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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
3 c) V7 v$ c% r# E1 b9 ?- |2 z99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence0 I/ u6 p: w) B/ T
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?2 V/ k' J) Y/ m/ }( \
a.They give like hell.
2 B# {: M' `4 J, }4 Y& h( @b.They do not yell.7 h' g6 Z' c; M# k. ]
c.They do not tell.7 N `2 v0 y4 a( [5 O
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3 E" @& ]' z$ e: n, w) G( ^, G3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
4 i# d, H+ m7 l4 W- a HEART to love him,
: O# V9 [/ f9 o3 N# H" `; j8 D! L- a DIAMOND to marry him,2 c/ ^1 j, i- k5 {6 C$ S
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
: b9 I. J8 o3 ~! Q5 n- a SPADE to bury him!8 @' j% \" k O& N( g
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
" \% r0 H/ `2 j! qBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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, Q% a( |* ?7 }* i3 I+ l, G; G5) What is the strongest muscle?6 k# a/ V' C; K
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?$ y Q; Q Z9 B
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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+ O! R* h4 h! f( P7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
; k% b+ g8 s, D( L2 n9 K4 bWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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+ C/ A+ A& l6 b5 r$ ]3 F3 l8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
; a& q/ Q. a. A0 aThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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