香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die.
  X1 N( L( z4 l甘多人死，唔见你死。 . D! c. T$ y3 `; E) I
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? $ b/ {: h5 _: n6 m
你教我以后点出嚟行? 7 J3 d# e+ C$ H) G2 J
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.   ?  v3 F, ]! y" G: p0 r
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 1 k( u( a- h; H2 T" A
4 "I saw a pork chop"
- }. e% b. U. X* ]- X, s我见到件猪扒啊。
$ Y( U* M; U; Y+ t5 `8 U$ {5 Are you road?
, z+ _/ n" a) z你系咪路啊？
3 V2 w) {* }2 j8 M  X, C3 p6 What the water are you? / K* b5 @, Q* z7 J
你系乜水啊？
) }* |& d3 c- G$ |7 Do you big me?
3 E2 C2 t" F% @! S7 f" J( W你大我啊？ 2 Q, O* ~4 O8 h$ f
8 Zebra chops people.   b$ @: z# Y6 w/ a: g- X# ^2 G
班马劈友。
2 g8 m$ a4 j* O. T% Q! L5 e' l/ Y$ i9 The king of the cutting girl. 9 i. {: ~3 P. q- t  B
界女王。 6 b% V% R- F" U
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
$ R, j$ p* _/ c: K4 K批我个头俾你当凳坐。
1 L0 `8 b3 B1 |7 i4 L( m2 P+ d11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
4 c! _# A/ f4 F& l你当我无到？ 5 h1 H" t% H$ i$ r
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
. g4 S0 v# L8 V* _* r; F你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！
; M) w( O( C6 {5 n# j: h13 Today I was very black son. 2 \7 a. z% t6 i( @8 w1 M3 x
今日我好黑仔。 & n+ o6 }' z& g, [9 B& O" a
14 I am wearing grass. 0 `/ N6 v. e+ s$ t7 M! Y" |8 m8 Y
我着紧草。 2 D) {1 Q2 i, ]7 N; @
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!   l0 @$ J. x7 q& {7 c6 M) S6 ~
你未够班同我讲数！
* e1 D$ F/ G/ V' j, l# \7 _16 Two beat six. 6 h5 T0 _4 w2 e: \+ E0 ?; i) Q
二打六 " A$ ^& l1 A( w. P9 i* I
17 Two five son.
* x3 |9 b+ _2 R二五仔
$ b0 R0 h% U  v' ~18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　 ( A$ d% q! @0 x- O% l; ~
琴琴青 ) E: B8 c7 y# Z4 [9 Z' o
19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　 # P0 K! Y3 i0 ]+ \
我俾D顏色你睇睇！ ) o" c1 D2 G% k! V& M7 C5 [5 Z6 k2 b
20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　
6 W9 |: A- E* N8 k' E' }/ \蠢蠢欲動 。 * R! m) h) ^, F  D
21 People mountain people sea .　　　　 0 M2 X3 Z0 u+ Z+ \6 E0 W0 m
人山人海 。 0 P) C9 [. o/ T. g' ?
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　 % C! M- k& L" ?6 Q4 R! f3 m
你算老幾?
4 n% g+ d+ ~# L3 U. j& L1 m23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　 0 Q5 [- ?# E5 E& Q
你講乜鬼?
1 R0 o2 q. M+ i* v24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　 6 P5 C) h3 Y, c% u) g7 H  `4 k$ I
我驚你有牙！
. u2 a+ U& L- Z  M7 i: U4 C4 w25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　 ! S8 K, c- x* m0 c$ K3 }3 Z: j. x
心花怒放。   ) d  ~' q8 P; o  o
Fish skin 6 ^0 P8 p4 J0 R' q4 x2 ~
鱼皮 。
! _* w) O' w; {  S2 R. ~Monster of blowing water.   U5 W0 X, z% s& G& E! C( X: U
吹水怪。
3 U6 r! r3 w' c7 s, V- U$ f- ^Face green green
: j/ _1 c' z2 S9 n: o- W1 C4 Z面青青。
5 m! q1 E5 M; \% O* \$ h. w2 KYou see road carefully ; S6 g: W- ?2 c. z. k
你小心睇路 3 E) X% Y, u: k  j; Y7 w
You go to street carefully
* a2 Y9 R. s) h1 Y: E! |你出街小心D。 , j5 i6 n$ G5 l
Do the world
* Y% ^8 S  x8 P& J做世界 。 ; L9 ?& ^4 P9 J( ?* u2 A; d7 k  H7 ?
