[English]: Jokes..

小强

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3 d5 @6 z/ Q9 a1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job/ [/ h9 a) y( o% b
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence, ?( J) A/ g0 T' b5 a0 G

$ k$ ~$ w. j2 F2 J0 Z$ o' m2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?- K- ^; R6 S( _6 Y
a.They give like hell.
. j3 V% |4 U  ?- Q$ f, hb.They do not yell.; \; ?9 _- \( V* Z1 I) @
c.They do not tell.
* n/ `  M. K( N- N! zd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.8 {  b# E2 j0 _3 n# S
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
) M* T! f9 G( m  h3 }- a HEART to love him,
2 s- o3 \( ?- O( M- a DIAMOND to marry him,
  p# `2 i! q; u% p$ ?' O- a CLUB to smash his head in, and. L3 t! t6 d+ B; @9 W
- a SPADE to bury him!5 l7 N. k+ J! N/ K

/ c  Y8 s  g( U7 C8 W4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
! Z' n" z0 p+ W5 O' k$ ABoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later1 r% l3 |6 D0 E( a' {! _
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
) {- T9 h9 p+ G  ^! R: ~The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!+ s8 Q# A2 o- ?: P; t5 v, E( K
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
! h- r- [/ _6 ~; e# ^The arse hole is always in front of you.& G1 M+ Y3 }  p7 ?+ S
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?! v3 X2 f$ `; r2 x+ ?8 H! D
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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) w5 C' R0 J+ i8 o. n8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
8 L8 L- N2 ]4 H" \The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~# F9 }0 H: U/ M$ z
keep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great