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3字經(english版)

人之初:At the beginning of life. $ ]1 L: ?. f/ P( x# h1 _1 f

- H& j9 @0 o/ N) Q: C. [性本善:Sex is good. ( o4 x9 |0 J  U' @* f8 w/ ]: g
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. + x1 F' W& A9 z
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. : f# b  z+ ^& c6 @/ H% v* B. z% x  [

8 ^$ u6 k" H3 M+ m( B! r苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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# G( A( a. Y" B2 x性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it 1 b5 Y7 u7 ?# r

4 y: U# ~- z* P9 S6 l3 a貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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/ P- e( r2 p' L" u昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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" c3 x; `1 x2 Q# k. Z7 @' I斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. $ f( I, t- `' Y' M/ M, ^

% a* u. T; W' M, k5 P4 \* v  r竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous ) Z) h9 I$ W6 ^: c" d3 E
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine & f$ e; j0 ?& s5 d$ S) d6 G% x

7 |1 f' Q; g! h& g" `- R教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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, b( m' r: k1 ]: p! R養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault. 3 Y! `8 g, f' N0 T  g& l* t

7 W3 R% j) M. w/ W. U; g教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, , [8 E) {- d+ g  R

9 ^4 P# i- S0 n4 D6 t! J  f! ]. u' Y師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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2 J# v  s( Y8 n+ d! b9 d子不學 :You may refuse to study this ; R$ e5 [: Z. u. }. P2 N; ~
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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7 |: R' y% L0 u8 s老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged 6 y/ C* P- c. @

, R4 y- T4 w2 n8 U玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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1 A: j  Z) B; @, V4 u, s* b不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. - b% E6 j& [  [

0 W1 g& p  U6 G+ C& g人不學 :If you don't learn sex, % r# f: A8 C9 }* S

! D6 D# l( ~- F2 ?1 g不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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