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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
9 g3 l1 T/ ^2 K5 p' q+ `) n h' d99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence/ w: w9 Q' @2 M& Z. C. W5 Z
6 V- \3 ~6 V" B( l4 c2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?7 s! a, N: M6 `& o
a.They give like hell. ( j+ g! E+ q& z Q" I" e3 C n
b.They do not yell.
, M+ z) s! K- ^" Xc.They do not tell.
4 H, _: ^+ v7 `: V3 ?3 C, id.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.# V: }# y) C" d. E* d: f$ Y, N
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
6 K$ \; A9 I; [/ _' W2 \- a HEART to love him,
# n+ y" b8 i7 a% b- a DIAMOND to marry him,
" F3 @ e8 R; m, j- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
& E% V# S W, U" [8 ^* j* a, r- a SPADE to bury him!5 C( j+ A' M# s. f
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
$ {& t' |. w" [: ?" S' R; CBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
6 F. S% A9 K/ u6 ]+ @6 eThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!7 A# }; d) i' m2 M! {: N# F t1 x
" X( L, c3 P/ y7 j; v6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
; v6 a+ x4 ]) YThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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2 |5 s2 f. {! s0 D. k! B% Z7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
( D) i/ Y% W0 a1 }7 V5 KWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!5 J5 v/ I/ _# A, T) `- H6 I
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
7 v4 d1 Q9 O' t5 B' L( [3 GThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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