[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job7 c" ^2 x% \2 P' ?
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence4 O9 U' E7 i7 V! G; E) E
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
, I- ^/ {' F' E& @4 k: b* O9 b% Ma.They give like hell.
2 C7 c: K1 n' l* A  Y( P: Tb.They do not yell.* f) o7 F, W6 a3 \9 d& u. K
c.They do not tell.. m! j! i# V4 V% E, V7 h
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.# P4 k4 ]& V# ^" j7 w% D4 L

# f6 p. l- `7 j3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
% p- N- J0 z, d- k: u- a HEART to love him,0 I/ y% ^8 z/ }: V; K% w' D* d
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
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- a SPADE to bury him!
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- [5 T8 c. Y' x' A3 r9 K( h4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?& S1 f8 D7 n* M; u" T
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later" `8 a7 N2 _6 l/ w  d
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5) What is the strongest muscle?+ f/ a5 V2 [8 Y) o& [" w0 E2 {
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?$ J( o2 t* x+ l$ a
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!/ v& C" f+ l" ]7 o' a+ {

: ?; V3 `$ ?) Z6 i* ^8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?( @! g9 D% I, L/ [2 P
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~! c+ N4 N. U" }+ f
keep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great