1 So many people die, never see you die. 2 ~2 v, X( W. D4 A) x, e# u* u甘多人死，唔见你死。 , Q7 F. ]+ t9 u6 C
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? : h" Y% E* }; z你教我以后点出嚟行? $ p. E9 a, m. v) X- k3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. ' K) N, s3 P( @1 P6 q& b
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 0 d6 v, x1 m" N, R
4 "I saw a pork chop" 1 p3 n" a- m d, W! w9 m, b
我见到件猪扒啊。 ( x# h) M* U C/ Q2 Z( h7 D
5 Are you road? 1 B; j7 i" l6 ?- M你系咪路啊？ 0 P1 R5 L* r( y. X0 g/ k# s* e4 h6 What the water are you? $ s/ A& W, p6 x) {% L% X u( k
你系乜水啊？ ; k/ q; l' i! h3 `& n
7 Do you big me? 1 j9 b, n( ?& v5 Y
你大我啊？ $ h/ `6 `3 e; D& O2 g4 Q% B5 {" R$ }
8 Zebra chops people. ; z. u5 q7 T3 g4 I) f
班马劈友。 0 S; k' Y8 P/ _0 H* ~7 P6 e* s
9 The king of the cutting girl. 8 u7 _( E; w& s! |. u8 f3 {9 W
界女王。 ) j$ u9 `# x2 T2 ^/ y10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. " g" ]. T j0 D) E/ u J: Z
批我个头俾你当凳坐。 ! A5 ]: z+ T5 M: [$ ?; l% v# W
11 Do you think me didn't arrive? 8 v3 G2 V3 `3 N- z( M$ {你当我无到？ X# z+ p; I, w" [5 w12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. " k1 D% u d" J/ @$ E; `你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ : t+ b/ I& Z0 E( a- T; v: F; o
13 Today I was very black son. 1 J$ _' n: n2 M1 i. u
今日我好黑仔。 4 \9 \8 M" F7 n( Z# W8 K3 k" W, v A
14 I am wearing grass. 6 k, c) v+ a, X! W: y3 ]3 ~1 p
我着紧草。 / ^4 n0 ^5 Q( `% o5 P! F7 e15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! & A6 v4 ^9 S. a P- j# u你未够班同我讲数！ 8 N' M$ j3 v0 c6 U5 i
16 Two beat six. 4 z3 d. K( B0 O2 N二打六 : T7 G+ @7 ?. s& F' ^( M! v4 z17 Two five son. 9 O l% S5 ^8 ^) v) D; P6 P, A
二五仔 3 y+ ^" D3 J7 l$ A
18 Piano piano green. , P+ s8 ~, _' C% k2 C琴琴青 ' G8 x8 R; E2 R3 V9 D, a$ v
19 I give you some colour to see see. + T; B" y* `" _- o我俾D顏色你睇睇！ V' m5 z$ S' d# d# x2 [5 S20 Stupid stupid want to move . ' f7 T0 ?9 Q% \! f蠢蠢欲動 。 ' D) c6 S4 R/ R& |) L9 A
21 People mountain people sea . ) g% r* l$ Q1 d人山人海 。 5 a- h$ z6 u' P0 b! u22 How senior are you? 4 d/ J* p/ D7 {. @3 m0 R! w
你算老幾? ! A6 X8 A* { O7 R23 What the ghost are you talk? # Z. E' {" N5 v9 H/ \5 i你講乜鬼? - M7 l( W I; U3 Z24 I fear that you have teeth. + L0 _( \4 O6 I我驚你有牙！ ) @+ c$ J1 m Z
25 Heart flower angry open. _+ S/ ~1 |- H; z0 |心花怒放。 ( }5 @1 ?6 p7 }$ _2 x) `2 F
Fish skin 7 U$ l5 S! h4 r, o/ X鱼皮 。 7 H0 P. M8 W* _8 {9 R9 z* E
Monster of blowing water. ) s+ J! ~. v( v/ A% e吹水怪。 2 l9 |/ u: t& C" ?2 Q. C' H8 V
Face green green - F8 P( I0 Z9 i0 g) S3 D面青青。 : Y% c! r' L( P) p, NYou see road carefully 9 E) _9 M: }* \, U: I1 B/ J
