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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job * V) b& B9 l% u; j" X" _! C99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence 1 F# ~( t5 M3 q # n# k: F' ~% a: b
2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?& \7 k, N P; j7 Y) e a.They give like hell. ; f! M0 B( [- w! F( e' W# @ b.They do not yell., s6 n/ n- {" `; t c.They do not tell. 7 M0 r) A7 N; z/ B# V8 N+ g7 xd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.; Y- U! H0 ~4 t) w* M/ g
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:9 I. f, i9 P5 S+ t, d/ B, V - a HEART to love him, 7 h. D* b* B: F' i% M' N- a DIAMOND to marry him,* O5 X2 e6 G( g+ A - a CLUB to smash his head in, and o2 {& `) f0 F- `- a SPADE to bury him!% _6 g! n$ G, m) N' k
1 F3 |5 w; J* P% Y% B, }0 J. M' K4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?: k# @+ m( ]4 M) e6 Q8 J+ C Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later9 E1 t e, M2 p" H% r2 q1 I5 j
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5) What is the strongest muscle? + I- ~, B7 D# w- E& hThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!( r1 j) O' L$ E- r: w
3 ^, f9 {: J6 g, v {! T% o6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour? . Y y( |9 ~- k4 G: @9 O; J& BThe arse hole is always in front of you. T3 N- W9 h2 N
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain? + g l% K7 c, k% h6 k1 QWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME! . |8 E b. n9 r* L1 F% N% S 2 x9 W. M: p) q2 [, L# t& i& U8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff? 4 ?1 _3 D; ]: O" G( y9 M* oThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.作者: arthur8088 時間: 2008-10-6 03:24 PM
