[English]: Jokes..

小强

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9 c9 x* c# T+ H9 O2 l1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job; t; e: J* R* }
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence; @. |  ?' c" G, @4 |' _& m

: F0 s, h& b/ ?2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?6 H) X2 i9 ?7 n
a.They give like hell. & ?1 v( g& ~5 F5 Q* b8 T
b.They do not yell.
( E" d% U5 X$ F, bc.They do not tell.7 l1 f$ t5 u, I7 Z- }
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell./ g* _2 ~6 N8 b* a
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:/ o; }. J" z) Z$ Q  ^
- a HEART to love him,, J2 ]4 O6 E: c% d% j
- a DIAMOND to marry him,3 ~# @1 }" K* J, p8 J1 m3 s8 t
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
9 s1 o3 ^3 L( Q% s) r- a SPADE to bury him!
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/ ~5 J: l0 _6 U8 M, ~2 s4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?3 m" J  }: o+ [# e
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later/ d+ D7 \# m! t4 `. N
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
) U% N+ l) B! O& Q/ sThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
! _% g4 g. K( p+ @3 k9 RThe arse hole is always in front of you.) i/ {' C7 \: }, U+ v+ J* u7 R6 X  d

' _0 X9 h# o" R( A/ @( @+ R7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
* U5 m1 |* R% qWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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- C5 N* O' U3 \" g% B8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
/ X/ I& u5 a* y( @. o, m9 b7 A7 ~& c) xThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
* t0 Z. I8 Q! `# q3 n' }keep it up~~
( j/ s+ d) O- l& ?0 Wcheers

maksim2046

that is great