Originally posted by 史艷文2 at 2005-4-13 06:26 PM:
哈哈哈~!邊個夠我污糟!# V4 E; t" z" x; N) O
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我21~27歲嗰陣時自己租唐樓住,成日換女友,
所以冇乜女友上過我屋企(因我唔想佢地分手時摷上門): J/ g8 w" |% I1 ?$ |
一年四季由春天潮濕到悶熱夏天,我都冇洗過床單,有野咬就噴殺蟲水!; }9 W; K' u5 k3 e9 X: n/ C
直到27歲識咗而家女友(女教師^.^)
拍咗1年半拖先帶上屋企,佢話我成間房都臭,
Originally posted by 史艷文2 at 2005-4-13 16:26: }, M9 b; D* r' }$ w
我21~27歲嗰陣時自己租唐樓住,成日換女友,* }( s3 _# P. R" d4 U5 b% Z B1 [; B9 \
所以冇乜女友上過我屋企(因我唔想佢地分手時摷上門)$ ]7 Y& Z" l* B4 K% n$ y
一年四季由春天潮濕到悶熱夏天,我都冇洗過床單,有野咬就噴殺蟲水!- @" z9 b2 d8 b
直到27歲識咗而家女友(女教師^.^)/ V. ^8 p4 Q: L6 ]* [2 p' t
拍咗1年半拖先帶上屋企,佢話我成間房都臭,
唔洗由至可,一洗之下,成洗衣機D水黑色,7 T, ^+ Q" E2 `+ @* X
佢問我幾耐冇洗過,我話6年幾來,根本冇洗過!
之後佢話我有做乞衣既本領4 Q) `- ~7 u; x# s- E
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Originally posted by 樂壇渣Fit人 at 2005-4-13 06:47 PM:
邊個夠我耐無睇電 ...
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-13 17:09:
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好慘的生活呢.................+ C; a* t9 G9 d% f8 M: P
我咁大個仔... 最多5日無睇炸........
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但無瘾去開下電視嫁咩?
Originally posted by 史艷文2 at 2005-4-13 04:26 PM:
哈哈哈~!邊個夠我污糟!
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我21~2 ...
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-13 02:19 PM:
我先啦....0 u1 K' I! ^8 S/ ]
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我試過有3至4個月無 ...
Originally posted by 樂壇渣Fit人 at 2005-4-13 07:14 PM:$ t' B: i- O) Z" x h* h" d
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講真真係冇mood
有時間寧願選擇散步啦 >_<"
Originally posted by 樂壇渣Fit人 at 2005-4-13 05:14 PM:
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講真真係冇mood
有時間寧願選擇散步啦 >_<"
Originally posted by toro at 2005-4-13 07:16 PM:0 L/ \. _7 m" |, e3 _4 W. K, H( Z
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大個仔係時候搵個人喇你,我女友早兩日先幫我執房,呵呵
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-13 05:19 PM:! D- y6 |' E ^
我有個人嫁喇, 果4個月之前果次咪佢幫我執嫁囉...............=.="
Originally posted by toro at 2005-4-13 07:24 PM:3 A- W. r) G) f
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咁你又夠期叫佢上你處「攪攪佢」
Originally posted by 史艷文2 at 2005-4-13 04:26 PM:$ Q" P/ @& [1 ?
哈哈哈~!邊個夠我污糟!0 g3 H8 `- S9 h; O
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我21~2 ...
Originally posted by abc123aa at 2005-4-13 09:03 PM:+ [' u/ D4 }/ J( {& a/ p
邊個夠我怪><" ...
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-13 07:07 PM:
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沖涼我頂盡4日.......
兩個禮拜仍能活嗎?!) N- W; h5 l ~ G" [6 i/ d, n
滿虫蛀?!$ p# f& B1 y3 c- \5 o, s8 a- N
半年冇出過街?!
番學呢??
