香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die. ( o3 P( a, \3 G+ D9 b( |6 y6 |
甘多人死，唔见你死。 8 c7 ~4 c' z) y" X4 X+ x' q! h
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
4 q7 |6 p8 X& i你教我以后点出嚟行? / A. O8 ~: z9 m" ~' r: N
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. 3 U" c7 T8 A" r9 ]3 W! `0 B
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。
$ }% t- U0 H* h1 g. w9 ^$ Z  d! h& O6 z4 "I saw a pork chop"
# L1 F% G( K6 V* L/ {我见到件猪扒啊。 , d$ b2 w; K  }7 i" w
5 Are you road? - k$ v$ u" T+ t* ]7 r" r3 \
你系咪路啊？
: P2 }6 ]% r1 B8 j* |6 What the water are you? 1 M8 S2 t( F. K/ W
你系乜水啊？
% N4 Y% w8 Y" g& T/ P7 Do you big me? 4 C* }5 J2 J# t( h9 I: Y8 L
你大我啊？
4 X& m. E3 v; H- o" K2 K9 l8 Zebra chops people. 6 o3 m! j% v5 Y& C0 v
班马劈友。 - {+ b) j) c, j
9 The king of the cutting girl. & ^+ N, Q5 o# N4 ~" o+ ^
界女王。 : ]0 X/ d3 O, {9 V5 k% Q
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
1 v2 b& u* d0 G, ^3 }: z) ?' k; ~批我个头俾你当凳坐。
  r' N( J+ [$ I8 t( w8 u  G11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
" _& F# [+ j/ ]# J' W7 t( K你当我无到？
$ M( J( A! [& F* V; a12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. ) i' y7 p9 L! S. i# |( c2 w& u
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ 0 T- A6 y6 ?/ Z: ~1 P
13 Today I was very black son.
& x$ L# c* }' [9 `/ D7 R今日我好黑仔。 - y( O1 {& l& {6 s
14 I am wearing grass. # {  E4 y& U( o+ Y1 K* j  L
我着紧草。 5 F, I7 U4 q+ `+ B
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
1 K9 B* r9 V+ n' ~# r你未够班同我讲数！ : h+ M: p0 T+ y: e2 O* W
16 Two beat six. . u0 \1 A' `( C+ D
二打六
. u/ s  q- t5 _+ g7 H17 Two five son. 4 \/ X5 @" i# x! n
二五仔 0 r0 s* }- w: O7 n3 |
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　
4 D0 {& s9 D% B0 a: {! |# H琴琴青
& e. i7 P! B- A2 `, G1 q0 ?19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　
  H7 S% @4 U+ ^. _我俾D顏色你睇睇！ 9 w" @# F9 `: c0 E% H
20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　 0 t) o0 A' V3 a' U
蠢蠢欲動 。
) f" ^1 g0 `9 d5 T% @21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
$ m& Y# w" D; M, d* `- z7 U' z人山人海 。 " p: D  ]" o( @4 Y+ }$ ~
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　 * P" d: _( w; H0 ~
你算老幾? 5 Y+ r( X' S3 H8 h$ J: }& I
23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　 / v7 E4 d8 u  P4 N3 `2 r
你講乜鬼?
# q) d0 [* p7 ~3 L  q* @24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　 5 R. m: ?' \( Y2 N# Q( }
我驚你有牙！ 0 s# `' L5 R) ?( [# \
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　 7 d. A% N6 T# h: d& I0 F& s
心花怒放。   
0 x2 p% `! w( m9 _, Q3 MFish skin
$ p7 U) \! e9 v鱼皮 。 + w" T' D& X9 Q$ g8 m5 B
Monster of blowing water. 4 Y' b; @0 [4 S
吹水怪。 . k9 B# r$ N1 ?5 I$ u
Face green green   i: B5 |3 A1 e; O
面青青。
+ h% u1 \8 n( G3 b- p! F' K# E3 kYou see road carefully
3 w/ i5 S/ h3 {7 Y你小心睇路 9 q  Q3 S; s, w8 n! z/ S( V
You go to street carefully * U3 P0 m$ A* ]# e; A% o
你出街小心D。
  Z. F' ~' C/ aDo the world
# e8 R' Q2 g9 \+ D做世界 。 / x, g: z4 @; F9 }, J) g2 O$ z
Big tea rice + c) F! L! ~% n: s5 A
大茶饭 。
( S& I. y2 g# H2 c8 M% mAmerican chinese not enough. 7 u/ ]# u# W" `2 z( u+ I. y
美中不足。
& U% `0 |) `; J  e$ Z1 z3 PKing eight egg.
