[English]: Jokes..

小强

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5 [, W. P' S; v- F- f; F8 i( M1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
$ y" R% N6 h/ k99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?8 L  S6 x. q0 M1 [7 [
a.They give like hell.
" A9 U7 @( v6 U+ ^) ]# z. m# Xb.They do not yell.- Q8 x1 @- I0 d/ P6 x
c.They do not tell.6 m4 b5 l) E4 K. O  |+ [, d
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.9 {/ k1 f7 Y4 W
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
# E' R$ Q9 i: b# j7 G; X% u- a HEART to love him,
& i3 a) l$ W5 S, b0 X5 Z- a DIAMOND to marry him,$ l, i3 {; x! w* u" W  [
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
% B- L; O. o# U' p6 g. H4 e5 c+ ^- a SPADE to bury him!6 R& A: Y7 t  [3 o: j" `- q- l

. I! h0 `- b+ t& A$ F4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
  i/ x" P+ K8 A7 F8 A- K6 dBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later% @" `  l+ L, U
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5) What is the strongest muscle?, D' t/ z% M7 r, N
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?1 o$ r! y) X* Y: q
The arse hole is always in front of you.6 s5 O1 ^  Q' ]2 u. F$ S

) t4 U4 L# H8 b( @& x- d, b7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
# Y- B& m# u$ ~, Z4 U+ f; f' wWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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/ m3 l1 W2 ~3 @! ~3 M* v/ d6 R$ ~8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?: V  k0 m# ]) C- l2 j) k, p
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~& \- b; i& G- s5 \" g
keep it up~~1 H0 M' s- S% u- R
cheers

maksim2046

that is great