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1 So many people die, never see you die. 2 W" s8 p5 B# K! P2 m( J6 h2 V
甘多人死,唔见你死。 " O) r# A3 w* p+ T0 q2 N+ l$ a
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
3 h* W, r5 Y! M& x, k+ B3 z$ Q4 c你教我以后点出嚟行?   q% T* f* _' k$ Q3 s
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. * A5 o: M- q  t2 F( f1 Q  k4 N
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 : v9 Q: u, d: m6 s6 D) v1 j
4 "I saw a pork chop"
5 j* u1 R+ |: _8 C  O# m/ B2 _我见到件猪扒啊。 ; H7 @$ z7 _9 [* j$ P: s
5 Are you road? - F  u% p! z- z& M8 H8 {
你系咪路啊? 4 D8 f; U0 V+ {9 o6 X3 Z3 g4 h+ q
6 What the water are you?
. o: i# o8 F0 R& V' S你系乜水啊?
) s) \4 Z  p0 Z( W4 M7 Do you big me?
; P9 W4 x6 c; H- w* ~/ n: q3 t' V6 Q你大我啊? $ A! r( A+ m( @( J$ w6 ]
8 Zebra chops people. 7 h" s0 N2 \" Y% O) Y7 r  i
班马劈友。
: R2 c- Z! N  a0 P! v# D+ {9 The king of the cutting girl.
2 y' d- o& o1 W) R- r; U* R! e* y) D' ^界女王。 1 g" j* n' Y- P6 v4 g) N: u
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. " [1 q* E; j6 F7 Y$ N( t
批我个头俾你当凳坐。
9 [+ J4 w# i* }4 |- P11 Do you think me didn't arrive? 5 F1 \2 f8 }+ d. S7 x1 R
你当我无到? 2 X8 G3 Y/ R" q8 \" Q- z
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. & a# F& m2 G: s: e
你有种,我会俾D颜色你睇,兄弟,同我一齐上! ) S! D6 u4 f: g6 X0 v
13 Today I was very black son. 4 f0 E: {; J4 p6 O  o- @3 P6 E+ G
今日我好黑仔。 : A( F2 M- d! {5 q- _7 `
14 I am wearing grass. ! E; E. [  G7 b
我着紧草。 8 b6 K/ \6 w  R1 n2 I5 E7 p9 X% h: b6 T
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! ! c7 w3 a& f4 G6 @$ r0 T+ [
你未够班同我讲数! - l/ P% f+ F- e7 w3 {+ M. F
16 Two beat six.
1 ?3 |  q% [! H5 N" [, u& f" S( N二打六
7 [/ H$ V' |0 n3 I/ r17 Two five son.   i# C( ~7 a' j5 H' r7 ^
二五仔 / a- j4 [) H8 A' J8 j7 b
18 Piano piano green.          
2 U; |1 u3 ?8 X! b( e: O4 N( e- E5 ?4 `琴琴青 ; p& X9 J4 z2 T7 W' ~+ }& J# b
19 I give you some colour to see see.     
! O" u0 D/ c$ S, W6 B3 S) v- V3 D1 r6 n我俾D顏色你睇睇!
2 i( r5 ]& t8 H% W( S4 F: R8 V$ C/ i20 Stupid stupid want to move .     
1 m$ j, Z$ b2 f+ F# C蠢蠢欲動 。
. g6 j2 u0 R# o4 V21 People mountain people sea .    
- m* I8 W7 \: T  R0 p; h% R人山人海 。 0 t, T' }- }7 P0 P
22 How senior are you?         
4 [9 I( G6 m! G8 [你算老幾?
+ k+ A' n2 S; M! g( m4 w23 What the ghost are you talk?     7 i4 U4 P0 H; u" P& P' R
