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Originally posted by 史艷文2 at 2005-4-13 06:26 PM:) O7 D7 @# J! h% @1 u
哈哈哈~!邊個夠我污糟!3 `) |! {' x9 V
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我21~27歲嗰陣時自己租唐樓住,成日換女友," n5 _0 ^+ W% @2 L# ~
所以冇乜女友上過我屋企(因我唔想佢地分手時摷上門)
一年四季由春天潮濕到悶熱夏天,我都冇洗過床單,有野咬就噴殺蟲水!
直到27歲識咗而家女友(女教師^.^)" Q% j. a' S ?4 R8 V" f. |
拍咗1年半拖先帶上屋企,佢話我成間房都臭,

Originally posted by 史艷文2 at 2005-4-13 16:26:
我21~27歲嗰陣時自己租唐樓住,成日換女友,$ K1 G) G$ z, i( U5 H
所以冇乜女友上過我屋企(因我唔想佢地分手時摷上門)
一年四季由春天潮濕到悶熱夏天,我都冇洗過床單,有野咬就噴殺蟲水!* k9 |) V: r- b, C
直到27歲識咗而家女友(女教師^.^)4 _7 [- u% A/ V8 R! O& Y) ?
拍咗1年半拖先帶上屋企,佢話我成間房都臭,/ [. c$ a1 m6 l# [. g) `- x
唔洗由至可,一洗之下,成洗衣機D水黑色,4 U. A6 C' z2 j0 k' e
佢問我幾耐冇洗過,我話6年幾來,根本冇洗過!
之後佢話我有做乞衣既本領6 ?2 F# W; K! }# L9 U
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Originally posted by 樂壇渣Fit人 at 2005-4-13 06:47 PM:
邊個夠我耐無睇電 ...
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-13 17:09:
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好慘的生活呢.................
我咁大個仔... 最多5日無睇炸........
好佩服!- b9 W2 m! f9 H) V1 u) v
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但無瘾去開下電視嫁咩?
Originally posted by 史艷文2 at 2005-4-13 04:26 PM:
哈哈哈~!邊個夠我污糟!
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我21~2 ...
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-13 02:19 PM:
我先啦....
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我試過有3至4個月無 ...
Originally posted by 樂壇渣Fit人 at 2005-4-13 07:14 PM:
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講真真係冇mood
有時間寧願選擇散步啦 >_<"


Originally posted by 樂壇渣Fit人 at 2005-4-13 05:14 PM:
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講真真係冇mood
有時間寧願選擇散步啦 >_<"
Originally posted by toro at 2005-4-13 07:16 PM:( d' A k1 v) W' s
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大個仔係時候搵個人喇你,我女友早兩日先幫我執房,呵呵
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-13 05:19 PM:
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我有個人嫁喇, 果4個月之前果次咪佢幫我執嫁囉...............=.="
Originally posted by toro at 2005-4-13 07:24 PM:+ r, N; O$ p* z# H
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咁你又夠期叫佢上你處「攪攪佢」
Originally posted by 史艷文2 at 2005-4-13 04:26 PM:
哈哈哈~!邊個夠我污糟!
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我21~2 ...
Originally posted by abc123aa at 2005-4-13 09:03 PM:5 `( M) N9 p: A
邊個夠我怪><" ...
. j0 I6 \" Y' h: j8 [3 LOriginally posted by crap at 2005-4-13 07:07 PM:1 |+ j+ a# |1 N! X
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沖涼我頂盡4日.......# S' ]* i' z" c, ^
兩個禮拜仍能活嗎?!
滿虫蛀?!
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半年冇出過街?!# {9 e& Z. _; H+ \# X; O
番學呢??

Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 07:13 PM:
我試過打麻雀連打72個鍾未訓過,打到我同d朋友最後差d精神分裂![]()
Originally posted by abc123aa at 2005-4-13 19:15:: l/ y- _$ L8 F d$ a$ d5 W( C' T& a+ o
哈哈,好野wo~咁你訓左幾耐先起身呀= ="

Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 07:24 PM:
28個鍾......起身之後覺得好似比人圍打過咁![]()
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 09:13 PM:6 r( P7 ]1 _2 e! p; p
我試過打麻雀連打72個鍾未訓過,打到我同d朋友最後差d精神分裂![]()
Originally posted by abc123aa at 2005-4-13 07:03 PM:
邊個夠我怪><" ...
Originally posted by sfxc0000 at 2005-4-13 08:17 PM:
一日唔沖涼我都想死~~~
你2個禮拜冇沖涼~~~8 ]) y/ F- l% O2 U
唔辛苦咩??? =.=
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 07:13 PM:
我試過打麻雀連打72個鍾未訓過,打到我同d朋友最後差d精神分裂![]()
Originally posted by sfxc0000 at 2005-4-13 08:19 PM:
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72個鐘.........
你係咪人黎o架??? =.="
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-13 20:04:
左仔你要加埋"邊個夠我XXX" 咁嫁~4 o& s, r* I" R% U7 W
72個鐘打左幾多圈?/ f) [; D, B J* b0 R
贏/輸左幾錢?
Originally posted by sfxc0000 at 2005-4-13 20:19:0 P0 y& j7 d0 C6 C& r3 N
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72個鐘.........6 N9 p( l" s3 J) L6 D- ?& p
你係咪人黎o架??? =.="
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 09:11 PM:. G+ G1 p1 [8 j' O# [1 y; _
我地打到叫人幫我地買參茶,力保健,紅牛........
Originally posted by sfxc0000 at 2005-4-13 21:13:
你累喇咩......保力達蠻牛........
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 11:16 PM:
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果陣未有得買,如果唔係我地一定會買
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-13 21:26:
為咩呢........................................

Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 09:29 PM:
我都唔G係為左D咩,果陣時我只係覺得自己係一部麻雀機械人![]()

Originally posted by sfxc0000 at 2005-4-13 21:31:1 l9 Y$ o/ C7 n1 p. ?
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咁樣o既生活唔係咁好~~~
要小心d自己身體~~~
如果病左就唔好啦![]()
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 11:34 PM:9 n& U: K& a! P
都係幾年前既事喇,THX關心![]()
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-13 21:48:
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都係果句.... 戒左佢吧!

Originally posted by Dr.anger at 2005-4-13 21:59:
試過一次過食左三十幾碗白粥...
...有幾大碗先
Originally posted by abc123aa at 2005-4-13 07:03 PM:# [9 i8 P. J ^* C0 W6 P
邊個夠我怪><" ...

Originally posted by trista_cheong at 2005-4-13 11:00 PM:! ^& x8 Z# w" ]) R% \
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我頂多淨係可以忍到兩日唔沖涼…… ...
Originally posted by Dr.anger at 2005-4-13 11:59 PM:! Q0 N. _, I- g
試過一次過食左三十幾碗白粥...
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 10:09 PM:3 n* u+ G5 l1 d6 v
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嘩~~~三十碗粥...有幾大碗先
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Originally posted by Dr.anger at 2005-4-14 02:20 AM:+ |2 u v7 ?/ W3 e# m( P0 N' I
一般酒樓飯碗再大o的..
Originally posted by trista_cheong at 2005-4-13 11:00 PM:1 Q+ {' K9 n; Y, O; k+ `2 [
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我頂多淨係可以忍到兩日唔沖涼…… ...
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-14 01:05 AM:7 i8 y0 ?0 g" J9 E+ j) i: a% l
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發生左咩事呢.............
Originally posted by TwinsPride at 2005-4-14 03:56 AM:' ` D5 e, @8 G/ b
邊過夠我勁!!!!
我D屎大到差唔多日日大解都 "失" 廁所!!!!!
洗唔洗影張相比你地睇?????
Hahaha...
Originally posted by TwinsPride at 2005-4-14 05:56 AM:
邊過夠我勁!!!!1 w$ w$ u" ]: w
我D屎大到差唔多日日大解都 "失" 廁所!!!!! z, I9 `" s! y: g, u
洗唔洗影張相比你地睇?????
Hahaha...

Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-14 06:34 AM:6 y$ f: `2 t3 I0 U9 f m" _- f& A/ e
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我都想睇下...不過我諗唔出得街....! C- D8 X8 l5 K0 w+ F
係咪好有feel? r3 \0 ~( Q) {7 H7 K( k
有無屎眼'選'左?
有無滿到露出水面? 我試過嫁...(少水果d馬桶..)
Originally posted by abc123aa at 2005-4-14 04:55 AM:
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哇..........相信你痾出黎都要幾大力下^^"
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-14 06:34 AM:. x6 f* z3 k$ n$ a( g- N
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我都想睇下...不過我諗唔出得街....
係咪好有feel?: J7 K' x' t7 x1 @$ C/ C" m
有無屎眼'選'左?
有無滿到露出水面? 我試過嫁...(少水果d馬桶..)
Originally posted by TwinsPride at 2005-4-14 11:02 AM:
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Of course 有feel la...好Hihg ga!!!
冇"選"...好舒服tim....6 m$ x2 R1 A+ M" A" {- t
有啊...個屎坑比條屎"失"左個去水口...$ s$ n8 [2 J, T) \1 k* T
我勁沖廁...搞到滿地屎水..Haha...
Originally posted by TwinsPride at 2005-4-14 11:02 AM:
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Of course 有feel la...好Hihg ga!!!: r9 h; Y% { C- e# C
冇"選"...好舒服tim....
有啊...個屎坑比條屎"失"左個去水口...
我勁沖廁...搞到滿地屎水..Haha...

Originally posted by JCer at 2005-4-14 06:17 PM:
邊過夠我無聊
細個果時,我爸有個 密碼 ...

Originally posted by Dr.anger at 2005-4-14 12:20 AM:* f9 B( y6 \9 T/ }" Z: O; C
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一般酒樓飯碗再大o的..
Originally posted by JCer at 2005-4-14 06:17 PM:
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細個果時,我爸有個 密碼 ...
Originally posted by easonwing at 2005-4-14 07:11 PM:
有無高手一日打飛機多過5次??
Originally posted by sfxc0000 at 2005-4-14 07:12 PM:" v6 _. S3 H% n v& C4 P: R t2 H
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有冇咁多精射呀 =.=
Originally posted by abc123aa at 2005-4-14 07:20 PM:
有,打一次飲幾杯奶= ="
Originally posted by jsqaure99 at 2005-4-14 06:35 PM:( P; n$ V5 t" W, N' x( L) {' z, u
我試個連續考完試開完幾晚通頂再連續四日 ...

Originally posted by sfxc0000 at 2005-4-14 07:26 PM:8 u) y9 s$ O# D0 d
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我真係驚飲奶飲到肚痛~~~- K$ Q5 ~( e6 L
如果為左打多d飛機而飲奶, 飲奶就飲到肚痛~~/ Q3 L4 P+ {" U0 Z& f S8 V+ j
咁就真係冇人夠你威啦![]()
Originally posted by abc123aa at 2005-4-14 10:34 PM:9 @0 T8 ^6 f5 [/ f& D: }9 U
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哈哈,最多一日一次,邊有人會一日四-五次嫁,驚唔死得咩= ="
Originally posted by 大家樂1234 at 2005-4-15 01:23 AM:- L. ]& d" R4 G6 P
日日交唔齊功課,連續4年
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-14 11:19 PM:9 a% M- k, _6 Q2 W! {! z( R
係呀..& x( E& ~8 \- A) \' W9 R
做一日三次郎會傷身嫁...... [3 h& F ?% h I5 Q
何況4/5 次....
Originally posted by abc123aa at 2005-4-15 01:38 AM:% D( ?; j& D" h# ?
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所以我想"介"左佢= ="

