香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die. & @, F. T5 O* U# u* W2 z
甘多人死，唔见你死。
8 `1 M8 e4 C5 A% o. M2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? ( w* E6 m$ Z/ ]* z' [
你教我以后点出嚟行? 6 V0 Z; p, q% p/ [! [* K" C# m9 h' k
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. 0 S4 d" Y1 H+ P2 y% o
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 ' i% b2 d, b% n1 S) U
4 "I saw a pork chop" ) n7 D5 b# p/ L$ Z9 [- s
我见到件猪扒啊。 4 p8 h3 x& y& Z+ r+ B
5 Are you road? 9 W5 O9 u/ @, }+ U. b3 f
你系咪路啊？ 7 h( M  X* O, n1 m, {% @( a' O- s
6 What the water are you?
7 ^2 w( j; a& r- ]+ D- W) G你系乜水啊？
4 x; F) q. u- T) Y: R  G& m3 K9 u7 Do you big me?
% o3 {9 V& u% H; v( {你大我啊？
2 e5 n, L: t& y2 q* h8 Zebra chops people. % }' ?/ @! d1 A
班马劈友。 : v) `/ Q# ?1 R6 ^6 R: g1 J" _4 ]
9 The king of the cutting girl.
1 K: J. @. ?# M4 p0 ]界女王。
2 J6 R0 ?# C6 `. |. H6 F6 Z% h10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
& H2 e; ?0 n! H: e' [2 U批我个头俾你当凳坐。
& V/ f. f- e$ H3 N9 I5 o11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
0 O7 @5 k9 J6 A( N' `你当我无到？ ' w( H9 s; |5 x- c6 d  Y
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. 9 Y; F3 |7 T9 Z, ]
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ ' Q4 N' w. l- _6 o& e( p
13 Today I was very black son. ( r) g: ?& N7 N) p
今日我好黑仔。
  }9 ^* @, n7 n* b14 I am wearing grass.
$ U: W$ V9 m* E3 V5 t我着紧草。
  M' @) S1 _2 R15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! 5 l9 |- Q1 A  m* B$ y
你未够班同我讲数！
; j  {3 J0 }! c& g4 {! J$ G" I16 Two beat six. / |0 p+ V# w8 j6 P' `, p
二打六
9 b, u5 n+ B  }- @( v; w+ G# \17 Two five son. 9 D. M/ [- W7 ?  [7 n8 p+ X: v& S  P
二五仔 + k# ~" d( {: S, k, U$ U) d$ [( X: ~
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　 ( S3 g/ U* u3 L
琴琴青
2 n. o' [) C& K5 Q19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　 9 @% N' [/ P. O( m9 [
我俾D顏色你睇睇！
" c% l7 F/ N: C  G. F20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　 + w4 ?! a  p4 ]. S+ G$ q
蠢蠢欲動 。 " ^6 ~) X! Q8 l6 S0 K
21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
- \5 f% f" E2 ~9 u% G. k: f人山人海 。 4 G( {* w$ [; r" U. f
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　
' {- C' ?% N5 @# {你算老幾?
- J$ a; l  Y5 e5 r4 K0 b1 w9 m7 }23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　
' ]# ?  Z8 P+ J1 z6 ^$ B2 v" O5 X* X你講乜鬼? 1 @  m, E5 a4 e
24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　
$ g) _& o8 d3 {! c/ B8 a6 K! @我驚你有牙！ % n0 x8 P6 Q" B  a: a4 k
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　 ' D1 G- s# j0 J9 l2 z* f. m' ]* P
心花怒放。   3 Z/ J# w. ~  p2 v
Fish skin 2 C! e+ h4 [8 E0 }# y, F
鱼皮 。 . p2 U6 q! K( B2 ^# q
Monster of blowing water.
