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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good.
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- u7 W) k$ R$ O2 w- C% J性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. % Q2 P" @! R7 R

: h3 w3 K  }% ?0 a% ?# w% h5 |% o- k苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. $ Y. V3 e0 k# q- N& P* j3 _4 x
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. ; ?3 {' R  T0 s7 S5 A- R3 o  S  g) C

0 y0 A$ s* k9 U0 T; t1 x教之道:The way of learning it & _- d3 s9 N( K* i" A. u* `3 ^

8 ]$ g/ m: {7 q7 A4 `貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. , N7 K8 G& t. o5 u  c; l" a7 h" e

# S4 [( U8 \$ j昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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* \! j4 \1 g+ V; A3 ~+ u5 c擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. . `7 Q, j) B# F! |
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子不學:If you don't study hard, * a/ R( g2 l% \( j/ b- T
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. 1 b6 o! @* g, U# j
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous ; x4 f2 z3 P! l8 o) {; p5 w  p

& u# P8 ~! e/ q: c# a有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it + C) [0 u3 w+ t" E

5 H* }" D3 s1 [. G3 z( H名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault. , s4 y/ d% T" o

! J7 a- J0 m: q+ D2 |教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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3 Y& Y/ \  E* e, I師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 9 G! `+ a) ^; A2 X5 m1 R

% O; ~' s3 T% J0 T" H子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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- p+ E8 z4 j( J4 X0 w$ ?非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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. [/ @5 H. x" D4 \4 }幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, 5 y7 q2 |* Z1 p' l# F! I, G

1 i, W) b! U' B& ^2 W* w老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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6 `4 X; V' }2 Y3 }/ j人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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% C* n/ o! U. M* z2 Q$ z, \不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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