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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐  笑到無力食飯~~ 0 ?' B B! V. \* b$ C) L' x: i
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Piano piano green 琴琴青
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 ; n" P% L3 D+ S: G" N; i# K
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！ P! ?+ p( s7 M0 q) ?' t
9 ?% x* n8 e- l; a9 g. a9 TYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？ & M% r+ ]4 P5 i. j+ r- e& K
- t: l+ x2 K0 H6 eI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！
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! x1 Y& B* @+ n( x/ ^If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！
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Fish skin~魚皮 。 6 y/ a$ k1 Q# R% m
3 w7 M& c$ L W2 a7 XFall on a street@@ 。 2 j. Z- |) d V
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fall on your street.""你個"K"
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Blow water吹水/ Q* k0 B9 n' [( ?6 N1 o5 e
3 J6 C% z, E1 m" E& c5 N" pMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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Blow chicken吹雞 & u3 W/ t+ b- F% \! q: j
) W0 L J1 v' aI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
$ F6 ^ ^# M1 N# R我吹雞打你班友 。 ( ]/ Q6 W& s3 K
/ ^+ y* D6 s' V5 E- H. e) UStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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1 e) Q. }# q" O! GFace green green臉青青 。 5 Z8 z, f) [& Y
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" # r* | s" a! l5 {/ ^! g
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 ! a0 y3 l- A3 d T3 m: A
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。 ' {: {# P9 C& R/ u. v8 c7 e# S
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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/ X* |0 h0 }7 q8 {* J- t% UYou jump building.你跳樓啦。 ( V' d, X' y4 _1 K0 b. r2 f; m( [
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People mountain people sea人山人海。
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6 ~( Y) S0 f6 ?5 z% y( X+ Z! jAre you road?你係唔係路呀?
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: l. @* P- }+ L2 kEat banana食蕉 , x* ^5 O6 W# r* m
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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How senior are you?你算老幾? % \- h5 i7 g b7 `$ w
7 I5 l% x0 N" @% C" h5 n( TWhat the water are you?你係乜水?
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0 S3 I" ^/ L! _1 T4 U& @$ oWhere are you come from?你邊度架?
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) |+ J# d k1 }. `4 P9 [) sDo you big me?你大我呀?
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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Do the world做世界 。
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? / Y$ m/ W0 ?. g/ q/ ?
. C2 F# a h5 J! ?! q, rCut girl 界女
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5 J1 x( E# r- s% \6 a- f( NThe king of cutting girl.界女王。
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: Q. x& ~7 z8 ~Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！
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Collect father收爹 7 m3 |3 C! r! e
5 `$ b3 S+ ^$ ^. M8 yYou give me collect father.你給我收爹！
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- d3 ~. g2 w5 K7 t- ?3 x: bDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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Laugh die me.笑死我。 u) r1 N3 A" w. Q9 p, M( V2 c
! d! s3 K3 [; ^9 F+ _You give me stop.你同我企係度。
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. 3 Q8 Z& W* I8 D5 Z8 t0 q# N
你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！ 5 T3 Q) Q9 o. M' k" r6 L
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Eight woman八婆
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野!
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King eight egg.王八蛋
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Black son黑仔
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！ ; b* ]6 W( a, k- H8 y: m
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# w Y8 Y. I% s' E- M N7 c! b0 UI am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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* J. L- X+ D& V N& N" {I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！
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High hand.高手 - M: U' p+ p) y
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 / i* }/ d+ G% K5 n8 e: W3 f
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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( G# |0 S/ ^( O3 M) {: i; ^Good mother.好娘 * z" x4 U A* P, ^/ F3 a
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！
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/ x f9 j+ |" i4 `% nOld dot.老點 & J' Z \ Q4 t s( X3 \
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One old water 一舊水
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春? [+ C% g$ z u# \" d
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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9 ~8 P1 D( s$ L& `9 T8 T' L# A0 iMeasure water/Pound water.磅水 % m4 O9 a4 g3 J8 a7 P5 ~
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A dragon service.一條龍服務 1 R* n+ v( L- C& S+ q! A( p
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Hold hold water.楂楂水 ! Q: [+ K6 j. s
! [( o. C3 R7 W# a* d+ RPump water.抽水 ' d+ m$ o: |# a1 K- `( D
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Two hit six.二打六 ' K; D6 w) k* I$ G% ~
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Two five boy.二五仔 |
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