[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job$ l) a( k( g( q( G6 c
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence' M, F  S+ I( M/ B2 B7 Z' G9 X. N& y
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?$ P. y2 j& I8 s# N+ u6 |7 i& X) E' E
a.They give like hell. 8 d5 k' f, \3 N, z- v9 D
b.They do not yell.* f2 s: @( I4 F: {6 I4 ?8 g1 w1 n2 h- _; s
c.They do not tell.
4 S  m% A- u% gd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:! e" c9 d6 o# x* u. a
- a HEART to love him,
- M) y" r/ P% @+ U7 {& W3 z- a DIAMOND to marry him,
6 h2 D" R! k8 |( @- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
) @5 g5 }/ ^; ~2 D: Q' t& V- a SPADE to bury him!( z, i, ^0 f' O# A2 [& L

3 x1 \2 P; v1 e4 P4 ~8 n4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
* e  j1 P7 s  q9 Z( J2 {- D0 oBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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) N# ^5 V4 Z3 a3 ]+ q2 F$ m1 l5) What is the strongest muscle?
/ [' \9 N% W  N! @. IThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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2 V( A4 W+ m! T( Q$ `6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?! |2 F, g: ~& N) I
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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5 e( l5 f/ _$ _1 d9 X1 i% c$ G& H* l7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
) e  m- l" z1 A) o4 HWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?: m) z, L7 C1 D# m
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~0 k0 ?6 S, X' Z$ b
keep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great