香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die.
. u/ [& R- ^, u. Q甘多人死，唔见你死。 7 h1 ]  t9 e2 e. f
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
5 s& j1 P& z6 t/ s; |. e- v你教我以后点出嚟行? + ~; [2 l" e4 p6 Z: [9 L
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. : n  N' K2 V# }3 \4 X/ O3 w5 U  T
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。
% Z7 n. |) r, Z% N5 U5 {4 "I saw a pork chop" 7 L; b. l3 s- J( I  n# V% S7 d1 S# c/ o
我见到件猪扒啊。
9 @7 S8 d9 n: U( o4 {. A2 n" ^5 Are you road? " d) q; H! Y3 a. f% R
你系咪路啊？ # f2 e6 r2 \' W+ P- i8 z
6 What the water are you?
) B9 |' K4 F/ @/ f1 _你系乜水啊？ ( A' n! R4 V' d1 t' o
7 Do you big me? ; D) t1 K, o7 z; k3 b0 ]' ^
你大我啊？
* {" X# E; X% j+ c# o8 Zebra chops people. , s) Q, n6 P) Y4 h9 ?! F# l( O+ q( V4 o
班马劈友。
' C. F6 _% N' r  [9 The king of the cutting girl.
# {! T0 g  O8 g; T1 V$ n& s( k界女王。
$ z7 J7 r8 c' r, B  J' I1 q10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
  ?- H- Q) l: C+ Y' s( d批我个头俾你当凳坐。
1 I+ l# [. D- G5 S, Q4 b! ]11 Do you think me didn't arrive? 1 [! I* u# O* y( O7 h  \
你当我无到？ * \: S4 p& q" O: F* U1 T
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
/ a: a( F* n$ a. u7 G你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ 1 X# K; j; Y2 R9 X) y% I
13 Today I was very black son. / ]4 {+ {( s/ l
今日我好黑仔。
5 a) E  a5 T: t5 N14 I am wearing grass.
! x. t* f4 i( N) u* d0 h0 ^我着紧草。 + ]! s% j$ X  B; f* o
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
& o( j' O# n: a! E你未够班同我讲数！ 5 `8 x  ?" k* x0 w1 m& D
16 Two beat six. + v. j; T& Q; k
二打六
: R. Y( w; r# l7 G8 i6 m+ X7 h& g17 Two five son.
6 S5 e9 H5 l  y5 A二五仔 3 \$ Q/ j5 w& }8 T5 w" U4 ]% {
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　 . t3 }9 _- [1 u8 b% |
琴琴青
3 X% F* f. F' x19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　
4 [7 H4 h! U( M1 G+ D. Q4 A我俾D顏色你睇睇！ * j0 v9 G; F7 A, _2 O
20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　 * o" y9 u, T  h% Z' M  c/ K
蠢蠢欲動 。
. I) t: Q( J/ y4 s, u! T* z  G  j  F. x21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
: I- x; P8 E' E人山人海 。 + Q0 P' A4 x; ^2 p6 ?% k4 z
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　
3 {" w) R: ?5 O3 ]/ Q0 B9 \你算老幾? * N4 |2 q. ^4 K3 B
23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　
' J7 r, B) h( X你講乜鬼?
- }$ k( F9 }0 C- a" j24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　 , W9 r& R7 \: {, w! X6 R# H
我驚你有牙！
6 }9 s3 x  A- o% Q! B  M# ^25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　 & {( J4 L+ D. P) ~( L
心花怒放。   : {; ?( [5 A; T! u
Fish skin
, C8 F+ N0 v, ?/ U3 B鱼皮 。
; w/ S% K3 `# c  ]- D* e7 d( w+ {Monster of blowing water.
