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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐        笑到無力食飯~~  ! O+ f) Q- Z8 q7 v" c- C
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(轉)港式英語
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' p3 O6 |( C. RPiano piano green 琴琴青
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ! 9 G% T f+ [3 c$ ^, @9 [
) k s' v8 F( I o; LYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行? ( R% }) a6 L8 W w+ S1 U8 e' y
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇! ! r/ x- e/ ?: V- o! t. N9 l
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎! . }0 M; \0 C4 X' y5 [
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Fish skin~魚皮 。 5 x( k: B; T7 D
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Fall on a street@@ 。 ' z9 A0 _4 G9 Z0 |$ S
; E# Q) V, `, kfall on your street.""你個"K"
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Blow water吹水& T; A# i/ C& `, R) R0 F
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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Blow chicken吹雞
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
4 h1 S+ s8 U/ T8 A- R9 ]我吹雞打你班友 。
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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1 V6 M1 a$ B6 o2 ~$ C4 o1 hFace green green臉青青 。
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" : \/ p. o* }( e) ^
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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9 z) ]3 G2 Z4 {: NYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。 % d/ U: ^ y7 n, _: z
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。
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* d7 F% ~: Y! p! U* TPeople mountain people sea人山人海。 ( i5 |+ `* W! b5 D y1 ~6 J
. p0 v0 p. y1 m# f. YAre you road?你係唔係路呀? 4 l& c# j3 t/ T- F9 d% D
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Eat banana食蕉 . x1 c3 `! x3 h6 x
4 L/ b5 o9 \6 k) d$ M$ W+ a+ zYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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% X+ ?2 }9 U; k5 X; n! pHow senior are you?你算老幾?
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- a; u4 e3 a# t+ oWhat the water are you?你係乜水?
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; V2 r8 v4 A& U" \; bWhere are you come from?你邊度架? ' _" d, a% C# b- w0 ` T& \9 D
& i2 S# T- ~/ j7 Q2 bDo you big me?你大我呀? + F0 A$ ?' X, T' ]6 C+ t' h
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。 ' P4 B/ N: ]7 h/ {/ L4 W
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Do the world做世界 。 ' s" n3 ?- v3 Q; T9 J: i# B
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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& {$ h- l) N9 J0 h* r, B2 W, e+ WCut girl 界女
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! z; R' b4 f, g0 I8 ^The king of cutting girl.界女王。 , P) e6 v" @9 d) O1 n1 e
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐!
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8 K! k9 U' j) ]! a# SI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你!
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Collect father收爹 ) |6 _+ v$ ^0 ~
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹! * n5 o1 \* Q; K: h7 P3 Z
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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# r* r% A! n3 h+ w" pLaugh die me.笑死我。
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: r1 @& {' u4 e+ t( B& A9 lYou give me stop.你同我企係度。 ! Z( O/ e( L# M% v9 u
3 j% L' A0 j4 r& H+ ZAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。 5 S2 D# C, b/ R; ~9 b
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 ' m, a9 a. f5 t/ B6 k4 J# W
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. h8 W# e- U9 f! I
你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上!
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Eight woman八婆
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野! , H' f+ R6 R- Q1 }& J: O6 R. Z
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King eight egg.王八蛋
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Black son黑仔
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔! 5 K3 S$ }1 I& t0 k/ `
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Wear grass著草
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$ U F' Y$ }& p. [3 @' G KI am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙!
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7 s8 d2 J% I0 d: V5 D+ ?7 LHigh hand.高手 ) C3 F1 R1 J2 k, M. }; l
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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1 {, R/ _1 w: P5 L$ G: p. VTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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Good mother.好娘
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/ u) `$ Z- d" x. E3 U" V6 @You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數!
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8 L I; Q3 m) W3 U& mOld dot.老點 , Y/ Y( e/ d L* `& ?' j6 A6 h
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One old water 一舊水 ' A4 K8 j2 S5 w5 {+ j Y8 T
& A y- ^, T: m& o$ uWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春? & [- y1 M8 D# H5 I
! U$ S- P* W& `5 {. D0 a# @4 uA dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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2 N$ o% o) g' z3 _, D. a: vA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 ! K) l+ K, K* j$ O0 q
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水 6 M2 s! f3 C: R
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A dragon service.一條龍服務
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Hold hold water.楂楂水
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. y& Z+ ?9 Y) `8 O# e7 ^Pump water.抽水 : Z* ^+ C0 h, R6 h
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Two hit six.二打六
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Two five boy.二五仔 |
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