[English]: Jokes..

小强

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' [$ A# t: k0 g1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job0 ?* X7 I( _6 |+ I* K! t. \
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
# `5 C6 s( B5 C7 Q$ la.They give like hell. . D  Q) b, {1 T6 s  E( z( B1 E
b.They do not yell.
" c+ l, y* O% q) I. X5 E; Tc.They do not tell., o4 x3 p( U( l% E; C" \
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.! \( \5 g5 r" K& K5 @8 U5 L
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
1 T' U7 S8 s! _" O4 B% }* Q8 B- a HEART to love him,
# B# {9 Q9 @& B- a DIAMOND to marry him,
5 ]0 U/ \4 X  n& a' q# K$ y- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
, D: H( |6 H/ r- r9 W( J+ f- a SPADE to bury him!: B- j& H  v; u: m3 V

% l6 I  X6 s2 l0 x: w: x6 o4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?. H# s& j% b2 N( w) u2 Q
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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! g5 R+ ^7 G5 p4 ?& d: [+ L5) What is the strongest muscle?: ~. S0 _7 A5 c+ R  l5 o
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?7 c* ~8 ]; V2 E0 p$ g
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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/ s1 o" b/ ^* z0 \) {) [5 x7 O+ P7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
1 P/ }% h! W( K+ M; p1 k) g- v% V$ eWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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$ g$ R: j! _$ ~+ `2 q) m6 A8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?' P, V$ Z& s: ~2 L0 A' M) w! r
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~0 N7 K/ F+ m# |( v/ X8 h6 d; ]/ {
keep it up~~( @0 F! p2 z  j/ u) ?
cheers

maksim2046

that is great