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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐        笑到無力食飯~~  ! l& `5 f' M) Q1 m2 j3 V$ x- \9 {
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- [; `1 k6 O' X( w* uPiano piano green 琴琴青 $ C8 f8 b% O8 ~. C: g) a
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 3 Q1 n. e) v8 G% H W! N
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 !
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7 F8 ~! a8 ]$ Z; }' s0 s/ ]) zYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行?
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. ?2 M5 {& [8 p' u5 [9 JI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇!
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎! + \: a9 a e5 K8 l" ?
) ~& J9 L( ^; q# N- w: JFish skin~魚皮 。
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Fall on a street@@ 。 3 v8 k3 n: h s/ |1 v) ]
" Y6 b: z5 `. I' H# Ffall on your street.""你個"K"
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Blow water吹水7 r. ^0 @0 |1 ?# Z
) v" T, F2 }9 `- p$ ^Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。 . w$ @6 S% B' ?9 K
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Blow chicken吹雞
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
$ D2 @1 f7 }( l' v$ m我吹雞打你班友 。 B5 y& ~! z2 J! {* @- q# W! j
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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! `7 l( ^8 `, G bFace green green臉青青 。 7 x! ~" M4 S; i
! C7 s. N6 N* {, i+ L2 N: R: t"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" # ^% I( s& c- y. F
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 - C5 i% W5 C! e' K+ f! H
' `/ g6 M: G& D3 nYou see road carefully你小心睇路。
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 0 R, }$ C- y! K r9 L$ R
+ i/ D# L8 J& b; y$ nYou jump building.你跳樓啦。
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\9 U2 I$ y; o- f" c; BPeople mountain people sea人山人海。
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀?
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Eat banana食蕉 1 i# |! |0 P1 J1 Q
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 1 Y7 u% {7 Q5 w2 W* u5 `3 Q
! U3 }+ P$ {/ I' D2 m7 _How senior are you?你算老幾?
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4 H+ \ O% t4 g. {5 D- Y @' CWhat the water are you?你係乜水?
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Where are you come from?你邊度架? . i4 ]; Z0 W5 n% S" j, C
. j5 c6 k, E' D/ {2 Q$ j6 {Do you big me?你大我呀? 0 V% T% @1 H* H: B3 [
/ x8 R. X( X0 ]$ p: h5 u8 I9 X! tZebra chops people班馬劈友 。 ' f; y7 o! c* q; j5 f+ Y
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Do the world做世界 。 7 |/ ?4 a. {% P c1 k
/ @: J! E; t, o! _ E5 J$ \Big tea rice大茶飯 。
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? ' m8 ~' D3 j3 J( T* l7 {; b# j E
h+ Y) a2 s* z4 f$ j% s) yCut girl 界女 1 Y0 `" M b( H! R, g [8 ^
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。
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1 @1 B& A# F2 [, ^Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐! ; }+ f5 t6 Q: b. J9 ?$ [
, t- S$ A$ @; DI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你!
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1 X: n, ?! m0 L9 g0 ] J. VCollect father收爹 ! |5 b7 P# B. u8 x
; _7 d! c V5 k- u' }1 ^* {You give me collect father.你給我收爹! . \/ J% e" V5 W
9 F6 n- P- ~& y/ GDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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Laugh die me.笑死我。 9 X- {/ v# D+ q
/ V+ B$ q) \, O+ |+ {0 NYou give me stop.你同我企係度。
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) D- ?7 W0 |: R& T" h3 @: J8 {" X3 vAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。 2 R1 a' a+ r0 E) w$ j+ G8 V
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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* c8 P* x+ M: K' V' vYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
. R! g, K) K a$ G. a( R% A你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上! 9 p0 e5 K0 W' ?, ^" X; C+ Q
. a( D4 i( D; ]0 S: j2 s* fEight woman八婆
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9 d( g$ L3 ?" @+ _& K) ]' xEight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野!
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King eight egg.王八蛋
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Black son黑仔 0 D$ N8 Q# `) b9 c4 r0 x8 S
/ W; t! U# ]/ hToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔! 2 t4 l5 Z, F3 E9 |) M8 X
7 ~; K- o9 H! Z! [, T( SWear grass著草 8 G- D8 r# c3 h" U7 I
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。 ; l, l+ k6 D w9 v
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙!
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High hand.高手
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 2 @* f) q y/ j$ Q7 w6 q6 ~
1 V! c7 I# n8 I& A1 ETo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 G, i) e7 T/ y" K* T
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Good mother.好娘
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* v& b T- B3 K' v' E3 wYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數!
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Old dot.老點 & T% `1 @; F7 Z& |- C; Z" ]
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One old water 一舊水
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0 w4 E: M1 F8 e" v& K m# lWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗 7 X |. @3 D# F! R' w' D8 ]: R, D6 P
/ c9 n& y5 ~6 fA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水
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) M! w4 W& F# Q/ t! BA dragon service.一條龍服務 3 _6 m0 v$ Z1 a5 [, `, G/ t) }
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Hold hold water.楂楂水 ( y, B+ }1 l7 X6 f- \
) k1 K/ r4 S. p0 v; gPump water.抽水
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Two hit six.二打六
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Two five boy.二五仔 |
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