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 07:13 PM:5 {: i' z. M& {$ U& m- q. U4 ~
我試過打麻雀連打72個鍾未訓過,打到我同d朋友最後差d精神分裂![]()
Originally posted by abc123aa at 2005-4-13 19:15:+ y& D0 p' P6 U! M
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哈哈,好野wo~咁你訓左幾耐先起身呀= ="
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 07:24 PM:
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28個鍾......起身之後覺得好似比人圍打過咁![]()
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 09:13 PM:
我試過打麻雀連打72個鍾未訓過,打到我同d朋友最後差d精神分裂![]()
Originally posted by abc123aa at 2005-4-13 07:03 PM:
邊個夠我怪><" ...
Originally posted by sfxc0000 at 2005-4-13 08:17 PM:/ y, `# z8 ]1 j4 \0 C
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一日唔沖涼我都想死~~~3 F; u0 |$ `! X) ?- |
你2個禮拜冇沖涼~~~# C) i9 d5 e% |9 {5 _( y
唔辛苦咩??? =.=
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 07:13 PM:& d: ~9 |9 ~ [, |8 b. h
我試過打麻雀連打72個鍾未訓過,打到我同d朋友最後差d精神分裂![]()
Originally posted by sfxc0000 at 2005-4-13 08:19 PM:: n0 M) M* u( H+ [
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72個鐘.........
你係咪人黎o架??? =.="
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-13 20:04:
左仔你要加埋"邊個夠我XXX" 咁嫁~
72個鐘打左幾多圈?
贏/輸左幾錢?
Originally posted by sfxc0000 at 2005-4-13 20:19:
72個鐘.........1 ? R5 @' \8 t9 f: @* N8 [+ f
你係咪人黎o架??? =.="
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 09:11 PM:9 M) ?) q {' H3 ]
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我地打到叫人幫我地買參茶,力保健,紅牛........
Originally posted by sfxc0000 at 2005-4-13 21:13:' _+ A1 \ j0 s
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你累喇咩......保力達蠻牛........
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 11:16 PM:
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果陣未有得買,如果唔係我地一定會買
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-13 21:26:
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為咩呢........................................
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 09:29 PM:
我都唔G係為左D咩,果陣時我只係覺得自己係一部麻雀機械人![]()
Originally posted by sfxc0000 at 2005-4-13 21:31:
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咁樣o既生活唔係咁好~~~
要小心d自己身體~~~; K6 K- Z3 y4 V9 u
如果病左就唔好啦![]()
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 11:34 PM:3 S( ]* {+ ^ p: _- k' x/ [
都係幾年前既事喇,THX關心![]()
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-13 21:48:# c& |. S8 q0 ]0 ^
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都係果句.... 戒左佢吧!
Originally posted by Dr.anger at 2005-4-13 21:59:
試過一次過食左三十幾碗白粥...
Originally posted by abc123aa at 2005-4-13 07:03 PM:
邊個夠我怪><" ...
Originally posted by trista_cheong at 2005-4-13 11:00 PM:
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我頂多淨係可以忍到兩日唔沖涼…… ...
Originally posted by Dr.anger at 2005-4-13 11:59 PM:+ \# f/ ?3 o* V2 E, E; ^/ `, I
試過一次過食左三十幾碗白粥...
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 10:09 PM:( O: f: `4 ]+ D8 O* Y c5 m2 X8 ^% A
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嘩~~~三十碗粥...有幾大碗先
![]()
Originally posted by Dr.anger at 2005-4-14 02:20 AM:
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一般酒樓飯碗再大o的..
Originally posted by trista_cheong at 2005-4-13 11:00 PM:& h3 c8 i' F( m2 {
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我頂多淨係可以忍到兩日唔沖涼…… ...
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-14 01:05 AM:
發生左咩事呢.............
Originally posted by TwinsPride at 2005-4-14 03:56 AM:
邊過夠我勁!!!!
我D屎大到差唔多日日大解都 "失" 廁所!!!!!/ h F- l9 N0 o# H( P
洗唔洗影張相比你地睇?????
