香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die. 4 L& e& \9 X  t2 P& Z; ~+ O7 i
甘多人死，唔见你死。
; J8 Y6 \) ]) F! r, E2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
! t+ {: l- E0 H4 w* R- e; R4 S你教我以后点出嚟行?
) s6 K- q' n) f9 c% X0 L2 G  A! ~3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
/ r. k, [) Y0 P* ~- v9 O如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 ( o. F: q0 w3 u
4 "I saw a pork chop" 6 C3 U& f: S3 S7 R8 Y+ x% Z+ d
我见到件猪扒啊。
  R; o% n! q0 ?2 R5 Are you road?   Y0 E5 O0 S5 B7 K
你系咪路啊？
+ I( A) Z- i- o1 s6 J! q! I* G6 What the water are you? ! W/ P, U# {) s2 l. N" s
你系乜水啊？
7 a; v) r- t. U# C8 p7 Do you big me?
+ P3 i' G2 f2 N: r3 w4 k你大我啊？ # E) C# s$ @' ?" r
8 Zebra chops people.
  Z" V, t; M% p班马劈友。 5 ~# N" e1 I/ r4 e
9 The king of the cutting girl. ( h' `# h; W$ }1 u! @# a5 `( Y
界女王。 3 _! _) H4 f# `2 b/ `
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
- C, @9 M2 {. z7 h2 M批我个头俾你当凳坐。 8 N" c6 J; g' n* G' {4 e2 V8 f6 z
11 Do you think me didn't arrive? # `3 H6 v1 z4 S& R* a
你当我无到？
  w$ ^4 {7 {% W12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. - H; ?; g. \  S) }  ~. R- f
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！
4 {3 Y/ {+ Y7 ^( R! I13 Today I was very black son.
" [+ g  R$ W  e' y. @. h今日我好黑仔。
5 M/ f& O! T5 {14 I am wearing grass.
& d! c2 g" J& y$ n1 K" k% C我着紧草。
" _9 ]& |' o8 v0 s/ Z. F15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! ( }% D. g/ y+ X) z
你未够班同我讲数！
- v# ^$ h$ f1 H& `! W0 H, \16 Two beat six.
) Z$ F7 T0 i% P6 h; L8 l# M+ X/ i二打六 . `$ q5 }; V+ p4 D  N5 X* p
17 Two five son. ; I0 ~9 ^6 O( \. P% j! X
二五仔   a) U! E5 u3 y2 x+ |: l
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　 ( X! ]2 L/ `4 ]0 ~$ U# f3 U2 e5 U! l
琴琴青 0 O, M  U6 m! y
19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　
  M4 z# G8 U+ g) _& X/ z我俾D顏色你睇睇！ # e3 r% T/ j* a6 G& Y
20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　
" _/ L8 V7 A3 c蠢蠢欲動 。 $ Y2 R* g* v, z/ L* v) ^; K- v6 g# {
21 People mountain people sea .　　　　 ' k& o( R: N2 G
人山人海 。 " i2 U' Q6 ?3 K1 U
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　 * ?$ A8 }- y% n3 K$ e; @" a
你算老幾?
# f7 o6 Z& N6 ?+ ^- [9 x/ B2 m: a* ?4 k23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　 ( T& F5 H, S# h7 l- o( r
你講乜鬼? $ k; w2 u* _& H) W
24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　   N! F2 U: S; [* _, o' b' v
