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笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到無力食飯~~! }" s; H  {8 B& ]

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(轉)港式英語 ! Q/ {! @8 e" C' O

7 j/ T7 ]3 j4 p! l: ~  q) R1 ?Piano piano green 琴琴青
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1 L8 B8 w: }" e* d+ tPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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+ W9 q; h7 B# I3 H4 t3 t' \I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ! ) A+ x% F) s4 Y. @6 L3 w& f/ r
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行?
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇!
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5 l3 i  [9 ]+ b- H, W8 R/ ~If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎! ; x$ w5 r0 ^* q* I

3 d  e5 [- Y& ^# R% g/ [; _- m7 _Fish skin~魚皮 。 + i  C' V% n' O: \; w

1 ^2 Z2 @0 r6 \5 \8 DFall on a street@@ 。
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fall on your street.""你個"K"
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Blow water吹水
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7 I) V4 y* ^; M$ p" z: v. r5 BMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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Blow chicken吹雞
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5 j" T. k7 @" ~& c7 E+ F! UI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
# j! y( F) d& n7 L' g8 K我吹雞打你班友 。
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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Face green green臉青青 。
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
& `. y! G% O! B( P6 `/ }' ?- [' z4 C點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 ; d4 f5 U6 e+ x& x% {6 S
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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8 x+ `% ], h5 k- j0 h; xYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。 : K9 }% e- q5 u! k3 w  {4 K
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People mountain people sea人山人海。 / X7 @9 I! I! u/ H* N% p+ y" `
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀? 9 j$ E: h1 E* y, }; w
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Eat banana食蕉
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3 B0 y) |3 O' t( nYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 ; Y* `. }& J6 j* O8 Q

% X% K$ m: ^  U9 F7 o, K8 N6 w9 sHow senior are you?你算老幾? 6 w- C- H5 H: j  e# k( K5 g

" {+ D+ M- O% ?What the water are you?你係乜水? 0 P' L! a* _: }* Q

, j2 p! R, R* V# c; ~Where are you come from?你邊度架?
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' h$ I0 J* z! e, G2 U- t8 _2 sDo you big me?你大我呀? 0 J% ?, R2 N7 W! n2 n

+ x  t% O. W9 P7 hZebra chops people班馬劈友 。 8 {) b+ Z& E' {0 E& c; @* z

3 ]2 D* I& x8 @$ b* GDo the world做世界 。 4 w4 q4 H  g: g" Z3 |% F
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。 % [9 I& p% h  s$ _" a. x( n/ v7 O
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? % N' A* M; t' b( h3 s5 f

0 G: K7 J. J4 l4 z! ~Cut girl 界女 1 b- v1 ]0 D' \6 ]& v
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。 9 @$ Y- V& o) U, X& |" ]9 Q  @( t; u

+ T0 S) C/ q6 h6 H- M, cCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐!
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你!
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Collect father收爹
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( J. b' c/ a2 P+ ?8 \You give me collect father.你給我收爹!
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9 o/ ^6 a+ @; X# yDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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0 f- m. X; @! t* S/ KLaugh die me.笑死我。
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。 + v% R; }+ U: x7 A

) q9 t) E% l5 O& [" U7 p; ]American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 $ r1 i+ T9 i& `& f: `
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
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$ ~$ v# O: Z+ q. ?; F9 LEight woman八婆 % ]0 N0 W+ `% C" h8 W
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野! ! O' o6 C5 r7 j$ l3 O
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King eight egg.王八蛋
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Black son黑仔 5 ^8 k/ R6 W5 C6 n1 F0 `( R
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔! " Q* E1 e' Q1 M
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Wear grass著草 8 g, Q. B- X5 S' W' h7 J/ N
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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0 z  j( ]7 K8 j: U+ S% D  y8 DI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙! : J0 [5 I; i8 C2 M2 S. r+ f+ T

6 v1 r( a% }/ v' EHigh hand.高手 2 Y8 o) O7 ]% D- X. L

( b' S0 r% N3 N6 q2 n2 K) U3 _A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 4 W; G- ?6 E+ b3 v- w
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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Good mother.好娘
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數!
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Old dot.老點 $ g  U% I" ]4 M3 m" o+ J: E- i* \4 I
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One old water 一舊水
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; Z$ o: M' F( H+ T  H; L) B4 K# |( ?# nWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春? + v9 }- L/ X% d5 G2 V) V7 t

) g3 ?7 b; K' }$ _A dog of eating @@.食屎狗 ! Y4 K( C6 p  U/ j( [) ~1 b! e1 |7 x; Z

7 S$ M( R) ]3 P7 EA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 . B4 ~# e$ @, v( [3 O3 Z, Z

5 ?! e/ Q  S  z1 JMeasure water/Pound water.磅水
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/ I5 M$ _: X: V! bA dragon service.一條龍服務 % x" K* Y1 x* R; C/ c' z
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Hold hold water.楂楂水 1 G' j  G2 }6 M$ d+ c

. s' T0 [1 m/ ePump water.抽水
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7 j. l) c  p. L  K2 `6 NTwo hit six.二打六 5 Y3 `1 _1 Q; b! {

; @& C8 N! y( v' O2 L. F: zTwo five boy.二五仔
This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......
還有
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
# q3 o. ?" ^8 k; n( m  A* c% |I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:5 M! t& T& K6 C3 P; s
還有
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
6 J8 j3 j3 i  Y4 ^4 LI hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
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d人係連inner都唔識...! S3 g2 l7 P3 X' z, M) E
用inside..
民主定民粹?
之前睇過啦..
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直釋-0-
個人意見~~

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呢d野﹐可以自創。
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最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xu06Nyo7u-c&mode=related&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftMDfCaHnao&mode=related&search=
so many ppl like that
>If you have enough ginger
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. ~9 ]# o$ ~8 m我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD
oh , thanks !
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拉你呀 !!!
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