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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐        笑到無力食飯~~  # o) R% a. o% \* y% f8 P
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Piano piano green 琴琴青 ( n6 V$ H+ j" J/ _# Q! G
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 ' G3 r3 e' M3 k2 O9 b
. h, M7 y7 I2 o% E9 A) m) y! V6 vI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 !
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行? * ] F! ]1 w' [/ l
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇! P9 y9 ~5 R& I9 m2 W
6 `% d7 s l" R3 \4 Y3 F- lIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!
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2 x2 ^! J; G& h3 n- G' SFish skin~魚皮 。
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Fall on a street@@ 。 3 @8 I9 b0 e8 d9 U
( W) H0 }6 l& ^$ |) I5 Y4 z" bfall on your street.""你個"K" 5 K* N* S5 S; M$ h8 i
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Blow water吹水
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。 & d: q$ Q4 J/ w3 u8 r
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
6 c$ m- U5 j4 G) w6 D2 N' M我吹雞打你班友 。 7 R5 j5 D# e. d( z. N2 c+ Z
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 / l, T/ P7 ]. @2 a. N
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Face green green臉青青 。 . z3 l1 K) k$ f8 _( Z* i, n
: m# e, K1 V4 w" s% b7 D"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
. F# G3 T! u6 z9 Z+ t: I8 u0 n點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 m6 J, h* ?8 D3 K7 H1 M! \: h; t
2 H( r3 J5 s- m) M% yYou see road carefully你小心睇路。
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0 O9 p8 T, @3 f8 \$ fYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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& n2 F G% G' yYou jump building.你跳樓啦。
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: L h; P* x6 {1 ZPeople mountain people sea人山人海。
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) w" Q4 p, \( aAre you road?你係唔係路呀? 1 _% [6 w* W$ N7 I2 ~% B% K, p, e
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7 T% I: r4 s- H5 MYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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How senior are you?你算老幾?
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# C2 B0 R, k) L1 C4 i/ qWhat the water are you?你係乜水? 5 H' A/ u+ Q5 o7 x3 b4 ~7 d" A0 E
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Where are you come from?你邊度架?
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\( b0 C: @( b# z8 f K; ^Do you big me?你大我呀?
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8 |0 u4 e6 {; Y0 d" R: \Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。 0 ?' f1 y$ [& ^! d* _0 R& f
4 q# S4 u0 m% _6 ~9 O9 ?: ADo the world做世界 。
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; v' E0 W4 t/ }' E9 B0 _ QBig tea rice大茶飯 。 ) J! `/ {% v. B& f
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? + S; j0 j4 O1 ^3 ]9 |7 T: B5 n# P
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Cut girl 界女 6 I3 b! P4 q! R# z! V' T
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐! 7 A5 g5 k7 C3 Z" f2 [ k' P
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你! / Y# j+ u4 Y" [
9 m% D7 c6 B. E6 M6 U( ZCollect father收爹 $ a. v6 Q. D; c+ [4 \0 A2 i
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹! ) U9 |) V" @) L/ j: R' M0 S
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? 8 e7 Z- }! g, p3 C( c
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Laugh die me.笑死我。 8 s+ }8 y, R6 q7 A. i
* j' s3 _; w& }" b% EYou give me stop.你同我企係度。 / x& e# j( d9 z! D5 o) \+ Z- X/ S
8 q ^$ R6 K8 }9 Z# cAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
9 V4 p; B" X9 ~2 @/ ]* z你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上!
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. b8 ^! J& g6 J7 o* g" mEight woman八婆 6 x3 x e) u# `8 c" \" Z/ q$ L4 ?1 m
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野! # B2 Y, t, c' H4 {
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King eight egg.王八蛋 . \% z. [4 Z8 l, s7 d ]1 Y
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Black son黑仔
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔! ) n# Y! g" J$ _. g
9 C% G% {) t6 R% ]Wear grass著草
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙! ( G0 P7 ^: r# |9 a) O8 t$ m; u
& Y, v0 }0 {; s; F+ XHigh hand.高手
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8 W3 c& F: r# D! K9 UA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 # w0 c, j2 I/ [5 W L
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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: S6 U, s# ~/ v- ^$ a4 p# QGood mother.好娘 : A4 e' j6 s( z z
U( _5 t; ^! ]# e ~You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數! 4 k5 P3 X0 \8 T, D
) K" h( f9 i& z* p' kOld dot.老點 # l; I1 W7 d. L/ ?
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One old water 一舊水 b- ]7 N, r( z v1 f$ U
) b v9 }) i$ X9 x+ w- V: EWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗 4 l9 }. D; R3 E4 f; ~0 K: r
5 ` [8 w% b# u8 ?& h1 P0 xA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 ( i' A: j5 ^, A, T+ A# n' R
/ ?/ D- D- v: k8 i# t- D3 GMeasure water/Pound water.磅水 1 P8 r1 W! z6 [$ J% W4 R' U
, n2 Z# E) F) G% G fA dragon service.一條龍服務
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Hold hold water.楂楂水
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- m2 F: C+ p6 R: I7 RPump water.抽水
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. C4 m, M% d. P, YTwo hit six.二打六 ) H* y2 q% Z, ?# w
* |6 p! C! [7 g6 j& f4 [Two five boy.二五仔 |
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