香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die.
: A" S3 D6 x% V; x甘多人死，唔见你死。 ; N( H% q7 }; [( n
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
) V9 G  c, V7 {+ T" w! P/ @4 ^你教我以后点出嚟行? # d9 e+ ]; ~' G7 ?3 U6 y" ?2 R
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. 5 M6 Z" n! ^9 J" j& ?% C- n& Q
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。
% P3 r) s. @" \) D1 _4 "I saw a pork chop"
2 r7 X" i1 S/ _9 L我见到件猪扒啊。
. {4 Z; h3 r6 V5 Are you road? 2 F4 m0 E& Q& n) ?6 p6 g
你系咪路啊？
$ {( e4 U% ~# E2 }6 What the water are you?
8 ^6 P: I7 v/ n) B, [4 a! m你系乜水啊？
. F% s6 W5 _- M7 W! C. o' H7 Do you big me?
7 E9 V" u- q9 e你大我啊？
$ e5 X" |& ]7 h6 A/ }/ b4 D8 Zebra chops people. 9 [" i" B3 P+ A1 |  n$ c) Y
班马劈友。 ; b! h1 d$ A3 t5 P/ M% w
9 The king of the cutting girl.
+ T9 V( u! H% J' m- G( \( v  h界女王。
2 ^. e1 j& P) n3 q; |+ s9 j* \10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. 7 F+ p. Q% O" p: G/ J- h
批我个头俾你当凳坐。
; g" r! ^, G- N. h9 \4 f/ j8 `11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
7 ~: `# P- v  e: r8 i. V你当我无到？ 7 d+ F, `( v- M% I
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
% b: ^. e- c: E6 s, d% a你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！
. M6 G; d% j- W$ a8 L- v, H13 Today I was very black son. 6 ^4 U* x! e6 V5 r) s$ B) H6 [
今日我好黑仔。
: x' z/ m3 A4 v* q5 u/ @14 I am wearing grass. . _& [  v% W7 F" ~
我着紧草。
. r, [' ^" b- U15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
" F, ], g7 K( U. }3 ]3 A1 X5 n你未够班同我讲数！
2 G, r/ K: h# v. Q$ I16 Two beat six.
8 \' s. g& s9 x二打六
$ V; h! t9 M& W+ D+ H% F& ]1 _17 Two five son.
1 e6 m$ L, a6 L. K二五仔
& ?7 J; T& O' a# a1 l! _3 U18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　
9 s) o3 V& i# z琴琴青
( T) ~, y: f% L' p! U/ k5 c19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　
, F6 F$ q. v5 H4 ~9 U' {* z我俾D顏色你睇睇！
/ N  G7 C. ]8 R: S& ~  [: j20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　
5 n0 U" L( g1 M: _0 c: n1 ]蠢蠢欲動 。
4 s8 e3 T4 d% j. z21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
6 u" v- a9 Z  A( m0 ~, a人山人海 。 , j7 O1 U# R* I. m: z. M
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　
( _& O- K1 L) f* O9 ]你算老幾?
/ S* D6 O( V! i3 s5 {- P$ V23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　
, P0 P& e1 d& }  f( d5 m/ u/ P你講乜鬼? & Y# k% g# ]& ^: R9 W
24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　
  [$ c$ e0 `) {" c7 q( M  B5 k我驚你有牙！ 7 l" V, `0 T0 a/ g. \- j8 S
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　
8 i! E5 [, w+ [心花怒放。   9 J6 z* B* u4 k) d4 n/ ^7 W( I
Fish skin
: e/ P" C; Z  E3 v5 I! H/ Q  G. T鱼皮 。 % R( k. l* m! W
Monster of blowing water.
