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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐  笑到無力食飯~~ ) |7 a8 j: b2 m
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Piano piano green 琴琴青
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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# w9 S Z Q1 {" {; \% t5 G$ y( AI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！ 1 O( |' O! T. O5 b9 G" z
4 @1 Y9 b/ K. G3 `1 `6 `1 EIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！
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Fish skin~魚皮 。
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i" G& n4 X2 W" n3 DFall on a street@@ 。 Z9 d9 `6 g$ G8 C
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fall on your street.""你個"K" 1 R& h3 N3 n g
9 m9 j/ _8 [& ]9 G4 I8 ZBlow water吹水
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' a/ l+ }: p! i. qMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。 4 j# p1 f% N7 k/ y
/ I8 }) e4 y% B, e! s5 M9 ~Blow chicken吹雞
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7 v1 {) R- T( _; D" VI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 3 P7 o. m" C$ m- J4 E8 s
我吹雞打你班友 。 & M- E. l, v$ c2 H& @6 N6 J0 B
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 1 Y: P" c5 m7 e6 H/ i
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Face green green臉青青 。
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, `* g1 ~) B2 G4 ?. v" N( e"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。 & }0 H1 P7 ]2 v4 N0 i
+ ~0 m5 O& {8 E& L# S* @: aYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。 2 O% \: C% T+ c8 n1 ]4 I5 X# g
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。 ( \8 D; ~) [1 Q" T
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People mountain people sea人山人海。
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀? . w5 R. {. k; v% `2 q" P4 L
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Eat banana食蕉
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 : Y: [" }1 x. k3 W
/ K8 _ m! f, G0 n+ E* H, P2 vHow senior are you?你算老幾? & D2 h1 W/ \* n1 U n5 n5 k8 |2 q
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What the water are you?你係乜水?
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Where are you come from?你邊度架?
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1 H' e" ~ p0 \0 J5 L# N+ DDo you big me?你大我呀?
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。 ' L( h6 Z$ s, z: z3 d" H
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Do the world做世界 。
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。
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/ f/ g8 Y4 a. n4 H9 Z0 k6 W$ IWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? }- d1 B1 s) n3 w- A- @3 c
6 i. h" E9 [0 Z; V* a" {* uCut girl 界女
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( F, o+ t% {1 ^1 P* H7 qThe king of cutting girl.界女王。 # D5 Y& s) D+ Q
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！
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Collect father收爹 ' g. D# P$ T7 I6 t
! D3 b @8 z8 D/ x/ uYou give me collect father.你給我收爹！ . n' k, \/ A8 ]7 e1 a
$ J& T& [5 r. E) ] { SDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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2 q2 ^4 M- y+ A+ k! d. A% GLaugh die me.笑死我。 6 P/ E+ `* i5 m3 A; S
6 {+ M" N- e# B$ H' }You give me stop.你同我企係度。 , h4 X$ B( G1 o4 g
( Z' G: l' [5 d+ P6 c4 zAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。 7 q! n8 @4 L/ U ]) V+ k$ B" P
% d" K, V V5 I+ q- _1 U/ JHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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/ T0 G8 T7 J$ I7 z- [ O/ dYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. 3 y% F0 N+ G/ D: X
你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！
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4 v; \/ u1 D( ]Eight woman八婆 . k. h$ p5 \& u8 Y/ r# n8 \8 i5 H
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野! - `4 \( e: t. O# t- [5 J
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King eight egg.王八蛋 , b) H+ O8 T; _- a
% ~( Z; k1 X; j1 ABlack son黑仔
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！ 9 @$ Q; Y1 Z- S
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Wear grass著草
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% j ?6 y, c9 v! tI am wearing grass.我著緊草。 / K6 p5 ^9 H# ~% G* T
9 P0 V5 t7 s' J( I! w; ~3 MI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！
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- c( V6 C1 g2 @. ?High hand.高手
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" ]/ @8 L4 ?- Y7 H( tA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 * L+ [" B7 Z5 ]4 }
N( b$ C d3 \8 bTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 ' Y/ D) V3 P* Y! H2 r3 r
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Good mother.好娘 0 g& p* y& s2 E
7 O) }3 k* G6 D; `! [; z1 yYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！
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5 v' l o' |5 IOld dot.老點 % X+ d: x x/ n0 l4 p; a6 }
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One old water 一舊水 7 w1 Y6 w/ _& d( |
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, W. G& s. P0 X1 xA dog of eating @@.食屎狗 . B/ [5 _3 a Y& {' g" @( t; z5 r
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 $ S# U; S' k8 K. ^: t3 H
6 |# e5 P/ n5 d( |5 q$ y' fMeasure water/Pound water.磅水
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A dragon service.一條龍服務 ) |( |, s. k4 C/ n# v: f7 U
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Hold hold water.楂楂水 5 r w3 ]! S9 U) S9 f! z: Q
y1 ~5 V# e [; Q+ B; ]* cPump water.抽水
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Two hit six.二打六
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Two five boy.二五仔 |
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