[English]: Jokes..

小强

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: Q" x# |: i. W- R6 ^& @' ^2 {1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job8 c! B5 \0 n/ ?$ l4 k( V
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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, R. Y2 r9 Y' ?0 T" T1 P2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?( F$ r# r" c- B# S8 l" c) T
a.They give like hell. 2 b) V6 K. m" p# J
b.They do not yell.
1 ~9 u) ?" p* kc.They do not tell.. M( y- I; _3 i5 G% n
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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7 F( T3 N: k2 l, q( C* E3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
* c8 f6 }0 C6 p% ?* S- a HEART to love him,# g; W* _% }" Z% _6 C& o( h
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
& R1 g, g# z# z+ V( [# |9 ?- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
. S; a$ K& l$ j; l; ?- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?) n/ n+ o) M5 p2 F, L' |8 F+ u
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later- U" o7 ]. [( ?& I0 M( |
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
3 N8 N- X/ l0 }- RThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!* x9 T4 W+ O& [, I; ~, l' H. O

$ i8 O. v3 F/ P: N3 O; T6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
: \5 ?, W6 h: u8 |6 CThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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0 {+ ^/ B5 ~( C- [# l1 P7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
* `/ Q* O; K' D1 z# cWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!$ ?$ s. e: n7 t6 B
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?0 y3 X; H4 Q- X" g+ J' H: j: J
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
3 f  x  A- |- `! N" o8 Pkeep it up~~
% T  C4 r& _* Y" K( _cheers

maksim2046

that is great