香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die.
+ S6 m/ I$ ?: w# b) h& _6 ~+ d甘多人死，唔见你死。
0 k* z7 Y4 O5 W1 Q2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? ( Z+ v8 }% f  \" k; J6 L
你教我以后点出嚟行? 4 u1 |' ~' l% S  `
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. " O: X) q' X, G/ z' \* a3 y
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 : r2 Z2 u8 c' U( T: F* l9 `7 X
4 "I saw a pork chop"
0 v* O3 Q+ h' Y: M5 d我见到件猪扒啊。
6 D- t, C2 B5 E1 u: c, e5 Are you road?
6 {  Q% [( H9 P你系咪路啊？
! ], T# t0 }6 m+ g# t6 What the water are you?
0 I, x0 a: W8 N你系乜水啊？
' ?, I5 @/ n# m7 Do you big me?
- z: U7 ^. Z1 A) j! X8 D) @你大我啊？
1 A" Q  F" T( ~, P8 Zebra chops people.
, y8 E& |# G! d* p% C班马劈友。 & r0 t, l% M  j. w. ~
9 The king of the cutting girl.
" H( P7 v3 e! f. }% N/ y. P界女王。
4 T$ f# y# E, I- [4 L: l) m. ~, G10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. " [. _: x% K! o' c+ I- d7 v  }
批我个头俾你当凳坐。
. |, m3 [/ l1 ~' t11 Do you think me didn't arrive? - k( S& A4 c! r8 r4 d( c: u
你当我无到？
# v7 g* e! x$ v5 V12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
" x  N8 C; G" h; h0 Y你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！
4 A) m9 Q8 v% ~13 Today I was very black son. 9 O; ]7 }6 K# ~
今日我好黑仔。
! f* `, g1 ?0 j2 j. B* f+ g2 E14 I am wearing grass. 8 D- U% K+ W  L5 r0 a
我着紧草。 ) U5 I) _" R' q4 v1 T9 `% Z
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
0 g8 W# j2 P0 H  L9 {8 _你未够班同我讲数！ - Q+ E& a/ a: {9 |+ E! H$ D) G
16 Two beat six. 9 g4 D+ n$ e0 ?* r+ l
二打六
& R. T) [  O  V% G  I0 {5 l17 Two five son. " {/ V& O% ~( k1 a. u1 M  v2 t
二五仔 1 w* Z, b" a3 r7 r, p
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　 . o3 t% ]! z' Q. H7 z0 J6 K- M
琴琴青 7 ~% A1 K8 p# s) |# g% o( T
19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　 , O# F6 ~( D  L8 Z4 y9 M' o$ U
我俾D顏色你睇睇！ 0 N3 m! Y! ?; X
20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　 # V: A" J7 N% ~6 F8 D: _( V( h
蠢蠢欲動 。 0 s" D# B, M2 T/ j! y
21 People mountain people sea .　　　　 + }4 X: p# y% K+ u% e0 ^4 g' y9 j
人山人海 。
& C1 g! H' X" m* ~, m" J5 {22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　
: a& \: D" q$ L  [. v, [你算老幾?
) ?3 b* |) ]- R  E$ a4 g23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　 . A/ X( ?" H* @
你講乜鬼?
9 q9 E' S! t! v+ T. r24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　
7 p; y. v; g: c, p我驚你有牙！ 1 e: x% K$ j8 [8 O/ Q% L( m6 c
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　
" d& @1 B4 j4 l6 G+ B6 }心花怒放。   
* r2 ~$ I$ V4 m6 b+ d$ w9 E& B: s, dFish skin # a. t' J7 D5 k  H3 C9 i
鱼皮 。 $ f" Z2 M( C6 |! ~4 ?
