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作者: dezxx    時間: 2005-7-29 02:22 AM     標題: 3字經(english版)

人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good.
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* {: f6 w2 |) B性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. ( J$ H: t+ v3 f; F, C; Z$ z0 w

. X* T) r2 j3 x, `6 w習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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- l& X5 G& R8 v# A& P$ _苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. ) U; @7 s: n( I7 J

+ C7 \+ K. w2 i* H" S- [- [性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. : [' P1 Q. M% B& a8 b% H
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教之道:The way of learning it ' p- p3 g3 c2 H6 o

; U  g: L" [, v+ w' w貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. 9 Y. A# x4 G5 H$ e

4 v( F8 f2 ]: L- H+ e% v4 a" J/ r+ P昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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; B) T3 v- {0 r! C/ G, j擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard, * R7 W; S0 ~: u% P# H  k
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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( {7 z5 }) ?: b) Z+ B1 I竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine : A; |( g0 c: ?' d

5 e9 T0 c/ s7 a' [) K" K! X教五子 :All his five son took it ' H6 F" o! C* X6 g" z; A2 w: c
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. + ]  S$ H' a6 n$ _+ o

; E1 l5 Z" Y+ ~. r養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, ( _2 v# R" u( P# @; A

/ G; R7 `$ `+ C; K3 F父之過 :It is all your fault. ) [9 L& \$ R; z- {% |
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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! \& A; I3 j* y6 v( q; A" W師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, - o6 B- Q! i, c# Z- L- I

- T8 @2 V) U$ V4 d" Y$ ~, a$ u老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged : l- H1 [" F7 u6 t& A* k

! M( R5 ~# A6 j+ L  ^3 E玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, ( S- c% h; a( h# h
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex, ( G7 A+ J9 f5 @# I

; e2 f3 w0 A1 N. X; t5 C8 v: w不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
作者: fatfatdragon    時間: 2005-7-29 05:43 AM

bro,
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6 P  \9 X4 i. I, d3 Qposted before
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7 x$ V0 R- H3 Y8 K [轉貼] 三字經翻譯成英文 (成人爆笑版)




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