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作者: dezxx    時間: 2005-7-29 02:22 AM     標題: 3字經(english版)

人之初:At the beginning of life.
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& V; J+ S1 n" U3 ~性本善:Sex is good.
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5 h) T* l# U* a性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. ! u. W; R1 j3 ^

. @: m/ t2 S/ g4 F1 r( K習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. / T: |# z1 A# x1 a; t$ M; j

) D* ?8 ]* B, E5 K; `1 a苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it 5 Z" L" R/ e/ I' I6 a
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. - u7 T2 q! X- Z( j% a

4 L: B5 ]* f* R8 V: v. v0 ^! ]昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng , k, P4 F+ `: B* |: b

( O$ V# r$ U- t% A) h擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. 2 M! M4 G5 \5 r

6 ~5 d, ^6 r  U9 l子不學:If you don't study hard,
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- x) b. \+ Q, F% z7 D0 C2 h斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. . \5 c9 `/ w& @! ^
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous   _$ H- F" k. j3 ~6 m

# B  M& o0 O: H+ Y# g有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine ; m1 i$ u8 z  D( F1 n

& p% I$ R3 N' M9 T教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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  B9 x+ Z" z- g& ~  @) m: y父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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: D# U( Y2 x1 x+ n* ^2 _師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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0 W* E7 G* o8 o2 P8 C* C子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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, j7 [. {3 o9 ]* n! c非所宜 :but that is a real mistake ( ?$ X! z3 d5 p8 ^" \
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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) V9 a! t$ l* \' }9 r' k$ F老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged 2 x3 T  G3 N+ i0 h+ Z3 r

+ p7 ]+ F( a' T" P3 d8 S3 {/ x) ?玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
作者: fatfatdragon    時間: 2005-7-29 05:43 AM

bro,
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5 i/ O  ^+ Q3 E0 g$ W! k/ Wposted before
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