Big tea rice
0 }* e% x/ d0 ]+ b# k大茶饭 。 & V( n) U3 U" e. S. G& T$ G# Y7 n
American chinese not enough.
0 ^/ n8 d. j9 @美中不足。 8 _: B% D! ^7 m/ Q- d" F  i
King eight egg. : P! l$ H; f- _% Y
王八蛋
) _) s5 h5 x6 p5 _8 v' }5 V. hHigh hand.
! o, l; Y: e0 e高手 & N3 u- u' o) s) h1 c  p( y3 a

+ u7 o7 q5 f0 r0 r6 VOld dot. 5 m4 U2 l% V0 |/ w/ C
老点
2 t' T- M  k" k" U, p) \One old water : U! C. f- j7 `$ D$ K6 d
一旧水 ) c5 x; ^5 W$ [
I know your mouse. 0 L. g( F8 O0 b
我识你老鼠！
% C- h, ^: \6 A/ rMeasure water/Pound water.
0 g$ S' E4 G! O磅水
/ h* L4 d# q  n$ v1 V" ]" iA dragon service.
. e+ |- P3 d4 a; Q一条龙服务 " D7 J3 j& }4 i, O& @3 v  j
Pump water. : |! }0 o2 t( N2 y- s1 N- a. d
**** 1 T$ P/ J3 n! X
I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
) A! c* B6 C: ^+ {1 m+ b我吹鸡打你班友。
# O* }2 k+ m2 q; b2 ^You jump building.
7 E0 B9 Z9 F6 E" n' r你跳楼啦。 2 }4 V1 f! T8 E
You come back home and eat banana
# Y4 w  ?' P/ G& Z" K$ n* |0 C你返屋企食蕉啦
& b3 F% J" f: ~3 II give you a hair. , h, W$ k2 _% h7 k8 V: o/ F0 O
我俾条毛你ar! / `& v6 H- R- S5 d: J% b- P

% @. G$ M  f. g% S+ O: jCollect skin ) C" a4 ?+ m! f, a$ T4 H- J
收皮
$ T) A4 z# k5 P. gCollect father ) ]( u% a4 Z" G. T; ]
收爹 ( r& j$ N0 _' [- h) r
You give me collect father. ) ~4 \) I' ^2 Q3 e  a# |. m' Q* W
你同我收爹！ # s# v  X) G! f+ Z* t
Laugh die me. ) Q; {" }; @, d" M9 |
笑死我。
, p! T1 M* I. N; b- b3 {8 E% lYou give me stop. 9 _7 A3 X5 ?% a; S1 W% s; Q
你同我企系度。
2 a7 K" f9 }; ~' `Eight woman & E5 }2 u+ R9 y9 c* V( p, d
八婆 6 {% J. h" Y8 q; f0 d; }9 I3 q
Eight woman,you are good!
7 c7 F6 \4 M6 f# F8 T1 _5 k八婆，你好o野!
8 s5 s: M; z7 I. J  XWhat the spring do you do?
$ a+ m2 ]5 b. L/ ~' v% k' G你搞乜春啊?
+ K% E2 D6 N! o6 ^2 q! _" z0 ^( kA dog of eating dung
9 d) B7 ?+ M7 A* T食屎狗
: K3 L8 C/ {# d: A+ LA ghost of ass 1 H; D+ L' n( q. v" B6 f
屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....
9 H. k0 f" j$ n% A都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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' C  w2 w% V5 v$ l5 Ltotally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......
/ w+ r' d4 f0 }! P2 Z2 ythis is not hong kong style english.....0 i- l" g* i- b9 x- [- @
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....
, |1 P# ?* e2 w2 k9 ^. o( zi've already ban this shit.../ p! t; x  q( t/ Y7 y3 \- M6 a1 b
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.