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作者: trista_cheong 時間: 2007-1-15 11:54 PM 標題: 港式英語… :):):):):)

笑到我肚痛﹐

笑到無力食飯~~

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（轉）港式英語 - P' ?0 ]( T0 D4 K$ x

Piano piano green 琴琴青 : ~3 P4 F; }6 X2 k* f. D

Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 * z8 A' ^, ?% R: ?* z7 Q" k1 t

I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠！ . N% [* c; ]4 K  o
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？ 2 U/ \) ?) y6 s; n. ~# n0 Z2 k

I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！ $ l9 l5 {2 v! U5 R) m8 G1 w
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！
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Fish skin~魚皮。 8 o/ i$ _- R6 s# c3 O$ }
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Fall on a street@@ 。

fall on your street.""你個"K" . a( w/ h  E" y3 e# O

Blow water吹水
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。

Blow chicken吹雞
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. " {" @5 t2 ~% W8 ~5 j
我吹雞打你班友。
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 ' F2 U8 u) k5 _  y$ q  C5 X

Face green green臉青青。

"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」

You see road carefully你小心睇路。

You go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。
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People mountain people sea人山人海。
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀? , w& n, V  u1 Q( j' @9 H. b
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Eat banana食蕉

You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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How senior are you?你算老幾? 0 _2 x5 W3 W2 Z2 [

What the water are you?你係乜水? 4 Z" r* q4 s: J/ u5 t+ w, V) b

Where are you come from?你邊度架? / @3 d8 g- C6 D
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Do you big me?你大我呀?
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友。
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Do the world做世界。
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Big tea rice大茶飯。 ( U$ `* ~  o" ~4 L3 F1 G# i  f) A1 p
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?

Cut girl 界女
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。 2 f+ q0 X' j0 B# \
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！

I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！ . m6 ?  O8 B& A! ]4 t) G$ \
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Collect father收爹 7 H7 Z' g1 ~( z5 B  H
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹！ % J8 i. _; x0 R

Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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Laugh die me.笑死我。
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。 # D1 h$ L! C4 R; R  |
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。   @- U( B7 p) H# W5 Z

Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！

Eight woman八婆 , D0 W& G5 `5 c) }! o

Eight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野!
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King eight egg.王八蛋

Black son黑仔
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！ 2 a/ C8 R1 h" m0 @: T+ a

Wear grass著草

I am wearing grass.我著緊草。 & x9 @) H. ]8 |4 ?- e, ~

I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！ + k2 M* b& N" J' b
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High hand.高手 ; b& b* N% Q0 I4 @) c
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 : [) M! ]. h# T5 X% M$ v- B3 j# [6 |1 g
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Good mother.好娘
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！ " Z0 R2 B% p) h
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Old dot.老點 / {; T1 `( l; k" B1 I. o, W1 L) U
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One old water 一舊水 & p; |* M6 [8 t; ?2 X
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春?

A dog of eating @@.食屎狗 9 R7 i( _. ]; M6 M
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水
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A dragon service.一條龍服務 + ~! k$ J2 k0 L- k6 o% Z1 N

Hold hold water.楂楂水 + K3 S8 M& s% g
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Pump water.抽水 + M0 c/ O' ~( W) ]7 Y, D  g
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Two hit six.二打六 7 k) J. ~& ]% \+ q" c
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Two five boy.二五仔

作者: hkcchk 時間: 2007-1-15 11:57 PM

This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......

作者: architect 時間: 2007-1-16 12:01 AM

還有

you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳3 f. S7 z' A/ ]4 ?$ M6 ?
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷

作者: pigcat 時間: 2007-1-16 12:11 AM

Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM: H* u+ R# h" \ R) O) a
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
' U( W- n! X$ h% F9 vI hit u inner box 我打到你內傷

d人係連inner都唔識...
用inside..

作者: tkc314 時間: 2007-1-16 12:15 AM

之前睇過啦..

好無聊下
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直釋-0-

作者: Killer111 時間: 2007-1-16 12:14 PM

呢d野﹐可以自創。" U2 K" i, P$ z$ q; J9 r
例如：
good rope 好索

作者: 奇 時間: 2007-1-16 05:40 PM

有d以前睇過
最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友。

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仲有one mountain higher than one mountain一山還有一山高

作者: super123 時間: 2007-1-17 02:12 AM

so many ppl like that

作者: tonyw 時間: 2007-1-17 02:20 AM

>If you have enough ginger# F9 G: N% E5 Y4 h5 ]

我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD

作者: hklady 時間: 2007-1-17 05:01 AM

oh , thanks ! 1 W' f. p8 }2 A
i very need it !!!

作者: downbe 時間: 2007-1-17 11:17 AM

OK la, if it is popular let us promote. Like Singapore and India English, now you may check those in Oxford English..... So Push push.

作者: wer 時間: 2007-1-17 05:02 PM

Originally posted by trista_cheong at 2007-1-15 23:54:
( W% _$ b" g1 [6 J2 o/ K笑到我肚痛﹐ 笑到...

仲有
you have today-你有今天

作者: Stan@Cysss 時間: 2007-1-17 05:12 PM

Originally posted by wer at 2007-1-17 05:02 PM:
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you have today-你有今天

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係 "你都有今日喇" - "You also have today la" =)/ Q" ]9 l" C1 v+ t
HAHAA

作者: Killer111 時間: 2007-1-17 05:18 PM

Dead Man Head 死人頭

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