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人之初:At the beginning of life. : }5 M$ ^1 D6 d% A+ C3 v- P" N. |
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性本善:Sex is good. + X! Q8 p: {, M( ?$ V
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. ! S+ m' {, v7 w% o! S6 w: t, v
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. , @* A# N: c* h! v

9 [. Q# p, a& Y性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. $ v( x$ g0 J! ~4 d, y! j2 H9 A
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教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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9 G8 U+ x0 y' i* M) q* m  E! F擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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/ i# z2 q0 X; e( y0 l子不學:If you don't study hard,
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8 S/ r+ u' V" l6 `2 _% ]1 k斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. , H) q) X3 Q! r3 `

& r9 @& Z6 A5 j  e) \) N- d竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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( K6 m+ {- W( Q' _有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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$ J7 I+ U/ X" r( o) G8 d3 T$ S+ o+ l養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, ; o( J6 y( y" ]/ k3 t

  e. P/ d. V" l5 Y, }9 f父之過 :It is all your fault.
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+ ?' Z; ?! o5 `7 B教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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) }. w& @2 M* ]$ R8 [" C師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. & g- ~# k% {0 F, f% o* [* h

6 u  B* c" g$ k: {* s, I子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake + r. t9 p! O! V, i3 V7 I5 |1 O
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, & Z0 O  _. P$ d3 T. s, w9 g  ]) y

3 W: C4 t: C( e# t+ g" H不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. + o: c; R6 P* N. e. D  a  ^2 ]2 w1 \

7 [$ o; A& q2 g/ j人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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  w; t. s% X% Z# Z不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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