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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good.
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4 \, w: \5 r4 X6 Z0 s% T性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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9 i) X4 A; |& u% {& s! B0 t, h6 N苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. 0 n- @! G9 s5 m8 ~5 }6 K

2 @% i7 ^+ W6 L; C; H教之道:The way of learning it * B& o0 F  w) Y6 c. \

2 k+ y6 i) O4 h5 ]/ G- Y! ~8 i貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. - o: X% V6 k" n! ?3 P  x% v$ v; E

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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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0 L+ k! `  r1 j子不學:If you don't study hard,
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- N7 ^/ M. @$ s) n4 `斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. - H9 I8 I: W9 E/ B7 Y7 k

4 k# W5 x% j5 y# b6 |竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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( {3 o. s& R6 v4 K& Z有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it ' [* C: g5 f7 r- E% J9 o/ N

" A/ v# t! y2 k名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault. 5 T9 ^9 `) D/ ~! a8 W# [# }) z
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this 6 [. \# n+ s6 O3 g
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake ! O& K2 }$ x8 z  w* f8 P4 q; v

* x- Z3 x- h. e+ k7 t幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,   r) X( J( S; \9 Q

2 D# k0 v- W5 F/ d+ m: q, B老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, ( R, q* `3 ]4 V6 S, ^6 I

  f& U* L' b( V不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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