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作者: trista_cheong 時間: 2007-1-15 11:54 PM 標題: 港式英語… :):):):):)

笑到我肚痛﹐

笑到無力食飯~~

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（轉）港式英語 - C4 \' i" J) q, S1 N) O

Piano piano green 琴琴青
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。

I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠！
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？ ' ?3 r. D( D, G" |1 \; T

I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！ ' v" P4 S: g* e. G

If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！ # k; D2 s1 c3 r2 Z& x

Fish skin~魚皮。

Fall on a street@@ 。 " ^7 I) ^: C( ?

fall on your street.""你個"K" 5 w6 W+ o" ^8 {6 L7 ]+ v: |; a

Blow water吹水& A9 g$ H( b2 q8 @% Z
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。 9 Z% L, _" j$ D& u$ Q* o

Blow chicken吹雞
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. ( d$ l8 ]) w4 U: P. q2 a
我吹雞打你班友。 # x! {( x9 N2 u6 j! n
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。

Face green green臉青青。
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」

You see road carefully你小心睇路。 : _" ]$ w* X6 k6 y6 [

You go to street carefully你出街小心D。

You jump building.你跳樓啦。

People mountain people sea人山人海。

Are you road?你係唔係路呀? + f5 R& V5 T+ ~1 O+ R4 Z
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Eat banana食蕉 ! D  H" J8 E* V) j' E- f
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。

How senior are you?你算老幾?

What the water are you?你係乜水? % Z4 Q7 Y: X1 `! C! V6 L7 Q
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Where are you come from?你邊度架? # q- Q# D9 n) t) O. R3 e; n
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Do you big me?你大我呀? 0 E1 P$ i. x" T% f* m0 }

Zebra chops people班馬劈友。 0 Z6 `3 o; \1 b% _
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Do the world做世界。

Big tea rice大茶飯。 5 L% J9 n6 i+ Z3 o9 i
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? ( f5 R1 Y8 R$ g/ a& R6 i+ }6 w
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Cut girl 界女 9 |9 B% x; d) N3 }( J8 f. R5 O/ M" k

The king of cutting girl.界女王。 9 ?0 b3 M6 U/ M/ Q+ C3 B! t

Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！

I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！ - `$ }3 ~& X4 m( I, K  A

Collect father收爹

You give me collect father.你給我收爹！

Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? ! H% N- D! k; E" t4 _

Laugh die me.笑死我。
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。

American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 3 O; U$ V7 h4 B0 H( R0 h
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！ $ u! S: J9 ^6 ~3 \0 K4 Y7 T

Eight woman八婆
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野! ! A8 o5 o. Z$ q( p

King eight egg.王八蛋

Black son黑仔 : m5 D" k/ r2 ^7 N( V* N0 Y
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！ 9 q4 [( Z# ]1 s: u

Wear grass著草 3 V; z# {) B9 a9 V8 t
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！

High hand.高手
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教

To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成

Good mother.好娘
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！ * S8 U4 ^2 f5 v7 X  {4 U

Old dot.老點

One old water 一舊水 $ S0 ^1 m$ W+ U
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春? . P! U1 A  X. u6 w3 R$ s

A dog of eating @@.食屎狗

A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水 ' J% r. P$ R! u
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A dragon service.一條龍服務 3 h) q3 R* h3 p( K
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Hold hold water.楂楂水

Pump water.抽水
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Two hit six.二打六
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Two five boy.二五仔

作者: hkcchk 時間: 2007-1-15 11:57 PM

This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......

作者: architect 時間: 2007-1-16 12:01 AM

還有
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷

作者: pigcat 時間: 2007-1-16 12:11 AM

Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:
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" n, N9 b' I" N2 i7 a/ Nyou no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
6 n* b% L1 a$ A9 KI hit u inner box 我打到你內傷

d人係連inner都唔識...
用inside..

作者: tkc314 時間: 2007-1-16 12:15 AM

之前睇過啦..
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好無聊下
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直釋-0-

作者: Killer111 時間: 2007-1-16 12:14 PM

呢d野﹐可以自創。
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good rope 好索

作者: 奇 時間: 2007-1-16 05:40 PM

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最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友。

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仲有one mountain higher than one mountain一山還有一山高

作者: super123 時間: 2007-1-17 02:12 AM

so many ppl like that

作者: tonyw 時間: 2007-1-17 02:20 AM

>If you have enough ginger

我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD

作者: hklady 時間: 2007-1-17 05:01 AM

oh , thanks ! 8 S4 M5 r3 d+ C
i very need it !!!

作者: downbe 時間: 2007-1-17 11:17 AM

OK la, if it is popular let us promote. Like Singapore and India English, now you may check those in Oxford English..... So Push push.

作者: wer 時間: 2007-1-17 05:02 PM

Originally posted by trista_cheong at 2007-1-15 23:54:1 B+ Z) I7 B" Q9 Y
笑到我肚痛﹐ 笑到...

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you have today-你有今天

作者: Stan@Cysss 時間: 2007-1-17 05:12 PM

Originally posted by wer at 2007-1-17 05:02 PM:0 q: q% Y- k6 H0 A
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you have today-你有今天

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係 "你都有今日喇" - "You also have today la" =)! H) `- W0 b- r
HAHAA

作者: Killer111 時間: 2007-1-17 05:18 PM

Dead Man Head 死人頭

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