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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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7 W& u0 L4 ]* u0 v3 {性本善:Sex is good.   p/ W5 Z8 W& s' e$ v0 f
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. - c2 c& p) ^, B$ D4 _/ t0 m2 X

: d% O1 t4 t) ]! M' O+ H習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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+ l: M, D4 w; C) {% `" q! T苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. ! o8 C8 y$ R9 e7 e0 W) `
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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; ~2 M- m; r+ _4 [5 r  G: M+ A, y, c教之道:The way of learning it ' ~* M% X- ?! J) X
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. 7 S: {5 b2 ?6 F/ J( b% f" ~7 T- q; r
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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. v2 `6 W$ C  M+ p4 N7 X* G擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. ! [* U! o3 A! V: _: q# H
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子不學:If you don't study hard, 0 E* M; a3 L) @+ K/ U: W/ {
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. . _9 M/ w! O; r  i+ y$ K

/ p* J( H8 t: a" U( a竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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, b- V; D0 M8 K. I9 c1 w教五子 :All his five son took it   t- q; f, D! H* O9 j! r

1 }" G. i- p# T5 ?2 e& t* T  @$ e名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. 5 \8 |, g+ o) F- O

0 m, [% D: C  r8 P養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, ) j, r  n" [, a
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父之過 :It is all your fault. ' j8 C+ ?$ u' D# r- @2 o5 O

( q' j2 A9 n' J' r" F( j6 E教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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- o% C( ?& T' q7 O師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. . v8 S* h1 Q7 C4 q: s

; R0 t% b2 O% y/ w: r! C子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake ( v# {5 S9 i; Y$ }5 O0 H
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, ! d1 F3 F; L' E, B: m* G! \
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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1 j6 J$ a/ c3 O1 {7 K) i玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, % Q1 |! Z8 i) G0 F
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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8 P9 o% `$ l9 ^* Y$ e( v& R不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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