[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
/ Q( {$ Q; O& Y. J1 u. D0 j99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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# `. c& j1 e8 d3 @2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?2 o# J5 \8 T0 v4 d- e
a.They give like hell.
' ]; W* w# C# n5 u" T0 M2 `b.They do not yell.5 `" k3 t. @" @3 h7 n2 Y3 A
c.They do not tell.
4 f5 z% B% a! ?0 b& e. ~d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.5 I* t' j& D. _8 T

# B# V* S: T  P8 E" u6 P3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
1 j( g# ]5 y$ }. o7 ?; Y- a HEART to love him,
. x# M& p' Z+ J# a9 l6 Z- a DIAMOND to marry him,. A+ x: O" n' G. o8 ]% e
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
6 B0 h3 `& j$ I$ M- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
6 G, i7 R8 T5 HBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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* H/ |. K6 W. w) F5) What is the strongest muscle?  V6 |- a. S+ S  N6 Q+ J4 B2 }6 X' R9 I
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!$ M4 Y0 G$ `/ ^1 |2 b' m
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?# p, [. G& t2 x0 ~* @. m6 K
The arse hole is always in front of you.8 R# }, |+ g. g3 b$ _1 N: V& R1 U  O
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
1 h$ D  i. ]- _1 ~( zWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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# S# m8 E8 d( }2 x2 I8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
  i) w) s! B: Z- [/ ]# SThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
: `8 V/ B- z# Y1 o8 Ukeep it up~~
, ~3 z1 S  Z4 r, gcheers

maksim2046

that is great