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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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- C: f% Q8 o( V昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng * |" R* z8 Y8 {8 Q( U% Q
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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$ [2 b6 ~3 C/ p, }- |" h% A7 F子不學:If you don't study hard, # B3 p2 B6 l: E: l5 k

' p5 ~0 Q5 S; h斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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% l/ z% r" {* \, f; A" _: ^竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous 9 {" w3 }# h/ K
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine % R+ ?9 o7 B+ S; e3 F
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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. V) m( L( L$ h% n) W' k+ o- ]名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault. $ |3 S$ h8 u2 L1 W) ^- Z9 L3 a

+ K, C6 |4 m: I$ ]$ ?教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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& w! o7 q2 C/ G$ E! e6 `師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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8 |4 C. T% B/ e" r子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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) X" ?2 i. _# K2 t, |" ~非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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0 C* K1 c7 h/ [3 i4 _( c人不學 :If you don't learn sex, 3 L6 a! _( c' F; T

" W0 K- o, L; H' B0 `不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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