香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die.
! n! [- V  _9 m) O* A甘多人死，唔见你死。
# R! d6 {4 Q0 ~/ H+ w7 Q6 w( j2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
; h' M4 a$ {5 D1 Y7 O你教我以后点出嚟行? 0 t: o- |+ f- w( E8 x
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
. l: F: X  `9 k) f! @% E. i如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。
" ]7 Q7 R) e/ z/ [; t0 N8 ]: W- _" ^4 "I saw a pork chop"
- V: T4 N% C  h2 j) ?& W' b/ [我见到件猪扒啊。 & w4 a5 k$ G, h6 Y8 O: w
5 Are you road? . _# l# W0 o) f9 T
你系咪路啊？
% {/ O1 d/ a$ F; |6 What the water are you? 9 {; B2 G& A& x. f- j( e
你系乜水啊？ " A! y2 i& D% n* O
7 Do you big me? % n* X7 z! F0 Y  r" E' L  o
你大我啊？ ( x7 S2 e. t5 B* ~$ g; J: Z2 x/ R
8 Zebra chops people. - ?* N8 z: B: s) @' e3 T, ]
班马劈友。
# }$ }. X, J" k2 V9 The king of the cutting girl. + D+ \) A: W4 z1 O2 t
界女王。
% t8 r' q6 `. }. u  Q10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
4 t. z0 X$ N% G批我个头俾你当凳坐。 8 C0 }( E! N/ e# A. V. G+ X4 a6 `
11 Do you think me didn't arrive? ( ?' ^3 J( {9 Z
你当我无到？
$ J5 ]  z  t6 J/ S12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. $ D! Y8 C  a8 ?' v$ e# A
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ ) T; ?3 D; M, y8 s5 |" \9 C
13 Today I was very black son.
& E" u# O- ^9 d  ?9 f今日我好黑仔。 8 N. V, z: ]+ N* _
14 I am wearing grass. : P" V, E4 n" o3 `9 ]/ B. {
我着紧草。
. T% i. B$ d5 u  O$ Q( s! ~( X7 v15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
( ~' Z1 u' g0 f$ k+ V# a* j3 S: l& g你未够班同我讲数！ , ~: N" b5 B5 f* h. C% v, A7 y
16 Two beat six. 3 Q9 H  `( g4 x( H" Y
二打六   b; q; X4 B( |5 q
17 Two five son.
% O$ Z8 [: k( ], n7 m2 ~二五仔 7 e* F  [) t4 p" Q
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　
" Y* v* X. E& M6 _8 m0 t' v琴琴青 , h9 z; ]' ^+ C# g* A4 D4 A
19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　 * K9 s1 X+ G- |/ Y- Y( ?
我俾D顏色你睇睇！
1 ^' f+ j1 k3 p0 \; E20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　 2 E- G; u$ A, ]( H0 [' \7 I
蠢蠢欲動 。 ' U5 u; t, n7 h/ `- B9 _4 O1 {
21 People mountain people sea .　　　　 $ E8 v! v- l5 a; L( g6 `/ O
人山人海 。
4 j7 t8 |4 M8 v0 b- o9 j22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　
( C; u% e. o! @. [' f1 B0 Q你算老幾? : Q7 l7 C7 m; K5 M; Q1 u5 R
23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　 5 d9 y+ f8 G+ x& X; a6 y
你講乜鬼? 8 B2 B3 O2 Y0 T5 X2 }
24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　
2 V6 f4 p9 z1 o  w& v4 A4 x7 u8 `我驚你有牙！
  B8 ^# }0 g, @! Q+ d% l25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　
) K% k2 o  t2 f: T心花怒放。   
  T2 ~: N# ~+ k( xFish skin / |- b  @/ j- @- X
鱼皮 。 6 o& E" R* f$ t' w5 b
Monster of blowing water. 9 y5 A0 [! A& `5 _7 E6 {
吹水怪。 ( v  h3 Q# |) \* R# w
Face green green . i0 J2 N: J3 A. V
面青青。
# M/ O4 |( G3 O5 hYou see road carefully ( T6 r& a, y- o
你小心睇路 . w- ]' t, j$ N& m$ m/ z0 E/ t9 ]
You go to street carefully
, {! Z' H# Q5 G8 D9 `你出街小心D。
7 R3 M/ {- k+ O5 l0 E0 Z! iDo the world
) ]' M( n" E' p1 U& C7 u' U: m做世界 。
. Q* e  R* E( ~4 N! N0 _( N# s" D0 ^Big tea rice 9 b6 h; [1 b9 c5 ]
大茶饭 。
' j" j! N' w2 J8 ZAmerican chinese not enough.
