[English]: Jokes..

小强

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! ~7 S& `. _: ~6 f# G* ^1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
) T- m+ k) n1 t99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence$ X$ u1 a' I5 p, z, q
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?. z# @5 v( Y/ v& @
a.They give like hell. 1 @. [9 S8 v( Y5 o. v+ y, q
b.They do not yell.0 d! |1 d: J9 z
c.They do not tell.  U" x* Y6 m# j9 V. D% h( U) q! @; Y
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:/ \' p: g0 b% ?, h4 R, v/ L3 r
- a HEART to love him,
! n5 O3 D0 }, b9 {- a DIAMOND to marry him,  n: q4 e7 m& A5 I
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and' B& u; @* x5 J' @; L; R! Y
- a SPADE to bury him!
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. Y4 X* }: n, Z3 W4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
# I; [' v5 j* E3 v1 r! a  S3 BBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later, k  I7 }( E) ?: }
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5) What is the strongest muscle?9 I( D# i, D% [: ]5 |3 q+ \
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!9 I  h# S' r/ M
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
9 Z/ G# h4 v1 h- VThe arse hole is always in front of you.9 k0 S1 r* V5 d% M. C

, f3 p& u) E/ b8 z. }7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?* Y; w2 f: `! D6 c3 h- I
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!0 x) B- l( A  k. b' Y5 ?% C
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
4 g* f* T; N- l! G2 |The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~  F1 C. s  n+ `1 j) X% g0 C3 E
keep it up~~! g) T5 C4 |0 v; X2 B' S0 ~# }, {0 Y2 i
cheers

maksim2046

that is great