1 So many people die, never see you die. 2 J" P2 X4 Y; L
甘多人死，唔见你死。 8 i, Z. Y! A& Q* _4 g: E
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? $ P* J }: F& [5 Y+ H你教我以后点出嚟行? % G0 o g r- P& ^( l3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. . l& c* D( \0 O( Y* A+ B
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 9 B. K9 v# d: a/ A( t4 "I saw a pork chop" * a: X% z% \- W/ m1 R我见到件猪扒啊。 , i: q$ M* b' f3 X* D
5 Are you road? f3 M5 W2 p; k0 y( Z' i% i) j
你系咪路啊？ : U: Q$ [3 ~9 n$ s1 z8 ?6 What the water are you? . J# u/ j o, q& A8 g你系乜水啊？ 1 r# l# {' E! H% k/ L$ S+ m( q7 Do you big me? 1 c0 W& I2 O0 G: y
你大我啊？ ( Q% C+ t! K4 i" F1 D8 ` ~( H8 Zebra chops people. - f$ K5 i3 Z8 E5 c5 B8 B+ H班马劈友。 r1 q& b* l- Y3 g, u0 I
9 The king of the cutting girl. 0 l# C( b# e- T界女王。 + [8 X9 D7 H4 I' k, l( |$ ?10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. 8 a$ j) x) D) R( X8 }5 z) ?. m
批我个头俾你当凳坐。 ) y% f: l. m3 ]
11 Do you think me didn't arrive? ' h0 a5 C7 j1 |3 H9 E- D: d6 {你当我无到？ 7 B/ W% N: j) D! D6 l4 z- m v12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. ]* L# V. J5 ~" A* r7 r1 l你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ }8 W' q( j) P8 K/ u+ i0 ~: z13 Today I was very black son. & ^5 ]8 C# i' Q5 \6 F- w" H- y今日我好黑仔。 + p5 t/ T' g8 j6 i; k' d+ v
14 I am wearing grass. 9 @! y& n9 D/ o3 P+ {1 P% c我着紧草。 7 N* |. ?$ @ o* @
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! " p; Y- Y- m* R$ e* W" r你未够班同我讲数！ 2 ]" o9 b' p5 d, w
16 Two beat six. ' r1 L9 Q2 s2 F0 T1 x3 E; ^
二打六 , h- _0 }, e z- N# ?/ N. {& j; u17 Two five son. 6 f4 L8 F7 I* Y+ r6 v二五仔 2 V7 o8 s9 h5 j% i" M0 y18 Piano piano green. 0 s/ c( C+ B$ l+ m5 N" w R, P9 x琴琴青 2 Y/ ?+ N9 d1 ]6 k+ t1 ?
19 I give you some colour to see see. 8 w$ L* Z. F7 h7 u. V
我俾D顏色你睇睇！ 7 n, V2 t/ g2 e' Q* o( ~: g5 t20 Stupid stupid want to move . . D" P2 T+ \3 q! @
蠢蠢欲動 。 d# H8 Q' I' y3 n' C8 {
21 People mountain people sea . 0 W, w" @+ m7 S% a6 i" c人山人海 。 7 x' \: h( q" k* u7 S( j( h8 L
22 How senior are you? 0 j$ ^& @( n' }) q
你算老幾? & G/ Z) ^2 }- X6 O5 L23 What the ghost are you talk? 8 s3 d2 i: F: w' \( [
你講乜鬼? 6 Q% t! [8 v7 F& {% P3 q. y% L24 I fear that you have teeth. 8 E7 m* y% x0 b+ S: T% m1 g2 ~/ B我驚你有牙！ 5 u( v& n- r4 s# E! `! B
25 Heart flower angry open. ' U/ y! W, q1 U$ @. K心花怒放。 8 R- I6 d) ]8 y9 @9 bFish skin , w+ j: I" s0 }* M0 [: T
鱼皮 。 % X: G; I; a8 Z- _Monster of blowing water. % c* W8 O/ H, ?. W1 `吹水怪。 ) ?7 o4 P7 p0 q4 J c
Face green green 0 K% T6 O K3 r) ^+ k# w面青青。 5 r$ n) z" s/ rYou see road carefully 9 P6 I# C1 C6 y% V! L2 c6 s6 j
你小心睇路 6 C. C8 G' ^, ^+ o. c7 x) e8 O( b
You go to street carefully 9 }6 i& v6 }" E1 _1 \
你出街小心D。 1 U3 m+ e# r5 @$ e2 z; K
Do the world 7 Z) }# k- U% _" `: e8 }
做世界 。 : r; r( P. f5 D QBig tea rice / |/ h2 w: |5 t& j, c( U2 t
