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作者: trista_cheong 時間: 2007-1-15 11:54 PM 標題: 港式英語… :):):):):)

笑到我肚痛﹐

笑到無力食飯~~

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（轉）港式英語
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Piano piano green 琴琴青 $ _% r) Z; L' _) d+ ^

Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 2 r2 k: N5 J3 O/ M; O8 o

I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠！
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？ 1 x! q: [* ?! V3 a+ j" p0 [

I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！ 6 }" D) O- D9 K7 \# R

If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！   I% G$ L! I/ e
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Fish skin~魚皮。

Fall on a street@@ 。 5 E% S7 \. a$ B0 T) W+ y0 T
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fall on your street.""你個"K"

Blow water吹水
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。 : e% n1 R4 F1 J
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Blow chicken吹雞 * K! l7 X* f, J2 H' K/ {' `
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
我吹雞打你班友。 - X" P) N. Y+ m" M2 s+ n
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 * Q* t9 r7 H$ V
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Face green green臉青青。
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」

You see road carefully你小心睇路。 ' T; ~& c: L. z3 p

You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 " I; S0 O3 d  o( E
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。 ; w; I4 n& |0 O! N
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People mountain people sea人山人海。 : D4 p& r6 S5 ]- P+ V  d8 n
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀? 1 O" R6 H( T" c1 Q# U& K  F
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Eat banana食蕉
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 7 M8 Q- b% e" H+ c+ P4 S( L3 j7 b
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How senior are you?你算老幾?

What the water are you?你係乜水?

Where are you come from?你邊度架?

Do you big me?你大我呀? * I  C" g0 I1 `

Zebra chops people班馬劈友。
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Do the world做世界。

Big tea rice大茶飯。 % w- |* q6 h) _! P) G; n' c4 b

What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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Cut girl 界女 ' Z0 I% d7 X: v; v8 r
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。 & @& [0 p7 K1 ]: W, H* ^

Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！ 1 b; b2 K& x  N) V) O

Collect father收爹 : i- |) ?1 G8 {4 D4 x8 E* o( `

You give me collect father.你給我收爹！

Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?

Laugh die me.笑死我。
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。 $ [- c5 q9 o% W

Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！
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Eight woman八婆 : |% ]( J4 I0 a' k# D$ W+ h
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野!
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King eight egg.王八蛋
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Black son黑仔

Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！ : @" X) {. x9 q# Y  N& t1 |
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Wear grass著草 ; A* y8 H: `, W7 f
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。

I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！
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High hand.高手
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 ! R3 a; I1 C7 Z$ ~: c  ]- ?8 @

To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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Good mother.好娘 3 R# \4 i1 M' @( d

You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！

Old dot.老點 5 I$ F/ i! }" B* x

One old water 一舊水 ) U& A( s2 T+ G% l' j
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春? - K# {/ Q( Z' _; Z

A dog of eating @@.食屎狗 2 [% S& W; T, X7 A1 t! F
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼   O/ t" u0 L0 L( i4 j9 |/ p8 C) w

Measure water/Pound water.磅水
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A dragon service.一條龍服務 . {; q0 n8 T: M) K
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Hold hold water.楂楂水 $ ^4 \3 b: P# [* C6 e9 _6 f" X

Pump water.抽水 5 g- v4 d) p9 _1 c5 [6 C7 a# o
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Two hit six.二打六 / s6 ~) ~7 \  B# P8 ]: \' I

Two five boy.二五仔

作者: hkcchk 時間: 2007-1-15 11:57 PM

This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......

作者: architect 時間: 2007-1-16 12:01 AM

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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷

作者: pigcat 時間: 2007-1-16 12:11 AM

Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:
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6 i# V+ I% H( c4 O2 ^you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳6 d; G" L! g; W% U( y- S
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷

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d人係連inner都唔識...
用inside..

作者: tkc314 時間: 2007-1-16 12:15 AM

之前睇過啦..

好無聊下
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直釋-0-

作者: Killer111 時間: 2007-1-16 12:14 PM

呢d野﹐可以自創。/ v8 m7 n2 ~4 j
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good rope 好索

作者: 奇 時間: 2007-1-16 05:40 PM

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最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友。

仲有one mountain higher than one mountain一山還有一山高

作者: super123 時間: 2007-1-17 02:12 AM

so many ppl like that

作者: tonyw 時間: 2007-1-17 02:20 AM

>If you have enough ginger5 u& ]8 p- _) ~. [
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我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD

作者: hklady 時間: 2007-1-17 05:01 AM

oh , thanks ! 8 e6 Q- ^2 c) u f+ J7 O: P
i very need it !!!

作者: downbe 時間: 2007-1-17 11:17 AM

OK la, if it is popular let us promote. Like Singapore and India English, now you may check those in Oxford English..... So Push push.

作者: wer 時間: 2007-1-17 05:02 PM

Originally posted by trista_cheong at 2007-1-15 23:54:
! P8 H1 y8 j% z笑到我肚痛﹐ 笑到...

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仲有
you have today-你有今天

作者: Stan@Cysss 時間: 2007-1-17 05:12 PM

Originally posted by wer at 2007-1-17 05:02 PM:4 Y# \* M2 a' y( P

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係 "你都有今日喇" - "You also have today la" =)
HAHAA

作者: Killer111 時間: 2007-1-17 05:18 PM

Dead Man Head 死人頭

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