香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die.
; {' t8 a8 y9 _9 Q甘多人死，唔见你死。 - ]7 j, v% e8 {6 J# G. B4 V  a
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? , d5 w# E$ v! _4 M, N: l  [
你教我以后点出嚟行? + K( f+ T) j8 Y5 i
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
' H2 T+ @0 Q# \" R6 t如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 ! o6 q/ [4 u/ v; B
4 "I saw a pork chop" 1 E* v! P" @# v0 C2 Q7 z4 R
我见到件猪扒啊。
( L/ ~/ B7 m- r& F: h5 Are you road? % b) F! g/ y) [7 R0 |. h
你系咪路啊？
3 m, |! d& G5 Y) k6 What the water are you? & h; A0 s1 ~3 W2 `% C
你系乜水啊？
% c6 g( Y( F' s, \7 Do you big me?
2 O" N  S) K/ K7 o+ V你大我啊？ ) U8 t  Z5 K9 G& |1 X/ b
8 Zebra chops people. $ \9 A, B" O6 s1 x$ ^
班马劈友。
. D1 R  {' o; P% t- X6 T$ o9 The king of the cutting girl. ! x. t6 C# A; V/ M. ~
界女王。
. C' E% k1 S( ?/ H10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
* ]$ L) P+ V  R/ h: W  I; n批我个头俾你当凳坐。 ' ]4 p$ ~8 N9 d2 I% @5 u: h: q
11 Do you think me didn't arrive? & l5 n6 t/ i" Y# K$ A( f4 m
你当我无到？   t+ F: C' ]2 Y* ]% ]6 w: F
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
) B3 v5 ~' `4 ^  m你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！
1 }( i6 u0 v# z0 ~5 d0 P13 Today I was very black son. 7 B  r* n  a5 S1 E# y$ A
今日我好黑仔。 + q+ T. [+ u9 u& P7 J( w
14 I am wearing grass. $ v0 \/ {9 a: _* n
我着紧草。
( o# S6 E/ m7 ]. L15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
4 |' X! @, G4 m6 e% ]你未够班同我讲数！ 6 \  g: L" _  S
16 Two beat six. ! Y/ x5 Z2 q& N) o& {7 a6 |# [
二打六 ; }4 ~" ^2 F9 ~( S0 Q& O
17 Two five son.
5 J: ?# U. d% Y5 ~- I. g! A- H8 K二五仔 5 \% D* w" g1 h' O' G% c/ Z
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　
; C. g% n, j! G9 W: z! N" t琴琴青   Z2 G1 W9 z- g) m% H# R
19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　 % D4 {: |' v, D" K( P9 a$ c
我俾D顏色你睇睇！
8 S( _5 d! A! A0 _' S4 Y20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　 * z  D0 @/ J; s* @) B, ~
蠢蠢欲動 。
4 d# d/ _. g# Z! D" X3 o9 ~21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
( l& W! r5 D( [8 S3 @& t* _/ P人山人海 。
) T: p2 p( v  `% J: c22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　 & v- m; `. k0 q/ G; e" u
你算老幾? . V$ O  W* ?; \1 O, A
23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　
* v) M. {2 }7 V) M9 y: @, K! |: n你講乜鬼?
+ F* }7 v9 V4 [0 y24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　 / G$ {( v2 u: l+ Q2 _
我驚你有牙！
8 \/ C# X1 }2 O25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　 . K& s* U& }( f8 [; g# }# k2 O
