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Originally posted by ilove---you at 2005-5-12 06:21 PM:, Z$ ?$ z4 {4 G; O
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You must be loaded with $.
: |/ Q- S8 H2 G* {& Y/ q" oBut the banknote is so hard and it will scratch you a-hole wor!
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My method at public toilets:
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If my 'deposit' are 'hard' on that instance, I would first put my left and right hand on the respective halves of my ass...pull it sideways to test if there are residues leftover or not. When clear, I would rub the two halves gently until I feel the touching points of both sides are dry. I would pull my pants back on  and head to a place for tissue ASAP.1 a* g7 v8 J$ n  m6 f9 V# ~( D

6 I8 X' p! B+ j1 F) [% S/ M4 XIn the case of a wet deposit. The steps are similiar but I would pull the gap open so it can dry up faster.
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- Y" C$ f3 X4 x7 \1 O' w+ U- U6 iOne word of caution: never pull too hard with you hands....