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作者: shanlinlla 時間: 2008-1-4 11:19 PM 標題: 娶個絕色美女回家是福還是禍?

娶個絕色美女回家是福還是禍?# Y7 p7 G2 ^ ^& Z

不知道身為男士們的你，又對此事有何看法呢？

作者: nigel18 時間: 2008-1-5 12:00 AM

唔好因為 K% }. f2 m1 s
美女说：“人为我死，我为鸟亡!”

作者: 我愛章小慧 時間: 2008-1-5 12:09 AM

Originally posted by nigel18 at 2008-1-5 12:00 AM:- D7 r0 G# t6 o
唔好因為
7 n( M5 R. s2 K$ a美女说：“人为我死，我为鸟亡!”

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我教授名句 :& @- k: |: q2 c* R$ i* m7 g5 ]
美女是好好 , 只要你可以節制
但你還可以節制的 , 就一定不是美女
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作者: darrens 時間: 2008-1-5 12:14 AM

真係唔識答,如果佢好貪心 ,你就有排煩lu~.

作者: shanlinlla 時間: 2008-1-5 02:22 AM

我驚d靚女會去"勾佬"...就算拍拖..我都唔敢選d太靚...+ ]9 m4 T7 f- K, u8 D- h

怕佢地花心..

作者: 我愛章小慧 時間: 2008-1-5 02:31 AM

Originally posted by shanlinlla at 2008-1-5 02:22 AM:
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靚女唔怕 , 但打扮得太誘人果d就要小心

作者: shanlinlla 時間: 2008-1-5 03:00 AM

Originally posted by 我愛章小慧 at 2008-1-5 02:31 AM: H$ C% P' b) F) B- e9 m
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靚女唔怕 , 但打扮得太誘人果d就要小心

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太誘人

咩叫誘人先？？？7 j; O. ^5 w7 e* S8 O$ }
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超短牛仔短裙+白色T-shirt(露bar)

作者: 我愛章小慧 時間: 2008-1-5 03:09 AM

Originally posted by shanlinlla at 2008-1-5 03:00 AM:
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太誘人咩叫誘人先？？？: j! R) q0 P$ i; u: P; B

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我本人會要求女友著到隻"種"咁~~

作者: Playbr3 時間: 2008-1-5 06:23 AM

Originally posted by shanlinlla at 2008-1-4 11:19 PM:2 e- W' @: p4 W9 @* v' _, d8 l
娶個絕色美女回家是福還是禍?
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福! 你睇我Dad有幾幸福，就知我媽咪係絕色美女啦~

作者: ktv123 時間: 2008-1-5 07:16 AM

Originally posted by shanlinlla at 2008-1-5 02:22 AM:$ i, n5 ~! o* o, X: d* G
我驚d靚女會去"勾佬"...就算拍拖..我都唔敢選d太靚...$ @# [' j8 c; |' w) g
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怕佢地花心..

You really don't have to worry because they will definitely do that if you are unable to provide what she wants. The pretty lady knows what quality she possesses and for that she can demand whatever she deserves to have. That is cruel but it is reality. A woman is not physically compatible with a man, so she will know what her strengthes are in order to max out what she can get. It is just a basic human instinct. No can help.

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[ Last edited by ktv123 on 2008-1-5 at 07:17 AM ]

作者: shanlinlla 時間: 2008-1-5 04:08 PM

Originally posted by ktv123 at 2008-1-5 07:16 AM:
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: M& H, N9 ?% g4 Z- S8 W- mYou really don't have to worry ...

你英文都好好下喎...如果唔係有英文解釋..我有好多字都唔明....

作者: 155220 時間: 2008-1-5 04:17 PM

Originally posted by 我愛章小慧 at 2008-1-5 03:09:
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我本人會要求女友著到隻"種"咁~~

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夏天都係?熱死

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不過,透bra,透底,低胸等就不能接受。

作者: 155220 時間: 2008-1-5 04:18 PM

Originally posted by shanlinlla at 2008-1-5 16:08:# `8 T7 S- m% z

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有d字靠睇上文下理估,都勉強知道講咩野

作者: 12d3 時間: 2008-1-6 01:22 PM

Originally posted by shanlinlla at 2008-1-5 02:22 AM:# t& d/ ]( ^7 [# v1 b
我驚d靚女會去"勾佬"...就算拍拖..我都唔敢選d太靚...
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勾唔勾佬, 唔關靚唔靚事. 就好似男人要去滾, 幾窮都要滾.