% q; r  L# G0 V8 T美中不足。
4 X' W  h5 A* y' b" D$ m$ ?King eight egg.
! Z. H8 a" _) p王八蛋
/ d) t1 S" z, Y# b2 FHigh hand.
$ h+ {# a7 M- ?2 H高手 / s7 g4 v: D( P* W+ i

- ^. ~+ u1 w7 o9 VOld dot.
$ W2 g6 g+ Q: i% d6 b% l0 _老点 , x0 {, B* j0 Z+ j8 A
One old water   B6 y" Y7 A0 ^, e9 W0 G
一旧水
, E  }1 A( f) p7 S2 yI know your mouse.
; B: k! ?  n- ]我识你老鼠！
3 Z3 e( I8 c8 ~; T+ T& `  k3 A5 AMeasure water/Pound water. 9 D" k4 v7 Z1 f/ {6 F' a4 Q$ P
磅水
& i* O- m; B, ?" H" I: K) `2 mA dragon service.
( |7 k0 y2 Q- O+ x( V- Z; y一条龙服务 0 M- T/ }8 A  D1 R" c' X+ ?
Pump water. ; J1 u. t" Q  O. O. W, X; N1 j
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. ) k0 b0 j( B. s( g! x  @
我吹鸡打你班友。 1 w* n3 _+ p( b& B" `# f+ ~8 a* C
You jump building.
: ?9 M# l* p  F3 {7 V  H你跳楼啦。 6 j* o( y( V6 |6 [9 E
You come back home and eat banana 6 v  U; Z! o# W5 [, v' Y& V
你返屋企食蕉啦
# P4 G# m4 _2 R1 W4 _* ^8 LI give you a hair.
% I$ {, g6 i% @  o+ I3 M我俾条毛你ar!
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$ {; c) g$ f9 p0 V+ o8 A2 L. sCollect skin
8 `- \9 b/ m" x6 |0 f! g收皮 , V( ]3 a! M* o$ H8 E, |$ V. N
Collect father 9 S. _; H, r8 W
收爹 " A" [7 K! g+ H/ _
You give me collect father.
8 w9 M9 C  m2 z你同我收爹！ " z: U4 V6 F) m$ b+ ?" v' |
Laugh die me.
& S7 F6 Y) R0 r( H* X  @& j+ M笑死我。 # g: F' \0 S: {/ x5 u& W' a& p
You give me stop.
( Q* Y) f9 Y' j( @- ^( L( l; R你同我企系度。 3 N. L$ a- U! X' _* ~
Eight woman
2 l5 k$ ?( O$ V' `" c八婆
1 L7 [7 L# G4 x" KEight woman,you are good! 0 b  v; k8 V- ?  A* k
八婆，你好o野!
! u+ e9 {! p3 v- x" q8 H+ f) RWhat the spring do you do? ) ?! v+ ^4 P/ {$ L3 q
你搞乜春啊?
) B5 ^5 C/ E" Q" c  EA dog of eating dung 7 H4 K9 E, l% K$ B) W, j1 `, ?0 N3 M
食屎狗
6 s; k$ t4 s( {9 h4 z" t0 RA ghost of ass
9 B; p  t. V+ i屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....
* y/ o2 R& F  Y都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......
$ V9 M; Y. h# ^3 p3 [% m) hthis is not hong kong style english.....
$ s# n+ h5 W6 z6 ]; W8 ?this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....* r! g% x' B; e  D8 l  X. \; k
i've already ban this shit...
4 F( w* s! q5 n  idon't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.