香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die.
3 o) {0 n) c4 h* b甘多人死，唔见你死。 6 K0 i7 m0 m0 u# P
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 6 y1 |1 L; W0 _( r7 g
你教我以后点出嚟行?
, I  X1 o6 \" T& f4 x4 D* M3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
$ a$ W  C* v$ d1 V$ d) o& d3 S: d, I. L如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 7 J5 t3 O4 O! d# W5 n# q
4 "I saw a pork chop" " ]) m. ^3 A) G% K
我见到件猪扒啊。 $ I( A5 q" f5 Y& j2 n
5 Are you road? . n: C5 r/ _, [5 b' t6 M6 l+ Y
你系咪路啊？
3 @6 d5 k8 K8 w! |$ z6 What the water are you? & Z8 y: B8 M4 S
你系乜水啊？ + Y* I% T! o& o7 b" o* I
7 Do you big me? - U% [) O- _. r3 [. o
你大我啊？
$ o" n8 x& }! ?& n8 ^% ^: Z8 Zebra chops people. * c4 I' i* q- C; h% I, K
班马劈友。
$ I0 X5 ^! [" K5 E5 w" V9 The king of the cutting girl. $ |9 H; W9 {. q5 r& d8 \
界女王。
2 N* {( C1 {' |! g. B8 F10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
  ?. D9 P% e( ?6 ]1 U批我个头俾你当凳坐。 " ]$ ]* u6 k/ C4 ?+ B( ~
11 Do you think me didn't arrive? + `4 A& ^: b: o* Q: C* m
你当我无到？ + l5 C  n: g9 d7 |/ n" v
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
+ o, A( H$ G( K3 B% a' I! l3 K' U你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！
1 Y7 l: T" n2 x13 Today I was very black son. + W( ~4 c. `' C3 J: ]  ^
今日我好黑仔。
' K3 b+ y+ F" u) P3 m- {, E14 I am wearing grass. 7 ^, J7 h5 C5 W5 O7 [1 G
我着紧草。 / q  E* j: _, Y
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! / [2 a  R* L8 o: ?: r& C# B
你未够班同我讲数！ 1 y1 x  Y; z7 u2 X
16 Two beat six.
% K* D9 N- z0 G! s二打六
6 N: R- X6 Q+ b17 Two five son.
! f, F3 P4 m3 G$ |$ ~7 S2 W, c: E二五仔 2 ?2 d7 l5 Y5 U! w0 i  k( H. B1 B
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　 , T+ k" Z, l; X7 c' A0 d- I) S
琴琴青 $ G( j$ i  E* x. H
19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　
4 Q/ s% Q- ?9 R/ b6 m7 K我俾D顏色你睇睇！ ! x8 S$ C3 Q/ v! U9 F
20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　
+ R5 i, {1 h- v, h) v4 I5 Z蠢蠢欲動 。 ; p' ?; n5 n0 \% u
21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
" O# w5 e/ L2 T4 q1 t8 a, M& Z人山人海 。 . X( W( z- L* h+ r7 u% V& y
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　 6 z* P/ Q( y, O! j3 F4 d
你算老幾? 4 T. Z$ j) c& S
23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　
2 P6 e' Q0 {5 u* P* @/ ~你講乜鬼? 2 y, j% O9 ^: [; u" ^
24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　 " V- [0 ]* P& G" S  n, V
我驚你有牙！ ! ^1 D  ~8 A# `- s8 ?& v
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　 1 [! x" f3 z1 c- T! v% d+ `
心花怒放。   - [, Y$ [, A: g- o% _
Fish skin
* a2 @3 f: I; m4 R$ t鱼皮 。 " i: t% o2 p  s" X( w* P
Monster of blowing water. 9 i0 J, |! ~0 y( Z1 g& t& g, z
吹水怪。 3 R( d3 k/ I/ c+ t  n* N: F
Face green green 5 a" x9 d2 `: A; s+ S9 ?
