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人之初:At the beginning of life. ) N8 u* @7 S1 v! {7 X2 r

" o* u5 `! K  n, L- G8 W性本善:Sex is good.
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3 t7 i) h" q* w, D6 Q5 F性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.   A6 H& Q  h1 ^0 W* K$ Z, h% e. r! w
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. & R2 Q5 g  n( |7 \$ F3 M

/ E" L4 W5 l  v0 h8 E+ x性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. ( ]6 o+ c2 M" F5 n4 r& |7 ?

4 N# o( C6 |8 U5 [7 c教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. ; S7 k2 K& w, `7 u0 S' ]# @

- C% E. s& S/ n4 U5 \昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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$ W1 ~$ p7 @5 ^! [# X斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. ( |3 B6 F  h! D
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous ) [9 F6 k2 U* V2 V& P0 a) P
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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/ N/ G. ^9 g% O9 M教五子 :All his five son took it ; ~  r, b  ~* Q

, e& D/ f" k! w& v4 t* Y名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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9 g! T( B# V! Y1 l父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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% V0 f- M2 @' g- X# e師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. % W2 Q/ y" w" Y! ~
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this + m- C1 V/ Z$ i
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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- ^3 M/ S; X! U$ g幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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$ c0 C9 ?: y( o+ O% q  E老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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! L* Q* z2 \0 u8 E7 B) @) p不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. : m4 _7 u7 a1 Q# y# x% L- `# U

: r# n1 J+ p. s) \人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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