[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job1 T9 a& Z1 Y, C' N, H; O. c5 [- c& H: l& z
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?! |# ~5 d# n& D7 f! z
a.They give like hell.
' Q6 ?( Z' i* W$ J7 m8 L" C  nb.They do not yell.
6 O, ]8 ]" h$ ^2 ]4 n8 {c.They do not tell.
+ N& A& V  i1 i0 _7 b8 x9 Fd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
- l. y$ I1 |, o( W- a HEART to love him,
2 `3 w: d' \* p0 y- a DIAMOND to marry him,
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- a SPADE to bury him!) A& x$ j1 c& v1 B3 X) t0 K. w
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?+ R# q* C- K  k+ s3 f
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?7 d+ P9 H8 ^' _) _* c" v6 }. I  R8 q
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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4 ~: b! Q+ O" w% {- a7 R6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
4 X9 n8 b8 {% x& mThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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! D: W5 U6 i9 r% x) {7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
: t& i/ G! `& w) `When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!6 r# ?+ {4 z4 m

7 ]1 h# f% T4 W5 [' ?# i# b4 r8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?, z1 Z# [1 t6 ?" R" a
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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cheers

maksim2046

that is great