Originally posted by 史艷文2 at 2005-4-13 06:26 PM:
哈哈哈~!邊個夠我污糟!
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我21~27歲嗰陣時自己租唐樓住,成日換女友,
所以冇乜女友上過我屋企(因我唔想佢地分手時摷上門)" P. `, U. K# n, K, N! H; Z2 f5 }7 f) P
一年四季由春天潮濕到悶熱夏天,我都冇洗過床單,有野咬就噴殺蟲水!
直到27歲識咗而家女友(女教師^.^)
拍咗1年半拖先帶上屋企,佢話我成間房都臭,
Originally posted by 史艷文2 at 2005-4-13 16:26:
我21~27歲嗰陣時自己租唐樓住,成日換女友,
所以冇乜女友上過我屋企(因我唔想佢地分手時摷上門)- }5 h4 m% { Y6 |: u( Z
一年四季由春天潮濕到悶熱夏天,我都冇洗過床單,有野咬就噴殺蟲水!/ p ]8 @3 I5 ~8 D- v
直到27歲識咗而家女友(女教師^.^)
拍咗1年半拖先帶上屋企,佢話我成間房都臭,
唔洗由至可,一洗之下,成洗衣機D水黑色,* @5 P2 g9 n# `- l3 N0 e; }, Q
佢問我幾耐冇洗過,我話6年幾來,根本冇洗過! s0 r+ X8 s6 |4 f% L
之後佢話我有做乞衣既本領
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Originally posted by 樂壇渣Fit人 at 2005-4-13 06:47 PM:% N" Q( _+ p6 Y3 @$ J( d# K6 H
邊個夠我耐無睇電 ...
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-13 17:09:
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好慘的生活呢.................3 p$ q# z7 h5 ?) b F
我咁大個仔... 最多5日無睇炸........
好佩服!
但無瘾去開下電視嫁咩?
Originally posted by 史艷文2 at 2005-4-13 04:26 PM:
哈哈哈~!邊個夠我污糟!
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我21~2 ...
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-13 02:19 PM:
我先啦....
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我試過有3至4個月無 ...
Originally posted by 樂壇渣Fit人 at 2005-4-13 07:14 PM:
講真真係冇mood( J3 f' }+ M4 z8 g6 g/ z
有時間寧願選擇散步啦 >_<"
Originally posted by 樂壇渣Fit人 at 2005-4-13 05:14 PM:
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有時間寧願選擇散步啦 >_<"
Originally posted by toro at 2005-4-13 07:16 PM:
大個仔係時候搵個人喇你,我女友早兩日先幫我執房,呵呵
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-13 05:19 PM:* [, T8 z9 q' P8 B. k& G! q
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我有個人嫁喇, 果4個月之前果次咪佢幫我執嫁囉...............=.="
Originally posted by toro at 2005-4-13 07:24 PM:8 i5 S# X& r" K- q( I7 l8 S
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咁你又夠期叫佢上你處「攪攪佢」
Originally posted by 史艷文2 at 2005-4-13 04:26 PM:
哈哈哈~!邊個夠我污糟!
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我21~2 ...
Originally posted by abc123aa at 2005-4-13 09:03 PM:
邊個夠我怪><" ...
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-13 07:07 PM:
沖涼我頂盡4日.......
兩個禮拜仍能活嗎?!
滿虫蛀?!
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半年冇出過街?!! N# ?% J9 O! P
番學呢??
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 07:13 PM:1 N5 j5 z H- q. r( ^
我試過打麻雀連打72個鍾未訓過,打到我同d朋友最後差d精神分裂
Originally posted by abc123aa at 2005-4-13 19:15:
哈哈,好野wo~咁你訓左幾耐先起身呀= ="
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 07:24 PM:
28個鍾......起身之後覺得好似比人圍打過咁
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 09:13 PM:
我試過打麻雀連打72個鍾未訓過,打到我同d朋友最後差d精神分裂
Originally posted by abc123aa at 2005-4-13 07:03 PM:
邊個夠我怪><" ...
Originally posted by sfxc0000 at 2005-4-13 08:17 PM:
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一日唔沖涼我都想死~~~! o! [" D8 F" f9 W* u# T& ~
你2個禮拜冇沖涼~~~
唔辛苦咩??? =.=
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 07:13 PM:
我試過打麻雀連打72個鍾未訓過,打到我同d朋友最後差d精神分裂
Originally posted by sfxc0000 at 2005-4-13 08:19 PM:3 x. z2 P) x1 z/ Q5 z
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72個鐘.......... V$ e$ _0 z0 u+ c) _6 q
你係咪人黎o架??? =.="
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-13 20:04:3 H( c& w, y4 `2 e& q& D5 I7 j. G
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左仔你要加埋"邊個夠我XXX" 咁嫁~
72個鐘打左幾多圈?9 z8 c7 x2 L* S" M4 j9 ]! P9 f- F
贏/輸左幾錢?
Originally posted by sfxc0000 at 2005-4-13 20:19:
72個鐘.........
