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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job # L" R' T5 ~9 D$ V' f3 T4 g99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence , w) a; l0 C+ X5 z% N. G" s ( b5 q a v; e! C. @
2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?" u- r. W+ M8 c( s+ s+ h4 o+ t$ n a.They give like hell. ' O/ o7 p c- nb.They do not yell.# j3 S5 h9 b5 L( O9 g c.They do not tell.! q- h$ f$ c- V d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.5 |; b# L8 p* S7 i( j) w! J
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need: $ d1 ?) ], n+ s5 k1 q- a HEART to love him,$ s$ ^7 _6 T- i: @ - a DIAMOND to marry him, _' Q! z' m6 K( |- V- a CLUB to smash his head in, and$ s+ @1 W h1 _* ~% s! }; n- N - a SPADE to bury him!) i0 C( S7 I; I/ p- ^
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum? 7 a, s* G @9 ]0 [6 RBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later & j C$ g* b' v# z, K! c1 h . C' ~* k8 D% ~5 S/ p% k5) What is the strongest muscle? 6 X. Q! r1 h/ o- _2 [+ `. X }0 Q- L& ]The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick! : S$ Q! T. F' g* y5 M / L% p# p8 E' p6 v0 l/ d; U6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?2 _# |- U+ c- @ N5 C8 ` The arse hole is always in front of you.- r! `( P: @) P- R, k2 L
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain? 2 H' G7 n a8 u4 D( {When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME! # x4 f3 g) C7 }( _3 p / b6 c2 N9 e: B) l" E8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff? * S* v% f! I: k* x' V+ z; O+ WThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.作者: arthur8088 時間: 2008-10-6 03:24 PM
