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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job * A& t) ^1 B4 o/ ^- [4 V; q3 C# [99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence / E" l9 y+ x, T* p5 F: X g # x( Z8 }' O1 w6 r5 W4 Z
2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?+ M& a% P# p* t5 X; ^ a.They give like hell. ! q: Y2 j+ G L: G6 H) V$ q b.They do not yell. 8 Q( C; r% s. q7 g" Q0 a9 [& \& \" I Yc.They do not tell. : P/ f$ x% K. h' W( B5 _( Y$ P M' D+ fd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell. t- c Q; y# T# h# q
$ C* _' N8 @- b0 Y3 \) v! h3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need: , X/ u) ^8 _! `! o- a HEART to love him,( P4 m% f u! B" o' N5 t. k - a DIAMOND to marry him, - C7 n2 ~: T- R4 @% b% D- a CLUB to smash his head in, and ; V7 H& A+ L f- a SPADE to bury him!& Z+ Q: v- v+ x. [3 P8 B
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum? 8 o6 K3 Y+ ~% |2 b3 ]Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later ) p- g3 c# [% O; c! {% M/ S x. P , y! C; ^+ w9 F* v4 Y5 ?/ ~
5) What is the strongest muscle?& d) O$ Q1 f9 h9 } The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick! # x% `- {6 j) J+ y 8 z1 ]0 r- `! S9 |3 p. h+ Q- X
6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?) J1 C- ~. _: b. I1 j The arse hole is always in front of you.4 m; c7 {# J9 s/ w
1 w$ I7 i+ _4 ?: B4 K1 m9 M! X6 M7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?+ ~3 e& E6 i B5 t When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!+ D8 L; O& B; M" Y. ]- E5 l$ G7 M
0 E( U1 x& d! e/ H8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?( |' |0 f6 X4 _ The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.作者: arthur8088 時間: 2008-10-6 03:24 PM
that's funny~~haha~~ 9 B7 A3 f$ A* u: Wkeep it up~~# k& U) [( V5 k8 N' m
cheers作者: maksim2046 時間: 2008-10-8 09:52 PM
