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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job4 o: T7 ?9 F5 D3 Y7 v 99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence. B) F- B: a6 t5 ^
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman? " s3 T+ S3 Y$ R4 J4 B; y$ `a.They give like hell. % V3 i! k2 v4 u2 z: _2 \ b.They do not yell.# T! n2 `/ l* b: L2 L& P c.They do not tell. o- y4 @* t% q7 x( } d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.! f6 f7 e4 ]. w; ~5 S/ Z4 @
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:, G% j- P7 ]1 g7 R; j - a HEART to love him, $ h( t4 k: C& v! Z- a DIAMOND to marry him,( N6 M* S1 x+ d; f: \ - a CLUB to smash his head in, and5 a7 W- V, i: G- X7 p' L% I) m/ d - a SPADE to bury him!0 c7 W3 d6 b' H+ j7 n: D ?
. V7 T H% `4 J" ^4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum? 5 T" `4 E$ y0 y+ P2 iBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later 5 N& d/ ~7 v1 f) }3 T. j1 _# G 7 z) k: S/ k( N( n
5) What is the strongest muscle?2 @* T5 N: c+ Y9 A The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick! - h+ Y1 ]3 c+ ]! a2 Z! Q# s) ] 6 B/ y8 w6 S4 B* c
6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour? 3 H9 r9 @, C2 v7 B6 sThe arse hole is always in front of you.6 p6 L3 L: e' b/ ^+ M( ^
1 @9 P1 J5 u. y [& u, f7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?/ j! f& d# z* ?8 p1 B) S1 C) p, F. b& N When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME! 0 `* h6 v6 F- r/ O1 f ; H2 j' Y( _8 d* \4 x8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff? % u( Q; k7 E6 H/ \$ KThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.作者: arthur8088 時間: 2008-10-6 03:24 PM
that's funny~~haha~~; ~5 ~; j O- b' T' g1 ^
keep it up~~5 {4 S; Q: e# B# h
cheers作者: maksim2046 時間: 2008-10-8 09:52 PM
