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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐        笑到無力食飯~~  
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4 d- m) b; d6 X(轉)港式英語
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% ~/ ?2 O$ A- ^$ QPiano piano green 琴琴青
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 !
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( U( Z. k: H+ |& mYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行?
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇!
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎! % S6 K8 j' E0 D4 ?. A4 F
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Fish skin~魚皮 。
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Fall on a street@@ 。
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' C% k: q U0 ~& \+ [- l( ofall on your street.""你個"K"
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5 `" O: G3 t( }" B8 r& S- cBlow water吹水
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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Blow chicken吹雞 - t. f* z$ U0 U
8 Y% l' `! F. L T& l' n# @9 k' `I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
3 f0 N4 V7 o7 ~- B# F. @% z我吹雞打你班友 。 0 A: Y$ G' x8 [ g3 N% X0 e% n! m5 I
* R) u" S4 V ~+ V6 U- V( DStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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) n# [, e4 Z0 ~. ?Face green green臉青青 。
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4 e* v6 d2 u% Z' ]1 ?"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
/ ~- I( |0 e& B+ `/ U( j點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 % S3 |$ J5 N( q; y5 C: G" a: V8 \
: z' v) E! I: n; f3 H+ bYou see road carefully你小心睇路。
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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; e" G3 y; m6 a: l! nYou jump building.你跳樓啦。
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People mountain people sea人山人海。 * n# n2 J* P0 i: ^" k. i: ^
1 w/ y4 z( B/ u9 h! MAre you road?你係唔係路呀? 6 u5 B- f8 |9 `; p* C$ }
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Eat banana食蕉 o" M9 C& c# C4 U5 a$ N' H+ }
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 . \, ]4 Z' I+ c' `: [% m
7 z/ e' D, ]' {( ~$ W3 {8 p r! \How senior are you?你算老幾?
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What the water are you?你係乜水?
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& J4 e8 s& E6 T9 n( hWhere are you come from?你邊度架? 9 X4 P! k0 `6 `" h- o4 V2 [
8 E( v0 e# U. I, H/ {Do you big me?你大我呀? ! m# f: \: ?* E- f" W5 O
7 F H9 ^3 i& m ]0 w, z, iZebra chops people班馬劈友 。 2 H! ?5 V! ?/ l$ G' ~
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Do the world做世界 。
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。 8 q0 t1 N- f2 r" S3 ~
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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Cut girl 界女
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$ g& U% M5 k L" Z) {The king of cutting girl.界女王。
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐!
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你! / \5 w6 k6 G1 d& @
1 b& @1 W4 [ W$ V3 N# UCollect father收爹
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& y) x9 n* [0 ~! ~" k, E: v0 k3 o4 [You give me collect father.你給我收爹! 9 D6 g M, O( ]
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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/ H! N* q* X9 c) m2 QLaugh die me.笑死我。
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+ d. A+ O- ]5 l; |/ R( N) J7 BYou give me stop.你同我企係度。 / H3 s7 U" _% v% y- j2 D& A1 O4 v, e
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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2 J. T3 w5 B5 CHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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0 k; S {9 h, a/ w$ wYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. ) A+ q3 n+ i0 F* E2 f+ K
你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上! ' e7 O- f5 c8 |; X- R/ l8 T
# O9 }7 h+ N$ b. j% mEight woman八婆
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野!
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King eight egg.王八蛋
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Black son黑仔 + J' Z0 {# s1 g' s# R+ ]! S3 l
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔!
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; \+ c3 a, ]. QI am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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# @" `& k) V5 g3 cI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙!
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High hand.高手 / {5 a1 G' t7 l
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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; H7 l! z0 z) h$ T" R: R1 u3 KTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 ) N% a; M' t2 Z
2 R6 v5 C/ d. @0 zGood mother.好娘
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1 P5 g3 d) x6 bYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數!
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One old water 一舊水
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗 8 N9 k1 s! f/ n
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" k$ {& {/ q; D& |* e5 ~Measure water/Pound water.磅水 # k$ Z$ c; ~% M9 k
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A dragon service.一條龍服務
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. R( G3 {1 l. ~. i3 O8 zHold hold water.楂楂水 * B9 T8 a) y" G
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Pump water.抽水
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Two hit six.二打六
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Two five boy.二五仔 |
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