[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
1 q* L1 K) B3 I" ?99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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# S9 {6 R% }( D7 n$ z* S  ]8 _  M2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
3 N4 l* S' X! Qa.They give like hell.
, a- r4 K) {" O: R1 sb.They do not yell.: Q4 K, B. v5 u
c.They do not tell.8 A- k2 b0 V: c0 ^2 _
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.+ ~: Y" H2 V# R& |9 X
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:9 F# q4 \0 {5 Q/ R$ Y/ e
- a HEART to love him,, m( ^/ L& m7 S4 ~0 d6 {
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
, n* W$ L- ?8 A8 ^- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
" u- r; l! |6 ?& g2 y- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?& N. N3 N8 l, _" t6 o
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later0 A1 N$ w% B) V0 p; W3 L6 C$ A
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
# t- E8 i7 Y: ~* [9 [7 q" D7 WThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!' K" F+ \! w" c9 U. A
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
3 x* I% W/ b7 B- IThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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( _1 ?. q5 S7 m, L6 _% K7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?( T. u0 h' i2 n% n$ L! ^8 V
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
  A+ m3 V; j$ J+ TThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~' l. C6 `& X0 N# ]7 A0 K: Q2 Q9 P4 c2 w
keep it up~~. ^5 j! \* D' K+ ^. H9 g
cheers

maksim2046

that is great