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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐        笑到無力食飯~~  
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(轉)港式英語
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9 I9 R. i$ [" S! ]) A8 QPiano piano green 琴琴青 ' A2 S n/ w9 x- x1 R
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 ; u& O: y4 r: O- c' P4 t- t
- D5 ~5 B2 R" w" m" v# MI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ! 5 ?, R) r" t. L/ w! h- Y' t
& Q* d8 R3 W! `, G. `4 |8 mYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行?
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" X5 X" U# w, d" e- P9 j8 J+ l! j* ?I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇! - l/ a9 p8 _4 l; `9 Y6 R9 E
+ H5 f6 C( c& O: Y0 r* `1 q7 F$ TIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!
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Fish skin~魚皮 。 2 Y1 @0 i. i7 u; ~% ?8 G" X
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Fall on a street@@ 。
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fall on your street.""你個"K"
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$ [, S5 L- h+ V0 V% Z2 [Blow water吹水* q3 b8 v( @& [, ~2 f, F
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。 $ x; C& H' x( ]5 q
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Blow chicken吹雞 ! K, }7 z4 x- \: x# j
, ]0 o; H4 O% UI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. " f$ @0 |' b* |0 E- z
我吹雞打你班友 。
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: a& J* k* l- x4 J$ d; M IStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 3 y( x, Q1 n2 X2 z
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Face green green臉青青 。
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" 6 v3 {" j# q, e
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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/ X& E6 A5 R0 n$ f, g+ R& gYou see road carefully你小心睇路。
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 , f( _) p% G/ Q' w5 b
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。
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People mountain people sea人山人海。 9 ]! M m& j& y: Q
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀? / \# }% r) F7 m3 O; f, K3 n2 W
- X6 @0 `' U' w# oEat banana食蕉 6 q! E X4 [/ [8 L8 D& R
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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How senior are you?你算老幾? 0 q) p" ^( a+ E6 ~8 r7 V- m
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What the water are you?你係乜水? # R& F' k! Q: v2 ]3 x3 p" ]
$ X5 R: A! i% i8 ^, H2 j* XWhere are you come from?你邊度架? 2 d' o2 p/ B5 x2 W# d6 K1 `+ d) u9 D
/ W5 e C4 W: \: i6 J+ `8 jDo you big me?你大我呀? ' l4 b/ @" z/ ~$ u. T" m/ C) n
, Z, O0 G# l0 g# Z9 `: rZebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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Do the world做世界 。 ( X0 Z+ H1 q! m6 k' C2 b
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。 4 z( Y( C$ H4 b& w9 g6 M
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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. ^: ~( y& r6 C! n0 b0 l$ ECut girl 界女
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐! ; e1 P+ }5 ~' H
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你!
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. J( k, ?1 W" U) e j! Z3 ZCollect father收爹
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) M) y( S) ^( `" EYou give me collect father.你給我收爹!
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. [5 O8 T3 u4 p* `" ?- I( H IDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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% |+ c& J; y$ YLaugh die me.笑死我。 . r5 b3 e4 R' q& \- l
& ^* r, n0 A9 |. }You give me stop.你同我企係度。
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b, w1 \/ r% h0 d) @# JAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。 0 n7 _" h) T+ K
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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' x% X G0 p8 ]1 j# r+ N5 |( [You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
- N) a/ x0 s! Y1 D! M9 e5 g你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上! ' v* ^, i# {/ {8 f
+ V8 b. E; U$ O0 a, j& ^0 @5 }! D9 v: lEight woman八婆 + M3 W; v& `2 `- Z: N, A0 z
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野! 0 p7 C( g7 j& j* ~
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King eight egg.王八蛋 0 `5 y- ~, r! A5 v- r* }
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Black son黑仔 . w) \* J: a% l1 a
+ W, @5 w" i0 M7 xToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔!
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。 : @$ X) C' A! m5 }0 u
8 d$ S: B& _0 X' @ E7 i& P0 i5 I' v9 JI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙!
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+ B6 f/ Y5 v% z& ~High hand.高手
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0 W+ P# s" l9 I# k. tA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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& U& i" w- P, b" GTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 9 H. F- [4 S4 x+ m$ O! s# A5 x
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Good mother.好娘
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數! + P. w3 ^' |# `
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Old dot.老點
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5 B2 j! K' j8 N! ]One old water 一舊水
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. u! M6 G6 ~ q, M2 S. g ] f- Y& hWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春? 7 Y, i& z c, m5 U6 K0 i
( D ^4 `. z( OA dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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1 v3 }0 b' d' D! A, H9 j, z! jA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 1 `+ x) S0 z8 i+ }
0 B6 A3 E% c" u" {' L- K. pMeasure water/Pound water.磅水
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A dragon service.一條龍服務 b: z* J& V0 l7 _7 u
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Hold hold water.楂楂水 + }) b( t% ~1 B) `; _' L! e0 F
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Pump water.抽水
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: R) t9 v1 n5 A2 R, ~7 Z0 t) S: oTwo hit six.二打六 , k* J) w' x$ a$ W8 H, V* j
3 E. V* ]! `4 v+ i( m, U, KTwo five boy.二五仔 |
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