香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die. 5 {- c- C  m; @7 H& ?# B" y
甘多人死，唔见你死。
) @# Z( o5 m+ {" i8 I( s) q4 A2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
& R  q  ^2 e8 }  {- I. g你教我以后点出嚟行?
# o2 Z- }$ H: j  h; i* O3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
6 n+ Q/ _; \" ?如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。
! a' r) J: I4 c9 ]4 "I saw a pork chop"
7 A0 b" f' q" Z8 N我见到件猪扒啊。
! S$ A# ]) ^! _5 Are you road?
- j0 ?" B( E: j% i你系咪路啊？
9 ]: M$ T& g: C$ |4 d  Y+ l6 What the water are you?
2 h# g2 Q* C$ L, w( \6 d+ }你系乜水啊？ . s0 \! \+ Z) N8 _( q
7 Do you big me? & g  \6 y, x3 X- l' k3 Z6 B
你大我啊？
  h  S8 }6 @6 K- o8 Zebra chops people.
* d0 z  u% n4 ?班马劈友。 " [: z# X" c* _* }) l  I5 t, q9 ?  f, ?+ @
9 The king of the cutting girl.
  n: }3 N& C8 a, q界女王。
2 T% k# n5 t* e. a10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
$ Z1 @1 P8 _9 a/ s/ `- S7 ]3 y批我个头俾你当凳坐。
( a, S1 f) v+ {. P7 @11 Do you think me didn't arrive? 7 R2 y7 i5 Q  P- Z  H
你当我无到？ 8 Y( m6 m) g+ z! m: w- C  w
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
, _" `$ _( O  \0 \你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ ) y( h% ?8 v6 ]3 S
13 Today I was very black son.
0 x+ K! T# v' G# y# `' ?今日我好黑仔。 1 Q/ q) ~. \3 `4 T' A( g; N6 |
14 I am wearing grass.
, g. ~* Z. B3 Z, r1 X2 F7 J  Q我着紧草。 - L4 s' c8 {8 q! x2 E( X
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! # `$ J+ \. o, [
你未够班同我讲数！ / y6 O' u# k) e' |6 l
16 Two beat six. : w+ l& f% I2 d% [& R
二打六 % u3 L0 ]8 Z8 }  H' q
17 Two five son.
" y: ~2 S# p" C5 a/ r! S; [二五仔 5 f0 W$ \" C. U4 ]+ l/ L
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　
- G+ C" ]3 d! Q( M* ~2 p, a2 T琴琴青 ! s0 R  R6 Q1 H" I" p
19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　
1 M3 g% ]7 a2 p8 ]6 h我俾D顏色你睇睇！
9 L* m8 o! E( `2 p1 G5 a3 s, _20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　   b1 N# p3 [/ i4 \
蠢蠢欲動 。 , Z6 E" {& ~. r
21 People mountain people sea .　　　　 " R8 d3 Y/ F$ L. J1 n' M. q
人山人海 。 : T" O  w/ k4 `$ S9 K
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　
) [* G1 g# k& Y# R# T1 Y你算老幾? ( {, J3 D& _" `3 e* {1 h
23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　
& E7 G  ]8 U/ Z0 Q你講乜鬼? - P0 M: W' i+ y% x$ W* m
24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　
. g2 b- k' z$ E5 M我驚你有牙！ : l: g3 {! t" h) F3 h7 ]+ L
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　
5 U- e9 p- H' x6 |/ i% W心花怒放。   
# q) F$ S) c1 }! M! m* _. kFish skin 2 t- |1 c- ?$ X0 X
鱼皮 。
( v# t$ h7 g- @& _! r7 {Monster of blowing water.
