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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐        笑到無力食飯~~  
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! _; i7 g* |( f+ O: V5 x0 P(轉)港式英語 0 [4 `. `8 \# z" n3 Q; ^, r# y
5 L. n. P. w/ E* o3 A& @$ W3 c' X( oPiano piano green 琴琴青
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& w$ I2 }. \3 _Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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H% ]* g5 E* N, x* t( U8 ]I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ! / g" i, n4 t5 ~4 R- \
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行?
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1 m+ \) {7 \- [. T# EI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇! + E T" Y* s" t% }0 {* S+ t
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!
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Fish skin~魚皮 。 " A; H) [9 ~4 t% b
, w8 J8 x- H" {" ~' Y' }7 ]+ K' q& lFall on a street@@ 。
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fall on your street.""你個"K"
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' ]& a; U, E2 z, JBlow water吹水
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。 . o, U6 r# }- }
$ U0 h* i1 e( b- p8 o$ XBlow chicken吹雞 : P% Q/ H- x$ x
g8 r' F# p: z f; x |+ wI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. # e- Q5 ]& ]/ F$ l! p3 l
我吹雞打你班友 。
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3 Z; w" m( ]$ A9 QStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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Face green green臉青青 。 : N v/ ?% d i7 x+ B5 E A
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
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- B6 e) C/ w$ G- F! T+ s) [You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 5 D) l# s- r! Y5 ]
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。 3 p) A4 D# o8 P+ {
8 k' G, S/ O/ f8 M% q" I/ kPeople mountain people sea人山人海。 9 M" ~, X5 }( i% K- b$ Y
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀?
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Eat banana食蕉
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 2 i8 r$ T' ~8 f
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How senior are you?你算老幾?
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, Y; f1 z; L$ b% ]) t9 s QWhat the water are you?你係乜水? % G9 P; Y- M8 j4 b9 a: B
# Y6 |8 y0 x! }! _) O7 u' Y eWhere are you come from?你邊度架?
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7 q+ v! C! N: G. x! k. i; N4 V \' _Do you big me?你大我呀? b( N( L, g9 C# D
7 O9 O4 X( _+ C7 `( j7 ~Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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* U/ |% D3 ?" O& TDo the world做世界 。
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, C) I9 \, f! j* yBig tea rice大茶飯 。
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8 c/ {# ?1 R. C9 e. B, W6 {8 XWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? - S- w9 y& E# J1 a4 G! f) x3 C0 [# `. n2 n
7 i# o$ n6 M% @# E6 k; V6 ?Cut girl 界女 b% ~9 E8 r$ q2 F& x- b- t
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。
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* G* p% t' b, r% C2 k$ ]Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐! " ~& X/ [0 G3 `: M. E% ]
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你!
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Collect father收爹 + B. S8 o$ C+ X+ B9 E
: y7 m6 z0 x# d4 FYou give me collect father.你給我收爹!
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1 K" t4 k/ v- W" k9 u+ N( vDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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2 f6 S5 t+ m& w5 KLaugh die me.笑死我。 % g- |% O; f% e. }" I; X
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。
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! G. k* b$ I* X X qHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。 a, a/ m# C0 d4 B+ S$ Q8 X4 b
7 P: |! v u; A. l5 mYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
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Eight woman八婆 + Z; t, y9 B. e0 r2 e1 Q0 W; ~
4 V3 O2 q1 M, O4 |) cEight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野!
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King eight egg.王八蛋
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+ m, z/ W: n' z$ K8 T7 IBlack son黑仔 & y- s# k% O( w/ n# m# I
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔!
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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1 L6 J4 s7 O! X1 d0 [! q$ SI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙! * g7 z3 J) E2 |5 x" _8 N) D
4 l, g0 [. f) z# IHigh hand.高手
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 " Y6 N" g g! N( j6 r( X1 {- R) [
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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: e7 L& W, k3 C5 e* a8 E' N1 qGood mother.好娘
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數! # m- a4 Q2 T( u% e
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0 }- B: N6 ?$ ~4 TOne old water 一舊水 9 t2 ]' @5 @7 M
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春? 4 M5 z0 H& C5 Q- q! g) \; @
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水 2 ]6 X2 y7 J7 }8 s$ Q
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Hold hold water.楂楂水 9 I% W$ ?' j$ P% ~
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Pump water.抽水 ! a7 i5 R+ U- p
9 K- Y0 t5 k2 }Two hit six.二打六 ( R; c& X' U6 f+ q& E# Q
0 z# v/ ^3 ?+ QTwo five boy.二五仔 |
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