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人之初:At the beginning of life. . v/ ]- r" B/ h5 [
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性本善:Sex is good. , D) `9 r1 {2 i8 V" J: V6 p
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. ' Y" x, h8 t& N4 `  z

! Q5 h6 C: o+ Q7 z: O習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. 4 b: `* d# h( v: a4 ^9 Y0 r* o

7 C! W! e" I" R. [5 f" A! w' o' A性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. , z% ?- u% m! J% c7 m8 x

0 k1 b9 ]/ d  F5 q教之道:The way of learning it ( J0 `( H$ l# }7 ^0 S& J  M" d
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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! Y& \+ Y6 p/ R$ _+ U) h6 J( k昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. ) \) ?$ L# K6 R/ g  i. Q

- I1 s3 y4 ^; @子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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; m; m9 z4 P& t  `) P$ w竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous + n$ o* E( k& M8 D( x
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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1 I: J: p; l# _3 `) i教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. 9 O5 S4 Y: U: J/ ], ]
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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- F  J. e/ k6 m父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, 1 T) O$ r& w' e& ?& d) u4 d: J) R

. |3 R8 `, }  b師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. + Y% t9 e5 _+ {- U8 a

+ L9 X2 W2 a/ T" R0 j, Y子不學 :You may refuse to study this 8 a% |( [! e" {+ l0 g

! J, h; x8 E" Y! A* i非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, 1 G9 \0 w0 a! n) J, d+ z
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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4 b( `6 {$ _. Y7 r2 Y% p2 U, l玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,   S. p1 p7 `: B/ d

6 g( X. W7 [! p! d# n8 r1 ]! W1 R不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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