你係咪人黎o架??? =.="
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 09:11 PM:; e- k# q$ G7 \- D, A, L
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我地打到叫人幫我地買參茶,力保健,紅牛........
Originally posted by sfxc0000 at 2005-4-13 21:13:
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你累喇咩......保力達蠻牛........
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 11:16 PM:
果陣未有得買,如果唔係我地一定會買
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-13 21:26:
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為咩呢........................................
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 09:29 PM:% B& r2 p o& B
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我都唔G係為左D咩,果陣時我只係覺得自己係一部麻雀機械人
Originally posted by sfxc0000 at 2005-4-13 21:31:; J- s* N" g' c; A+ u0 K ]: E
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咁樣o既生活唔係咁好~~~7 u3 m' I, t8 B) F' h. B) v2 H
要小心d自己身體~~~
如果病左就唔好啦
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 11:34 PM:
都係幾年前既事喇,THX關心
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-13 21:48: f3 {+ T1 u0 `+ o2 r: g
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都係果句.... 戒左佢吧!
Originally posted by Dr.anger at 2005-4-13 21:59:. n: u/ U% s6 z* g
試過一次過食左三十幾碗白粥...
Originally posted by abc123aa at 2005-4-13 07:03 PM:
邊個夠我怪><" ...
Originally posted by trista_cheong at 2005-4-13 11:00 PM:
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我頂多淨係可以忍到兩日唔沖涼…… ...
Originally posted by Dr.anger at 2005-4-13 11:59 PM:$ w4 P/ U' B+ W( d% }
試過一次過食左三十幾碗白粥...
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 10:09 PM:+ {3 J# E4 J# g! q+ O
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嘩~~~三十碗粥...有幾大碗先
Originally posted by Dr.anger at 2005-4-14 02:20 AM:) N9 Q: Q% a l% L
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一般酒樓飯碗再大o的..
Originally posted by trista_cheong at 2005-4-13 11:00 PM:& @# c4 I5 g/ }( P) ~
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我頂多淨係可以忍到兩日唔沖涼…… ...
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-14 01:05 AM: b0 @& k; |# W9 b. n8 q9 _
發生左咩事呢.............
Originally posted by TwinsPride at 2005-4-14 03:56 AM:
邊過夠我勁!!!!4 T' X' O4 \1 [
我D屎大到差唔多日日大解都 "失" 廁所!!!!!
洗唔洗影張相比你地睇?????& |$ b4 O: B; q
Hahaha...
Originally posted by TwinsPride at 2005-4-14 05:56 AM:
邊過夠我勁!!!!
我D屎大到差唔多日日大解都 "失" 廁所!!!!!! T. g5 ?& L: E, ] o
洗唔洗影張相比你地睇?????7 s" l8 v1 F; C& p4 h |
Hahaha...
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-14 06:34 AM:3 s) r" _# s8 Q7 {2 O0 O. @ w
我都想睇下...不過我諗唔出得街....
係咪好有feel?
有無屎眼'選'左?
有無滿到露出水面? 我試過嫁...(少水果d馬桶..)
Originally posted by abc123aa at 2005-4-14 04:55 AM:+ Z1 @8 a2 M6 {6 T% L! P
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哇..........相信你痾出黎都要幾大力下^^"
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-14 06:34 AM:
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我都想睇下...不過我諗唔出得街....* a+ T% j$ S, O# S9 G
係咪好有feel?
有無屎眼'選'左?
有無滿到露出水面? 我試過嫁...(少水果d馬桶..)
Originally posted by TwinsPride at 2005-4-14 11:02 AM:
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Of course 有feel la...好Hihg ga!!!$ u. L# L* D4 G* r& |+ `
冇"選"...好舒服tim....
有啊...個屎坑比條屎"失"左個去水口...
我勁沖廁...搞到滿地屎水..Haha...
Originally posted by TwinsPride at 2005-4-14 11:02 AM:& Y6 y8 y. Q) _# y* L4 n
Of course 有feel la...好Hihg ga!!!
冇"選"...好舒服tim....- z& |7 x/ p; ^7 h& W
有啊...個屎坑比條屎"失"左個去水口.../ n4 {' s2 J3 v# D
我勁沖廁...搞到滿地屎水..Haha...
Originally posted by JCer at 2005-4-14 06:17 PM:
邊過夠我無聊% V3 U3 u3 n/ `; E) Q
細個果時,我爸有個 密碼 ...
Originally posted by Dr.anger at 2005-4-14 12:20 AM: H. k1 T: f9 E& G
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一般酒樓飯碗再大o的..
Originally posted by JCer at 2005-4-14 06:17 PM:
邊過夠我無聊
細個果時,我爸有個 密碼 ...
Originally posted by easonwing at 2005-4-14 07:11 PM:
有無高手一日打飛機多過5次??
Originally posted by sfxc0000 at 2005-4-14 07:12 PM:
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有冇咁多精射呀 =.=
Originally posted by abc123aa at 2005-4-14 07:20 PM:$ b9 U" W5 G; R* \1 X5 o! L2 r7 G3 }
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有,打一次飲幾杯奶= ="
Originally posted by jsqaure99 at 2005-4-14 06:35 PM:$ S5 F) Q: |: U+ {7 Q
我試個連續考完試開完幾晚通頂再連續四日 ...
