[English]: Jokes..

小强

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- m: V+ J* O9 o& H  a# P' C) W4 b8 S1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job2 A7 M% p' }' Q# ~/ p4 s* k/ a1 H
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence- B& W$ [/ H. m1 ]5 n- a! E7 K$ T5 K

+ m* l4 X+ ~4 l- N2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?/ J* }! [6 D' ^5 I* W
a.They give like hell. " [) f3 o3 T  O* S2 V
b.They do not yell.' N) f! x1 J3 J; q/ a% i5 g
c.They do not tell.
( Q3 r8 F& |4 x6 g" S( c8 ^- Rd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:, Y) F, i7 M. l
- a HEART to love him,
9 W3 ~# j1 H; s4 T+ V- a DIAMOND to marry him,
$ O$ s$ x1 R8 u* I# T- a CLUB to smash his head in, and4 W% b( l- N) ]  |
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
  P( W" F- Z  @: r$ o' \0 w: |( bBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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, }' I# J  R* a6 i7 O5) What is the strongest muscle?" Q4 J3 z: B& O+ t, w) h
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!: r, R  t7 x) X2 e5 q* c

# F/ t9 B' M, @7 k3 c  v) W6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?0 a3 n3 Q# X. l$ l! v1 E
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?( B# c4 j% X  \! @% w% n$ A
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!5 {  M2 M: @/ _8 X  _5 a# ?/ m
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
& M1 h: w' L/ ^: K" ~$ r: |/ uThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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cheers

maksim2046

that is great