香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die.
, D1 y+ n, C$ }$ [/ M甘多人死，唔见你死。 ' U' k+ A0 A# j7 n
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 5 _" n. l/ ^/ g5 D9 Q% M& S
你教我以后点出嚟行?   J1 Y  K' Z% s
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. % o; }7 B! z% t: I; d6 F& d% A, i
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 5 M* _* t  x$ w' }6 N
4 "I saw a pork chop" % e# g) v& U2 Y
我见到件猪扒啊。   s1 L- p1 I3 f
5 Are you road?
/ B* i6 Z) a! r你系咪路啊？
7 e$ k- e6 j7 ^( R2 i+ S4 o6 What the water are you? $ @6 m! C1 Z2 e7 Z( ?
你系乜水啊？
; ?0 Q) c4 x6 g) b$ |1 H  k7 Do you big me? 7 T) F4 X/ J2 }3 M7 T; z
你大我啊？ : |/ _/ y' D* A6 d- j6 T5 X  }1 \
8 Zebra chops people. % J5 G' i" B5 f1 D
班马劈友。 & q1 t5 H0 B. r/ g$ e
9 The king of the cutting girl.
) _' P* n/ m5 `- h界女王。 ; P+ P/ Q8 H+ I9 g. d
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
2 @8 ]6 x6 e% e0 U( V批我个头俾你当凳坐。
8 Y3 Y* d2 I6 H5 ?# f( x11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
! f8 X! e0 Y( P( n$ g5 r你当我无到？
( c0 p, R1 O5 J. o/ \% X" V12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. . U( i' V" v+ y; \- U
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！
  k6 s. E2 \2 w; I, K13 Today I was very black son.
' p# P+ Z0 L" Y) a, B3 H/ C& s" o今日我好黑仔。 " t9 M; u6 K! O
14 I am wearing grass. ( k9 c  s/ E! b/ c. T& e0 o  p
我着紧草。
" I! v$ K+ a$ ^# K15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
1 n; R% Q/ U3 M# I你未够班同我讲数！
- y7 `& A- |# H! n9 J! D5 V! t16 Two beat six. 9 U/ x& ]! N) d& ]* t, l
二打六 + i5 S. g7 X2 N7 k1 l
17 Two five son. : Z2 k& g6 g  L/ b5 ~& T, i
二五仔
& v- k* W% G2 D1 c/ P- y18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　
  h3 v" I$ y( P% r! Q3 C琴琴青 % y* S* l8 U" @
19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　 ; e; Z* ~9 x: |  r8 K* |
我俾D顏色你睇睇！ 8 C0 W% g7 k. Q1 _  t) ^* ^
20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　
8 d3 l$ @4 I9 r8 L3 y1 k% k5 G& D蠢蠢欲動 。 7 s$ v( }$ L+ h6 C+ f7 r( e
21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
2 f7 c* H6 M+ Q+ @7 t人山人海 。
/ j* v* Q3 W: t! p9 L22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　
5 z$ z6 X" Z* c* R- t' o3 C( t& U你算老幾? 9 m1 H+ w# Z- Y
23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　
( R4 c4 z, B( L$ G你講乜鬼? + ^8 ]! z( a% |1 M2 u" x
24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　 5 k$ i4 G7 x2 I( @( K
我驚你有牙！ " F1 }6 R& C, \/ @+ N+ @. O
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　
" D" a! d/ l" q8 p' T0 n* b* L心花怒放。   # ]% l6 g* d+ S3 M1 P' k3 C  I* `
Fish skin ( p$ I% K/ _  o! u3 k8 x5 h3 d) a0 N
鱼皮 。 2 \/ [/ z* _. A/ ]! o
Monster of blowing water. 9 }5 x5 b! W, K+ N
吹水怪。 1 S/ o; a) G* o3 c3 A- W& T/ z
Face green green
/ e  X( A4 f% K面青青。 $ m$ Q) T3 V" B( q5 T
You see road carefully
5 z2 \! \- Q1 Z' `+ \你小心睇路
) \1 {$ ^; G- f: [You go to street carefully   x( r2 c$ b6 `8 m0 h' B
你出街小心D。
/ z. R+ H& A; I! q% k6 S6 J0 S2 ^, xDo the world   h0 w: l6 @% d3 y' @! a% i
做世界 。 ( C6 X3 t, g( ?