9 B! ^) j9 C; G5 [; w0 `吹水怪。 2 D! h% Y! Z5 }$ G1 m. ]
Face green green
4 \$ b1 d) p: M' a面青青。 $ F7 S" R2 p7 C2 [$ y
You see road carefully
$ V( s/ X: d& c2 a8 J5 ?+ J你小心睇路 3 h. i% d+ l5 G- z) c2 U0 u* ]
You go to street carefully
' Q' Y. f* ], X+ ?' K你出街小心D。
" g' [1 o2 C; m, SDo the world 2 H) N0 Q" h  n/ C, U
做世界 。 ) ]- w' Q; _, l7 T8 l, [$ ^
Big tea rice
2 l; E. o+ d+ Z6 t+ V大茶饭 。 1 g6 V4 _3 a% M& d7 M" ^
American chinese not enough.
' s  `% S) Y# `' ]. R# a美中不足。 / I7 ]6 D% C, @. K0 Y
King eight egg. ' T( v3 I" Z# Q" H) F* z
王八蛋
, F0 `6 L" r' D1 ^  H, iHigh hand. # h1 \1 Z7 ^) `) p% u
高手 / t' y, y$ |1 {" l
  m$ V( B0 |) G" l0 s
Old dot. # `: {% H; e+ j) d% Q
老点
7 d  R6 y# [. A/ G  a+ ?One old water
4 [+ @. U8 F! Z# C3 ]+ V- _一旧水 4 D8 Z) x* H+ ?( C) b5 A
I know your mouse. * }* Z: W: `9 r
我识你老鼠！ 2 Q* N/ O9 A% a9 g- w
Measure water/Pound water. " J0 a9 ^4 W. a. z7 S, B
磅水 ) u" _. [0 c" p& n. K. B3 q% ~1 c& G
A dragon service.
0 ~) }% f& s+ Q' ^# d' j7 F一条龙服务 2 Q, f6 |& {% K& J3 Q8 E
Pump water. , O; ?! W. E: K# ^6 Z  P& q( l  Z
****
) B& k, L* `4 b! v: z1 iI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. ( E$ f5 P1 c6 `( ]. ~3 W
我吹鸡打你班友。
0 {5 I4 a* p* }* AYou jump building.
( B4 {6 \7 G2 x  L你跳楼啦。
8 t" }; R9 E' a$ X! ?You come back home and eat banana " m  ~4 B- X* m& O9 {
你返屋企食蕉啦
" A5 d2 M* T$ `) H* NI give you a hair.
- t7 z/ @* o' ?我俾条毛你ar! 8 x/ K& F! z; U- d1 J* O: y

& U3 Z# j& W$ g3 I8 `* j2 G9 s5 cCollect skin 2 g7 z: I( I9 J/ S: \
收皮 % m4 k4 S, f8 f% ~  W$ T
Collect father
3 }: }; J% Q' B9 g/ ~! ~) w收爹 ( I( M; p8 n* Q7 l
You give me collect father. 8 W# n* B8 t6 @
你同我收爹！
& [2 u0 T- `" lLaugh die me.   y* U- U2 a! N* s+ M( `! j: ]6 q4 Y
笑死我。 7 a! y' X  W/ [
You give me stop.
/ K3 V* w& h2 F* Z你同我企系度。 & O" v2 P1 b& `' U" m. T" N
Eight woman
" }* r9 C7 B- J6 h( s6 B; ~& f8 {八婆 / b) K0 A9 x4 |& _3 M
Eight woman,you are good!
; p) Q4 H" _4 z八婆，你好o野! 9 B" `" W& ^9 \& p2 `3 |) }
What the spring do you do? $ Z8 Z  R& Z/ }, `. B
你搞乜春啊? ( u4 J" G: _7 g, a2 e/ u
A dog of eating dung 1 |9 ^+ G, X  c1 a5 E' M. p4 L' H6 C
食屎狗 1 z$ K' w) a6 r# ?% s7 |9 x3 }
A ghost of ass
2 B) w0 p8 S% I& I( T7 A屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....1 y( m) G/ ^, z. Y
都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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2 F1 L. Q0 R1 u/ _1 f; q' l4 ~( Qtotally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......* X3 ~' b) b6 s1 x  I( Y
this is not hong kong style english.....
3 S, ]* @; |2 @9 wthis nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....' P' f. o- e" `, L& ~2 C$ @+ R
i've already ban this shit...
" c2 v: C! p; p8 U, bdon't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.