香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die. % ^* h# s" m6 j/ R9 U$ [8 T! j% O9 ^/ d
甘多人死，唔见你死。   I0 L  ^+ d- ?, ~( ^0 ~
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? ! W8 B9 M3 S: E, B4 q& N
你教我以后点出嚟行? 7 z& {- q6 K' d) R6 |) g& c% G
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. / E2 R4 D8 x5 L2 @
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 # c1 {/ T* v0 |8 P( p' I" u; q$ M
4 "I saw a pork chop"
; l: x. M2 n5 }1 l1 _' q0 q5 K# B7 D0 F我见到件猪扒啊。
8 z3 R1 R# {2 u5 Are you road?
( X- c. w7 o4 w你系咪路啊？ ' V. ^/ t6 i: @; c& [
6 What the water are you?
/ X% j% v9 i' b$ j& _+ V$ k2 O你系乜水啊？ 1 X6 e  T  e" ?6 ~
7 Do you big me?
9 H) F4 a9 d! e0 J, `你大我啊？
8 b; k3 ~' A7 o9 U% E* D3 K5 C# r8 Zebra chops people. 4 D; s9 C" I& E+ l3 s9 i
班马劈友。
9 C2 a0 K, m2 ~9 [# j# \( I% L9 The king of the cutting girl. - C7 K" @" h8 Z" y( i
界女王。
# r: x9 l6 f3 m0 E+ I: k10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. , G6 w" R% b. |. ?
批我个头俾你当凳坐。 ! T" F+ n, F/ ]: g* {/ ]
11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
2 R3 d/ f& @* W1 F+ |: L你当我无到？
  E3 Y. }4 l4 R0 g12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
4 @1 x4 M$ u* v. u' u你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！
; i- |+ W- M" ~3 B13 Today I was very black son.
6 k; |0 M9 N. s今日我好黑仔。
. @" g2 [) g1 ^14 I am wearing grass.
# q0 \# _  a8 [2 f8 S5 s8 l我着紧草。   N+ C! J& j$ l5 R! n8 [% M: j# f4 o
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
! a4 u/ I1 H' d8 s* Q' ?6 b$ Q$ J你未够班同我讲数！ ' {1 ?' D# f4 ]; x2 @$ y) \2 Z
16 Two beat six. # u( O4 @' t7 V4 i
二打六
8 h: X' G: x' Z# f$ }" H6 t17 Two five son. , \; ^; q1 w6 q4 [: Y" z$ a
二五仔
# k, F- e) [+ D2 L' E+ R3 P18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　
! m$ _' U, Z5 O1 G琴琴青
2 [4 ?9 ]: x/ p" N& J& ?& h19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　
8 {. t6 F1 T8 X我俾D顏色你睇睇！
" \& {- V. |" {4 z# ~20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　
4 p. N! F! o3 n& X, I0 c$ X3 k  `' H6 T蠢蠢欲動 。 - m# d- T8 ?, G% t
21 People mountain people sea .　　　　 , F9 c5 C& K5 q: k
人山人海 。 $ \1 V7 V* b. R
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　   k. h% Y* I  b0 A
你算老幾?   S9 [8 p& h7 i; D( [
23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　 , J$ t3 S% P( ?3 `
你講乜鬼?
+ w) k- g; Y: c, u3 e24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　
6 ^3 K. J; s( d' y我驚你有牙！ ; q7 U) s4 y2 F8 i
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　
* ~8 S0 C) t  P8 |% l心花怒放。   # _2 {( L6 c1 F
Fish skin % J! D" r) K) t0 B6 d  F, k! e; V
鱼皮 。
0 p/ Q" F! u1 _- W% }* _Monster of blowing water.
