1 So many people die, never see you die. ' m g. a8 I3 G% W! _0 N# D6 X甘多人死，唔见你死。 4 g; X6 `- L2 X6 f- u1 E& T X% [2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? / W& O9 p, P1 Z8 o H1 ?& Z, U# c你教我以后点出嚟行? " H0 U( N3 h; v9 n3 {- Y0 o3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. ( A Q9 c5 B; b/ ?6 {( D5 f5 V
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 3 ]! H0 A* @. Q* u* I! q1 L8 I4 "I saw a pork chop" 1 t; q8 P% j4 }* ]' |8 d" K
我见到件猪扒啊。 % k! _* e( y3 l- \' J( s% k* O
5 Are you road? 9 ]: E; ~+ |2 u1 P7 @. K, R
你系咪路啊？ " b+ {/ n. j1 T. z6 What the water are you? 1 i7 i9 `) @2 I: T7 q+ E; g2 Z$ T你系乜水啊？ # j" w& e0 D! m+ J& E, t1 L- h' V7 Do you big me? & d5 t# Q4 A$ i6 k% F- j& O3 o# ]. l
你大我啊？ 7 S( X j' L! c u) c8 N
8 Zebra chops people. 8 q9 w# g! ]$ r% T, i
班马劈友。 7 T4 T8 \- O F+ G
9 The king of the cutting girl. 3 e. D& e- M# H界女王。 1 b! a! i& H. \; V: }, y10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. ' L" T: t3 z" s) I" g批我个头俾你当凳坐。 0 ^3 Y2 S" \) [4 Y: e" j/ W
11 Do you think me didn't arrive? " P5 `) J. r& f- D! q8 i
你当我无到？ " q: H0 G }1 ?4 d7 @ K. y12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. % e% ], g6 Z F5 x _( f' j
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ ; Z; K8 ^- z; u( s+ B' k1 o
13 Today I was very black son. 7 l9 X1 n9 o" P今日我好黑仔。 3 O- I$ l" x* k+ ]3 S' H( k14 I am wearing grass. + v8 l" h& w. b# K; \0 X我着紧草。 - H$ L0 `* @0 t4 a* m; E2 \) n% s15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! ( [" k5 m! T1 J1 k2 t! _$ L
你未够班同我讲数！ 6 N4 Y% \" o, r6 P6 b
16 Two beat six. & f O4 g$ ]- k8 K, H
二打六 ! z7 v! h& e( ~1 I3 w17 Two five son. 9 u1 S7 P$ F* R% Q
二五仔 ' Q7 d( U/ @3 m$ E% H9 |18 Piano piano green. - [! O* s0 L1 e9 @1 [2 V/ k
琴琴青 2 C. H( }+ Q$ \- Z7 @
19 I give you some colour to see see. $ L5 `! j8 a: s% l
我俾D顏色你睇睇！ ( d# r# E' s F5 i! a5 Z
20 Stupid stupid want to move . ) W4 Z; u0 P% p' c1 B' |
蠢蠢欲動 。 7 I, `$ B( [9 ~8 M U" D21 People mountain people sea . " z6 \ O/ y% b. T- k2 _. G' T
人山人海 。 " N4 f# b2 z: |22 How senior are you? 7 R. b! n* j5 C g8 y% V
你算老幾? & ^- _; k: S% X% t2 S7 G
23 What the ghost are you talk? . g3 l0 N- j, g1 g
你講乜鬼? ' z" v, Z# c4 K* C24 I fear that you have teeth. . a; w' j3 k/ E8 m我驚你有牙！ 9 f9 p* Q6 E6 Y: c) J3 e: C/ f) i25 Heart flower angry open. 9 r2 S, X* g9 }# m
心花怒放。 . X2 m/ J9 W" k3 p1 @$ D/ b% |Fish skin $ z* ?: }: i/ q( C1 ^! L鱼皮 。 ( b1 c6 ?& _$ y
Monster of blowing water. : u R( ] e# x/ |6 ?; n0 {
吹水怪。 J: y! b" I5 ]6 W
Face green green $ P( P) F% b6 ~$ M: K/ H, n% F
面青青。 $ w8 G& n; `' R! Z8 w% Z
You see road carefully 5 `+ }7 V1 ~' ]
