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笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到無力食飯~~
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' ]0 e$ N( x+ ~( P! O4 `(轉)港式英語
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Piano piano green 琴琴青 , k" ~: ]- M# `, @' p8 j/ v/ o: b
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ! 4 T- B& n; x- g. J% w

2 Y# u) }$ H6 w/ fYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行? 6 ~! [9 w/ J# a) ~# v- v! _

/ y9 `, `, i+ X! j  Q* r; i- uI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇! 8 N3 N; V( U; |$ v* H- L

" l' p; @  ~, t7 v1 y- y6 w( pIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!
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& @8 p  I" S* _! B7 uFish skin~魚皮 。 3 n' y  V. M! c' b" y4 c
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Fall on a street@@ 。
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fall on your street.""你個"K" " s: A7 y0 f7 a9 t

- N9 p3 Y; f7 f9 t! TBlow water吹水
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$ I$ }! a+ s$ z  r- c9 R  L7 w& QMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。 4 w2 g$ x9 g$ O( h/ v

# S, G; z+ I2 ]6 G/ R" mBlow chicken吹雞 ! q5 E6 D: G. F1 Y% d- I) l9 H" y% i
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
* X7 o" j+ g% ?, N1 |- u: o6 J我吹雞打你班友 。
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+ X3 D6 {- X, J* d* v4 tStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 # N/ t& e* _9 ~& y0 W$ |) ~  j+ p

, X! t7 D. R! e: r8 S2 xFace green green臉青青 。 , _& X6 ?5 e0 J$ M) n/ ^  }

& E  d0 g$ z6 g% ]"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
7 l' ~8 D3 @! Y  M+ l, S: `點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。 # f# u! S, o2 A, |) q

) y# z; Q" C1 E0 M/ E: \% {+ r5 MYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。 9 |. U$ Z4 Q: b' d5 l
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People mountain people sea人山人海。 $ g0 I* W( ~3 R( `

) S9 [6 y7 a6 ^+ PAre you road?你係唔係路呀? * F! z: @$ F; ~

" l+ W9 V$ K3 F  ~* ]3 `Eat banana食蕉 # p- t/ f2 B' ?  Y
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 * X* h' J% _' D3 J* a/ K  I; y

0 W% ^. Q. r; A5 X( d0 s! X2 g) WHow senior are you?你算老幾?
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: {) b! `6 e$ l8 q5 Y$ cWhat the water are you?你係乜水?
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: w4 h2 ^* @0 S3 l" O; xWhere are you come from?你邊度架? $ [; r) g! l3 Z( |) C

; }) ?( B2 U( ?( |: eDo you big me?你大我呀? ' d1 k: o) M' {" R2 z" \

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% `9 i, x& L0 K! B6 ?, [% JDo the world做世界 。
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% ?$ W1 n9 `. l7 }" x; bBig tea rice大茶飯 。
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? 5 c5 x6 h* M3 p* V

  S. e( P$ D* O0 a8 j% oCut girl 界女 & [8 N/ I. A7 K3 f" }+ b* {
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。 1 s! R6 E) G" U9 d1 |
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐! 6 N0 }" f3 X6 ?" ?  V0 Q
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你!
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) n" e- D2 T. G' U" K5 k$ KCollect father收爹 * k8 s' x; J% S! K+ i/ s; M' l' J

1 x1 W& f  n. O" z; }& ?You give me collect father.你給我收爹!
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' o" W+ t' z' |4 L3 Y, H4 VDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? " s- C7 ~' Q8 H+ q/ l, ~* x0 v

4 H" y  m% t/ M/ p. zLaugh die me.笑死我。 ( T( H' B1 J2 a+ [' p
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。 - E* \/ F; r% H% g
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 2 o# Y8 V# k4 n! c& [: o
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
: u4 E* D! l' c* F4 Y# N; r% T你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上! * W6 a, X2 [) W6 D$ S  ?
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Eight woman八婆 & T7 p3 R4 c& M6 O! R0 k% e3 Y" D7 V

! P) j3 k& r' BEight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野!
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King eight egg.王八蛋 % m3 I- S& Q$ r* N0 ]7 j& ~6 A
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Black son黑仔
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/ F, m3 W- i* P' XToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔! * N3 P3 }8 e4 R, f

" u. n  b4 t; {9 AWear grass著草
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。 3 x! |, b$ n; R! P* k9 h% k! T
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙!
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High hand.高手 - A$ ?( _- K: x) b
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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$ {+ C% V' I$ H5 L& ]* _2 v8 cTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 7 N4 h' u* B7 D8 S7 [
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Good mother.好娘 4 q: X5 ^/ `; w) z+ L7 v! V

7 f" d1 o) V/ R5 M( y. aYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數!
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Old dot.老點
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8 Y3 h9 U: ?# j. M" u; y* ^One old water 一舊水 8 N- y3 G6 Y: _$ Z# Z& G
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春? * `; _) o; [* X/ v
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗 ' B: t; A7 y0 n% e% F
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 : h) O( O; E, w- Y  r
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水 , H( V3 Z4 ^" M
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A dragon service.一條龍服務 5 n( S' G2 k* W# U, l' R3 A' o

- E- K0 T( R5 c# T+ bHold hold water.楂楂水
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Pump water.抽水
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. }1 s  S% Z8 U- dTwo hit six.二打六 ! \! x) g7 u1 h/ _- Z& a( g
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Two five boy.二五仔
This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......
還有
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- v. x4 K# R0 e- ^9 {* R% Ayou no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
# n4 y- B$ t0 ]2 ^# i7 U- dI hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:+ K9 j( j% W, d
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2 H) x  C5 X+ y( q& xyou no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳. r9 ^9 n5 b; T
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
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用inside..
民主定民粹?
之前睇過啦..
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個人意見~~

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呢d野﹐可以自創。
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good rope 好索
有d以前睇過
( |5 F# n5 d" q, ~( a  j最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
# k. A) n: P" C仲有one mountain higher than one mountain一山還有一山高
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so many ppl like that
>If you have enough ginger5 |9 r* B) g' {

( m' ~8 L, K* p3 Q7 |+ o8 g# Y我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD
oh , thanks ! + s* {# l0 V% J
i very need it !!!
拉你呀 !!!
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