[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
1 Y+ D" F0 J+ |3 V; K7 d$ I2 }99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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1 _; O0 M7 K. [2 Y6 Q6 s- t2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
1 t2 Q2 W/ d( K; Va.They give like hell.   j' f* P2 N* p
b.They do not yell.# a2 L) y: }! H* F# k
c.They do not tell.7 Z! |( m7 F) r# p( P
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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* q& o, g) N9 L3 g4 s3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:# _. L1 z5 Y; L
- a HEART to love him,4 H3 R' e8 D/ D) E
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
! T! s$ W: V" y% v- a CLUB to smash his head in, and3 [2 Y4 N+ u2 m4 G$ u# O
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
$ u  D% g8 k  C0 kBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?+ ~( h+ q3 e2 a$ e/ ?- z. P% O
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!4 b+ T4 P' B+ I$ j3 t
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?; }# j3 i* |  X, Y: A  W
The arse hole is always in front of you.& y0 G; U9 W" P4 c# B
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
& p* @: Y; I/ o& v  N$ NWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?* v" ]7 z4 e* }& G( W
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~* [2 C6 B& b; X+ n9 F
keep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great