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人之初:At the beginning of life. : r2 n' ~" J) m/ @

7 g) q2 r3 X, t1 @5 K$ r6 c性本善:Sex is good.   c4 r) j: }" \* ~" g$ P5 N3 |2 T. c
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. + d5 I' I$ f. `3 J2 _) P
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. : e) A. u- g" H8 J5 k: Q( c: A

. I7 R9 e8 Z4 m5 a, r7 Y苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. 2 S6 L. B! ~" M; q6 W/ `

( N' b' l! T( X性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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( z& n  s4 v0 L' K$ C! }1 L# a" \1 H教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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# g* W( _$ Z: ^  C昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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; c, J5 ~( Q& q$ ~; H擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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* J% B" f6 k6 R' C3 Z斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. 0 t: W! `3 d; O

, Q% \0 E* ^* A. S% }竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine 8 s1 g& L$ v. W

8 g. H; `3 v) c+ |# T) D5 V教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. : B1 S; ]& I, ]% K; S6 u, K9 B

+ p5 c1 L0 D8 c7 X  [- M* p" _; L養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, - }9 u1 e6 v3 p+ _2 z( I5 y& r
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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) V8 l2 ]- \! M# Y2 f* o! b9 @教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 0 O1 j  N" x: `8 {- b

+ i; x, {% u+ C3 U7 _, B) o子不學 :You may refuse to study this 1 R6 S7 U. Y% m
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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& A+ @) X! Z/ n. d幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, , {) C- O; q; y

, \8 |/ P: P" p9 d老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, 8 G( y* I; n8 M- n7 U8 d

% z! O/ x; E" O0 b+ P4 I不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. , k' u8 q& B, m* ^
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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: C7 `, `- a7 K- b不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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