[English]: Jokes..

小强

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8 i; n' b3 R3 s$ l" ?* H/ T- s1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job% K) b, E; _7 e: K7 `# s# }4 W
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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4 [/ ]+ t& c- H" Q* k/ x9 @2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?2 \- [, |) E& k& ]
a.They give like hell.
8 w' u( ^2 I8 Q9 q% F, `- qb.They do not yell./ j- N" ~& A2 b1 G7 _
c.They do not tell.4 t. k* w4 q* ]3 `( G, P* s
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.# a$ M1 V3 H+ W2 i: h  I; H4 \

7 K/ m6 y/ m4 }% B3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:: Z: r! U+ `. Y) f7 o8 i! ~9 J
- a HEART to love him,
2 O8 h3 M8 C7 R5 d- a DIAMOND to marry him,+ {( k: d% i7 L
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and. I4 n% C- `+ q( L. z7 S3 ^
- a SPADE to bury him!, G' ^' U" g/ t1 |
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
' g/ o3 V% T, _Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
0 ^; `0 x# Q% A  W! q1 @The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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: A6 b) ?% o- v2 s2 n6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?! G0 s. D0 H5 U. y! I" L( M
The arse hole is always in front of you., j# M% l" N6 g5 a" i
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?) X" Q, e% S1 C" n& K
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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7 d  J# O9 |' ?: O- y9 }2 X8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
* Z6 u" J  F( WThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~1 a, {9 t* n' Q' O0 ?. _
keep it up~~: l# h9 e8 B( p0 q) o, d. U. N
cheers

maksim2046

that is great