Monster of blowing water. & `4 r0 L; i) s2 B
吹水怪。 , W4 O- F8 s3 ^7 _
Face green green . [7 N2 Y& ~# T: ?0 U
面青青。
( B  [+ z) S' h: I5 h. xYou see road carefully   s' k+ i' ~* O; u# }! a! f
你小心睇路
) m8 O0 |+ v* |0 E1 A: TYou go to street carefully ( f9 k9 O- L% d6 ]6 @/ f+ k
你出街小心D。
7 W* ^- o  s, Q! L. q" ]Do the world
% Q7 Y! ~  L3 g2 b) z& I' S做世界 。 0 I5 G* ?) ~( q9 o1 `6 A. g1 |; h
Big tea rice / M4 F: R/ U& c8 c- n" f2 c
大茶饭 。
& a* E# i4 z1 H- s+ CAmerican chinese not enough. , `5 m" h$ |+ A* _; H
美中不足。 : _9 `3 ~: ]6 G
King eight egg.
. C) P, y6 b3 V% C2 c; p王八蛋 5 l, S6 O6 v) w) W' O1 G: }5 I
High hand. - {* g8 s; b6 N$ h4 Y/ q
高手 / q) k3 k) p# s, G. \0 \3 `4 {

6 D5 p3 ?. v" e7 |Old dot.
7 P( O  Y! D6 d; ]0 z; Q4 T老点
- v0 |1 j1 n/ ZOne old water & ]# E4 r2 }) g# N& L) J
一旧水
& A+ G/ d( v; e% jI know your mouse. 3 \" Y: |0 A, u1 B0 P/ J; ~  @
我识你老鼠！ # C6 _& W4 i- D3 _* S# g0 \
Measure water/Pound water. # Y/ q& Q8 x2 ^7 V% j6 z) _% N
磅水
5 }8 }2 }0 v& U* fA dragon service. : A/ o4 V% q  M
一条龙服务 ' i) c: n' J& K2 j: R  R7 t; l
Pump water. , }! c8 d% o; f( {/ ^  ]4 P
**** $ `/ }1 I0 E8 a
I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
% e1 D' Q/ _0 A6 O$ P我吹鸡打你班友。
( x) P3 H7 n* _, }/ A* DYou jump building. # h$ V6 o% K$ A2 F  K0 U5 s+ T
你跳楼啦。
4 L. D9 w. t1 f1 {You come back home and eat banana " `' o; ~2 p" [% Z+ s5 s
你返屋企食蕉啦
# p4 w' h# n5 HI give you a hair.
/ t' B  x3 J% Z9 c4 a+ a我俾条毛你ar!
9 H, [- M" ^9 k) F* ^9 x0 k9 u5 b( w
# w$ O/ E* ?" M% w5 V1 sCollect skin ' {9 E+ x+ j/ O! F# n4 c
收皮
+ f" h' p, a9 l, n1 WCollect father
8 a# O, _+ h) L) A/ `- S收爹
7 t6 V8 ]7 C- M& j9 s( l2 u3 @You give me collect father.
3 H2 h9 z2 H( b你同我收爹！
4 c1 i2 w( p: H. {) R7 B" ~/ NLaugh die me. - s, a+ n+ x7 E: Y
笑死我。 ; S" z2 I1 M$ P' T
You give me stop. * f& W& p2 ~! _+ X1 v, y
你同我企系度。
/ w( L9 q: u3 z1 D9 N/ TEight woman + m. L8 O. h& z! z% s4 \% t6 \
八婆
, o4 {) W7 |* u6 D! w( R) wEight woman,you are good!
$ N6 n' t, o# Z+ W2 a& V+ c8 G% \八婆，你好o野!
! q( ?" j9 L+ @/ _) yWhat the spring do you do?
2 M4 D* j, v+ M你搞乜春啊?
: ?# u% S* T) Z, bA dog of eating dung 1 b7 {: U& I" n$ K9 f: t5 y9 @5 m
食屎狗 / u5 b2 E9 ?/ n( Q& m
A ghost of ass
8 W! F. J. F4 b1 d* D( j屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意....." U1 H* q5 t( C! w  m2 E" t# L
都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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+ Q* Z4 V$ m- z: E. Ctotally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......0 o# T0 A1 _, R
this is not hong kong style english.....
: h# I2 L' A- g# o2 dthis nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....4 M7 A! ?7 V5 l6 ], V
i've already ban this shit...& v! [% _4 W! `; `
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.