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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job3 s/ p1 q. q+ m! L, `
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence; N, O4 y% B t! z- w/ q
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?7 F' p, g7 Z, B: v Y% O) ?0 p
a.They give like hell.
+ A e. s/ U* u+ a' b& }& Qb.They do not yell.# X/ K9 Z. V+ W8 g. R7 M
c.They do not tell.
! N* ?1 B6 Z# n4 _* Od.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
3 i, Q6 [8 b4 M3 ?8 I- a HEART to love him,
" y8 T2 b3 t1 ~- r& l- a DIAMOND to marry him,$ ]( {0 ]# Y5 _* N
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and$ v; w+ N8 R+ E" F
- a SPADE to bury him!
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7 J6 A. `: p' `5 l4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
& L1 b" \6 z* Y- \; nBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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/ I, P- R. M) V' S; G5 Q `5) What is the strongest muscle?
$ y3 {2 K j5 F9 E L9 V+ I. eThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!* u+ m$ H8 B X0 w/ h
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?0 N% u; ]" C7 P; N) K
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?4 m' K" o* Z9 ^; |
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!* g+ a& _# y5 j
% `3 ~8 P5 r2 M% u$ a' [8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
% o6 l( u; D/ Z6 i( @2 yThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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