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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
; V" J) [% c* }) ]# V5 y99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence0 w, i& @* D1 F. F& a
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?% l( ]/ Z' h d
a.They give like hell. * r& z6 q% f8 \' E% U
b.They do not yell.( ?8 }5 `8 f8 Y2 B* {
c.They do not tell.
) j+ b) \, H: w8 u/ `9 [; Od.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:) ?3 t) j: T N9 [
- a HEART to love him,
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- a CLUB to smash his head in, and& @7 X3 A4 C2 Y5 z9 H- I) r7 y( J2 u
- a SPADE to bury him!
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" S0 B0 f' L. x% f9 |2 l4 j4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
9 X! |. i5 P" }! OBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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6 H$ S, U/ j9 R2 d4 g1 ~7 s% ~5) What is the strongest muscle?/ }1 W4 p+ K$ f4 v' {, \
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!4 _" A5 {- y7 Y& e7 W8 R
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?0 O, e6 D2 w2 P! j
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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2 {( D, M) f0 V$ Y+ v7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?0 W) u4 l' _. h% J4 K0 {0 k* ?
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
4 q) }) W6 [- i: }4 W4 t) ]The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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