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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1 Q: R' `$ L% ^! Z& H" z1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job' W R( Z% e3 j$ n, M
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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7 f0 f9 V5 G8 _" W2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?) I: o5 J3 m7 h; H' e% C2 r
a.They give like hell.
, t, _, B( l, }2 O Z% Z: @. c @b.They do not yell.3 q; y1 g/ y' V, n0 ^5 [. |
c.They do not tell.9 M. \9 l" H# R$ s3 y* s
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:, E/ ?9 X1 D0 }& O
- a HEART to love him,* Z7 c6 D3 {5 d' A. H7 a6 _& s
- a DIAMOND to marry him,: |4 f o1 C' I9 t5 S
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
0 a* f# t# U/ ^7 B7 ~- a SPADE to bury him!/ H& j- r+ J" l6 K
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
; Y" V! z' m7 Q p5 J pBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later3 o" {7 Y3 P7 d. f' {5 ?, O, v6 Y$ V: V, F
% c6 a( y; T: V& q# b& K5) What is the strongest muscle?
: p* ~1 j. W. u8 f' ^& F! HThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?$ a1 |; r) M+ T# q) P; w U
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
W o! d' p& A- f: Y, B, MWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!0 l+ }. m' q/ P
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?7 r2 R/ r+ l1 D3 o
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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