香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die.
, v! P; u" j+ Y4 }! e甘多人死，唔见你死。
1 ]% N$ a% [- l; n$ j2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 4 A% M' z8 d; _) T; W7 h
你教我以后点出嚟行?   _) Q. S& C* R& i$ K
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. * {0 M+ O6 B+ p1 W4 B- s
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。
2 ?& ~7 Z) l6 A. C1 ~1 d+ _4 "I saw a pork chop" & M+ t5 ^: ]7 r8 b1 o4 ]- u
我见到件猪扒啊。
7 ~) i9 F0 S2 r1 n7 |8 I! f  q5 Are you road?
; W, g9 x4 f. w9 \你系咪路啊？ - ]) T" I2 n9 D$ f. V, J
6 What the water are you?
9 p" `# b8 L( M/ n: v! W9 n你系乜水啊？
1 d  c, `% }# R" G9 Y7 Do you big me?
- f1 X* G* L. C& u你大我啊？ , G- N' L; _2 R; e2 c. G& l' o/ Z% p1 [
8 Zebra chops people. 4 _( Z; R9 @0 N# B) f2 F
班马劈友。 ! u/ R. `% ?6 k4 j( K- W0 p
9 The king of the cutting girl.
2 v: l5 ^- g; D界女王。
2 z1 L. S* L# t- r10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
$ E5 \1 a. W5 s! l. M批我个头俾你当凳坐。 * w( d6 F% s7 P) Y( T$ J
11 Do you think me didn't arrive? 5 G: r6 j. J, U3 r2 l
你当我无到？
- L8 O6 }7 T0 n1 s0 U12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. - b+ R) a7 ~6 e" L4 K$ K! _
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！
' s9 M$ \& {  Q# b1 R13 Today I was very black son.
3 Q( w. y6 K% P9 v2 Y9 j9 K" S今日我好黑仔。
0 k& d$ |* X$ V# l& j; g14 I am wearing grass. # J, z, }( G7 V: @3 {
我着紧草。
; p9 O* H# k5 r6 C15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! ! _$ `6 R. J% m' s) B3 _& Y
你未够班同我讲数！ / y, @0 o# P+ H1 U* E! p3 G: C
16 Two beat six. 2 `, @; S" J. B3 d6 Z# r
二打六
! L  ?2 T' A! d- i1 w2 \17 Two five son. ' Z- q$ V+ h8 F: @
二五仔 , `' d7 a( Q. P) H2 n
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　
# w, p1 G8 @5 i$ t2 a琴琴青
" ^- ]% A+ `- P* v3 L/ ^19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　
. S( K5 O( F/ ]7 B我俾D顏色你睇睇！
6 Y' R' g: j: A1 k: u, o20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　 1 g! j" ~% C' F& @0 h2 v
蠢蠢欲動 。 % d. m" b5 Q. E9 i
21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
( \) {4 P% ]$ p% v人山人海 。
& x6 \# J* k4 _7 u4 X, d% ]22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　 3 |. \5 z( l% g6 K1 u
你算老幾?   ]3 ~4 q- ^$ W: J
23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　 * Q* {! v  _7 M' Q
你講乜鬼? 4 h, F, F7 x/ F! Q) a8 W/ N
24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　 5 w; V$ N8 ^1 s9 B/ r  Z
我驚你有牙！
' j/ J# I( k' C+ V25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　
0 D+ z) z. l( |$ t* {0 ], T7 m3 ?心花怒放。   
4 s) P1 T" |- Y5 n1 G2 n. TFish skin $ Q2 t8 L! Z1 z$ F. F( f$ I
鱼皮 。
- P- b) o! t) X; L7 t" e7 dMonster of blowing water. , s8 H6 C- Y6 G; `( v4 q# {
吹水怪。 , o8 E8 h! L& G+ a: \; u
Face green green 5 T9 X/ o1 u" T9 K
面青青。 2 M! h* W6 w! B- l" L' X
You see road carefully 4 R8 u: s4 M& e0 q7 V3 o
你小心睇路
3 a( F, [$ _% U; D4 ]; X" d: GYou go to street carefully ' H9 Q/ c$ [1 C; I0 [
你出街小心D。 3 O$ B& w7 |8 T1 [% o$ G
Do the world
( T, r3 @! K2 n$ N做世界 。 # N+ S6 N6 b* D
Big tea rice " |2 q5 o5 d; [3 q6 l
大茶饭 。
: \5 G8 Y$ z2 j& B$ GAmerican chinese not enough.
