


Originally posted by 史艷文2 at 2005-4-13 06:26 PM:
哈哈哈~!邊個夠我污糟!
我21~27歲嗰陣時自己租唐樓住,成日換女友,6 e2 X) _- R5 R5 K& e, k2 \
所以冇乜女友上過我屋企(因我唔想佢地分手時摷上門)
一年四季由春天潮濕到悶熱夏天,我都冇洗過床單,有野咬就噴殺蟲水!3 O+ ?% ^* v2 [# J- ]& N
直到27歲識咗而家女友(女教師^.^)1 I/ U$ v. g1 |
拍咗1年半拖先帶上屋企,佢話我成間房都臭,

Originally posted by 史艷文2 at 2005-4-13 16:26:
我21~27歲嗰陣時自己租唐樓住,成日換女友,
所以冇乜女友上過我屋企(因我唔想佢地分手時摷上門)
一年四季由春天潮濕到悶熱夏天,我都冇洗過床單,有野咬就噴殺蟲水! `9 `& |+ e3 e1 {' T5 e h
直到27歲識咗而家女友(女教師^.^)2 R5 h6 q: O0 f
拍咗1年半拖先帶上屋企,佢話我成間房都臭,
唔洗由至可,一洗之下,成洗衣機D水黑色,' h0 d5 Q# p+ L5 ~& T
佢問我幾耐冇洗過,我話6年幾來,根本冇洗過!
之後佢話我有做乞衣既本領- c4 Y7 S6 e+ W2 I# U! j






Originally posted by 樂壇渣Fit人 at 2005-4-13 06:47 PM:
邊個夠我耐無睇電 ...
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-13 17:09:
好慘的生活呢.................9 h$ c1 @1 E: A' y$ F
我咁大個仔... 最多5日無睇炸........
好佩服! t/ u& ?! g5 w4 f1 R8 C! y4 y
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但無瘾去開下電視嫁咩?
Originally posted by 史艷文2 at 2005-4-13 04:26 PM:5 ]: K$ Z' A' B) @* N6 F) s
哈哈哈~!邊個夠我污糟!0 ?$ f/ A) {/ }, ?4 f. \
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我21~2 ...
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-13 02:19 PM:
我先啦..... U. J9 A, M, z) F. E$ n9 _
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我試過有3至4個月無 ...
Originally posted by 樂壇渣Fit人 at 2005-4-13 07:14 PM:3 f% Y3 c' c( }' X' S1 t+ c
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講真真係冇mood
有時間寧願選擇散步啦 >_<"


Originally posted by 樂壇渣Fit人 at 2005-4-13 05:14 PM:
講真真係冇mood X/ V( W- Y) |! H
有時間寧願選擇散步啦 >_<"
Originally posted by toro at 2005-4-13 07:16 PM:
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大個仔係時候搵個人喇你,我女友早兩日先幫我執房,呵呵
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-13 05:19 PM:
我有個人嫁喇, 果4個月之前果次咪佢幫我執嫁囉...............=.="
Originally posted by toro at 2005-4-13 07:24 PM:9 \ H, b0 i" e+ e: z5 b( L1 o4 j
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咁你又夠期叫佢上你處「攪攪佢」
Originally posted by 史艷文2 at 2005-4-13 04:26 PM:
哈哈哈~!邊個夠我污糟!) _3 D: x/ h' X9 \6 W6 M
我21~2 ...
Originally posted by abc123aa at 2005-4-13 09:03 PM:
邊個夠我怪><" ...
3 s b6 H/ S$ Y3 r" |" F5 p8 O, AOriginally posted by crap at 2005-4-13 07:07 PM:: y0 `, ^. U$ _
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沖涼我頂盡4日.......
兩個禮拜仍能活嗎?!
滿虫蛀?!- O0 k1 H; j( K+ G5 t4 z
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半年冇出過街?!
番學呢??

Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 07:13 PM:
我試過打麻雀連打72個鍾未訓過,打到我同d朋友最後差d精神分裂![]()
Originally posted by abc123aa at 2005-4-13 19:15:
哈哈,好野wo~咁你訓左幾耐先起身呀= ="

Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 07:24 PM:5 i A/ M: Q% J2 @( ~) f) G- P8 y8 i
28個鍾......起身之後覺得好似比人圍打過咁![]()
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 09:13 PM:5 G0 e( r: ?5 b- a8 W# c7 ^$ }' Z
我試過打麻雀連打72個鍾未訓過,打到我同d朋友最後差d精神分裂![]()
Originally posted by abc123aa at 2005-4-13 07:03 PM:
邊個夠我怪><" ...
Originally posted by sfxc0000 at 2005-4-13 08:17 PM:
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一日唔沖涼我都想死~~~
你2個禮拜冇沖涼~~~. U8 a5 V Q9 k" I# F- L
唔辛苦咩??? =.=
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 07:13 PM:1 ~& r5 F: P7 x; h6 `" K* p$ ^
我試過打麻雀連打72個鍾未訓過,打到我同d朋友最後差d精神分裂![]()
Originally posted by sfxc0000 at 2005-4-13 08:19 PM:
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72個鐘.........0 F/ B7 }) q4 m) ^5 ]8 |
你係咪人黎o架??? =.="
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-13 20:04:, n' y6 x6 v. Q9 O5 U2 ?8 u) @
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左仔你要加埋"邊個夠我XXX" 咁嫁~% e$ i. j, |0 T* m5 o/ W
72個鐘打左幾多圈?
贏/輸左幾錢?
Originally posted by sfxc0000 at 2005-4-13 20:19:9 D/ y) @* X' s% k( X1 z D2 E3 o0 R
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72個鐘.........4 P% q( @# @7 L: R( }9 D6 p
你係咪人黎o架??? =.="
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 09:11 PM:# h# |! n. ?: C+ t7 w3 j8 c# P9 |
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我地打到叫人幫我地買參茶,力保健,紅牛........
Originally posted by sfxc0000 at 2005-4-13 21:13:
你累喇咩......保力達蠻牛........
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 11:16 PM:% {* S) S/ R& b, w
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果陣未有得買,如果唔係我地一定會買
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-13 21:26:
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為咩呢........................................

Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 09:29 PM:
我都唔G係為左D咩,果陣時我只係覺得自己係一部麻雀機械人![]()

Originally posted by sfxc0000 at 2005-4-13 21:31:
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咁樣o既生活唔係咁好~~~
要小心d自己身體~~~4 g6 P: C; \; b1 a3 P/ s
如果病左就唔好啦![]()
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 11:34 PM:
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都係幾年前既事喇,THX關心![]()
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-13 21:48:
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都係果句.... 戒左佢吧!

Originally posted by Dr.anger at 2005-4-13 21:59:& v3 A" X4 m1 t. V) ]* q
試過一次過食左三十幾碗白粥...
...有幾大碗先
Originally posted by abc123aa at 2005-4-13 07:03 PM:& k1 z* `& A) e/ f
邊個夠我怪><" ...

Originally posted by trista_cheong at 2005-4-13 11:00 PM:/ b9 a4 y6 s* f8 V8 s
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我頂多淨係可以忍到兩日唔沖涼…… ...
Originally posted by Dr.anger at 2005-4-13 11:59 PM:
試過一次過食左三十幾碗白粥...
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 10:09 PM:; j4 E3 J. o( P8 n4 C: @
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嘩~~~三十碗粥...有幾大碗先
![]()
Originally posted by Dr.anger at 2005-4-14 02:20 AM:: }( |, p# E1 p, i
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一般酒樓飯碗再大o的..
Originally posted by trista_cheong at 2005-4-13 11:00 PM:
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我頂多淨係可以忍到兩日唔沖涼…… ...
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-14 01:05 AM:
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發生左咩事呢.............
Originally posted by TwinsPride at 2005-4-14 03:56 AM:
邊過夠我勁!!!!* Q9 ?7 J" E' D; _" m+ _
我D屎大到差唔多日日大解都 "失" 廁所!!!!!
洗唔洗影張相比你地睇?????3 N/ r" |' J0 F
Hahaha...
Originally posted by TwinsPride at 2005-4-14 05:56 AM:
邊過夠我勁!!!!
我D屎大到差唔多日日大解都 "失" 廁所!!!!!# ?) }) b) U* |0 U2 @
洗唔洗影張相比你地睇?????" I2 T" T0 {5 R. E/ T
Hahaha...

Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-14 06:34 AM:
我都想睇下...不過我諗唔出得街....
係咪好有feel?
有無屎眼'選'左?
有無滿到露出水面? 我試過嫁...(少水果d馬桶..)
Originally posted by abc123aa at 2005-4-14 04:55 AM:0 q: C5 Y2 Q5 W) o( @) c
哇..........相信你痾出黎都要幾大力下^^"
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-14 06:34 AM:! d( |# l5 v- ]; S B
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我都想睇下...不過我諗唔出得街....' o) u0 \. P+ ?8 R( [2 L
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係咪好有feel?* Y: M2 P' [- a- _6 h: P8 f' v
有無屎眼'選'左?
有無滿到露出水面? 我試過嫁...(少水果d馬桶..)
Originally posted by TwinsPride at 2005-4-14 11:02 AM:
Of course 有feel la...好Hihg ga!!!( I8 a5 O* v& Z( S* o
冇"選"...好舒服tim....! I0 K$ ^0 g! y% l7 f$ P! R
有啊...個屎坑比條屎"失"左個去水口...
我勁沖廁...搞到滿地屎水..Haha...
Originally posted by TwinsPride at 2005-4-14 11:02 AM:
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Of course 有feel la...好Hihg ga!!!
冇"選"...好舒服tim....3 Q9 c9 n& F# A1 m5 {! |$ |# I
有啊...個屎坑比條屎"失"左個去水口...9 X4 s" j! n q8 f
我勁沖廁...搞到滿地屎水..Haha...

Originally posted by JCer at 2005-4-14 06:17 PM:& P- \# L! G: U9 a& a7 ]
邊過夠我無聊) Z3 S# O, g4 m2 y
細個果時,我爸有個 密碼 ...

Originally posted by Dr.anger at 2005-4-14 12:20 AM:/ D) p: A* B% w# v/ P0 _
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一般酒樓飯碗再大o的..
Originally posted by JCer at 2005-4-14 06:17 PM:9 F1 u0 i- U' V. D& \) t
邊過夠我無聊2 o/ A0 _* c6 R0 t) t( A
細個果時,我爸有個 密碼 ...
Originally posted by easonwing at 2005-4-14 07:11 PM:, Y# t# X! \9 f' v- x
有無高手一日打飛機多過5次??
Originally posted by sfxc0000 at 2005-4-14 07:12 PM:& [. e' S3 [9 s3 k! V5 D5 j
有冇咁多精射呀 =.=
Originally posted by abc123aa at 2005-4-14 07:20 PM:, O/ g+ K/ S7 ?7 }
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有,打一次飲幾杯奶= ="
Originally posted by jsqaure99 at 2005-4-14 06:35 PM:. y$ z- K6 ~' N7 p
我試個連續考完試開完幾晚通頂再連續四日 ...

Originally posted by sfxc0000 at 2005-4-14 07:26 PM:+ g4 ]+ T# n. \$ S2 y
我真係驚飲奶飲到肚痛~~~' t5 U4 M2 i8 `. N: ?
如果為左打多d飛機而飲奶, 飲奶就飲到肚痛~~
咁就真係冇人夠你威啦![]()
Originally posted by abc123aa at 2005-4-14 10:34 PM:
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哈哈,最多一日一次,邊有人會一日四-五次嫁,驚唔死得咩= ="
Originally posted by 大家樂1234 at 2005-4-15 01:23 AM:
日日交唔齊功課,連續4年
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-14 11:19 PM:
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係呀..3 z9 p8 T7 ` I1 T! ]- f8 z+ Q
做一日三次郎會傷身嫁......7 R! j( E8 l2 c* c3 n: n
何況4/5 次....
Originally posted by abc123aa at 2005-4-15 01:38 AM:
所以我想"介"左佢= ="

