香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die. % ^9 Z& k$ t1 U; D+ H
甘多人死，唔见你死。
0 ^# }+ a& A3 ~( I( O2 u2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
: J3 i) Y! a4 p5 [你教我以后点出嚟行? 7 j; N# [- u6 ^& t1 u- G  c
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. ' `+ T' h$ t! V6 U
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。
5 P( W" I! r) a: m8 u0 b! _4 "I saw a pork chop" & D. z2 |% ]3 I. v
我见到件猪扒啊。 $ K/ e9 D, ]  Y$ r
5 Are you road? ' h: l8 \  d9 g; h0 Y$ |
你系咪路啊？
: F  E- Q9 R- n4 y. p6 What the water are you? 2 s8 n9 |4 ]8 N, ?7 J
你系乜水啊？ . R; l* ?9 H0 R( |- y
7 Do you big me?
% n: s, m# x1 G% `9 k你大我啊？
7 Q. J( @4 U. |$ q0 U8 Zebra chops people. 8 W+ G' {. K; R* v+ t. r7 I
班马劈友。 " \. f- R( ]7 Q/ c8 i4 t  G' v
9 The king of the cutting girl.
) v, P0 H7 Y4 s8 b0 C6 T7 ?界女王。
( u: E- ^& T# `10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. - H; y+ q' y, t" r/ N
批我个头俾你当凳坐。 # w) e! Q8 U, z
11 Do you think me didn't arrive? % S# n$ L5 _& k
你当我无到？ 5 g+ h" `* H- K" {! g3 F0 K% x
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. * P4 c" k1 D3 e
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！
5 [' a. t0 B, c$ E- G13 Today I was very black son.
$ L- J% O9 r" W7 S5 F% `今日我好黑仔。
, J: f. k2 A8 `: k14 I am wearing grass. 3 Q+ N! _' a2 g0 n
我着紧草。 : w# U8 f- G+ s0 p
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! 7 V% G( {* \) A9 i0 k
你未够班同我讲数！
0 O6 ^) O% M9 o9 m- x16 Two beat six.
" f: e, ^7 r, h$ [. u2 f5 m6 x二打六 , B  c! W% k9 t' l% I4 p( V8 A+ O" U
17 Two five son.
# |0 N2 @1 p- f) H, z6 `, \二五仔 8 m* d+ t8 w; L! ~) q
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　 ; O8 t; z9 h3 E* L
琴琴青 0 a' s) I, @$ i$ H4 h% o
19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　
4 O1 k0 h; t" N1 T/ e我俾D顏色你睇睇！ - H! F7 I8 W+ k0 x) G  U. J
20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　 ( i% {4 Y0 z0 `( [; l3 F. j
蠢蠢欲動 。 ' g2 U: X0 e( G; z* W1 k
21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
' l* F. i2 q) l* }$ M( w人山人海 。 0 J! \) M% I. u: ?8 S
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　
8 F' C# a+ F, b. v- F; g你算老幾? 5 Y* Q! c# e8 v  e
23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　
8 ]/ ]9 k% m) D: x9 m8 ?" C, |你講乜鬼?
2 i- v/ z% z( A4 |9 _# u& u24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　 $ `" S" p$ M$ C5 i
我驚你有牙！
. v# [+ T: c: P6 A" E25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　 2 ~' G9 B! b) o5 \
心花怒放。     z1 v0 m' O/ m/ k
Fish skin
* j( G7 c3 J4 ^鱼皮 。
! a1 L. N% Y; sMonster of blowing water.