  q% T& P/ w: ]8 a* R吹水怪。
) J: a  D0 Y: O( ?# h  z) FFace green green . ~$ O+ ]$ J' x; Z8 s! l
面青青。 ' I( f* ~( W: z* a* r/ u. i
You see road carefully
3 z* v' c2 x, F; [9 n你小心睇路 / Z6 o0 _- R) E* A
You go to street carefully
) z2 ^% B2 u. P- m6 m你出街小心D。 % L4 F+ a$ O" b5 n7 g# n
Do the world 1 q1 v9 ~4 R1 S* x* q: W; w, M
做世界 。
/ S  s6 _) n  ]+ l" pBig tea rice
/ A+ [( a  q, A- y( \8 L8 V6 D9 e大茶饭 。 9 x& c  A  `0 j' u' z
American chinese not enough. 3 q1 ~! }0 |6 C3 T; V  D
美中不足。   \  [; k7 T9 E; }/ q' D5 @
King eight egg. * S+ q3 `7 ]3 K) p, x7 j
王八蛋
' O" E. w4 A6 K( Q- h8 PHigh hand.
$ |8 a( t0 Y/ |  U3 D' N( f: A) X高手 " h" [' M$ Y! ^: |. D- p' q

# k' q/ R4 L) ^  {( ~1 BOld dot. 4 [; d, K2 a* D( S
老点
$ |7 K1 d+ P& `, z: |One old water 1 x& o/ H9 `% M9 _" m. p; J
一旧水 9 B7 z; A; C+ p! Z' G, q/ M; O2 M
I know your mouse.
/ V8 C% a  z2 }3 ]. Q, ^4 l我识你老鼠！
- q9 i) @; A3 QMeasure water/Pound water.
& B; o1 h" f! f6 N) I; X" `' L2 ~磅水
: R5 ]7 T+ ?# I! `A dragon service. / S# `# q) ^0 L0 D4 m/ c
一条龙服务
2 X% {# g- V8 w% n7 b& K0 N' lPump water.
( e/ {! D; A8 b" S0 a****
! \7 x- ~- a! \9 o1 ], m1 yI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. ( l" `8 E/ N& i. e0 M% J
我吹鸡打你班友。 % R1 n+ K3 g/ Q* n
You jump building.
6 }$ ^' y& Z4 }你跳楼啦。
) x$ D1 n7 I4 M$ zYou come back home and eat banana * M" N9 ?: `* C) S+ }1 F. `
你返屋企食蕉啦 & p, r8 y" {& s2 i0 S( [* h7 E
I give you a hair.
8 Z% p  _. q6 B0 f我俾条毛你ar!
/ k/ _! b8 q; l$ w- y4 r6 B5 a: S7 a5 K; Z9 _% O2 H( W1 z4 \
Collect skin 0 T1 S$ j& a0 X- R( Y
收皮 , V5 A( Z0 N) D  x* n4 Q) d8 F. S
Collect father 7 t# [, J0 j7 u9 W$ _# t1 X! U, l
收爹 7 i( m  r! T  _0 U5 I
You give me collect father. 6 [+ T( Q. |4 r4 K& a* }# E
你同我收爹！
1 I7 x% g4 y+ BLaugh die me.
) Z( w& S3 c2 C. q" w笑死我。 # X) I4 j" }& k6 c3 k+ C
You give me stop. ! }7 p1 e; {; }/ Z# E7 F" _* ]% Z$ K
你同我企系度。 2 `- t) S) n" f+ H1 P
Eight woman
3 J% d2 n+ i" P6 \' F6 Q' l7 G: i八婆
, i- H" S) w9 p& o' ?8 J# T* oEight woman,you are good! 0 S3 @" `' T2 K, x5 \
八婆，你好o野! # Y' ~% B  \% Y& `
What the spring do you do?
# i9 \; R( D4 o# G# U9 c; ~你搞乜春啊? ( `) F) L9 T% _: U
A dog of eating dung 3 S5 E$ O& q5 t! k# |
食屎狗
4 w2 N2 J0 D" `! pA ghost of ass ) K5 S/ c8 A9 l5 b& c
屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....$ Z; g4 C& D/ s& f" O
都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this....../ D7 r* V. d, C2 P  x) ?
this is not hong kong style english.....
! {4 Q; I+ c2 v1 C) h- n4 C, p  D" i, L) qthis nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....
( K% ~1 A5 [0 g% H# xi've already ban this shit...
2 z$ F# k: e8 L$ ldon't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.