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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐        笑到無力食飯~~  . o0 I, r! x1 O8 k+ W8 _( k( m; K0 r( U2 }
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(轉)港式英語
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Piano piano green 琴琴青
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, H( r1 W7 O3 e0 G+ W1 l4 |Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 / h/ e# V: P( \' t2 ]
/ {4 O, @0 Q+ M, T" gI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 !
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; {7 d" ]8 K4 gYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行? . ^8 f/ ~5 ?' I# D' w" H5 ] m" v! m8 v" N
! Q& G' j0 }4 J+ X5 u+ tI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇!
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# K4 ?" f8 i8 ]If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎! 8 }$ E2 H3 Z) F: l
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Fish skin~魚皮 。
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# {( M& t/ _8 I" z2 L4 OFall on a street@@ 。 2 ?& m9 h+ S+ O; _
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fall on your street.""你個"K" : O7 ?$ _1 C( h0 N7 u9 N9 W
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Blow water吹水
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& W% [9 G, o: \* y/ OMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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. k. u2 p6 m KBlow chicken吹雞
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. ! b. D% {1 ^0 m/ O
我吹雞打你班友 。
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. \$ H; T m, C! F' u; zStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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" j! L8 n s T/ O3 z" `Face green green臉青青 。 9 R" X+ a; C" s0 W7 |) {2 w4 F
- z' w5 c; N: p1 o9 ?: @& X"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" 5 F' c c1 n1 I$ z: K) f
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 , c& x+ d1 e( s8 x( x) a. f5 t5 S
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。 4 ?+ @! j8 K1 c) k# _) s
& h4 A+ P% w% S& L+ G1 TYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。 6 u# Y1 _2 H4 O( t8 g( g$ r
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。
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People mountain people sea人山人海。 2 [- _ c' L9 K t
# A* A3 O- q5 {. w* c$ WAre you road?你係唔係路呀? ' `) `7 ?9 P& E
9 Z" Y5 m. D" U) iEat banana食蕉 9 K2 G( j$ u5 V" V; o6 O
5 a! @9 o' ^8 ]& XYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 # ]; T1 ?( Y3 X$ f7 Y, y% s. k
! ~9 c3 G" b& X0 R. a1 JHow senior are you?你算老幾? * `& P/ `6 ]% D6 j I/ M
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What the water are you?你係乜水?
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Where are you come from?你邊度架? ; W$ a: l- @4 j' j( h' S% V
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Do you big me?你大我呀?
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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. ~+ B/ B. S( z& |6 DDo the world做世界 。 - ?( [/ b7 v% V4 U% D
; ^4 s: |" a+ L% ^8 R. Q" ABig tea rice大茶飯 。 8 C" `0 [; Q+ I
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? & ] W# n6 W8 K) v1 m1 s
" Q9 o* w; c8 T5 jCut girl 界女
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。
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9 V$ k S2 ^! ACut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐! + S% o6 b: |# c/ [0 I' u3 j% r2 Q8 X
% ~/ b: a" L( ZI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你! 2 h) s" h% g {- ]: U
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Collect father收爹 $ @9 T( c' t9 A) `, W# ?. A
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹! 5 U' h, x4 Z: z5 X' Y2 w
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? 0 f( [: M+ S7 e6 N3 J. r& N
) D/ w' k1 J0 C& W$ r }- p2 e5 SLaugh die me.笑死我。 ; @6 C6 i/ h& H& C2 a! N( M
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。 , V0 [. t5 A/ i/ I+ y2 A
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。 & ~1 ^' V3 X% Y- K% l- v! W
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 ! r- C1 c- @# P: |2 ?+ T7 G0 n
5 S! R# i9 u& VYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
9 A9 f6 a# c5 G( k+ y2 G你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上! l; m; Q+ n& N1 P
8 h$ K/ b2 X3 M5 x; S5 I& Y& _4 mEight woman八婆
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, V) H$ ~7 K- J9 }0 ^Eight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野!
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& D. f) _+ F5 i6 l' V4 gKing eight egg.王八蛋 " g# q1 H8 d8 d" m4 A
, Q3 e( L; C4 v* uBlack son黑仔 . S- ]$ X: j' Z6 A. l
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔!
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( }- j$ d8 G ^/ c' W, nWear grass著草 # J! B6 A& V- X: A' d' L g( i
5 \5 K8 m8 V( [! H6 @$ C6 U2 qI am wearing grass.我著緊草。 , s0 z0 J7 `% K! l/ P
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙! 0 C+ f2 v2 u4 j M8 X
* V+ O0 T% T) P1 B& u/ XHigh hand.高手 : H- b" ^7 R0 ~# D0 b
5 f* r- A# r- ]: j! o2 uA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 1 t) p1 y s$ ?( t' P
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 ) [7 m5 D/ ?0 C2 L! n
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Good mother.好娘 8 m6 O: N, O' M
! z- p$ [# U7 p9 X* h2 }You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數!
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[1 }; ]% A6 ^6 ?Old dot.老點
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+ W( B) u" t% U- T! iOne old water 一舊水 ! `" @) S& H% ?. |
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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, A; B7 X1 Q6 s) x6 ZA dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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h! |' _" a S0 o6 G7 Q% BMeasure water/Pound water.磅水
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A dragon service.一條龍服務
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, \& d% X: `# Q3 Q1 b/ T8 _Hold hold water.楂楂水 7 D) r1 w9 H' P, ~$ h9 H H' l7 e
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Pump water.抽水
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Two hit six.二打六
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3 w! z) {( R& I$ F' G& ]7 u. oTwo five boy.二五仔 |
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