Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. " U% E) T& M# C; L+ P# n4 W5 W
性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 + f# y& C- P9 o4 a* n3 i
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Look how many calories you can burn: & N; G2 G+ O' H. l你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： 8 k6 ~1 G9 I' v4 H' L4 O1 y
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6 ?) {. @" ?1 R " l% a. w0 m( `7 y! }* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 6 N( |1 Z6 o5 w7 `With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 3 I$ J4 ], G. uWithout her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 + h# o, {! d% @. L* [! G5 e 4 j7 {4 M1 J3 O6 z' i1 Y3 I1 j 4 ^% U; A! K/ L6 `7 m$ u& H4 _! ?3 F! q. ^8 x, [# p
* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 E* u- |1 ]( Z% S
With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 0 ^$ a8 B, ], _% E1 Z( |- OWith one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 , K1 A/ K; A/ P: W+ U0 vWith one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 A6 Z" q1 q( V0 u. ?With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 / ^2 w# D# w% S( @( z! c! j* `6 G, T4 D- W. E# K
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* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 . C( U: K' [3 Y; x8 u& hWith erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 ) J" r1 l D m* cWithout erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 0 j" d; l; r8 p2 ~; a
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Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 & F |- s5 j* g' |Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 ) E" v. q2 s+ C8 K
Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 7 T8 q- p$ n% \- c/ C
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Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 , Z X& e- {/ W
Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 % _4 W8 T" V$ s% A0 J4 m3 o: o: u# _6 X
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Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 ; d/ n. u9 _: j! i3 L" s- E. Q+ u+ Y: `3 d
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Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 : v3 k' [, h+ D1 z% t! I' q7 e4 |% O
Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 t9 X1 ~* @$ ]+ }" P6 Q; u; ]Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 & A1 Y6 f- E Q! e5 D3 q7 E# K' G0 N; ]' I. H0 K
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Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 ' O: D5 @2 a K6 e/ U/ n
from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 2 i! v4 y' M# r! A) r5 K4 f8 ?0 D9 pfrom 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 0 _! O. b5 t; Y+ `from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 ; o+ _6 Y. e" j, `* f t3 efrom 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 ! k; k. g6 ]& H
over 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 ( p' S P' _+ m4 m9 p/ n; u4 H! Z4 w. N) p2 `; v
( ~ G4 o6 X& K5 J 6 T' }' O( l7 s. D! E* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 0 ?( m3 Y ~- ZQuietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 , m: f7 h4 a! H+ v) u; G: {Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 ! {6 D+ P* V3 `) b' G0 [$ p# j" v7 f
With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
