[English]: Jokes..

小强

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& `+ H, G. S9 r/ w+ v( U) @1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
4 @! R1 \! n  v5 ]7 R; G/ l# A99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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/ i+ v) [4 f: U! x( }( _+ p2 Z! ]2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?4 R0 F- M. C! c. e, r3 i+ Z6 H5 ]$ ]  ?
a.They give like hell.
/ z. f9 `4 \, k( ]b.They do not yell." S/ D, ~+ G! ?& p
c.They do not tell.# |9 @0 e' r' P9 n6 \: M: v1 @% u
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.2 T% P2 Y- S3 W8 \2 [5 w
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
" [: ~$ y" r$ C- a HEART to love him,
1 ^0 L6 f6 E7 ~  w5 |+ i- a DIAMOND to marry him,
' c. B5 @1 F; k" N- i7 `- a CLUB to smash his head in, and% j% T/ b$ S, Z% e+ q( z
- a SPADE to bury him!3 M7 Z4 [7 n* l! E0 y

, P: u) l! F1 X8 N8 x8 A4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
: \9 Q( S4 u" w6 iBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later" p; H( N  a5 ^% V9 D- G/ L, y

! q$ H8 f$ Y  i4 _1 O5 D* r, [5) What is the strongest muscle?! R. a3 c! S8 G( [8 W$ D
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
4 _9 p% B$ N7 y& IThe arse hole is always in front of you.& O7 b8 L" `. K& c' u$ f% h

; U$ [/ x  N, |0 P) d6 O& h9 Q7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?1 F/ \, t- c! C) x. o; _1 h; x3 j
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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& c; G% Z9 j* N8 N. R" W* c8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
3 g; c1 X/ l7 C/ z; nThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~  y1 y( ]. ^, X
keep it up~~8 K4 E& h, o/ y9 |
cheers

maksim2046

that is great