香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die. 4 A, n( x# \- x. _3 z, f
甘多人死，唔见你死。 , p' l0 j' R# n8 N% u
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
% c* W6 j4 Z* G1 ]- O$ n! j你教我以后点出嚟行?
- W3 h! n% H6 I3 Z0 V3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. ! W# N9 n& \% g+ l5 T- X) O
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 # g' _( n) x) q. z
4 "I saw a pork chop"
# B2 F6 n, N! g5 D) I5 B* M2 t我见到件猪扒啊。
; C" O1 G9 ]" l; [  i4 K5 Are you road?
2 A' h4 K" T, f你系咪路啊？ 9 `( |0 b, l& d6 O  |) R
6 What the water are you? 0 k  t* d  k" w8 _6 t5 }7 y
你系乜水啊？
* d: x8 E, w/ u) j6 t7 Do you big me? 3 k( O9 Y9 Y- O% c7 I1 r
你大我啊？ 1 g6 Y2 x; @# P/ t+ H; r
8 Zebra chops people.
6 X& N6 E8 K7 d+ t# `9 u班马劈友。
( O$ X+ f$ @# h/ T0 j4 g% h9 The king of the cutting girl. 9 j% T* z. s# }- U4 u
界女王。
3 k1 h7 O4 s% q% r7 e6 L10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
$ ?9 q% u% w( V' Q- s; ?批我个头俾你当凳坐。 / g/ ?9 Q5 x; \0 c( ~3 n3 ?  R$ i
11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
) D2 [9 t# v( q2 w0 @你当我无到？ & v7 y& ~  \1 M0 \& \
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
% U5 F% J, j' ^% [你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ ! d2 k, i' ?. _" I$ d1 Y
13 Today I was very black son.
' R; S1 d* Q" ]  r. A1 D今日我好黑仔。
; ]6 |% g5 B1 ~1 s14 I am wearing grass. + m0 [  o* s& D: S* O- h
我着紧草。 1 B5 O4 e+ o4 s- v0 l0 O
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! " e$ A/ a7 v0 w1 U7 {' l
你未够班同我讲数！ . C% q! a/ e" y& X- a! X6 ]
16 Two beat six. 9 E. Z& X: `" I1 o2 E) H: b
二打六
7 i3 c# ], w( {( n. |+ y" H17 Two five son.
& J6 p4 h4 ~, D) n二五仔
9 c" d$ c- ?3 Q8 d, B18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　
% o1 U2 {- K# ~% f' i. q) D琴琴青 / }1 M7 r% \" G' H. N
19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　 - c+ c* k0 @' P& h8 G- R% j) X
我俾D顏色你睇睇！
' h" k* M$ v* ~$ R. d- [0 O/ L+ e20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　 ( `$ Q1 W- L- v
蠢蠢欲動 。
2 v4 v' I& ^9 J" d21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
. o; G: N* A' }& {0 ~( o7 L人山人海 。 1 t1 q! s: U- B: o" u5 g' L+ N% _1 u5 h
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　
) p! Q; A1 E' R你算老幾? 7 B3 ?* T+ C! b) V
23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　
& [; T4 f& L: P% r# E4 g- ?# r你講乜鬼?
6 b7 d: l4 W  h$ l! j24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　 4 X6 j7 X8 k5 ?9 I4 K
