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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good. , Q+ `. [( N/ S8 e
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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% \2 |' P3 U+ g7 V習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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, y6 x% y; |2 ~: m" Z; \苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. . {( F# j; y; S8 W( z, {4 t5 h% F) u

3 ]- ?5 R6 m7 ?1 d/ H性乃遷:Sex will leave you..   ~' m& t1 R" z1 t  u
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教之道:The way of learning it
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  o% l: U5 M- I, K  v4 O9 T7 y- b貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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  |" g' y; a0 Z& O昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. ; x8 Y  w& ^( x. L3 V8 _, R
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. / P- S. Q1 X6 k1 k/ v1 M
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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: U: C. `" D1 g1 c3 P  o有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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  p/ u( y" b7 |( R名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.   H  h1 b- S# x" N, ^6 l

+ Z8 O& T/ f! R3 }5 |! z& u養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault. : g6 k! ]. f& o5 t- C4 c1 M
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, # |  c' p1 ^' O$ P/ c

) s7 i4 B0 r2 p師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. , R6 b' h# V7 o( y

. F' I6 t' p( \! {. h7 s子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake / I; L% D/ c& M+ ]- v

0 y5 i  L% g: f5 H# \幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, - C1 `' f6 w; L  p4 t9 @

4 i' C( o9 u& y! B' f, y老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged 9 L6 S7 ~  O2 _, u' P! a+ n7 s
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, ! _3 A$ Q8 O' z/ a$ N- D5 f1 I
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. 3 y) T( q& u" X6 l

- Q0 i( ^  K- c9 [6 s, u人不學 :If you don't learn sex, ) B4 f) V2 _3 T/ ?5 W7 B0 o" B

3 F5 ]0 w, z0 b8 p, O. O1 r( C不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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