香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die. * x+ v$ Y, S2 [/ R: o: o
甘多人死，唔见你死。
5 e4 I! Q  z+ W0 J2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
1 G  C  L2 ^. ?& Y% W7 Q你教我以后点出嚟行?
/ @' m% _" W: t9 ^; K; d3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
/ a$ S/ q* z) @/ d如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 6 Y) }5 t- m- z, y( U
4 "I saw a pork chop" * v) S, Y0 Y) |4 c, o- F. t
我见到件猪扒啊。
* G3 K% I# N3 f! N5 Are you road? 5 I' N8 l! q, u/ B  k8 U+ k" m0 t
你系咪路啊？
( V6 N3 t4 r( L6 What the water are you?
9 }% @# N8 s7 f. `你系乜水啊？
- y; @9 ^' h" Q' Y+ z7 Z, p7 Do you big me?
7 R( \- C2 d5 E7 U9 s你大我啊？ ; j! F; D7 Y# G9 s
8 Zebra chops people.
% X& x3 F) ?' z9 _& h5 O班马劈友。 0 k2 z8 I7 y% S- }
9 The king of the cutting girl. ; [# w0 S- H3 y( {; n* \9 @
界女王。
1 L- s/ N7 [# s  @# U2 B10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
5 S9 T: c+ }- M; Y2 {* I3 x批我个头俾你当凳坐。 ) K2 E3 I' p. S9 s$ _9 I3 n7 V; m( _
11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
, q4 v2 g. z/ a- t你当我无到？ 3 F& [0 i, T1 W% V
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
# j3 j% }3 f2 ?8 J" G; Z! p4 O你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ * r/ {8 v, L2 C  C* n! E
13 Today I was very black son. 1 x2 _* ^9 ?  A7 K" C1 V& ^3 O4 b, q
今日我好黑仔。 ; @1 \. Q% L- Q$ P
14 I am wearing grass.
- P4 a6 [* p6 s1 ~4 U6 I) f我着紧草。
# Z8 p* Y: S8 X9 t" P& Z4 z% w15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
# M- u0 O% z) ?  n你未够班同我讲数！
- _0 A. q" w( t: S16 Two beat six.
" L6 O2 }* x" B$ Q" I3 H二打六
1 O6 y+ J- p+ Y/ d17 Two five son.
' d# r+ v; e  N7 c二五仔 0 z+ x! h/ t3 m4 K5 D
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　
8 v" w# R% f* X' P琴琴青
6 R( s$ w$ i0 W% u0 ~* L/ H19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　 0 j7 n0 f: v+ u( b% Q
我俾D顏色你睇睇！
( M/ S" V' `% r20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　
4 K) B# U" h7 n9 F# R蠢蠢欲動 。 2 z( z$ [2 Q7 U0 a' `! n7 \0 Q! L
21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
( i: u/ q& \+ c+ C2 I& `$ W( T2 r+ t人山人海 。 - W3 r: U( D* H2 V! @- m, L$ i
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　
* }0 j; J2 x. J你算老幾?
% X) j7 G, S0 I0 w% F23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　 & F& `9 x6 ^! m8 C: P) T
你講乜鬼? . ^; N5 \9 r" V
24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　 + C! L: u% G! m9 w6 o1 {
我驚你有牙！ : G& P! q# Z7 W) s' Q
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　
' J  R0 j- J+ i# v, f$ D$ {0 @心花怒放。   
/ V' x. I7 S7 X7 IFish skin
/ p: u( X% u1 x  A0 G; q7 [* u, d鱼皮 。
) f2 S6 Q/ P3 R& s. s5 v5 I; u3 C0 yMonster of blowing water. " r# [, ~: ?' G
吹水怪。
2 Y- N* k, S" i: O# u* }8 r7 P* \Face green green
0 u! {5 }6 _" d  D面青青。
5 V% g. `0 `+ fYou see road carefully , O/ Z/ W, v3 W+ [* i/ E
你小心睇路 ' U4 U  l' ^5 A& D' d6 K2 N% G' Y
You go to street carefully
% g$ S" |* |5 p! ?你出街小心D。 8 p% ^9 y  {+ B0 i; S( @! Z$ s
Do the world
/ g. F( W' Q" M, `8 b9 l做世界 。
4 t2 }$ G, y2 w. O, E. w$ NBig tea rice 3 X/ e3 y, s: Q, Q+ f
大茶饭 。
1 H+ ~- g; Z5 f0 _% G- t6 E" z' oAmerican chinese not enough.
; o' w7 ]* y3 z" z' m( @3 `* u美中不足。 1 N# X& H9 z: y1 J% z
King eight egg.
