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人之初:At the beginning of life. 1 m$ [$ [$ ^% n6 o* [2 S& v* M

6 \: Y& ?5 q! l9 b& u+ P- K( M' ^5 [6 Q& o' _性本善:Sex is good.
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$ Q6 b1 Q2 P" X! E( s性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. 8 k& \4 {( d* j0 ^  Z

. `  b. W5 r/ x! A- `習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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3 H5 ]. [& p- L. _5 F( f) y+ \苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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1 H) y2 O& e6 ]; r性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. 3 }6 Q. m/ D4 |+ w

+ v0 `" H( v/ `/ ~* V教之道:The way of learning it
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9 j% g  I" I6 O% U- N: d& _; ]貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. 2 R( i( n+ U8 ]. r$ ]- I

4 g- }# y* }# N! l" t昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng $ F% I2 p9 {# f  E% ^
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. 4 O: H+ u# c( l  r) b! j

; r# m( ^1 Q3 k子不學:If you don't study hard, 0 d; k+ u: N/ L. ?0 v9 z$ @

2 l+ @! s$ [6 l" t! b斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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3 A" b7 ~5 i9 b( ?. b! Y  C竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous ; v0 a- `; K" ?4 n% y8 B( o' A

& ?& b6 x6 \% z6 ?7 a' V有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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3 c6 q1 d/ m/ |# o7 `& ]5 |3 W0 I名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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6 z* y2 z* e# a; ?養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, & B, W; h6 R' d% J* @

; y# B, y! Z8 c7 C! _7 ^: e$ ]父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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4 }" Q; h; I2 ^* `  f師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. ( _, f6 x4 J+ {5 G7 z: B2 z5 e. b
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this $ X3 q, `( {( G; n, y
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged 4 S' L) l+ \0 w+ B) g8 t7 X

2 b: ?# i3 M! S( q% k+ E0 B玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, ( i* C( d5 O( b
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex, ' i; ~9 b. Y" H# t3 D
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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