Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. 3 R7 p% H) d% ]; x' M# G性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 ! z% Y9 }' p) l* m% g$ A: c& v. `, u7 N
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你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： . K1 y, {7 u3 ? f5 S1 J( O, G. s! ]* G8 T6 F
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* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 : E" ^' J" z8 k: [% hWith her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 # P* S! g f4 n6 ^
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 : z$ t3 X- t; Z* m- Q , n1 F# k4 j4 b) c8 i5 e! j : w$ B. J5 t3 j4 _) L
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* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 3 g- z* T w) ?( n4 v$ H6 Y
With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 8 ^4 w3 _* X% O% l I8 b) X" IWith one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 2 o5 U! ]4 ?1 e
With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 . p$ m7 m! @$ ]; b$ D. q/ e
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 & S( Z. ]1 @% l+ l. Z5 R
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* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 x4 N% P3 e0 ^* }1 R8 C* {) b
With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 5 Y; L) E" o6 Z
Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 5 u" b1 j/ X9 ~1 Y
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+ p. O+ L) Q: e. j# e9 s- ]* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 1 t& P4 G5 ?1 `Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 ' W, { W: `/ F& w9 X4 X" J- B; Q7 P
Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 4 K9 d: g! s3 w
Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 : f# L F ~- T j( G x
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* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候 ( @2 I# |) L4 B. z0 lHolding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 4 e/ J2 p" G J; ?* ~5 P
Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 ' z, n5 p$ @$ V! T% w
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daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 9 S d- I( W4 L Q69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 # d" ~! \' q, B4 ?$ H8 t
69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 - @9 C2 w: L/ e4 U0 }, ?
Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 - p0 a% y6 V3 i5 CItalian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 1 `5 H0 g2 \4 t+ N; R* r2 e
, y6 `% W! j; D 6 \( o% f0 \9 Q* Z) M9 { 6 ]) | _2 t7 t6 A( `0 o* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 - I5 b( d$ r9 @) L8 zReal.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 $ Y; Q. ~% A$ g
Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 7 Q# g# [* j6 t2 w. K, Y8 @ 3 \, A; u" h: k; G% c: a " k1 v" c* J: v
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Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 7 A, W6 Y6 i- s% v5 k' l B: q1 eJumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 0 a! ^$ S" J) M& L* l% s/ H q
Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 3 H' n# m6 {* H7 T3 B2 R+ C$ b5 w, j5 J4 ?3 ?! ], K
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; g+ N% B/ n* m" [; I* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 $ o! z/ K7 P! _5 \Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 3 x$ x7 k o ?7 nfrom 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 & ~" u) \/ c6 Ofrom 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 4 B7 o; W$ I8 [5 X
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 , P. w+ e8 D7 _: V, l) ?
from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 6 c9 I( Z2 o& }/ I: I" A9 r, m
over 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 8 a1 p% p( C, v
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* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 ' q: ?6 n- i& Y- I/ X$ _$ {+ ]
Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 2 }! |- _, N9 [
Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 5 e, p; a% P8 M5 R2 G
With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
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