香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die. " [  q, |5 ]# C4 z% l: c7 g
甘多人死，唔见你死。 - q% U: Q3 s' Y" I
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? . h: c( `" ~2 h% K/ G( y: f
你教我以后点出嚟行?
! Q  n$ g+ J' r9 t6 ]3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
6 e, {3 x! x8 E9 V; M6 P$ M如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 4 N* ~. A# [) t# A6 [5 s
4 "I saw a pork chop"
7 N  \( z6 ~# H7 g我见到件猪扒啊。 8 ?" a1 V7 o( c3 e, q# @! c
5 Are you road? 6 c; B$ e) M+ z& [
你系咪路啊？
0 R2 Y! W, ~6 M; r% {, j" C6 What the water are you? ' g5 I* A. X+ c6 m* x/ b; V
你系乜水啊？
& e+ V# E4 t( w! G- A+ |' K7 Do you big me? ! P; a; z0 z. Q$ c. A0 x
你大我啊？
/ U6 I  D2 e+ e6 f8 Zebra chops people.
; y) \# \7 s: J3 e  p班马劈友。 4 h# j8 Q0 y% X* d9 C! }
9 The king of the cutting girl. 2 ^7 V% Q) k9 X) m% J& B
界女王。
& b  C3 X/ H) S. G7 `10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.   K) }6 c& U# @' |
批我个头俾你当凳坐。 ( w9 Z& ?$ ]* a7 Q
11 Do you think me didn't arrive? % t; E# |' A  _
你当我无到？
8 u0 h& i- y) _7 F7 `12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. " F; j4 X, V; G6 a( v' l$ y- X
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！
1 P; H; R# n# J8 W" B* J: k13 Today I was very black son.
" @6 H: u8 F: M: @0 f+ I今日我好黑仔。 / i+ V2 G# h+ U  x
14 I am wearing grass.
8 [4 X# o1 L! p! ^% e2 t我着紧草。
7 n. e* i2 F5 E! a) L6 H5 V3 x15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
! q. l4 E  R8 v+ v- V3 m3 L你未够班同我讲数！
+ Z$ N/ P1 R8 H" |" L3 U9 H16 Two beat six. 6 Q$ M/ w" a! _% i2 x# T7 l
二打六 4 b! V4 ^  r6 \- d
17 Two five son. ' ?8 y1 |. }! Z/ M+ A0 a: I
二五仔 ; V8 p3 }, S+ I1 u  P" R: y' i
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　
6 P4 i0 T7 x4 E8 n, w5 E琴琴青 6 t! {" J# i0 i
19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　
2 Y0 `0 L* B: `' a# [- _! J我俾D顏色你睇睇！
1 M! N* k1 d' A, j20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　 + f% Z! u2 _- s; U! K' \) G" K2 ]
蠢蠢欲動 。
$ u; S( r. b6 Q& v% z* U# M# D- }21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
6 g/ \8 H! v/ T+ t2 C8 u+ }5 M人山人海 。 ! \( R' f+ n- b+ f
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　 / L: Y* A) v* T( H/ T5 }
你算老幾? ! F6 A1 ?7 M  E
23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　 7 e8 T* x6 |! f1 G
你講乜鬼? 2 l) a1 N( b, i: t
24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　 ' ^$ @! _& o, g" G8 o
我驚你有牙！
) C* u/ p) V8 i( P3 k3 }/ y2 t25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　 4 E/ E  w( [( |0 c. e" N  A8 U9 M
心花怒放。   5 F  ?+ E' n# q* K  T
Fish skin + s: s: d1 X, q# i! n' A, K
鱼皮 。
/ |+ ^5 F! l+ B( p& B0 z) jMonster of blowing water.   ]) z5 a. G3 h8 S: r
吹水怪。
) D- P: R; [7 Y2 D( t5 [Face green green % J5 D# E% l+ n" R+ `0 J9 @# |& N7 C
面青青。
5 @7 I3 ^, j) P: C& R: p- hYou see road carefully
7 {" y* w! g2 ~8 L' e你小心睇路 ' F" S2 g0 c% o1 l
You go to street carefully , s1 d; ?0 N% W: I/ |: D
你出街小心D。
" m4 k4 X' J, R+ y7 ~( l2 D+ TDo the world
: H) r0 Q9 I5 \2 W+ c. S, {3 V做世界 。
" K) s* V- n& H$ S( ]4 WBig tea rice ) n) d0 O- b* Q( E
大茶饭 。
' v  u) |2 `1 q) y6 R# u% YAmerican chinese not enough.
