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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐        笑到無力食飯~~  
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) V0 `9 d" H- S6 m( m- |(轉)港式英語
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Piano piano green 琴琴青 1 j8 R+ `7 h( n- V; ]
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ! " A- M6 E( v# y( U7 g' B
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行? + ?' K) \& _& e, l0 l
& D4 x: t( P. N; L0 gI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇!
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9 C/ b6 f L$ @! r2 P% xIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!
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Fish skin~魚皮 。
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+ z8 @" b5 y- A1 QFall on a street@@ 。
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4 A W p8 f1 afall on your street.""你個"K"
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9 J+ X& b/ q4 R' K( XBlow water吹水# R- Z# n u9 d
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。 : ~1 L' g, H5 b; @+ ~
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Blow chicken吹雞
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 3 H( D. p, r- ~
我吹雞打你班友 。 , H$ Y+ [5 h/ B1 d/ n9 M+ R
4 F- a2 \1 a5 p2 ZStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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, f+ O+ A1 s# O( w# x- T7 D' ]Face green green臉青青 。
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. Q8 s( L) Y+ \" N' ^$ B. b"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" / ]4 p9 F1 y9 v
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 & n; Q7 G3 b3 }/ K% C+ \" v- C6 P
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。 [, f- ?, n" V3 V" i) s
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。 " o) g4 j; {* V' v( d( F, f
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People mountain people sea人山人海。 ! K1 w4 ]1 V; N
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀?
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$ z* z9 r+ ~, y! CEat banana食蕉 % f- Z& L1 o: p- t. q6 p
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 4 ~' z4 ?& B. |
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How senior are you?你算老幾? s/ y6 D$ }. X. W& U9 J
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What the water are you?你係乜水? 6 m: B& B) E- d8 g. l- Z
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Where are you come from?你邊度架?
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. K j% j6 P4 K& j% n) ^2 CDo you big me?你大我呀? . X8 U% n. C: P' J. i c
/ D m. z% A% x, _1 Y Y' vZebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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) U+ q+ \$ p% A- I0 h8 Q, R" qDo the world做世界 。
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- w( k' T( w7 ]3 l5 s$ _9 _# ]0 eBig tea rice大茶飯 。
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? 7 }" @8 Z, b) u2 t+ F+ g i
: s& T+ K. b' LCut girl 界女 # D+ V8 c7 h- d9 D# W
! T' _: u. ^+ MThe king of cutting girl.界女王。 * R. H- Y/ U- T
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐! $ i9 l; V7 j5 s0 @7 J( z1 Z' @
8 I# u9 [2 a) I8 g( YI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你!
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7 v5 O" E# W8 y' H: J0 J- h" PCollect father收爹 9 K, V& \+ k& Y$ r7 M
. s; E W+ ~" O+ s7 y& mYou give me collect father.你給我收爹! . D3 `3 }. _4 y
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? # ^/ h0 V7 k" u6 M' x" D) J* L0 _
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Laugh die me.笑死我。
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。 6 P8 |3 E3 z1 |. r" r& E: H
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。 % z, e' T5 v0 }1 R8 v% {
% N* j6 t/ G& R& _ sHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。 ; n H& Y! h# Z% u
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. 5 ~0 x5 f% V0 ~% R3 t5 `" h
你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上! 9 ~: c6 a) y+ G, W( h" Q2 e
, B- T/ S& Q: Q( a' UEight woman八婆 4 F( R! v* K& f; B H8 z" j
- m' s, U& @' s5 J' e0 [Eight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野! * K. x; ^ ]$ k: m4 b
2 k; k8 _* C2 ~+ k. w3 A6 HKing eight egg.王八蛋 & s" |3 k* g/ u! g
4 B2 [5 \/ ^/ o7 ]1 n4 SBlack son黑仔
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔!
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Wear grass著草 0 \5 ]( c X# J" G" s' h
- E: {% c9 v# G- b3 gI am wearing grass.我著緊草。 ( c1 q# n0 Q/ N- s
! `$ W. c7 `$ n( J4 N: |I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙!
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0 l( `6 e+ X8 S9 h- G1 OHigh hand.高手
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& `$ h' r+ g) U- |/ KA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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8 k j9 O# {5 I' T+ z& UTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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# F6 ^% ~9 v* z# EGood mother.好娘
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數!
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One old water 一舊水
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3 |, Q( K7 V9 r9 @ CWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗 1 P' `9 o/ g* a* l: S$ x+ E7 m
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水 * f: y# }' }1 ~0 ]
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A dragon service.一條龍服務 ; J7 W2 h, ?' p" \2 s% h
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Hold hold water.楂楂水
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Pump water.抽水 2 ?1 m1 H5 w& r0 c0 B- q0 z
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Two hit six.二打六
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Two five boy.二五仔 |
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