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人之初:At the beginning of life. ' D: y- s7 Y" o1 f* [# d8 R% {9 U3 O

$ b8 G" X" i1 j1 ?5 W1 p+ e* q& ^性本善:Sex is good.
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2 {' h" Q' G1 b性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. 5 K1 S' z  e' Z& ^9 J
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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& ]5 ], w! m/ \; o4 h性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. ! a# {1 j& c$ T: U

# L) ?, x: x9 q: J# a, ^( o& L1 V教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. # T; ^: Z1 G+ G# \7 }
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng . H8 G) d6 k5 l9 q

$ J& d; n" m: ~9 K擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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8 Y) d0 O: |9 E9 P子不學:If you don't study hard, & S0 n, l, m' S$ u# b& Q5 ^
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. * Q" @0 e) S$ e* r( ^
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous 8 L4 @1 q" E$ o

# l6 ?( C/ M* s' n2 d有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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7 y, b1 O. {! [7 L5 e名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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( z8 K/ G$ G$ I養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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4 C  Q7 \4 ]8 h  ^- r- h父之過 :It is all your fault. * `* u9 L3 Q% C( [

  \& r, I  V/ d' o2 Q教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, 2 K& z' c. ~/ ]; Y: B
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. * U  t7 M+ L1 E/ C- }, @
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this $ i' ?. `2 S+ m$ k, ]# }* b

) T; n4 p+ b& D: A1 D3 I非所宜 :but that is a real mistake . Z) ]) e# s2 B
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, ' X+ I/ D( g$ u+ _# F" G/ k" N

& a& S7 Z. p' _: ]老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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! \- B: @4 g# j3 Z& k玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, 1 V& m0 a9 R5 K$ r, c

5 l# [, N! J$ n+ h8 C' j1 f" k不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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) p' L; Y, s& u( D- W人不學 :If you don't learn sex, ( d) j8 \( _% y' Y. u5 ]
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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