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發表於 2005-5-13 11:49 PM
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Originally posted by ilove---you at 2005-5-12 06:21 PM:- d, e, ?; g9 L8 w
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# @7 `# t- w( o0 ZYou must be loaded with $.
! x3 W2 Z: `7 K) z" l7 w/ E" k3 wBut the banknote is so hard and it will scratch you a-hole wor!
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; Y" c/ I8 C6 m- W3 B0 V6 ?My method at public toilets:& G& M6 P6 X% M
1 G! A9 Y3 ~; E$ d9 G" r$ M6 tIf my 'deposit' are 'hard' on that instance, I would first put my left and right hand on the respective halves of my ass...pull it sideways to test if there are residues leftover or not. When clear, I would rub the two halves gently until I feel the touching points of both sides are dry. I would pull my pants back on and head to a place for tissue ASAP.
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" x) d8 x5 ~# V" y7 LIn the case of a wet deposit. The steps are similiar but I would pull the gap open so it can dry up faster.
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One word of caution: never pull too hard with you hands.... |
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