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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐        笑到無力食飯~~  
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/ O0 n5 o1 `1 j3 s5 v2 h(轉)港式英語
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; Y( o7 \9 n5 @! I- X! L8 K& P$ W. x! ^Piano piano green 琴琴青 5 T ?$ \' a; b7 V8 a: q
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 2 ?7 `2 _& J: k1 C+ W( o$ e- {3 k
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ! K0 m7 S/ E( u; b6 v1 e. V$ \ [% Y9 N
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行?
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' b4 F5 k" _# TI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇! R [- L" C/ ? M* y8 [' p' Y
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎! 1 h' V# E: Z7 P
1 t! Y& C j+ v* F) eFish skin~魚皮 。
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2 t! G$ e0 L& ]) i2 ~: a+ i1 n. k- |Fall on a street@@ 。
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5 t% v; j' v) x5 ^fall on your street.""你個"K" ( n* |$ k w( v. z# ]9 j- y6 ]/ X
7 `/ p$ n, E4 k/ xBlow water吹水
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。 4 f* Y% J, R" ^4 p. h
' a4 A7 Y; ?6 o! wBlow chicken吹雞
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
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- w/ [4 ]) b |" aStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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Face green green臉青青 。
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* o e2 ~3 K. o( u3 X"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
Y. W: H4 p0 D( D+ f# C點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。 4 o. z8 q( I" ?2 b( k, b" ]
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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# u% u5 f1 y8 r2 y: b2 t, IYou jump building.你跳樓啦。
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$ f# w, K" P; K+ [% tPeople mountain people sea人山人海。
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀? / j' C8 |6 f, W& j) m! p: }6 f
* X. Q) _, X9 A5 qEat banana食蕉 ' w" b7 u# l, b! T$ d8 ?
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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. d2 I* U/ K0 `3 tHow senior are you?你算老幾?
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# j" [& I: E; DWhat the water are you?你係乜水? 8 p) A+ v8 z7 X' I5 d! x5 h- t
1 C( v8 Z" f8 A2 K4 T& n, fWhere are you come from?你邊度架?
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! \0 u( {7 z# Y1 e* I$ N! v% @Do you big me?你大我呀?
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。 2 v' Y6 }9 c/ Q1 M4 w
]6 p3 P* D1 d5 KDo the world做世界 。
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% V" A8 J P: S+ D% TBig tea rice大茶飯 。 6 ^9 D5 |8 B* k" I7 ^6 @! ^7 \+ V
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? * ^ `+ i6 T6 c8 J& g. a
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Cut girl 界女
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。
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4 O# L5 A ^7 R' x+ e, b) l/ PCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐!
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% w) P7 N6 f# I8 ~' \: k" jI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你!
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; w2 W% J8 L r! ^6 Z) O7 NCollect father收爹 - }9 ] p! s2 }/ @( Z$ t U) }. ?
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹!
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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Laugh die me.笑死我。
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。 9 H3 y7 T* B4 x1 z7 A* M$ D. u" J" V
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3 m( j; E M- r" Z+ a: A& C8 LHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。 1 M+ [# ^" Y2 b# R, a
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. & @% w+ a+ H1 T) r
你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上!
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Eight woman八婆
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" u, ]6 K" _2 @9 x8 BEight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野!
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, ?* N$ w% `" g: f$ J0 }King eight egg.王八蛋 6 N7 X- f& O" j' `) Y9 J
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Black son黑仔 8 Q! I* J, ? \6 r0 _
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔!
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Wear grass著草 / I: k2 e' R {; q: h" F
8 F/ V2 Q7 L9 QI am wearing grass.我著緊草。 U, G9 |5 o0 P
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙!
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8 P$ V+ y9 f9 Z/ q/ J! L' V3 MHigh hand.高手 4 H4 `) F# N: T; J$ Y: _$ _! D( _
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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2 M# F2 r7 B% R1 g% l4 r. PTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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Good mother.好娘 7 f+ w' T$ n: D( p4 m. v4 E% L) F8 q
# h, @9 @; B( j* g7 {You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數! 0 t: r9 @" }% m. R& t4 \! ~
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5 R* Y2 W* W$ o& ~One old water 一舊水
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春? 1 A7 {, D8 _. V1 k- { J. y
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 - M* J1 L \; P2 m4 u! m
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水
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/ y/ [7 t" J, R5 C4 V+ {9 T$ XA dragon service.一條龍服務 # e7 X* K% h$ D) a
7 u$ {+ F2 H( P! tHold hold water.楂楂水 & o+ A9 z/ t. s% l+ @$ O0 h
, W' k) |4 K' w: ~6 S1 D( s& mPump water.抽水
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Two hit six.二打六 ( q7 p X9 v/ k+ m/ U. X4 [
2 W% k) C4 n$ K8 {Two five boy.二五仔 |
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