香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die. + V: @3 y$ W7 U$ Q+ T6 N% R
甘多人死，唔见你死。
$ Z) t1 M( T: B6 F* D2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? $ r! R0 ^. T4 r2 r+ d- V- j  y
你教我以后点出嚟行? - i. G7 M8 E$ A( A8 G
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. ) |6 G9 Y& Z& Z) J
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 " T0 y0 B4 K3 m, B8 q4 c
4 "I saw a pork chop" $ p: d6 \4 ]; @$ V
我见到件猪扒啊。 ; O) `9 z5 _- v" \
5 Are you road?
. d7 e% C+ Z8 s. Q# n你系咪路啊？ 8 t, L) E+ C6 _
6 What the water are you? - f9 B' Z+ l6 M" e2 j
你系乜水啊？
1 k6 t+ v$ o/ T8 H  A7 Do you big me? 7 }, S. w% x: p: s5 q, D
你大我啊？ 7 U' v) I( R5 ]; B$ H
8 Zebra chops people.
8 L. D5 @* u+ N+ d班马劈友。 6 P8 m7 a4 _& K8 s" @
9 The king of the cutting girl.
0 n% }( O/ p! L8 l+ O+ p4 `( _) M界女王。 ' R6 v/ t6 R0 i) o, P
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
0 h. y, s6 V& ?8 P7 ]3 e' i2 r+ t批我个头俾你当凳坐。 ! B! n1 }/ D, b
11 Do you think me didn't arrive? ) _  H% ~  w% W. N8 n. ^
你当我无到？ * w! K, o1 ~4 f3 {( Q+ }
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. % Z8 @/ E; K. l  B+ E' R* g/ t
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ " U/ M6 Y( b$ L+ B
13 Today I was very black son. + A6 ~* Q* x. d) P8 @; |! v( Q
今日我好黑仔。
- k: [. u, {  n! n9 r14 I am wearing grass. * ^, C0 T0 R3 G$ H$ Y1 I3 B+ X4 z
我着紧草。 / g; j. z: d/ O. m  c
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
5 w5 X4 i& l+ M" |* o1 ?你未够班同我讲数！ # t- {& l; q2 y. m" b
16 Two beat six.
4 J$ b5 Q( F7 G7 h6 K' A4 _二打六 / H/ N( U- w& e
17 Two five son. 1 K7 S6 n- C* E8 d/ d4 y
二五仔 7 b. W0 U+ Z! C+ e7 ^! q2 [3 H
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　 / A: ], J3 S7 N8 F! [
琴琴青
2 X* p2 z9 z. A! D( J: Z19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　
' b4 R6 s- f/ S" A7 l  N: A我俾D顏色你睇睇！
7 P' K& i5 a% T8 t1 I2 P! d* b) J) x20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　 8 _5 ]0 D. R# f8 n) T
蠢蠢欲動 。 # x5 ?! M" f, T$ u
21 People mountain people sea .　　　　 5 r+ p' W4 e# n! n7 `
人山人海 。 : n( }" y2 X, y' r: D" d  m
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　
! h" A4 f* `& L( k你算老幾? * d* o& a) G& F0 ~8 i" d3 w
23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　 3 g( {0 [# p$ Z4 d! k
你講乜鬼?
/ D. U" s2 V) d( e8 k7 x7 S24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　
* W6 R( X& s/ A2 m+ z) A: t我驚你有牙！
8 X2 F, U# _' T- E& B1 a: \) ~$ j! r25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　 # ?7 B. B' p' n7 d8 \" A
心花怒放。   
( V, b, x6 i- Z% S' C1 aFish skin * a1 w+ d0 L3 M' H
鱼皮 。 + p! [! }# \& f) U
Monster of blowing water. 3 _+ y" f1 ?) W1 K5 ?/ A- ^
吹水怪。 , m. f6 M( B% z! v
Face green green 6 g9 g. b* g6 O
面青青。 ! O. |0 F! H( R
You see road carefully
$ v$ o! w, y: G2 C) c! _你小心睇路
0 o0 J$ }( J' |* s. o' N7 d* O+ PYou go to street carefully ) L0 `  Y, s& j9 ?& }
你出街小心D。
& Y8 g1 \. S+ _0 Z, xDo the world
+ J# W& s; e: O) V4 b5 b8 Q3 n做世界 。 $ c8 ^8 r! ~6 r( Y' A% V5 I
Big tea rice - D/ G6 r2 Y9 c( T- ^! u" j$ Z' y
大茶饭 。
3 g* [  [) I/ |/ ~8 ~American chinese not enough. $ D4 S- h8 n+ W( ~2 J
美中不足。
( ]: Y: Z7 M2 `/ @3 d# v6 r6 F, |King eight egg.
