


Originally posted by 史艷文2 at 2005-4-13 06:26 PM:4 C! C# o) n9 k: c2 B
哈哈哈~!邊個夠我污糟!5 y9 J& v5 u; N$ b7 T1 m( s
我21~27歲嗰陣時自己租唐樓住,成日換女友, w. u! j% o& E: D1 C! I9 F- z
所以冇乜女友上過我屋企(因我唔想佢地分手時摷上門)
一年四季由春天潮濕到悶熱夏天,我都冇洗過床單,有野咬就噴殺蟲水!+ o% _4 p ]+ N1 {5 {5 E
直到27歲識咗而家女友(女教師^.^)
拍咗1年半拖先帶上屋企,佢話我成間房都臭,

Originally posted by 史艷文2 at 2005-4-13 16:26:. L* ?7 O4 G" d8 y! S/ {
我21~27歲嗰陣時自己租唐樓住,成日換女友,
所以冇乜女友上過我屋企(因我唔想佢地分手時摷上門): x0 }/ n7 P" r) b% [; f
一年四季由春天潮濕到悶熱夏天,我都冇洗過床單,有野咬就噴殺蟲水!
直到27歲識咗而家女友(女教師^.^)5 p! |- I0 v- o" }/ J) p
拍咗1年半拖先帶上屋企,佢話我成間房都臭,- H% y$ a8 O0 O% N) W& [: c4 z$ \
唔洗由至可,一洗之下,成洗衣機D水黑色,: E* z! p) D# ^: K5 `" j. r; E$ h
佢問我幾耐冇洗過,我話6年幾來,根本冇洗過!2 I5 g& X" v- T5 L1 Q% A
之後佢話我有做乞衣既本領
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Originally posted by 樂壇渣Fit人 at 2005-4-13 06:47 PM:( [9 O X% F* a4 ?! ~ {/ L; @
邊個夠我耐無睇電 ...
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-13 17:09:: B) \6 i1 m8 w" M: s1 @4 P1 H# Z3 ^
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好慘的生活呢.................; K5 w# w; p8 I9 N6 S0 l# r" `& y
我咁大個仔... 最多5日無睇炸........
好佩服!' \9 E5 `, i9 J6 W( \
但無瘾去開下電視嫁咩?
Originally posted by 史艷文2 at 2005-4-13 04:26 PM:
哈哈哈~!邊個夠我污糟!* u0 _5 X: E+ j, `7 ?( T: R$ d
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我21~2 ...
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-13 02:19 PM:7 @- M& B& n: F% o
我先啦....
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我試過有3至4個月無 ...
Originally posted by 樂壇渣Fit人 at 2005-4-13 07:14 PM:) [$ R, L* m; j# }3 ^3 c$ w
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有時間寧願選擇散步啦 >_<"
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Originally posted by 樂壇渣Fit人 at 2005-4-13 05:14 PM:* l. O/ \4 v N: D* g
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講真真係冇mood& r5 m8 c3 K$ F6 [) h
有時間寧願選擇散步啦 >_<"
Originally posted by toro at 2005-4-13 07:16 PM:
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大個仔係時候搵個人喇你,我女友早兩日先幫我執房,呵呵
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-13 05:19 PM:
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我有個人嫁喇, 果4個月之前果次咪佢幫我執嫁囉...............=.="
Originally posted by toro at 2005-4-13 07:24 PM:% c# G7 k9 p4 E/ `/ y
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咁你又夠期叫佢上你處「攪攪佢」
Originally posted by 史艷文2 at 2005-4-13 04:26 PM:4 t# S$ K4 s) u. s2 ~1 A) |
哈哈哈~!邊個夠我污糟!
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我21~2 ...
Originally posted by abc123aa at 2005-4-13 09:03 PM:
邊個夠我怪><" ...

Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-13 07:07 PM:
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沖涼我頂盡4日........ Y; y) Q5 m n" _6 H! S% s0 Z
兩個禮拜仍能活嗎?!+ e& q# A3 X0 ~9 k" s
滿虫蛀?!
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半年冇出過街?!
番學呢??

Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 07:13 PM:
我試過打麻雀連打72個鍾未訓過,打到我同d朋友最後差d精神分裂![]()
Originally posted by abc123aa at 2005-4-13 19:15:
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哈哈,好野wo~咁你訓左幾耐先起身呀= ="

Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 07:24 PM:
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28個鍾......起身之後覺得好似比人圍打過咁![]()
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 09:13 PM:5 ~& y: w: t0 e8 w) c/ U, l+ ~, x2 [
我試過打麻雀連打72個鍾未訓過,打到我同d朋友最後差d精神分裂![]()
Originally posted by abc123aa at 2005-4-13 07:03 PM:: y% g1 y! h' J9 f+ v6 p, V/ l
邊個夠我怪><" ...
Originally posted by sfxc0000 at 2005-4-13 08:17 PM:
一日唔沖涼我都想死~~~
你2個禮拜冇沖涼~~~
唔辛苦咩??? =.=
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 07:13 PM:
我試過打麻雀連打72個鍾未訓過,打到我同d朋友最後差d精神分裂![]()
Originally posted by sfxc0000 at 2005-4-13 08:19 PM:$ k4 E% _2 l. e1 I- w3 I- i1 \- h5 \; P
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72個鐘.........
你係咪人黎o架??? =.="
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-13 20:04:0 d- A; n3 I0 Q7 Z [( i
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左仔你要加埋"邊個夠我XXX" 咁嫁~
72個鐘打左幾多圈?7 ?+ }' J, s! Y7 W( L0 W# ]- p
贏/輸左幾錢?
Originally posted by sfxc0000 at 2005-4-13 20:19:% I5 i) a; x: j! X. s
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72個鐘.........& f2 F- f) t+ `4 |; ?' x( {' v
你係咪人黎o架??? =.="
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 09:11 PM:
我地打到叫人幫我地買參茶,力保健,紅牛........
Originally posted by sfxc0000 at 2005-4-13 21:13:
你累喇咩......保力達蠻牛........
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 11:16 PM:
果陣未有得買,如果唔係我地一定會買
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-13 21:26:6 ]4 H- {: q! h2 _
為咩呢........................................

Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 09:29 PM:
我都唔G係為左D咩,果陣時我只係覺得自己係一部麻雀機械人![]()

Originally posted by sfxc0000 at 2005-4-13 21:31:
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咁樣o既生活唔係咁好~~~
要小心d自己身體~~~
如果病左就唔好啦![]()
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 11:34 PM:# p6 s) Q3 t& h. K* Z
都係幾年前既事喇,THX關心![]()
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-13 21:48:
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都係果句.... 戒左佢吧!

Originally posted by Dr.anger at 2005-4-13 21:59:- f3 _4 w2 Q+ w6 B* A# e9 m# ^3 h, p
試過一次過食左三十幾碗白粥...
...有幾大碗先
Originally posted by abc123aa at 2005-4-13 07:03 PM:
邊個夠我怪><" ...

Originally posted by trista_cheong at 2005-4-13 11:00 PM:
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我頂多淨係可以忍到兩日唔沖涼…… ...
Originally posted by Dr.anger at 2005-4-13 11:59 PM:
試過一次過食左三十幾碗白粥...
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 10:09 PM:- g3 B0 E( n- a7 Q
嘩~~~三十碗粥...有幾大碗先
![]()
Originally posted by Dr.anger at 2005-4-14 02:20 AM:# i$ P, B9 R6 T6 l
一般酒樓飯碗再大o的..
Originally posted by trista_cheong at 2005-4-13 11:00 PM:6 f" y* _% }( R. _% }8 \! Y
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我頂多淨係可以忍到兩日唔沖涼…… ...
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-14 01:05 AM:
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發生左咩事呢.............
Originally posted by TwinsPride at 2005-4-14 03:56 AM:
邊過夠我勁!!!! i$ E) F: c; u. @4 B7 ^9 G2 @
我D屎大到差唔多日日大解都 "失" 廁所!!!!!
洗唔洗影張相比你地睇?????! s. ]8 d; |' v- X4 p) }( D
Hahaha...
Originally posted by TwinsPride at 2005-4-14 05:56 AM:
邊過夠我勁!!!!
我D屎大到差唔多日日大解都 "失" 廁所!!!!!
洗唔洗影張相比你地睇?????1 V# w. r1 K2 v* D/ _3 t
Hahaha...

Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-14 06:34 AM:" Z4 F/ U% m4 i5 R* m' k# I* I4 ~
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我都想睇下...不過我諗唔出得街....7 P, r7 R0 W D6 k+ R' Z
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係咪好有feel?4 p& ]$ H4 T" X
有無屎眼'選'左?
有無滿到露出水面? 我試過嫁...(少水果d馬桶..)
Originally posted by abc123aa at 2005-4-14 04:55 AM:' p( F3 @5 Z$ @+ f# U! D+ w( E2 h
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哇..........相信你痾出黎都要幾大力下^^"
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-14 06:34 AM:
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我都想睇下...不過我諗唔出得街....
係咪好有feel?: n* A$ a5 j% U {. H9 v: H- E
有無屎眼'選'左?* z* c, m; j6 |# t
有無滿到露出水面? 我試過嫁...(少水果d馬桶..)
Originally posted by TwinsPride at 2005-4-14 11:02 AM:
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Of course 有feel la...好Hihg ga!!!0 K) q8 q7 |3 o# S
冇"選"...好舒服tim....5 ~0 H5 a" N$ w5 U6 k3 ?& B" ?
有啊...個屎坑比條屎"失"左個去水口...' D' i# x) b z7 _: q; o
我勁沖廁...搞到滿地屎水..Haha...
Originally posted by TwinsPride at 2005-4-14 11:02 AM:
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Of course 有feel la...好Hihg ga!!!
冇"選"...好舒服tim....2 l6 e" W9 W8 g# |
有啊...個屎坑比條屎"失"左個去水口...
我勁沖廁...搞到滿地屎水..Haha...

Originally posted by JCer at 2005-4-14 06:17 PM:0 T8 @2 `! \+ [
邊過夠我無聊
細個果時,我爸有個 密碼 ...

Originally posted by Dr.anger at 2005-4-14 12:20 AM:
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一般酒樓飯碗再大o的..
Originally posted by JCer at 2005-4-14 06:17 PM:+ l, s( i' Z+ m1 m; a: Y) Z
邊過夠我無聊
細個果時,我爸有個 密碼 ...
Originally posted by easonwing at 2005-4-14 07:11 PM:$ c: c3 A" e" a: C+ ?: u8 a$ r
有無高手一日打飛機多過5次??
Originally posted by sfxc0000 at 2005-4-14 07:12 PM:7 m5 f/ V4 g$ U' q: s1 w( [" ^
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有冇咁多精射呀 =.=
Originally posted by abc123aa at 2005-4-14 07:20 PM:
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有,打一次飲幾杯奶= ="
Originally posted by jsqaure99 at 2005-4-14 06:35 PM:
我試個連續考完試開完幾晚通頂再連續四日 ...

Originally posted by sfxc0000 at 2005-4-14 07:26 PM:+ i6 K( _" L/ N7 K
我真係驚飲奶飲到肚痛~~~
如果為左打多d飛機而飲奶, 飲奶就飲到肚痛~~! ~ k- W( R3 O6 r) p
咁就真係冇人夠你威啦![]()
Originally posted by abc123aa at 2005-4-14 10:34 PM:
哈哈,最多一日一次,邊有人會一日四-五次嫁,驚唔死得咩= ="
Originally posted by 大家樂1234 at 2005-4-15 01:23 AM:
日日交唔齊功課,連續4年
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-14 11:19 PM:' n* N; Z6 o7 r% T6 S3 [" f0 Y
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係呀..6 R* |* A( U( I, q* r) J' A
做一日三次郎會傷身嫁......
何況4/5 次....
Originally posted by abc123aa at 2005-4-15 01:38 AM:
所以我想"介"左佢= ="

