香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die. ! a/ r: B, n2 v6 Y+ W5 G) K; h
甘多人死，唔见你死。 0 {+ D. O( W+ s; [7 {3 i
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
, }5 Z% R7 i7 [+ a# s- w你教我以后点出嚟行? % T* c0 y$ O, U' }! P
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
, _( P% y0 u: v! j9 T  B9 W. l" m/ i如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 ' b' t3 U) g! Q6 ]: Y7 n
4 "I saw a pork chop"
, h! ^5 d* f! k. y7 B' O我见到件猪扒啊。 6 K5 v& O4 z& G; M+ K" o8 Z6 G
5 Are you road? 0 n' y2 X! L) j1 h+ A+ y5 e" g
你系咪路啊？
* U: {5 v. W2 T8 L* m0 ]/ O+ m3 n6 What the water are you? & y  y# C# W8 |. l5 ?
你系乜水啊？   E: E4 N# Y$ i/ ?+ `7 {: r
7 Do you big me? ; \) U8 U3 F! U5 P; q5 E% P
你大我啊？
% B+ O* j9 B% e; v$ T# `( o/ B8 Zebra chops people. 8 E+ e: z0 R7 S: l* K6 Q4 g3 e- N! Z
班马劈友。 ; ?1 c/ H' J' c) e) h' |
9 The king of the cutting girl. - E# B9 I( J3 A, k9 C
界女王。 9 h, O+ u8 }3 k, H# z5 p  z! |
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. 8 w4 ^) ^6 q9 N9 ^- O
批我个头俾你当凳坐。 ) o/ w& Y8 R' s/ f4 g9 C3 {
11 Do you think me didn't arrive? * s; d! e8 m: F1 E6 c7 O9 R: e
你当我无到？ 3 A1 v3 n% h+ C# U8 K$ y8 g- Q
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
, c6 S( E2 k0 i: _6 R2 o; e! H你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ 2 u. i+ k# U* k) y
13 Today I was very black son.
: ?/ O$ L. d  c6 e/ F8 F今日我好黑仔。
1 t, c& b& H1 y14 I am wearing grass.
% q, W. N  ]( Z) F; @2 k$ {我着紧草。 $ m' b* o; L+ @) B7 U+ Y+ l
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! 4 R0 t% m3 ?' e! _3 f9 d
你未够班同我讲数！ 0 \2 @( R. U2 H4 k2 ?% W
16 Two beat six.
! _* j8 [5 E0 L' c5 K8 o二打六 ) ~- A  T" j% Y: g5 y
17 Two five son. 1 P' s5 c# k  H2 x4 F+ k" J
二五仔 " K4 n9 O' _! _# R6 A, C. n" t1 H
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　
1 E5 M# G/ r6 H* H琴琴青 ; _# m: G8 l! H# _2 a# v: ?
19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　   m. S( X  _, Q& S. l  v6 f
我俾D顏色你睇睇！ . T* N- C. I' s4 @- B
20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　 + ?( s1 Z) V2 F6 \* x7 O: j, L
蠢蠢欲動 。 4 o$ Y% }$ N9 U& ?  N" m5 w
21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
& \$ ^' U' B7 ]人山人海 。
6 _' M. D" h: S. [1 {22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　 . X; x' s) A+ P! B
你算老幾?
: j. A- g2 B& a9 K$ m7 W7 p) x23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　
