[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
) c# u! Q6 }) x1 [6 h99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
) _. w1 g+ b" a8 y% ]/ ha.They give like hell. 4 ~4 @6 n! r; n6 U8 T
b.They do not yell.
8 g7 O* ]# F3 n: mc.They do not tell.- T( z5 N. K% ~5 ^) \" j
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:$ j! q  s4 n& `! l5 S4 S" R
- a HEART to love him,
$ s8 O; M, _( |- a DIAMOND to marry him,
: `1 Y8 q6 ]$ m, `1 O9 Y- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
0 j9 w2 y( B* c- a SPADE to bury him!9 k5 l4 a5 Y+ |, ?. D4 j* a
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?0 t6 _5 s3 S/ a% V2 V. ]( G
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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9 X- L" z# u% c" S) }5) What is the strongest muscle?$ u6 H. C2 C& w' a( o* s  o
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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: [2 H( D7 s1 l& k6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
+ o4 q  y7 f# sThe arse hole is always in front of you.; h: {! M7 I" r
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
, y. ]/ p% ^" b# w5 i; ]0 H  W! B+ hWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
' y8 {$ z" S( aThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~: a: E, S6 C. c) c
keep it up~~* v: V$ M, Z/ X: P5 K" L3 `4 r
cheers

maksim2046

that is great