[English]: Jokes..

小强

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: t5 V5 l( B6 b6 J1 k$ `1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
8 H+ Y) t4 V. t8 n99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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. h& _* ~4 Y$ k( I6 z! q; p2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?, [4 @% D: Q. t: R6 O9 a
a.They give like hell. % y6 e' M. g$ q
b.They do not yell.2 T/ I/ Z3 w1 v# m9 I
c.They do not tell.
% q3 r) o: X* Ed.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.+ F) E; G) O3 I  T% [- Y% m
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
- t& ~' I0 H6 ~3 v' O4 C- a HEART to love him,
. E" O; E# o0 L- a DIAMOND to marry him,* V/ _  D! v* T- i& c5 J" G
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
- u& B  h/ a; m- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?6 P4 Y/ N; I( b) b- L7 B7 F9 a
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later) [5 \( W4 ^& Y; f. E

* X& [. B0 f/ w. O5) What is the strongest muscle?7 @. c) {( W, Z1 p
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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. j0 S  E& ^9 k# ?# f6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?7 k: S# ^8 s" w9 `; Z5 D
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
. ~5 X) C, L2 ]; r+ A* NWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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' g7 @" @8 J& i: ?8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?6 a6 z5 a1 x) X& A, e
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~# l0 D. B0 g+ C* {! S+ l: w1 B7 h
keep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great