1 So many people die, never see you die. ; A9 p3 A, k; N) m; F- t% F# o
甘多人死，唔见你死。 0 R" n: R1 U$ \$ c4 H! u
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? $ M1 z% K0 X; v) V$ q% J3 B1 n% {
你教我以后点出嚟行? 5 F- \- ]. O1 P" \2 |
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. 1 X: W! g- y1 ~1 F% U. a6 Y
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 " v4 O5 u! |5 @+ B0 n
4 "I saw a pork chop" + b4 O0 f: t+ t我见到件猪扒啊。 1 E' S- r2 h3 q3 J( g3 D; j5 Are you road? 7 @7 V9 i- ?& y" {你系咪路啊？ 6 E1 ]" @; B$ L
6 What the water are you? , c* A" |1 b3 U2 L) u
你系乜水啊？ 3 T, T# P+ R; E5 |, r, |7 Do you big me? " ?, i) A8 `0 r. m( [
你大我啊？ 4 r6 l: x; O* ~0 ~8 {2 V, n8 Zebra chops people. 1 y8 z5 \( c) q$ L1 d班马劈友。 ; i9 b0 s: ^ T) f3 s0 o9 The king of the cutting girl. 5 a7 K7 y2 M; V( e
界女王。 4 A0 k6 h3 E+ b10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. . P6 K% \/ |$ R' H: {7 h
批我个头俾你当凳坐。 % \7 l& \" i; X+ c
11 Do you think me didn't arrive? " [' s/ B, O' t9 H你当我无到？ 2 ?+ ]$ Q! G$ v
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. % Q) O$ P+ C) z N2 n1 U- y
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ 7 s. X3 P9 X. S$ q. ~; I
13 Today I was very black son. ' b- l/ N2 ] \) q
今日我好黑仔。 ' z. D, g5 ?: e0 }6 b( \3 A( [14 I am wearing grass. , f0 \9 l' e* o0 o) k/ K4 ~
我着紧草。 ) Q' Z4 ~3 C. U" N' m
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! 6 M& f% j' `7 n) f; Y8 y你未够班同我讲数！ & [1 s4 V/ e6 V; s5 v
16 Two beat six. $ }; K' g9 t7 J2 o, F3 W二打六 9 h9 t( V) ^6 a6 v \5 P D17 Two five son. 4 Y& y8 l# V5 o/ V# N) P
二五仔 6 Z9 x$ G+ i+ R" [
18 Piano piano green. $ s- n9 y; @- w' C+ h
琴琴青 $ q% q5 R8 N6 Y: q' F" e' n8 |: U19 I give you some colour to see see. ' J: m$ H/ K! ]7 a+ P我俾D顏色你睇睇！ 9 u. E% ~4 F. I
20 Stupid stupid want to move . 8 k5 b8 F L- _- x m2 I
蠢蠢欲動 。 $ v( c9 p. E6 C' P* V$ o1 W# [21 People mountain people sea . ' u# _8 _) N6 V; d2 A. J; C9 p人山人海 。 + Y' A; ]7 Z# P* z6 c' {22 How senior are you? 4 [1 t6 }3 P8 {$ T你算老幾? $ v% l/ }7 n5 h; ^( @2 @
23 What the ghost are you talk? 0 V* u: K C$ e9 D l
你講乜鬼? # f6 F- Z5 f: e# o3 W F24 I fear that you have teeth. # l' O, W2 {0 z! u6 F我驚你有牙！ : q7 Y! {3 J4 ^$ V) Y
25 Heart flower angry open. # G" b9 h8 n+ p. v心花怒放。 1 Z- C2 d! O6 `$ W; s; gFish skin 0 `) N9 y/ m+ w鱼皮 。 ; l' G" S* @7 i' H/ WMonster of blowing water. 4 }' [, p. ?" p吹水怪。 % C. S7 I2 y* U) LFace green green 0 i' T( |6 o0 @9 n5 i! Q( ^3 |面青青。 . i5 D, v/ f& Z' a( M6 {/ QYou see road carefully + s+ |, B5 z9 b. V% f# H- B你小心睇路 ! @- S& A5 M T2 a
You go to street carefully 0 e3 N& z" i5 s/ X) t/ b0 t$ f
