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人之初:At the beginning of life. $ `5 {0 E7 n* S3 u5 T4 _! o

& x3 X" a/ l' ^7 b; y5 `性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. $ V( Q# {' X. ]& A  T) w* Y5 {

4 B8 g' p7 b# f# e: ~3 a9 z6 i習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. 0 Y3 n% D. l: c: J2 Q' r2 U% x9 Q

) Q- {/ ]3 o8 ^8 w' U5 n! ~$ y苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. & H  {/ m( t3 t& J

, g( d6 @% j5 w5 o/ N性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it - ]0 E* w% E3 N; l* k& p0 W7 y

1 n& u3 k* _2 c5 G貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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3 n9 V9 \$ v1 g7 x1 ~昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. 4 u  n& Q' K' d( ~* P# f2 w
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. - N: ?. W7 b9 {  Y% i# X: T
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous 2 I' S7 B7 z3 j& p4 j7 p0 K

. b' P0 ~" J# _7 F  F' V8 f7 N有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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& E+ y  V1 i8 ~7 L! W教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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1 {7 M3 h9 e1 b2 g' ^8 Q! M8 }. q5 W養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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1 ?- Z, t, K  W' u' [+ b, \父之過 :It is all your fault. 7 C  T8 V- Q3 H& }3 M, x
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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; H) h7 J( r, @* E  {4 \$ I子不學 :You may refuse to study this 8 ~; A8 I" i6 ^& a, Z
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake 9 {' b( f% w; X  o# {  X, j. i

; z) @/ \" L# S幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged   U, O; N( Y! Q; W1 d& `

% f5 H6 q0 ^7 D3 u' H  {  W, }7 z1 q玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. ! b6 Y: z; L- ^" _+ v9 k& _

  o/ h& F  z" @6 Z/ D人不學 :If you don't learn sex, 4 N( ?1 F# `  H# P9 k0 X: s

4 z3 E# C4 s3 ?2 ^( p- @不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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