[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job; J  m) w' k5 u5 G! @0 m  V
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence$ p- r1 S; t/ |: v* b' m8 z4 l

- J, S/ N  L. i9 _3 T3 @2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?0 o; o+ ^' T$ c  G/ a
a.They give like hell.
* R% I& f/ ^! a4 l8 Bb.They do not yell.
! [& |( Y: \$ C8 V  g! Y% N3 p# |c.They do not tell.
3 t8 X8 V' @- t) i, d% U' a6 B" _6 Kd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:+ |# f* z# ~5 C: J) {2 g7 V
- a HEART to love him,
8 H& a5 R- h9 M7 [% R. Z- a DIAMOND to marry him,7 d  u0 D& ?. m: @) ?
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and' F9 j% E8 ~- `
- a SPADE to bury him!5 x: Z! y- Z( @' d

9 W# A! s! q0 k7 P4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
, s, \7 n* J5 V+ c% |* S7 y6 DBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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8 C5 J( o$ X2 S2 q5) What is the strongest muscle?
" _5 m+ ?0 b) i) k$ J9 lThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!* ?0 v' |' V1 {/ u$ V9 n, {
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?/ ~. A1 m, x8 m  ?! @' X9 T
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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2 }7 p- L& |0 s7 T+ l7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
- L. H2 B' s, h8 c! MWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!! u& r$ s* F  y! o. W% c
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
  n, ~+ [7 @! j1 p% x( C  w$ NThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~, S* H- [! r  }" }6 X9 O
keep it up~~
0 ^  k; R9 Y  z, H# \cheers

maksim2046

that is great