[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
3 G6 J. P, ?: X+ S; Q' ?' p9 C9 x6 l99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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* o/ m! ]- u+ j& N$ H' S2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
% O+ ]4 E3 y3 g% N% ^0 P( l8 pa.They give like hell.
9 i  m$ _6 r( |- H/ Vb.They do not yell.9 t  @& L& s) b
c.They do not tell.
5 ]7 a8 M: h7 j! G: nd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:1 f9 G/ Q& R; Z6 A, R6 x
- a HEART to love him,
' i2 T  I. `" j4 a- a DIAMOND to marry him,
' z$ E! r. D3 J! l# q/ o, P- a CLUB to smash his head in, and+ k  K& U- H& i
- a SPADE to bury him!
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2 U( {& A; g0 b: q7 H% N4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?* T' q, C; c$ {5 l. q; j
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later0 G' V( X9 k* Q: H1 ^

# _* a1 X# j: ]/ }5) What is the strongest muscle?; N- X8 Q, f; ?+ `- j& D. `
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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- ^+ L, V/ g0 D. {/ i6 U6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
9 r! ^% o- m' ]! }8 YThe arse hole is always in front of you." S3 q2 K4 k, y) z& Z/ J7 h

1 @6 c1 S" P0 ?7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?2 u) `* A9 l8 u0 R
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!9 u: X: ^8 U6 n5 s, U

  P$ ]) [) Y9 {  r: _  _8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
: u. K# t% T$ a* n. YThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~. ?% I7 r& f# @& v
keep it up~~5 f0 v$ s+ n% w( T6 e& R
cheers

maksim2046

that is great