作者: kaidai 時間: 2008-1-10 04:19 PM

Originally posted by 12d3 at 2008-1-6 01:22 PM:
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# S; Q+ \) w. J: r勾唔勾佬, 唔關靚唔靚事. 就好似男人要去滾, 幾窮都要滾.

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作者: leochan1991 時間: 2008-1-12 12:37 AM

我覺得好難講...要睇個你老婆有冇定力...
唔一定個個絕色美女都係咁花心..雖然佢會有好多追求者..但都要睇佢愛你有幾深' Q z) {/ v3 F! @% O) {8 C# Q5 V2 n
如果玩玩下,呢個覺對係禍...如果對你係真心...係福...

作者: ch.chak 時間: 2008-1-12 11:57 AM

靚本身係冇罪- h, z# D1 i+ x2 `
睇既只係你同你老婆互相既信任夠唔夠2 P$ S5 T0 s2 y3 Q& F
佢係鍾意你就唔會出去攪三攪四
佢唔鍾意你就算成件豬扒咁都會照出去玩

作者: 傻燊燊 時間: 2008-1-15 07:06 PM

唔關事囉-.-
衰樣都可以勾3搭4嫁

作者: smooth 時間: 2008-1-19 11:03 AM

有無人聽過阿lam首丫鳴婆
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http://www.9ku.com/p/?Url=54763
男人事实若你要开心活在世上
若你喜欢安安乐乐歌唱别要拣天仙娇妻做对象
尽力理别与她遇上男人事实若你要开心活在世上9 h( T9 u, F% w2 U3 x7 `! L
若你喜欢安安乐乐歌唱便要拣介"丫鸣"娇妻做对象9 c: v# ]9 \$ }7 k3 F! o
万事便自会多乐畅如天仙美女永是太自私
如果约你永远必定迟常常令你似废物拼命等* Y6 c4 W' z) ?# k( }; `7 d. {
由朝企到蒙胧子夜时而"丫鸣"对你永远是带着痴& w3 D5 D& w7 I9 |1 P2 x- c
从不怪你平凡不合时常常为你熨裤并熨睡衣
由始爱你爱到天裂时 5 z; N* N' m- g, J$ {( {9 t
男人事实若你要开心活在世上
若你喜欢安安乐乐歌唱别要拣天仙娇妻做对象
尽力理别与她遇上男人事实若你要开心活在世上* v- E$ ]+ u; @$ D
若你喜欢安安乐乐歌唱便要拣介"丫鸣"娇妻做对象
万事便自会多乐畅0 e- m8 d- \$ X' k
甲: 喂阿老林呀!% i1 }4 `: B' ]4 y1 T. Z
乙: 乜事!
甲: 我个日撞到你个女人涡!1 ^* V0 ~0 K: Q5 \, D5 M
乙: 0系烊!/ |& O; u. A" x5 C: M1 r# ^5 J8 N! _
甲: 哗! 咩0??甘丑样0架!8 l, U8 t; q: S3 Q, [5 @
乙:不过0?陟?个0的睡衣好鬼靓哈哈
和 "丫鸣"你会快活拼命追由朝索气索到毕命时..., t K* n0 s C, t; ]
if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Don't you make a pretty women your wife
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Get an ugly girl to marry you!

作者: 211893484 時間: 2008-1-19 11:45 AM

靚靚地就夠,,唔洗絕色美女

作者: 蕃薯 時間: 2008-1-20 12:41 PM

10個美女9個貪~貪錢~貪靚~貪便宜~最後一個會去左做義工' Z; I, a# S- j4 u
如果比我就覺得係禍,因為以前試過,比我就楝個心地善良,樣貌普普通通, [+ u5 z) Z: s; Z
我就心滿意足喇

作者: jack2017 時間: 2008-1-23 01:08 AM

Originally posted by 211893484 at 2008-1-19 11:45 AM:: n. H" G2 m$ D% @# \$ C5 T
靚靚地就夠,,唔洗絕色美女

非常agree~靚靚地~心地好~就好夠~

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