你出街小心D。 6 _3 @: G4 i+ T' ~2 W. ^Do the world $ x" L$ `6 [ r" A3 R( @做世界 。 3 g& j; H- D8 T
Big tea rice `: o; D! F3 b. U大茶饭 。 Z% i- P7 j- E- |: E) Y. ?1 J
American chinese not enough. 0 {8 D1 U2 _. Y! m: w8 M6 S! w$ x
美中不足。 ' L0 s- i! B( ?1 h3 S9 `2 ]2 @9 CKing eight egg. % j" n" E/ T9 a8 \
王八蛋 9 e8 O4 f3 N/ S9 Y# RHigh hand. % P' @6 t. [' E& K B% P7 w
高手 ( G; R1 V) i( I' I) M' N7 x d
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Old dot. ' F4 o4 O# c# K- b
老点 ( a; L8 n" Z2 |& F
One old water / R) w$ R+ X/ M. x! C! \+ U5 I3 F: K2 _
一旧水 4 X+ h" Y4 L, I7 }9 I& w2 b( w8 ]I know your mouse. 8 R! P2 u$ i% K8 f! G' O, v我识你老鼠！ % Y3 k+ y( |6 v) k4 ]$ _
Measure water/Pound water. & W- [ M- B+ U! Z3 j5 g9 ~
磅水 : G- d4 U P: _% T/ lA dragon service. . ]/ Y$ _- Q! h+ l4 |一条龙服务 ( Y6 W0 [# y3 k+ J3 T( K; j! MPump water. ( ]0 a5 g) m) I/ p, A7 C) E0 r
**** ) S3 ]5 f2 y4 ~9 @% g" TI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. & B- f4 w, t0 U' X, Q* f; V E我吹鸡打你班友。 $ t+ S; t4 N( q# W, S3 ~+ j* A/ k B
You jump building. + |- y& x% t. m8 h
你跳楼啦。 ! j* \) y) K9 R1 g9 c/ c; \
You come back home and eat banana 3 n* k( B- \) b$ e8 I你返屋企食蕉啦 / A2 s( P2 _& o4 [% m3 YI give you a hair. ( L3 J" d- }$ ~9 y9 n# \8 N( N
我俾条毛你ar! 9 C. h/ K9 k8 S8 u; m 4 C. \4 ], ?0 z! |% _Collect skin " d1 J6 U) q5 S收皮 " r$ J1 M% ~$ y; p; Q
Collect father " F# \& a. ?% I9 H* ?, `) D收爹 # ?6 `" G3 N6 _- i
You give me collect father. - I& ?1 x. \* r, D/ j6 I |你同我收爹！ ; X4 M4 ]6 _, h) } s
Laugh die me. 3 w+ ]& t) H+ F b* ^笑死我。 : v D+ r0 [- H* WYou give me stop. ) _7 l/ J- q, F
你同我企系度。 # x r+ v, Y2 q; L( s3 g( o: _+ Z
Eight woman 1 Y: J9 u" l) R |/ R5 l5 k' G
八婆 / Z/ R: o0 s- V% Y; ~6 }! o
Eight woman,you are good! 3 y- m V" S8 ~1 Q& l* Y: a8 \' B
八婆，你好o野! / F& K1 Z9 K/ t$ ~( a
What the spring do you do? 1 |6 a' p; Q& c1 j9 b. B
你搞乜春啊? & @/ `/ ~% u9 x8 O/ F
A dog of eating dung * n& o6 {" j* \ t8 C食屎狗 ) I D' m. Q" @ S0 T
A ghost of ass ; x1 ~' l+ \, e( m; Y# ^8 m
屎忽鬼作者: vj11 時間: 2009-10-15 03:03 PM
本帖最後由 J.T. 於 2009-10-18 12:22 PM 編輯 0 [* C* [+ y: A+ g3 \ Q. f1 w X4 y1 X# ]+ n" L totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this....../ i& N" W, [( A
this is not hong kong style english..... p7 E. y1 z$ W# \8 M
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....; V1 U% ?0 U, R+ `! K8 W$ Z i've already ban this shit... ) B# K& |7 @# r6 x: m* J4 adon't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!作者: kuru 時間: 2009-10-18 02:39 PM
唔信香港人會明呢d英文作者: Hunter88 時間: 2009-10-19 10:37 PM
Just a joke. Don't believe it.作者: DOG9922 時間: 2009-10-20 06:09 PM
