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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐  笑到無力食飯~~
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7 K& b& N. P0 O8 m UPiano piano green 琴琴青
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 + G6 ^. e/ m8 v& B, B+ A% j, A% T
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？
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' F+ L& b9 M/ c1 t: v) i# WI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！ : f% |& f/ `9 W. r
+ x2 E8 ~& D- E" F' F4 v3 ~Fish skin~魚皮 。 - I& Q7 d+ e7 J& j* W+ ^
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Fall on a street@@ 。 ( J( e' W8 X' H9 r9 P! E, C! G
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fall on your street.""你個"K" 7 R' k/ I1 O+ n5 ^. s, Z0 Q7 N
0 e! a2 [1 J% rBlow water吹水
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。 , g9 ^2 r, a) M7 }8 s
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Blow chicken吹雞 8 E/ t% q) l; X+ p+ \- K F7 E$ y
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
- d/ x' G' V* e4 y$ I) y( T. f, F' q我吹雞打你班友 。
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2 c, p* r" ]1 g4 Z0 UStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 3 B. p3 P# Z8 i' W, W6 Y) V/ `
! V" A1 T& k" W2 jFace green green臉青青 。
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" 7 x/ T7 e# t6 u; Y; G7 F, U" z
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 / ]# _' h1 I4 b: e6 P& m. t
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。 & z% s- D, M R* n- g
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。
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3 V% p6 V4 X$ E! n; T# u; @People mountain people sea人山人海。
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' p' v/ k, ?( X9 C9 |8 y; ]" hAre you road?你係唔係路呀? 2 {: Y# a8 V/ s, c$ q& m+ o& t3 ^
`( H* T- |7 ^) N* z+ T# {Eat banana食蕉
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: k( I8 B; ^4 jYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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- ^/ b- t2 ^, P- Z. _2 i1 r9 ~How senior are you?你算老幾?
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2 z0 ]! o! b. M0 f# RWhat the water are you?你係乜水? 2 w/ N* m4 x0 Q, K$ Q& |& F3 G
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Where are you come from?你邊度架?
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8 T; N- Y$ l ^7 nDo you big me?你大我呀?
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。 % V! k9 _/ W) G* s$ D% ]5 N
3 |5 T+ s9 {! C0 Q9 \: ADo the world做世界 。 # u, m( A2 T' F; V
! o2 X; ~3 t/ p# iBig tea rice大茶飯 。
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: n) M% k! e/ T; tWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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+ o# n3 y8 I! D% B" K/ i/ BCut girl 界女
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。 2 c) ~) ]4 r& ^
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！ & H- G1 E! v2 B' @& E0 f& z: r* b
0 V, `4 ?( ~- U p8 Q: ^I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！ & _) W9 x4 r4 V5 [0 z+ v
4 d0 {8 t8 e. i7 O# ]5 e0 Z# wCollect father收爹
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹！ " q) h9 O' U& H- ?; y
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? ) v" S9 _9 U# y" u5 K% G( A% P
( O+ C4 j' [; I( f6 D$ RLaugh die me.笑死我。
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。 + U3 O# f& r+ P. q* |0 n
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 9 _4 R3 H$ Z* c/ A2 I( o6 n9 k8 q* F
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
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Eight woman八婆
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野! ) C" V2 H% }0 J
2 O2 }! ]) g4 \5 m5 ~King eight egg.王八蛋
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( o) D3 `6 O# H9 D& LBlack son黑仔 }0 y/ f6 c1 F6 @
?3 B2 O( b( u* G9 H' a# A6 o0 E+ bToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔！
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Wear grass著草 ) D: c% w, s8 f9 w, q( G3 k
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。 3 }6 w L% y, v6 S7 @
5 Z3 ? W( m5 [; B9 P: L* `* W6 PI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！
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High hand.高手 ' k/ D: ^# }' m3 m6 j: p" w' _
. U8 ^, Z* }! ]5 l" I3 l# w( IA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 6 F7 E" f1 ?/ V" e' y7 l5 y J6 b
9 n+ O2 W* `; v0 A! N! KTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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- P: m4 \. f: R) q% [) a3 ?Good mother.好娘 7 i. a2 _! H% p, N
( z' B& j# I1 e0 I9 ]You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！
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Old dot.老點
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: ~4 F, h) a7 [- z4 a! W% FOne old water 一舊水 $ j# c1 _. v* [6 H
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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! ^9 v7 e% A" q/ d( z/ s! V! ^0 tA dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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$ ]* c! q4 e0 D. _) b* s! WA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 + Y1 j, F( v z4 N# g# {
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A dragon service.一條龍服務 $ m i: {: z) O. |. o1 M4 _0 G
! Y; p8 l+ M* D* d9 M7 sHold hold water.楂楂水 - I, i& e" q a5 O
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Pump water.抽水 ) K: B0 J" `" ` y2 z$ ]
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Two hit six.二打六 # G' s4 g5 j! C% F1 q2 D+ m
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Two five boy.二五仔 |
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