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作者: trista_cheong    時間: 2007-1-15 11:54 PM     標題: 港式英語… :):):):):)

笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到無力食飯~~% I4 H! v. k- Y: t

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1 `2 M% B2 u6 }5 f  \! |(轉)港式英語
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Piano piano green 琴琴青
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8 `8 J( P3 v' H$ W8 }& tPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ! ' f! ?* b  f# X5 ?0 [6 D; ^

; ~& E' m  Q$ f9 u* aYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行? 2 f0 _; s* z7 f- F; U* a6 {' [  i

3 U& i3 O- W3 Q1 }- p' uI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇! . }; n( q. `% k, k5 r
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!
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Fish skin~魚皮 。 . d7 x9 ~, n4 |! k3 Z

$ F$ j' u4 G  h( _, |* k4 EFall on a street@@ 。 3 @+ `, S9 e+ N2 h- H

( @0 |$ }9 c4 X. |7 Zfall on your street.""你個"K" + I  ~9 _" h2 j7 m1 @4 {: I

$ y2 [# |# v. }2 `) B9 LBlow water吹水% w2 B' l, r8 e) j
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。 8 F) V4 Q) i- B2 V# u

! F7 R( x! x3 Q) i" J( t" uBlow chicken吹雞 % _3 U% C7 g- Q; T9 m$ R: m8 b
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. , o. \. v3 m/ J; p
我吹雞打你班友 。 6 `4 i7 `: w3 l, ]' i' E

+ z( k0 x2 R1 JStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。   P$ Y5 t3 U$ t, v/ Y
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Face green green臉青青 。 . T+ L2 F7 i/ }$ s1 K

# L6 W! n8 S7 N"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
0 b" g, n" n9 p& ]" E點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 7 G  E$ ^$ x% \, i; a
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 # Y1 q% [4 r" y* v/ d& Y6 {) l
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。 8 Q5 j( s4 q& X& K2 v7 L0 V$ `9 `
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People mountain people sea人山人海。 + ]5 C! F# V# u8 e1 l- v

  L% k2 E# y, V4 D5 Z" J! fAre you road?你係唔係路呀?
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Eat banana食蕉   M7 g) c. z- q+ m" Y% [/ Z

, k: J# [8 k% D; k6 i( cYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 ) d! k* l& y3 q. ]
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How senior are you?你算老幾?
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What the water are you?你係乜水? ; F5 {  U: D1 p6 G

4 H! j, J; E4 pWhere are you come from?你邊度架? 6 _. h' l; v3 V( d# F' }

6 t! t2 N% Q1 pDo you big me?你大我呀?
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5 `* J- a! U' v, bZebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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Do the world做世界 。 . g: u! {* k, N  V

3 \9 I7 f" W! W" Q7 ~7 x; ]Big tea rice大茶飯 。
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? # e- [/ [, M$ {
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Cut girl 界女
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6 M+ U' r/ a% _The king of cutting girl.界女王。
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" N! q5 J5 `& a0 m; n* n1 jCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐! 0 X8 X# j. f4 k' q, ]# \* H

. _+ x9 G  o# m( Y4 B$ T1 D; N# pI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你! 0 ~2 X% P8 i' G* f" @# [6 K
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Collect father收爹
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! k: O4 A  K# {/ J- }, _You give me collect father.你給我收爹! - k' w% x# ]" L$ T- P; Q

/ @& h% {5 r2 b1 f, B3 ?Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? + G5 K, P& F) x& l) p% Z

' e  t! O1 `/ L* zLaugh die me.笑死我。
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。 & Q# U: t1 C8 X# M4 x) ~. R

2 |  z1 F. b9 I1 N1 [; NAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. / T/ f) \$ E* o2 q  s
你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上! 4 O6 P7 }& C$ e$ E6 a6 L
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Eight woman八婆
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1 y  ]1 @  a' K; gEight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野! ; N% Y: e% k' t% |0 }" N/ M- W8 g) t
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King eight egg.王八蛋
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) p( b) ?- _( a* q+ y6 FBlack son黑仔
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔! " C: `5 E: t* \- O" O- }' l/ G4 |& |2 H
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Wear grass著草
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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2 [4 V! Q' }3 Z+ {7 EI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙! 7 w9 U: t( L3 q& y4 S0 K

$ _7 \! |4 R5 wHigh hand.高手
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 9 N* w4 ~  [' L+ S, C  _  p1 v
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 . P/ H3 J2 E( N
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Good mother.好娘 3 Y% i( Z  m. o7 C0 ^7 A

& b& ?" j  }, m6 x  D. z, jYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數! " R) c3 _& u6 l

# e4 b% N8 ]4 d0 N7 YOld dot.老點
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0 I2 K8 y0 J1 v6 lOne old water 一舊水
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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" R9 [2 e) X# E% r# t) \/ n" {A dog of eating @@.食屎狗 7 O0 W2 [0 i" Q0 z( F( B0 O
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 ( D2 K5 r# u6 l- Q2 C

# T4 ~8 g& A4 N+ d+ hMeasure water/Pound water.磅水
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  q2 Q- }4 D) t; x. bA dragon service.一條龍服務
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Hold hold water.楂楂水 & p4 a4 G$ o* ?$ q, H
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Pump water.抽水 % y0 @" u; X( i: t4 f/ k

7 S6 P& v% `! a+ }+ T( ~Two hit six.二打六
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; V8 a6 i( l+ t% c0 x5 R% ETwo five boy.二五仔
作者: hkcchk    時間: 2007-1-15 11:57 PM

This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......
作者: architect    時間: 2007-1-16 12:01 AM

還有
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳2 p  D  Z, I3 ~% _
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
作者: pigcat    時間: 2007-1-16 12:11 AM

Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:
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. ~& c* `2 D+ Q6 Hyou no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
+ {, e4 m! g  q5 V9 pI hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
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d人係連inner都唔識...
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作者: tkc314    時間: 2007-1-16 12:15 AM

之前睇過啦..
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直釋-0-
作者: Killer111    時間: 2007-1-16 12:14 PM

呢d野﹐可以自創。, N# f" b3 y+ z: b8 A
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good rope 好索
作者: 奇    時間: 2007-1-16 05:40 PM

有d以前睇過
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. ^4 S% U5 N6 }1 v% R仲有one mountain higher than one mountain一山還有一山高
作者: super123    時間: 2007-1-17 02:12 AM

so many ppl like that
作者: tonyw    時間: 2007-1-17 02:20 AM

>If you have enough ginger4 r# o' K4 b; P0 I7 U$ j/ y
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我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD
作者: hklady    時間: 2007-1-17 05:01 AM

oh , thanks !   S! {/ M- ?: z) n9 ^% b
i very need it !!!
作者: downbe    時間: 2007-1-17 11:17 AM

OK la, if it is popular let us promote. Like Singapore and India English, now you may check those in Oxford English..... So Push push.
作者: wer    時間: 2007-1-17 05:02 PM

Originally posted by trista_cheong at 2007-1-15 23:54:
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you have today-你有今天
作者: Stan@Cysss    時間: 2007-1-17 05:12 PM

Originally posted by wer at 2007-1-17 05:02 PM:
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8 E6 Y, }. H) r9 N6 U" Syou have today-你有今天
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係 "你都有今日喇" -  "You also have today la" =)
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作者: Killer111    時間: 2007-1-17 05:18 PM

Dead Man Head 死人頭




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