[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
4 z+ [+ Q3 g6 @5 F, _4 H: M99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence6 o; L9 B' e: X; |- C

, U8 b  ]8 I$ @2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?; V* r, \, D8 i) B* A7 w: Y
a.They give like hell. ( r) m6 A2 |' L0 k( W7 P5 f5 t
b.They do not yell.' ]1 J( a7 n) v* J
c.They do not tell., t" @9 S% p% n+ ?+ E$ O+ M
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell./ q" O/ @. \8 a2 i
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
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& w/ C/ I9 u% H& l; s( s- a DIAMOND to marry him,& s8 O2 w1 Q6 b) _* S
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
/ k! Z$ p$ O0 }; D1 H; R- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
% a. A: @( z; R! j7 WBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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0 o! u0 w- r/ @) Q5) What is the strongest muscle?
0 F$ b: @' k! M4 g5 {The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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" m& ~( J& \! }( I" r6 A8 j6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?/ _  l( B2 W  e! S% v2 y, a
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
& S. U  e6 G5 D: ~When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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% P" a( x" D) ?* h8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?+ a9 L, f' X' v$ E5 A1 J
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
# J4 h; V8 J& |) m# \4 i  P- J& dkeep it up~~/ }1 R( p9 v. R3 Y: U
cheers

maksim2046

that is great