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發表於 2005-4-25 05:26 PM
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睇睇你每次能燃燒多少的卡路里
Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight.
$ U/ u+ w! u7 e) |: G6 m性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 % Z W+ F* c( y1 C9 K9 r
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' @! C- g( G( C0 C6 ^2 uLook how many calories you can burn:
, Q9 A/ B4 y& K. B你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里：
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* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 $ B N* U8 j. S7 w& d1 o
With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡
; y: V. e$ H( f# PWithout her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 , j4 b( j' o$ j1 d9 y
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* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 ' z$ H! S, ~! [* o
With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 ! \& _* {/ c' u* A7 g7 W
With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 1 E5 K+ Y. z( L4 I& C
With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 9 L, S7 S$ r5 `5 h9 l) e4 v
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 ! e$ A! v0 k1 x2 R2 o$ j
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& A; Z. x) \9 B) p* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 * J: C8 q1 [$ Y0 E- H4 Q" F
With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 3 C/ [ O& q5 r
Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 / Z% k2 n& s/ R: w4 R) v
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# c1 f: S( Z- d9 L$ P* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 ) f* J6 r. H4 Y9 u! I6 T" L, _2 ]
Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 3 d+ k& h' v% m8 [8 X! d$ Q
Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡
; ~) r2 G; ^( @4 o2 PWithout caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 " c, [" G& m4 L& Z( l; ]) _
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3 W \. N9 F* B8 [1 y4 p( E0 D& G: O* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候 " v1 T- \" @0 x7 y
Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡
' k6 Z/ [+ q9 U# S9 f* xJust on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 * o3 o" G2 X- w$ |' b8 R1 U
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daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡
+ E: f5 ?% e% y" X5 k69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡
/ R `+ ~* L* \' r/ z69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 ' a" M! Q7 P- G) g) _& \: Q
Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 9 D8 l2 F/ t; J
Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡
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* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 % O4 C0 l7 N2 T" A3 x
Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡
# |2 [6 H) T* P0 n8 F( Z8 f: l6 dFake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 9 ?! r& Z4 R# P
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Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡
( Z* ^0 A9 E: VJumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 " s6 A5 O* v- j4 G' W& ^
Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 4 d1 p- |5 l, Z9 u& T' [2 Q9 e' z6 o
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* b+ Q1 Y' V' r7 H3 y! K7 I7 b* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 ! P: J' `, R& ~3 i7 d
Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 - d8 G8 `: p3 x5 q
from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 * f* n! S5 \7 A' t/ h
from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 7 u: h; Y; O% D: K" i& h
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡
6 |" G8 P1 x& x+ B0 n5 x, jfrom 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 - ?, J6 T. Z$ I$ s' Z) v
over 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 ' x1 V4 x. v1 v
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* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服
. l1 V+ Q' Z0 B1 ~, `( W3 AQuietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 1 {* _' @9 w. z+ H" Q: b
Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡
; \% t% y6 C) E- v* PWith her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡 |
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