香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die. ) J6 ]/ u' r+ Y* w
甘多人死，唔见你死。 + C4 k  q* z1 T: Q6 g0 P8 m
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
: I/ d5 T' u7 i$ F你教我以后点出嚟行?
. p5 s) o6 k/ b3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
& `5 |% {' i( {! U1 S如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 . D; q3 b0 R3 F% E" @( _
4 "I saw a pork chop"
  \/ }- u( o& n; C2 |7 X我见到件猪扒啊。
9 }- R" Z+ n0 M) S- a. U5 Are you road? 1 l& b9 h0 z# G: l
你系咪路啊？
6 o! g$ w, e6 P5 T  [6 What the water are you?
3 `* x1 ?5 @6 z你系乜水啊？ ) q$ R) H% D6 O& l2 Q6 O2 ?
7 Do you big me?
) y5 d9 E- @8 c) y你大我啊？
" U: \6 a5 k% W: y! `4 Y8 k; W2 ]8 Zebra chops people. 6 ~; X' E2 `! {- W
班马劈友。 1 F2 k& o7 W, U1 _' @1 `
9 The king of the cutting girl.
3 l" q' L& b% \) [界女王。 % R7 Y% D. N% J; q, S( W$ _
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. / N& X) K7 B4 y& z
批我个头俾你当凳坐。 $ E: C9 {) g& \+ E2 E  g
11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
8 N) G/ R% c+ @1 N0 }你当我无到？ 6 N3 y+ L0 m( U9 n4 B
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
7 ]2 G# B% Y6 x: g1 ?你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ , D7 y' u2 J6 D- i( E, M2 p( z* H- N
13 Today I was very black son.
) c, [7 T7 D4 M& _2 x6 J3 |今日我好黑仔。 ) j% u4 G% V" H' o% W2 \
14 I am wearing grass. 7 I1 _: W: A) D" \
我着紧草。 ) g" Q! B3 {  p" G
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! 5 {7 n! D7 Z. I8 K( d' ^+ Z8 K7 D5 J
你未够班同我讲数！ - s: e- A; j! V1 @
16 Two beat six.
! C; w3 \5 M8 N% `: q, s8 u二打六
: E2 L# F" }5 L7 Y/ V17 Two five son.
" O! R- X8 g, M* j- M: o% G" \二五仔 ; Y  V0 z$ k& ?- z9 ^+ f
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　
& Q. U' w5 a2 i+ u" f1 V/ ^! S, k琴琴青
" U4 z. P* H/ p2 p1 J19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　
, h4 m- |* U8 z: W5 k我俾D顏色你睇睇！
2 t% n* [, z- R& o0 ^# ^$ u20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　
  o: t2 `1 x9 ~. B蠢蠢欲動 。
0 ?. ]1 z. H4 @! N2 c3 w21 People mountain people sea .　　　　 $ I3 m% b2 ^( D( A; s
人山人海 。
0 E: A4 ~* f/ S* [  c' z22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　
8 D  z4 e0 R4 O$ _8 o9 [你算老幾? : J! o; q3 e/ o) }
23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　 - a5 t' p8 a( L* @5 S" |5 H# S
你講乜鬼?
3 g1 P1 Y1 H& `" @- |# ?3 e% d24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　
6 y1 Q8 Q7 u7 S% C. A) P我驚你有牙！
; s9 i5 T- D6 y. v7 l* ?0 _25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　 2 ?6 w( c9 F  O! a4 h
心花怒放。   
/ E  _! d. c5 W! ZFish skin , x& s  s% z1 L$ Z3 h; ~
鱼皮 。
1 q& u8 m3 B* t; i% @4 n# FMonster of blowing water. & {4 g. A$ L8 f/ c# d" G
吹水怪。 ' R2 s0 t" Y# c  |; E
Face green green 1 B% K* _$ h7 y9 S/ |
面青青。
) M9 m* S# b( u9 I, \2 A6 m* X/ [8 EYou see road carefully . i. G4 r1 M9 s" e7 n/ W/ o
你小心睇路 1 n& O: ]' w/ G2 C% F% ^% P# J- O
You go to street carefully
# _5 Z0 ~; t: Q( ?8 w5 k你出街小心D。
, @2 K, }/ ?+ v& d  s0 BDo the world
8 X$ j- V0 |( t7 f* q做世界 。
- S8 r8 V5 |( _- z/ ^- N2 FBig tea rice
* y) [. N" h# ]7 r$ X0 W8 Y大茶饭 。 $ Q( m" g2 S5 p& S  y3 f9 j
American chinese not enough. # d/ ^7 C2 ~; }: m* c1 a& }$ N
美中不足。 1 A- b, Q, q  ?' ]! f
King eight egg.