面青青。
( M' }9 ?! R9 l* D/ sYou see road carefully
& E, g$ r2 m6 H你小心睇路 $ A$ F. G% z! h
You go to street carefully ) e7 v" W, G4 p6 H" ~* v+ g' [
你出街小心D。
  t7 b' u- Y. M% j  m/ R# Q) vDo the world 6 s4 l9 G) n4 @: }, m6 B# ^8 a
做世界 。
; _8 [" X/ U/ A0 J- w: SBig tea rice
: n+ ]# e9 i$ i) [. j" c大茶饭 。 + S$ c6 C+ \$ ^! n1 Z
American chinese not enough.
4 ~$ ]( @6 ?$ [7 N; R5 P& H美中不足。 " b4 A! L4 `9 P
King eight egg. - M7 X+ O) R/ V2 @
王八蛋 4 @1 q/ c7 P+ t+ ^0 Z2 n
High hand. * S6 V, A3 ^8 k" C2 Q
高手 ( X. l4 \5 a0 q6 w" n/ X

8 [. I2 k; o, y" wOld dot.
9 d4 Z% z( j$ H- A1 N- h: D老点 + |; m4 k5 d6 K* {5 z- F% a. J, D
One old water
/ m: m" Y9 w+ \( d: X8 e% v9 ]一旧水
7 {! v5 Y- }5 M5 ^6 oI know your mouse.
, {+ A) K- T' p' `& h我识你老鼠！
7 t9 {8 S: ^4 j" X, c1 kMeasure water/Pound water.
8 K) l& D* ?4 d# _3 z; F' w. i! g磅水
+ a, l$ H* e; gA dragon service.
6 R% d3 X4 y7 o- H7 f: m9 q4 D一条龙服务
8 c% H( A* U& W% GPump water.
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
# A# X- i( F5 n; ~* Y. s8 k我吹鸡打你班友。 1 e. t* x8 s. S6 u3 c  m, F9 V9 k& L' d
You jump building.
. z) j$ D5 M: S. w- O1 V6 j你跳楼啦。 ' _. @8 \5 H  B0 l
You come back home and eat banana ) G# J- V4 R0 f( I
你返屋企食蕉啦 # l$ \1 @' O6 O2 i& Z: ~4 a" e
I give you a hair.
& ^+ U6 F+ w6 {1 i  r* t我俾条毛你ar! ! ^% F4 k) O0 K, b4 L0 o: ?0 I
4 \8 |# Y: ^1 Q) l" H; [7 z7 J8 ]
Collect skin
' e  |1 Z: j- ]9 ?; u% N收皮
; e. t) s% L0 X; J  [8 zCollect father
/ T( g8 {: u/ d4 ^! J9 C收爹
, @3 {$ p- V) x! TYou give me collect father.
- X/ J6 H& N+ _+ L- x你同我收爹！ ) B* K) L+ C0 A5 N" L. R: ~2 A' p
Laugh die me.
# f- k3 M, f- x- G1 ~9 V: x/ G0 C笑死我。 % _5 x% z6 G& ~: ]* }. D" x
You give me stop.
7 K: V' `/ R2 ^1 h$ }7 d7 F' W" e  H你同我企系度。
( W' f. G6 z+ N( lEight woman " ?2 j" X1 D; P) ^4 _9 W3 \  I
八婆
5 `  k; x0 v- A2 b4 c" fEight woman,you are good! 2 V1 j: R5 d3 H. d& d7 Y
八婆，你好o野!
! D# T2 U8 Y4 @$ J2 gWhat the spring do you do?
9 \% ~2 p$ N1 j你搞乜春啊?
! G/ F4 i; j+ rA dog of eating dung
# c% z9 Z9 K) w* o6 ^8 [& H食屎狗
' C. y# A8 m4 d) P4 v( `1 sA ghost of ass - l4 a9 V3 ^8 k( }% o
屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....
( X  @2 U8 b9 l都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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' |# O0 X& G8 D: \& B4 mtotally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......- F3 M- Y2 u$ b  |1 k9 w  r
this is not hong kong style english.....
8 z0 T5 x2 t* c2 X7 mthis nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....
2 [  C1 S  G/ c  b- k* f0 v! {i've already ban this shit...
' H% C* W3 t# q& hdon't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.