香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die. : L3 [1 ?* P' H8 d4 B: g
甘多人死，唔见你死。
- ~  _( [, B% u2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
' i- K# I1 h5 C  v+ i' [你教我以后点出嚟行?
& B  _- G. H; l; c2 V3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. / @3 _5 d- l' K! b- r) A1 T7 j2 U
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 ) I* W) ^6 x7 |* I& s8 M. t
4 "I saw a pork chop" * O3 d8 D5 }% L
我见到件猪扒啊。 ( \4 e/ `0 C8 g+ d  |2 z' J
5 Are you road?   V6 E: I+ w# f7 q
你系咪路啊？
/ L8 r6 A9 }9 E% C' X6 What the water are you?
" Y/ [4 b5 w8 `8 Q你系乜水啊？
5 x% @) y9 X. ]3 |, p; k# L7 Do you big me?
" D) q% n6 k) d: `- L- @: G& r你大我啊？
8 P+ E0 t6 r0 X+ a- L! J: `8 Zebra chops people. 1 M3 _7 J2 @4 C3 G1 \
班马劈友。 ! z% Q! }, {, ^7 f- G
9 The king of the cutting girl.
  [1 w0 V0 \' B! D界女王。 9 Q2 v" [/ R6 q0 f  ^! w. S
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. 8 T' N4 A0 w4 [  K# s
批我个头俾你当凳坐。
, N; O! F7 x  w8 a+ d11 Do you think me didn't arrive? 6 Y* M6 G; i6 L  O$ J# W# n# r
你当我无到？ 5 m  U; R0 p! a% {+ L( x) l9 C. F
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
6 n) W( x* S3 \8 ~你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！
5 Z1 F2 e& v+ x! }0 k13 Today I was very black son.
' T" {6 x' o6 L0 K8 [今日我好黑仔。 3 `: G* d* w/ e
14 I am wearing grass. ( J# ~) k; d# [5 F# n" P  C: E& y- ~
我着紧草。 6 M+ k$ S) h6 {% i  [
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! & o& S: L2 F5 J& K; Z  r$ x' p
你未够班同我讲数！
! S, X! ^4 \8 B* B$ V16 Two beat six.
1 e( p  c7 G9 d二打六 $ H2 ^! A! w2 }+ E5 ]
17 Two five son. 0 l" P- b' g5 u7 U1 d& q3 ]. F
二五仔 * \( T1 ]# a: I: [+ u
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　
* f. ]+ g. q' U- P* ]5 |1 \琴琴青 ( w- c$ B4 B4 O% E, F
19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　 1 J, B' ^5 T9 F* K9 a+ U+ t2 n
我俾D顏色你睇睇！
( Z7 u, D: M+ c20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　
3 g5 Q. o& L1 A蠢蠢欲動 。 " p' n# a; ?1 O, ?- C! d
21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
& w+ I. j1 Y- o5 k' Y' G) m$ b人山人海 。
0 t+ E' O5 Q) Q! r# L9 x22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　
0 v! W& q. ^$ \9 i! m你算老幾? ; t. d3 M2 o! X' n, o. A
23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　
4 e9 |0 G3 d; [, u% y' `. o  w你講乜鬼? 5 ^8 R5 U, L, Q# @2 U" Z! @; Y
24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　
7 G0 Z7 e4 ~3 ~7 L$ O, v9 f我驚你有牙！ ' n% @4 N1 |( h( K" G
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　
7 q. X8 M. v  p心花怒放。   
7 h* k0 G& ?2 Q5 {8 y0 U8 TFish skin 7 W9 }, m' [, ?, l  W0 ]. k' m
鱼皮 。
4 v6 s, Z, @9 b) sMonster of blowing water. , z' t  F! B+ k3 @7 ?8 |. U
吹水怪。 / \& D. C+ M( l7 {
Face green green ( Q6 c% |; k- N! t0 k" o% V
面青青。
! N# n# v  F1 G' ^2 z7 z% I( m5 GYou see road carefully
9 Y  Y8 c4 @+ u) Q2 {! a7 o+ g你小心睇路 . M2 B! U( _6 |7 d8 n' k6 }
You go to street carefully 6 |9 I. u/ m+ M# H$ n# P
你出街小心D。 # P+ P7 A/ S9 Z9 C1 a) I
Do the world
: U4 _8 L8 I6 e$ d) h做世界 。 : l# i) W' g& e0 }: R# L  V0 s
Big tea rice
* ]3 ^" X6 N! y大茶饭 。 2 Z/ M9 {* h" D3 s8 \9 v/ E
American chinese not enough.
