香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die.
# S* Z5 Q& o0 C: x% o甘多人死，唔见你死。 : `$ b( F+ Q% e  O  |; C' v
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? " P* x5 b* a4 T/ k5 ^; o0 g" o
你教我以后点出嚟行?
* h' L9 ^4 q3 d9 B1 `1 V9 [3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.   a0 t' y, o& g7 }& @
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。
! g2 N* L& ]6 w/ T4 n2 F, L4 "I saw a pork chop" ) s# Q7 Q2 x' _0 `9 Q; ]
我见到件猪扒啊。 ) V+ A( f7 L+ K
5 Are you road?
( ?, z1 T9 o7 w  u: K你系咪路啊？ ! w0 g3 D5 K& Q' u
6 What the water are you? ( d4 s' P. E4 O$ F8 Z
你系乜水啊？ 3 l* {5 q' y0 N6 i" {
7 Do you big me? 3 I$ s' x1 @" ~+ R- }* c
你大我啊？ % G- C0 }0 w" T: r
8 Zebra chops people.
! Y3 F6 H0 N% Q& b班马劈友。
( x' g. v" ~! @" O9 The king of the cutting girl.
" H! w; W( E6 L( M6 q8 o界女王。
$ ~$ Q% O( y7 o6 {10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. - N+ l, t2 M" }6 g
批我个头俾你当凳坐。 ' z9 n+ {9 t7 f
11 Do you think me didn't arrive? 5 F- M( B- }2 e, j1 x( N* U( k; B
你当我无到？ % P8 e) Y1 G0 L( \
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. 2 J/ a' C7 Y. }) h' p, n
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！
1 v+ F- H1 ~/ m% m3 M' ~13 Today I was very black son.
: d4 |( B: c9 H" |今日我好黑仔。
6 u" \( f$ P2 {14 I am wearing grass.
1 x- j$ z% Q( S( b. [我着紧草。
' P, {) j, P  Y% X+ Z15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! % `$ i  |  ^3 }' d$ h9 U, O
你未够班同我讲数！
6 b& w/ \# Z" g16 Two beat six. 2 l: l3 `+ G' [; W
二打六 % e4 z% w+ B& }# \
17 Two five son.
$ l6 l! t4 @+ ~3 a  D3 ]二五仔 , I4 Y; I- I1 u  u; s/ e  V6 }) R6 c8 G
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　 ' B# p2 K" h8 ?) f: S4 z2 F( M" T* v
琴琴青
) {/ l2 p( T2 n2 G" w19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　   B; @' R3 h3 b1 y1 Q
我俾D顏色你睇睇！
5 l& \7 t: ~. G9 D8 F$ B7 y20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　 4 l5 x4 x7 `5 R
蠢蠢欲動 。
7 z) h; {1 J: S6 M* E7 b+ B21 People mountain people sea .　　　　 9 K2 i4 u. v! n7 M( q. R5 h
人山人海 。 5 f) P  m" h4 c" j7 L; h2 p
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　 3 k( k7 h0 Q7 W5 X
你算老幾? 1 D6 _' P8 v* h3 U. [  c! W1 w
23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　
4 T3 N8 Q1 K7 w" _! v4 ~, E6 b你講乜鬼? # x/ k! `( j" B5 Y  C" I
24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　 * Z0 W+ B! z- C0 N# r( ~
我驚你有牙！ , q7 V( L+ C3 j; }  c2 M* c
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　
: G/ j4 Z' f6 ]0 L% W; Y! b心花怒放。   ) J5 e  e2 T. v+ U
Fish skin ' n3 R: k; b5 @( ~" |* Z" |
鱼皮 。
3 d; q6 m0 b6 R% s- u/ NMonster of blowing water.
. H5 A* Z4 p9 x8 S. h6 f0 z吹水怪。
) ], Z2 Q3 B* u6 [- ~Face green green
" N) q% g. [5 u4 k9 R面青青。 ) k5 O) H0 z2 V6 }6 B
You see road carefully 7 H( a) W  n; V+ a: ~3 Y5 Y
你小心睇路 1 z  E5 }3 j" `1 e0 R
You go to street carefully
' W: h7 O3 |" k+ [! h/ e2 O你出街小心D。 % j& j% j) n$ e* T0 b6 i0 g
Do the world
- V, p* M, @  a: V8 a做世界 。
' s8 I/ M' j7 b# D1 P1 R0 n* YBig tea rice 6 G8 Y: G" g; A) W
大茶饭 。
: R8 E! t6 Y4 j6 z' e4 Q& LAmerican chinese not enough. $ Q# V5 N9 t% @, u3 m
美中不足。 6 L- w3 O& n2 S& h& z4 L8 ^% w
King eight egg.
. [0 Q* h" V  _8 `王八蛋 : ?4 h7 l% o9 i& k: r+ m
High hand.
) \' o, X" ?" k高手
8 I4 k& R: C8 i5 `4 ?5 [& ]; P/ ^, o! y
- C- A+ {! F+ G6 M; ~; ^% p' uOld dot. 6 h0 g1 N, Z5 q* D7 K; r0 P+ v
老点
: i* ?9 `1 k* X2 a" `, s0 JOne old water
# ?( Z6 A( c% E/ C# _0 c! _2 B  u一旧水
) _, z2 v/ x# M/ [I know your mouse. * K' z- A/ P1 [& k5 d
我识你老鼠！
! i- ]7 r/ ?( @& E4 f) QMeasure water/Pound water. , _8 r, L' Y9 u/ o
磅水 $ r( }4 G5 }" j# G. Z) j0 ~
A dragon service. - c, H4 O& k3 c! R) i
一条龙服务
& j& U! p2 _6 d; r4 fPump water. 6 X: B. y: z( x3 g
**** % i6 }7 f4 w4 u. x, @
I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 5 ^+ @" M) U2 X, K- o& C
我吹鸡打你班友。
% ?/ ~6 D& c; LYou jump building. & Y4 o  P- j" K2 e+ s
你跳楼啦。 7 b5 K& H" w* x: s
You come back home and eat banana
3 \+ E1 ~4 w9 ]! b, [你返屋企食蕉啦 0 D* K: A6 M1 g% H: _- i1 k% q+ d3 H
I give you a hair.
5 Q) {( q9 e1 H5 O- [/ @) b我俾条毛你ar! : p: v' u  C) o" ~8 ?" T' z

