


Originally posted by 史艷文2 at 2005-4-13 06:26 PM:- A( ?4 u# S3 c) U9 L2 T- E
哈哈哈~!邊個夠我污糟!5 C8 T7 A; A3 X' b6 u
我21~27歲嗰陣時自己租唐樓住,成日換女友,9 p: k V) |! Y% v$ d% i% ]
所以冇乜女友上過我屋企(因我唔想佢地分手時摷上門)
一年四季由春天潮濕到悶熱夏天,我都冇洗過床單,有野咬就噴殺蟲水!
直到27歲識咗而家女友(女教師^.^)+ K! R; a9 w2 w& m2 G& K$ J' l
拍咗1年半拖先帶上屋企,佢話我成間房都臭,

Originally posted by 史艷文2 at 2005-4-13 16:26:4 {' E4 b1 Y; w
我21~27歲嗰陣時自己租唐樓住,成日換女友,# b, {6 q4 ?) }' X* f2 T
所以冇乜女友上過我屋企(因我唔想佢地分手時摷上門)
一年四季由春天潮濕到悶熱夏天,我都冇洗過床單,有野咬就噴殺蟲水!
直到27歲識咗而家女友(女教師^.^)
拍咗1年半拖先帶上屋企,佢話我成間房都臭,$ m8 _6 [! j; K! ?1 y
唔洗由至可,一洗之下,成洗衣機D水黑色,
佢問我幾耐冇洗過,我話6年幾來,根本冇洗過!
之後佢話我有做乞衣既本領






Originally posted by 樂壇渣Fit人 at 2005-4-13 06:47 PM:$ [, F- }3 I5 m, q
邊個夠我耐無睇電 ...
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-13 17:09:
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好慘的生活呢................./ W* P' i; q/ A, ^; H }
我咁大個仔... 最多5日無睇炸........; H4 D' \7 U# S* y0 j
好佩服!- X7 n9 `- s7 E
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但無瘾去開下電視嫁咩?
Originally posted by 史艷文2 at 2005-4-13 04:26 PM:5 j/ c9 q2 b4 {; ~, T; B+ S( n2 o
哈哈哈~!邊個夠我污糟!7 n8 }( s0 d) l
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我21~2 ...
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-13 02:19 PM:
我先啦....
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我試過有3至4個月無 ...
Originally posted by 樂壇渣Fit人 at 2005-4-13 07:14 PM:
講真真係冇mood
有時間寧願選擇散步啦 >_<"
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Originally posted by 樂壇渣Fit人 at 2005-4-13 05:14 PM:' s3 A; h0 o3 P; ^) ~
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講真真係冇mood( D! w# C/ B3 D+ D# g8 X
有時間寧願選擇散步啦 >_<"
Originally posted by toro at 2005-4-13 07:16 PM:
大個仔係時候搵個人喇你,我女友早兩日先幫我執房,呵呵
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-13 05:19 PM:+ V# g; ? S; R% N0 {/ s, ^" K
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我有個人嫁喇, 果4個月之前果次咪佢幫我執嫁囉...............=.="
Originally posted by toro at 2005-4-13 07:24 PM:
咁你又夠期叫佢上你處「攪攪佢」
Originally posted by 史艷文2 at 2005-4-13 04:26 PM: A0 E4 E, t. O2 s% s7 z
哈哈哈~!邊個夠我污糟!
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我21~2 ...
Originally posted by abc123aa at 2005-4-13 09:03 PM:5 X% J- c) ~9 f" `5 T& I& R. m$ ^
邊個夠我怪><" ...

Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-13 07:07 PM:
沖涼我頂盡4日.......
兩個禮拜仍能活嗎?!7 k( F, q+ j) r# m* c' y2 J
滿虫蛀?!
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半年冇出過街?!
番學呢??

Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 07:13 PM:) s; F# o1 t" V7 X* @3 u
我試過打麻雀連打72個鍾未訓過,打到我同d朋友最後差d精神分裂![]()
Originally posted by abc123aa at 2005-4-13 19:15:
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哈哈,好野wo~咁你訓左幾耐先起身呀= ="

Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 07:24 PM:8 J% H: ] Y& f
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28個鍾......起身之後覺得好似比人圍打過咁![]()
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 09:13 PM:
我試過打麻雀連打72個鍾未訓過,打到我同d朋友最後差d精神分裂![]()
Originally posted by abc123aa at 2005-4-13 07:03 PM:5 I E% G. V R" I. s6 Y
邊個夠我怪><" ...
Originally posted by sfxc0000 at 2005-4-13 08:17 PM:" q) K8 g0 E1 f4 _
一日唔沖涼我都想死~~~ O; j0 k6 K& C A5 [0 Z$ P
你2個禮拜冇沖涼~~~3 o9 A7 e! H( F/ g6 \# B% X
唔辛苦咩??? =.=
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 07:13 PM:
我試過打麻雀連打72個鍾未訓過,打到我同d朋友最後差d精神分裂![]()
Originally posted by sfxc0000 at 2005-4-13 08:19 PM:
72個鐘.........
你係咪人黎o架??? =.="
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-13 20:04:
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左仔你要加埋"邊個夠我XXX" 咁嫁~+ Z& Y$ x5 c% V7 u0 h; g9 u5 c
72個鐘打左幾多圈?
贏/輸左幾錢?
Originally posted by sfxc0000 at 2005-4-13 20:19:
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72個鐘........./ D/ f% x% w5 _" H
你係咪人黎o架??? =.="
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 09:11 PM:
我地打到叫人幫我地買參茶,力保健,紅牛........
Originally posted by sfxc0000 at 2005-4-13 21:13:
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你累喇咩......保力達蠻牛........
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 11:16 PM:
果陣未有得買,如果唔係我地一定會買
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-13 21:26:2 B1 [/ c! c4 g* X6 q) X- ~4 z
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為咩呢........................................

Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 09:29 PM:
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我都唔G係為左D咩,果陣時我只係覺得自己係一部麻雀機械人![]()

Originally posted by sfxc0000 at 2005-4-13 21:31:
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咁樣o既生活唔係咁好~~~
要小心d自己身體~~~
如果病左就唔好啦![]()
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 11:34 PM:; k3 ^' T5 Z* L
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都係幾年前既事喇,THX關心![]()
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-13 21:48:8 Z/ x: d# N! b/ K$ M% E8 Q9 a
都係果句.... 戒左佢吧!

Originally posted by Dr.anger at 2005-4-13 21:59:
試過一次過食左三十幾碗白粥...
...有幾大碗先
Originally posted by abc123aa at 2005-4-13 07:03 PM:
邊個夠我怪><" ...

Originally posted by trista_cheong at 2005-4-13 11:00 PM:
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我頂多淨係可以忍到兩日唔沖涼…… ...
Originally posted by Dr.anger at 2005-4-13 11:59 PM:' J3 B) q! [# k
試過一次過食左三十幾碗白粥...
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 10:09 PM:
嘩~~~三十碗粥...有幾大碗先
![]()
Originally posted by Dr.anger at 2005-4-14 02:20 AM:
一般酒樓飯碗再大o的..
Originally posted by trista_cheong at 2005-4-13 11:00 PM: q( T7 K! @6 ^7 _5 d
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我頂多淨係可以忍到兩日唔沖涼…… ...
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-14 01:05 AM:
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發生左咩事呢.............
Originally posted by TwinsPride at 2005-4-14 03:56 AM:
邊過夠我勁!!!!
我D屎大到差唔多日日大解都 "失" 廁所!!!!!. R8 N: Z! D+ ]9 Z
洗唔洗影張相比你地睇?????/ x3 Z8 U* J+ C. k
Hahaha...
Originally posted by TwinsPride at 2005-4-14 05:56 AM:4 @: N* k! n8 u+ l/ J
邊過夠我勁!!!!
我D屎大到差唔多日日大解都 "失" 廁所!!!!!
洗唔洗影張相比你地睇?????6 H5 t! J) n- z# ]* ~) t
Hahaha...
: w% a' w$ H% j1 F" [0 m8 W4 TOriginally posted by crap at 2005-4-14 06:34 AM:6 O' w. r+ O8 R) ?2 M3 a
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我都想睇下...不過我諗唔出得街....$ v) [" g/ B, w: n( a
係咪好有feel?
有無屎眼'選'左?
有無滿到露出水面? 我試過嫁...(少水果d馬桶..)
Originally posted by abc123aa at 2005-4-14 04:55 AM:
哇..........相信你痾出黎都要幾大力下^^"
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-14 06:34 AM:) u4 b. X1 }- [2 @
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我都想睇下...不過我諗唔出得街....
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係咪好有feel?- ` M9 U- K* r9 d. c
有無屎眼'選'左?
有無滿到露出水面? 我試過嫁...(少水果d馬桶..)
Originally posted by TwinsPride at 2005-4-14 11:02 AM:( X0 y1 y u) @$ Y4 S6 L2 J5 n
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Of course 有feel la...好Hihg ga!!!
冇"選"...好舒服tim....
有啊...個屎坑比條屎"失"左個去水口...
我勁沖廁...搞到滿地屎水..Haha...
Originally posted by TwinsPride at 2005-4-14 11:02 AM:
Of course 有feel la...好Hihg ga!!!
冇"選"...好舒服tim....
有啊...個屎坑比條屎"失"左個去水口...& F% ]' f8 W3 K% t* @- D; J
我勁沖廁...搞到滿地屎水..Haha...

Originally posted by JCer at 2005-4-14 06:17 PM:
邊過夠我無聊6 J a; i+ L1 e3 t J5 x$ G
細個果時,我爸有個 密碼 ...

Originally posted by Dr.anger at 2005-4-14 12:20 AM:
一般酒樓飯碗再大o的..
Originally posted by JCer at 2005-4-14 06:17 PM:; N: O, J0 E1 D0 J7 s. l
邊過夠我無聊
細個果時,我爸有個 密碼 ...
Originally posted by easonwing at 2005-4-14 07:11 PM:
有無高手一日打飛機多過5次??
Originally posted by sfxc0000 at 2005-4-14 07:12 PM:" Q3 P/ ]" q8 v; K% j+ f
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有冇咁多精射呀 =.=
Originally posted by abc123aa at 2005-4-14 07:20 PM:
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有,打一次飲幾杯奶= ="
Originally posted by jsqaure99 at 2005-4-14 06:35 PM:
我試個連續考完試開完幾晚通頂再連續四日 ...

