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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐        笑到無力食飯~~  
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% e7 B) f9 o4 `4 X0 X(轉)港式英語
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) W' `2 A5 e, g* _1 pPiano piano green 琴琴青
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 - S# k+ o6 N" W! ?; c5 b
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 !
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6 e: y5 I5 N/ S, a+ O+ a3 [You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行?
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% b5 A- u4 E3 g; ?0 iI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇! ) L9 K, }2 t, T4 X3 `2 z; z1 a
7 Y/ V o5 H! I$ p. ]If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎! $ }9 N& C% n) o% s1 d
' \% I& q* Z1 H9 i* `3 RFish skin~魚皮 。
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3 g/ L3 `7 d* Q1 x3 q% e- SFall on a street@@ 。
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fall on your street.""你個"K" - y" }: p0 T: z' \1 ~9 z
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Blow water吹水
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。 2 g4 ^& k* l% ?% U- [5 d* U
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Blow chicken吹雞
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4 P- Y8 r6 O# j9 gI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
' ]7 j, J' n" V3 R我吹雞打你班友 。 & N' y: \7 P# r
8 A4 I y7 K6 G& PStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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7 H) T& I0 ]% l4 z* E& t# J: d5 T5 hFace green green臉青青 。 : @) ], M" I! X; o
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" 3 p2 { K7 H6 r2 C, o) O; \
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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+ V6 z% E, G0 l* @You jump building.你跳樓啦。
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People mountain people sea人山人海。 0 p+ ?, @- H, z8 Y2 o
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀? 8 r; p2 `. B% N2 g9 s2 v; H, ]; P* L
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Eat banana食蕉 ; _& Y( O8 P1 v! N9 S, r' i: b4 q
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 3 f: Q' j- X2 g9 R$ a
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How senior are you?你算老幾? . ~# q0 x2 t8 h1 y7 F+ v, c$ n* P
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What the water are you?你係乜水? ' P C7 O& T4 C: i1 y
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Where are you come from?你邊度架?
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+ i) ^0 K7 b. y qDo you big me?你大我呀? 2 t% r7 _( d0 K' u
2 X, q- A" m- _Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。 0 v2 x' k7 V0 x# F
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Do the world做世界 。 2 A5 i$ @5 k% L
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。 ; W( a% h+ j1 o. G' S
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? # O- q- x4 a, S/ c1 K; ~# A; B# d; I
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Cut girl 界女 $ T9 M- n" h% p: ^ u
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐! ! V0 f3 ?" m2 x* x7 t8 Y' w3 Y0 U$ U
$ n( A# ]9 M1 t8 s EI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你!
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Collect father收爹 & [' k4 s. X( L% k" d' d
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹! 1 u8 j+ f8 G; G9 V6 j
+ B* C; x. |% X5 E/ x( N( O, HDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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2 P6 [8 q* n6 K0 t) @- FLaugh die me.笑死我。 . j$ [6 k$ g1 @. d/ m* r1 F4 R
8 h+ k9 ?+ ~8 e8 QYou give me stop.你同我企係度。 4 L- G1 N' Z- R, p1 G$ _
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。 ' D E" v% q4 Z9 u3 f
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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) r: f$ Y# e+ J" V2 ~ I- jYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
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Eight woman八婆 + w Q0 ]! C7 I: ?
! O1 @: F9 Y* o) L; zEight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野!
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3 o4 L; @. ^8 v0 yKing eight egg.王八蛋
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Black son黑仔 1 j# |( E$ {# _0 j; r: R7 O
! R, I; r( e m6 f: F. [1 cToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔! 2 e" R/ C$ Q- D& H* t
* a9 I8 @7 a5 q# ]' AWear grass著草
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8 n1 x* @' e' k8 y0 fI am wearing grass.我著緊草。 6 a8 I5 X) p# e4 |! h, E
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙! 2 S8 b9 c3 e, M7 _ \ W
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* g$ a3 N! \( o' ], x9 fA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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6 a0 I. |3 @$ C6 M2 STo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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5 W$ G' w, I6 q: L8 ]! fGood mother.好娘 ( f9 g. _$ ]- c+ E: u
8 |) Z( L. e9 I- H: lYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數!
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One old water 一舊水
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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: ?5 E" T$ J. ^! j" U+ AA dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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" b3 p9 H# @9 hMeasure water/Pound water.磅水 ( ^6 I" x! L* a& M. I( t: {
1 K5 v+ L" `, [+ ]. e2 j, xA dragon service.一條龍服務
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Hold hold water.楂楂水 ( a; @. w- O7 a9 |- ~) n2 \- k: t
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Pump water.抽水
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( y% ^1 O* Z- \Two hit six.二打六
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0 T. s' \! h* d$ s- s5 v/ g) _Two five boy.二五仔 |
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