% o3 B1 K5 o+ J1 X% E2 `王八蛋
( R9 M# ?% D. D* C1 U/ ]+ uHigh hand. % z* d4 Y' a( I7 O# n  d
高手 $ f$ K/ R5 ?3 b2 b: w% w
# {$ s$ R6 ]# ]. }& R" h* W' l
Old dot. 8 H+ E* S2 C- C
老点
& y9 w( {, {) w4 z; ]5 y2 Y) OOne old water . C3 }! u* p0 \7 ~. c2 \
一旧水 4 ]0 E6 O; I- D7 ^0 F4 Z, k4 R9 F
I know your mouse. . s5 y* Q  G  x2 a- z3 _
我识你老鼠！ 7 e* f- ^( o1 ?1 _# Y
Measure water/Pound water. / N) d2 m6 O0 i$ `. D% i  [
磅水 ' v! d( |! ~2 U, H
A dragon service.
! R5 c9 N* ]2 N! n一条龙服务 5 d3 S( z1 n9 z! m0 r; Q& @6 T
Pump water.
6 u% j6 c6 v0 r) ]****
0 W" `. U6 {$ Y) F1 ]/ _, OI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. ; W& C+ Z: i* D6 {4 [, s
我吹鸡打你班友。
- m& Y8 t7 K3 ^0 }$ RYou jump building. / @  s) n2 K# ^! {" R% @
你跳楼啦。 0 Z2 o/ W. ^9 q5 X; [% j
You come back home and eat banana
8 R1 k! h7 ]5 q) k0 |0 j) C( K; `2 n. [你返屋企食蕉啦
0 T( @5 E$ H9 z7 WI give you a hair.
4 V* B$ r+ f1 W5 x2 `我俾条毛你ar! 9 E( q5 y6 N6 {/ Y

, D. ~5 V: m7 e- OCollect skin 0 R+ o2 \" @- D
收皮 8 Q: T& {$ c0 s2 o2 p
Collect father ' ?+ H( w4 ~( Y$ k! x  n
收爹
% O4 Z& ~7 j& @) ?& W) B8 |You give me collect father.
) P5 S8 f/ h& `你同我收爹！
% I. W( ~& N9 s* X' ~2 R# QLaugh die me.
- J0 l8 _  p) ^) C笑死我。 ( P! W2 Z/ i- t* b/ z* G) F7 N3 ~
You give me stop. 5 D6 H! `4 N  s' k8 _
你同我企系度。   F( M$ f+ M. d8 f, e9 G5 V
Eight woman
  W/ J. e3 T* U# G3 f1 i八婆
$ _8 b8 M8 S- ^  Z. MEight woman,you are good! 9 n/ W7 {+ f3 a: I0 z& Q* S, _
八婆，你好o野!
% \) ]+ Y9 @4 iWhat the spring do you do? : z' ~) q/ W% b; c* A' D8 [
你搞乜春啊? ( N% G/ h2 e- Z+ w) D( s
A dog of eating dung % n& z: k/ O1 n3 y8 Q- g; Z) o8 t
食屎狗 " f; b6 q* P; b
A ghost of ass 2 V* I: |) r6 q6 u7 N) n9 \
屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....% K' C) [8 `5 E5 P6 Q
都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

9 q- H! z. D+ j8 \, [+ C
/ T( r+ C) j  ototally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......1 }& k) D  s6 q% c; r& W5 F
this is not hong kong style english.....
7 |4 t  o* O+ r1 Q; L0 C" lthis nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....
9 S2 ?* m0 |8 @8 V4 gi've already ban this shit...
/ h3 T! p( N3 n3 ~5 d" ddon't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.