Hahaha...
Originally posted by TwinsPride at 2005-4-14 05:56 AM:
邊過夠我勁!!!!5 R X6 @$ X: ?; V! d( o
我D屎大到差唔多日日大解都 "失" 廁所!!!!!
洗唔洗影張相比你地睇?????
Hahaha...
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-14 06:34 AM:
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我都想睇下...不過我諗唔出得街....
係咪好有feel?1 u5 S. h v9 I& d9 O3 P/ L
有無屎眼'選'左?( ]5 G6 a& C" U9 ~+ W
有無滿到露出水面? 我試過嫁...(少水果d馬桶..)
Originally posted by abc123aa at 2005-4-14 04:55 AM:
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哇..........相信你痾出黎都要幾大力下^^"
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-14 06:34 AM:
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我都想睇下...不過我諗唔出得街....
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係咪好有feel?# T" `2 Z8 t& ]. f2 ?& g! A# [% x
有無屎眼'選'左?$ G3 W: z2 o. ]7 E8 }* i
有無滿到露出水面? 我試過嫁...(少水果d馬桶..)
Originally posted by TwinsPride at 2005-4-14 11:02 AM:2 u$ U- b' h& R* ]( c; ]+ }7 \ B
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Of course 有feel la...好Hihg ga!!!
冇"選"...好舒服tim....
有啊...個屎坑比條屎"失"左個去水口...
我勁沖廁...搞到滿地屎水..Haha...
Originally posted by TwinsPride at 2005-4-14 11:02 AM: c; p& P' r. N; K- X
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Of course 有feel la...好Hihg ga!!!; \4 f4 P$ z5 |. V' A' V" C
冇"選"...好舒服tim....$ ?( |- j# y* S( ?# C5 N; |
有啊...個屎坑比條屎"失"左個去水口...6 x- ?% e& b7 B! Y, w/ @
我勁沖廁...搞到滿地屎水..Haha...
Originally posted by JCer at 2005-4-14 06:17 PM:5 J( f. _/ l3 D! }( K
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細個果時,我爸有個 密碼 ...
Originally posted by Dr.anger at 2005-4-14 12:20 AM:
一般酒樓飯碗再大o的..
Originally posted by JCer at 2005-4-14 06:17 PM:
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細個果時,我爸有個 密碼 ...
Originally posted by easonwing at 2005-4-14 07:11 PM:
有無高手一日打飛機多過5次??
Originally posted by sfxc0000 at 2005-4-14 07:12 PM:+ R6 D% d5 _& U& _/ B8 k, r. ?
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有冇咁多精射呀 =.=
Originally posted by abc123aa at 2005-4-14 07:20 PM:2 E! r. q5 E3 `1 J" k t
有,打一次飲幾杯奶= ="
Originally posted by jsqaure99 at 2005-4-14 06:35 PM:
我試個連續考完試開完幾晚通頂再連續四日 ...
Originally posted by sfxc0000 at 2005-4-14 07:26 PM:% x1 V9 J$ u- C( ?
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我真係驚飲奶飲到肚痛~~~
如果為左打多d飛機而飲奶, 飲奶就飲到肚痛~~
咁就真係冇人夠你威啦![]()
Originally posted by abc123aa at 2005-4-14 10:34 PM:2 d( d( N, |/ k% k1 r5 E
哈哈,最多一日一次,邊有人會一日四-五次嫁,驚唔死得咩= ="
Originally posted by 大家樂1234 at 2005-4-15 01:23 AM:5 K5 `) J& U& X2 u7 K
日日交唔齊功課,連續4年
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-14 11:19 PM:6 w& C, U L& ~" w9 a$ T
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係呀..& K2 ~0 \' Z8 Z, G5 n" G! J
做一日三次郎會傷身嫁......
何況4/5 次....
