[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
8 ^3 g5 T6 E& i5 ]5 z1 v# b99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence' N( L% Z, [2 u' X; w( M" w

. L: {& e; f1 D/ M2 v4 z4 c8 r2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
* ?6 v! C, M* z8 E- _a.They give like hell.
8 g$ {- Z! e* G4 J" K, bb.They do not yell.
6 i* H2 A- A; l7 ^$ dc.They do not tell.
; C' Z" ^4 @% g, \# |( N3 Nd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.5 C) c! b1 W) e; _! D7 V! E

* Z& T0 o: X& U* S0 V3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
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- a DIAMOND to marry him,
( H% e" ^/ V: s' x* D$ W- a CLUB to smash his head in, and3 p, _$ D) \" ]0 p
- a SPADE to bury him!7 D0 g7 L% E! s+ {

% @5 ~" S7 `  c4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?6 Y0 a4 t. Y( o) s/ A
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later5 Y# y. L6 J. {) i2 H

" I  F% x$ u7 j! N% \! h* _5) What is the strongest muscle?
0 O6 C6 N, E% G! J( ]" R' HThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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$ \3 z" D) K0 R, J+ x6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
6 E$ m" t4 R: ^$ Z6 WThe arse hole is always in front of you.; a3 W) I& G: s5 `6 Y
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
3 O/ _5 e3 m0 S  E7 [When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!% l/ l) V2 v& ^7 ]. D
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
; J4 ?, F" F, _. ^, DThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
* K) s2 G* i- V3 B4 C8 h3 s4 o' ekeep it up~~$ w: x7 @2 R" ], i
cheers

maksim2046

that is great