1 \0 A0 S2 p' }3 O4 w6 v% h& ?; p王八蛋 / ?* b- Y* G5 z1 F+ Q- q
High hand.
& m% a# l. y! Y高手 9 h9 r8 z/ |9 L8 U

. {# H' B' N  B1 D9 J8 L- h8 P8 ZOld dot. , @; N; Q+ H- q" n% u: K7 ?, b
老点 # v9 l  I, ~7 s- h
One old water ) B$ N3 }7 m/ j$ m& W
一旧水
& E7 Q* W* }6 F, o  kI know your mouse. 2 X: }% F* Y) v
我识你老鼠！
# B; G* _3 X: o5 ]1 N% wMeasure water/Pound water.
% Q, T* i7 Y& Q, @磅水
* {# {4 W5 x- ~+ ^/ v3 @, TA dragon service.
8 B% V8 v, r* T0 i* l7 }8 Z一条龙服务 ' \5 k+ J8 K( ?" F! S% ?
Pump water. / L$ m. }  Z$ C- d- P( O( w5 o
****
+ ]( v! v" `* h. L0 r+ @6 RI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. $ b% k$ m& k+ p  \  U' \6 g6 o
我吹鸡打你班友。
2 ?3 q! o7 u* m1 ^; N" rYou jump building. + U7 T, y4 t7 W$ @& ~' `
你跳楼啦。
% f7 V+ l5 x( X- a3 x% c' N( ~! WYou come back home and eat banana 3 A) i8 `! z& D9 }0 F. j
你返屋企食蕉啦
; A& s+ L4 X# k- `" ]! A& h7 MI give you a hair.
# Q* u! u% N  j我俾条毛你ar!
0 ^  C$ ]& F) I* G5 x4 x# I1 I1 f) d4 v. b4 h
Collect skin ! n% T; z5 o9 i
收皮
# L! s4 g. M6 q$ ^2 J& lCollect father
7 k: j( ]7 q6 ~) g3 g' Z# u. B8 g收爹 7 X0 R0 ~+ h. m; c% Z" ]
You give me collect father.
! U8 e- f  A, L% V你同我收爹！ / ~6 E6 W9 C2 F
Laugh die me. ; ~1 `. D( m4 o. r* K
笑死我。 ' k7 O. Q0 z: U, N
You give me stop.
' _4 Q/ G2 P9 n你同我企系度。 & d1 t7 w# k& p( a3 h
Eight woman
. U' W4 |  B# m) m- h8 @八婆
% n( M0 J, n) a/ C. QEight woman,you are good!
* F2 u0 V9 K# h# M八婆，你好o野! % @9 Q, H" \( X% |
What the spring do you do? ' ]" ]% i$ B2 w9 Q/ D: U
你搞乜春啊? / e: i: r3 F: D! i& [
A dog of eating dung
6 u% m+ R1 m) d8 A' I食屎狗 6 v4 j8 y: f! l) F: e
A ghost of ass . C7 O* G  k8 l
屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....7 h5 {% C) U; d, q% [1 b% x# ^0 `
都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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- y6 i. Z6 ^* R: {) j  {totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......" C1 F: h1 x+ J4 N1 Q9 f
this is not hong kong style english.....8 M; N$ o* O+ ?; k
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....
* N# e7 k; d- T# _; zi've already ban this shit...
' b. ^- P( \4 A7 ndon't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.