香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die.
% B4 u( W2 i! ^甘多人死，唔见你死。 ( x  S* E) |) w( W
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? " R, J; u- M1 L% `+ X- D
你教我以后点出嚟行? 6 A: a8 I) V% @& I+ B" U2 v- o
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. $ x) R# ?1 a' f2 J
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 # B% c! \7 l# t$ a2 K  _! |: k
4 "I saw a pork chop" 3 R3 S% W' g* n9 p
我见到件猪扒啊。
2 w6 O6 |7 U! N  K; Q" B, u5 Are you road?
6 _1 g: T' w# m  I- q3 p, l你系咪路啊？ ; B' o& n3 ~$ j8 V: ^8 n# a0 J2 Y) g
6 What the water are you? ! d7 C) M6 s% P' }% t7 H) R8 o
你系乜水啊？
" U3 I2 `1 [' s: s9 r- f" j7 Do you big me? " r4 {# Y! C7 L0 j/ |  w" ^1 \# ^
你大我啊？
  X  t" v; Q+ z1 X8 Zebra chops people. ' R: y* w! }; z. W
班马劈友。
) R2 m8 x& O# K7 D# V' k/ C9 The king of the cutting girl.
& V& E) g& N7 b6 x界女王。
# g6 P! }2 {; \) \0 T' z- X5 |10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
, S: M# G: f& h2 z! Z! l批我个头俾你当凳坐。
, i" }, S9 ~! F: Q& I9 M0 \11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
# ]5 I* |; G7 r/ W4 g7 |2 L你当我无到？
; ^2 m: Q0 T. T7 v12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
0 {6 L1 H+ R* r! O- ~0 m你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！
& ^+ t$ I2 x' W2 |13 Today I was very black son. 9 j  Z  |2 K- s4 k% {
今日我好黑仔。 + L0 ^! w) R9 U# h
14 I am wearing grass. 0 F3 _, _3 |6 A, E) V1 I
我着紧草。 7 Y) ^9 i9 ]# Z# x9 b' x
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!   q  O* ?7 `$ D2 d3 I2 A8 Z
你未够班同我讲数！
( E( i' L- Y0 H16 Two beat six. ; P1 N0 l% t; ]
二打六 # ]! d0 I6 B7 p
17 Two five son.
! L) g/ E  y1 f( V; i& H) ?二五仔
4 U7 |, A6 ~5 V" k( g7 p18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　 4 w$ B! R+ C4 `( F/ E  n
琴琴青
( D  R2 M& h) f2 z" l* ?, w8 c19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　
: |1 x" @+ G9 d) d我俾D顏色你睇睇！ 1 S3 K6 s# ]! \2 e
20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　 3 L; Q2 o/ W( i7 N: V
蠢蠢欲動 。
% F# c  `6 U' a) J3 |! d+ m21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
5 c  z- G0 ^* b8 e! R6 O人山人海 。 8 C) Z5 @: [: w# B7 [
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　
: Z  _' z3 Z2 N! v0 Q& \你算老幾? 3 \8 x1 |- Y" V( y. ~, g# G' P3 y  h
23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　
3 G( z' K) _( e3 ~$ n你講乜鬼? 8 @1 _( w/ j% z1 M5 x1 r1 x0 ]' u
24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　 ( y. D  U" _6 W
我驚你有牙！
/ C4 Y7 l9 x( }! Z  m25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　 . x- `0 w# I: z- j( C. C: y
心花怒放。   5 Z5 h# L: z+ C4 E0 x
Fish skin . P5 D3 R4 d: k9 R$ U/ S
鱼皮 。 # F; r) Y: n& p: E  Z. @, o
Monster of blowing water. : ^" A* ~8 b: k) l2 p
