[English]: Jokes..

小强

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. F9 Y; f. `* C1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
$ S$ l2 G$ ]5 v. [99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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; C' w1 @4 T) ~8 G. b  B2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?7 X" G- S1 A* E3 q1 P9 {
a.They give like hell.
) Q2 A5 J9 Z( T. ]6 B0 ob.They do not yell.
- B0 {6 ?7 ?4 m6 j# _5 ]c.They do not tell.
6 a  r; v7 J* ^+ B" _d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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% J# S: i8 w; }3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
: t+ R- ]: y) i- a HEART to love him,
1 K) _9 H8 q4 r$ w# a- ^- }- a DIAMOND to marry him,
/ p0 R( L" j8 d& P( ~  ^- a CLUB to smash his head in, and( t9 o3 d, I" O7 k, M8 k
- a SPADE to bury him!$ d2 V8 K0 l9 [+ n9 R* Z& i4 j  P9 M8 x

/ I  ~5 r5 ]* e9 L( p4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
+ E: b- ]0 V1 S& ?& X3 M/ I( EBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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6 e: C$ q, @% C3 N# P3 g5) What is the strongest muscle?( o7 @3 [* ?5 i  d7 O/ x
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?6 z! H" l8 N+ ~4 \: |
The arse hole is always in front of you.8 w# e0 @, A3 d9 N# |

- e( U% l0 |7 T( h2 h$ y7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?# S# i( F6 u3 h- b  _4 [0 \
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!- u/ E. s# |- o/ P% [0 r- O! ]
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?4 P  A( v( H# y0 X
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~# G) D: R. L3 ]. E
keep it up~~9 R$ @0 |- e! C6 s  A5 A
cheers

maksim2046

that is great