Originally posted by trista_cheong at 2005-4-14 06:52 PM:
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等我抄o下crap B 先:! ?0 n8 a. F) R
ARE U really human ????
Originally posted by Dr.anger at 2005-4-15 01:39:
of cause human..30幾碗..都ok既。係細個同人鬥食得多時..食到30幾碗既..。不過小弟一個人時時都可以食到3-4個人份量既人..所以...都ok既
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-14 11:41 PM:4 O' Q! E5 z6 y2 k( T
當你一日入面好多野做既時候你就無心情打嫁喇..
好似我呢排咁......唉
就黎會夢遺........
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-12 11:13 PM:8 V0 \, A& k: Q9 b- A, v; p1 J
我試過打麻雀連打72個鍾未訓過,打到我同d朋友最後差d精神分裂![]()
Originally posted by crap at 19xx-6-30 16:35:7 f. c, g5 u6 z- |! j" h
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OH MY GOD!4 z( d/ F7 l8 D- t) h
咁都得! z: V8 l6 N' m5 C/ b/ p: D
張單無溶化嗎?!
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真係好勁...." w" m& b6 S c9 N! ~/ y8 n
我自問無咁既能耐......& {; @( @& g0 Z) w: L
俾個叻你![]()

OOriginally posted by 左輪仔 at 19xx-6-30 00:52:7 g5 v t# b8 X, o1 J* A, G w
邊個夠我飲得!!!. F; P5 ~' g a c+ u2 d5 N1 G
我試過連續兩個月落吧飲酒" \, J( C6 a2 d8 |! u
有4/5時間係飲醉,不過之後就飲傷左喇![]()
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 03:13 AM:
我試過打麻雀連打72個鍾未訓過,打到我同d朋友最後差d精神分裂![]()
Originally posted by fmchelloauntie at 2005-5-18 01:04 PM:
想問下crap 兄,你鐘意睇AFL ga?! U6 f1 i' t9 j2 d0 ]
除非到左最後幾分鐘,兩隊差幾分...如果唔係好難會由頭睇到尾...
Originally posted by crap at 2005-5-18 12:02 PM:! ~; b I" V r+ \; x: I& b
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好野喎!!
你咁都睇到?!. p0 q# y5 n8 }- h. \
我而...

% I n6 e7 L& N/ v) ~1 D0 HOriginally posted by fmchelloauntie at 2005-5-18 02:28 PM:; [2 b) ~) L2 W0 r; _% u" `7 p3 A, g9 e
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見到3條柱就知道了...haha...6 b5 [, p z6 \+ q( j9 u. R
我都係0係澳洲讀緊書~; n- }" ~* E6 y- j: k
你間房....=.=.....而家好d未呢....! E: [) I4 Z. \' `' E3 g# p' ], Q0 z
我通常會睇rugby 囉...AFL就唔多...
同埋我無foxtel 0個d野,所以好少睇其他sport...(係sbs 有小小足球)
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仲有小小野問:唔知點解我部ps2 0係電視上面係黑白色...搞到我無心機玩(可能係好事)2 p5 y/ w9 a- |
會唔會係av線既問題......2 {+ A E* O+ y C c( s% [" f2 R- l
ps我個mouse 同你0個個有95%似...
Originally posted by crap at 2005-5-20 12:53 PM:% V$ |( p2 m0 _0 S" T F
唔係4條咩=.=", |: c) d. L% {; A% {4 |* k
你響澳洲邊度?- Y7 W; n* c. L9 v
我以搬屋黎強迫自己執曬d野...但相信好快又要搬多次.....+ `2 B" S9 W* S5 \) ^) \3 U
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rugby係睇國內? 有無睇world cup03?2 \! y+ j+ o9 m4 o2 t
我都無foxtel....sbs 都費事睇, 成日都係AFL 同 Formula14 f7 `8 {- C2 E
會唔會係你未較個電視既AV呀?
有得選auto, pal, NTSC 果d咁野呢, 試下~
隻mou屎俾我打機鋤爆左lu~~$ B, G. M; N( B u: K9 |6 y
Originally posted by justtocc at 2005-5-20 03:15 AM:
以前有個同學佢講自己半夜訓緊果陣~) ]* j8 T# K6 T" J
因為養果兜倉鼠有一隻係咁叫~
所以佢一手拿起就掉左落街~5 j$ y% O2 I( ^
住得都好高下~
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