你小心睇路 j4 p% S0 z# x' c& X+ zYou go to street carefully % d7 T6 W4 z5 F) M. R3 c4 e
你出街小心D。 , Y S& \% ^1 c0 |. l' V
Do the world - y0 {2 c! j* w
做世界 。 . V* w+ O. @5 m2 {) L& |
Big tea rice " _. R# c, _' t$ d大茶饭 。 3 Y: N+ m6 T6 [8 F, \ O
American chinese not enough. * D2 G4 v( { B1 A6 J9 _. r2 v
美中不足。 - k# o! a! }! r1 Y2 P- ~
King eight egg. ) w& L8 h; F7 Q( g王八蛋 ) ]; o0 M/ n" v& b5 Y- s8 J, {$ `
High hand. / {+ t: S0 F4 a2 S) `高手 # n( r' A: u% o9 H0 Y
% i" q1 @$ s1 j+ ~Old dot. - N: w" A+ ^3 ~
老点 1 r* [0 J! T- S8 {9 z
One old water ) k2 Z, R `! w5 @8 I一旧水 ' B" V/ ?* k$ Q4 ~" T% u4 nI know your mouse. 4 j5 t6 b E$ F( F6 q/ v3 z+ T$ ~我识你老鼠！ 6 u) j% r7 G# u* U
Measure water/Pound water. * M- Q! {8 l8 Q: ~* Q- x3 G
磅水 $ ?0 G$ ^7 j9 p7 h5 uA dragon service. , m2 x K1 U8 T% D% ]! @. ]一条龙服务 4 {) c3 @7 {0 g2 t" X( J9 cPump water. ( D+ o& {- i1 e t$ P**** 5 E( u: S p6 WI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. $ V& Y/ V s1 N7 k: G
我吹鸡打你班友。 + f& t4 r1 H) x3 t' ]0 UYou jump building. 8 n6 f n2 @) |& h- H0 O7 k你跳楼啦。 ' Y/ p3 D4 ?0 H- R2 K, jYou come back home and eat banana 4 i" a, f# Q! r# A你返屋企食蕉啦 ! x" H: a; V' O" b* z9 TI give you a hair. ( R6 o& w6 \& Q* \* j( v我俾条毛你ar! + L7 p# G8 t6 \: K/ p/ ?* @ \1 W
Collect skin 9 t2 ?% n9 q; R' p收皮 & ~+ \) j' C7 A* `. z# C! hCollect father 5 \- r3 W! v( d) Q+ a; q
收爹 6 K- G" t3 U/ b* @8 o; D
You give me collect father. * o6 {+ j: f4 h3 o" F% U& R你同我收爹！ 0 m, j9 r, F6 |. ?" O
Laugh die me. ( l; P* p: s/ i
笑死我。 0 N" O4 k7 m: q: I# OYou give me stop. . S: h0 L# v6 E
你同我企系度。 % B! `+ S6 _( _. l; MEight woman , J# ~# K8 @/ k1 e! x+ O八婆 . S0 n6 r+ Y" {4 A% j
Eight woman,you are good! 6 v$ V6 Z0 o/ I; \% N/ P, B/ P
八婆，你好o野! 9 {& \8 j2 C% D1 MWhat the spring do you do? 5 z8 w4 z& m1 D3 j* s5 \+ T' s
你搞乜春啊? , \. A2 t' X2 O2 o zA dog of eating dung : }& s, h5 }- ?- S食屎狗 2 O' `' z+ O# o9 b5 c) v7 \A ghost of ass 9 D8 u/ X. C6 j/ Z' L
屎忽鬼作者: vj11 時間: 2009-10-15 03:03 PM
Can't believe..作者: CK銘 時間: 2009-10-15 08:00 PM
有d真喺幾有創意.....8 L7 f1 a* k+ p
都幾有趣呀...哈哈作者: albert_einstein 時間: 2009-10-15 08:55 PM
! {4 b/ w3 |* b+ O4 wtotally bullshit....no body gonna believe this...... ! F j- W! e. c: U+ ~* d4 z$ ~this is not hong kong style english..... ! X2 Z i! G# {5 |this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語..... " A `4 F- y! S5 Y/ Ci've already ban this shit.../ m' ]6 r) @* {6 b6 F1 M- d/ S don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!作者: kuru 時間: 2009-10-18 02:39 PM
唔信香港人會明呢d英文作者: Hunter88 時間: 2009-10-19 10:37 PM
Just a joke. Don't believe it.作者: DOG9922 時間: 2009-10-20 06:09 PM
