Z2 D3 t' L/ s
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.