[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job7 S1 Z9 S8 z/ s
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?7 y5 T/ t: K: {  o" p
a.They give like hell. - Q$ c, f1 {- M6 f
b.They do not yell.: Q/ h' l: Q+ k" L) U$ n$ a' w0 A
c.They do not tell.5 f, p( z+ K" D8 ^8 q6 a
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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( M+ u& V4 i0 B$ d, A( G3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
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- a DIAMOND to marry him,
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$ k4 g9 E: R2 Z( G- a SPADE to bury him!0 w1 N( r& c' n( [0 y- `" I/ x: B/ D( Y
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
" K9 T) y- f0 r' FBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later/ g6 I) J( z8 \' u

; v( J5 J* h$ @0 T# z9 \5) What is the strongest muscle?+ P! g' K: y+ Q% \4 R9 ~
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?. V* N3 w( V! V9 E2 O# H# j
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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: W2 n8 P9 r& _+ {, X" [' }* }- j7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?: z9 W8 R+ F+ {0 ~  C8 l. Y: i
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?3 k' W: w) y. Y$ @
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~7 d( T5 X6 \- L9 e' ^' l2 l
keep it up~~% C/ C$ `: m4 x$ o7 z, A1 ?- J
cheers

maksim2046

that is great