, i% S+ }8 H6 s8 q) `美中不足。 0 U3 k# N  b! u
King eight egg. , ~2 j2 b( X! n- m; v
王八蛋 0 @* F; R6 i( R8 j4 U  N6 f. C" N
High hand.
0 j$ Z; A3 v' E$ k高手 . Y: m8 Z3 Z5 M1 }; [6 Z- v

( P7 h* [; A& g8 w4 X! fOld dot. + [; Z- ?; G" ^' y) x
老点 : a+ i% W# H  e4 ?+ O9 W: ?$ I
One old water . o3 B6 R8 ^# R: k
一旧水 1 K7 b" D9 |2 A0 M# Z
I know your mouse.
" c' m3 }4 Z% b$ l我识你老鼠！
6 Z- I" i' h, X; _4 yMeasure water/Pound water.   @& w2 H! U( H# e1 Z
磅水
% T; ^# F6 v; P2 e1 s) LA dragon service.
, C: A# k+ E2 p% D一条龙服务 8 G3 R) M' i2 R
Pump water.
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
; S7 o. @& w! N" d( u我吹鸡打你班友。
& b# H6 b$ Y0 @# K. Q& dYou jump building.
: d4 S) y  w8 H/ X+ f: ]4 |7 p你跳楼啦。
; q" G0 E5 Y. mYou come back home and eat banana + s7 t- d9 }0 ^% l
你返屋企食蕉啦 / U$ q" x5 y5 a- Q6 C
I give you a hair.
; ?: p2 _( o% ~1 U' I* o我俾条毛你ar! 4 G* _8 k* M- @1 X

$ A/ s0 ]/ ~+ r; I- F2 ?Collect skin
" T0 f; l; C9 A收皮 & P/ W# o4 h/ e/ j# ]( Q. {) ?
Collect father
4 a& M( G9 i/ t( t7 ~! K收爹 " G# L5 t3 @9 Q  l& m
You give me collect father. 7 `$ Z% G) {: ]
你同我收爹！ + s( H/ U' B  f8 p  N' {
Laugh die me.
+ _, x6 M* m3 O* w& m笑死我。
; Q1 J% t$ ]0 b6 }! p' bYou give me stop. * u1 h6 \7 F- I, G' V
你同我企系度。
  u6 B8 ^6 Y0 K' n  k2 O! kEight woman
( z0 T$ S7 O9 t八婆
4 G) K+ P5 X& c( K7 [Eight woman,you are good!
/ q1 F0 x* h' M. F八婆，你好o野!
+ @( `3 V8 k9 X: T% SWhat the spring do you do?
0 d+ r# p5 D, B! r: F你搞乜春啊? ; K* z7 w8 A3 k. r4 h
A dog of eating dung ( t* E. I+ C+ t( x! R- a2 ]
食屎狗
. K$ Q0 H& w; zA ghost of ass
( M9 n! {) p2 C+ Q. i* a屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意....." C% H) a  i9 |- R$ @; Y, Y3 c
都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......7 P3 J- V0 Z$ _, {" |7 a8 d
this is not hong kong style english.....7 R) S: H1 g9 {
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....
$ ]( i1 t" b, s$ f/ Xi've already ban this shit...1 P, A' m  j: r2 L
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.