3 e. \$ V" n* v, r3 \- E王八蛋 ( V' C; _3 C) e! W' K( m! j/ x
High hand. 0 [# O5 }/ `: @5 w+ Y1 K7 }7 N
高手
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, N' t: s8 s- ?6 DOld dot.   c9 f+ ]0 Q; e! L
老点
* G& }# b* T/ O. g* ?: EOne old water : P5 }  z7 s2 j4 z% ], `) ]7 {8 F
一旧水 5 a! A0 m* `  _& `& j% Q
I know your mouse.
8 m/ L  s2 }1 c) w我识你老鼠！ - a) J+ S$ v  M0 i" z
Measure water/Pound water. ; p3 y* ?0 l' `+ F2 @8 P7 m; n
磅水 : N) k' y0 i+ G1 y- H3 j& v" O
A dragon service. 8 ?1 O9 L/ Y6 v5 d5 `5 }* Y
一条龙服务 1 X* @5 a2 P- w8 x( R- |
Pump water. ! {. c$ p( @. N, b
**** & I, f& C! s7 A& t2 q8 s
I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 3 P, E$ i) ~5 \1 s5 t  L+ D
我吹鸡打你班友。 5 \1 w$ k6 V! y
You jump building.
- `/ W# R$ \1 l: n4 {# p你跳楼啦。 + V& E/ r3 ?5 |2 B$ a+ \
You come back home and eat banana 1 X2 O7 N" B# A9 W% |& P! x
你返屋企食蕉啦 + V# h' {$ e. o$ Z1 \7 J" I
I give you a hair. $ Z- H; X, o6 T( y
我俾条毛你ar!
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( z0 H/ h3 Z0 c) dCollect skin
: x. C* Y. r5 i$ A; \; c$ ^  Y' y收皮
; F% F8 p6 H4 J3 [0 W- H0 ICollect father 0 v$ v6 x/ E3 O/ K$ ^1 C2 b
收爹
: B: n' M9 B6 `. OYou give me collect father. + M2 j# N6 Z9 W
你同我收爹！ / [6 n, B$ ~5 ~3 n
Laugh die me. * F* N7 P: k' g, q, g% ]& v: o7 D
笑死我。
0 Z+ c8 Y) F7 @0 C  x9 i' t& n7 ?/ rYou give me stop.
; P- L7 y$ \! E$ U3 t你同我企系度。
$ l1 L2 r. q4 m# v# ~' d8 i8 [Eight woman 6 P5 f- |/ B+ ]7 E2 L, y
八婆 ! \1 p7 ]0 z9 \% a4 p. n
Eight woman,you are good!
6 N3 q' c& O9 ~, r- E2 ~八婆，你好o野! . m  k" p4 [& J$ _& b
What the spring do you do?
: L* m6 B7 n. o( n* w- S2 y. v你搞乜春啊?
. Y* a1 |2 P$ O2 ~A dog of eating dung : A7 s! j7 u# M# i9 W( B$ N
食屎狗
4 [( w& W& H& I7 F3 [/ uA ghost of ass
4 Y; J1 @* r: _( V; ^屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....
% t3 z  b: }; [& g都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......6 c2 Y# @6 N# r: R) {  h
this is not hong kong style english.....
  F& _8 a& t( Tthis nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....
0 w) y. j7 h8 h/ M( p' k& pi've already ban this shit...
' C0 V- I* G8 Adon't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.