( H7 M# u0 ]! y- g) B& Q; j+ E" m; c7 FCollect skin 9 |+ h( v$ g7 \( S
收皮
9 ^( l8 P" f! L* qCollect father
0 a0 R' G$ n2 `/ S9 ~+ ]/ D6 p收爹 , i! D! C2 m2 V) b
You give me collect father.
0 V- p) Q" ?& j  c; c7 d0 m你同我收爹！ & r* S( n0 k9 ^0 ]* J
Laugh die me.
" b. R0 w  W5 i  p; a; ]笑死我。 : p( n+ h9 h2 ~/ ]& ]  g! Z
You give me stop.
4 n& d: c! N! K' l5 d3 j1 L你同我企系度。 1 F/ x) M# }! |+ q7 s9 H  {1 h
Eight woman
6 E, _; F9 U; n6 O" g八婆
+ S; p; a0 y% p6 y* AEight woman,you are good!
7 L9 G5 R. U( _+ s& n" r" n& V八婆，你好o野! # v7 P5 P4 Q* J! @" E9 j
What the spring do you do? 5 J+ n/ z" e6 D  v0 ]4 V
你搞乜春啊?
6 Y" ?0 s$ e3 x+ nA dog of eating dung
1 W' J- L+ B" s3 o2 {食屎狗
( l) s; i1 ^, k# O* |7 jA ghost of ass ! U, G) O; P- Y5 y$ O9 p5 j: V
屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....
- E; w; d* B! i: A6 ~5 y& M都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

- h- B, X* K* {/ F+ S- g

# T/ N8 P) n/ X" \2 w- D' Z6 `totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......
- |  P* n6 e, y; n* o* s- uthis is not hong kong style english.....
, N: Z" C" c2 ^) x* othis nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....! k; D& y+ Y' D+ M& k
i've already ban this shit...7 q) m$ X) Z; e5 z& O. O2 ]# t
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.