7 F. o. j: ^8 o- v' O% @( x  k( i1 k# d美中不足。
1 X" I6 {* F9 N4 b0 lKing eight egg.
2 a0 X; B+ c. a& U$ q& x王八蛋
& f+ ?+ q! M! A' D+ VHigh hand.
1 i1 V" {$ n# n. F( p# r' x' A高手
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" n. f4 S- L1 U) sOld dot. ; U4 o6 d+ I  L) X% s$ G! Q& E1 o2 _! M% v
老点
$ v7 \% W2 m. P6 L4 eOne old water
) ?# M- `  s6 W, D0 K一旧水
. ]2 J# u! {$ J0 K% Z6 P- II know your mouse. 2 ?2 [3 I! k3 ~9 \7 |( A7 V- X
我识你老鼠！ & H7 {2 j% Q: W+ d
Measure water/Pound water.
) m+ a  \( h! ~* q% L0 ?磅水 8 o6 X5 l+ n: }) C
A dragon service.
; ]# W- P- M6 u" }一条龙服务 - i+ q# ]5 e$ v! s8 M" @4 I  Y
Pump water. % l  n2 j- ?9 B4 W- {# E: d" x$ S
**** 9 n! r7 b- o* N9 x3 {
I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. : n" E! T5 Y. j/ |- S- u
我吹鸡打你班友。 , N/ r: Q  N. x. G# c
You jump building. . o' D* \# M. Z0 W8 n" a7 t
你跳楼啦。
9 k5 s- A# @1 `7 b* G! CYou come back home and eat banana 5 N& _/ k  K2 P/ m3 s8 }
你返屋企食蕉啦
) c: ?4 B& W7 V9 |) m1 R" oI give you a hair.   X3 x; n2 }- ]4 z9 B0 c
我俾条毛你ar!
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Collect skin
$ L# v* X6 N7 R6 y- O0 ]8 ]6 f, z收皮
9 J( h$ T# t+ x) O, V0 y" ~1 }Collect father & y$ r! q0 t8 ?- i
收爹
1 x; @6 Q5 L3 g& o6 VYou give me collect father. ' [, f# ^& |$ u9 B% x1 R! d
你同我收爹！
9 k* ^1 n( h# ~4 X' KLaugh die me. 7 e9 ]! _5 O$ B3 R& y7 Z
笑死我。   F1 }0 \# g. T
You give me stop. & T7 W( |* g5 V, B: @
你同我企系度。 , m' p) y$ U- i6 X6 e0 A
Eight woman
& n' x3 u- F. G, Z0 R" ^八婆
& v! l( e; l& S. U9 f, kEight woman,you are good! . X. H& D- E9 v
八婆，你好o野! 3 c2 m# ?3 F0 l% X
What the spring do you do?
5 J- v) C% t. S! x, A  S4 i你搞乜春啊? 9 `, C% J& \& l$ {3 X) f) o9 y% T
A dog of eating dung
' T( U+ x- C/ i) U食屎狗 ; x5 p. X2 E- V
A ghost of ass 2 y$ v, [+ Z( a$ F2 S7 D5 j
屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....5 e) I" x3 R3 `  V
都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this....../ t. a+ g  C, d
this is not hong kong style english.....
  F" U- d  @' M5 `$ hthis nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....
2 Y$ `! v7 G5 b) P! K: d8 ?- ~i've already ban this shit...! O, A' x  D: K0 L7 r
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.