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作者: dezxx    時間: 2005-7-29 02:22 AM     標題: 3字經(english版)

人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. & L3 a9 I0 S; b- n# T& Z7 D3 J! b9 I: O5 E
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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8 e3 O" K5 w+ ^. o6 H* k0 F9 n性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. 9 E- z2 _0 h: L3 c/ y( x, T  q
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教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. 8 P, k/ v4 t/ W* `/ P0 [
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng : c' y+ e6 M( O
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. ' r# O; P# b) c- Y7 V7 S; }8 T
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子不學:If you don't study hard, 0 Q$ ~+ i+ g4 I) I, o( a8 P- z7 Q

2 a7 S( I* K- X  x4 H# J3 x斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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/ v- T: s& T. [* R8 y3 W竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous ; s+ k/ ^( o4 V! S& n
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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/ i9 t. ~1 |- m5 i; K! Q( \教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, ; B! Y* _( u% @# _

7 n# n$ s5 m& }師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. ! h/ m* G; }& D

6 o3 Z! \" `- v# v子不學 :You may refuse to study this & B5 F$ p1 [( K
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake & y% Y9 F1 N- M/ w) Q8 h9 n

9 n, B/ ~( v! }# v. D! ~幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, 8 e5 R; u1 C8 f% P/ t7 Q+ J) o
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, " l) U6 {5 F$ P0 Q2 h& S$ q
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. ) U# S; V/ m5 o7 O" `" i4 }
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex, 2 l6 l1 E8 m0 a  r. ?

/ i  U" U! J. A2 \8 x# u7 v4 `5 V不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
作者: fatfatdragon    時間: 2005-7-29 05:43 AM

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