8 _9 \4 x. J; r. U/ \# \; ]1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job8 d6 e! |4 @6 ~9 }- H' M; V0 J 99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence ; m! i0 _( ~' V- m & d, ^4 U1 ~0 a7 ?2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman? n5 D. i- P6 R Ma.They give like hell. ; f3 W" j/ Z* {: b b.They do not yell. " k W9 J' I% E; T& F g6 @c.They do not tell. % B% i2 S" I" T& ud.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell. " X# k! Y. ~; z$ Z9 r! a & [& q' f# q n# |: K1 q( y; Q3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:3 r( z) A2 G% a! a1 d - a HEART to love him,* \1 k* `: S0 g$ Y# b - a DIAMOND to marry him, ' h- E$ L# O6 d7 Z; K- a CLUB to smash his head in, and& Y2 B7 j$ a% a( `; T \# d2 ?- ?" e - a SPADE to bury him! 0 Z3 B. g1 o/ v1 q + V4 @6 D& k7 M$ o9 w, E" L' \
4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?; \: B0 @, Z) } Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later' m: `/ T2 G* A4 v
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5) What is the strongest muscle?& d( B, I4 d8 i$ [7 y The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!- h9 p5 N' S1 c$ x. i& I+ p, Q( S
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour? ( ~; g8 ?2 f8 W* N9 i( Z% R/ J( BThe arse hole is always in front of you. $ x% J# |) |- y6 \5 [ " j/ J/ a6 I/ l+ |& z
7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?% H5 b; p' ]% ~' D* n When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!2 M+ D. T/ D" V2 P, s* S7 ]; w
1 t( w) V# J$ u5 J' [ N6 A8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?: [; m: W8 W4 u) k& E( D The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.作者: arthur8088 時間: 2008-10-6 03:24 PM
that's funny~~haha~~* P# ]0 g% X$ E: e/ p
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cheers作者: maksim2046 時間: 2008-10-8 09:52 PM