' A9 D5 e( U: k6 j! |! q) i美中不足。 % F  o3 ^  O' I& {5 V& I7 {: }
King eight egg. 9 [% _& g4 g" O, W
王八蛋
- e7 G2 Q/ Z8 v9 j; j3 zHigh hand.
0 L/ I' @4 H8 |1 w) k7 I# |3 C' M1 [' I高手 " p) J- m; [3 ?

9 f* c: R* H# xOld dot.
7 R) f; {3 @& \) n2 _老点 # j, W$ E1 y) k% x4 ?4 _( I
One old water
6 h* c! ~6 S; Z5 x一旧水 . S( J8 r- D7 w
I know your mouse. ; F2 b$ x3 ^1 k0 B
我识你老鼠！ 7 g! j8 _0 n+ Y9 @6 Y+ h6 Z& e
Measure water/Pound water. 6 O& \+ z; l0 W& Q( `2 ~  \
磅水
/ @% @1 b6 Q, _; y, tA dragon service.
9 D  V: |0 L2 l6 C一条龙服务
- D; \" V4 x$ q% sPump water.
! j+ {7 J( p; E2 s, |****
9 l4 r/ p  q. a' hI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
/ r& N& K0 O. O6 M( b" g我吹鸡打你班友。 1 t: S* X9 X3 ]' |3 ~% x
You jump building. ) ?+ O1 Q8 P- o8 w1 A
你跳楼啦。 1 U# ]- U. g" ]1 W' i  _
You come back home and eat banana , F5 n. J$ H2 u" p) O! U- l/ q
你返屋企食蕉啦 7 V2 ~1 H) d2 C* T5 X5 w1 o
I give you a hair. 1 c$ X2 a1 V( h" I
我俾条毛你ar!
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, I4 x/ ]- h5 u# L( DCollect skin ' e4 H) D& K9 Y
收皮 ) J4 e$ V/ b3 [  ^
Collect father ' z% P6 T7 B3 n+ T
收爹 ( Z' b- i6 `/ M
You give me collect father.
: _0 e1 }. s) }! d5 G你同我收爹！
8 {4 ~2 O2 j0 I% A" ?+ F# ZLaugh die me.
" J5 n8 {" n5 C& @! [笑死我。
5 |6 m6 U" E# |' ^' q* KYou give me stop. . f" n) ]9 C! y9 X
你同我企系度。 : M% @' x) ]$ G1 X1 [
Eight woman 9 k. [5 |( y2 ?. w) t: F5 s  J4 k
八婆
+ w3 i+ _6 \0 x3 B; {Eight woman,you are good! : `9 j* s# ]$ u8 K  u1 T( T
八婆，你好o野! 4 r( w- K5 O/ P. n) r& x
What the spring do you do? % |& f2 a2 A+ i( i+ f
你搞乜春啊? 3 y) _' _9 ~& E* ?9 J/ `
A dog of eating dung
& D2 `: c& Q' j, J; D" ^! V食屎狗 - s. L0 k' I  Q& X# q9 {1 N7 n
A ghost of ass
$ v4 w: q9 v7 q屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....
! J9 D2 x2 t9 P5 [9 v- c都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......
' H7 ?2 k# t/ L: J! Y( }) E2 q* b# Rthis is not hong kong style english.....
4 Q0 M+ x$ @: Fthis nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....& x  X& }; `) r
i've already ban this shit...) Z3 \7 |1 ^* I8 P
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.