香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die. ( B+ W. j$ x2 R* J" U) G
甘多人死，唔见你死。
( y/ J" y* `3 {3 k2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
5 z# O1 a7 v) ~/ K你教我以后点出嚟行?   _; v& L; u0 ^) a4 o7 T. Q
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. . M/ |7 V. K1 d' V4 j% A+ R& F
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 0 s  h# H- U+ m$ @
4 "I saw a pork chop"
& c, M0 ~# D5 m( a( T我见到件猪扒啊。 % v& {, Y  i5 ?& c% Z5 K
5 Are you road?
, ]4 f2 H1 T0 o$ H" T你系咪路啊？
" [! p6 T% H8 {8 C3 ?6 What the water are you? " U6 R/ r% A/ W# E* C8 q
你系乜水啊？ ; D2 C. Y1 m& H( a& e2 Y
7 Do you big me?
3 E* p% E9 N7 X" o2 }% d你大我啊？
' q5 t& i$ }: C# o8 W* c% N+ U& I8 Zebra chops people.
1 R) L# @8 |$ y班马劈友。 4 D0 h0 ?) J- j% r
9 The king of the cutting girl.
3 ]: V& R5 x* B6 k. ?: m界女王。 & n$ z4 Z$ b; t3 K+ G1 z% W) l
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. 8 z) v* i; B8 J
批我个头俾你当凳坐。 ! n4 {1 A4 o# ~
11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
, E9 ^/ |- W  L, |你当我无到？
% n; M: x8 ^! M+ `12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. + w: l4 o$ i% M" a6 ~3 k4 m
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！
/ x, Z# d$ U) P+ g1 a: j. z0 N  F: f13 Today I was very black son.
5 F* L3 u' N8 y& Z今日我好黑仔。
. J; k# @  q4 d14 I am wearing grass. ( Y/ Q& K, f( K
我着紧草。 . ~2 e4 g; n( G3 r, e
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! ; f" \" S& W2 \# P( J' E4 R! X- X
你未够班同我讲数！ 6 u7 O0 q! _& I
16 Two beat six. ( |" K7 i. p, l5 Q
二打六
* K& f6 H0 r7 a% K/ K$ G17 Two five son. ; B' q/ r8 j2 A+ v' }* ^
二五仔 3 F3 ^  d* D3 {7 G( _# ?5 Q5 `6 M
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　
- P7 ?1 Q) W9 p9 U琴琴青 2 _  [3 W# t9 n6 O" g. [0 @1 L
19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　
  q6 l0 t2 }0 W: b/ z$ H我俾D顏色你睇睇！
/ x0 B' ~3 n( o) m" ?' w( Q8 h20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　 ; k' T1 ~7 Q, B2 J6 o$ R: P
蠢蠢欲動 。
8 i; Y1 {2 x# O9 E* n8 n  p21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
8 O& A  a# X1 A8 ^7 o2 H人山人海 。 8 p! d, @1 V$ L1 |* c) h: K
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　
' J- D: x# z2 F' S你算老幾?
3 F. B8 u* k! e+ |- Z2 u23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　 0 ^1 _0 l; p! J0 X9 V' {2 U
你講乜鬼?
% ^" u9 e% r! u5 e2 O! P24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　 0 [( m" p; v& D  s4 Y% ]8 W' L8 i# {7 ]
我驚你有牙！ % t$ U) t# z* I. q2 R$ s% U3 z1 z
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　
( l9 _% L8 ~: R2 I! |9 ~: h. {心花怒放。   2 e4 X3 b( K" J2 j* U
Fish skin , r' O- \5 x" `+ i2 R# H' H
鱼皮 。 * r% Q9 ]  b  o6 ]" W6 C6 }
Monster of blowing water.
