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作者: dezxx    時間: 2005-7-29 02:22 AM     標題: 3字經(english版)

人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good. % H, C" k/ S+ W. I$ T; K3 H. Z

" H; m$ S& g7 Q性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. 5 |8 v3 r6 G8 W2 m3 Q' N

4 }# V9 P4 ~- z4 D) G. U. ~習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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* h5 j5 `2 x% L: l+ g9 W苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. " u8 h9 H4 C8 o2 F7 F$ y6 J; H
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教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. + M/ y/ c4 d0 L

" v+ K! U, _9 I9 y$ W& G$ N昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng 5 v7 O+ E0 `$ D6 n  y4 b

7 F( ]6 y8 r+ a擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. , y; X" _! d  q- x( V
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子不學:If you don't study hard, % Z, G. z7 X- s) y0 A- |6 @" j
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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! [% ~1 f, W' M3 L* D教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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1 G" _& ]8 o, m- I: B) x養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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) J  b  Y" R- p' m, M教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this / y$ X4 b0 c/ X

4 v! D. a0 ?- r% h  h$ n1 {非所宜 :but that is a real mistake : d$ A8 h( @9 ?  `* m0 ]

6 V/ F( ]& ]% }7 o; ?8 K) h幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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' m, w0 r. ~, z( M. ?玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, ( o: [% J' B2 ~$ K$ w5 p

1 }5 l2 F- ~$ m5 c不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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4 b2 O" q* ^% _" _, n* q( e人不學 :If you don't learn sex, , h8 F. Q5 x4 R1 N9 n% `
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
作者: fatfatdragon    時間: 2005-7-29 05:43 AM

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