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發表於 2005-4-25 05:26 PM
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睇睇你每次能燃燒多少的卡路里
Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight.
2 y' Y: C: @# T2 L性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了
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Look how many calories you can burn: * e& ]) x) f/ I0 `1 o) U5 W
你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： 1 s t( h2 L; [. ^2 A
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* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 1 e9 s0 I8 l1 n- f( d4 g& h
With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 " A( g. p- q+ X
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡
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* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 # Y( E- @) K& y+ o% c$ C
With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 + s3 A, q8 y' `
With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 2 o; t1 c+ E6 `# J
With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡
{. d* M, a+ {# L; TWith the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 5 u5 A3 l) L% i$ A4 L# O! w
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* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 2 R% h: x# w$ f7 G1 k1 A# D
With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 : B8 d8 i5 ^! q; j# z. V
Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 3 O0 }$ v; x* D0 @" p
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* PRELIMINARIES 第一次
* _. M1 g9 I6 S: a, X" l; mTrying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 . ^8 M4 V( v8 {" ?- O
Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡
/ ]9 `, |" R/ r6 d/ Y* bWithout caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡
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* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候
+ S! m$ S- U+ v' p/ y9 qHolding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 , S( a( x7 R1 M/ C. E
Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡
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% D* \$ O6 ]6 e' R/ T5 `* POSITIONS 姿勢 ) u( E% B. {7 G; l/ E
daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 4 ?) w5 C0 C9 h3 k
69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡
% |& F9 ?1 i8 b, J3 T69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡
9 W3 l: M+ {6 N8 K9 v9 NTrolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡
" X% M- @& q7 D# s9 gItalian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡
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* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 ; N5 i1 Z2 E5 ?
Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 - L0 A1 x$ w- ~+ {7 K+ Z2 \% X F; r
Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡
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Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡
$ Y; R$ G3 k0 S4 G; j- DJumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 7 h8 b6 M$ l; j! b- M
Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡
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Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 * P% u! b$ j% |; U+ ]
from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡
. y8 v5 y+ |/ v4 wfrom 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡
+ T# b( H5 F# ^( G [$ R8 Tfrom 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡
0 }. J" h) U9 Y+ h' {! i4 ^from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡
2 h( j l. n9 Aover 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 4 T3 F0 |1 U; x! r4 h @7 q
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* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服
; t8 g2 P$ s' V: U6 H1 q7 tQuietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 / I2 \4 }5 h9 ]+ l2 M2 h9 Z
Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡
: B7 m" i( J' @3 Q! l. RWith her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡 |
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