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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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: Z" l6 m  }; T: ?' @" {& a8 D) o( @3 ~性本善:Sex is good. ( k0 d9 ~/ M% u. O+ h
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. - ?! f2 h0 q' e  b8 H, X
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. & f% x5 [+ j" y- `2 |9 C8 e+ y  M

  q9 U. A- H  ^教之道:The way of learning it 1 }7 [1 ~. @# e1 H5 {' Y

7 M1 L0 h; @, [3 C/ L0 D- k* s貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. ( B, A: [% i. ]8 w

  D- N" D9 Y2 n6 E- c% J3 ]/ y& L昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng 6 Q, _2 `' V8 s7 V; G7 J

8 C: g% q0 W  {- T6 A5 C擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. ! w; M5 K+ C! |7 @4 o4 o7 O
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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1 r4 O! ~5 R* \2 U3 T5 A竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous " k0 m, y$ P$ Q! u
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. % o0 y$ m4 D& B5 X1 v) k

" z1 X8 y( Y! l6 {養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, 0 g6 c2 j  h! E' @' Y. P* b" h

+ r. E2 \2 N1 @" c+ R4 K( g; }4 f父之過 :It is all your fault. / ^+ {% ?8 y" q3 d0 e! _

/ l/ X1 ^" S, a  ~- w教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, ( {# S2 C; A6 W; K
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this ) i4 R7 \$ J+ R" t6 x  M

* i+ I# _4 ?: k- C  G非所宜 :but that is a real mistake 8 h" c8 }8 C, w& a) C

; t  h  G+ a$ I  ^& e# E8 V6 d幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, 2 [4 X( {& z. c
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged . U; b2 {1 s$ Q1 C3 V% R3 Q3 @) L

1 Q$ g: l# S" f玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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1 O1 O* l: l! l8 N不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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( V, m# R4 z9 `3 b2 t) P0 U人不學 :If you don't learn sex, " }1 [. K* n( x; Q7 l
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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