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人之初:At the beginning of life. 4 \( [) X. {  s7 f4 r" k
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性本善:Sex is good.
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( U' t4 F8 ]2 i8 J1 g性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. " w/ P1 T2 G( k# S. [2 j
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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+ d7 |( d, v& A) Z( U2 E/ b教之道:The way of learning it : w0 R4 P& d0 N4 v
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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+ U1 S; ?* p% z6 c; Z& I擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. 6 `) J- ~# k. b7 f' z

* m7 D1 [" J* Z6 n7 f竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous : m# }3 S$ v+ s; D6 l+ Y
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine % H! Y% Z1 o! Y9 g/ r, j2 E

( h; e+ w+ \9 ^1 u& O, C教五子 :All his five son took it + f. m0 Q) {, ^, b5 k. h( |* T3 r
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. 1 s0 `' f1 k. f& G; I

# O+ h1 p! [) t$ k* C  V, w養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, ) J1 @! a" @  f; d3 u/ U0 _3 H8 \  E1 H+ o
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父之過 :It is all your fault. $ o* I+ w4 b6 e6 s& U1 ]+ M1 n, }
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,   E+ Z# Z( _# K& Y% u9 u5 C

7 h' j* a, K7 U4 V8 G師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. # b- w/ N6 Q# b$ B, h
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this 2 K/ E* i7 Z2 K; W* R1 V+ T# i

; e3 s( o6 U- `% D# `非所宜 :but that is a real mistake 8 F+ e, P: M, ]- l6 S' t0 D9 x

! ~4 S' _9 Z& h+ {( R幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged ! |- w1 a9 w; ~8 p& X+ F

* z0 [1 Z8 r- ~玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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8 W  z0 h4 L. X不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex, + H- J( [* o0 K+ i& P

1 [& T; \; u! K不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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