八兩斤,黃夏慰,余冒蓮,菜瘋華之瘋狂關係.請幫一幫八兩斤

happylion99

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黃: 黃夏慰
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; Z' W/ ~$ k: V: V6 g以下故事乃純粹虛構,如有雷同,實屬巧合,敬請原諒. ()乃正確讀音,由於八兩斤的廣東話唔正之故~ 請大家幻想下各人物的聲線~! d1 w  H( p8 @2 M: X

* Y0 \) G: z* X3 Y5 N1 W八: "你呢個屎(死)人黃夏慰,你你..你呢個賤婦,錢(尋)晚明明呀..約約..約左你去笨+ R& ^* x: [9 e/ b' T1 p

- i' k! Y0 f9 @7 K+ a(半)島沼(酒)店502號房到,你竟然走左去菜瘋華係九龍塘既別墅到.今日生果二(日)報既頭版
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賣灑出黎啦,而家成頂綠帽笠落我到,你你..你都對得我住,而家我仲駛出黎見人?"
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: \& @( b. u6 f1 y7 h8 _% |黃: " 阿斤生,你人又矮,樣又唔掂,上次阿冒蓮妹都話你床上功課唔了得,你仲叫我尋晚
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, H' r8 {& [' b: V去你個間沼店到,你係唔係露啊? 我同你已經離左婚好多年,你既綠帽唔係我俾你,係你自己
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想戴.仲有呀,抽水你就叻,你同華華D床上功夫仲爭10皮.", @& _% w# f: T' E. T" f' [

3 |7 C1 {4 T' y* y, _% a4 L9 g7 {此刻,菜瘋華戴住個黑超楂住佢架benz黎到,八兩斤一腳伸落架車到,點知,佢做左一件我地由
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細講到大,由笑到唔笑的一件事上--踩蕉皮PK,成個人仆落地下到,鵬牙全崩,最搞笑係佢PK伸
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腳時同菜瘋華講了一句話--"我要打爆你呢個仆街鵬牙!"+ ]; O8 v6 K3 h! T' {( u9 S
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菜:       (仲講咁多想幫夏慰妹咩?楂車送夏慰妹遊車河好, I9 p7 o: b8 [6 n( w
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+ k$ L" v: i  E) `( T+ V" P* {當菜瘋華同夏慰妹離開後,八兩金便即刻起身.此刻,一件令人意想不到既事件俾八兩斤見到,6 y* O; f. I3 F- [$ F

, V+ s  K- Z, s: l8 C8 S佢見到余冒蓮係天橋底打佢既小人.* A% x. ]  `& m% ]* p
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余: "打你個小人頭,打到你有氣無訂抖.打你個小人腳,打到你成世仆響到.打你個何B3 e% Z0 O: N% G( j1 {+ T

- s/ h/ h% y7 `5 ?. f( h9 C仔,邊鬼個叫你性無能!"
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! U9 z1 g* L0 ]1 v雖然阿八兩斤想走佢鬧佢,但佢已經朝著反方向去牙醫診所方向出發!$ j* s$ V9 ]# H2 e) H

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請問八兩斤可以點報仇?請有心者幫一幫八兩斤!

singleung

post b4 la,係未加你10分太小,所以再post亞
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[ Last edited by singleung on 2005-6-17 at 10:40 PM ]

happylion99

Originally posted by singleung at 2005-6-17 10:38 PM:$ l9 {, R; i" j! }+ |, ?# d/ ^" b5 i
post b4 la,係未加你10分太小,所以再post亞
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[ Last edited by singleung on 2005-6-17 at 10:40 PM ]

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想徵詢d creative人才的高見睇下點樣可以幫阿八兩斤. 因為呢區人流多d 加上是吹水區~

威尼斯人蛇

happylion99兄,可唔可以比您email我,我有d野想您幫忙,唔該你

威尼斯人蛇

Originally posted by happylion99 at 2005-6-17 10:48 PM:
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唔關加分事~# W2 H% x& s9 D) j$ q4 L
想徵詢d creative人才的高見睇下點樣可以幫阿八兩斤. 因為呢區人流多d 加上是吹水區~

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happylion99

Originally posted by 威尼斯人蛇 at 2005-6-17 11:57 PM:
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HERE????

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) \+ Z$ l: y( W0 \幫咩忙? are u 甲狀腺?) m- P, N: P+ y* B4 c
點解要我幫忙呢? 點解要email呢?
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3 g7 u. L# q, ?7 k6 w' D" r[ Last edited by happylion99 on 2005-6-18 at 12:48 AM ]

威尼斯人蛇

Originally posted by happylion99 at 2005-6-18 12:45 AM:
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點解要我幫忙呢? 點解要email呢?
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% L: A% Z% z0 u% L4 G- f[ Last edited by happylion99 on 2005-6-18 at 12:48 AM ]

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搵你係有原因的!
$ R; ^2 ~5 I4 _我係甲狀腺的fans,有d野想同您講但唔可以係lee道!
/ f- r, `, X3 b7 H你可email聯絡我
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4 H: f: C( V  `+ `3 g! s7 X: \% K[ Last edited by 威尼斯人蛇 on 2005-6-18 at 10:39 AM ]

happylion99

我send我的email去你呢個email:
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唔好send virsu + d無聊野俾我, o- L: G; n& M
同埋我唔多開send俾你的email account: d' B+ f4 i8 V8 O
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請在emai標題註明是26fun,因為我晤會開垃圾email而會即刻delete
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你register了2,3日便是甲狀腺的fans?有點奇怪
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[ Last edited by happylion99 on 2005-6-18 at 01:07 PM ]

威尼斯人蛇

Originally posted by happylion99 at 2005-6-18 01:02 PM:* {3 _! E4 W$ [2 V  _/ ~8 u
我send我的email去你呢個email:
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