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笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到無力食飯~~! T# r3 ~$ T, y, }7 K9 B/ p  K: x
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& O4 w$ K/ c: W" I(轉)港式英語
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9 Q) X4 D& m" q  d: o. cPiano piano green 琴琴青
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, p% S( C, L8 ?3 h! C0 fPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 2 K0 A  X, Y( h4 N  q
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ! : t8 @% M6 v9 o/ P4 Y: Z. B1 y
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行? 6 r# K. V' b2 J! E; n5 [: {

/ F5 N: P% G6 RI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇! ; C& Y7 v. a( N+ I5 C0 Q+ G# G7 v, h
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!
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Fish skin~魚皮 。 * I1 R# T4 U, T  I
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Fall on a street@@ 。 . v4 w" c# f) Z: k/ w' d# S

3 w* H3 B8 b' w( Ffall on your street.""你個"K"
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# V% [$ h% U/ i1 Q" a% CBlow water吹水
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' F. z+ A- o& jMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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Blow chicken吹雞 ( x, |/ E5 l; T7 }$ x

& c  b; s$ ^* M1 R6 |$ VI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
- w( a) t4 M7 q9 d" U1 C+ s$ T1 Q我吹雞打你班友 。
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6 }: c* A5 }: e  b5 q- e3 QStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 & y  i. u, y5 N/ E8 @
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Face green green臉青青 。
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( j' Q1 S0 z! M"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" " w8 X1 k7 n3 V. w6 |' ~
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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% C# s& U9 l' G0 n4 k7 CYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。 ( t0 [  B- e1 P6 p
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People mountain people sea人山人海。
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀?
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Eat banana食蕉 - H, o% y, q3 Z& [5 E/ S

+ C) I$ r9 w" V3 c  N1 C, OYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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How senior are you?你算老幾?
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What the water are you?你係乜水?
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Where are you come from?你邊度架? # Z1 ?3 h  ^# i
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Do you big me?你大我呀?
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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! W) a* i1 ?5 ~: r7 w. V7 b+ EDo the world做世界 。
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# ]2 X$ v9 i8 XBig tea rice大茶飯 。 & d* |& L0 H6 t+ i$ B* X" {

4 {# t5 s' {( o* e; JWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? - R# e. t1 {1 i+ d

: D2 U( Y& o. ?: B! f) ECut girl 界女 1 p. e- R( y+ h4 t" z! t
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。 ' A) Z8 x( Z3 G$ q6 ^4 t

* w% Y5 d/ |  ?% wCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐! 9 d/ h- C1 s0 `# l8 U
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你!
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' _% }3 d+ D( M/ b7 sCollect father收爹
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' h) d0 Y% J; j8 D" K1 d" e( L; eYou give me collect father.你給我收爹!
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? 0 W5 c* l1 }% E9 R
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Laugh die me.笑死我。
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: n5 [9 ?5 J2 x5 i5 O) nYou give me stop.你同我企係度。
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
+ s& s: @# ~1 ~% i2 Y( G你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上! 4 z8 _! r* v, W$ F9 Z( m9 C
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Eight woman八婆
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野! ) Q0 _3 r5 r) |+ r2 U% F# w, x
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King eight egg.王八蛋
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: H: B  e; J( v3 [) b& \2 G: }" [Black son黑仔
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! \' G; U9 P, uToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔! : V/ U8 _9 C1 k( h& F' {) X5 N2 }

, l% U$ A9 D' R$ s. XWear grass著草   J4 u; Z4 D8 e" C& p+ D% U2 c

, Z+ }2 O, g' X4 gI am wearing grass.我著緊草。 2 y( k: B5 }6 f1 Q8 ?

4 Z- `+ e6 U) M9 S' @% W% bI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙!
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High hand.高手
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4 z3 a% O1 a6 }) J3 [A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 % ^4 \1 W; W5 K9 }! Y! M/ I6 W+ o

. k$ m" x3 H5 l9 k0 {+ J3 O1 XTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 $ X. f$ T: }2 o2 n2 e
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Good mother.好娘 & l9 g6 P" u( {% F. v
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數!
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Old dot.老點
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One old water 一舊水
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 " V% V, M" D: w. r; x
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水 2 t1 a) ~) O; {

# W/ ?$ C" \% ~0 \A dragon service.一條龍服務 1 W+ U3 D# \, h* q
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Hold hold water.楂楂水 : Q0 W: r7 Z) l( X/ S0 {4 \

9 K, a+ X1 J% \Pump water.抽水
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3 U% b! ^' G: q2 D0 e& XTwo five boy.二五仔
This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳5 `) w2 m% m/ k7 m1 D, R5 \
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
. ]6 f0 _6 L5 Y$ Y' AI hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
  a1 a6 z) Y; S: b* rd人係連inner都唔識...& O. m) r$ W$ t# B) d
用inside..
民主定民粹?
之前睇過啦..
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好無聊下
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直釋-0-
個人意見~~

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呢d野﹐可以自創。
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good rope 好索
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最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。: Y; m& q; a8 u2 b" h0 ?9 w
仲有one mountain higher than one mountain一山還有一山高
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xu06Nyo7u-c&mode=related&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftMDfCaHnao&mode=related&search=
so many ppl like that
>If you have enough ginger# `2 J0 l; e5 l+ |' K9 r* q

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oh , thanks !
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拉你呀 !!!
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