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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐        笑到無力食飯~~  4 B H; w; J$ ]& G u+ C5 W
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(轉)港式英語
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& D8 c2 U! j/ F9 o! M7 |7 kPiano piano green 琴琴青
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ! , t6 ?; ` I" G& Z
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行?
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇!
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$ @4 G/ Y3 E5 E9 [If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!
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Fish skin~魚皮 。
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8 V" k5 `' [7 |% p- S' q9 g# L3 G. |7 DFall on a street@@ 。 : C- [6 N5 s& L
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fall on your street.""你個"K" $ y! C, N7 s7 e. Y. h/ p. F
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Blow water吹水0 R8 t0 u* I7 f+ B5 q$ {' N% `
/ L; b. H2 |% K/ _: a: ^+ ~Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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L, N: Y" F/ H# `; KBlow chicken吹雞
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( x; T. I9 z" W; KI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
^ t4 b& u/ n$ F4 L, F, ~/ A! o- j我吹雞打你班友 。 % i8 v- o4 ?# g
5 O# Y1 j4 M' C! z& r \Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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) x* ]) e2 o9 p+ \, I& oFace green green臉青青 。
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7 Y. Y! D7 d; v. U"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" 4 Q1 C0 N! I M5 }: X8 F
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 : C/ h% E: b' \4 @: R0 P
- M1 I( c) A1 C b, h' S# O2 ?2 H% }You see road carefully你小心睇路。 ) G& M( L% x! o: `% A
" x% P: Y+ g6 w8 IYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。 % T, @. _7 {, _% b8 N. k2 f$ v& e$ p
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。
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People mountain people sea人山人海。 $ d* y9 n4 D7 g, k2 h" ?7 E3 g
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀? ! r1 v2 V3 C2 ]* t# X# b3 D; a
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Eat banana食蕉
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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; z* B* _5 Z }; U7 UHow senior are you?你算老幾? # f3 C) w* P; i6 t' F
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What the water are you?你係乜水?
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Where are you come from?你邊度架? 3 U5 K" e3 k* O# `. O
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Do you big me?你大我呀?
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。 * b& t+ a2 q4 i O* I$ B; i( @
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Do the world做世界 。
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。 7 q4 s/ ^- Q& A: b* S
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? / B& { v/ r- q+ x( m3 H1 \
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Cut girl 界女 3 d4 w* e" i6 d& g* K
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐! 3 G3 W" D$ P* g! i4 L$ j4 N5 L
5 I7 C5 Y3 M" l" G5 ?' XI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你! H: C! F! j) `+ ?
3 l1 ~$ Z5 g4 Z* l3 c; Y* PCollect father收爹 b6 ]1 C' F+ y) S) X
' F, ]* f u6 f6 \# w/ U& `You give me collect father.你給我收爹!
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' a5 u6 p- B% e) a9 @, L YDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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Laugh die me.笑死我。
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。 , r( W# U! a9 U7 g" R
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。 9 J6 a2 W& m+ m
/ i1 Q0 G0 T/ j& ^! ZHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. N, h: a/ Y/ L" m& @, J
你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上! & W2 L9 `: w7 X+ J. J8 K
0 \3 z/ D/ e2 W" [( D( \Eight woman八婆 & j9 ]) U- d2 O1 H( G; Z
- ]# T& v9 ]# i$ }9 _- _! SEight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野!
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King eight egg.王八蛋 $ m0 t1 N& [+ a
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Black son黑仔
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔! W; O. B" R8 N! J3 C
: R( w! G: ^: t# N L! Q+ p3 m1 KWear grass著草
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。 2 s# A( q6 M/ o9 G
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙!
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! \' C/ E( q2 s$ i- UHigh hand.高手 - |& Z) x Y: k, B z0 @) r
' v; I9 B! J4 W$ @A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 . E# k9 @2 s5 Q3 |7 d
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 * Q' X0 Y3 a2 \1 @8 R" E' `# k
) `7 q# h* Z+ U( L2 \; jGood mother.好娘 ( @/ U& B4 [7 N
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數! + a4 T& r. I4 d- _7 G
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One old water 一舊水
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春? ' K3 y4 A3 q' S+ G
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗 ! n! S1 v8 n% y6 C3 o
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 * E1 ~( D2 a3 r
8 h2 q# z- e1 m% g/ jMeasure water/Pound water.磅水
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, [' M$ G3 g8 O" L7 S6 M; xA dragon service.一條龍服務 1 R2 A% E: v2 m1 Z3 N2 K9 J
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Hold hold water.楂楂水 ! a0 R7 ~+ H0 G/ h s" x
. D7 v0 i- [0 X" F7 C+ x8 ?Pump water.抽水
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Two five boy.二五仔 |
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