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人之初:At the beginning of life. : _$ n6 Q* k$ N2 v" I1 O
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性本善:Sex is good. , ?, h! D) _+ O* }! v; |7 t

- N  F4 N6 `' U3 ^" @6 J* E性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. # L6 V1 D! G8 p" j5 Q( y- }- P
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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1 J; B0 E! F9 h5 r* a苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. 9 ~! ?1 N. S: l/ K/ Z! e" W1 T
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. - T( _* O) y8 ^7 W, B

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4 A5 }8 H5 g# G# `* {6 I* a貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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# V9 e# j6 i  Z% _( m! Q& ?昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. 8 f: \: C- Y9 }! A
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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: h; j4 @, B8 b5 _" U( E9 v) b" z" F斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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2 x* K+ i: z- Y* D% p4 p' m竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous & i, k" @+ t0 s( u( L
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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2 M2 ~) a: q" o+ K( S# R" f  F7 h教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. 6 z8 a3 }+ a0 m' i5 G& Y
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, + v8 i9 |/ B. T) r% {& ^' k3 J9 v
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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+ F2 q7 Q6 v/ d  N2 M9 e教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, ; g4 L5 d3 m! S: z  U
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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- T, v* q; X9 D2 u6 u% W幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,   p9 Z+ C0 l7 O' Y% z) d  @

$ v, h, V% y( r3 b老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged $ m( _4 W$ b* U

) A! z9 I" T5 D; a$ `; ~  t玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, " i) S  ^2 P8 \& I

+ H$ ]1 X8 ?3 b2 n不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex, ; W. }/ _* m3 P# X
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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