香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die.
* q! f3 n6 C! _0 @" R' G" Q甘多人死，唔见你死。 - C6 ?, A, I/ T  S$ {& b
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? % a( r, w. s, _/ g. y: p
你教我以后点出嚟行?
, A' n" R9 s$ S: H3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
, g; y$ q& J" l* e7 r2 ^6 F如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。
5 W* K( C! P: L$ a0 Q+ H1 ~- e1 M$ _4 "I saw a pork chop"
& H0 d  A# D, S. ]) X7 R我见到件猪扒啊。
5 F* ~2 h! W3 T* H1 F, X5 Are you road? 9 _' S( R1 \! ~, p  m5 l
你系咪路啊？
- [+ c, S& e! ?: k6 What the water are you? ' F. i1 I- y0 l' A+ v+ S
你系乜水啊？ # a5 K1 Q& b/ J7 N
7 Do you big me?
! R3 a+ Y8 }$ P0 T4 B5 K4 i6 C" g! |你大我啊？
0 E; V1 Q- c# n+ W: Q' R5 [8 Zebra chops people.
. C: Y& @. c7 v2 P- D班马劈友。 4 c9 N; Z$ f6 s1 A4 Y
9 The king of the cutting girl. : G4 m5 W; O+ K/ |
界女王。 1 ~' N9 m) N0 z& q
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
2 T; T/ v( {0 A) R3 Y批我个头俾你当凳坐。
2 {- K/ a! L7 d( ?11 Do you think me didn't arrive? + k( e! s4 _9 `4 F/ z8 r
你当我无到？
" y" a( U: Y/ e8 z+ w5 l( {12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. ! F/ V9 S) F) D  x2 z7 q* M2 j. ?
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ & i$ e1 U. c# v1 Y/ l! ^' F
13 Today I was very black son.
1 t) f+ s. ^% e今日我好黑仔。
! t8 J# K  p& b, i14 I am wearing grass. . C$ ^! o4 I: @0 F
我着紧草。 5 s* O9 i- @1 Z2 Y& t
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! 8 A2 ]9 Y  k, c0 Q' e& ?1 N7 h
你未够班同我讲数！ 7 w3 Q8 |- r  b$ o2 i+ S7 j
16 Two beat six. " D5 W$ Q' n$ U9 y
二打六
% M2 Z5 d7 {% G17 Two five son.
) `4 ]5 J" E" d* a2 ]二五仔 5 G0 Y0 c- ?8 \" R$ x+ W
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　 ) i/ f8 P: I1 @* |
琴琴青
4 R  T- ?% B8 o3 _) @19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　 4 }% w# S8 B# D+ M! @% t
我俾D顏色你睇睇！
* b1 K6 ?" S. o- e+ Z9 U; S20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　 ) a9 c  \) S5 D6 F; h' R
蠢蠢欲動 。
! l3 `; y% _" J21 People mountain people sea .　　　　 # u& x% o0 R6 I6 f( I  I
人山人海 。 2 s' a$ s. J/ X9 g: v
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　
% u, d/ @6 J2 g你算老幾? 6 w9 M) T- G# s/ J* H& j
23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　 + w& l. P4 \4 B
你講乜鬼?
6 E; c& n8 N4 B" v& V$ |) h, \24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　
/ E# n1 y6 o! ]8 J我驚你有牙！ ! A( W! `5 E* y3 c
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　 # G2 e3 J& y1 G* t8 B! W
心花怒放。   + z" ?7 W% x0 L7 g3 m& r3 R  J$ Q
Fish skin
: Y0 k% H2 ~) y6 n' |鱼皮 。 2 k5 q" @( Z" {" r* K. n
Monster of blowing water. 7 c- D- l- @9 K) j3 ]$ q; q
吹水怪。 7 z% i! m) ~3 }* f9 p
Face green green ! {  S  {; ]7 \4 W; b% w& |5 V" f
面青青。
  H6 r1 y8 J, G2 n& PYou see road carefully
& k' ?4 p. j5 N# x, f你小心睇路
/ F5 S8 p- X+ `  h* WYou go to street carefully * t6 g( T2 {$ y% o- X7 p
你出街小心D。
" E6 W; w0 b" a1 U) JDo the world
3 c: y" W+ ?  |0 \0 ?4 W做世界 。 7 f  `% \, e  I" V, @0 O1 Q) L
Big tea rice
0 g6 x. t, E- k; `  @5 j大茶饭 。
* E+ d) a! n7 X  x5 GAmerican chinese not enough.
