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十大阿媽口頭襌
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* V. F4 A; `( N& @2 V4 D6 \" e2 生舊叉燒好過生你 (點解係叉燒? 雙拼叉雞會唔會好D?). m) {8 F, s+ e) P
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4 媽: 早D訓啦, 晚晚都咁夜訓, 聽朝返工返學唔夠精神呀 仔:阿媽,聽日星期日喎
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8 得閒帶個女仔返黎食飯啦 (帶男仔得唔得)
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10 媽:出左糧未呀(月月都有)
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我媽1,4,5,6 都有講過hahhaha

三仔

正呀!!好好笑~~我呀媽成日講1,2,4

月月鳥

some of these have said

kantang4910

Originally posted by 三仔 at 2005-3-9 03:42 PM:% H( @. J0 Q  I# U0 R8 J$ t) d
正呀!!好好笑~~我呀媽成日講1,2,4

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好好笑,唔係呀,記住'樹欲靜而風不息,子欲養而親不在'是很悲哀.有得聽好聽多��,咁即係仲有人關心你.唔係攪笑.我建議版主扣三仔分,因他侮辱媽媽

三仔

Originally posted by kantang4910 at 2005-3-10 06:44 PM:
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好好笑,唔係呀,記住'樹欲靜而風不息,子欲養而親不在'是很悲哀.有得聽好聽多��,咁即係仲有人關心你.唔係攪笑.我建議版主扣三仔分,因他侮辱媽媽

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我那有侮辱我媽媽??不要亂說!!

TIN KAI

i mom away say 4,5,10

stuttgart

1, 3, 4, 6

tinguse3650

1 4 5 10>.<

kingtong

good