[English]: Jokes..

小强

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  z- z9 t( V$ ~0 P1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job2 r6 c* j) X1 ^5 Q# w
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?  L& B9 `! Y& O
a.They give like hell.
- H: Y: ~5 b1 v/ Qb.They do not yell.
  i& \; p+ M, c4 h* Y6 ]c.They do not tell.
9 m9 K7 C, |' @  wd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.$ j7 a/ h' ~. \7 c- J
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:2 g8 v/ A% [- R# e0 w* u8 ^
- a HEART to love him,3 i4 W8 h2 k+ ?1 ?
- a DIAMOND to marry him,; [; W: o" e/ Q( ?* t
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and& a) V; G# [% c6 F" y
- a SPADE to bury him!
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9 S: `8 |3 w+ m3 ?9 x/ e  y/ |4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
3 i5 \4 l. [+ _$ p! Q* T. b1 Q) Q8 pBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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8 h" K; p4 n: z0 ?. o! N9 m- ?5) What is the strongest muscle?+ t7 g  X- f* U( i0 r* n& ]% r" f
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!% w' D2 J+ s' y  p# C

2 b4 m/ n- x. a5 G8 @* Q) w6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?0 A/ J" @' X( a! A, P0 p
The arse hole is always in front of you.  ^! a( l3 `' J: {5 [0 C& H
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
; W2 m7 I' {5 z3 d' k) b8 dWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!: L9 r- n; ~5 p7 t/ z# Y& v
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?" e4 B2 p- g) t- \: p6 Q, c
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
1 C8 Y1 ^0 y4 C% ikeep it up~~6 Y; z( n5 ~1 z, H
cheers

maksim2046

that is great