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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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; i1 M: ^- `0 e# t  H/ D9 J3 H4 G性本善:Sex is good. 7 Q/ v3 s9 [1 I. M; t

9 z- ~# U' o1 Q- {# _性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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' y$ _. o0 |5 k! p* I習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. # u! z' d& \3 h

1 c! _! L4 H5 E! d苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. : G9 b5 ]  n0 ?' l; O
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. / l5 n: S, y3 h7 [
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教之道:The way of learning it 0 F) C$ z0 g9 X8 R

. Z5 r1 x# u/ ]貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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/ I, M; F- m& Q7 T4 L8 @昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard, / T0 S( S) X7 x
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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$ v9 \: ^' N& J  A有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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/ V5 Z+ c3 ], s6 k; m; G教五子 :All his five son took it . Z& n7 ]) A( E
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. . k8 o2 p& X6 G: v

* C2 |0 u" N' f& s( V- h+ A養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, / o3 ^& N! X1 s; y6 G$ `: O

- R: G: Z5 O2 e父之過 :It is all your fault. 4 U9 a' g+ l$ I) _( G( _6 Q

1 S+ }5 W0 R* b- n教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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/ x" M5 h: b; D+ o子不學 :You may refuse to study this 7 M, E" I1 I3 _/ r: \

5 r# n$ Z! o1 p9 B8 c非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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# ?# p, g/ s( W1 v( d幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, 2 Z0 Y( v; t7 o6 L& }6 k8 v" }

; G% h% o) I4 V; n7 `老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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. ?9 A& z4 s/ ^) y9 X2 ^玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, 2 N9 V% O5 z1 P
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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- X" s" `3 ~  O不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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