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發表於 2005-7-29 02:22 AM
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3字經(english版)
人之初:At the beginning of life. ' j6 v5 Y. x2 `4 b& s
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性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. 5 w3 J: U, q) D0 d' J4 y8 L G
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. - C& D, W C7 \" t' a- Z" o
% f2 L5 V$ w/ k9 H' ?7 S! G苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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5 k0 i! g$ O X5 P, {# x5 ]. F( Z性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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6 s2 J8 \( ~# W9 b5 P' V$ |教之道:The way of learning it * j7 i$ H" a( o$ L% V
* L' d0 E, {$ t Q( ^) m2 X8 \) ^貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng $ C1 Z8 S. s8 O6 U& k- B0 c) G+ D
* B' v, c) Q8 C$ X% z擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. 1 ^! o! D; M0 Z, F( d
* V$ a. }7 M' l" @7 [子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. # ]+ g# Z) Q: |# G8 d* Y
* Q4 Z L& V. W2 i p# h5 k5 |竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous 5 C d& Q+ w$ @# h& Q- p
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it " g: y/ n1 [$ [6 |+ _
2 i- ^3 r# d& z+ i* k% }名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault. 7 j o* z+ p2 j1 N3 U/ ~% f
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, 3 u: Y) ?8 b7 s
& U4 i9 A1 V7 Z7 Y8 g6 i8 b% E" N6 L師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. % ~0 z: q+ e! L6 N
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this $ h: H1 Y! S. Z- P" e
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, 3 F2 {9 W! H) D; Y% r+ c
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, ; _" u. B4 y& N+ `5 u
! |* Z" `/ B( c6 p$ K H% B6 L8 I& [不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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/ L. |% L! G* m3 \' w: B1 I人不學 :If you don't learn sex, W8 k' U1 Z1 t' m; C
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness |
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