Originally posted by abc123aa at 2005-4-15 01:38 AM:
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所以我想"介"左佢= ="
Originally posted by trista_cheong at 2005-4-14 06:52 PM:/ _( r4 u0 A- x9 n& Q5 y8 a
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等我抄o下crap B 先:
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ARE U really human ????
Originally posted by Dr.anger at 2005-4-15 01:39:
of cause human..30幾碗..都ok既。係細個同人鬥食得多時..食到30幾碗既..。不過小弟一個人時時都可以食到3-4個人份量既人..所以...都ok既
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-14 11:41 PM:
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當你一日入面好多野做既時候你就無心情打嫁喇..
好似我呢排咁......唉
就黎會夢遺........
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-12 11:13 PM:$ L5 b0 J4 }) o6 F3 F* |
我試過打麻雀連打72個鍾未訓過,打到我同d朋友最後差d精神分裂![]()
Originally posted by crap at 19xx-6-30 16:35:/ u- N. i/ {0 C+ j6 b7 l
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OH MY GOD!4 p. n8 }8 d7 p0 X- {
咁都得
張單無溶化嗎?!! y3 v% p! y7 w( v z
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真係好勁....# X" e: d, y9 K
我自問無咁既能耐......5 _# X6 o0 Q; T$ P. M
俾個叻你![]()
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 19xx-6-30 00:52: g" {- _4 P+ m5 E: t: O7 [
邊個夠我飲得!!!
我試過連續兩個月落吧飲酒1 ?' u. {! k$ J+ q4 i
有4/5時間係飲醉,不過之後就飲傷左喇![]()
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 03:13 AM:
我試過打麻雀連打72個鍾未訓過,打到我同d朋友最後差d精神分裂![]()
Originally posted by fmchelloauntie at 2005-5-18 01:04 PM:
想問下crap 兄,你鐘意睇AFL ga?5 m! |& y( Z7 \1 m0 J8 D
除非到左最後幾分鐘,兩隊差幾分...如果唔係好難會由頭睇到尾...
Originally posted by crap at 2005-5-18 12:02 PM:
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好野喎!!5 g3 H+ c( L G w [% x
你咁都睇到?!
我而...
Originally posted by fmchelloauntie at 2005-5-18 02:28 PM:- y5 m5 T5 \, u+ U6 S1 k% k
見到3條柱就知道了...haha...
我都係0係澳洲讀緊書~0 u& b' e! ~% @1 O% ~3 M) A- k
你間房....=.=.....而家好d未呢....: M! x/ N/ G- s1 V
我通常會睇rugby 囉...AFL就唔多...
同埋我無foxtel 0個d野,所以好少睇其他sport...(係sbs 有小小足球)
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仲有小小野問:唔知點解我部ps2 0係電視上面係黑白色...搞到我無心機玩(可能係好事). ^! c* {2 N) O. l
會唔會係av線既問題......
ps我個mouse 同你0個個有95%似...
Originally posted by crap at 2005-5-20 12:53 PM:0 F0 p# k4 F6 e; R
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唔係4條咩=.="% u( T& _8 ^8 M! p4 c* y, c2 [
你響澳洲邊度?
我以搬屋黎強迫自己執曬d野...但相信好快又要搬多次.....
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rugby係睇國內? 有無睇world cup03?# O! q3 M( ~6 Z3 |
我都無foxtel....sbs 都費事睇, 成日都係AFL 同 Formula1
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會唔會係你未較個電視既AV呀?
有得選auto, pal, NTSC 果d咁野呢, 試下~( i) z/ q& }0 O# u
隻mou屎俾我打機鋤爆左lu~~& ]; p# N! _& t. m; c
Originally posted by justtocc at 2005-5-20 03:15 AM:
以前有個同學佢講自己半夜訓緊果陣~
因為養果兜倉鼠有一隻係咁叫~4 P8 L+ j; N3 u n3 }8 Z% U& u
所以佢一手拿起就掉左落街~
住得都好高下~
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