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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good.
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& x/ _: {4 D' K  Q: A7 [# g性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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0 H0 c, m6 l  e0 ~/ U+ C8 y習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..   a9 _' K" l$ F/ {- e# E, d5 w

+ s7 Q- z! `% ]' {( ?, z; |" k教之道:The way of learning it
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/ ]% h8 l/ I* g: D' Q; _3 X貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.   j% g( h* F, Z/ O/ f+ Z
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. 8 F; v4 M3 M$ z0 r4 Y$ W: @/ ]
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子不學:If you don't study hard, 4 P* h6 }3 J+ c8 R" {8 R3 k
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. 9 K/ k- Y1 |+ o+ f: z' W6 r1 O+ ^
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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: y( x" a2 x* U8 j2 I有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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# |8 Z! }( N% M& `/ j$ k養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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) L1 w/ d* Q, _# n父之過 :It is all your fault.
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7 @9 B* b/ f, u1 X教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, " j% k% ?, @' }6 b

7 X0 i; k% S; J" m師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 4 n" u! C4 Y. e' j& x' _

' N- j* c# w* D/ y) }子不學 :You may refuse to study this 3 Y' [, U$ _' U% O6 L

8 K: q* x% ]/ l! n非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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$ P% F4 i' w/ \4 T; ]9 @  r; q# K$ X幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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( o8 o: r% X3 Q老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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; \8 Y" J+ i# d. t9 e: V& r不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. / j7 A* b+ ?; d7 q% W; U) z; U# Z
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex, 6 w) a' y# b/ ]; ?' s

6 D. n: F0 {# m4 y& _不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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