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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
1 U, [. e3 [( v1 L1 j99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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; W9 R5 S. P% d7 P9 o( s, F- P+ {2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
" Q6 f0 F, K% R4 q& _# aa.They give like hell.
; H* e4 h% i. `( ?b.They do not yell.( x4 J& j' f7 H* [2 g
c.They do not tell.
) E( Q8 \" D5 t9 m% hd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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7 y' b( @# V& o3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:1 g% p3 B+ V/ M# x/ b
- a HEART to love him,
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. v5 {1 Z y U, [( b1 H6 B- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
: w2 k9 T/ R) `) G& ~- a SPADE to bury him! K( T3 f2 T7 n* ]6 ^% K
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?* R# S V* C/ }2 X( i- i
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
3 `/ \( x/ D! m1 iThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!$ ?8 R6 L. U3 g) p& }- Q
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
4 Y5 e( P8 \! {( }6 o5 d* k' k9 HThe arse hole is always in front of you.7 x0 {* C) R# m4 J
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain? R) R H& R0 _% k
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?5 } W% n; K( w# q' T6 J# j$ o" l
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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