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發表於 2005-7-29 02:22 AM
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3字經(english版)
人之初:At the beginning of life. 2 M' V2 z- {' b9 Z
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性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. ' K" x, t! X# H2 y. s$ A% g; Q
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. $ n% @; t) y4 ~. b. e5 K
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. ' J/ q6 K5 D8 R' \+ K( {! b" [# w
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it ( u' G0 y- d) M) A
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. ; b- }5 l1 u; Q6 a
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng # I) N7 ]( V4 O
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. 0 X+ V& j+ M$ i4 p- O! _+ K* ^
) D. d9 ?0 N. b; X子不學:If you don't study hard, 9 z* k' X C- Z0 l, ]
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. ! p; {+ z" n4 Q& J
; c+ s9 x% ~* j$ ^/ m, s8 |竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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S8 l% I1 j) ~% w+ Q' _" ~) V j有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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8 J+ g8 e5 L2 J+ `, B教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, & o# u, b4 |$ }2 P$ M4 J
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父之過 :It is all your fault. : B& S5 h% X' Q! L' U6 C
, J4 R8 w3 T6 [1 R6 E8 K2 T教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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* m$ @; s' A% h% Q: Z師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 0 ^- C# @. Y+ M# ?& }
$ i1 T" \* @+ V' C9 s O: m子不學 :You may refuse to study this 9 u" y/ {- V: l: ^$ ^; r; d8 n
- x1 J/ g' D: N3 M: T' K# @5 a非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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, e' S* T0 S, s2 `老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged 3 c: O( |; f0 ^# v( U8 r! N1 M& w
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. ) c& h$ P4 i- j$ X9 |
5 C- x: v! i( I2 ~, Q人不學 :If you don't learn sex, 8 f1 B$ q* x0 b" J0 u' {" y. i4 p
h9 d/ n3 }( T, }& m* I不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness |
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