[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job9 E* J; D5 _3 ^
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
8 `3 O3 p+ P" Z5 B- _& _- q" \a.They give like hell. 8 r/ j- [8 p( z
b.They do not yell.
$ ~: C, H/ W& u; |+ W/ Ic.They do not tell.
2 |# Y6 N4 j5 e: G5 D" J9 F. W  t) Yd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.1 \8 M9 B7 h% L, t2 N# b+ }2 M# X  M' I
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:+ z4 x4 K' K: w1 M) D2 B1 W" j, I
- a HEART to love him,
4 m5 m! d$ n: M" H& G- a DIAMOND to marry him,5 V7 Q8 H) e9 ^
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and& x+ g2 }. \0 \$ ~  E" a
- a SPADE to bury him!
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5 V9 N( P2 L9 m% r4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
8 o, N, _# l2 \" nBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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& \6 x: W& @- |& n% _1 D5 F; n5) What is the strongest muscle?3 b0 w" U4 ?$ _$ L
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!& J  q- F+ G5 l$ h. Y7 V! x
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?6 q* r6 J- r: K, N$ a
The arse hole is always in front of you.0 J& @! E2 M( t" G5 ]' a+ |5 W' V/ @

# u; D8 k  J( i. M. e  C7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
8 k3 N5 j. e- a! ^) B( }' L9 ?When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!" E/ J1 C; z+ q# X

* ^& }. L  y; P' l# @& d& y8 V8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?( C8 k% Y) Y- [3 b4 ?
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~% A  I! @& D. C/ X  N
keep it up~~; m+ j# J6 L6 i5 c  N4 ]
cheers

maksim2046

that is great