Originally posted by trista_cheong at 2005-4-14 06:52 PM:
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等我抄o下crap B 先:
ARE U really human ????
Originally posted by Dr.anger at 2005-4-15 01:39:- d: o; T: A$ a7 Y0 r' A
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of cause human..30幾碗..都ok既。係細個同人鬥食得多時..食到30幾碗既..。不過小弟一個人時時都可以食到3-4個人份量既人..所以...都ok既
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-14 11:41 PM:
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當你一日入面好多野做既時候你就無心情打嫁喇..5 G0 Q& X$ N: \$ H, t5 ~9 Z5 a
好似我呢排咁......唉! u0 ^+ h0 P m* C( d% J
就黎會夢遺........
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-12 11:13 PM:
我試過打麻雀連打72個鍾未訓過,打到我同d朋友最後差d精神分裂![]()
Originally posted by crap at 19xx-6-30 16:35:3 N$ f/ n9 m3 w1 ~* T
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OH MY GOD!
咁都得/ \( i3 E! {' y
張單無溶化嗎?!
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真係好勁....
我自問無咁既能耐......5 V6 B3 y0 T2 i0 j. k
俾個叻你![]()

OOriginally posted by 左輪仔 at 19xx-6-30 00:52:$ k4 ~8 ` \7 D
邊個夠我飲得!!!
我試過連續兩個月落吧飲酒& d/ O2 ?& k/ S0 g7 o
有4/5時間係飲醉,不過之後就飲傷左喇![]()
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 03:13 AM:
我試過打麻雀連打72個鍾未訓過,打到我同d朋友最後差d精神分裂![]()
Originally posted by fmchelloauntie at 2005-5-18 01:04 PM:
想問下crap 兄,你鐘意睇AFL ga?
除非到左最後幾分鐘,兩隊差幾分...如果唔係好難會由頭睇到尾...
Originally posted by crap at 2005-5-18 12:02 PM:" w6 D- z/ l# e: }1 ?) g7 e
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好野喎!!$ z4 z2 x( \! F9 b3 G
你咁都睇到?!- |2 F, y1 a$ ?# Y2 ~8 i
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我而...

5 s ~7 S# F% Z1 q# m1 a) ?8 kOriginally posted by fmchelloauntie at 2005-5-18 02:28 PM:
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見到3條柱就知道了...haha...0 S3 \+ i/ U& u- Q2 I
我都係0係澳洲讀緊書~9 y- \% I# e1 J8 R8 {1 ^
你間房....=.=.....而家好d未呢....
我通常會睇rugby 囉...AFL就唔多... w3 j, ] \& M
同埋我無foxtel 0個d野,所以好少睇其他sport...(係sbs 有小小足球)
仲有小小野問:唔知點解我部ps2 0係電視上面係黑白色...搞到我無心機玩(可能係好事)+ k9 _- v* E/ T7 P8 j* I, M
會唔會係av線既問題......
ps我個mouse 同你0個個有95%似...
Originally posted by crap at 2005-5-20 12:53 PM:% [) J, H; u: s! H% [0 V. j
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唔係4條咩=.="
你響澳洲邊度?
我以搬屋黎強迫自己執曬d野...但相信好快又要搬多次.....9 J- B1 T& f: E
rugby係睇國內? 有無睇world cup03?3 q( d; _6 Z6 f. N$ x9 [
我都無foxtel....sbs 都費事睇, 成日都係AFL 同 Formula1% d8 T3 z) ~6 M$ D. |9 c
會唔會係你未較個電視既AV呀?1 x9 i0 }( p# L7 ]$ T
有得選auto, pal, NTSC 果d咁野呢, 試下~; n1 |+ g- z& g: `/ V) Q
隻mou屎俾我打機鋤爆左lu~~
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Originally posted by justtocc at 2005-5-20 03:15 AM:
以前有個同學佢講自己半夜訓緊果陣~& f; l. @3 H1 P( S! j
因為養果兜倉鼠有一隻係咁叫~
所以佢一手拿起就掉左落街~
住得都好高下~
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