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作者: trista_cheong 時間: 2007-1-15 11:54 PM 標題: 港式英語… :):):):):)

笑到我肚痛﹐

笑到無力食飯~~

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（轉）港式英語
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Piano piano green 琴琴青
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠！
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！ ! `1 V' q" r& Y9 ~) d( Z0 S

If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！
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Fish skin~魚皮。
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Fall on a street@@ 。 : }& ?5 |; |8 y( h$ o

fall on your street.""你個"K" ' d& [* ~$ L, v  ~
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Blow water吹水
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。 ( ?6 D3 @+ H! {$ @4 D

Blow chicken吹雞
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
我吹雞打你班友。 + w+ S( \5 y8 K5 Y2 C1 ~  y

Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。   O2 V- V4 o* A- E- a' v' Z

Face green green臉青青。 * _/ K' A" L& M' X

"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 $ F; F" v7 T8 ~; K0 z
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。 0 x4 ?) Z* w% ]7 ?
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。

You jump building.你跳樓啦。

People mountain people sea人山人海。 : D) u9 q, w) [# \' @) ]
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀? $ B" }6 s3 e, \/ M$ e$ Y
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Eat banana食蕉

You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 - J3 H8 C/ H: o( m- N

How senior are you?你算老幾? * f' u) |- f) x4 U
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What the water are you?你係乜水?

Where are you come from?你邊度架?
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Do you big me?你大我呀?
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友。 . }% g0 ^* }# S- K- O2 I

Do the world做世界。

Big tea rice大茶飯。 7 I3 e+ M) G8 |8 W+ F5 f4 Q
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? 5 _! t6 h. U4 I1 m0 _) h* A: I
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Cut girl 界女

The king of cutting girl.界女王。   l+ y+ E- t6 _- o. b5 |

Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！

I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！

Collect father收爹

You give me collect father.你給我收爹！ $ _  N' Q$ p5 _) w

Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? 3 o) O) ]+ n! ~

Laugh die me.笑死我。
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。 7 t% `, B1 b  u; C

American chinese not enough.美中不足。 2 \% [# ]3 l6 Q% v- @$ ]
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 & E8 a* B4 R; b' c$ P5 L% b

You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. 3 D( c/ b: l& I! D0 x! X1 O
你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！

Eight woman八婆

Eight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野! $ J" H! ]! R& s% `/ b+ m- b+ W! o

King eight egg.王八蛋 8 F: f! R2 X% V% C/ A

Black son黑仔 6 n, V" O8 [' u
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！

Wear grass著草

I am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！ & W$ Y, k% D; @. a1 a. |

High hand.高手

A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 9 o2 p5 X# ^# Z! }: c
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成   A  k) `# S; r' o' i

Good mother.好娘 8 e1 U" U; i0 {4 m7 g

You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！

Old dot.老點 / ~/ |% ^- Y1 a
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One old water 一舊水

What the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗 / B  [7 u) M( K9 d

A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼

Measure water/Pound water.磅水 $ T- j6 P* f/ p# G* A6 L

A dragon service.一條龍服務

Hold hold water.楂楂水
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Pump water.抽水 0 G& }! T- }$ b" P* v
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Two hit six.二打六

Two five boy.二五仔

作者: hkcchk 時間: 2007-1-15 11:57 PM

This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......

作者: architect 時間: 2007-1-16 12:01 AM

還有

you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳* W3 @0 F0 K) m4 k* m2 R: n, `
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷

作者: pigcat 時間: 2007-1-16 12:11 AM

Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳, q# y! k* _- K6 j2 w! K
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷

d人係連inner都唔識...
用inside..

作者: tkc314 時間: 2007-1-16 12:15 AM

之前睇過啦..
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好無聊下
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直釋-0-

作者: Killer111 時間: 2007-1-16 12:14 PM

呢d野﹐可以自創。
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good rope 好索

作者: 奇 時間: 2007-1-16 05:40 PM

有d以前睇過
最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友。

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仲有one mountain higher than one mountain一山還有一山高

作者: super123 時間: 2007-1-17 02:12 AM

so many ppl like that

作者: tonyw 時間: 2007-1-17 02:20 AM

>If you have enough ginger
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我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD

作者: hklady 時間: 2007-1-17 05:01 AM

oh , thanks ! 5 h3 l6 m0 |/ {, Y
i very need it !!!

作者: downbe 時間: 2007-1-17 11:17 AM

OK la, if it is popular let us promote. Like Singapore and India English, now you may check those in Oxford English..... So Push push.

作者: wer 時間: 2007-1-17 05:02 PM

Originally posted by trista_cheong at 2007-1-15 23:54:
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you have today-你有今天

作者: Stan@Cysss 時間: 2007-1-17 05:12 PM

Originally posted by wer at 2007-1-17 05:02 PM:0 C* C. u) d- c- m- I4 C2 |4 H
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you have today-你有今天

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係 "你都有今日喇" - "You also have today la" =)
HAHAA

作者: Killer111 時間: 2007-1-17 05:18 PM

Dead Man Head 死人頭

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