我驚你有牙！
; W# Z( F' R0 C25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　
! V8 Y- s+ |3 R' M+ D# ?+ |* p% J& f心花怒放。   
& q" M" m) C! }7 O, jFish skin - G. `* P5 o, n( y2 M" Q
鱼皮 。 7 x# ?0 F0 N+ t, n: c! Y; }- H
Monster of blowing water. 4 U* b" K' Y8 y, p7 \
吹水怪。 1 m) |) ~+ k9 w: e- Y
Face green green 8 q9 w/ [9 ], p, ~
面青青。
8 [& T, p# d) p7 y) s3 QYou see road carefully
" ~! o  h" ~9 p& B7 @5 e你小心睇路
# ?- }5 w& a* ]0 c. |  KYou go to street carefully 1 A$ o$ \( c3 j0 h' U
你出街小心D。   r3 y& w. X( z& Z+ U$ z
Do the world
# ~* B8 `3 t1 U& ^: E' t做世界 。
6 T$ o6 B9 b. YBig tea rice
9 w: U' V: y& U. R# z, w; P大茶饭 。
7 F* D# c8 k& UAmerican chinese not enough.
3 t# ^3 W! [& S+ x! i美中不足。
1 B. i+ k# @6 KKing eight egg. * o9 y* M. ?& e& X4 @0 a
王八蛋 . @2 |6 A. i8 n9 {2 _
High hand. , p; Y6 L# s# q1 v1 N* S; m0 w' x
高手
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Old dot. 0 @0 Q7 ^1 L2 `* y: t1 r0 l: {
老点
- x# i# N0 t: A) E5 z; J: `, P# cOne old water & I: F' D+ W/ C9 Z0 W6 M" p' q
一旧水
8 ^/ f6 M8 j8 J0 ?. O' Q$ w' `. FI know your mouse.
& k0 Z: ?2 {# h3 I8 T+ D0 b我识你老鼠！
0 C  {! U; R% @4 R* zMeasure water/Pound water. + [7 l+ v. z8 K7 z" V. g
磅水 ( K. D( b) r* |
A dragon service. : {0 |0 O+ l  t4 O8 n. {
一条龙服务 ' {, P3 C) x" v# G2 r1 {$ [( c) B! E
Pump water.
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
% H1 ]2 Z( U5 ^7 R' N* u我吹鸡打你班友。 $ i+ l2 r; ?7 ]7 E+ {
You jump building.
: _& h$ W9 X. n+ O" u; i" j你跳楼啦。
6 j) l+ n1 o2 V  d. e2 f  YYou come back home and eat banana   n( r" d+ _. N% K1 A
你返屋企食蕉啦
4 O' b: y4 I: J. [2 CI give you a hair. 7 ?. `" C. C9 r
我俾条毛你ar! % p( B; S) [5 i

/ `/ ]) a8 N2 GCollect skin
. F" ]; ]. |. [+ J9 u  [收皮
: j% X+ y6 V# c; TCollect father
; T/ a( ~* X8 ?3 m( R3 n7 t收爹 $ A" M) x: S8 D
You give me collect father. 1 l/ E: f# R5 N4 X# K
你同我收爹！ 8 w3 E1 ]; ~, M; w9 n: |  `
Laugh die me. 0 }4 K1 G: ]2 c( x' \2 O% X
笑死我。
( q" {5 C! }+ B, s3 {5 qYou give me stop.
5 `( g! o+ y4 ^- W( {% M' M你同我企系度。
, {+ s& v/ a, N( b! aEight woman ) F# w' J/ L7 |$ P
八婆 0 v& [! b) I/ v" T  A
Eight woman,you are good! 9 _6 P/ p! n% G: a: T- |
八婆，你好o野!
# @: f, x8 X) ~& U$ XWhat the spring do you do? / a; f2 G( o3 z2 |& O4 v
你搞乜春啊? 2 Y2 {: f7 l: v# A1 }$ x, U
A dog of eating dung   U0 R( U0 @5 B. Z( v9 ?4 Q3 d* F! R
食屎狗
" ~+ Z& |6 R1 }" k, E: rA ghost of ass - y8 t- a) |* o1 I/ }$ \! V1 U' r
屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....* k" b; `" s/ P& k* w0 k
都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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2 m" {9 g4 L2 k& d# ~" e+ jtotally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......
; ?& I5 B. Y" i; n4 X, \/ d- f! \this is not hong kong style english.....  Q, G% ]( f, O
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....7 l2 w3 X/ k" U5 M% a3 x, b$ @) w
i've already ban this shit...
3 I; Q5 j0 R  h6 ^" Rdon't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.