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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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- e- X* ^5 ]/ R2 R6 Q6 W性本善:Sex is good.
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" i5 W1 l' I# i3 q性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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" t) |# M3 ?& |& }* P6 E7 T0 O教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. 9 _% q# [  H% `) t3 b
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard, & k, S1 y( s. E% |% Z! s& V

( x7 i7 G6 K, {, `斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. 1 e) V9 R, u4 c$ x% z5 F$ u
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous   Y; O' W) @4 M
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it " R( @' h. Q( F+ k* [" p% l# H

; c% J0 e5 q, H名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. 8 C4 S7 @+ P, P
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, 9 i( h! v" \4 }% b+ l

4 Q$ n4 @* V6 I父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, , r5 o$ h( ?" b5 f# e
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 0 c' s1 |8 b/ y4 M0 @
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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8 H" C  T2 L2 V/ A0 M玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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% Y- o# V. c2 I$ ^不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. + T* Q, }. U$ }  n) ~
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex, 1 t+ v5 x7 c: m3 S) N8 `. t; g$ T

) a: [. i) m: E7 u6 ?9 a不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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