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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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6 Y8 Z% p% E' o, |6 m性本善:Sex is good. 1 ~4 z' T1 v2 v( H7 x
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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( R1 B. |# m2 ^( y( Y- g0 w' ^習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. , C" s0 K' F& v/ f" J9 C" T
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. - `, _. I8 Q! g& l, d8 P" X
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教之道:The way of learning it
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+ K# ^6 o; Z; D+ c$ F. C8 j( \) G- s貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. # s; J' o* R; N# ]9 p! a
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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9 g8 w+ Y5 _% y# w  y# E擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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" N6 W: z; {* l; d9 x  g斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. ( {8 m/ k6 l3 Q; V4 e$ M; ?
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it 3 M" O% C3 q7 n, ~) c/ g

5 v1 E- o9 {5 K( I4 L: f名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault. ; R' ]7 N9 ^3 ]9 _- u& B" x

; J* A, K/ T. i6 I; F* C. @& W4 u教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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2 Z# N- ~9 [5 F2 F( |% R& J2 T師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 0 t, j1 l4 a* L# f& G1 D( j- ^; ?
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake ) W# y2 I2 E' J. L
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, ( C2 w0 v7 P9 `% m1 g# W: F  n& v

; S  u8 b1 w( |) J4 D老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged " L  z3 j7 i2 B# x
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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# {! G( u% Z# N3 d. A- ?% [! o' X不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex, / h$ H1 `/ Z2 [2 ^0 L4 U
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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