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人之初:At the beginning of life. $ f3 l/ H1 R" D) z8 p) W- U

1 U: e3 z- ]) p  O, i: F9 o& B性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. , Q2 U7 |1 J1 V% f$ ^5 ~- J

! i( G, b& L! `- R( t+ O: I7 w: Z習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. % {. \7 U. y$ ?0 e" W7 o7 t! n

6 D" v& q3 J2 Z/ _, i; X苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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" T, m3 ~& a; t- |性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. 7 N8 O  n- @7 T' `
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教之道:The way of learning it / N" V& X8 w* S, \+ n2 s3 c
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng 8 W7 d0 w7 G. }' ^0 R* d& ^

, P5 J/ _- K9 Q7 a$ B擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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5 G& Y- d% Z9 V& s子不學:If you don't study hard, : `, V2 {+ `9 G0 Z

; E/ |7 g- o. N* [斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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9 ]' Z, l) a& V) ]2 y  k有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it 2 Y+ F( X8 J9 C# a' l
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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( N7 X* M, ?2 R. `' {父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,   q2 A: o4 }! o: K" D. X: _4 z

! ?$ ?" Q; H$ F" O4 E' v師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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+ a, P- B1 E. P6 n子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake # w6 o7 Y. m5 D# F* A9 L. }

* X3 G! v7 C+ k幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, 5 y% k& Q8 t9 x  Q) A7 E5 Y+ @

, R1 q5 H2 D2 ?4 [6 O) T老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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) ~1 _7 S. _% A$ b' q. R0 D不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. 2 u! }) j* P* L* S8 M2 u

6 j4 R! v+ a8 h; @& X( n2 q( Q人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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1 c, w: h8 F  P0 O5 Y. W) `不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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