, K- Z( G* T! i8 C" H吹水怪。
2 S6 K1 J  o0 X8 X$ B+ N& VFace green green 7 m. `' \' A* Q. A3 O0 }
面青青。 # }" o' p$ j! u: D( B0 Z
You see road carefully 4 A$ E" G( P# S9 R
你小心睇路 ) {( r- K! G' O7 N$ f% ^3 K0 l$ Q# u
You go to street carefully
( N: J0 l, O( Z' H, J, X" i  T你出街小心D。
" |, m! e6 I6 kDo the world
9 _& p- g6 M" n9 U做世界 。
8 v3 N# M; f8 YBig tea rice $ s/ L; r! m% R2 B  s
大茶饭 。 3 I. V0 F3 N6 t
American chinese not enough.
' E! R9 n+ l5 V' a0 O美中不足。
8 V9 C7 C8 J0 PKing eight egg.
' e: P1 N# }& [( W* D# u9 ?! H4 \王八蛋 7 \( l- T# e- T( x
High hand. - [$ N" r( t* J2 @! o) W
高手
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9 P6 d: y; ?+ N% o$ R! a; g; \Old dot. , p2 {  X4 o* V9 C; z& i0 ^
老点   E: }' b- q4 j5 |, t
One old water ; O5 n9 j4 @! h" ]
一旧水 # v  N$ k9 {' V
I know your mouse.
2 W: c1 {9 {& g; b* j. |我识你老鼠！
+ j) q# J! i& B9 @# t8 W5 O1 [0 TMeasure water/Pound water.
  s8 }+ J3 ~* K' I磅水 - _) @! Y  {1 G4 g
A dragon service. ! j% C* }' V4 L! l
一条龙服务 ! U. c) G) r0 Y+ R  y' D
Pump water.
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
/ z9 `* x1 n% Y; q  @/ N3 y, R- n我吹鸡打你班友。 2 u% F- l( E* [# M+ M( l' P" A
You jump building. / f9 L' S& W) ~% r# K- @" W4 x% D- m
你跳楼啦。
3 N, N4 w) \0 @You come back home and eat banana " Z$ P, J5 A0 m# v& v
你返屋企食蕉啦
) x; Y6 z( O8 \+ _% G5 HI give you a hair. 3 l4 @. M- P$ H4 D7 X
我俾条毛你ar! 1 |6 j% d3 q3 Z9 F
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Collect skin
  P+ |5 S" e, r& g- n收皮
% q( x: X  b' q8 j. LCollect father % ~5 x+ m( b' t0 m! o* e) @
收爹
1 P0 @; b1 ~7 \7 x  w: M, O4 c3 `' {You give me collect father.
. C0 |, y! J! R* l$ a你同我收爹！
! ?1 {, \  m3 G( L6 W6 W: e4 y6 |Laugh die me.
/ a) ~; O. U% y% l5 G+ n笑死我。 # H: B& I6 u# }6 M9 ~
You give me stop.
* Z) R" r( S6 N7 ~; f你同我企系度。   h+ L$ \9 M8 {8 f
Eight woman
9 ]# b* V" V  B3 s' i八婆 ) R# S  z+ m" y) V5 s
Eight woman,you are good!
, L$ Z% G6 q) J! k八婆，你好o野! 2 ^) t/ Z2 _3 y2 \8 Y9 \
What the spring do you do?
( ]4 L/ g8 F, ^: B8 i8 Y% ~. h你搞乜春啊? 4 J9 Z! H# o. @
A dog of eating dung 9 ?+ [7 Z2 ^% N7 j$ l! W2 C$ p
食屎狗
) a$ z, ^# B6 [A ghost of ass
; s, B, B8 \% M/ G) V屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....) O$ `5 X5 L/ z4 b* I3 s2 }
都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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# r/ p# D- p# Q2 r3 a' ~totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......
8 T$ |: }5 t& d$ Ethis is not hong kong style english.....9 v' [" x  A7 b' h! s8 B
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....& {" Y. g1 s; @
i've already ban this shit...
: z1 L& v/ g9 zdon't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.