8 \4 i: t' K$ z; O/ a5 d% `" n! m- P1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job9 S/ H1 \' A: }" q 99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence. X, z$ `2 ^& E/ U+ @* k0 {" ^: l+ d3 k- A
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?% E, ]" q5 N/ W6 U1 g4 ] a.They give like hell. j) `; |, C% L) o. q- p b.They do not yell." O6 W. w+ s% R c.They do not tell.. m1 Y3 ] l1 v9 O& N d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.* z$ w5 e, r) W2 Q0 s* d5 n$ C
3 g X# X! Q* J/ w2 i& {3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need: `" ~% S# ^! ]3 F0 V# T9 a- a HEART to love him, 9 U5 c# Q& ~+ `; H* T/ p- a DIAMOND to marry him,2 D8 c" T8 I8 m - a CLUB to smash his head in, and # U+ `* F, G4 `7 ~- a SPADE to bury him!9 a1 d Z% c D, t: l$ B
& L" @1 |+ H9 q( V4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum? % H) u7 c% I1 c- ], j& J! B# q. r3 YBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later- l+ F8 y# t6 z9 ]
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5) What is the strongest muscle? ( N9 K A. _( a0 @( F8 G; k* s7 QThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!: D: |$ W7 [5 w2 D
2 J9 k6 T: K, j4 p( K6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?% `& @* n: |& U9 e( Q% o+ R9 y The arse hole is always in front of you. 8 E% V' L$ n4 U8 y7 v. e0 J/ ` ) ?- z; _! @# O, c
7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain? % d) C h p/ `1 LWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!3 x. O0 k; O! p0 F3 D& d. C1 c
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff? : h6 `2 y: C9 w DThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.作者: arthur8088 時間: 2008-10-6 03:24 PM
that's funny~~haha~~/ |2 G6 E: H. e4 `1 r% \& d
keep it up~~0 R! F2 x" C% a& u$ x
cheers作者: maksim2046 時間: 2008-10-8 09:52 PM
