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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐        笑到無力食飯~~  8 |; I9 J# a2 J
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(轉)港式英語 6 m/ M/ l5 Q" T* Y
6 {- S* Y& R* H$ {7 U2 J; Q; uPiano piano green 琴琴青 0 j: ~+ A* h) ]' R
( p/ Z; z% D! O% e, U2 z" t+ Z# V" jPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 , A; }- G1 O8 w6 K. a
7 j8 S& @' f& _I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ! , W/ s6 a- \- ^' M3 Q
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行?
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: A8 ?! e1 J- rI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇! ) K+ S% w9 @% q l; h# [
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!
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Fish skin~魚皮 。
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Fall on a street@@ 。 ; r4 Z+ B- v9 B
# H d& h% I; R( a# vfall on your street.""你個"K"
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Blow water吹水
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6 d8 c+ [1 K# ^. pMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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; a+ y6 d+ I- B+ YBlow chicken吹雞 & S/ m+ Q1 T& b( }( C& j8 w
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
* l/ n# ^) R8 l1 f. T我吹雞打你班友 。
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 , P( s ]- h1 t
% W2 F8 G9 p+ n& |Face green green臉青青 。
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" ) }' Y7 q- v& v0 G" U% ]: h
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 0 ^5 j& }" S" H' K' h
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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1 k5 V' D5 T/ `: hYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。
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+ r G' D; Y6 A* |) g2 U& n) JPeople mountain people sea人山人海。 / m$ V7 M4 l3 k/ u% m8 ~7 k! p
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀?
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6 U: P' q1 M% V/ \& }5 ZEat banana食蕉 4 d. p/ v2 j7 T0 o
7 P* f) K# v1 |0 o$ {; w' e' W! k: O( [You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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How senior are you?你算老幾?
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What the water are you?你係乜水? ' J3 j, M- `- t" ^8 g e
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Where are you come from?你邊度架?
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Do you big me?你大我呀?
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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Do the world做世界 。 3 |: R- r+ n! C# R9 Q/ h1 ~
" K( C+ I2 `% @$ P7 e9 uBig tea rice大茶飯 。 ; P$ @5 W3 Y' d
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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Cut girl 界女
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。
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d, `' |: [/ A1 D! b4 QCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐!
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你!
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Collect father收爹 * Y! ^* N# j; K
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹!
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+ W" r: a, E6 M/ N7 _Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? : A' ?8 ]$ ?: d6 `5 E% S% o& r
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Laugh die me.笑死我。
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% s9 K1 U/ X% H6 e/ a1 Q0 TYou give me stop.你同我企係度。
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0 ?. t! G+ Y7 O& u) W/ PAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。
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9 e& P. U$ t. {7 d; p6 D7 T7 ^8 i1 AHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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1 o* G! s# }6 ^5 \1 r- mYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. * H2 d* F- K0 ~1 p, W7 J
你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上! - h* l! r9 G2 Z( i# {" m' E# k
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Eight woman八婆 4 t* e3 d. p$ C9 Y
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野!
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. k4 Y) h4 V$ s: F. U) DKing eight egg.王八蛋 ) W& y1 D3 V3 W, ]
2 r$ U2 {+ g& \2 G! q. U/ P2 jBlack son黑仔
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔!
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Wear grass著草
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3 q7 a2 y3 h7 o0 [' p* jI am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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1 r' `. C* ^- {# ^4 wI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙! 8 W$ `4 p' V7 S: i2 ?' f n
4 y( u8 v& u2 J( sHigh hand.高手
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 ) G- P+ |6 e3 ]" ^
- b t5 G2 |2 gTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 O. @- {, f0 x- y/ a1 x9 ^) e
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Good mother.好娘 8 D9 t( E" D" P: Y
- ^0 V! M) ~" wYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數! 9 b% L* b6 o' U! ^9 R8 f
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Z- W* c. v8 o; POne old water 一舊水 9 N5 P i6 k& E, W
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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" _$ K: t% D6 nA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 / n3 [( {' B8 z( q
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水 1 r; t6 M$ G6 g9 z& b
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A dragon service.一條龍服務 - A7 ~& |, k2 g0 F9 |
3 R% g: `3 |0 i2 pHold hold water.楂楂水 ! `" C. ]* V/ z- u- h
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Pump water.抽水
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Two hit six.二打六
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