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作者: trista_cheong 時間: 2007-1-15 11:54 PM 標題: 港式英語… :):):):):)

笑到我肚痛﹐

笑到無力食飯~~

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（轉）港式英語
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Piano piano green 琴琴青

Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠！ ' f! ?* b  f# X5 ?0 [6 D; ^

You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？ 2 f0 _; s* z7 f- F; U* a6 {' [  i

I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！ . }; n( q. `% k, k5 r
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！
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Fish skin~魚皮。 . d7 x9 ~, n4 |! k3 Z

Fall on a street@@ 。 3 @+ `, S9 e+ N2 h- H

fall on your street.""你個"K" + I  ~9 _" h2 j7 m1 @4 {: I

Blow water吹水% w2 B' l, r8 e) j
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。 8 F) V4 Q) i- B2 V# u

Blow chicken吹雞 % _3 U% C7 g- Q; T9 m$ R: m8 b
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. , o. \. v3 m/ J; p
我吹雞打你班友。 6 `4 i7 `: w3 l, ]' i' E

Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。   P$ Y5 t3 U$ t, v/ Y
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Face green green臉青青。 . T+ L2 F7 i/ }$ s1 K

"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 7 G  E$ ^$ x% \, i; a
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 # Y1 q% [4 r" y* v/ d& Y6 {) l
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。 8 Q5 j( s4 q& X& K2 v7 L0 V$ `9 `
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People mountain people sea人山人海。 + ]5 C! F# V# u8 e1 l- v

Are you road?你係唔係路呀?
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Eat banana食蕉   M7 g) c. z- q+ m" Y% [/ Z

You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 ) d! k* l& y3 q. ]
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How senior are you?你算老幾?
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What the water are you?你係乜水? ; F5 {  U: D1 p6 G

Where are you come from?你邊度架? 6 _. h' l; v3 V( d# F' }

Do you big me?你大我呀?

Zebra chops people班馬劈友。
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Do the world做世界。 . g: u! {* k, N  V

Big tea rice大茶飯。
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? # e- [/ [, M$ {
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Cut girl 界女

The king of cutting girl.界女王。

Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！ 0 X8 X# j. f4 k' q, ]# \* H

I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！ 0 ~2 X% P8 i' G* f" @# [6 K
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Collect father收爹

You give me collect father.你給我收爹！ - k' w% x# ]" L$ T- P; Q

Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? + G5 K, P& F) x& l) p% Z

Laugh die me.笑死我。
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。 & Q# U: t1 C8 X# M4 x) ~. R

American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. / T/ f) \$ E* o2 q  s
你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！ 4 O6 P7 }& C$ e$ E6 a6 L
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Eight woman八婆

Eight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野! ; N% Y: e% k' t% |0 }" N/ M- W8 g) t
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King eight egg.王八蛋

Black son黑仔
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！ " C: `5 E: t* \- O" O- }' l/ G4 |& |2 H
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Wear grass著草
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。

I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！ 7 w9 U: t( L3 q& y4 S0 K

High hand.高手
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 9 N* w4 ~  [' L+ S, C  _  p1 v
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 . P/ H3 J2 E( N
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Good mother.好娘 3 Y% i( Z  m. o7 C0 ^7 A

You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！ " R) c3 _& u6 l

Old dot.老點

One old water 一舊水
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春?

A dog of eating @@.食屎狗 7 O0 W2 [0 i" Q0 z( F( B0 O
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 ( D2 K5 r# u6 l- Q2 C

Measure water/Pound water.磅水

A dragon service.一條龍服務
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Hold hold water.楂楂水 & p4 a4 G$ o* ?$ q, H
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Pump water.抽水 % y0 @" u; X( i: t4 f/ k

Two hit six.二打六

Two five boy.二五仔

作者: hkcchk 時間: 2007-1-15 11:57 PM

This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......

作者: architect 時間: 2007-1-16 12:01 AM

還有
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳2 p D Z, I3 ~% _
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷

作者: pigcat 時間: 2007-1-16 12:11 AM

Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:
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. ~& c* `2 D+ Q6 Hyou no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
+ {, e4 m! g q5 V9 pI hit u inner box 我打到你內傷

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d人係連inner都唔識...
用inside..

作者: tkc314 時間: 2007-1-16 12:15 AM

之前睇過啦..

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直釋-0-

作者: Killer111 時間: 2007-1-16 12:14 PM

呢d野﹐可以自創。, N# f" b3 y+ z: b8 A
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good rope 好索

作者: 奇 時間: 2007-1-16 05:40 PM

有d以前睇過
最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友。

仲有one mountain higher than one mountain一山還有一山高

作者: super123 時間: 2007-1-17 02:12 AM

so many ppl like that

作者: tonyw 時間: 2007-1-17 02:20 AM

>If you have enough ginger4 r# o' K4 b; P0 I7 U$ j/ y
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我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD

作者: hklady 時間: 2007-1-17 05:01 AM

oh , thanks ! S! {/ M- ?: z) n9 ^% b
i very need it !!!

作者: downbe 時間: 2007-1-17 11:17 AM

OK la, if it is popular let us promote. Like Singapore and India English, now you may check those in Oxford English..... So Push push.

作者: wer 時間: 2007-1-17 05:02 PM

Originally posted by trista_cheong at 2007-1-15 23:54:
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you have today-你有今天

作者: Stan@Cysss 時間: 2007-1-17 05:12 PM

Originally posted by wer at 2007-1-17 05:02 PM:
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8 E6 Y, }. H) r9 N6 U" Syou have today-你有今天

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係 "你都有今日喇" - "You also have today la" =)
HAHAA

作者: Killer111 時間: 2007-1-17 05:18 PM

Dead Man Head 死人頭

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