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3字經(english版)

人之初:At the beginning of life.
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6 b  s2 b  M6 }3 V/ x1 p性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. 0 \/ \, |* ~; G7 V

- A1 Z3 w/ O9 Y; \: S- j. K) e. F習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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6 f  B2 q9 F# M: n性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. . L, |; t3 @! J3 d

* y- s$ I* N6 V/ B7 `! c1 n教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng 2 |( ]; K/ |( `0 b: b: B

' U9 a$ U5 T9 E* {3 `* L: ]7 z/ j擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. 1 Y; `  ~" ?# I+ L# ]
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子不學:If you don't study hard, 4 F) g: G8 o. J3 I; `( j: f: ^2 M, ~
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. , l0 R' p. F& s/ O1 Z
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous ; s" i! @6 o. y# N8 z
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine / |! f* P3 _8 M% @6 J+ ?

6 _! z* f4 T5 A; H/ |1 f/ u教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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* T; q0 U2 y# L7 d& B父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, # C. ~! x- o. m! u# _5 F
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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* N3 G% \: S$ r7 L. V; D4 Y子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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' j( A/ L2 |# u/ n非所宜 :but that is a real mistake 7 X6 ^4 C4 n$ q3 u) \
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, ( ^' W5 X1 s" M  y, Y( r4 N
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, 6 p* Y- s/ T% U) u( y' E
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. ; |* [0 }8 y5 V% `! H, b* J. t

) T6 a* [. [7 m6 i# K: _人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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