[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1 h8 K; o9 {" w: q1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
: ^% I: C6 [, X/ U" v! r9 E* j* L- q99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence3 }- A) m3 A9 a' M7 p
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
* f) |8 k- o% F. W8 Ba.They give like hell. 6 X* @  C! m$ k: ^; [' N( |) V
b.They do not yell.
8 M7 J! W- D0 s" a% q6 `4 K* d% ac.They do not tell.
" }; h; U8 A3 e. `8 F# S8 J! Dd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
+ M8 Z, c% R4 q; O* k- a HEART to love him,
1 N  \  j9 Z3 r; [/ j- O/ G( x- a DIAMOND to marry him,
8 ?2 r3 Q8 R# n5 \/ ?- a CLUB to smash his head in, and) J+ {/ l, j3 ?7 Y# Z3 ]8 w
- a SPADE to bury him!4 T3 ?+ g# X; g; J' ?

! D. u  V+ f: e4 ]9 \/ I3 T+ h4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
* w! I, l" h) N9 |; hBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later+ M) p+ b8 A+ {, d/ X$ J
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
- S9 M) s! v! g/ `9 k. q2 UThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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+ H) N: a3 ]# s6 q# I% o' e6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
2 ^7 i8 [2 p; W& \/ [The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?& s6 Y  }  h& |- ]* A% D: ^
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!$ @* K/ E. {5 y' a
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
. r" q( m3 H1 B, bThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
& Q9 n) @; u) l/ Q& Jkeep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great