香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die.
7 V/ @8 q6 ]! M* x( r5 W甘多人死，唔见你死。
+ A# g1 b/ g, E) q0 y2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? , d- q" T$ m. U; U6 v  _+ X
你教我以后点出嚟行? ! ]  f2 ?, N( U+ S) c: q" ?/ Z
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. ! g$ X7 b6 }5 u5 F! i
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。
1 B+ s6 k; S! W4 "I saw a pork chop"
0 R: f, U9 u# z0 m/ a7 b3 f我见到件猪扒啊。
) W6 X! u: Y2 d8 K, Y0 }/ B0 i5 Are you road?
1 V7 r, H* ?) G& u5 m你系咪路啊？
+ S% P- H' K4 W$ N4 d2 y6 What the water are you? * R+ v0 }- U' O% ]
你系乜水啊？ 9 c; P, D4 K7 t5 |9 S8 Q6 s
7 Do you big me? ( W3 K- p. X& |' x; e
你大我啊？
0 w$ |: N: P2 q1 F! \. T, w8 Zebra chops people. * g% B: ^* H  m. x" Y! k8 y
班马劈友。 4 ^* h1 S1 `; W" E- n+ P
9 The king of the cutting girl. 3 D$ X+ s; f$ F! U  z4 j  @& q
界女王。 # l9 h+ `- `( S7 D
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
  e$ x* O( @" Q2 m% G批我个头俾你当凳坐。 1 z, K* d# g8 \2 T8 N$ p. E
11 Do you think me didn't arrive? . e* W" p& L4 j0 t; C$ f+ V+ z  H
你当我无到？ 7 j6 K! f. h- {+ A; q5 w/ b7 y" z
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
* I& l' N  s" U9 c3 L你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ # a' I- N$ L% H9 {. `; y
13 Today I was very black son. ! ^, S) n5 \& ~5 ]
今日我好黑仔。 + W0 `- q% R, ]2 e7 G4 q
14 I am wearing grass.
- C/ R) r( g2 x2 \6 Z: r- b. C& d我着紧草。
# m, w- n0 P( A) `; F15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! 5 K- Y% e1 E5 S
你未够班同我讲数！ / e8 s+ o! P! i  @8 s/ z! G0 Z. v0 {6 Q
16 Two beat six.
0 [' d0 b% ^& a' ~9 S二打六
; a, V6 X5 I: D17 Two five son.
  l, S+ @$ R. n) ?二五仔
! K/ d& e; b+ n7 ]# k9 I; y$ |  z. r18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　
/ A; z6 Y9 U- Y- O6 C琴琴青
3 P9 `* v: k# W9 S) p( k1 p9 C0 ]! R19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　
5 K4 c; I* v! ]3 E8 m我俾D顏色你睇睇！ 0 Q1 Q" {. v6 t7 M: [1 U0 C
20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　
% o2 P" E2 `+ p6 A# v蠢蠢欲動 。
- Z% u6 T: q& N2 T( S& j9 d' e* V  q& i21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
- l. d* u" h) L+ \- P; w  t# k' c人山人海 。 * y) k1 N9 I( [# S
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　
! [" X$ Z; b$ b" p; m( F2 f你算老幾?
