[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
0 f  s# L2 Q: m  o3 c7 ~5 A99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?$ T3 d9 S* R2 a) Z
a.They give like hell. - X  h: E. f% }4 W, T2 P+ r
b.They do not yell.
8 w! W* L- M, {/ W1 g! J. Jc.They do not tell.
0 F7 q7 y# ~+ h5 v# l. P% E& t0 j1 Z3 hd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:9 C! ?9 p9 n4 T3 w: c2 g3 ]. A/ c
- a HEART to love him,( _/ l4 c3 P& |/ ]1 ~$ a
- a DIAMOND to marry him,: L6 q% F' s3 v, ]# J
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
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% _; [# ^. I  q3 `' q0 ~4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?: N  d6 P6 G, ?) E3 h8 a. U
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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6 m" a6 v) u9 g( h4 T9 [' a  _5) What is the strongest muscle?
8 ?! f8 x+ u; ~# p; sThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!) E% m2 G; m$ K
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
+ B" M7 @  w" n, C! d6 @- s  GThe arse hole is always in front of you.: B2 M% S- [) u7 G6 g

! t. \& R$ W/ Y9 i+ D7 n- k7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?1 s' Y: V1 O3 `8 p- [: I1 J
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!9 w3 \" V+ \9 Q: ?# n8 f
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?# s0 B% c# S" A; t0 O9 R
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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cheers

maksim2046

that is great