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1 So many people die, never see you die.
9 p# |' f* g# X: T% V- u3 `2 ?  @甘多人死,唔见你死。
$ b0 P7 @  E- L+ I& I2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
7 t2 f- T. N- H, }* N你教我以后点出嚟行? ) b+ E/ q7 D0 M! {" g, s
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
' Q2 \) N. o- C, Y如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。
* @/ V( o: X' @' W% N% D0 r4 "I saw a pork chop"
8 M9 C3 H- w+ c5 v" L' g我见到件猪扒啊。 7 @' D. w% l9 D
5 Are you road?
/ _8 u9 i5 r, V8 S) r+ P( x你系咪路啊? 1 [. R2 i* @' ]' |: b
6 What the water are you?
) z  k, S% l2 c( f! ]$ l  J2 j你系乜水啊?
, Q7 a5 d. m; R" E- h" P7 Do you big me? % x) _' ^) u  z+ ]4 w. F" Y
你大我啊?
+ ?) x* O9 A( U, C, x8 Zebra chops people. 7 T6 f: l+ G/ O3 x0 Y7 K; i
班马劈友。
8 Q' n9 Q1 P: b6 n+ l( A9 The king of the cutting girl.
8 a/ E. T+ G3 d) `# [界女王。 3 I& P" n+ V- z0 i
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
3 C1 I4 m  _, |4 H2 z0 T批我个头俾你当凳坐。 6 b& x5 \( Z" C4 ?/ t+ z4 [: {
11 Do you think me didn't arrive? ! `  R1 p) O  Q. T2 E, S0 C6 A
你当我无到? . J" U5 i# E( E, D0 J
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
/ M6 W5 Q7 @5 l! o# C你有种,我会俾D颜色你睇,兄弟,同我一齐上!
  _' Z; E9 F: J1 q4 E+ f13 Today I was very black son. 6 x: B7 H3 `0 G- ~
今日我好黑仔。 8 e, Y( R" `: N( k7 @
14 I am wearing grass. 0 h# E4 J5 ^1 C1 a" w0 k
我着紧草。 , @9 b' U4 t0 o, ^
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
  h/ q. [2 w# b: ]) O% m) t; v2 g  @% ?你未够班同我讲数!
+ x9 u( C3 ~/ N% M' b! Z16 Two beat six. 6 F1 i) T/ ?) G  F3 F* Q
二打六
8 h9 M8 G6 P2 [; F6 q  {17 Two five son. 7 n( L  s4 D; \* U! _
二五仔 * T& l% U# M3 }
18 Piano piano green.          
7 Y0 {/ Y. a. d* Y0 P! k琴琴青
+ p# j# E+ J$ F; u19 I give you some colour to see see.      4 A& Z+ N: u* v* x& P
我俾D顏色你睇睇!
2 ?0 H* E* A" `20 Stupid stupid want to move .     
  }- y- R2 u8 }# O& m: |蠢蠢欲動 。 ) v" I, F5 D# ?
21 People mountain people sea .    
" B# K: ~. z- _# e. `6 c人山人海 。 ( g) u' x5 s1 ~) ~! {: ]! N
22 How senior are you?         
$ f9 A8 L! S, J* ?1 D( I# E+ V你算老幾?
1 j' @' \) Z/ c% ~23 What the ghost are you talk?    
( ?( S& G, T* G. q4 ?你講乜鬼?
4 m: O& Z8 ~$ t1 a7 X6 i2 Q- A2 H- k# G24 I fear that you have teeth.         
" n; R  O' r' r0 g我驚你有牙!
: Z; v: T0 g9 F- Q9 y6 q! h3 `25 Heart flower angry open.       0 K' w8 Y4 F  u9 A
心花怒放。   - M/ f) u  r# n, |( u& A! F, A% {
Fish skin
" J+ m: X, `* v0 T鱼皮 。
; I* [+ f% x9 N2 M" p- K. WMonster of blowing water.
