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發表於 2005-4-25 05:26 PM
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睇睇你每次能燃燒多少的卡路里
Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight.
% i+ Q' W; \3 p性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了
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2 {/ U, }. D: U/ ~0 H) ULook how many calories you can burn:
, ?7 A; U% ^% J# F你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里：
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7 u0 X" r- {4 ?* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 # j% {2 P! b- _
With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡
+ M4 m& C! b- i \Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 ; Z# l" u% B8 W. l
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* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩
4 H6 @* C4 S0 Z$ S$ v; rWith both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 3 u' ?. @' t- O. z# ^ y
With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 V6 a* [8 _# i3 {- x9 Y
With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 , f2 b* w+ _7 A
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 " J8 k# W2 H7 f
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# F9 _' L0 J# S' ~/ T0 W- H9 s* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 , @: @( w M/ H' G: Z) U i
With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 # B) N* w% T; Y
Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡
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: _& E! d1 Q+ h. L: J+ X/ \* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 ; v9 |& O. V+ }4 v7 F/ ]9 m
Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡
, |' ~1 x3 m3 i/ l- I" }$ @Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡
5 J* @& J5 I- C5 IWithout caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡
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* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候
: t, M! R k1 W9 {! q I. DHolding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡
4 p- ]" d: d& c" y7 ~9 tJust on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 # j* ^$ {, p) e& s: k: `; v6 B/ g
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8 _* a1 j8 e W* POSITIONS 姿勢
" N* N. B1 f) q5 K0 r' s* b: }daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡
9 x3 n' a X6 k3 d69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡
4 R) A2 U1 _) g% l: t69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡
' n1 H2 ]7 m) m4 p/ w$ O |7 ~Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡
J3 v6 D2 m1 H1 _" ^2 u; @, F- SItalian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡
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* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 / N. a0 g& v+ d5 l+ @/ o
Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 9 c5 z" P* l# L4 E6 E6 \
Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 0 V0 m+ [ f6 }7 D# _
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Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 ( v0 K' U- Q5 S/ W
Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡
; t7 ?0 T" T9 }1 v1 B& W$ m: {Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡
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- |& `. y8 H e& r, U9 ^* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起
% Z- a& E8 D! O% y( ABetween 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 ( C5 V5 @1 ?; r
from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 ) j6 ^( M* ]8 \& Y5 N7 X; }
from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 ! o: J3 C; Y9 T& x- q( d7 u
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 " N' Z3 `& P. z( J5 k6 T
from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 $ @: I; T( Q0 o" c: a. \
over 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 7 J# z( ~( ]9 ~; X( ]
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Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 / S+ c, ]* F/ C; q
Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡
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