2 U" r- Y3 o6 R# H$ Q7 K王八蛋
% B8 N: H/ N8 r/ ^2 Z6 e$ s% xHigh hand.
2 D) b* I9 l* x  z) M# a5 B高手 0 C) B& {9 Z4 s  v- j3 c1 Y, G) o' V

4 Q5 a( q+ b5 ]1 ^# I- jOld dot. ) V5 y) U; o4 ~
老点 , P+ Z, E) F; f0 u. h
One old water
$ x5 u/ D: o3 S/ M2 g一旧水 9 h$ T+ j3 s# T+ Y) X9 S/ s6 X
I know your mouse. ) m/ B0 ^7 `6 n3 z1 C' F# {
我识你老鼠！ ' D! i# U2 P8 E" a$ {) l% G0 G6 Y
Measure water/Pound water. 3 b* S" O& ^9 U
磅水 " d$ z7 h4 {9 ]# I7 O2 I6 U
A dragon service. ; Y6 e: U# _1 r6 b# j
一条龙服务
7 x* H/ c9 T& T  Q" {4 x) |+ _/ T8 r' RPump water.
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.   K: J  K% m: M5 M: f
我吹鸡打你班友。 + y7 J9 e' W& L/ h4 M6 l8 j
You jump building. 8 v( _; g8 o$ h6 Y
你跳楼啦。
$ T8 w1 ]$ N2 i! N- J3 w& iYou come back home and eat banana
& V9 X3 `( q4 T7 l% }9 c你返屋企食蕉啦
3 {* f1 ?+ m" g/ S: D9 BI give you a hair.
! c4 L* ~( k5 j6 ^- k7 F我俾条毛你ar! & o1 A7 h5 U3 _
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Collect skin ; v& U5 y8 U8 Q
收皮   i4 a7 ?  Z1 q; w
Collect father
) M. i( H) i% E收爹 / P5 O7 g' l! ]1 l
You give me collect father.
/ F. I+ w: e  g5 l" w5 ]$ J你同我收爹！ " @$ @8 K, U. Y
Laugh die me.
9 }/ C. ?5 \0 L# Y笑死我。   m- e8 [2 h! y- I2 x* M
You give me stop. " s2 b# ~1 r& O9 }/ W: M1 a" f
你同我企系度。
. i: @* _) ?1 K, X5 a  }. sEight woman " M. \2 c5 N8 P9 N  s' V* H. x
八婆 & ^* t! C8 X& ?; V8 K$ X
Eight woman,you are good!   l3 a/ r2 v/ `% I3 {# x
八婆，你好o野!
" [; ]; a7 l$ R! k- UWhat the spring do you do? ) u2 X4 u6 F! S4 m3 `
你搞乜春啊? ; y* w0 ]  e. h, q: U# R) q& X( N+ }4 P
A dog of eating dung % f2 A+ R" z  N* ~/ e; d
食屎狗
2 Y6 ?  ~' v$ j, P$ E  \& D2 m' @A ghost of ass ( E  Y; v$ p4 j* o
屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....
: ^! N. P8 _3 k2 e( o6 }都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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3 z6 y$ V* S" t7 H: }1 Ktotally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......: i5 w; j0 V# c1 W3 b' A' ?1 y2 t5 x3 T
this is not hong kong style english....., Z1 P2 M: I9 Y4 ?! w: }
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語...../ M5 J- C* i% B, v/ e. D, |
i've already ban this shit...; P/ `, \/ W5 n0 o. t& b
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.