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發表於 2005-7-29 02:22 AM
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3字經(english版)
人之初:At the beginning of life.
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" M: F% a! U, O性本善:Sex is good. 1 Y( F& N! }* x
! D _( U, \7 M1 y3 S0 E7 X性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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S' q" }- `* L- x, Y2 {0 l習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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% s$ U, f9 z' e1 H苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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; I) s# P( a3 E0 ~0 u" [8 ^性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it 3 d$ B( P* N: t3 b8 G3 E& ?
2 G: o( e9 M+ R3 z: l貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. * J# [+ ?. M1 o- U
: D6 H. L5 E9 ]* ]昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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* I/ _+ [# x! X0 I, C/ b0 U( e& T斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous ! k+ \0 a$ J2 p1 H" x! w0 s" T
0 w1 _9 l3 N9 z; d. v, m有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. 7 i" u C* V$ H+ A q, L3 v
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, 7 I1 N# Q w1 q) r3 @( @1 p
3 s* X- ]4 [) G+ O% G父之過 :It is all your fault. - u. u4 R7 {# l* q2 Q6 F
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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, Q+ a$ |+ i4 r師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. * X2 L. P' T' g) ^: R+ G% Z0 y2 g
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake . a" o( }; j) Y K2 A/ E1 \
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, % S8 Z3 ^# H6 O$ T: u8 }
, \$ G# Y- n2 U, x7 g老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged ) A# n2 H( h& n7 G* F
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex, N' p) q( k' c( I9 h, u. _/ |
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness |
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