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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good.
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& z3 ~' C/ L1 C4 \" w" C性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. $ |/ n' h* k- i3 S: |

! X/ v8 G* U, [3 c習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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: o% t) x4 r2 Z% b! g5 f5 m苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. 1 V+ u% Z( N+ m( [7 k; c0 K  d! J

$ A1 d2 [$ ^& t2 K% V. V2 C' H教之道:The way of learning it ( R4 W1 I2 Y$ [9 U( B( f

0 R  l) z2 ~" A- {, b, z) X+ G0 \% w貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. - N; e* S/ h: r' o( X7 E- I8 s+ {

' e0 @. I, R6 u; L子不學:If you don't study hard,
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) `, [  _5 c; M9 P5 ^斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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+ N8 |# K6 E' v, T; ?# y+ G竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it ) \( ]: d) ^, i* s  E% y+ ~

( R' l/ \: M( ?* {8 L& I名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault. ; X" e; B2 w: R: d/ q' N
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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: F: d0 X7 h+ r2 E/ s3 A. H; d師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 1 C( T( Z5 A( U
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this 7 l1 C/ C1 Z* z: Z

# E4 n+ j/ w8 P7 E# J9 _非所宜 :but that is a real mistake 3 r0 I0 l* |$ ~: ]

3 }3 |7 t* H3 y( w幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, 3 O3 @7 ]4 B) X( N1 @

% a) v; i4 [' |2 x8 A% U$ ^老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged ; R- V* X0 W) c6 P

7 ?2 g# C0 A5 F. }玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, 6 |/ G7 G/ P4 j3 Y

4 q, A* `2 p: C) i& T+ ?不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex, 2 U4 [: L: ?; Z2 N9 V
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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