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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐        笑到無力食飯~~  * b' B7 A' `6 J. K5 W
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% J# q( w- A4 M8 n- W(轉)港式英語
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s; w- q8 K/ N5 L* @ yPiano piano green 琴琴青 0 q+ n: |- D& J" l" J
0 H& g% ^2 u+ ^) N9 B; Y _1 JPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 !
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行? 2 c# }% f# D. N* ^( D% p( M
7 U8 u0 P ]( c9 S+ r! VI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇!
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!
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Fish skin~魚皮 。 6 c) \' N: o/ L8 {- c* b2 c3 T
3 D' ?' {! b9 Z1 E0 q9 eFall on a street@@ 。 ; Z* {. x3 n1 ~$ W0 k
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fall on your street.""你個"K" 9 ~1 H+ x. X! x0 L) g E: y" {' Z
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Blow water吹水
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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Blow chicken吹雞 " B, U, M; r: k; z+ r, p0 U3 L
5 O8 \; l! Q0 Q% i) Z; t. YI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 0 w' L* P$ B. G- E0 {3 m4 C
我吹雞打你班友 。 ) F$ }4 S6 V1 W
' ]4 |, b; Z1 X/ `- V S+ [; \Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 # u$ K+ z( O, B+ |1 O1 ?
9 M: V: U. }" i% MFace green green臉青青 。
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# U0 ?. y; G! Q- p"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" ) w a0 t" q* X" L a- }
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 9 f7 {/ g+ t! ?5 D5 S( W8 m! a
8 ?2 E3 `: A) R% i; s JYou see road carefully你小心睇路。
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 8 o# T9 b" J" E% `* a
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。
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People mountain people sea人山人海。
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀? * e/ O& n. |; L/ n# M" d/ r. T
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Eat banana食蕉 t, ~7 f- L- j" r/ }0 x
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 9 C, K( r7 S, E2 V5 Q. K2 ^0 d
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How senior are you?你算老幾? - G; i6 P' {; h9 k
; G: A. y* P; i: N9 N5 O) A* _0 qWhat the water are you?你係乜水? o) z& p9 S" X: I1 Y( K+ t7 l" x
# m% j ^# s, O5 iWhere are you come from?你邊度架?
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, U# s2 y. p% v ?) |( _Do you big me?你大我呀?
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。 ( p3 h8 {0 V& X' X
6 ?1 D3 n0 W8 Y( _Do the world做世界 。 * L! C O0 B; E. m. {8 p# ^
$ d) d- u& t3 e" Y% R x# rBig tea rice大茶飯 。
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? 1 O' F7 n+ j, P8 f
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Cut girl 界女 8 N( A: z) V/ ]% X- q
1 M2 {3 [( Y+ s6 `8 y& u TThe king of cutting girl.界女王。
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐!
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& w1 F/ f+ I3 m. o ~& m8 ]I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你!
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Collect father收爹 # k) b- W; X+ {. s1 _
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹! 1 Y( r9 A, |+ `% N( Z
- o9 E. N1 b- ^0 `% P3 ^& rDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? $ N; C4 f) E3 f4 ]2 F2 d7 P
7 T( b z2 F$ t( n; NLaugh die me.笑死我。
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。 8 n1 x4 l! r' ~, E: u0 Z; Q7 T- G
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 1 k% S, E9 w" y' f3 U- a
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
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Eight woman八婆
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野! . q7 ]- {; @; Y# @( L; P" J
& l k& _5 W4 M/ f0 z3 q' \* aKing eight egg.王八蛋
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. N' `. ]" a7 X3 x2 uBlack son黑仔
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2 n \1 x0 H% iToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔!
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. i# D/ F- R8 Y4 oI am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙! , e- k( u4 x- X4 [" P, ]3 h
3 I" C- i# u, x3 T XHigh hand.高手
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 # {4 Y: H# o! `3 m' j4 H5 u
# c6 u; S* ^0 q8 s" EGood mother.好娘 . f2 O2 G3 ~; c
0 I! N8 L& ~! l* UYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數! f1 U4 ~* S6 n4 p4 S( J. M
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Old dot.老點 3 p. n8 i* d+ ^/ I0 c
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One old water 一舊水
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗 " o. k$ C* r2 A+ Q2 B3 q
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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/ i8 |( e) |* pMeasure water/Pound water.磅水 1 u# M7 \6 I! s& x4 G" \
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A dragon service.一條龍服務 # ]4 ?% _& ?, } d% D }) b& _* L
2 x. S0 O* f. J/ T$ w2 D& {7 bHold hold water.楂楂水 ( g, y; }& q" t; B; T* \. W
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Pump water.抽水 : t, c8 M L. ^3 L/ _! E3 o; n6 X
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Two hit six.二打六
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