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發表於 2005-5-13 11:49 PM
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Originally posted by ilove---you at 2005-5-12 06:21 PM:" ^- r9 |0 X. I- L: @9 h" e
用銀紙!!!
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You must be loaded with $.1 x$ i- ?5 S- q3 \& \% _% U
But the banknote is so hard and it will scratch you a-hole wor!  , L- l# b6 y W
/ A, i7 J: g) D2 `My method at public toilets:4 h0 `) \4 ?/ \4 m' f+ R8 P' m
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If my 'deposit' are 'hard' on that instance, I would first put my left and right hand on the respective halves of my ass...pull it sideways to test if there are residues leftover or not. When clear, I would rub the two halves gently until I feel the touching points of both sides are dry. I would pull my pants back on and head to a place for tissue ASAP.
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In the case of a wet deposit. The steps are similiar but I would pull the gap open so it can dry up faster.
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One word of caution: never pull too hard with you hands.... |
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