' ]9 S" Z# D2 s吹水怪。
( P- e) q* S8 H8 z! o. W+ z5 ~& ?Face green green
) s0 @7 ?# y/ a" o! x  z面青青。
& D6 y1 ^  \7 a% p7 `You see road carefully 4 ^  S/ M% U5 B8 d
你小心睇路 ' c" B7 _: g' }' c8 S
You go to street carefully
/ s8 Y" d: R# t5 Z3 I! S你出街小心D。
# y8 I! H8 Q- i& yDo the world
" n7 H5 c. e! b+ @% y9 \做世界 。 ; `9 W: s' J$ b- g1 |
Big tea rice 1 @* W& z1 o# P$ J3 W
大茶饭 。 6 \2 |! N- a7 D  }7 T8 L
American chinese not enough.
7 |0 C; _3 N- h+ W1 f美中不足。
+ w6 S# a$ d0 bKing eight egg.
' n  K0 `% Z' i& N8 K. H# N王八蛋 * x8 B. x1 L# e# X4 ~+ j: Z
High hand. ; X% ?$ E& _2 R  X' r' w
高手 9 z- k5 e# j. H

! h4 [6 X0 f. t( B) P1 ]7 oOld dot.
" V: N* _0 ]; B5 G! `: Z) M8 o  t1 M1 s老点
+ T5 v# M8 d7 E% j; c% [One old water
" n, s; D; S. F一旧水 ( c# Z5 L. L; `  t( d( f
I know your mouse. 0 P# U8 H$ c. p  k
我识你老鼠! , {* f" c% T4 a8 B- R& |  j4 h
Measure water/Pound water. ; ~: a7 e1 U0 h
磅水
+ d, J% c/ e' N. R7 V. |! b) xA dragon service.
+ R1 f7 @# W! S# o7 F# J一条龙服务
5 f# Q# U4 W, ]( d3 {Pump water.
/ J% m- `# @8 \5 W- u**** $ g# @; {& T& Y6 L  j. R) K( g/ |
I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
. H4 _) `, {0 N) K# ^我吹鸡打你班友。 0 D4 F7 S- f  }' Q
You jump building. 0 ?: E; r7 a/ p0 Z; T& E2 ?$ @2 W, I
你跳楼啦。
# n4 m0 p, Z: E4 r8 R) ], p5 LYou come back home and eat banana
" d) }/ E+ U0 m0 Y& Z) T2 F你返屋企食蕉啦
2 m$ _- @$ v, n4 PI give you a hair. 2 t5 H+ U% Q5 z
我俾条毛你ar! * d) `$ G- A6 K/ l0 M/ `

, ~4 N2 g$ Q; E* M( f* i# |Collect skin # l- F$ h6 \( s0 {/ t+ i
收皮
& X) R" i* L5 U1 k! {8 F0 yCollect father
8 F7 o6 `' e& P# ]3 Y收爹
" R+ V  r* y" f( X+ T7 bYou give me collect father. # ~( {0 n2 [) C
你同我收爹!
5 N' u# K5 ^6 Q9 G, aLaugh die me. - y: p7 G& N9 ]+ b! b
笑死我。
6 Z$ Y8 O, g2 Z- yYou give me stop.
! ?( r9 n! {6 g9 `' {( X你同我企系度。 - Q. X6 D$ R4 ]+ q
Eight woman
8 T+ q7 U" o$ A/ Y/ |1 y( u八婆
& `+ ^9 U! u5 S# `5 f1 OEight woman,you are good! " X0 I1 B: u" e, C
八婆,你好o野! 1 C. ^4 [' D! |
What the spring do you do? 4 J0 k; @* _1 S% \
你搞乜春啊? ! Y# j' o+ Q  \/ v
A dog of eating dung " x+ h5 g& {$ F; ?( f& J0 g
食屎狗   H& c, _# s6 z
A ghost of ass
! C# Y1 i+ K& e% [& b; I) W屎忽鬼
Can't believe..
有d真喺幾有創意.....3 U- \% e. n/ h$ K% g/ \8 \$ L
都幾有趣呀...哈哈
有d就連香港人都唔明白!
無言......
好无言,但有好好笑
真係好特色0既英語咯!
本帖最後由 J.T. 於 2009-10-18 12:22 PM 編輯 : v# g8 e# b; [/ @5 E
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totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......9 S+ ]: _$ Z% h* |2 @
this is not hong kong style english.....
' M% M9 \9 @4 X( t4 |$ O5 ?- vthis nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....
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i've already ban this shit...! F* B; V# h. v8 I* e
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!
唔信香港人會明呢d英文
Just a joke.  Don't believe it.
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