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人之初:At the beginning of life. , o7 c- e" m4 P5 W/ L, o5 L, l

  p7 H7 A2 X% t; X) ]性本善:Sex is good.
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8 p. A: G  |) |& S. _性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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1 I: t9 ^& J2 Z* x習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. - K( v3 m% @# u' C; b- \& m) C
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. , n$ k3 w% r9 a  Y0 Q
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it " _2 \8 L6 @" |) `
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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1 ^8 X! P3 t8 i! @3 x: \) k' `昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng 9 P% J# I2 F( D9 \' M. d' u
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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1 o* }) Z- `, u2 |  B斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. 4 W; C3 a5 A, v% A3 `% c0 w, j

# [2 T( W  O! q竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous 5 X% ?& F, V; O2 p

0 [4 I" C/ w5 t* ^% M4 B有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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6 b% F# A" ^# Q5 E4 O6 P教五子 :All his five son took it " G- T' g% E/ S; q5 g

& w5 [( C( v2 C& t/ i' f名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, / R( V' P7 P. G8 |: V' `& _
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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( N4 H9 S" T7 P教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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+ ~6 t% H. Y. u  t& x9 F子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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3 \5 y' V4 i: V3 M幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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  L- O8 F. @! C. _, a3 _1 j; i0 y老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged ; @" u: B( v5 j1 B8 W( Y1 O- g

) Q3 Q& d* Q& L' q/ Z4 x玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, 1 k3 O5 L6 T/ I+ S. S: ^
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. - P, c  J- J) I& b- Y

0 u! s( D0 e; r+ {# _. c% m人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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