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發表於 2005-7-29 02:22 AM
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3字經(english版)
人之初:At the beginning of life. ' h6 r5 R# V. q. o
2 n/ J5 f$ _' \. u0 t- x. g; o性本善:Sex is good.
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+ n* x- }$ c2 R$ q性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. + y4 d7 G6 o k( ?' ^
% P' c4 d$ F4 K) y: U$ ` H苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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9 }! j% j8 k# A昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng 1 u$ X9 C9 d, H; {4 x
6 H0 P- D, ~9 ^+ p擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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- V4 T9 V2 E( g1 `# }( a子不學:If you don't study hard, 3 ?( w, D" o; z9 E' T) b3 c
# z% z" W; V z, O斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. + h. n2 J- v0 Y4 s8 h3 i! V
1 i" Q, Z3 V/ m. D8 h竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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" m) ]0 J0 i) e/ P) {3 e8 ^; C7 p教五子 :All his five son took it
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8 l; d9 H, b! K7 I# c$ \5 i名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. }# P, g2 m, N! [2 B
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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) N, B9 q8 f0 I$ w父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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; s, @( K" x! O. {師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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" c! w, i6 o) y% D! o X非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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" T; S6 G- _, z, h; M. L" J玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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( ^6 d* u- i& d$ s4 G0 y" C不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. 2 [( {& ?- z$ t( q& V" M; T
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness |
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