: C9 ]' W7 F) w3 B吹水怪。 ( f8 V* E- _' q
Face green green ' R  D5 }+ U1 i* @) @8 z1 e: \
面青青。 $ c  u; I9 g+ n( W$ d
You see road carefully ) F. {. ]8 z5 W" c8 d% v
你小心睇路 0 D; _( `) r9 K
You go to street carefully
6 |0 j$ G3 G3 n' r2 G6 C- n你出街小心D。
5 t2 `5 |" w" S5 A) D6 A! G8 W- VDo the world
( R2 ^. }2 n* x9 J% ~* v4 _" T做世界 。
# |4 ]6 P8 \7 }( bBig tea rice
9 |/ P, ]$ N: `( h" |( @& q- [大茶饭 。
! {8 @2 {8 g3 S4 F* B/ N' F/ k+ QAmerican chinese not enough. ! D( Y! O5 g8 n
美中不足。
. @1 Y) V6 B! s  V* D6 yKing eight egg.
% F# D( m, |. N王八蛋 8 Z( q$ {$ `/ A
High hand. 4 ]- x' i; Y  G
高手 ) o  T% `. C7 u
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Old dot. 9 j/ Q  ]- p  @" \2 l
老点 ( t2 C2 W+ P# P' i' y
One old water
* ]8 y7 z1 `5 B一旧水
. T4 J% X0 b6 L, y1 }8 r3 n8 E) XI know your mouse.
! u* X/ y: p; a' _# I我识你老鼠！
5 K( H$ u, b, k' B; z: Z4 N3 NMeasure water/Pound water.
& m) a: l' H1 q9 F. Y磅水 5 W0 B4 k# I6 v0 M% m
A dragon service.
& y- V2 {7 }" R( o8 m% i% |# |, b一条龙服务 # _) D$ S9 x( @' a0 N" k! C
Pump water.
+ O" m  \* B8 z5 o* Y****
2 Z! t, S( p- G9 d# k4 VI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. . g' o5 y0 W) n5 ?# Q' E8 e9 v% R
我吹鸡打你班友。
+ e) E# P2 e* y" k/ v9 TYou jump building.
: Z/ w5 g$ m" x4 Q& G* j你跳楼啦。
7 g  p2 _( }) n; f. x: uYou come back home and eat banana ; i$ _+ r) p, l7 J$ Z" ]7 C1 w
你返屋企食蕉啦 ' X) y( T4 Y, ~0 c" P
I give you a hair.
+ N' E4 M4 I7 U9 l9 S2 ]我俾条毛你ar!
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Collect skin " N1 D5 C8 y  x; r
收皮
9 g) e/ Y$ w' T8 lCollect father $ |1 b3 ~: p3 b3 G
收爹 1 o# k# m6 z( E9 C
You give me collect father. ) G2 S, g3 R( ~- m! j( Z
你同我收爹！ 5 Y8 c- W; Z# m# U4 ~  t6 B
Laugh die me.
. c# [! J/ y6 ~笑死我。
9 l6 g' z& N( X& hYou give me stop.
2 ?) P& ?2 k2 Q' L5 _" h1 i+ r9 m你同我企系度。
2 @' F$ U: w; r& p7 a' U! OEight woman ) ]) H! j% y. s5 a$ Y& G
八婆
% s0 f+ a+ ]1 C+ {+ w! p. D, u7 m+ ?Eight woman,you are good!
, ~+ [. S. w$ s% I1 I4 o3 e八婆，你好o野! + w1 ?0 g/ i* ^
What the spring do you do?
( P# C, ?& {( E% R( U; Q6 u你搞乜春啊?
7 ?2 ^. ~: I+ [" X& lA dog of eating dung / H  [- o5 `: _# T6 k) q& A
食屎狗
  H; G2 z) k$ _2 @' E4 b* o" zA ghost of ass ( z; @7 Q/ @. q8 Y: `4 F4 g# |
屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....
3 X9 C/ i' V: t' K2 b8 F都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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, {4 p$ k1 ^" E2 U4 l- z7 t% Utotally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......2 T1 M. D$ U; u  `( }$ g- h! B
this is not hong kong style english.....
$ @9 C1 ^, w# X2 qthis nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....( N2 v) d: J2 a) I4 j
i've already ban this shit...* B7 l# H% j: g& `6 z  P* p4 _
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.