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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job% q' p5 }4 W% \& _% B% g1 X" B 99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence - I! i% h e* @% D. Z$ x$ R; d- l$ [ ( B( D% |4 `5 j: Q; W' m
2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman? + J2 w+ x- A, O' {a.They give like hell. # |) X# n% Q3 F2 U/ Ib.They do not yell.8 V, i9 \5 Z* G c.They do not tell. ! y" q, q3 _5 Z$ u1 n+ fd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.+ J9 Y$ C# X+ N! A
1 g6 ~8 b6 S; {* i/ _" S3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need: $ N* h! h1 ^* W3 L- a HEART to love him,3 \; u9 p0 J4 k8 ~* M; j* N - a DIAMOND to marry him," s v9 L6 E* n. _* Z - a CLUB to smash his head in, and' w8 ?9 s% J( P1 B - a SPADE to bury him!5 Y* o5 m' b: u9 _) U- a
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum? ( o* }3 j9 w: ?( i3 M5 QBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later ) J+ n8 p1 @' ?, K7 _. E/ t $ t- a1 H% B& A8 @
5) What is the strongest muscle?7 Z1 m' S, G4 q& R3 I" U: c The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!8 ]9 C3 [9 q {
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?3 V5 Y( O' p$ L* n The arse hole is always in front of you. % T: @" B) f& f6 x* w% F 0 s" r& n7 N+ x! C7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain? ; t: ]9 w1 s6 p: |When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!8 y8 `/ n. d' W5 A4 {' [) [4 i
x- s- a1 [% `( d) N9 A8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff? * w4 ?) N; m5 x. u6 D. r) Y6 [7 [The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.作者: arthur8088 時間: 2008-10-6 03:24 PM
that's funny~~haha~~& L4 U d6 k1 I I) t9 r
keep it up~~1 u9 T. e# I' L: z m! @! }2 D
cheers作者: maksim2046 時間: 2008-10-8 09:52 PM
