香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die. : M) o6 v+ I5 e+ m& _) q5 H% z
甘多人死，唔见你死。 5 s$ i7 B: y* h9 }
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
3 v3 D6 d0 d& q$ a你教我以后点出嚟行?
1 J  y4 X+ ?2 p0 s1 ?3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. 2 K  }  y' D( t4 Z' ^& P. B
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 8 a" ^5 _0 I; r
4 "I saw a pork chop"
$ @. V3 G; T+ N+ L* `我见到件猪扒啊。
: r* H+ K5 K* s' U6 j5 Are you road?
) \, ?8 g7 j" K) e( _你系咪路啊？ / ^3 I7 {! g7 x% Q& `: f4 ^
6 What the water are you?
1 i7 N# ?$ E6 R" P2 q- f你系乜水啊？
) G! F4 V' ~' C- ]9 i. c7 Do you big me? * J' i  B: Q$ u9 k$ {& a) A
你大我啊？
3 K' O& @! g/ l8 X8 Zebra chops people.
6 P; F0 M2 ]) _5 L+ q* r! p班马劈友。
0 @& T& t  |+ o9 The king of the cutting girl.
* I5 m6 x$ X; s( P- Q界女王。
7 f6 {" r$ |: K1 A10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
- `2 S% k/ h% R3 B; p8 B批我个头俾你当凳坐。 & o# G& ^. m: Y" \! O1 O
11 Do you think me didn't arrive? 1 z, \5 {( v6 K7 f% `
你当我无到？ 4 _; d( ?% m1 G- ^2 l
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
  Y' A7 G, B7 z* e5 E4 i你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！
, B- X4 n( u; e) F+ k. r13 Today I was very black son.   i+ {! }6 d- m% A& O# ~" O0 h
今日我好黑仔。
' p6 d  K* z- k' _& _4 L& d' s$ D+ J14 I am wearing grass. ; i) e6 `( O! [) {# C* a
我着紧草。
5 ~  s  z* Z2 y' j4 C5 M15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
  f0 C. X, K) \% S8 q4 `1 @你未够班同我讲数！ + a- `0 M1 N0 F5 K
16 Two beat six. ) ?, V' T$ m7 u5 ^2 f( ?
二打六 / D) N/ P$ y9 x- A4 d/ D) X% l
17 Two five son. ) z) C* e. V/ k6 x, F; {
二五仔 ( ?1 j: A$ [! I0 J9 s
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　 1 T0 k  J: m! s. R" i
琴琴青
5 n  V7 H, q( i1 l. b7 T/ W0 s8 F19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　
  Z& ?+ W/ A: b) ]我俾D顏色你睇睇！ % U; T0 g: v0 s9 e9 L5 D" e0 Q
20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　
1 D/ e/ [4 C( A" Y0 i蠢蠢欲動 。 1 U  @6 p" g- u% f8 T% k
21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
" U* x' z0 u; M5 x1 v: A人山人海 。 ) |% k* k, Q& t& D: V$ Z
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　 6 c. t# r8 g' J% n; X5 z4 I+ W
你算老幾? 7 ~$ P# x* x/ P3 l: T
23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　 / G- G7 Y/ q% k. j/ f
你講乜鬼? 2 V$ E" h7 t/ \1 T5 @
24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　
( f) _" }1 V8 x3 ]' v0 b8 r我驚你有牙！
: E. `1 }4 }& p3 n25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　 0 j: G3 a8 ?1 b1 |
心花怒放。   , R1 x; D& ^! ]- R
Fish skin
( r: k' ]" q7 ^+ c* R" l! [鱼皮 。 4 K' E. }& j* }* G7 a' o* j
