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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job) x& P0 |. B9 m/ x8 \. R2 Y" A 99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence ' z7 N, C3 q& e ' j5 A0 l9 V4 y
2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?0 }3 e8 Z5 r2 S& V6 L a.They give like hell. ( P {- v/ [7 D! p* t b.They do not yell.' T. R3 B D8 h5 h! \; J c.They do not tell.9 f4 L; q+ h. D' ^: I" Q) d0 ~; j' y d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell. + z3 z/ P( y2 ^; Y5 m+ ` ; P* X- n Y7 O7 f, }
3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:3 Y& h" g" _ c, r1 X7 m - a HEART to love him,, r, K/ S0 A7 O9 K" n/ y - a DIAMOND to marry him, 6 f$ {3 U2 [) g0 ?# M- a CLUB to smash his head in, and1 K# i" Q4 o- b% `9 a9 k7 S' t - a SPADE to bury him! ( ^+ G/ J( ]% ?9 C1 W3 z t% G 2 u6 _, F; L" F7 g& Q7 Y2 t1 R4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum? - E- }8 _, D+ }8 ]- @4 SBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later! U2 A$ ~/ Y) `5 o( l9 ?
3 j( H/ s8 _8 T3 Q. G7 \5) What is the strongest muscle?( r1 Q$ _& f, ^ The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!) Q, s! u- k' e$ q5 M ^8 U
- Q- q9 H O7 B: z* F- c6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?; B7 {) D( p1 q8 [1 U The arse hole is always in front of you.; z0 S: z: a$ n/ K$ z
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?1 d& E# b4 X% @- [0 Z! ] When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!" r1 u; w( P8 m7 w% t0 S
; d5 i- a7 x2 J8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?8 s& ]3 L- A( s& ]/ _4 ^ The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.作者: arthur8088 時間: 2008-10-6 03:24 PM