你講乜鬼? ; f0 l7 d- d: K" i
24 I fear that you have teeth.         
0 T. }" e6 i8 v  x我驚你有牙! 0 ]  U: W2 e; H, A9 M
25 Heart flower angry open.      
, E9 [+ ]" d% t4 C; u心花怒放。   
6 T# \7 }) Q5 YFish skin
2 ?* [, Z8 h4 U5 _( o. @3 K鱼皮 。 ' M3 e- r' J% W
Monster of blowing water.   Z  S9 G& y% F+ ?1 a8 [6 T
吹水怪。 0 a' I1 y! ]0 Y; a& G# O+ b
Face green green
4 k3 H8 j7 @& u; s8 r" v4 G面青青。
9 Z0 S* H4 x6 E& mYou see road carefully ! k4 U; O3 `" r  S
你小心睇路 , P7 E# d1 `, V1 R) P/ p
You go to street carefully
/ x' X2 n9 u1 V; O6 C你出街小心D。 9 k; w( F3 f8 z
Do the world
6 u; N: r. k: H6 f% [+ X! h做世界 。 2 v. O: W& {. X
Big tea rice
9 i4 y; ^. I/ n# W/ |$ {大茶饭 。
, ?, Z* Z7 }' @4 l$ ~7 c, `9 l& uAmerican chinese not enough. 8 O5 {& ]5 `+ A% l9 L
美中不足。 ; V- v. D5 ]( N6 G1 N1 e
King eight egg.
$ _  i8 j6 b* `7 u) ]  E王八蛋 6 V% J: L0 e3 {/ M% }% }8 a2 R
High hand.
- m  [2 V9 @% ]  @6 V高手
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! ]* L7 _: k: b7 Y6 m; t- Z0 D6 dOld dot.
5 j) n% W- ]+ \老点 ! s, u0 A' U+ J& ~3 R2 Q' }/ @
One old water : k3 `! d$ I1 y* [4 s5 ?
一旧水
( r4 z. e  O. n* l  c1 i0 SI know your mouse. + O8 v4 K4 T! N
我识你老鼠! ( v4 H7 h" R, a6 H3 `" ~' t
Measure water/Pound water. # P8 U* @7 f4 `/ e6 L
磅水
% B$ T+ K5 }- H* BA dragon service.
7 m5 `$ n" j4 A$ i2 d+ d一条龙服务 , [( x6 F2 D: M  o( }+ t
Pump water.
2 F7 z$ N8 n/ ]  _3 W( N****
2 E6 Q- v( W( S9 [1 gI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. , F# H& K# Z) \9 F
我吹鸡打你班友。 $ D  h  ]  L# K. J2 _( [4 X
You jump building. * h, l  d/ o- v9 s5 [6 R& t- P
你跳楼啦。
* K  h2 z  b0 `You come back home and eat banana 4 j  o/ c- I. R3 Q6 I
你返屋企食蕉啦 # x2 e( i0 \# S" O: ?( L
I give you a hair.
: S0 W7 f4 I' H9 k& {* \我俾条毛你ar!
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# m5 y8 u" A" N( ~; e+ S1 F6 W* J7 FCollect skin 8 S0 m- X( Q& m9 j. R- ]) P- q% \
收皮 7 j! B7 ~' c9 u
Collect father
. b5 y# G8 P- w9 K& Y( g- e收爹 " J  W, r# p* {7 p1 n
You give me collect father.
: k* ^( b9 V# u5 R( y  ^4 ~( I你同我收爹!
. |$ ~$ s7 r4 b& iLaugh die me. 7 ^2 K  |. T' d% \+ d$ u: U6 d
笑死我。 7 J' D( j$ H$ R2 F2 m
You give me stop.
. X+ `8 C6 T  W你同我企系度。
( z% E1 |! ?4 |; K5 nEight woman , e4 `, c0 h7 w$ [9 ]$ {/ v
八婆 ) L5 A) C( W0 {4 f
Eight woman,you are good! 5 B  o9 s3 U, Y. F
八婆,你好o野! - B. K; r+ l( P! U. q( J# L
What the spring do you do? # U. J9 J6 K. n& D& ~$ V5 L1 ^
你搞乜春啊?
- {% {, j4 d& w. G3 P' F( }6 n9 rA dog of eating dung
) t6 o9 I8 ~  x5 T, B8 U食屎狗 0 C% n% G8 Q; X0 b# B
A ghost of ass
: p! w( o0 t4 p+ q屎忽鬼
Can't believe..
有d真喺幾有創意.....
/ s! M) V. e2 h2 f5 c( \  W0 R都幾有趣呀...哈哈
有d就連香港人都唔明白!
無言......
好无言,但有好好笑
真係好特色0既英語咯!
本帖最後由 J.T. 於 2009-10-18 12:22 PM 編輯 , f7 [  @) j6 l9 R2 y3 U
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totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......
2 u) k, g: s0 Fthis is not hong kong style english.....
" J9 Y* m. {. Z5 Q; \# ?0 a: `this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....
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i've already ban this shit...% i7 P; N1 V6 g8 z5 Y" q6 U2 Y
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!
唔信香港人會明呢d英文
Just a joke.  Don't believe it.
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