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Kei2005

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三仔

正呀!!好好笑~~我呀媽成日講1,2,4

月月鳥

some of these have said

kantang4910

Originally posted by 三仔 at 2005-3-9 03:42 PM:
0 [# X- n6 x: [: N# ~% c, C 正呀!!好好笑~~我呀媽成日講1,2,4

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好好笑,唔係呀,記住'樹欲靜而風不息,子欲養而親不在'是很悲哀.有得聽好聽多��,咁即係仲有人關心你.唔係攪笑.我建議版主扣三仔分,因他侮辱媽媽

三仔

Originally posted by kantang4910 at 2005-3-10 06:44 PM:3 v. ?# N+ D4 Q- t1 @$ X9 A+ L1 a

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好好笑,唔係呀,記住'樹欲靜而風不息,子欲養而親不在'是很悲哀.有得聽好聽多��,咁即係仲有人關心你.唔係攪笑.我建議版主扣三仔分,因他侮辱媽媽

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TIN KAI

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stuttgart

1, 3, 4, 6

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kingtong

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