香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die.
% ~! r2 j6 ~( y5 Y甘多人死，唔见你死。 2 C1 A" U/ Q, G# f3 x# ]3 a
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
+ w- \  G3 a" Z你教我以后点出嚟行? " K8 f; G$ t' K' _' v
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. 5 n! s* I& X7 R7 |7 ~9 d
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 ' e( y& d; u  s0 b! x
4 "I saw a pork chop" & S/ t+ j" F$ \; N
我见到件猪扒啊。
5 ]$ {, K$ t6 M5 Are you road?
" W' `+ F/ }, \8 |1 L你系咪路啊？ / Z* Y$ F5 x! k8 i
6 What the water are you? 1 [. f* Q+ l. U6 Z+ I1 M9 j
你系乜水啊？
+ J* y! A: s. k# P$ k& C9 L7 Do you big me? ! M( @+ d5 Z( E, X
你大我啊？
2 E: L0 ?9 W) b1 j1 d0 D9 |8 Zebra chops people. " [( U: A- u' p/ D6 y$ q
班马劈友。 ( B+ p% b& o7 |8 F
9 The king of the cutting girl. 8 `/ c! A9 u3 m( d9 [- z2 Y0 B
界女王。 7 m7 I1 p$ ^: Y" X1 {, _6 D4 O: |
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. 5 n/ x6 a0 T: }6 t1 [+ l9 t( @2 i
批我个头俾你当凳坐。 % d& c" ~5 ^$ r3 d/ V
11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
9 u+ v4 X7 s. M, {& T9 {! N你当我无到？ 8 g0 J) A! n, S
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
1 Y) [, S' v: p4 A( {你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ " k  E9 e) y5 m1 \
13 Today I was very black son.
0 Y4 M) K, S* p8 O# j4 V今日我好黑仔。
) d9 i8 l$ ~! W14 I am wearing grass.
" _( z- T5 r3 N5 a我着紧草。
" j" U5 D8 x& T15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! 8 j+ B3 R: h5 G  \& z7 W
你未够班同我讲数！ / ~! W" ]: X( U4 X3 a
16 Two beat six.
: S3 P1 y9 H, P二打六
$ H' I5 h/ b2 l8 l) t0 [8 v+ l17 Two five son. 3 l: P  t5 A; b# a% S3 a
二五仔
# d" y, r) L3 T$ s5 ^# t18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　
3 n: _# m# O& {$ U9 l. y' G$ u# B琴琴青
& g! G) I, m' a/ G/ E3 w19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　
1 J. m; V( c7 ~. S我俾D顏色你睇睇！ . p. _- A8 v; J& c+ {
20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　
: c; w& t3 a- d7 @7 O6 W6 j蠢蠢欲動 。 ; Q" M* d; ^/ g( H/ T
21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
3 Y9 B1 F2 t* E2 t. j3 O人山人海 。
, s, J7 n% q8 c, q2 D2 J7 s22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　
- W4 f+ J  v+ {! w8 L0 g5 _  l你算老幾? 3 r8 c0 ?& V* j# \
23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　
2 z, y$ r2 a4 `' }8 R5 b你講乜鬼? & Y0 B# x. U: N, e& o0 ^/ l
24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　
3 H) ?6 l0 g8 }  @! d# e我驚你有牙！ : w- p) S, Z, w5 v* R
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　 $ v! Z  j$ J+ C( L# x
心花怒放。   $ k: s2 R4 W9 v& p5 _1 _5 n4 Y2 `
Fish skin
5 `0 K9 ?4 z, n/ C& D鱼皮 。
8 E" n" G' y- z% X2 Q% uMonster of blowing water. . o' n- O8 Q, }+ K
吹水怪。
5 Z" i! ^9 [, L9 U5 mFace green green
8 e+ T( ~/ G/ a面青青。
) w9 I- b7 `, v- M# @You see road carefully
4 h- X; o" ?1 K" Y; I1 R8 \* }你小心睇路
2 r( k6 Y2 n$ j- E  gYou go to street carefully
& M7 a  F' `: J7 k8 ~3 t5 X5 Y* }; x你出街小心D。 " o0 h$ J6 q8 X, h2 s* X& ]% A
Do the world / L' f0 B! u+ Y7 e6 q& p
做世界 。 4 E; X7 H$ D0 @. z- x7 F
Big tea rice & i( Z1 v5 @" G# x; K) ~
大茶饭 。 8 a" `& R; g% m" x3 @$ E; r, Z; F
American chinese not enough.