Originally posted by sfxc0000 at 2005-4-14 07:26 PM:
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我真係驚飲奶飲到肚痛~~~5 c' Q+ b: f" [3 Q0 `
如果為左打多d飛機而飲奶, 飲奶就飲到肚痛~~; ]: m- M3 R( `5 \/ C& f" @
咁就真係冇人夠你威啦![]()
Originally posted by abc123aa at 2005-4-14 10:34 PM:* o% s, u6 b$ u
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哈哈,最多一日一次,邊有人會一日四-五次嫁,驚唔死得咩= ="
Originally posted by 大家樂1234 at 2005-4-15 01:23 AM:+ ]! Z: {! L. Z; b' c: T3 I# o
日日交唔齊功課,連續4年
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-14 11:19 PM:
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係呀..
做一日三次郎會傷身嫁......- J( e& [/ M, V5 k# J- ^
何況4/5 次....
Originally posted by abc123aa at 2005-4-15 01:38 AM:
所以我想"介"左佢= ="

Originally posted by trista_cheong at 2005-4-14 06:52 PM:4 N$ L3 C: y& [3 w. y2 G4 M
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等我抄o下crap B 先:' M* r+ }- M2 l. q* `& i% }
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ARE U really human ????
Originally posted by Dr.anger at 2005-4-15 01:39: X7 ?( M5 E ~2 I# d* A
of cause human..30幾碗..都ok既。係細個同人鬥食得多時..食到30幾碗既..。不過小弟一個人時時都可以食到3-4個人份量既人..所以...都ok既
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-14 11:41 PM:1 J5 ?4 C \1 u: }
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當你一日入面好多野做既時候你就無心情打嫁喇.." ~5 \) \- t2 Z5 u( E. `
好似我呢排咁......唉
就黎會夢遺........
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-12 11:13 PM:
我試過打麻雀連打72個鍾未訓過,打到我同d朋友最後差d精神分裂![]()
Originally posted by crap at 19xx-6-30 16:35:1 z8 p* Q3 Z/ a8 c$ Q) ^9 T
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OH MY GOD!! B5 d ?7 Q7 ]4 k P
咁都得
張單無溶化嗎?!5 a6 ^ Y, j; T" k6 f
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真係好勁....# y- u7 p4 ~" Y% X0 n
我自問無咁既能耐......
俾個叻你![]()

OOriginally posted by 左輪仔 at 19xx-6-30 00:52:6 o+ n1 I9 N: E) p: p1 [
邊個夠我飲得!!!
我試過連續兩個月落吧飲酒
有4/5時間係飲醉,不過之後就飲傷左喇![]()
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 03:13 AM:
我試過打麻雀連打72個鍾未訓過,打到我同d朋友最後差d精神分裂![]()
Originally posted by fmchelloauntie at 2005-5-18 01:04 PM:
想問下crap 兄,你鐘意睇AFL ga?
除非到左最後幾分鐘,兩隊差幾分...如果唔係好難會由頭睇到尾...
Originally posted by crap at 2005-5-18 12:02 PM:
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好野喎!!
你咁都睇到?!; S, X5 I5 C O
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我而...


Originally posted by fmchelloauntie at 2005-5-18 02:28 PM:" x* T. E8 Y" n! T- P0 h. J
見到3條柱就知道了...haha...
我都係0係澳洲讀緊書~+ I/ X& D7 p9 s1 {7 O/ c
你間房....=.=.....而家好d未呢....
我通常會睇rugby 囉...AFL就唔多...
同埋我無foxtel 0個d野,所以好少睇其他sport...(係sbs 有小小足球)
仲有小小野問:唔知點解我部ps2 0係電視上面係黑白色...搞到我無心機玩(可能係好事)8 }9 q3 R8 w* M, r; B3 f( K+ ]5 U6 n' f
會唔會係av線既問題......
ps我個mouse 同你0個個有95%似...
Originally posted by crap at 2005-5-20 12:53 PM:
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唔係4條咩=.="
你響澳洲邊度?
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我以搬屋黎強迫自己執曬d野...但相信好快又要搬多次.....
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rugby係睇國內? 有無睇world cup03?
我都無foxtel....sbs 都費事睇, 成日都係AFL 同 Formula19 y2 \5 R; L& l. }
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會唔會係你未較個電視既AV呀?
有得選auto, pal, NTSC 果d咁野呢, 試下~2 J9 ~1 r; @' g! I9 {+ J
隻mou屎俾我打機鋤爆左lu~~) m7 w! M! k+ r1 w
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Originally posted by justtocc at 2005-5-20 03:15 AM:
以前有個同學佢講自己半夜訓緊果陣~9 D0 {: F6 b" w4 }) N
因為養果兜倉鼠有一隻係咁叫~
所以佢一手拿起就掉左落街~
住得都好高下~
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