[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
$ m- {7 y, G- o1 B& @: |99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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& v8 o/ ], }4 I* y6 t2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?& K! n* a2 R7 W( P
a.They give like hell.
$ _$ d; K0 y* v4 A$ j' ab.They do not yell.2 M  U$ h! y* E
c.They do not tell.  \: T0 L7 X9 V% f( g) z+ z
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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% U: E( z# F/ u( ]5 @/ m3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
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- a DIAMOND to marry him,
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- a SPADE to bury him!
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( y0 k' Q7 P6 K; L' F) U1 G4 f4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
' ~6 m( k& A3 [( _/ l9 {Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later) b/ j0 m; ^* A# J

9 H5 j' u: ^7 J- C' x- ?5) What is the strongest muscle?
  `8 s3 L; N0 e/ P& M" h" d5 @The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!/ o1 w8 F! w" j7 M0 d
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
* |. ]6 X$ w- p. s  H: W3 _The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
* g" p9 V  r4 {When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!4 b. p+ l7 D7 N6 ^3 q* I1 H

2 L  u6 S, P. d8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?4 r0 |8 M) V. p/ N3 h- v
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~/ [) ~* G6 K, E/ j0 N( [+ x
keep it up~~$ \0 H: G; F6 E; C$ V
cheers

maksim2046

that is great