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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. " A/ @" E  k: z0 _* |

1 |. U! F% H6 L3 Y& ]9 n5 S/ x) k習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. . ~* h! G7 t1 a! s
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教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. ! j# H; Y* u; X& p+ K
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng ' _: {; o+ \0 H7 F; k
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. 6 V# K$ t$ y7 v1 |! e

5 j4 P% v: E2 n' C4 e3 X子不學:If you don't study hard, 8 f2 `4 S) q) O& n  _; y

/ w  u7 \# |# F2 M斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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4 n& I9 }7 V9 _竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous # T% `* |6 L. o! J+ M

2 ~. I3 ?3 G) O% I有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine 2 m& U2 Z) R+ ^9 c% H4 W. j

8 r, ~3 A* j- x, `教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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6 v2 f1 E7 J2 J8 H2 w6 x- U7 t' Q7 q  I養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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9 ?' ]& o/ r8 e& S" y9 J( C  `教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, 5 S; C$ n- H5 v: f$ O6 L+ B
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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3 h; s; ~) _* z- g, J6 U& y, |子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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( L3 o3 k( |% o& E; Q0 k幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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! D! T- W5 ?! `/ U老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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, ^( i1 S$ s6 a2 [0 c) y玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, 4 B" Z6 G' Y2 `

' F6 S- M% U: ^不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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: J* D$ w9 q# P" U8 L; P3 W不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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