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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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- l) V" U6 Y8 z2 M性本善:Sex is good. . G6 m1 ~/ x/ V( v0 E

1 X4 q  K) ~  ~+ _  `+ U性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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1 T: }/ d1 g6 S' q0 j* g習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. 2 _9 R) s( p0 ?: m9 m

: v/ G" _! o8 Z2 ^/ k9 c- q4 Y; M苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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; p8 |6 w9 t7 U' o7 Q+ V; l性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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0 [& s4 L7 I2 l) B2 b5 k教之道:The way of learning it
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& _8 v3 ~7 }8 a  K貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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6 ^' _+ I. k& l5 D2 b+ x* ?昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng ' N, G6 F' w- t1 |! P& _
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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# ?! H2 K+ h! \& ?0 e* n$ Y子不學:If you don't study hard, 1 @1 K5 a: [! z/ B! N7 L

3 Q7 s& S5 g. {: M% ?, k5 R; H斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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1 Z- t7 v, w9 K; I6 c有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine * _7 x# M& k/ D1 e4 M: ~

/ ?; c  x# z! _/ m% @  [教五子 :All his five son took it
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2 e4 C1 {8 @' n8 f1 N4 ?- o6 R6 E) m名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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# J3 o9 ~/ [" p# H0 v2 V8 i& Q養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, 9 D. W0 O; i1 M$ Q- u% I
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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1 V2 n+ N/ F; \師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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4 q6 ?# ?8 ]2 z7 b4 D非所宜 :but that is a real mistake + o  Z$ O+ R' T! h5 L8 r- V8 g! q6 |
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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, Q2 z9 d6 k  j8 H; [/ D/ H9 @8 _8 N玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, # L: s! D' n+ R- D

  c( |) a) L- U+ D" J' C不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. 5 \5 a* w/ p, i' t. }8 p. [  ]
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex, ; ^1 m" w1 `) N
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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