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3字經(english版)

人之初:At the beginning of life.
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- O: S8 t$ Q4 x7 w' v性本善:Sex is good. 5 e4 a3 Q4 a! V9 b5 H) F: _

8 a6 T4 G, l4 H) q$ I性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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1 C; W  {% l7 X習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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$ ?9 D  g3 a6 e/ s苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. , P  G; y( A2 q0 R" x

* ]  y( M. y/ Z8 a; I性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. ) ^5 @+ G6 v/ r. t4 W4 H8 p
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教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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+ B- l! k8 Z9 a: `昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng ! o- Q. H" Q% a9 T4 M$ w7 g
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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3 u# Q# w6 P- ]2 k( a子不學:If you don't study hard, ( Z! x* G% I! W! @
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. ! o8 c6 P9 b+ I& ~4 @" P

8 k8 Q5 U, \0 C  r/ N$ y竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous   H; P3 w6 |3 y  ]4 ^
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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! h4 u. O9 |& P1 S7 \0 J5 T9 C教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. 7 l; b) @! D6 |( Y% m6 ~' }6 _! q
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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0 c9 s3 G3 v6 X; m* P& n4 {父之過 :It is all your fault. 2 S0 @! w4 s$ N2 X3 _: v" L: v

& T, P6 d6 f! u$ O! t教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, : d0 ?; c$ _- y
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this 4 X& S; P( x# G6 |
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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7 U1 g5 F, ?: c2 {幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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2 @* t. e0 z6 b% h玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, ) s" L' X* g( T2 p0 w
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. 3 r0 u/ W5 g; H# H1 B* J2 T5 g5 b9 n
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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