[English]: Jokes..

小强

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2 s/ u! G# v/ K1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
  K. `$ k9 J5 x99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence& a  l' U# f! _( v* _9 ]) m
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
8 f* E9 {8 @( ]) j6 B8 Y+ ka.They give like hell. ; @+ n1 a5 s  p) x$ A; [
b.They do not yell.$ ?' o& U: J$ }9 G% T7 e9 v
c.They do not tell.
) T; W% _$ Q! \$ b, o6 {! xd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:5 x1 \: ?1 J  A! \2 _. W
- a HEART to love him,) ?! w/ J: I8 X% o# s: K
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
2 @  S9 H$ g5 @# i$ B- a CLUB to smash his head in, and3 l) a& c0 W6 B5 C% ^% q; s, [
- a SPADE to bury him!; x4 c& H( P7 \# p! `
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
& S: y% j4 C% D3 j0 l# pBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
6 K' g+ k! `+ r/ n6 }The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!4 ?+ H) ~) m& M
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
: {8 k$ t  w  E6 S4 L3 K% H0 ]) xThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?1 q+ m, ?1 U$ `( g9 H) B4 ]
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!1 n8 o  o& p* a7 @

$ e) `  _  Y7 o; n( f7 l8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?5 U& K0 F1 O& a+ n" V
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~1 Z* G: f/ V& n. a/ ]* I
keep it up~~* \+ Y$ T! }7 i! F+ B8 y6 W4 t
cheers

maksim2046

that is great