大茶饭 。 2 j/ q: j; |* R2 _% RAmerican chinese not enough. 2 E* z% _( n- E6 s美中不足。 . o: E1 ^; p6 W5 Y# r' f9 ZKing eight egg. 1 I o3 s$ E0 k q0 M8 o4 J王八蛋 2 ^ z% I8 m/ \$ B( U1 i& V, G1 }! g
High hand. / {' o' n8 r( v- q8 [( G2 F高手 - O% U+ T& B6 j) m
+ E& n: j; O9 @0 ~1 ^4 \ dOld dot. , p; O) N6 V1 z4 k" z3 y4 r; x( t老点 . ~0 s5 m+ L" v3 B6 Q% D
One old water 0 t; S6 x5 m/ m' v
一旧水 0 ?& }6 @5 N V; `! ]+ ~" i- QI know your mouse. 9 i6 d3 }/ F2 C# z) i我识你老鼠！ 2 c* d! u+ y5 X! I
Measure water/Pound water. 6 P' Y5 j% ~. R$ {! I! u/ F磅水 ( t% p3 `" W/ Z! B- F2 X4 sA dragon service. ) g- o9 _7 O0 R! P/ D) [一条龙服务 1 Y8 r ^2 A6 [0 _Pump water. : N! ~$ r3 n/ }! ?2 ]% G**** / m9 l! a& g7 A" I8 F4 }
I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 0 a/ ~$ d, h. F ~5 p7 ^
我吹鸡打你班友。 6 E) u! f: J$ |- N8 R, ^You jump building. # @2 h# q/ J" P' [. O3 M, s4 P: ~
你跳楼啦。 ; S) |7 s8 }" `7 x
You come back home and eat banana # m8 m, O& `- y6 x
你返屋企食蕉啦 4 x6 H" m P& ~7 q: u. y
I give you a hair. $ Z9 G+ H0 J% l& O0 R1 C8 v5 ~0 {! s
我俾条毛你ar! ; a/ d3 y7 B: D- z1 c
. a4 K* J% A4 j) {: Y( ~8 xCollect skin $ O5 S# c' Y; x6 Y# j收皮 7 o7 L& i. \4 E' yCollect father ; z3 u" ^4 S+ X
收爹 1 m) s8 P! |' m+ @1 m" S0 sYou give me collect father. 6 i) y. z4 D- n |
你同我收爹！ 2 O- L, A% X" M$ vLaugh die me. % `7 @. j* M' U* z* T# D笑死我。 9 ^6 J, s3 @1 m. T5 d
You give me stop. 5 w; ~' s. c/ W% F1 g& Y9 h/ v( R. a你同我企系度。 3 R: @- Z- V* }5 {+ j' L) T3 H. EEight woman % [: o( m8 I0 C: l* N8 Q' q0 c6 W, [4 n八婆 ) C0 t. G% m$ }/ ]( b1 D# a% BEight woman,you are good! 9 T- \& L8 _4 H* B
八婆，你好o野! " K4 n: U* V( h" d& A' O! T
What the spring do you do? ( N: n! M. d+ {) j$ h% [: g
你搞乜春啊? ) e$ c; O% Y: JA dog of eating dung 5 E2 x; V- i- O% |1 Z
食屎狗 + }' g T- U8 O; m3 x W. w2 p
A ghost of ass $ ^' `" j7 y: w/ q4 L, v3 h
屎忽鬼作者: vj11 時間: 2009-10-15 03:03 PM
Can't believe..作者: CK銘 時間: 2009-10-15 08:00 PM
有d真喺幾有創意..... 3 g% x7 ]6 b+ A" u2 z6 N ?都幾有趣呀...哈哈作者: albert_einstein 時間: 2009-10-15 08:55 PM
有d就連香港人都唔明白!作者: 艾官 時間: 2009-10-16 10:41 PM
無言......作者: xingsing 時間: 2009-10-16 11:46 PM
好无言，但有好好笑作者: 偉華 時間: 2009-10-18 12:08 PM
真係好特色0既英語咯！作者: J.T. 時間: 2009-10-18 12:19 PM
本帖最後由 J.T. 於 2009-10-18 12:22 PM 編輯 . c" Y" K: ]6 R- O( @5 K& ? 0 Y6 @9 p. x% |1 Y( ^3 D0 utotally bullshit....no body gonna believe this...... - z8 Z5 z( M4 u7 o' `! y4 f; R7 mthis is not hong kong style english.....) d" T) u5 Y' O. l1 V8 N2 ]( N* W
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語..... : d% p/ [/ X3 K0 p# wi've already ban this shit...3 } h: h" G: ]8 O5 Q+ i1 `- A8 ? don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!作者: kuru 時間: 2009-10-18 02:39 PM
唔信香港人會明呢d英文作者: Hunter88 時間: 2009-10-19 10:37 PM
Just a joke. Don't believe it.作者: DOG9922 時間: 2009-10-20 06:09 PM
