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人之初:At the beginning of life. 9 g& r! |) `3 n' B9 u7 A
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性本善:Sex is good. $ Q: U& E4 V. M1 N* r5 _! v1 Y1 _. _
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. , R9 s$ I7 c! c! r. \6 j. |
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. 1 u# ^& p/ _1 `

4 k3 Y1 B( Q4 t2 v) U" A性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. ( j9 t, b/ [* |8 r8 D+ H+ p

' a% a* F2 G+ e; G教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. + C2 U: v8 T: W/ O4 H  b* D

* Z4 }3 ^$ W0 b: m' i' v4 w昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng $ _( E: M, G( i
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. 8 J  c- m% d" h6 G
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子不學:If you don't study hard, / @7 C# N, e# e) c7 d! U1 ]2 }& ~

- s% i2 g. J9 t2 e' k- X斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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5 i/ T8 o& j5 Y( ~2 `  O$ F) t竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous - t/ H  p# k8 H
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine & Y, z4 S; J; y* j" z0 N- P- P
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教五子 :All his five son took it - v" u9 s  p' R+ Q: |( C

* b+ _/ U( O$ w+ p9 _$ ?& a1 E+ |名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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6 C+ R" g1 I! g+ V養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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. Y7 ?( E8 e- A1 ~) u7 s教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, 4 N; p1 c. p* J+ k5 n
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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9 ^; X! |) S* u3 x2 Y; E. `幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged 1 }& N+ ^8 g, o
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. ) n* B$ P' L# l1 A

; r6 ?9 X5 k% n7 T1 o8 d人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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