Big tea rice % }* {5 o- T: L- D* ~
大茶饭 。
$ Z7 f& j* t# Y5 G6 |% bAmerican chinese not enough. ; v$ o8 ~% l+ {2 [8 H+ D
美中不足。
* a" v) x: ^) c& V" s7 s4 nKing eight egg.
' Q7 e9 d; R- l- Q+ C王八蛋 3 K/ F# N8 J7 {* b% L% t+ q
High hand.
: k0 f' H' P  x/ \: V高手 % j; h- h, T# y  ~4 T2 ?& \: b$ O

$ _! ?* ^- d- z( AOld dot. 9 Z( [+ n1 u$ w' G+ t) |5 F
老点
9 |4 H' X1 `! F) wOne old water
: O9 m' w3 i; X# X( C" i: y一旧水
$ c2 y& o! ^" ~) QI know your mouse. 8 x3 G0 P$ \$ P1 g5 t! [
我识你老鼠！ " G/ r( V* t1 E" s
Measure water/Pound water. 7 H' y1 i& K1 y. R( {1 L
磅水
" E* l# f' ]" R4 Q; YA dragon service. ! I: ~6 @5 b, U7 Z$ M0 X
一条龙服务
* I5 V7 _! j; R( n  IPump water. 4 l- I6 l5 f& Q; O$ w& u
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  @8 j( ]0 o; i! B# qI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. ' j6 q5 c% Q- m* `1 n5 \6 \; k
我吹鸡打你班友。
. w+ ^( ]  y4 }You jump building.
: A0 |/ t0 U$ p! {, \你跳楼啦。 # f1 o7 I. y6 s4 t& d! ?- l
You come back home and eat banana 8 U% }# y) U  P; @
你返屋企食蕉啦 3 l3 ^7 F% t9 {
I give you a hair.
" y! l+ r0 _# ]% {我俾条毛你ar!
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Collect skin
" e0 K# N& H9 s2 J+ ]( S7 e$ m收皮 , B; I5 K7 u( r7 m& l' l7 m, @
Collect father
3 U9 Z' R/ |+ T4 T8 i9 E- Y- P2 f收爹 ( j/ a8 W0 U! Z, s& ]6 v* e
You give me collect father.
/ D! t4 R; y, M- O9 c6 v" h8 \你同我收爹！
' R9 C- P( d+ N/ A) w( V0 ZLaugh die me.
3 _  J5 h- U4 u: |" }1 q+ b笑死我。
' z: [8 ?' z1 j; s; YYou give me stop.
: y/ w3 F' W7 a你同我企系度。
: _/ R, C6 ]/ o/ k- EEight woman 7 R. {0 ?/ B( d1 l( Y2 `9 O$ G
八婆 0 Z" i# _5 q- a
Eight woman,you are good! 8 G  o3 o5 \* L. S8 H
八婆，你好o野! / h' }/ V' x0 c7 o/ c
What the spring do you do? + s6 z2 N3 B& }! ]. K, G( q2 ?
你搞乜春啊?
' J# L2 b. o2 {6 u" @$ B+ ?A dog of eating dung
5 o1 v; s) N; i' q1 K食屎狗
# K: j5 B5 o( T% s. ^1 U# ~A ghost of ass
2 p7 r4 L( v, j屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....
2 B5 J( l+ y! L8 g$ Z0 R( w都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......
2 m* f4 D. s2 A" l, nthis is not hong kong style english.....
/ T; j7 `8 `9 _* u: Othis nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....9 H& N  |/ {. y3 z7 I
i've already ban this shit...
/ Q$ y9 k# y3 T) W" kdon't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.