我驚你有牙！ & z  `; R1 k( j' j
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　 . T0 B% b. Y5 @; U
心花怒放。   
- C% t" P* Q5 \: e) JFish skin 1 v. ^  M  P+ ~5 S! x) G
鱼皮 。
. l, Z  y" t" G+ q( g% a! D0 @Monster of blowing water. + E/ _& j  `* d% V9 e  [
吹水怪。
( G; ~. b  T# D( h" qFace green green
; @0 q4 n$ ^1 V* K2 A面青青。
  A% Z) j3 {$ r% o: _; t+ [You see road carefully
# ~0 [' c  N) t$ [: a" j你小心睇路 2 p) g0 q6 R' @; ?
You go to street carefully
. v: A7 T3 h% T9 n, `* [6 f你出街小心D。
8 m) c& l9 f. u# EDo the world
- p- f7 J: `- J+ E# `做世界 。
) H& Y9 @0 ?0 y& _6 _Big tea rice
% S2 c  @  S. I4 e, t& C大茶饭 。 ' O4 }6 E  ]; N8 U" x# }0 K5 {
American chinese not enough. 1 [0 w$ b4 N2 F' C$ g9 ~2 T; O
美中不足。 % p+ I( d" @5 R) z* O$ B
King eight egg. 5 k, r# B0 d. n2 {
王八蛋 4 B0 {& U4 u0 L8 g( v0 V
High hand.
( W. c& F9 u7 [/ A4 s5 m$ z$ f* F高手
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Old dot.
# U. \2 C, c% w1 J/ t老点
( a3 b5 v; w8 TOne old water
3 L* ]. G; a' x/ g9 M3 ~一旧水
' L; x. E8 ~+ D( M. AI know your mouse. 7 R* J, `1 ^( r# Y: h7 T) q6 K' R( p" D
我识你老鼠！ 1 l8 s4 d2 p2 N. V" o8 a  A$ }! t
Measure water/Pound water. : `3 G  v  _4 h2 R4 j* X
磅水 , G- M+ p% |1 n! `/ y
A dragon service.
# g5 R' @+ {+ @3 Y# r  E一条龙服务 0 N* [- a7 v5 j% F" U' T
Pump water. / U& C) O1 ]- r/ S, v* \* ]. X
**** 4 s1 k/ a2 E0 t+ N
I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. , i8 f! a  d# T
我吹鸡打你班友。
2 }$ I9 }& f/ [  W0 ^. H. ^0 O" i% s$ ]You jump building. % Y7 g& }* {5 \
你跳楼啦。 4 W) [' N* L' o7 a, }( }
You come back home and eat banana
/ f+ o; d2 Q$ C! M你返屋企食蕉啦 - S8 G/ m/ X" q% L, }; B
I give you a hair.
) s% v6 Q* p- \9 t( v我俾条毛你ar! / N2 ^9 b5 W- t% }5 o

+ n2 x( L( w5 B. LCollect skin 7 i) {! q2 u3 T
收皮
4 p9 Z8 C- e9 m6 D8 SCollect father
% V2 g$ v# q1 J9 Q; H+ I收爹
4 s) W: u, i8 wYou give me collect father.
/ z+ ]  i! e8 I. ^, G  R你同我收爹！ ) F' W& G5 C. ?9 o- U5 ^  {
Laugh die me.
% @3 h+ M3 z" e1 O0 I& e& S& ]笑死我。
" p' U* E) g2 B" S- ?/ p, ?) i) gYou give me stop. 8 U7 J/ p% u- w& i/ _. U3 P& L( L
你同我企系度。
7 [+ P, |7 `9 e8 d- mEight woman
" ?7 S- A' F) S+ p3 A2 _& Z八婆
/ T; B0 s2 c  p6 X7 p$ N3 ?: xEight woman,you are good! - p  [! q1 s. G& R& o" a
八婆，你好o野!
! D8 x( c' @) b5 L7 VWhat the spring do you do?
' \0 k2 |& o0 p, j7 m% c# \( u你搞乜春啊?
5 t  D; x: O/ WA dog of eating dung $ x' M9 V( k% P- R
食屎狗
  ~, E/ o' c( B4 R2 X' s, K2 [A ghost of ass
# y8 k1 T8 A' [2 o4 z# @" X. ~屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....8 T3 O$ c2 p) F% {8 N0 W( V
都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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& [2 |8 J9 }5 S3 _9 S5 e7 Ktotally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......
4 I4 d1 H" f( E! ~+ v; f2 A, \this is not hong kong style english.....  \1 K5 i. A+ E! L/ w1 |" O
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....
. X. K2 c2 z0 t* c  `* ~; bi've already ban this shit...
+ q) k3 ]9 r# S+ k4 j2 kdon't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.