心花怒放。   
! K8 n* j) ~0 }6 u9 }Fish skin
9 e2 q8 M3 a6 z5 K( ^0 o9 Z6 P+ J鱼皮 。 * d' K7 }. e: b+ E! T" I3 Z
Monster of blowing water. % V. ^) r& u- I, s  n  ~  f) I
吹水怪。 5 E" [! G1 Z# s) r4 g
Face green green # a! V6 I% |6 ^/ b) }" s' R
面青青。
4 ~' I* b& t! R) XYou see road carefully
! F8 i9 ]3 |" f" e8 b0 s* j+ q你小心睇路 2 B* b8 p/ O3 h$ b) Z0 S1 Y- m
You go to street carefully 2 h! N# A# l6 s* t" Z0 i
你出街小心D。 # k$ ^6 \5 d6 E) C. @2 ]. y
Do the world 8 u+ _  M- {# D7 u, [; _+ X7 V6 g8 [
做世界 。
. I7 n, {4 R' p* T$ ]! |$ K% P& TBig tea rice 2 y6 \% [( y* a+ I/ z* \6 V% _
大茶饭 。
# `$ I. t+ ?2 N% OAmerican chinese not enough.
! Q) E, U3 l+ S6 a美中不足。
7 ~/ c( P( E! `. t  QKing eight egg. 0 ?. \# _  R' W
王八蛋 + O* \% E4 h6 ^3 U) i- u
High hand. $ q! [% g) Z. f8 X0 S: N2 P
高手
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Old dot.
5 ^7 _; p7 Q2 G# N老点 8 ^3 ~+ n7 n9 c) o- w9 A
One old water
* [; R. I1 p/ J* N1 d2 d一旧水
6 v& w& |. u0 N; Y$ xI know your mouse. , u+ S. ^1 ?- a* r: m5 L# s
我识你老鼠！ 7 J( q( A7 b/ R% T( u
Measure water/Pound water. ! a8 ]! X/ |8 |( D# y$ D5 t
磅水 - I. H5 D, R) x
A dragon service.
4 M% n) F( e, \6 M一条龙服务 # ^* k! z. l& B* Z3 |  P' k
Pump water.
, H0 [0 K, g- i( P* j8 T0 [****
# g* `, |$ G. ^4 BI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 1 V# p0 D$ |$ m% I$ j$ X: I
我吹鸡打你班友。 $ ]/ a- n* Y( R  ^6 N
You jump building.
+ ?; t& G- y; n$ b9 v你跳楼啦。
; a, p2 z( o; D) z8 pYou come back home and eat banana
$ e  d. _* L# Q4 X* w2 u7 S+ r你返屋企食蕉啦 . [; Q( L. O: T0 `" B7 ~
I give you a hair. 0 G% C+ p8 h; r
我俾条毛你ar!
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, v% U4 u- b( ^' R& o. t0 g7 oCollect skin
' \* G5 D- W# V' `收皮
3 ^" q" D3 F5 x, H& _1 \Collect father ' Y$ X% P* t( A/ w0 {
收爹 - [' T. {  j2 ~$ t
You give me collect father.
/ I# i% O3 R7 W- C$ i# w" g你同我收爹！ + n# I( ^" U$ k: R$ b' o
Laugh die me.
" V; f& E' T/ W+ Y' S% s7 a8 X笑死我。 9 U' _0 E$ n) R+ m" M/ ?  e
You give me stop. 8 g) N# v+ a4 S; X  P7 |- K5 G
你同我企系度。
0 ?( h& ]( u. n( [Eight woman
0 A! h& T0 m, S7 O& f- J八婆
9 g( g: o" s' z/ O2 jEight woman,you are good! ( {9 o1 K' B% V7 D4 ~5 T0 ~5 p
八婆，你好o野!
* t$ l) ^5 N  H1 e; a1 }What the spring do you do? ) Y$ v. k" y! v8 h( u& ?6 P/ P
你搞乜春啊? ( N" w6 _4 B8 O7 |  W  O
A dog of eating dung
  D! z, d, f6 w. X6 S食屎狗
- `9 p) ]& i+ @$ ~+ V* jA ghost of ass
) \- h  ^# X! p2 w2 I3 h0 F屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意....." Y/ a# M) N' l0 j$ t( c6 \
都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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8 I0 ]' R' y3 K& ^9 ~8 Q5 L, xtotally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......; l5 ?4 T1 z( k5 L" P3 w6 l1 E
this is not hong kong style english.....
  V6 l' u9 o$ u" ^this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....- Q- D) ~! q$ I8 y
i've already ban this shit.... f5 e$ G: k9 l
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.