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笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到無力食飯~~( l/ U2 h  q$ j5 o
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(轉)港式英語 1 B$ m( [4 ~7 w$ J$ I0 ?
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Piano piano green 琴琴青
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" ~: i0 T% ]. i3 A% kPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ! , `" U7 L( A- {) F7 f  O
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行? : w! W) D. q2 p; K  W. o

: g* u" r1 \# gI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇!
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎! 5 T- U4 N2 m, i; c# {1 m
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Fish skin~魚皮 。
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Fall on a street@@ 。
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fall on your street.""你個"K" : U6 P% y1 O9 B( k& ^

6 M! {" c/ e1 |Blow water吹水
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0 u1 f; |0 Q9 B4 E$ JMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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Blow chicken吹雞 # j6 {+ B( P, ]$ k& _& {
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
6 Z& Q3 a9 l6 f0 F; q我吹雞打你班友 。
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 2 X, F2 H+ V! c

, k3 r' J/ |6 ~7 BFace green green臉青青 。
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7 m# _8 d! z. E/ m0 @- e"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" 8 N% x+ V) M( \; O9 e* V3 F& ~( v
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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. B! G2 T9 D7 lYou see road carefully你小心睇路。
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) ]6 Z- ~$ g2 G  ZYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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& v5 k3 U% I8 U( BYou jump building.你跳樓啦。 1 b1 \9 v. }1 K0 ?

( x4 A, ]/ [' U/ {2 E' }% {- jPeople mountain people sea人山人海。
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀?
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Eat banana食蕉
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) W' R5 ~* u6 N( k2 t4 pYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 / _0 c$ @3 ]2 r8 Z% z  B, B

0 P4 Q- ]3 t: Q5 g( ]$ jHow senior are you?你算老幾?
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3 g  o6 o  ~0 s+ \4 Y9 l- ^What the water are you?你係乜水? 7 b. D  n3 M2 z# r3 O
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Where are you come from?你邊度架?
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3 k3 p* h& Y/ _) m& o5 ~  }Do you big me?你大我呀? ( Z$ q3 T9 O6 v- f
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。 2 [# q: [; M, Z; `

. Q, f" i6 ?0 G8 P2 |Do the world做世界 。 5 m1 d# @* `( c) n/ z7 F; Q4 q
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。 ; o! Y4 [" E0 r

: c7 D/ D: ]$ J; {9 t6 n; e  `6 r4 ~( iWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? 1 \) f* d$ _# `' K

# u  |' w8 J7 u" w6 x4 H; jCut girl 界女 ' o: S0 @  v" e( p6 b

/ z9 E! W& p8 r! SThe king of cutting girl.界女王。 6 Q/ Y3 K$ I4 e+ P5 v

- z+ j" d8 z5 V! E) n" lCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐! / ~8 Z9 K0 t8 ?: O$ L

$ N3 u1 V! o8 ]3 sI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你! 9 X& U9 E/ T7 J. X: T6 Y8 _
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Collect father收爹 9 S. d$ C+ g! R" k% V% y. n

/ O1 S  M( V- h; G  Y# U, S, @% f2 CYou give me collect father.你給我收爹! & [* K/ s0 w: D  M; ~

0 ]5 n' M  Q3 i/ ]Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? " m$ z! I. m* G* P) i
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Laugh die me.笑死我。
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。 % r0 s# ?2 y. ~, {0 }0 X# |

7 w% f, H# U. I# V2 M( ^0 dAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
, t5 a) t2 m1 _2 |2 L' Q0 Y你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上! $ ^& z. T: w4 \" n

" X% G2 W; A# ~. sEight woman八婆 + N/ ^# w0 A% v1 F" P8 N: V
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野!
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King eight egg.王八蛋 . v2 `. W7 k/ p# D, I+ ]0 q
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Black son黑仔   Q* O' t; Z0 L6 Q' R

0 T: Z( R$ c0 I' d$ b& iToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔! 0 k  c% r/ d, E& N

4 U& J- G9 W8 ], O$ D6 T) m5 rWear grass著草 # E6 R% f! `9 Y7 ], j' ?/ Z- b

* Z1 `. X$ A" Y0 u; [6 z- qI am wearing grass.我著緊草。 5 w2 p9 s6 j' \( O( u
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙!
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9 `0 m& q" ~5 NHigh hand.高手 : t4 B& f  z0 P- m- a9 ]

$ T6 a) f- u3 p$ @" K& R; r& LA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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! Z( U" q$ c. Q! Y3 \& D% b) ]To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 . i1 m7 U! y1 O* m0 g
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Good mother.好娘 5 x) N+ [$ J' ]- a% B) M2 H

, `! l% m$ x/ sYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數!
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( O/ Z3 X' T& |( P3 }3 h. _5 ?1 LOld dot.老點
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" t0 M, d. |. E( B; F% MOne old water 一舊水 . x1 ?$ ]! ^; J5 s3 u  i4 K

4 z3 |& y  H6 ]" h9 t" u$ P4 BWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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: @" Q% I* v1 e; ^7 q# C- |" OA dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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& z* Y% k$ _% z6 H! k1 mA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 6 M7 n3 y* {. ?) a/ J" H7 s. G, c

" R8 n* H: G) s! B. Z' K9 A- E9 NMeasure water/Pound water.磅水
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/ }0 s% W( H3 ^% \/ j1 I5 X* D2 CA dragon service.一條龍服務
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! F/ L8 x1 L4 o$ S+ a, o' J1 EHold hold water.楂楂水
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7 r) o2 U9 b* |5 I) {Pump water.抽水 8 c: @* P: y7 [0 J) }1 a' \

4 v/ _8 h; P1 w+ p" T3 o4 [* B! ]Two hit six.二打六
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Two five boy.二五仔
This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......
還有
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳& i  W9 x3 Y4 d5 g1 V
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:
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' e& S- {* t; nyou no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳7 u  E! J% y. w! E2 r
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
5 x. p/ T  R- \* v: k  Ed人係連inner都唔識...
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民主定民粹?
之前睇過啦..& e" @$ X% `& ~% B+ X' I

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直釋-0-
個人意見~~

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呢d野﹐可以自創。
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good rope 好索
有d以前睇過
: @+ J8 f0 T) Y最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。$ c8 |4 _9 ]/ m& f
仲有one mountain higher than one mountain一山還有一山高
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xu06Nyo7u-c&mode=related&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftMDfCaHnao&mode=related&search=
so many ppl like that
>If you have enough ginger6 g" y8 D  n" I: G9 n! h& }/ t3 A

8 J! O0 {3 K6 f5 Q- y, |我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD
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i very need it !!!
拉你呀 !!!
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