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人之初:At the beginning of life. 5 D" o2 C$ y: d4 n. v

; q) ]& e- G1 b# X. A性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. & R: ?4 T+ N' y# E: F" @$ H4 s

9 m2 R6 v' `- F習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. / @+ c# J! U! x- R4 W
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. ' }5 }+ p* U5 s& Y2 }: X0 C

3 W0 V! G5 @0 a% A昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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- J) t" |" ]2 [1 i7 N# [擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard, & g1 Z4 n0 I+ l$ w2 G$ M. ~# A

! N0 j* Q# Q4 {+ d! I) W斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. 3 v! g/ t$ @. D

- K  `2 g7 c- K5 f" H/ f, N% ~竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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! e* E' w- y" u3 k8 }- s& Z. D: v- H有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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' X8 {8 X4 ]0 f3 Q5 j; P) v教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. 6 B7 P( A5 K; h2 S
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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0 ]8 W" L* o* |, c7 v, G% ~父之過 :It is all your fault. 8 W$ x: U& G! \" Q0 e8 W! h# ^
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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$ H& [* V  Z+ r. R* h& f/ y8 A師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. $ b8 U9 d$ m6 i5 A
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this ! F- M* e" \9 o& I4 I

" p/ b' b5 k0 [! S非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, & B! t7 @; Y* U5 T
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged . Z$ }5 j/ T4 T' H2 \9 n8 u
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, ! f* G% l4 C0 F. s

/ S& a! u4 d: P+ \; D/ k. k不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,   u1 K+ v- x/ G6 R0 T

. l! K# |, R" `  D- O8 s不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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