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人之初:At the beginning of life. . o4 _/ g4 X+ X( w$ c5 ]* M4 l

4 m3 G4 I$ }! ^7 e  M; P/ F性本善:Sex is good.
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  k' M+ J9 p% e性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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$ ^8 b6 K; ?3 P習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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% j* e5 v" E* r, k" r  h) S苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. 2 ^+ e" b- ^6 n6 u/ L

4 ]6 v' |6 x6 O$ {( D( h教之道:The way of learning it + L' D9 R' m9 o) e2 ^# j& V  x

5 k! s7 |1 g9 P% K* s/ _貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng 9 D" Q- X: p+ S& C1 J

* a1 o# `* _" m% m6 c3 J擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. . L1 Y% J. P8 |' v" l  d( o

" _) J2 ]" n; q子不學:If you don't study hard, 9 S! C$ o( X. l) a7 {5 }8 U
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. 5 u, X: `  k+ t! j2 [* \4 B$ j' w

/ m/ [! T2 S) m- E. E竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous # K0 S0 `5 q: X6 Q
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it 0 k; I, h2 |3 R
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. " J9 y$ M: B2 R0 [& k2 {5 z, P5 M
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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% u9 r& A+ r) U" ^" Z4 X6 y父之過 :It is all your fault. 4 B, B: |# t8 z( Q, s1 @8 Y, T
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, 4 B) U# L" \- H4 N0 I- R2 |
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. , T% Y* h3 D' m
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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; T2 }+ s1 t; J, u& g7 G3 r2 S! {非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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/ ?* w$ x( i2 X2 u  w8 o幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,   E6 X1 u1 o7 `

4 p8 f3 B& Y& v, \7 P老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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: E8 Y3 y# e# o) D0 |玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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' H3 z5 b3 L& x; G人不學 :If you don't learn sex, 1 V$ u( {" D) Z; a5 ~1 g1 f6 b

1 u; d& a( `' D" p0 \5 A不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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