- U" J. s1 c0 p' D1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job : D! V% T! k8 f0 \99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence 2 Z% Z2 k3 I ]- B/ ] 6 V% h. r8 k0 S2 J5 [2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman? 7 T/ P* N( ]$ W0 ma.They give like hell. , \: s7 z1 R- xb.They do not yell. / m: `7 ]# z8 ac.They do not tell. 6 e0 M( F! f/ l9 [. u4 q: b( md.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.* X3 f4 W* I- j5 u
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need: ' l7 x6 K6 N. G* s- a HEART to love him,1 ^7 V3 Q( A) N9 _ - a DIAMOND to marry him, 9 L- M2 y8 y7 A- a CLUB to smash his head in, and 3 Q: c0 L2 R9 o1 l# m# W- a SPADE to bury him!1 m4 E! W& q% ?. X# W
* a) L/ Z! f- l4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum? , G: A( z: A! L- p- |7 ZBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later 3 J, ~& C" \+ [5 [ $ X1 U2 }8 T! P3 q/ y! P5) What is the strongest muscle?+ Y1 C7 u4 y. s4 |& y& W The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!) ^: B1 C/ N9 |. `; D H |
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?1 a# \: @% j3 @5 ] The arse hole is always in front of you.8 X. D( r* `2 f/ \" m
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain? + n4 S: S7 d; z. \5 _8 ]When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME! 2 d" P z! k/ E * S5 o& D& w* p8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?7 E W# Z2 X& j! z9 i: k The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.作者: arthur8088 時間: 2008-10-6 03:24 PM
that's funny~~haha~~( K9 U u) p, J6 ]7 {- t( r
keep it up~~4 C1 i% G @# g* s/ B. h
cheers作者: maksim2046 時間: 2008-10-8 09:52 PM