% x- k2 e0 G6 o; b4 W# [吹水怪。 4 K' c: e7 z( f, j! l# P
Face green green
" ^) X: i& V8 K! |面青青。 * t; E2 E, t, q5 N2 ^5 N( L) C
You see road carefully
' m/ k( }! p9 `, `6 }+ X! Y你小心睇路
* M) W) H3 Z, D; J; f/ {You go to street carefully " ]. }/ ]9 I5 G) H
你出街小心D。
0 f8 t7 k: }1 IDo the world
$ h8 n/ Z* h# M1 p* c做世界 。
6 t: h# ?/ ~! C' T4 SBig tea rice 9 q- R0 S7 x$ s! q
大茶饭 。
( h! f% q6 s' SAmerican chinese not enough. 1 L: r; w2 V! S1 N
美中不足。 / d2 ]6 e/ v  _3 j
King eight egg.
, K5 H& Y- e$ w  X王八蛋
+ g& f* z( ~+ V' D0 t6 L9 Q! ?High hand. , x! D$ n. D# s7 j2 c; D9 I: D
高手
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0 ^2 y# W+ T$ TOld dot. 1 P( P4 A& I5 e" n' e: d
老点
5 |5 d( q% q% K5 a( ^; Q) k8 sOne old water   w1 d/ `2 l) i. b
一旧水
- U/ w" X8 P, z, ]. JI know your mouse. ( f7 R: ^2 D, n; f% d8 O
我识你老鼠！ 2 x' U( i( u0 J+ y
Measure water/Pound water. ( ?. g- }0 P! ]) c! T+ F) Z8 {/ z
磅水 : V6 V2 b% K! d( [, g
A dragon service.
, d; i: c' m$ v/ H一条龙服务
  f( m$ K4 i, [6 H( W" m, SPump water.
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. ' E0 q* t) J! @3 n
我吹鸡打你班友。 ; T2 G) |! F6 b
You jump building. & w, a! U  ?; u; W! E* P
你跳楼啦。
4 D3 E" q2 ?' B  i& g4 T- ~0 pYou come back home and eat banana + U, P# M5 W2 c8 r0 G
你返屋企食蕉啦
: n/ X8 f3 l- N8 A+ g' `I give you a hair. 6 N  H5 M. ]- ?
我俾条毛你ar! * q: c: f* E/ q# o5 N" ^
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Collect skin ( J$ f% L, N3 e8 O# a- k$ G
收皮 ! P- Z+ k; ~% u) [! k' O1 [* l* o
Collect father
3 h, {4 w& r4 M; Y/ h7 y收爹 " E9 \0 T3 H- ]" P) k
You give me collect father. : {1 q: \. Q3 u+ m; g/ g9 H  V+ S
你同我收爹！ % y5 M7 B) b9 \, I
Laugh die me.
3 R/ ?, X! q9 {& c  l笑死我。
+ y9 f. e8 m- Q( ^5 sYou give me stop.
( S  i8 ~4 J2 l5 C8 Y0 Y$ W5 m$ Q你同我企系度。
& J2 U& G+ m& x7 c% T- cEight woman
7 j$ h$ y' i$ n' a4 y/ L3 ?/ x八婆
0 f8 Q" g& w$ v9 }, v$ xEight woman,you are good!
$ x7 G) |+ g# r7 q' U八婆，你好o野! ; S8 o, G+ T* N" I( }
What the spring do you do?
: E, [! N; a. F' F2 P/ i4 `你搞乜春啊? 5 n; O5 f. |, n$ Q# E7 }$ ~
A dog of eating dung
9 }( _" N/ H9 J$ X$ i- ]6 j" u( W; L食屎狗 ! ^  M2 _7 |+ C$ K
A ghost of ass 3 x6 O2 }$ i5 S, ]
屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....
% Y9 |6 ]: D) ]( l9 z都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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4 `5 j; F9 p4 o/ X! itotally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......: a- D2 F! H( h1 e
this is not hong kong style english.....9 F$ Q3 b9 `9 i; p4 I; @8 ~" D
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....; E  \6 z) S% y5 e: g  H! E. {
i've already ban this shit...7 J( M* H" a9 @& R$ O4 A' r
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.