[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job! Q& H  m0 e2 S7 U# \
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence; U: a& A  Y: \

1 ^0 p$ \/ `3 e; W2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?* G6 p$ }! A: i/ i9 m) q4 _* O
a.They give like hell.
1 Q# r% B7 \+ Z  D5 E2 D4 qb.They do not yell.% Z5 t, L7 N9 V
c.They do not tell.
" b" M( q% T: l  Jd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.* {) v( h0 p" e7 Z9 x
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
( b  }: S0 ]2 M& M, d- a HEART to love him,  C& {5 i6 @2 X# Z
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
- i  T; ~+ w( l" |; m& I+ R- a CLUB to smash his head in, and5 i* B  y" D1 H
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
  `" D2 |' x7 J( W: J% K( E$ ZBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
$ t8 h) x7 W, z$ @3 |The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!/ i% `" v7 q' e, [" H

1 W( ~1 O; r& l2 G( ]' {" [6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?$ s: P- E7 D$ U" Y# @0 f' |
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?8 O: V# V: d) n
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!  D, _) m7 P" Y

6 Z! g7 v/ q! k4 J) ]8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
* J' ]( [: e5 T. r1 `: b, gThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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0 I/ ~* k1 J+ C$ E9 dcheers

maksim2046

that is great