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作者: dezxx    時間: 2005-7-29 02:22 AM     標題: 3字經(english版)

人之初:At the beginning of life. % b6 _6 p/ @9 u
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性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. ; \" [: D- E& N, e8 Z4 _' w$ g& N: A

5 h- U' g2 s) G* T' j9 G/ N6 J習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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( m2 t$ _- ?. @; ?* l4 B$ I性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. & t9 t) X  e/ `$ g

; m! g* s  U4 m) n教之道:The way of learning it ) h' t; X& X' ~2 F: t5 }4 i

7 T8 V. `" w  }, o貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng 9 g4 ?- a6 W4 ~! ]1 M( N

- m3 o5 X+ q3 |7 ?( S8 \; O8 r5 P4 r擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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3 a9 U% R, ]+ y- R, B$ b斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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; i( z. P6 g- c6 O竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine   |; r4 G; e1 q5 G* `$ G

4 ]7 T8 p+ c' f' R' h* l教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. ! e4 b  x8 {+ B7 a

3 L8 v) ]5 K) @1 S) Y7 G8 T5 P養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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! v$ e/ {3 [; C0 a7 o父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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2 L: |4 U2 B, g4 {% i師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. ' ?9 E3 Y+ K8 l' I5 _# P

0 w3 e7 ~* k8 g子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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) r( a" w8 b/ _9 R% i非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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5 ?& Y6 j6 `. `0 X; T" F2 }幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, ; {8 |3 l' P( b! ~2 T% e* `! s

9 G) D' R9 ?9 g" F4 H; n老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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) A8 [+ ~( p. _) A' K4 V$ _不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. " X. I7 t* X( u

) o6 \- ~9 c9 M4 E: k! _: a& N& @: a人不學 :If you don't learn sex, 0 E7 {7 G: k/ N  `

, ~. V& c9 a1 s. H1 }" F+ J不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
作者: fatfatdragon    時間: 2005-7-29 05:43 AM

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