$ J1 h" g+ X7 b5 x2 d8 k吹水怪。
* d/ H* w/ A: \* l( OFace green green
$ x! u* w- v3 [+ e6 c# A0 a/ h面青青。 7 X$ u, T, S6 u
You see road carefully
/ t9 d- ?& C; i( Q你小心睇路 6 P; a4 N3 N% w: T
You go to street carefully ' S9 ?$ R0 e# K4 V! M
你出街小心D。 ; a! i- q/ A  c9 |' N$ h
Do the world ( c4 ]' v+ x& ?. H  v9 _) |0 s
做世界 。 ( Q. @6 T' V3 j# I7 L1 I- q. M
Big tea rice # ]7 [! |6 m( O3 w
大茶饭 。
$ S' n& C3 T2 V" G# v% M, zAmerican chinese not enough. 0 E1 p+ y/ D+ z; f5 r. n
美中不足。
5 h: f1 O/ w/ `& b2 n$ vKing eight egg.
2 I# l- x2 M; o' g1 C) L) C王八蛋 - g/ I0 ], y1 u6 F
High hand.
! Y$ c$ Q4 o$ t. E高手
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Old dot.
. |5 ~  C5 q! g, @) z1 c# G3 f" S0 ?老点
3 F, |% ?' L4 Y3 L, aOne old water
) {6 {) ^# g. Q  a" S' w0 H一旧水 6 u0 ~% [! a. F6 `) }
I know your mouse.   O8 a# t* t2 F6 ^
我识你老鼠！ ' q8 x+ y) L" q/ t+ ^( z$ f, j
Measure water/Pound water.
' @6 G& a7 S& P& _磅水
. g; `- ^! ]# AA dragon service. 4 ~. x9 R9 ]) M
一条龙服务   e( K- e6 g$ _, |  W: m7 s3 S
Pump water.   T+ k/ s# B: O9 i) A. q
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& P/ a* P( e, wI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. , u% M9 z. ]* H; j$ k
我吹鸡打你班友。 0 b- e9 v2 e7 f
You jump building.   y9 _9 i/ W) _$ P
你跳楼啦。
/ o" L" m* J2 Y0 L! m) nYou come back home and eat banana # T! K. \! b$ i7 ~9 _  j
你返屋企食蕉啦 3 s4 B% d( w- J
I give you a hair.
+ E) c, u6 }) t7 m; T( y我俾条毛你ar! 2 \' M4 @% V2 q8 P4 E7 W
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Collect skin 8 o  `1 g5 x0 I! l+ C( U, [
收皮 % N6 B$ ]3 t- V3 c- g' Z2 Y
Collect father
( G& }- Y5 q. w* G6 z- e2 t  j收爹 1 \$ x  R! `  Z* J) }! U3 i
You give me collect father. - m, t( L! Q, C$ P- B2 x8 c* N
你同我收爹！ : w: N* \4 N5 H5 e
Laugh die me.
0 ^3 k, v, m/ k, f, }8 h笑死我。 ; O9 x3 @# R' D' {1 l6 l
You give me stop. ( i+ c. t( C! Z9 y  M
你同我企系度。 8 ~8 ?' b5 o3 a# M7 y( C5 y5 x
Eight woman 3 w% D* `9 i1 u  u7 j0 Q; Q( g
八婆
9 _, b& _) n$ @, w/ {5 D4 {5 yEight woman,you are good! $ K* V0 ]8 b2 H" P3 Z
八婆，你好o野!
5 ~4 q6 k0 c4 \9 {What the spring do you do? 4 G  ^  N. w( U5 F
你搞乜春啊?
$ t/ E* |; P0 s+ J* pA dog of eating dung
4 s' z7 ]" O( ^% `. @食屎狗 : A- R" O* \3 u! B, Y6 i! Z7 H
A ghost of ass
- ^3 i% a( l  Y  T屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....+ F( S2 [3 {& t* _5 k9 ~8 G( C
都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

3 `: O. _1 Q4 a' p) f5 f: S( p- e4 |
totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......' b+ h" \# w* _$ }; F
this is not hong kong style english....." [+ J( U0 y0 b& S6 |6 }
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語....." g: D6 H1 q4 K
i've already ban this shit...3 b8 N7 f6 u* R* l' f% W
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.