[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job8 A3 V# g8 {+ U* `
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence. M8 D  z( }8 ?0 O

$ I* B& v- ?9 D. c+ |2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?8 ~$ h; B) d+ c, A
a.They give like hell.
: t# I( p$ t8 ^0 T2 a9 d0 ab.They do not yell.
+ C! _) O/ W3 h6 e: M- f+ Lc.They do not tell.4 s! r2 N9 V. d
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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# |( F7 \0 M. `3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
5 p8 H: I& _" C6 m; a2 z- a HEART to love him,
" E2 o5 [+ L1 ]& B6 W) S& i- a DIAMOND to marry him,# `" B$ y# d3 e* P
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and0 q1 A  X- e( X* ?
- a SPADE to bury him!% }0 S5 C8 Q+ o& Z! k( S4 e' L

/ y% b" Y, R2 E8 ?( o4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?  |" Q( n) y" x* J% s
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
/ r* n$ \' ~8 t) XThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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5 g$ u) E) V- X8 X4 `  I6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?' l9 v0 K$ H4 m/ R$ e' N
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
! O8 @! {$ s0 K( z3 M" w- xWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8 u: t+ Z5 _0 \9 M8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
* X# f- f8 \# RThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~$ Y, b6 d- I3 ^; c
keep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great