% I! c% p" X# G) j4 r% S吹水怪。
( @& F# T: U' Z2 ?' K+ Z  q" ~3 aFace green green ; r6 B$ D  e5 B5 T
面青青。 * i0 ]+ ~3 v# g6 c) P
You see road carefully : Q$ n; ^+ X/ j) h# r" @8 Y2 O
你小心睇路
( c5 F) J, k& T# @0 o! DYou go to street carefully
1 }1 Z6 i& P2 J$ ]你出街小心D。
9 k; e: ?1 k' ?: GDo the world 4 J# W; T( n; i# I# z
做世界 。 ) y) V" c" K. C* r# @0 K
Big tea rice 0 v6 t2 H! o3 m9 m0 A# g, E9 h
大茶饭 。 # o) `2 ?5 I9 \' P' f% o8 i
American chinese not enough. + s9 Z, G& O6 @$ M. f
美中不足。 # ]) x/ }1 w* R- W5 F
King eight egg. 0 z* ]( ~# F8 d2 c0 A1 q  D
王八蛋 / u6 H) T: ?& E/ ?5 r
High hand. 3 K% E  e% U( {% R7 z5 ^6 y
高手 ( H5 T5 U, P& a: L7 W8 X9 ~# s# K

+ t- ]( a7 P$ |: w4 IOld dot. ) J& [! f+ J: O5 c& u# i  _
老点
) z$ x* L6 D! N, v5 k) W& GOne old water
9 [2 ~5 M$ m5 `  Z9 ~- {; v/ F$ r一旧水
4 j1 ?8 b. a) F$ \2 c. DI know your mouse. & ~" a" ?3 q& Q8 T& V
我识你老鼠！ * A% V* B+ L* E% B5 p6 ~; i
Measure water/Pound water.
% _& o# g$ n1 E! J! _$ l磅水
/ `% F. F* b$ J4 J- vA dragon service. , V+ Y0 w9 F, C( _
一条龙服务
  Y2 C) U; a/ ?: s9 `$ \Pump water. : d+ P- v2 m6 _1 e$ L" N  t) R
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 5 c0 H$ _! E* u8 H
我吹鸡打你班友。
1 l' b3 {9 x0 x$ i* q" UYou jump building.
. a6 u0 Z( t+ ?5 X8 u你跳楼啦。
6 Q2 p* k" e6 b3 M6 F3 QYou come back home and eat banana 4 X3 S2 ]6 X  k( |7 n3 D4 }& _
你返屋企食蕉啦
7 _  o- r  U) z7 j. x& mI give you a hair.
3 ~2 j& h  h6 \/ i9 J4 s我俾条毛你ar! $ `$ s. j; Y% E/ l: `

# |7 n. j7 ~" ]Collect skin . D* q. x$ N! F# m
收皮 9 x! K+ F- l2 T4 }) v
Collect father
4 x' r" F5 s) ^4 ?5 o; B收爹 - t- x3 v8 a5 F9 h
You give me collect father. , u8 x2 L3 u# f; V
你同我收爹！ # z: L6 z0 ]1 p; t
Laugh die me.
0 ^0 N( O5 E) n/ c3 G' `" a, C( |笑死我。
/ h6 J4 j- o- k, B  i; C/ HYou give me stop.
7 E7 f  z5 [9 b" _1 p你同我企系度。 3 ?2 z, o# M# }- _
Eight woman ( F; }% g  N9 Z- d
八婆 + {  g' S& L4 e# @
Eight woman,you are good!
& Z) N4 Y. J+ _2 m八婆，你好o野!
. x5 N4 J7 j# i8 `& QWhat the spring do you do?
8 n* o* E! c  _( Y  @你搞乜春啊? ; w) f* a' d. N  E
A dog of eating dung ( w/ o1 P) G# n
食屎狗
6 \* v1 I$ w: ?/ _, {" j) ]A ghost of ass
2 U: t% }+ F. G9 [) V屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....
( N! y" A+ D/ v; {( e5 }* w) b' ?都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......
0 q9 F+ \$ s( t% i6 ?/ `" ethis is not hong kong style english.....9 Y* Z' f' a( z' N# y) k! b/ g
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....
3 A$ R# T2 s" @  ~. i6 i1 ?i've already ban this shit.... G$ b' E$ ^. M" S+ ]
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.