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作者: trista_cheong 時間: 2007-1-15 11:54 PM 標題: 港式英語… :):):):):)

笑到我肚痛﹐

笑到無力食飯~~

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（轉）港式英語 0 [8 R( A- F! v* m# N: [* K7 ]
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Piano piano green 琴琴青
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。

I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠！

You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？ 2 B+ t* Y4 h* B: T$ G# p4 u, n

I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！

If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！   ]8 ?% `1 W( R9 a; u) u

Fish skin~魚皮。

Fall on a street@@ 。
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fall on your street.""你個"K" 8 W: a/ \7 W& J- y- Y
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Blow water吹水6 f+ D6 v" u! G2 w  |- G5 o! C) V
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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Blow chicken吹雞
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 4 e2 h& k. C8 k% f# `* p: r
我吹雞打你班友。
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 - b; Q& V, T: @4 _8 U

Face green green臉青青。
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 " G# l7 V6 h( _3 v6 Y
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。 % E8 K  Z" s, z/ l9 t
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。

You jump building.你跳樓啦。
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People mountain people sea人山人海。

Are you road?你係唔係路呀? ( G; a1 G1 w% f/ Z1 J* k# [2 N
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Eat banana食蕉
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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How senior are you?你算老幾?

What the water are you?你係乜水? ' E  c3 e; g: V5 `% R
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Where are you come from?你邊度架?

Do you big me?你大我呀?

Zebra chops people班馬劈友。
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Do the world做世界。
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Big tea rice大茶飯。 - a% L. w! `' ]. @9 A

What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?

Cut girl 界女
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。

Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！
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Collect father收爹
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹！   K& R! c! g6 O* G! \

Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?   u' I* Q! m9 U- V& C* r

Laugh die me.笑死我。 ( v6 s; g+ M- o2 Y' @

You give me stop.你同我企係度。 " U1 M- z4 P% d+ j- J: D# R2 x* D

American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！ / d  V2 o6 v9 M: [* Y

Eight woman八婆

Eight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野! ! s; U% F, x0 P2 j2 p) R/ M

King eight egg.王八蛋
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Black son黑仔 # s4 @* c3 |' B+ f" M
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！ ; s0 C0 D; p) Y: x: V8 M* V
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Wear grass著草
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。

I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！
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High hand.高手

A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教

To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 - r& D% ~, R6 Y! l6 f- U5 Q) J2 V8 x

Good mother.好娘
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！
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Old dot.老點 + k( X1 d. L. F0 j: d+ t4 J+ ~

One old water 一舊水 * l7 p: k  ?( y4 a
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗 , [/ Z0 K* }- a7 d" h% o, c
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼

Measure water/Pound water.磅水 & P, {0 X* u- C: z0 N5 c+ y6 L
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A dragon service.一條龍服務 / u7 [, Z8 s) n2 \# d
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Hold hold water.楂楂水 " r5 V- E+ T$ V) R8 m6 L. G- E

Pump water.抽水

Two hit six.二打六 ( I  S# W1 f! t5 ~

Two five boy.二五仔

作者: hkcchk 時間: 2007-1-15 11:57 PM

This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......

作者: architect 時間: 2007-1-16 12:01 AM

還有

you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷

作者: pigcat 時間: 2007-1-16 12:11 AM

Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳 ]( z* C! D k: X d9 B3 J
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷

d人係連inner都唔識...9 n+ ?2 U# o1 l1 S
用inside..

作者: tkc314 時間: 2007-1-16 12:15 AM

之前睇過啦..8 Y9 m4 V1 m% ~1 d% B: t

好無聊下
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直釋-0-

作者: Killer111 時間: 2007-1-16 12:14 PM

呢d野﹐可以自創。# a! A3 U# D3 o" Z% X0 T
例如：
good rope 好索

作者: 奇 時間: 2007-1-16 05:40 PM

有d以前睇過
最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友。

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仲有one mountain higher than one mountain一山還有一山高

作者: super123 時間: 2007-1-17 02:12 AM

so many ppl like that

作者: tonyw 時間: 2007-1-17 02:20 AM

>If you have enough ginger5 d5 S& M2 f8 I3 {9 Y+ d% S
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我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD

作者: hklady 時間: 2007-1-17 05:01 AM

oh , thanks ! 8 \) l% z! Q& q j* u
i very need it !!!

作者: downbe 時間: 2007-1-17 11:17 AM

OK la, if it is popular let us promote. Like Singapore and India English, now you may check those in Oxford English..... So Push push.

作者: wer 時間: 2007-1-17 05:02 PM

Originally posted by trista_cheong at 2007-1-15 23:54:
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仲有
you have today-你有今天

作者: Stan@Cysss 時間: 2007-1-17 05:12 PM

Originally posted by wer at 2007-1-17 05:02 PM:5 S. O0 O1 A2 W: C, T" K

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you have today-你有今天

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係 "你都有今日喇" - "You also have today la" =)3 r7 q! X& `7 E
HAHAA

作者: Killer111 時間: 2007-1-17 05:18 PM

Dead Man Head 死人頭

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