[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job5 A0 U( U$ G: o7 ~- C
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence* k5 V# G- N, ^2 Y: c/ N, ]. D

# x% ]4 [. o8 x2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
% P, J8 A2 Q: i  v0 ta.They give like hell.
0 @+ w' s2 A- xb.They do not yell.2 \8 m- v6 p; i( N5 r$ P
c.They do not tell.
1 \- X: q: H. k: z0 W. ?d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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- \% t. L, U5 ?  b9 b, t" g9 E3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:- i( W$ v2 U' ]5 E( E* P2 [
- a HEART to love him,
: |/ Q, t8 H+ g- a DIAMOND to marry him,
: ]4 y( i( z5 U) {# w, {- a CLUB to smash his head in, and7 g4 i- n* c0 m1 s9 ^4 ^" r
- a SPADE to bury him!9 @7 p, f0 E, }* M( p

% D4 P, N5 {" R' y8 ^, ?, A) w4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
9 D7 H/ m' P# d- _; nBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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+ Z5 R. P2 D& v! R( p7 R5) What is the strongest muscle?
5 `7 b+ K. `2 W5 IThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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7 W& u! {# d* w# B- J6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?6 D+ [+ o/ b2 M' K* O. K% A3 e" f$ j
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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0 H7 f. O9 X# t! f" y9 k$ B. y' b7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
4 N% E" m7 O% L7 G/ ~9 H" o6 yWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!, _) i" w) m5 |

6 _# i4 c' q1 U  Y  I8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?6 n/ \/ L( |+ ?
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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maksim2046

that is great