. f6 G: {5 `2 M6 n' u美中不足。 8 k( }, m: Q* Z0 ^% j$ M% R
King eight egg.
/ {* _, L6 L6 \8 [( {6 B王八蛋
  h, c) ~$ I( j" O7 jHigh hand.
6 a: e2 M( I+ b: Y* n2 J+ B高手 0 ?* I  ]' u( F2 J$ E" S
5 Q* T) [& E% ^/ f3 B: b, Y% f3 t( }
Old dot. / i/ r+ }! F+ [6 x/ R
老点 ' O1 z, w! e9 m
One old water
- o% ^+ J2 I! P5 U, X一旧水 $ Y8 k1 X4 V8 S
I know your mouse. 1 Y' `# @$ Q& e7 h9 |- }. n  k
我识你老鼠！
) l$ X, u0 V5 eMeasure water/Pound water. - E6 y+ C$ S( p% E1 r9 j
磅水
4 G) w# |/ ]( X+ UA dragon service.
8 R' i- d4 K! h一条龙服务
9 L) ^4 K* w( _/ j- q, |. B: nPump water.
4 H" ~% {% W7 L3 g' a****
! L; m9 P1 t" Q7 C) Q, AI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
1 ~2 H0 U0 ^! {( e" J我吹鸡打你班友。 + R# M, U6 o; V* Z4 Y3 Z
You jump building. % C0 i: m9 n! U, ~4 ?
你跳楼啦。 : j. M4 ]$ M1 v5 Y: x8 H2 T
You come back home and eat banana $ o: O; W' P8 |% U# ^4 `
你返屋企食蕉啦 + v. g% s8 P; E6 r- y
I give you a hair. 3 J4 @& m5 K! }1 C. w6 ?* Q4 h) s  S
我俾条毛你ar! / K4 a6 x2 M- y, A. w; _5 y4 ^

- J9 o( n' `; |" T  M4 N1 ^/ J' lCollect skin
) i& y$ C" @6 v% Q+ m! r' `- r0 F收皮
  v; t2 [& h2 Q* a0 t- G7 y5 u5 MCollect father 2 N/ v0 [* q/ U& \: p
收爹 5 `" [% S' x: P! V* B
You give me collect father.
5 N# s+ E8 I$ A你同我收爹！ , d( I+ r  D1 H2 g( C+ C
Laugh die me.
1 z' V6 n- Z+ k& w8 v# y/ m笑死我。 " n4 ~1 O& S& e4 {
You give me stop.
$ c) C$ y# V9 G  V& H: @8 L4 j你同我企系度。
0 C4 R% s+ W, l/ t6 s0 W+ wEight woman
8 J5 a/ T0 u9 w+ {4 _( D' o' q八婆
/ C% q, _5 ?& @6 T# S; g' WEight woman,you are good! 5 S; ]7 X. m# }( y) T4 ]
八婆，你好o野!
$ N5 {8 M% |: V3 L6 D3 q4 o0 KWhat the spring do you do?
3 g0 W. m4 u" q3 ?3 ]; r你搞乜春啊? # D) c3 x/ \# y! g
A dog of eating dung : c6 X6 P+ U# t3 n, s
食屎狗
. t, L8 d! \% p6 H1 IA ghost of ass
4 F: A. X4 o* ?屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....* S4 `2 o) g+ E0 B
都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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  F7 {- I9 F4 z& }) [, {; p) ttotally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......) m7 s( [5 A; s/ X
this is not hong kong style english.....
+ a( l) U$ ^  \( h5 rthis nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....
  T. F5 v0 X2 j+ pi've already ban this shit..., y: P6 F% L7 E2 a1 J
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.