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人之初:At the beginning of life. * [) @- ]0 r$ g5 y

  F2 F. Y; ~& e5 i+ [性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. 5 L  G+ Z9 J. j
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. ) A- `/ u( u; q1 w! w3 e0 p* M3 }
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. ; N' ?1 ?0 p! U- A* ?

) @% v9 I5 X1 O! {: g性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. 2 Q: [' w# c% n2 b# l9 P: B
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教之道:The way of learning it + p1 Q# I3 a2 e7 z! Z

6 ]7 }& ~3 {: c0 g: [9 {貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. $ m- l0 f/ m; T8 _  Q% q0 N2 ?
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng - ~) @5 b! @7 s+ v: x
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. & |( L" ^7 _$ N7 U) [
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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4 {$ n' e( z- z3 c斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. 2 v7 H2 k: X5 \) j  y+ l
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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) @& B8 o4 v* E6 ^; q教五子 :All his five son took it - L0 r, v2 }/ q# G" P

0 P' U* e, q+ G7 U0 }, d+ n5 ^% C名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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9 Y( x! |; Q2 {1 @# U, I% J# M養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault. $ N3 I  W$ k7 K2 r0 G1 n

0 f/ m: m. n: `, {' t  Z教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. ; Q: D$ ~( C! e, e2 f

5 w" W8 h5 B8 F# n$ O# R/ T; V6 ?子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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% [, x6 R/ c, S- o8 w非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, 0 l: Y: `# m( B! q# x
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. ' ^5 Q8 a/ b  \6 J$ G2 M9 w
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex, - `, U9 E) V) m$ C( j% y
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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