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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job9 c1 x$ i) }$ Q! V6 ^3 x
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence8 M% J& ?( L0 T0 E9 g& J
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?% t2 o4 m8 M1 d: ^+ P$ b
a.They give like hell. ) h9 }" C1 E3 v2 X% b/ O
b.They do not yell.
* e2 c" g# g1 R/ j" {: v p+ Yc.They do not tell.
, f7 p- U4 x# D; zd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.4 i. C' Q+ P6 Y- z
$ C! B6 G& c+ A r1 f7 a8 P3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
5 O2 ?9 V! m/ |+ c- a HEART to love him,
) @; R0 W' o& C$ ]- a DIAMOND to marry him,
$ W2 A N% D9 `% B* G+ e8 C5 C& U- a CLUB to smash his head in, and* [+ w) r8 n8 Q( f7 O4 \1 F
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?& E: Y8 b% e4 ?/ ?
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later Q( r* t; _6 R. y1 n" K8 N
% x( W/ g: u) f; P; B. m5) What is the strongest muscle?
2 b. R3 E4 ]* FThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
3 }; t9 ?1 G4 j5 e& G6 {The arse hole is always in front of you.
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: E% x! W' ^) j8 z' I! g7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?. i1 b- q! H* e
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!* W B7 O. `% E$ l" E2 ~- L
' x+ ^0 X0 @$ |. X4 A7 O8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
' y1 b8 U5 Q/ }/ A5 D. OThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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