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Kei2005

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1 著多件衫呀 (不論寒冷或酷熱天氣警告都會聽到)$ M6 d( w  c4 U/ E( l9 j$ C
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2 生舊叉燒好過生你 (點解係叉燒? 雙拼叉雞會唔會好D?)5 X& N5 c1 ?/ R: o
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3 隔離陳師奶個仔讀書都唔知幾叻 (係囉, 妳都話"唔知"落,講黎把鬼咩)
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0 z% ]$ u/ F3 w0 Y6 b2 g  X# U4 媽: 早D訓啦, 晚晚都咁夜訓, 聽朝返工返學唔夠精神呀 仔:阿媽,聽日星期日喎. I! l  Z% R4 H
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5 第二樣野冇見你咁叻, 駁咀你就最叻' m- S3 \! P+ X- U- y1 x
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6 睇電視唔好坐咁埋呀, 睇壞對眼呀 (阿媽, 太遲啦, 就係對眼壞左先要坐咁埋睇)0 f6 J/ v7 X8 K7 A* ?# j
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7 叫0左你唔好夜晚洗頭, 第二日老0左你就知 (第二日咁快就老)) ^* w0 A5 x  X6 P" c4 J. O* j0 h' g
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8 得閒帶個女仔返黎食飯啦 (帶男仔得唔得)6 a, q, Y8 b% G* k. e& |9 M

" H% h2 C4 J3 z& G8 g" z( t+ I" h% J. C9 幾時結婚呀 (結婚, 結婚, 結完就分, 有乜好結喎)
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" y# v9 u  v- Q3 c( ^10 媽:出左糧未呀(月月都有)
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我媽1,4,5,6 都有講過hahhaha

三仔

正呀!!好好笑~~我呀媽成日講1,2,4

月月鳥

some of these have said

kantang4910

Originally posted by 三仔 at 2005-3-9 03:42 PM:- o; W% B$ ^" K8 q* V# L! Q
正呀!!好好笑~~我呀媽成日講1,2,4

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好好笑,唔係呀,記住'樹欲靜而風不息,子欲養而親不在'是很悲哀.有得聽好聽多��,咁即係仲有人關心你.唔係攪笑.我建議版主扣三仔分,因他侮辱媽媽

三仔

Originally posted by kantang4910 at 2005-3-10 06:44 PM:
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好好笑,唔係呀,記住'樹欲靜而風不息,子欲養而親不在'是很悲哀.有得聽好聽多��,咁即係仲有人關心你.唔係攪笑.我建議版主扣三仔分,因他侮辱媽媽

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我那有侮辱我媽媽??不要亂說!!

TIN KAI

i mom away say 4,5,10

stuttgart

1, 3, 4, 6

tinguse3650

1 4 5 10>.<

kingtong

good