標題: 香港特色英语！！ [打印本頁]

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作者: dinx    時間: 2009-10-15 01:10 PM     標題: 香港特色英语！！

1 So many people die, never see you die. 5 E% z1 ]' U9 X3 N2 D% D2 H0 x
甘多人死，唔见你死。
; j# `5 N( m# X  M2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? ! ?) h2 M2 |7 r2 j! r/ d8 o
你教我以后点出嚟行? & r6 I* |" @$ A! u
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
: q4 T6 Z/ V  g! G/ v2 W! Z如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。
6 Q. ^* {3 D2 K( S( ~( T4 "I saw a pork chop"
3 d+ ^1 Q. m$ Q4 n- \8 k我见到件猪扒啊。
$ c% ]4 u1 l7 W5 t. ~5 Are you road?
  i& t2 N$ M1 Q0 u9 r& f你系咪路啊？
$ b. V( t& b& A6 r' \' _; Q" f6 What the water are you? 4 u1 Y# i2 I* w, b( E1 K$ w
你系乜水啊？ 4 p6 l  m$ Z( d. Y9 s% A
7 Do you big me?
- y9 k/ o  [7 W3 X1 w$ Z2 M你大我啊？
# w* _1 S$ r+ L8 Zebra chops people.
' b9 v' d: D' L班马劈友。 + t6 P2 I: Z5 N+ @& b0 n" c8 \' }
9 The king of the cutting girl.
- v4 Z. k& E( t% I8 W$ L界女王。
2 ?% V7 e$ c3 \10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
0 n) z, ^: N% i: x5 h) L4 ~批我个头俾你当凳坐。 $ I2 e! I& k1 ~. M0 w, X  ]
11 Do you think me didn't arrive? 3 T6 N6 O  {- {9 l: c: ~* {) Z
你当我无到？ : L! ?( @; ?; J
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
0 |) {0 F. r# k3 G5 }你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ 4 D" t9 u5 ?4 A
13 Today I was very black son. 8 h% D4 I  a# u9 k9 q  N
今日我好黑仔。   ]% D  J9 b  y- i
14 I am wearing grass.
5 f# {! ?3 {: N& c% L# a- j我着紧草。 2 ?" ^" D$ [3 ~1 n1 s8 z+ s
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! 8 z  B+ P8 c3 ?. ~
你未够班同我讲数！
& E! q8 h7 N2 V0 u' ?* s16 Two beat six. ! j" @& n8 ]  [. _( L+ \' }
二打六
1 _9 C: o0 _  k17 Two five son.
3 ]0 x! _  T) B: K5 {4 ?* D: t二五仔 : h8 S% }3 U8 c1 h6 T0 p- R  h
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　
$ p. g. U* V+ z+ f9 ]8 O* R  E琴琴青
4 @2 i. d) j$ y19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　
  J9 |0 @4 r! l5 S我俾D顏色你睇睇！
# j' S! b7 E1 d; n" a- M0 l20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　 7 _2 F2 @1 E9 R
蠢蠢欲動 。 " h4 M) p/ c& w0 B! S' y2 c, W
21 People mountain people sea .　　　　 $ }7 |$ ^0 j! `. H) S1 Q; w
人山人海 。
3 E) h6 v7 T- |# X! a$ P; W22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　
: k" y/ ?/ k8 A+ G你算老幾? ' K. j) a* W& m/ l" v* l0 r
23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　 " L8 |9 X, `8 ~* j6 i
你講乜鬼? " H) N8 X, i. x- w  t
24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　 6 ]  o8 L) e, y5 d1 V* u$ u
我驚你有牙！ , ~5 x( \; m! L7 N; Y
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　
( i" Q: _' \; V( ]* p! u心花怒放。   
" s5 b7 @* |9 r6 N. V' [7 l; x. _Fish skin
6 H' i8 k! a8 W; l; o* q1 F4 t- }鱼皮 。
* o8 [8 B4 y% H9 bMonster of blowing water. ! `; O$ p; \1 s- d7 Y5 c9 O
吹水怪。 9 M/ M5 ]5 `9 z( u( G5 n- o
Face green green , W3 R$ P) T8 h' J) n, b5 W
面青青。
  L. `( f8 I3 Z! @You see road carefully
) N1 j) D; ^" U+ H3 U' d5 r4 n9 o你小心睇路 ( j& S$ h& P# y- r8 {
You go to street carefully
& V* \# Y; W5 j8 p* S. n" r/ d; a你出街小心D。
: h- g( Q4 K. h$ l6 j! WDo the world
2 `1 h) K6 l9 c; N- m" V) A7 P做世界 。
" m+ S  t; `! m7 H3 OBig tea rice ! }" O3 x+ P1 E! C* Z$ Y
大茶饭 。
: b' L" s. l$ m: p- N! E$ ZAmerican chinese not enough. ( h; E7 m; \) |: e; a) @- [
美中不足。
6 q9 D, T# s5 P7 o) \  D, |- L$ KKing eight egg. 2 Q# |4 d3 D2 X
王八蛋 8 R/ c7 E+ b! `
High hand. 6 x# e1 B- B& \) j
高手
4 c' \, ~! y) \8 Z& ^7 K% U9 m6 K* X5 ~# @  C- h8 O: {
Old dot. # z0 P* v* _  }) n; D
老点
& q5 ~# h# @' c6 r* kOne old water 3 a8 T, w, Z8 c7 U: p5 d
一旧水 : D5 U; V8 k% h8 Z% v- M
I know your mouse.
! V6 J: E, I# l  O' p4 a. z: d我识你老鼠！
5 v3 i' c0 d* l; H; ?; IMeasure water/Pound water.
: ]' U; }2 w5 j4 R4 N5 m9 z4 q磅水
% Q! X, n5 H0 p  {6 H  y+ M; s( \A dragon service.
8 K" b8 n5 i4 @( X一条龙服务 * |# m/ z. S) V6 n4 i
Pump water. $ P7 o6 H& `$ n' Z8 J
**** 3 P  |+ ]% `3 t2 K  H6 z4 v) b: f
I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. / V8 h! i  V/ G& B7 D) P$ o
我吹鸡打你班友。
6 j' p; I0 g5 q7 G+ K& U" FYou jump building. + J' F8 l+ q/ U
你跳楼啦。
# W( ^2 A8 @4 J; O! `6 hYou come back home and eat banana
1 r4 q( I$ F' C你返屋企食蕉啦
& b5 G$ a/ o0 R8 FI give you a hair.
) a5 [3 _) ^5 f我俾条毛你ar!   P1 K( h2 R+ j* p
4 J0 z# G7 s' r# u8 }
Collect skin
3 _  Z( n( H) V  ]+ X$ Y, Q& h) Z收皮 2 B  |! y$ _+ o4 P* u/ P0 _
Collect father ' _; S8 h% O/ R: |) E4 @; V
收爹 + O4 o3 p6 D) _! G# P9 K) ^' ]2 Y
You give me collect father.
$ z# [! G: V7 l你同我收爹！
6 i% g$ V2 {8 m: N" Q4 w, BLaugh die me.
5 G( n* }) @' x" p5 j; A( }1 W4 G4 M. l笑死我。 1 p% p5 a7 L( n7 \$ H. I
You give me stop.
4 t' ~, f/ I4 ]" K* G% P+ p你同我企系度。
. l& w( n- v  KEight woman
& w/ \, _5 u4 m9 f% b八婆 0 f9 m0 L1 R, {2 L. ~* w/ ?
Eight woman,you are good! 0 ?5 ~& b! z, k' B" z
八婆，你好o野! 4 L7 w+ `# Q0 F$ R: a
What the spring do you do? + Y; l  K2 ^- g* [
你搞乜春啊? / s, @$ z& d9 y4 K- O5 t
A dog of eating dung
1 `7 _5 S; l5 B$ l+ n1 M6 g食屎狗
& S  ~6 q& G( s$ T8 R+ TA ghost of ass / g8 I( p, V& J9 b; V' v/ P
屎忽鬼