6 B3 W3 g: S4 g# w! X你講乜鬼?
0 [7 D4 r# t) \24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　 5 g6 k7 ~% }) h$ A6 \+ o* d
我驚你有牙！
( t0 a/ q1 w0 {25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　 4 w, `. y+ U/ A. F5 g, n
心花怒放。     e. u( Z' L; C( }# u
Fish skin ! g& B" h6 c2 G+ [' g9 M0 u
鱼皮 。 ) o) [4 w& Y- `& l7 Z5 x
Monster of blowing water. 3 `$ l3 J: Y% {9 m% f) }
吹水怪。
1 @4 O7 B  d" O) f0 W) fFace green green ! @5 }6 Y& L5 p0 B% g; f  o: a
面青青。
( e8 U: r5 q' f& \* LYou see road carefully , C' D4 q$ q4 J$ I. f9 K, Y
你小心睇路 5 D2 {+ B7 I' r; `. E
You go to street carefully
. b+ y2 p! {! t  s8 S% A你出街小心D。 ; \8 S1 N- L' A+ s
Do the world ' m5 `# x1 l: ]& n  B2 K( \
做世界 。 ) {( K# ^2 W0 W
Big tea rice
# B! T8 y$ M* ?4 m* r大茶饭 。
# S( ?* f9 q* z8 s; ]6 e: T, ~American chinese not enough. 5 W  K) Q" R: e0 `0 G6 s
美中不足。 2 \( Z' l0 J/ M% r. `2 c# T
King eight egg. 6 Q) ~/ p5 h. s6 b1 k$ ^- r
王八蛋 * }5 J6 S5 t. Y% R
High hand.
* O% V; j2 ~! W- m+ y/ _高手
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4 u6 v2 o9 S* B* N- B5 V  u. xOld dot. - u$ G$ o3 l1 M8 l
老点
. P2 s3 E$ g8 t( I6 {One old water
" d% s, L" ?/ E2 P一旧水
. ?/ l: t6 D0 X& y/ U& A4 F9 eI know your mouse.
7 `( ^0 T7 S: D- w1 t" s我识你老鼠！
( U% Q" [) ?5 m+ M5 WMeasure water/Pound water.
( D7 n- {9 Y, g! a, W0 O, \6 {( Y磅水
. W* j/ a* ~1 P# M, ~/ iA dragon service.
; ^& u' f' h8 \$ W2 g2 I一条龙服务 - ]! p  Q1 K) Z
Pump water. # }! h/ k! T, U0 ^9 [7 l
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. $ ~4 L8 w3 G% N3 z( L2 ]
我吹鸡打你班友。
- m3 Q7 f% ^0 q2 IYou jump building.
! g  F  T; M9 u5 ?4 s$ F你跳楼啦。
4 C% m( ]& v/ M; n2 d2 X' t6 n+ ZYou come back home and eat banana , x  u. V1 x6 p7 Y2 ~3 t
你返屋企食蕉啦
# E8 Y/ g* G  I; rI give you a hair. 0 C% T) R$ Q" F1 J1 m. E$ P9 k7 G
我俾条毛你ar! 7 I, ~/ L7 S# u0 V9 b/ X) S* W

. I% I3 u" E8 o! T; V( p4 u# k" QCollect skin
3 y% Z6 o: b$ I收皮
; \" y9 o9 I0 q) `  p) J1 L' NCollect father ; ]! c. E9 V( `' A& I
收爹
2 K+ A. I& E3 R+ pYou give me collect father.
% Q5 x8 l+ V( G* Q$ U! @/ b你同我收爹！
5 B1 D9 X9 i1 p- Q! E% v# qLaugh die me. ; W' k* [1 p5 L3 z0 W$ ^
笑死我。
9 ?- g; i) B% |: M7 JYou give me stop.
# x  {* _( I! `3 p. P; z) p你同我企系度。 & R# w0 Z2 h" @: u5 [2 I" I
Eight woman
$ B0 m- q7 |: f  k5 b八婆
# ]+ z4 I, J1 K! r" x' OEight woman,you are good!
1 o/ T2 W" M. b0 D' E! ]八婆，你好o野! 0 \, {. D* J# m; C5 j$ V- Z
What the spring do you do?
6 T, c  I$ Z% N  B3 Y3 K; H你搞乜春啊? - Y+ Q$ a, Z+ {+ R6 y
A dog of eating dung
# K3 _5 t8 V% c, z2 i2 N食屎狗
- `9 F2 i) Z; [  BA ghost of ass
- G" w: H( Q7 X& q. V& f屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意....., _  L5 G! e" F) |- ~9 p
都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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% i7 `8 K" H, H* Y9 Y/ e  ktotally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......
* E$ f4 g$ x- h* Y' F* ?, ~% \this is not hong kong style english.....) D! q8 _& x( A, M# G6 e: ?/ A) R( n
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....: q! F/ O: ], D& g
i've already ban this shit...
" o, G4 |5 m- l+ b5 P* B9 i: Ddon't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.