, f1 f8 ]& u+ y- v- I) T) S* N  Z美中不足。 ; M  ^7 k* s+ y* D2 z/ H# v8 y
King eight egg. . J5 o; R3 v! R' ~6 ?6 G$ Q* a7 A
王八蛋
1 A* S  w" U" ~; W( X( V- I' p0 dHigh hand. , n1 C% p0 J5 B* [, h
高手
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Old dot.
! y, r3 @4 F7 B/ D) r老点
# z+ L  e& U; b* i: D" Y- N8 YOne old water
7 K8 D4 ~& T) M" c( v# E5 p一旧水
; k1 E" X' k1 o4 O* a6 I; D( s( l1 mI know your mouse.
% a' Q" Z. J1 ~. [3 n- Y  ]0 m我识你老鼠！ 6 N/ s1 O$ }6 s/ q4 I
Measure water/Pound water.
0 C' ?: B6 \' z1 [磅水 ( O! M" e4 H7 K7 |: t
A dragon service. ' D" e4 l9 Y3 ]$ X- {
一条龙服务
2 o4 a6 S" i2 z4 J. U; }) ~Pump water. 7 W! K0 M# n+ L5 T
**** $ ?" F3 F# Z( {0 F: p
I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
0 p- y- x$ ^1 e. h我吹鸡打你班友。 ! W: _8 x* u- F! l# `
You jump building. $ a5 m% Q, z: c) }% k/ D
你跳楼啦。 4 E, W2 y, F! s
You come back home and eat banana 9 r2 ~: y% f2 e2 ?" j
你返屋企食蕉啦 / Q) w6 M. W; N! {8 e
I give you a hair.
4 o# Y1 s, i' A我俾条毛你ar!
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Collect skin ( c: i8 x+ b1 B5 S3 }7 y
收皮 , ]: \4 |# ?, q4 z4 s8 L* R3 @
Collect father
! y& F5 V' [6 \5 g收爹 8 W# e4 A* r3 m
You give me collect father. ' |9 m4 d( C3 a4 _; M7 X
你同我收爹！ ' K4 c% r6 g5 x: f, m" o8 n
Laugh die me.
) I; G! m* G1 d/ [  Z7 u笑死我。 ) e& x. j  j% Z9 Z: u, `
You give me stop. 3 O0 |- o/ w; p
你同我企系度。 3 Q/ G- |) c% F
Eight woman
$ B+ h/ y# `: F, L: \8 z八婆 $ `( ~5 ]+ m' }" N! A
Eight woman,you are good!
/ i4 A2 P0 H; b+ U  n八婆，你好o野! 7 r4 v$ Z- A0 y* R9 ?) g! E$ Q8 [4 w1 ]
What the spring do you do? ) _5 i, J0 U3 V0 K
你搞乜春啊?
) L+ M" B8 {7 i# c& A3 q3 z& uA dog of eating dung ! y: l7 T+ B3 B+ m
食屎狗
) [0 a3 r5 V) c5 ^A ghost of ass 4 p; a# }7 d$ T$ r/ K# ~
屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....8 R! D* X* Q& l
都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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, g- }( H5 \2 j: x! u! Mtotally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......
. {5 i; ]- W' }3 i2 Kthis is not hong kong style english.....
/ K# h- X; u: J- f# \- @$ ]- ^this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....
  h; [) ^. T% ?4 V, |i've already ban this shit...
- {% m4 N7 O2 Y  l8 y. N" T3 Ydon't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.