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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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! a# \: V0 k/ x, E7 c+ V2 c性本善:Sex is good. : w: b: ]  S' N, a
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. 2 I! a4 o* z1 Q: w5 ^
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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- T; ~* g* T- \1 R$ Z. ]: v性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. 5 U' S( {% \5 y8 t1 |

3 {/ M, R0 B0 e4 E教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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. a) d  u1 U- |4 E  R5 e& G- }昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng ( z$ W! j+ H; H& X% {: A5 @
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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5 k1 B7 \$ n7 W# n子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. 8 [( C, v1 H8 Q' O6 B9 y# J5 W
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous - V8 \# v# \! k7 F4 N, J
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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' p" ]( p% q" f( j$ g# z0 u名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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& a4 Y0 O0 y$ Z+ y; L/ t養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, & S! j7 Q2 x$ D1 L# |, ^

& a# ]8 b$ x. X3 q& A' E1 U+ `父之過 :It is all your fault.
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& `! B" C9 k# t% N! o. U, o* I教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, # L# M' r! Z; B3 s9 _

; w1 B9 B. @2 f' L6 K' w0 U; Y師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. $ A6 |6 E) R( S& L; \  M7 @. M
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this : A/ A$ u4 z( ~& x2 q# n1 c
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, 4 _+ s- ^7 d+ N9 X+ k7 L

* v2 _+ b, B( a. m0 L* _9 Q. g老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged 1 a( Z6 v7 |7 j/ p0 x
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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. R5 F5 ^( y6 P+ f8 O& B6 g3 z, i人不學 :If you don't learn sex, " z* Q. P+ ]2 t/ N5 h& w
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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