吹水怪。 5 d% s% `# S8 X/ z) Z. ^# ?+ s
Face green green . Q1 l! X5 X" [5 a
面青青。 - i% K4 k( r/ d. P  X# F5 t8 H
You see road carefully
. q8 k- H. c) p6 ~9 T你小心睇路
7 c* E! G1 P& d  p' AYou go to street carefully
& g! O" @' ]$ O$ m) H你出街小心D。 . a* l& E& i' Z" f9 K! P, a4 u
Do the world
1 c/ B5 Q; _6 M4 S. h! ?' f做世界 。
) g( e0 d4 n+ O( @Big tea rice : r. p% J4 E: ~7 k: {; |$ l( y% @. w
大茶饭 。 ! K6 Q! N. P0 S" X
American chinese not enough. , y  o* f1 P0 f1 r" G' t1 V
美中不足。 / q+ I+ S0 M6 l2 z: H
King eight egg. 4 u( c# X3 Z1 i" k
王八蛋   h" w; W0 [3 A5 f/ T
High hand. 7 t% v$ c2 Q2 q) V3 w
高手
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" J. g5 b! T' |' [" z' z3 EOld dot. - E' N8 A0 m/ I( p
老点
+ j2 m! D0 M$ u$ h: `! v1 O% wOne old water ! l! s5 A# x5 I
一旧水
. ~* |# K  J4 yI know your mouse.
& V! }! E& U/ N! m5 ]$ T4 \$ g7 H我识你老鼠！ " m# T# h, a) u* C
Measure water/Pound water. " z" S3 {: H' F$ S
磅水 7 s5 M9 B) Q3 M9 E4 P9 W
A dragon service.
& n( K0 K# `' i. K) A7 h0 p0 d一条龙服务 ; N+ {  ]  O8 f
Pump water.
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
) s0 F6 |1 Q; I% m我吹鸡打你班友。 9 ^+ q& Z# b( \" v' K4 V  @
You jump building. 7 Q/ n) z. t8 U. Z: |
你跳楼啦。 0 S8 @3 s; ?1 X# K" d% K
You come back home and eat banana
1 n6 q) ]3 p: b/ }  B. m) I你返屋企食蕉啦
2 I9 S) K2 {: F0 w7 |I give you a hair.
; d- l& W# g4 X5 C我俾条毛你ar!
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" }2 R3 [! s$ O9 b7 YCollect skin
" F+ I/ C- X" s, v/ l' t收皮 / w3 A5 ]. F5 T! z) C. H) v+ g
Collect father
( `! {7 N( y( f2 m9 Y  K收爹
) q# t7 i& N% F( MYou give me collect father.   Z: V5 C. H# R: _$ ?
你同我收爹！ " E! P' R5 b, i3 D( w7 G
Laugh die me.
: t5 ^$ S: `( C, \( J5 w笑死我。
& x. F# J3 V3 S; j. r+ dYou give me stop.
8 V' m* g2 e5 |0 V6 ?你同我企系度。
% f* j) k/ ^9 k( J( H, JEight woman
9 g4 p" t2 g5 t八婆
" P$ N# J6 M  r4 t! }( ^( g, rEight woman,you are good!
, _5 O2 B2 @. ~9 G八婆，你好o野!
8 x! |6 a6 r, v6 IWhat the spring do you do?
. R8 {* Z$ z8 S$ s9 g6 Q, j# t你搞乜春啊?
4 v1 o2 o" ]+ O8 v* i7 x1 gA dog of eating dung 6 U+ r9 F4 o7 |2 ^5 u8 D
食屎狗 4 L* D. o  i7 Z
A ghost of ass 5 c8 L$ u. m, a2 x
屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....3 ~- w  x5 c% a- e
都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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; f" {0 t& e* ^
totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......* o* o+ q& a+ H/ }8 y. P; M
this is not hong kong style english.....
5 ^& P+ ]0 V( nthis nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....: P2 f9 c2 V6 o3 E9 Y  E" N! Z
i've already ban this shit...' q# P' @; H/ n5 n* @
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.