你小心睇路 5 s* e. w/ U4 g; J: \+ H5 u! y) rYou go to street carefully $ R5 A; r4 E$ j9 q9 G( Y1 _
你出街小心D。 ; g5 e, G0 ]3 j, C( b* {1 l
Do the world 0 T# g1 G# M8 R, H
做世界 。 * o: \' R$ a* pBig tea rice 5 y1 R" Z7 g1 C f& H" G; ~大茶饭 。 7 s; N7 N( g7 T' M2 B# PAmerican chinese not enough. 8 x1 c* h3 u& r美中不足。 & P& }1 ^* O, w+ W6 O$ PKing eight egg. ; v# z1 |7 F6 g, @+ f: A! \5 k王八蛋 * x& T9 ?' t" E. E* ^" f, JHigh hand. 0 V& O" B4 C/ X! T& r* o
高手 3 u6 e( k3 p5 |$ R: i
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Old dot. ; h. \# e- _0 t+ W6 c3 @2 O! {
老点 ; ]8 H1 Z+ f! u c2 A9 `One old water 3 q( g9 X( D% u
一旧水 ! n7 A% k/ r0 K: j' ?3 XI know your mouse. K' z$ h: Q5 e$ Z
我识你老鼠！ 5 a6 K+ p: s# H( |8 q0 k
Measure water/Pound water. * W1 y% B& p# j9 Q: |
磅水 S, [" I V5 ]A dragon service. & Z* F6 G0 U1 J2 l9 a3 a- H3 Y
一条龙服务 2 t3 T; Y* Z, P
Pump water. , w% G5 e* p/ H/ e* r
**** 2 P; L4 j2 n( R2 I& `8 m+ KI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. , n. C$ l% k* X+ n" g我吹鸡打你班友。 ( D5 q$ H |6 O$ iYou jump building. - n/ k4 D, Q0 E
你跳楼啦。 5 `2 f# K) K$ C: p4 E( EYou come back home and eat banana ' s& W8 q. V3 M你返屋企食蕉啦 ! O5 a! U; i' G, x4 {! D
I give you a hair. 6 c: _6 J/ Y9 I8 o& \0 o我俾条毛你ar! 1 M$ J( _9 A' i$ P0 c" `6 @/ r
5 q5 }; V$ C& N# j# jCollect skin ' `$ [% B7 g, f5 k9 p9 [) L
收皮 0 d. D" o, e- C3 j, b. ?! M0 ?
Collect father * v) S5 N" H+ w; E" [收爹 % D( O1 q+ E- t# s/ q
You give me collect father. ) L( G ?6 E1 J$ x3 ?
你同我收爹！ 5 ]" S6 w F) N3 Q) z# m! b! qLaugh die me. + Y Z' n$ d' W) N
笑死我。 , W8 }/ v7 {: N/ l; {
You give me stop. " ]3 b0 }9 D( X* D( Y你同我企系度。 X6 E0 k$ i; B9 B1 a1 X+ y
Eight woman 7 q. {# i- R+ {4 h, l八婆 5 o, g- a, \5 F, W% J+ P
Eight woman,you are good! 8 ? }& y; v6 D, R: F八婆，你好o野! 2 X' @: T( P% g
What the spring do you do? 7 z; O# S S( a1 y7 W
你搞乜春啊? ; A! H7 ~6 U* L( C0 v# `A dog of eating dung 1 t4 v8 v/ [* v2 O, p0 R! c8 I- P, l食屎狗 : ]2 C+ d } w
A ghost of ass 8 Y% e. b( u3 f/ W7 Y* C; R& ^屎忽鬼作者: vj11 時間: 2009-10-15 03:03 PM
本帖最後由 J.T. 於 2009-10-18 12:22 PM 編輯 , @4 i B J9 k6 k1 B, C& B- X( @$ g& @ totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this...... 4 e. S& n* ~! o, M3 U/ rthis is not hong kong style english..... + H8 o( |! G' s# C' S3 othis nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....' k/ A' L2 d. D* H7 { i've already ban this shit... 6 Q0 Y2 D0 f4 ^+ E( \8 Kdon't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!作者: kuru 時間: 2009-10-18 02:39 PM
唔信香港人會明呢d英文作者: Hunter88 時間: 2009-10-19 10:37 PM
Just a joke. Don't believe it.作者: DOG9922 時間: 2009-10-20 06:09 PM
