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1 So many people die, never see you die.
# E$ i# ^4 M2 f7 J: v甘多人死,唔见你死。
* X* d  ~0 X1 E! I: v$ @2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
. X& t/ D. e2 D) \0 P7 c你教我以后点出嚟行? 0 C, N. ^4 G6 G2 U2 I4 k: i; T
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
, s7 e* Y& ^  v5 o9 h% h- U如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。   s; c3 n8 t. x1 b: {
4 "I saw a pork chop"
  z0 G+ N) A; q/ j6 g1 T我见到件猪扒啊。 " K$ O) q& h( B, \
5 Are you road? , ?' G0 _& G5 N
你系咪路啊? 7 I+ @6 i9 m0 m- n
6 What the water are you?
8 q9 z7 u7 X0 o; S( U& D* c你系乜水啊?
( e; p  {# O* g1 _- |7 Do you big me? 0 G" f: ^+ K- m: {% a* D
你大我啊? + c) o( y/ s/ t/ ^2 W
8 Zebra chops people. ; _/ I5 x# Z$ D+ [
班马劈友。
( g" Z  o* b0 t8 [. O) e4 ^# G9 The king of the cutting girl.
! k4 O  `4 U" E0 b; ~8 ]3 g界女王。 * ^( z0 k* n7 }3 X" i/ V
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. 4 |/ G! P+ U5 v1 |& z% X
批我个头俾你当凳坐。
: A+ r6 ~: Q  N( U" q& ?2 U11 Do you think me didn't arrive? & R) l0 Z6 i% Z. f$ s0 ?6 T! Q
你当我无到? 9 p# P( p6 g1 o3 e
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
: c# n, @" R9 \+ e$ V2 r0 x( I3 E你有种,我会俾D颜色你睇,兄弟,同我一齐上!
- Z$ l$ t) r$ c. @1 H% w6 P13 Today I was very black son.
6 u2 a9 I# L) g3 \- r& L, K  |今日我好黑仔。 6 }' Q: u/ ^- z" @7 A- F+ h- ^- f
14 I am wearing grass. - `, Q2 Y9 B7 k( A- P, ]
我着紧草。 / J. h3 A# s* X- i% h
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
; n! y5 `" @/ ]0 W% S你未够班同我讲数!
. k- V6 M/ E. G; e5 w$ D& S16 Two beat six. + V" D- q! H$ Q, g& g
二打六
$ O) N  R; D; n17 Two five son. $ y5 d) o' J/ P7 [! T
二五仔 9 I! C4 J/ C6 o" ]% I0 X& |
18 Piano piano green.           / r' F, w2 _& d' [
琴琴青
* i9 }# Y* i0 `19 I give you some colour to see see.     
0 M1 j2 O" g9 A1 |8 O4 l我俾D顏色你睇睇!
7 @) m9 M. a' h1 m' a3 `20 Stupid stupid want to move .     
& M. [' [7 h$ U& k% Y) V! ]1 @% m蠢蠢欲動 。   c1 z" M+ p5 Q' c7 F& `
21 People mountain people sea .    
! F8 u$ z1 @+ R( A3 a& q/ l人山人海 。
. f2 z' w9 Y- U6 @5 I22 How senior are you?          , Z8 B7 E6 ?0 i* x
你算老幾? % H$ C! w+ H+ z/ s! `
23 What the ghost are you talk?     ( R. A3 q5 k0 R
你講乜鬼? ( X3 e, q3 H* w5 K
24 I fear that you have teeth.         
: N( i9 y- Z. H我驚你有牙!
" o( _; x% k2 W# g5 L25 Heart flower angry open.       * f2 m. W$ b3 m( {
心花怒放。   
: r# r( W9 ]/ m! q+ o" C' GFish skin
* ?- |, D# o  D) z. s鱼皮 。
0 ^) h) W- h$ r! Q! `Monster of blowing water.
