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人之初:At the beginning of life. 4 y4 n% n0 D, c7 F" @5 Q3 }

% C+ ]6 y' G) j) S1 B7 W) @性本善:Sex is good.
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( c3 X1 w1 h2 K8 O3 [+ ^性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. ! b9 ?' q2 a1 _8 I: k

# d; ~, X% K, F# _8 M習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. 2 l: ?  n/ e  \
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. - w+ x( A3 N2 ?0 Y( k% s2 ]6 ]# n2 N& j

) ~1 `, s$ W" r% E6 W教之道:The way of learning it , s& |2 A5 `" r9 H, e: [

/ L3 e( ?3 S  ~! Z6 w% R貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. # Y0 N3 k# {+ D% K* v

; A2 D$ ^4 @  A昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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5 f( W' w" p9 y' h斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine / v% H6 I9 o, R
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教五子 :All his five son took it ! s* y/ t- P* ~. I/ Q: {1 L
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. 7 y( x7 |7 q3 L: B7 z0 v, n
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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6 {+ a0 S$ ~+ o- H9 K教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, , x8 z* U4 o3 F
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 8 s5 ^$ {7 i  O, ~4 a* P; u

% L+ Z* D7 L. h$ t: d' a- B( P子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake / O0 r/ a& A9 {
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged 5 V0 @$ m7 M7 [) A
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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6 @' V, ~' M2 c/ ~人不學 :If you don't learn sex, 4 {8 ^# \  C& {$ J. o$ M
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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