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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐        笑到無力食飯~~  
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(轉)港式英語
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Piano piano green 琴琴青 ! Z5 e* U! ~* i8 ^9 m! s' @
[; F9 I# B% [4 P8 S- A. XPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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3 ]* `+ ~+ }; e3 Z3 \2 Y1 MI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ! ! W6 o* D4 U$ V+ K! V# B* f9 A
! A. {. ?( ?% ?9 |You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行?
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% H4 J, o4 ^6 G F0 |0 YI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇!
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎! R1 [! U4 |6 t5 s
. q; ]) W9 h. `, n [Fish skin~魚皮 。
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, ?, Y/ X/ E7 z& g) o5 s8 qFall on a street@@ 。
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fall on your street.""你個"K" , _9 X2 E/ E; h! [/ U0 r; L
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Blow water吹水
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。 " i' Q- E+ h* C( j
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Blow chicken吹雞
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 9 c) N: e6 {. @
我吹雞打你班友 。 ) x0 ]# M( L- q2 k
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 / T* r7 V1 C' d. D
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Face green green臉青青 。 9 q) X2 a) R/ r$ e; }6 f
0 r( h9 I4 X8 A3 P% F! J( R"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
3 ? h# K, q9 R點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。 ' z% h: y$ Y3 Z5 A0 n: l- q
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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t- e" O2 l5 \' KYou jump building.你跳樓啦。
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6 Y8 E- n8 L; p7 E* Q* iPeople mountain people sea人山人海。
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀?
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Eat banana食蕉
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 ) t7 X1 I7 l _# ?
$ h% K& v4 W$ W8 d) ~How senior are you?你算老幾? 7 [) Y, w( u" R6 H; ~% w2 l
9 x) ]% p9 f! ]4 b. IWhat the water are you?你係乜水?
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Where are you come from?你邊度架? : H e/ F, J9 d0 j
; F9 m1 B9 u3 B: j5 |! t- g2 K. o% VDo you big me?你大我呀? $ d% e3 {% k8 a2 Z4 `4 ]& p* D
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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Do the world做世界 。
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+ G6 ~3 X) R( p, Z; v, ZBig tea rice大茶飯 。
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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Cut girl 界女
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! X% i$ c1 v" V3 a' f. G+ AThe king of cutting girl.界女王。
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐!
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7 }- L* H( r3 S; R MI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你!
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: e! |4 `$ n, V. N4 ECollect father收爹
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) s* I. X% n$ w \: GYou give me collect father.你給我收爹!
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8 A. _$ X% t4 t3 p* ]; Y* tDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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" M% o9 m. k* @* xLaugh die me.笑死我。 & e7 K+ m0 F) }+ U" e
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。
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/ r$ W E/ T* i0 M% uAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。 3 L N6 P1 `7 w' k5 b# K5 ?! F Z
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 ' F' b- j3 q" w) V+ @& n7 @ t
* j. c! y/ V" L2 jYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. , k' f4 I0 t- O
你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上! 9 |- l. d ?3 j. b4 S. D$ | ^0 F- F8 i9 U
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Eight woman八婆
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King eight egg.王八蛋 ' d, P/ S& L- Z1 }0 r' t
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Black son黑仔 ( e* ~, J9 H7 ~( i
1 Z/ Y% }% {2 a: EToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔!
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Wear grass著草
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。 ) [6 _" `6 X3 C. C' S z
4 d/ k, ]' ?) H4 n' x+ v- ^I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙! 4 b$ H8 W. S' G2 J
9 G% W6 Y- C! w7 _ ^9 n, }9 kHigh hand.高手 ( T$ a/ k' D0 a1 C
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 7 y, F# X" f1 q7 L4 s0 ?
1 F) U5 \' D2 Q8 o$ uTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 7 A& |, l# f A
9 ?8 h l. F! O, ?9 dGood mother.好娘
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數! ( G/ F f) ~& S) B2 P( U
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One old water 一舊水
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗 0 y4 u6 x/ I4 ^4 _
7 i4 V9 s4 Q5 WA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水
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Hold hold water.楂楂水 ! y; V }1 N$ n/ A/ `! Z+ z
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Pump water.抽水
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6 p. R- l" I. \8 E' bTwo hit six.二打六
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, V# y- N. f5 WTwo five boy.二五仔 |
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