Originally posted by trista_cheong at 2005-4-14 06:52 PM:
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ARE U really human ????
Originally posted by Dr.anger at 2005-4-15 01:39:# _9 A0 u& I( V% t6 V8 g
of cause human..30幾碗..都ok既。係細個同人鬥食得多時..食到30幾碗既..。不過小弟一個人時時都可以食到3-4個人份量既人..所以...都ok既
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-14 11:41 PM:
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當你一日入面好多野做既時候你就無心情打嫁喇..
好似我呢排咁......唉- }! I8 d3 }% r0 Q; z
就黎會夢遺........
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-12 11:13 PM:+ q4 U9 f* K# J2 ^
我試過打麻雀連打72個鍾未訓過,打到我同d朋友最後差d精神分裂![]()
Originally posted by crap at 19xx-6-30 16:35:
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OH MY GOD!+ T: N2 u1 R/ R: U
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張單無溶化嗎?!! V8 @ k x7 s: E/ c( [
真係好勁....
我自問無咁既能耐......
俾個叻你![]()

OOriginally posted by 左輪仔 at 19xx-6-30 00:52:
邊個夠我飲得!!!
我試過連續兩個月落吧飲酒
有4/5時間係飲醉,不過之後就飲傷左喇![]()
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 03:13 AM:
我試過打麻雀連打72個鍾未訓過,打到我同d朋友最後差d精神分裂![]()
Originally posted by fmchelloauntie at 2005-5-18 01:04 PM:
想問下crap 兄,你鐘意睇AFL ga?
除非到左最後幾分鐘,兩隊差幾分...如果唔係好難會由頭睇到尾...
Originally posted by crap at 2005-5-18 12:02 PM:
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好野喎!!
你咁都睇到?!5 w, x; ]1 I5 C! v/ \: I
我而...

5 s3 S% P' O1 Q" oOriginally posted by fmchelloauntie at 2005-5-18 02:28 PM:
見到3條柱就知道了...haha...
我都係0係澳洲讀緊書~
你間房....=.=.....而家好d未呢....4 I' c, m) W' H) }' H
我通常會睇rugby 囉...AFL就唔多...
同埋我無foxtel 0個d野,所以好少睇其他sport...(係sbs 有小小足球)1 }$ |$ p$ A4 t: F" L1 K
仲有小小野問:唔知點解我部ps2 0係電視上面係黑白色...搞到我無心機玩(可能係好事)
會唔會係av線既問題......
ps我個mouse 同你0個個有95%似...
Originally posted by crap at 2005-5-20 12:53 PM:
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唔係4條咩=.="* ]4 H* q( d3 f* c9 h% n
你響澳洲邊度?
我以搬屋黎強迫自己執曬d野...但相信好快又要搬多次.....* C6 X8 P8 w4 s7 f6 b4 G
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我都無foxtel....sbs 都費事睇, 成日都係AFL 同 Formula1
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會唔會係你未較個電視既AV呀?& R9 Q) u" C5 `# t. d/ \" }+ m
有得選auto, pal, NTSC 果d咁野呢, 試下~$ ?* Q, E0 L+ c0 {$ u+ V+ `5 N; [* Y! i9 c$ F
隻mou屎俾我打機鋤爆左lu~~. B" S- y. O/ R/ [
Originally posted by justtocc at 2005-5-20 03:15 AM:
以前有個同學佢講自己半夜訓緊果陣~% l- r: ]* P- }0 G
因為養果兜倉鼠有一隻係咁叫~, g+ w2 F$ K M: v: a1 N* I1 E: f @
所以佢一手拿起就掉左落街~
住得都好高下~
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