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作者: trista_cheong    時間: 2007-1-15 11:54 PM     標題: 港式英語… :):):):):)

笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到無力食飯~~+ i  \/ }$ p8 M+ X, s5 }* @8 r7 |
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# Y. E) b8 ]7 h3 Q/ P, S（轉）港式英語
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Piano piano green 琴琴青
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3 f5 t3 Z( Y6 W  ]* k5 ~* ]Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！ . ]) z; p$ Q4 I$ V0 Z: Y$ i3 {
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？ 6 Q  n- l+ t0 T% ?3 ^
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！ ' i& Z: J# c, j% y7 o( _9 M0 v
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！ # P3 `/ W! Z2 h6 I/ F$ ]; @& ~( }+ ?

3 l" ^- Z1 E( b( q  g& wFish skin~魚皮 。
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! k3 f) F; K' Z/ nFall on a street@@ 。
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& R' U! _) H( I! K) Tfall on your street.""你個"K" 1 F0 I% X/ m; y
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Blow water吹水3 D  m. B6 f# L& F

3 t7 s2 j6 k3 ]% W# B, b- Q9 cMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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Blow chicken吹雞 1 p* v# Q: b" t1 G8 S3 c, O8 A

+ j3 r6 D5 t4 D( P. ^% W# zI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. / N: ^" C; g( B' U  |
我吹雞打你班友 。
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7 ~' \2 ^" T, @8 |$ x1 n2 |8 ?! XStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 3 G7 ^" ], c% u7 V, G  n6 n

  b8 y/ j# ?. ~8 w) Y0 R$ `/ AFace green green臉青青 。
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
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8 J4 m  I0 f- U: {, g  A. |2 w3 HYou see road carefully你小心睇路。 ' g8 _. J- D" c
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。 : Z1 s# f) l2 R

2 n* A7 |2 U4 z( ?People mountain people sea人山人海。
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀?
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3 C# q+ y4 X0 H. nEat banana食蕉 % x! {! G: N: {& o/ {
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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+ ]9 }1 \. \6 v( rHow senior are you?你算老幾?
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6 Z, ^4 N' Y6 K; V' m: y8 mWhat the water are you?你係乜水? 6 k* d! ^: f# o9 R

2 K! }% x6 p5 g. o/ L) kWhere are you come from?你邊度架?
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, Y% l! S+ _8 o: ?Do you big me?你大我呀?
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4 _( L1 O/ ?- H3 OZebra chops people班馬劈友 。 % I* O. |2 q* c# }# Y
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Do the world做世界 。 7 B, N! _+ D6 J! j

) J0 W; e% _6 k  ^; J; X3 u# B9 x1 P" BBig tea rice大茶飯 。 * U7 N8 R' n4 S. ?, S' n1 f: n

5 q, G7 I  j" |3 R; y  YWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? & N6 o  l. k3 D8 h, g, r3 M

; w; P6 y6 J3 o# fCut girl 界女
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. N. H1 e/ O3 H+ }4 z! IThe king of cutting girl.界女王。
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  ^2 }8 n# a, I9 |Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！
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) ]( e9 @$ e& q& h9 g! lI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！
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Collect father收爹
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹！
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7 x  Z  P# N$ r% N$ l/ m1 tDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? 3 l0 f- t0 h  z7 p- @" `0 G, h

. a' L. I' t2 t( v& B% JLaugh die me.笑死我。 , {1 K: Q* ]- n. x1 q; A6 k: y

2 X; O) B3 x& P5 a; I: }2 qYou give me stop.你同我企係度。
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 # O. K+ g9 D8 N' q' B9 L" I: V4 N
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. * v- w; \6 }6 r  L# a. \
你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！
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" [+ k! J( V" o2 I+ }Eight woman八婆 0 h% E" T/ k  v; a
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野!
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King eight egg.王八蛋
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Black son黑仔 % v8 T" g# [; u4 F  _6 _

" A& N' L/ ^+ Z+ k5 \; i- MToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔！
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Wear grass著草
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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) m& g- g$ A4 B2 t* UI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！
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3 X( d7 @8 k8 J: rHigh hand.高手 ; j' ]( l& o, _& u7 w

8 n0 t- i% E8 c+ ?A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 , M! _/ a0 d' z* H" k
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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1 D; S! f( c5 r' u7 j- j! PGood mother.好娘 : t8 Z1 x0 v4 Q% T0 v

+ H9 N5 I) K9 ~You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！
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Old dot.老點 . Y7 J. A+ G4 J0 h3 R4 g7 p% o# Z& e

* p8 y1 P5 s5 W/ {& H) rOne old water 一舊水
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# A' k9 F- U0 K" V4 Z9 g7 ]What the spring do you do?你做乜春?   D* V! c5 `" ]

2 A0 K4 x' @1 D* [A dog of eating @@.食屎狗   V% ?3 V; S' D2 R# x

8 r' l8 _$ \) Q) {6 i/ ^A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水
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. W  ^* P4 ~  _* sA dragon service.一條龍服務
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Hold hold water.楂楂水 2 E2 f% ]! j( V" V5 _3 v+ X; k

0 d7 v+ g8 ?% R1 |Pump water.抽水
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Two hit six.二打六
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  T# ^$ W) n* TTwo five boy.二五仔
作者: hkcchk    時間: 2007-1-15 11:57 PM

This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......
作者: architect    時間: 2007-1-16 12:01 AM

還有' _/ t" t- b4 Q4 i$ Q$ t2 O+ F& E
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
% L/ D# g* j4 b0 V# h% U1 uI hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
作者: pigcat    時間: 2007-1-16 12:11 AM

Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
; T" v& ]4 k& A- tI hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
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用inside..
作者: tkc314    時間: 2007-1-16 12:15 AM

之前睇過啦..
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直釋-0-
作者: Killer111    時間: 2007-1-16 12:14 PM

呢d野﹐可以自創。: K# C3 v2 C- b& k6 t4 s
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good rope 好索
作者: 奇    時間: 2007-1-16 05:40 PM

有d以前睇過
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仲有one mountain higher than one mountain一山還有一山高
作者: super123    時間: 2007-1-17 02:12 AM

so many ppl like that
作者: tonyw    時間: 2007-1-17 02:20 AM

>If you have enough ginger9 {$ B5 b" O0 a3 R* E

6 o7 c/ @+ k* ?0 q) T& D我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD
作者: hklady    時間: 2007-1-17 05:01 AM

oh , thanks ! 2 s$ O6 A7 \2 C( w" s
i very need it !!!
作者: downbe    時間: 2007-1-17 11:17 AM

OK la, if it is popular let us promote. Like Singapore and India English, now you may check those in Oxford English..... So Push push.
作者: wer    時間: 2007-1-17 05:02 PM

Originally posted by trista_cheong at 2007-1-15 23:54:
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仲有
9 j+ u6 `# s! |9 B; n4 ~you have today-你有今天
作者: Stan@Cysss    時間: 2007-1-17 05:12 PM

Originally posted by wer at 2007-1-17 05:02 PM:! c: x% _: k" k' n) n
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仲有
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係 "你都有今日喇" -  "You also have today la" =), ^: Q4 c) b  f8 }) v- R9 l
HAHAA
作者: Killer111    時間: 2007-1-17 05:18 PM

Dead Man Head 死人頭



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