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作者: vj11    時間: 2009-10-15 03:03 PM

Can't believe..

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作者: CK銘    時間: 2009-10-15 08:00 PM

有d真喺幾有創意.....
; f. _. e4 ?: n6 i; U6 r都幾有趣呀...哈哈

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作者: albert_einstein    時間: 2009-10-15 08:55 PM

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

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作者: 艾官    時間: 2009-10-16 10:41 PM

無言......

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作者: xingsing    時間: 2009-10-16 11:46 PM

好无言，但有好好笑

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作者: 偉華    時間: 2009-10-18 12:08 PM

真係好特色0既英語咯！

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作者: J.T.    時間: 2009-10-18 12:19 PM

本帖最後由 J.T. 於 2009-10-18 12:22 PM 編輯 ) t' J+ ^. X+ w

0 _9 P& `7 U- J, ]$ Ftotally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......7 P; M8 p) L; n) o. n
this is not hong kong style english.....) O& g* u+ a' ~( }0 ?& F3 M
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....
* L; G; L1 G3 t3 C3 Mi've already ban this shit...6 [( x6 U. |3 a" P
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

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作者: kuru    時間: 2009-10-18 02:39 PM

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

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作者: Hunter88    時間: 2009-10-19 10:37 PM

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.

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作者: DOG9922    時間: 2009-10-20 06:09 PM

哈哈！

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