) V! r1 A" m. H0 _( A4 K( s吹水怪。
  v3 h$ g3 J0 \1 Q' ]+ oFace green green " G0 E7 u1 d7 `& f5 e' w9 h6 e
面青青。
8 P2 h3 ~- R& _; L' k3 M! DYou see road carefully
# T. a! J3 I' \% ~3 c. ?8 R4 X; I你小心睇路 ( O" t1 n& V' i8 s# `, g- N# X
You go to street carefully
# N3 o; Y. L2 a7 _3 B1 _+ N  _  u你出街小心D。 % L4 r2 R$ ^1 S1 J) `# J% M
Do the world
9 ~& g5 e& G( J  G做世界 。
4 x& Q& ]# p4 n# RBig tea rice ( r( T5 a( q0 s. T
大茶饭 。
, B- X4 ?& K6 Y% J, |( ~American chinese not enough. 2 ~6 ~8 G/ A6 ]  ]
美中不足。
1 T! f2 D- e% ^1 u3 P' XKing eight egg. ) ^8 a) _2 i2 n  i
王八蛋 + `+ C3 u' b; n% k  h8 }! |" }1 h
High hand.
. E/ q( J' M# n) i; H' D! U4 y高手
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Old dot.
. y. z5 @  |( C2 C9 r" {! b6 Z老点
* n( G. Z+ Q8 M7 ~+ r; m' X/ COne old water
" V) t7 ~; R+ `+ v- u+ s) [一旧水 7 w; _5 v0 N6 J% P# l
I know your mouse.
; D" y8 H! X: m) T" H3 b9 ~+ O我识你老鼠! - B- b2 W# w/ C8 G' b
Measure water/Pound water. 6 Y. C7 [+ J6 _
磅水
' }5 J* A, u: SA dragon service. . E4 L* n7 @/ P0 U
一条龙服务
0 n! |, m4 }2 S) L* ]Pump water.
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
* l$ d# I; W. p1 n我吹鸡打你班友。 0 c/ m$ f& Y  D% `$ R6 ]6 K$ v; P
You jump building.
3 [/ p5 q5 x' `6 b5 O你跳楼啦。 9 M! Y0 W* H1 l0 W
You come back home and eat banana $ J! {8 x% b+ C; F5 G" e- z
你返屋企食蕉啦
' p/ B7 z7 R6 I; F. ~$ r0 |I give you a hair. 5 e( ?) c3 `6 W" O& G6 @9 h
我俾条毛你ar!
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  V% W$ s, R+ _4 C; ZCollect skin 6 s4 N$ b8 f- |( S- C! t
收皮 : _2 K4 X" H! Q/ j( i6 B$ \- J
Collect father
3 U$ c8 m, [( @# U( e收爹 ! W$ A, K/ c# I4 |8 Q8 f# `
You give me collect father. 1 k( R# d3 ^- E' [' o8 ?
你同我收爹!
3 T" {* G, F% g* OLaugh die me.
8 U, p& X& N) Y. ~! l笑死我。
! T4 \: s: ]3 H5 V# U. F; K3 TYou give me stop.
' z) o5 r+ F# V0 _, X, U你同我企系度。
; ~) e" S# I9 M! j  x9 E2 {Eight woman 3 e' K9 e1 g9 ~! `: _5 v
八婆
2 T; c( l% O& I5 H  |4 o! x: CEight woman,you are good! 4 ~/ m! Q. G( K
八婆,你好o野! 5 |. O' c% x" f; u, d* y. Q' \
What the spring do you do? , f! |, f5 p& c8 h7 w
你搞乜春啊?
& a3 T) |  d/ J0 |  CA dog of eating dung ' b% |' `3 h( H) [: ~2 K0 ]
食屎狗
, y1 {1 D4 G* b% f6 U1 c$ lA ghost of ass 2 V( Q& I% l, [
屎忽鬼
Can't believe..
有d真喺幾有創意.....3 J4 c' p" g# M3 o! p
都幾有趣呀...哈哈
有d就連香港人都唔明白!
無言......
好无言,但有好好笑
真係好特色0既英語咯!
本帖最後由 J.T. 於 2009-10-18 12:22 PM 編輯
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- d6 v. U) ~5 \* a. D  G7 e+ Mtotally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......! G7 E1 P1 p6 n1 L* ^
this is not hong kong style english.....( _  a4 d; s' N. b
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....
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i've already ban this shit...
( @1 i+ B; P5 Y9 K  sdon't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!
唔信香港人會明呢d英文
Just a joke.  Don't believe it.
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