Monster of blowing water. / r+ I& }  S. ]* y" d# ]/ B# Q. a. s4 W
吹水怪。 - J) G! \$ {' k$ q
Face green green
& Q9 l, [7 z8 Y2 |$ r& B+ W  q面青青。
  D# |, M" x0 ]- v! oYou see road carefully ; h3 c' o! [, {  e
你小心睇路
2 F4 q5 j$ M1 H* m& G2 h& ~You go to street carefully
. Q, z% N) A/ r你出街小心D。
: T7 |% o- t$ i3 |4 pDo the world
2 T4 }, v' s/ O+ ~9 B3 }做世界 。 : Q# q8 s7 L; i: k
Big tea rice
. G9 k1 U. l( f大茶饭 。
0 r4 F2 f3 T% h8 EAmerican chinese not enough. " f! d7 C! @4 v$ @$ A  R
美中不足。
8 H+ R- C! K, H; ~' `' g/ mKing eight egg.   L2 v9 n, K6 ]9 E' W
王八蛋
# s7 Y; d- J9 f) ^# y! [) QHigh hand. 0 \3 _; K/ k0 W6 n; e; x  @2 r  Z
高手
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; `" x! f& e; a! lOld dot. 8 |  ?- f  Q" o( E
老点 2 o9 l3 e( W, Q, I7 o! I# t! P
One old water
* W" ?: ?! a$ m# W! K! Z: ^9 T一旧水
# [5 N9 R7 u5 q- cI know your mouse. ) d+ v+ w8 _- \0 S, ?4 U
我识你老鼠！
9 |! v' ?- X) X. p; W" s  aMeasure water/Pound water. ) |/ n8 O3 E1 F/ d
磅水
0 _# h. w3 ]9 b( a9 V& IA dragon service.
& O' Q7 K& T2 b9 X" t) u一条龙服务 # x- T5 \1 Q4 d2 g9 c& C2 a$ }* k
Pump water.
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
% i" w: Y" E" f/ M我吹鸡打你班友。 $ y' g; k. y" \: S9 w8 U/ x3 M9 y
You jump building.
, T8 [8 ^8 w; f: d% g3 E. W你跳楼啦。
. r8 ^) D7 S- u& G. _# l* q, QYou come back home and eat banana
; Y3 l9 k3 r) S  w/ C你返屋企食蕉啦 , I7 v. _0 i: e$ K: d* b
I give you a hair. 9 q5 J+ p6 b$ F$ P, H' ^
我俾条毛你ar! , D8 y% e$ Y' v* N8 D8 o9 I& W

7 ?4 v: W) B* @/ JCollect skin
2 T/ u" {6 G4 R" ~' \收皮 " _  V; f6 F: t6 d: `) Z5 x
Collect father
) B. h) k7 A7 s0 S收爹
9 Z0 @( Q/ G7 W8 IYou give me collect father. 0 L2 C# ]/ X: B1 e
你同我收爹！ & D' g3 z  I- p7 O% N
Laugh die me.
$ Q& b* g1 Q. c4 T" J& M笑死我。   }1 ~+ A" U2 z4 ?" ~
You give me stop.
. J: u2 D4 `, m6 Y你同我企系度。 * {6 V' X" C9 c, V
Eight woman
  {- ?' H# G, T8 W7 n+ z5 ^7 n% |/ [5 s八婆
5 ]1 m, O( L# i, r& r' k# s# @Eight woman,you are good! 3 P" Q6 W6 d  }5 D# |
八婆，你好o野!
+ J. J2 Z' F& |! r* z1 xWhat the spring do you do?
* r$ e; |! L7 m6 K1 }: }; i你搞乜春啊? / y" O( v! B8 @$ `$ l
A dog of eating dung & Q/ U, n) R. Y- ~8 }9 U
食屎狗 1 o3 P4 o% H" p# b9 J9 u$ _
A ghost of ass 1 _7 `  [. a) N. B- \
屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....
; A$ l: v# h5 ~都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......
" z( E2 v: k- b5 X6 ?, L( athis is not hong kong style english.....# v" Z6 q# |4 \
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....
% j+ J' p" g, c/ U6 o- Di've already ban this shit...- e) k9 D1 i3 X0 u
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.