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人之初:At the beginning of life. + R$ T- }8 G5 N* Q) d
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性本善:Sex is good.
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& s7 t+ a( N  G$ j+ L( x/ x* E性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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3 m9 A2 C0 {$ _9 N, d習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. 1 a7 ?' S) `4 V+ l' r

. {+ r9 v. g: ~1 K2 u. \苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. 8 i4 g) A& ~! S* H& j' C; d
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it 5 K% k% o! M4 j4 b, b

: y, {( X- O& q( g9 E9 Q% t' y貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. - V( x, |8 Z' F6 N/ j# f* e
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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; f. q- w% T$ t2 H6 J7 Q( {擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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* x4 \, {7 a7 U子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. 2 p8 h9 @& k" L% t4 d8 T# r; l0 T5 f

4 N: Z( R4 ?  O5 j' [+ t5 Y# ?竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine 2 h7 j8 n4 m5 ]+ L
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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5 u/ C. i( L: M% C" U. m名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. 1 P& C9 m: U7 X# \) O3 C0 m
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, 3 ]( c% C+ `+ d! G" u! T& y1 _6 T
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父之過 :It is all your fault. ( q" o! B3 s/ q
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 6 N: k; ^; b1 m8 g
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this 0 \6 ~2 z- t& s5 y2 \6 _
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, ! r' X; s7 I7 v& o

9 _- i+ y. Y% ^/ O. w  z老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged 6 G+ ^( n& R' u# G

! G% b$ v5 V  |1 I" D玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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  w/ [1 D# A- S% ~9 W不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. 3 S( y" B$ o- `; [! a0 d) U

) c3 S; u" a9 f, ^人不學 :If you don't learn sex, 8 z, P+ o# R+ t, ]% t
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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