[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job( C9 X$ I3 m9 g1 o9 R, Y- m" C
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?( u! ^0 z8 K, a) O1 I$ |* R+ b
a.They give like hell. 6 r# J9 }9 Z$ g) W- ~
b.They do not yell.
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d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.( C" b" ^: N/ m% t
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
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- a CLUB to smash his head in, and2 ~( ~& a/ g+ w9 r2 I# f" c
- a SPADE to bury him!
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$ U" o: Q) g5 ^7 c/ S9 Q9 D4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?2 H. c6 ^6 P8 t6 p1 g6 m
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later4 C- ~, D/ ?, N4 l& A6 S# u7 a! r
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
9 S2 N- R( K7 u2 D2 Y+ ?The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
7 d1 e" r0 ~3 d+ a- k! A- iThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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; C; a- g2 ~: [- z9 ^3 s" a; F7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?8 q! w1 O* g- o/ P# S, b( f, r5 s
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!) s( R4 E9 v/ z4 R

( ]+ E% E- ?5 Z# i$ _, I# b8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?# d4 T& }9 y. J& j2 T8 d0 D
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~. b* X6 x; P! `8 e( k  O
keep it up~~) K, |0 L& ]: ]! _4 I! b! ^3 x
cheers

maksim2046

that is great