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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐  笑到無力食飯~~ 0 C7 G) ?; t+ D2 b4 L7 K, v4 D! t9 l
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Piano piano green 琴琴青
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; e! M! c0 ]* [2 P+ CPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 & f; _! I$ p6 n- Z0 u
7 e1 w+ Y' R. z. N8 AI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！
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5 ]5 p* ~5 d- {- R; TYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？ ) ^5 j9 X0 Y4 O+ H* Q: P
; l k/ A% _8 Y0 C' qI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！ ' u; D' `1 ?6 U) I; v* U! Y
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！
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Fish skin~魚皮 。 , q+ X- e, ]6 `( o! T9 y- \
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Fall on a street@@ 。
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- b A7 o8 D% `8 kfall on your street.""你個"K" 4 x9 ]- c9 P/ U0 [8 M5 l4 t
# o' H# m+ }7 @. a2 m; [2 N+ o8 _Blow water吹水
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$ ?* n% }. r) _* P: g/ {, o1 VMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。 ( O/ [1 l+ C! G& h! o6 v
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Blow chicken吹雞 0 h7 ]) {' H* A1 {4 e) _. y- U9 n2 o
# u7 E, `3 V e$ pI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. , {& y1 s2 n2 ^% Z- Q- o( p
我吹雞打你班友 。 7 g# o4 g0 h7 j6 f2 b/ k2 v5 X+ [
* A, W3 }8 ^2 R( l+ ?Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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& A6 x. D& w; dFace green green臉青青 。
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" 6 r4 |! d$ |0 i- d* L9 \
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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# x0 r9 B- o" e. G$ l0 L, O# ]6 JYou see road carefully你小心睇路。 5 d5 {8 L; g- @, }
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。
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People mountain people sea人山人海。 6 J( K' u/ m% ^4 A( d" j
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀? ( W3 w' l6 ]! r; {, r8 ^6 a& o
4 z. H2 p8 e+ B. f- \Eat banana食蕉
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 4 I1 Y& f, m* z# I' \" H
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How senior are you?你算老幾? 9 L) P! r& D1 G1 M
L. P9 D9 ?! M8 A$ b7 j' r: LWhat the water are you?你係乜水?
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Where are you come from?你邊度架? ' v6 ^% I" x0 \6 L0 b: ~
+ u/ P0 ^4 ^ C- _( p7 ^Do you big me?你大我呀?
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# L: ~8 E7 J: _! F- `- J8 VZebra chops people班馬劈友 。 ; q4 y: s" D- Y- G4 M; r R. C( h
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Do the world做世界 。 8 l+ w; }, x6 C7 o
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。 " v. \' j: Y+ f/ k' o4 X
$ D! Y9 \3 C b0 g5 `- ZWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? ) R. u4 N; u) c, Q; X/ j
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Cut girl 界女 * M( M! v$ q1 m1 z
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。
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0 |) [" F0 Z5 \, W' z5 s+ Q: }6 oCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！
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# ^. @6 P7 ~. C, Y( r; DCollect father收爹 8 ]; ]) g$ t( k# [( |2 {; }& D
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹！ & ~# C* t% g! v+ I0 Y5 Y( ]
& z g# x( b1 C9 x# E! hDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? 6 F. q/ M: B. U7 h
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Laugh die me.笑死我。
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9 y6 g% }, B! g# p% q' VYou give me stop.你同我企係度。
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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9 H1 R/ F- H8 E+ RYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. 0 X9 ]) C6 B! [5 m" l6 q+ r8 Q, h
你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！ 1 |$ _/ _, o+ n# S
' v4 v) o% a" }, l9 i! {. j2 q9 AEight woman八婆 $ }& @ j) h+ b# b3 c
% p' ^' _% m3 |) aEight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野! , f) Q/ Y8 p. U
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King eight egg.王八蛋 9 q& F0 s6 k/ z4 _
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Black son黑仔 ; P/ }; u7 m* c3 ^; D
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！ * U" g! t) {+ S$ \: w; ^8 V
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Wear grass著草 $ c" a. L* X& k" z/ O7 I0 @: i2 q4 P
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。 % L! i0 M! s8 j4 K. f3 j# Y, j
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！
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5 D2 ]! g. b: Y4 h+ D+ Y" AHigh hand.高手 2 P' h1 e3 b, _4 S: x5 u4 c( q$ m
8 l8 J4 d1 t) I2 ?+ E; XA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 % q) w1 \5 |8 J D
. ]1 p! p1 m1 U0 H" z, \# _% GGood mother.好娘 . T. J3 J$ Z( D" x
8 U8 b; W7 p9 q# d" c) vYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！ 9 W: i6 N. s3 ~1 x" ]+ q
3 I/ G( O" M. _- s- aOld dot.老點
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0 X7 b( c( c4 e4 E0 M4 s1 qOne old water 一舊水 % k: j. O9 ]; J/ ]% ]* ^
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗 * J; s) Q% R; P7 p' H0 R3 A* e
& |/ z3 f' A n) O- RA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水 * w$ ^/ [4 F& S( F) q* C
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A dragon service.一條龍服務
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Hold hold water.楂楂水
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. Q0 d+ v. O9 r2 \, XPump water.抽水
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Two hit six.二打六
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Two five boy.二五仔 |
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