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人之初:At the beginning of life. 4 W2 b9 g- Y9 z- T

& A( r5 U3 x4 W2 z性本善:Sex is good. + A+ m* w) {; z, z, _4 e( B) i
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. 5 o% ~) o; B; w/ ]. p! D( U
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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7 `( p9 ~/ I3 S- A- c) O9 B8 h教之道:The way of learning it
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% _% w: F9 s: a1 |& J. {0 B貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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0 Q2 G( g  v; E, \; C7 \昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. 5 w$ ^2 ]1 @4 v. N6 k8 z. @0 t
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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0 m- {  Z9 v+ I( Q4 c$ Z- v斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. 1 I2 R% U! u/ a2 T9 L5 O2 o

7 ]* o# Z+ m- e. A竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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- d; l8 _4 [& l& d4 }" }' \) r1 S有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine ) P! ]' x" K$ M% Y8 x3 i! R( H

0 T& l8 n9 Z& l8 ^+ \* M教五子 :All his five son took it 1 A. Z6 M1 @$ ^# w& n8 M
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,   i% U, G. A2 z% v; ~! x  x% u9 |+ D6 Z' A

" x/ f. b. S; r4 T  E% i6 [7 [師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 0 t5 o+ q, A' N9 w" e& Z/ }- p% G: h
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this - D+ n% {4 M% U' o: j

6 i0 S" e& g9 Q% ^8 u8 s非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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& g( h, f! N4 v" X老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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  M- o# c  w5 x- L4 @/ r* I不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex, " R3 U. @+ h$ F' U- _: l; L0 r
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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