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7 A- g" {7 l1 F3 f' S7 q- U5 第二樣野冇見你咁叻, 駁咀你就最叻/ q2 c$ b  c6 ^0 K
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/ E6 Q" s7 h+ T8 m" V, W7 B+ r7 叫0左你唔好夜晚洗頭, 第二日老0左你就知 (第二日咁快就老)) {# W: W& N- j6 H

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, i& F" u: `; q( S* @& J4 X我媽1,4,5,6 都有講過hahhaha

三仔

正呀!!好好笑~~我呀媽成日講1,2,4

月月鳥

some of these have said

kantang4910

Originally posted by 三仔 at 2005-3-9 03:42 PM:9 b" }  {. _# W/ L  p& M6 l' n
正呀!!好好笑~~我呀媽成日講1,2,4

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好好笑,唔係呀,記住'樹欲靜而風不息,子欲養而親不在'是很悲哀.有得聽好聽多��,咁即係仲有人關心你.唔係攪笑.我建議版主扣三仔分,因他侮辱媽媽

三仔

Originally posted by kantang4910 at 2005-3-10 06:44 PM:
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# c, ]1 ~. ?' r% {# L* L2 z好好笑,唔係呀,記住'樹欲靜而風不息,子欲養而親不在'是很悲哀.有得聽好聽多��,咁即係仲有人關心你.唔係攪笑.我建議版主扣三仔分,因他侮辱媽媽

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我那有侮辱我媽媽??不要亂說!!

TIN KAI

i mom away say 4,5,10

stuttgart

1, 3, 4, 6

tinguse3650

1 4 5 10>.<

kingtong

good