Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. 6 \8 ]1 D0 V+ @- p4 @/ s1 G性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 $ d$ g* {; o1 R5 K3 C. W0 C# c# y
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Look how many calories you can burn: ! Q1 z+ Y- i/ V) V4 x) K0 D你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： ' c8 S' n5 h) F- E% S 9 z8 ]! n. f" P, w6 I " A K- k% J& g. D0 C : M U9 a6 y# x4 t( f& C* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 ! C, F" \# p7 F4 P/ |2 T# L% N" {
With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 . h! b1 Y- ] m2 z# Q# J9 c, a
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 9 u3 g) Q# j* G" p4 f5 k
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* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 - a& v& i7 R1 _ f: H( oWith both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 & i+ c. C5 s H" S8 V# I
With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 3 E4 A- D) a7 p6 U2 ]' c" b+ C. v
With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 1 J0 K9 U1 Q7 Z3 f$ ]& kWith the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 : v/ N+ x& a% E6 R/ D) h7 m
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With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 - e# g1 N& y* T* g( _7 \4 E4 U
Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 + i4 F) i. ?6 C& T0 `- D % e0 [. N v0 S ' {/ U# W, L& ~9 |1 Y& _9 P# ^
& r, z, ^) }2 I5 c. }0 s* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 / ]. b5 r! Q Z* ITrying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 + r% B) e7 v3 l0 D/ O# D" A! [
Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 ; Q" B8 H* C1 q% X
Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 + }. k# ?2 d/ ]5 t+ ]! J7 {. F
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* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候 ; }( M/ X3 h; X: ~) V: jHolding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 ' G( X/ |4 E2 U9 R
Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 / M" P# e- l$ U0 k9 E' F2 i
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daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 & q' R1 d' c- @7 N n69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 % y3 E6 V4 o% R5 u) H( k. Y
69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 . k: u/ K G/ e( V4 H
Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 2 v% r4 Q; R5 J- J& V, o
Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 3 x0 S9 A" M1 `* R
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* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 0 J. I/ Q! I0 }& V8 q( tReal.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 4 r4 P; S4 M' N( {, W, P$ ?Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 4 M% V# n' z6 L+ k! e- Q$ f* I* T2 D; p* {: W
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* POST ORGASM 高潮之後 - K% q. Y4 e6 i: H0 aStaying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 ( X: K L/ W/ d D0 sJumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 $ [/ k9 O; O5 w
Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 ! o9 [# g/ B0 N. L# s & N* F( z. ~1 |4 Z , V- C9 }/ L i# y1 F7 S; c3 a
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* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 # Z2 q; Z& \6 H1 o5 Q. p! D+ t
Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 - r6 C+ L5 R0 Ifrom 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 - l2 E; U& F1 }
from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 ' z/ @ `& t: m$ N
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 * }, ~* I/ c3 U' ~5 C' z; B
from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 / d% o4 x& \- Rover 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 S6 e- _# S1 R) r K+ B ^& Y" P! p7 _2 o% r( k1 t } 8 A7 `8 V6 S' t. _) L+ Y9 A& ]4 a) U3 d 9 l! r, N8 H! @6 V7 d0 K' `* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 ' J; G) O7 K f9 A4 a' r2 |4 UQuietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 " _% j* Y& p% ~3 v3 h4 E) u
Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 . N0 T6 R, {0 c" m( n# V
With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
