[English]: Jokes..

小强

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$ [' p; P! j3 Y3 s9 V: `. ^4 }1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
3 z8 I/ Q! k4 g3 Z! G- J99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence9 ?" T+ |1 c  l6 _
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?9 I( H8 C. J3 m% B- Q$ o  Y2 _
a.They give like hell.
) }, C9 z$ B- `) ^5 @. y* Yb.They do not yell.
- A3 R+ Z5 B6 r& Z( B/ ac.They do not tell.
) m0 ~1 N! I5 `1 \  Ld.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.: b- M0 G, o+ x: _5 j
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
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" u0 U! h5 C, w* X+ i- a DIAMOND to marry him,: t1 t: M. y$ a
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and/ [+ Q' M  p" f" p
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
1 ?. U, s0 m' F" o* D1 g7 OBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later5 |& I2 s3 |+ s- E' \

# T* F9 o7 T  M8 a( I1 N- d9 F9 z- V- j5) What is the strongest muscle?+ E0 b+ A1 \7 O& E9 S  M/ e  g
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!1 m; D; ?8 N" M9 o
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?6 f& |$ y1 H' J3 u- c
The arse hole is always in front of you.; ?2 l- f/ U$ B  }# Z3 e" ]0 F
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?: u( y7 Y  j- N5 p( I( W% E8 L
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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$ _! p, x% O8 _" O0 L8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?8 P' ]2 f& X0 t1 G
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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6 s$ m5 C% N) dcheers

maksim2046

that is great