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作者: dezxx    時間: 2005-7-29 02:22 AM     標題: 3字經(english版)

人之初:At the beginning of life.
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1 R, {( s2 S9 w9 ?2 L9 O% }9 j性本善:Sex is good.
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, ~& Z9 m  n; X: O) k性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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0 Z4 q; ^+ W* B$ {$ X習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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) f3 S' b' n' e0 l$ F! s( K苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. 2 L7 f' H4 i8 v+ o+ P
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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" U7 g3 n& }% Y: K# S( x教之道:The way of learning it $ n+ [2 F4 m$ y5 N) w, l1 c9 l
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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" T' J" B5 W3 A' }2 A9 {昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng 7 w! a9 a) {. N2 X8 M

4 q; z- C) {& s) F: C' _擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. : |/ n8 o- {. V( O/ S
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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# U& n! H3 ?) p# d6 q0 f斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. ' X. I$ _0 I/ `/ T9 X; F7 J# t
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous 3 W! d! a% t; d# m& _2 j; r1 ?$ t
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine 7 b, ^% t. {; a, n: g# g0 _8 C

' e- J$ e3 b! I. t教五子 :All his five son took it " O8 o5 d! B( _, A- ~
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. 6 \- S0 b( Y3 t
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, + `$ k- L& L- E  v$ l6 d, [7 u% p
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, * b5 g. L% M/ o5 E+ B

9 j7 v3 h+ X/ H! P師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 3 e7 e* Y: m( Z; D2 W8 {1 a$ f
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this : k/ E2 e) @: E# y1 S6 x
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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) Y# c, l6 O. c幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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2 b" U( O" s8 B7 X$ q5 h  f老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged 6 d* X8 j. j! `+ r% r) s  w
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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! l2 V( l3 X. T) p6 U不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.   _. j) m: e3 c- I( [4 Z3 D- b" J8 L
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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0 M1 `+ W% p9 D) L, Z' `) @不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
作者: fatfatdragon    時間: 2005-7-29 05:43 AM

bro,
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  H5 z* R( B8 g8 P  gposted before
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