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人之初:At the beginning of life.   n8 y5 `! R9 ^7 L( e  f

+ v: @& P/ ^3 Q2 X7 B4 ~性本善:Sex is good.
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8 C& t, L. y+ M: o: L, _, W性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. 9 j6 ~: ~- b7 X) H

+ w8 w4 w+ q# f  }( j/ i2 E- U習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it
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0 G6 H0 q" b/ d+ [" B& S& x) c+ m貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. 7 L! {9 x' Y+ F: r& q4 J6 L' Z

. s& F* r6 g9 G8 i0 x昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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! \9 ^1 ~6 J* i7 k9 V' j$ F擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard, 5 A- ~" d: A: \1 I6 K
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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+ V1 F6 ?0 B# r竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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5 X8 l6 _% p& v4 ]6 _  D/ @! S6 C有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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! i5 S% I1 i0 _+ m名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. 8 M( i8 H6 T7 r2 Q" V& E* K, p; O

2 ?4 T, g% a0 O; [* }. ]養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, 7 Q1 W+ R# E  r' c0 o

8 r5 d5 k$ O7 h( L7 v* ?+ s父之過 :It is all your fault.
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  K% V4 D# t' C教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, 3 p! C2 ?8 p2 b) t4 Q

$ O* ?  t' S1 o8 c4 ]7 s師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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+ M% |9 c& r7 D1 b9 ^子不學 :You may refuse to study this 8 R$ `5 n5 l) j( y7 a0 W3 j3 U

) s$ E  [0 U1 j! v非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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7 q# l" H3 @' Y5 d" L幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged 9 O5 w# l* k- f' y
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, , e0 q( m9 u" R8 u/ j
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. . G( N1 Y) O: v

) x$ u" ]) Z, \+ y" ]人不學 :If you don't learn sex, $ X; ]3 c# u% V6 J6 ]+ O

' I% ?! v; D9 u# F5 |* @& U0 A, L不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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