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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good.
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  ~/ \- Y" H4 B# ?2 q! M, C性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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  E. @  l: Z% r( M習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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' @) t: h8 `  Y/ }( C9 ]苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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4 K/ s6 u0 m9 s0 W3 r+ n) L1 W1 K性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. 7 j* ~9 M' r7 H, y& ^" l/ S

1 `& O2 z0 h( ~" I6 N! h& r0 ~教之道:The way of learning it - G$ |9 J) }* Q9 c1 N: [% G

' m+ a( W& b( b# E5 r, f+ n貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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7 q; e3 W" l; [' ~# G: v+ h9 Q昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng - }! [4 S0 ?) U3 h6 A

6 `& E; s0 S  B$ W- b/ r1 F, F2 c擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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% n0 V  b" u# C$ z0 S子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. + H: \; M3 {' e0 F- M

  N, t. n/ X1 ^" @1 P7 w竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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8 e7 u% ]$ ?, o! R5 F教五子 :All his five son took it
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! G; E4 _% }- k7 `3 J名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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% d3 c% M% p. ~( A- p5 R( @養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, 2 E" L. Z. j% B+ d
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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" A* L: ^! j9 @- @5 `教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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4 ~/ C& N$ W+ t: J師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. - j: ]' m* q; D

- I  y. [# R4 C& k子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake 4 G) y& L! X( x2 I# ~

; V  z7 e* d4 U5 E6 Y6 G" H幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, ; i$ @& K! `, J- i$ y

: A' g' Y- t% ~) {$ D老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged , c; M8 `% D, R. G
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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0 }9 S$ I9 W# }2 m不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex, . X7 u6 n4 b2 Z& z* Y
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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