% |+ l! C9 B$ Z0 u* ^23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　
/ b0 Q1 z+ B/ ]5 Y9 \. R8 P/ C# Y你講乜鬼? " h0 E5 |" h# \2 c
24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　 , U$ U/ k5 B" n1 i
我驚你有牙！ 1 x* ~( v. \& ~, ~. {3 p
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　
4 F: g' F9 ^) y, ?+ x5 o9 R8 P心花怒放。   8 c4 b# J, @; I6 Z. Q" j
Fish skin
. X: K3 r6 Z! X' i鱼皮 。
5 L' i* T9 E9 z( i1 R' jMonster of blowing water.
8 ]. I) \% @; M2 E" ~) _吹水怪。 & ?& c6 {+ I, Y1 E$ @. G
Face green green " I; l# z  {" \7 J, c5 @
面青青。
. i0 A% k3 o9 X- Z& C% o$ sYou see road carefully
+ h9 D3 G5 e7 F: p7 o0 x1 R你小心睇路
* W  I7 |' v8 h* aYou go to street carefully
" O# Z! I  d" C. K2 k; E$ l你出街小心D。 + _, ?$ }9 A: W& C# I% f( h
Do the world 7 X/ G3 B) j' z  J" M
做世界 。 0 Z$ M' ~; ]- u
Big tea rice . q5 d$ ~3 T2 w' y) z7 y$ R3 t
大茶饭 。 ; P( U) x# \3 t8 I) J# z
American chinese not enough. + D* j5 z# y6 l; v1 x
美中不足。 # y0 }- U" s1 v
King eight egg.
6 p1 {8 ^; B4 o  v5 g7 M% l王八蛋 ( ~$ R: U2 b3 R
High hand. , N9 G! E# |* Z- E  R' B
高手
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' X" M0 ?: I' AOld dot. . V! |* P" O2 b, h# M( M
老点 2 @! Y4 _7 k  e0 N& e7 k! Z& S
One old water " r5 b- R% [; d! z
一旧水 : X; Q# Q& b6 u- Y8 {) u& I% D) a
I know your mouse.
3 V. _8 G6 j( c9 p/ t  W7 J, h我识你老鼠！
7 n+ ]8 ~6 H! gMeasure water/Pound water. 7 ]: w; Y5 p2 e8 Z9 M8 J7 ?
磅水
5 c. f' j! t2 U) G7 w( b$ |/ c  zA dragon service. ( n( p9 p% z; y3 q5 ^, U) U$ _
一条龙服务
& }1 ^$ j- _6 U" aPump water. # O6 v; \* c. p( @; ~
**** ! Z: _) |% f* a$ `+ ]9 b8 k/ ?3 L
I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
; `" \" j* B7 }! v我吹鸡打你班友。
2 y) u- E* s& F9 X+ j; q  nYou jump building.
' g+ ^( }! @. y  o* J你跳楼啦。 , n- P& W/ o% h! F) X% ]
You come back home and eat banana 0 |/ u" r& s3 s
你返屋企食蕉啦
+ f9 E1 \2 D4 r$ Q8 P* m' XI give you a hair. " l  `8 x$ |$ N  {9 b* c" O+ O
我俾条毛你ar!
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+ X' ?% J8 I, `4 NCollect skin
  y& x  r  T9 P! \; r- ^/ Q收皮
8 ~) B: v/ ]. L  P8 g& E8 oCollect father
' q2 h* Q* V. p# t: l2 p# Y收爹
) I/ x  \2 J! |2 [/ ZYou give me collect father.
1 U1 n+ \# `" R5 N  h你同我收爹！ * ^8 k7 Q& {/ f7 U& F
Laugh die me.
2 a8 K5 ]8 m3 l$ V" F5 w  o笑死我。
* h! J* E- O! I( o0 d; w% v  kYou give me stop. 4 }/ C2 r9 D7 [% O1 }5 [
你同我企系度。 6 q; z: i" ~6 z5 N
Eight woman 7 o2 x- ~! l/ R0 H
八婆 & }6 S+ y% r) R
Eight woman,you are good!
7 F4 |. ?4 O' l9 m& j八婆，你好o野! ; O3 d$ `, U7 K3 s! y
What the spring do you do?
8 X, P7 q- l7 a5 |* z+ e你搞乜春啊?
2 H  s9 A0 A4 YA dog of eating dung
% j3 B& V+ u1 q* C; e食屎狗
0 M* }$ S8 P! b8 y5 r  LA ghost of ass & g' ]5 i, v) B
屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....: F5 f. }. q* e0 T9 P1 q
都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......
9 Z7 f$ F" i% k- Ethis is not hong kong style english.....* w! \+ s( c! e9 ~, W$ c& U/ |
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....7 c+ J8 p" n1 p; a5 R2 }( ]( ?
i've already ban this shit...+ k5 |  ]5 H  S3 @
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.