Originally posted by sfxc0000 at 2005-4-14 07:26 PM:8 C: M% O% a$ s
我真係驚飲奶飲到肚痛~~~$ y. h9 t# i, K5 D
如果為左打多d飛機而飲奶, 飲奶就飲到肚痛~~+ C9 L# y) I3 y* {+ e: f% E
咁就真係冇人夠你威啦
Originally posted by abc123aa at 2005-4-14 10:34 PM:
哈哈,最多一日一次,邊有人會一日四-五次嫁,驚唔死得咩= ="
Originally posted by 大家樂1234 at 2005-4-15 01:23 AM:
日日交唔齊功課,連續4年
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-14 11:19 PM:0 ~8 Z! Z* ^. F @; |3 D* n
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係呀..
做一日三次郎會傷身嫁......
何況4/5 次....
Originally posted by abc123aa at 2005-4-15 01:38 AM:$ Z/ M. H; a) n+ B( \# ?( q
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所以我想"介"左佢= ="
Originally posted by trista_cheong at 2005-4-14 06:52 PM:' x4 Q+ q& M$ v& g9 H" K6 k' _0 {. l4 P
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等我抄o下crap B 先:7 ?0 M8 C' L6 B# }- b2 L, D
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ARE U really human ????
Originally posted by Dr.anger at 2005-4-15 01:39:8 t6 N4 I# S9 ~% H
of cause human..30幾碗..都ok既。係細個同人鬥食得多時..食到30幾碗既..。不過小弟一個人時時都可以食到3-4個人份量既人..所以...都ok既
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-14 11:41 PM:8 M" w$ [2 c) o& W. j
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當你一日入面好多野做既時候你就無心情打嫁喇..
好似我呢排咁......唉1 l/ v6 E( H* a ?+ e; M
就黎會夢遺........
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-12 11:13 PM:0 d4 x# [' _8 r; n) m
我試過打麻雀連打72個鍾未訓過,打到我同d朋友最後差d精神分裂
Originally posted by crap at 19xx-6-30 16:35:) p6 x7 y# ?% }/ I" R- v
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OH MY GOD!2 J" A, x7 B/ R8 q- Q
咁都得( q, U( _2 Z/ v4 G' X) S
張單無溶化嗎?!# ~+ M+ O; U' `! y% x. D+ I- {
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真係好勁....
我自問無咁既能耐......
俾個叻你
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 19xx-6-30 00:52:
邊個夠我飲得!!!
我試過連續兩個月落吧飲酒
有4/5時間係飲醉,不過之後就飲傷左喇
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 03:13 AM:
我試過打麻雀連打72個鍾未訓過,打到我同d朋友最後差d精神分裂
Originally posted by fmchelloauntie at 2005-5-18 01:04 PM:/ S# L, |+ Z8 k
想問下crap 兄,你鐘意睇AFL ga?
除非到左最後幾分鐘,兩隊差幾分...如果唔係好難會由頭睇到尾...
Originally posted by crap at 2005-5-18 12:02 PM:. ~ @2 u, G5 w; O7 g
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好野喎!!$ u* v2 A& d- W. H& b* F$ y
你咁都睇到?!
我而...
Originally posted by fmchelloauntie at 2005-5-18 02:28 PM:) \# n/ V( Z- d. w$ [( k
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見到3條柱就知道了...haha...
我都係0係澳洲讀緊書~
你間房....=.=.....而家好d未呢....
我通常會睇rugby 囉...AFL就唔多...
同埋我無foxtel 0個d野,所以好少睇其他sport...(係sbs 有小小足球)3 f% y1 d3 a( R1 q# W
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仲有小小野問:唔知點解我部ps2 0係電視上面係黑白色...搞到我無心機玩(可能係好事)
會唔會係av線既問題......
ps我個mouse 同你0個個有95%似...
Originally posted by crap at 2005-5-20 12:53 PM:
唔係4條咩=.="- q: ^. }0 r2 E; ~; D
你響澳洲邊度?
我以搬屋黎強迫自己執曬d野...但相信好快又要搬多次.....
rugby係睇國內? 有無睇world cup03?
我都無foxtel....sbs 都費事睇, 成日都係AFL 同 Formula1
會唔會係你未較個電視既AV呀?; n# Q, N0 B+ g+ {+ p& v
有得選auto, pal, NTSC 果d咁野呢, 試下~
隻mou屎俾我打機鋤爆左lu~~
Originally posted by justtocc at 2005-5-20 03:15 AM:6 T$ i6 r$ Y# ?2 F! I9 Y# ?; }9 Z
以前有個同學佢講自己半夜訓緊果陣~$ ^0 j# ^* ~" h8 z6 d% U& E- @
因為養果兜倉鼠有一隻係咁叫~
所以佢一手拿起就掉左落街~6 e& Y' w+ ^. d$ \5 \
住得都好高下~
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