香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die.
, [* ?0 l; R! e$ C- N甘多人死，唔见你死。   W/ J, W2 {- F1 O8 F! X* J
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
$ n* G, q; S: M2 U  y( X你教我以后点出嚟行? 1 V$ T, T( e. F. v/ D+ x" l, A" P
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
* p7 T/ `/ V6 x( f0 J/ M3 O( z如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。
1 q; ~( e/ l5 B" S  n) E% l: w4 "I saw a pork chop"
9 U9 }3 W# B; O1 A0 S/ Y/ p' N& {; I我见到件猪扒啊。 ' N$ _, F' h  `# K0 i& R' B3 q
5 Are you road?
) q* |$ u' t' `- L你系咪路啊？
# y. Q# b* r2 N+ J6 What the water are you? - w- f! q* X/ Q- D9 ]
你系乜水啊？ 9 {' e7 A  e; T. d8 i2 f
7 Do you big me? 1 b# p* w( t  }8 a% E
你大我啊？ 1 }* T2 L/ E9 c' s; o" h% s% m, N1 C% m
8 Zebra chops people. 8 _: [2 ~8 j  y
班马劈友。
+ ?6 C7 ~% s0 R& P# M9 The king of the cutting girl.
1 B9 w2 [! ^/ x7 v界女王。
5 I# M# E9 {7 K" l$ h) p. ?1 w( E10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
0 s/ E  X. b7 L4 a6 K  N; Y批我个头俾你当凳坐。
  i& H6 ~  a+ S" g1 }11 Do you think me didn't arrive? " q2 D1 o5 B3 E7 w, E7 U* r
你当我无到？ ' o; F# f. H5 }% S3 c1 [. q9 G! w1 x
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
1 r5 t! L  T0 B9 Z. p+ N你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ 4 m1 q- p' {; @. _2 V- K" J
13 Today I was very black son.
, x% l0 a  s* C* q7 {今日我好黑仔。
4 i6 J; v: o( n% J14 I am wearing grass. 6 \8 t! ~7 f0 p7 V
我着紧草。
0 ?8 X3 d6 `% J: U15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
) L4 y9 D0 `6 Y3 U# k& F. I8 k你未够班同我讲数！ ! I. [% @/ @: F8 y) P! C8 T
16 Two beat six. 6 @. L: V6 ]( G+ u" y7 ^
二打六 0 w+ |/ x* L6 t8 M5 j
17 Two five son.
1 K/ z7 x2 |( R二五仔 % _. x5 @5 K3 L: {. }- x
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　
" n8 l6 E( s# e6 Z琴琴青
" @4 F0 h% G6 ~" O- M1 b5 O: b. t9 O19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　
9 W1 @2 q( ~. D7 U5 S6 C3 `0 u我俾D顏色你睇睇！ ; v  `4 `! w" H, m  |! }
20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　
9 y- T! I; i- }) r2 W蠢蠢欲動 。
" O) \0 v7 H( t0 P) _2 o! K21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
7 B! U( R! f. n4 o. K) l5 H/ d7 k$ C人山人海 。 , ~5 @. {8 N+ _% O& M3 C
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　
2 C) t4 ], U& Y  |7 z/ w你算老幾?
0 j9 |  g* p* W23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　
* m) T8 b- B& r你講乜鬼?
# s4 b9 n9 H$ ?9 B24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　 " q* n6 q& H4 X3 D: N
我驚你有牙！ ) K$ C# k( m1 l0 u8 _
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　
5 }" T+ B% G  G: {. Q心花怒放。   ) |+ ^, K: i/ s' ~" \
Fish skin
0 F) h9 W6 }7 e- E7 i5 T+ g5 D鱼皮 。 2 g1 J8 D/ s* @6 i1 Q3 N
Monster of blowing water.
/ h- i7 r6 f- i- Z# v- [吹水怪。
3 D! K5 z. N0 [' G% j4 WFace green green + a8 ^$ _5 n9 s* H5 j* C/ ]1 g
面青青。 $ T+ I; f) C0 N- w( m3 H
You see road carefully " t; _$ Y/ |8 u& i! Z
你小心睇路
, c/ k- T5 }; qYou go to street carefully + M0 p# R! }7 h; @7 Q& k
你出街小心D。
% I" K/ @" @) oDo the world
! Z/ g" v0 @. d8 \+ O& J  I% _做世界 。
% J+ `( W; {9 NBig tea rice 5 a# H5 R& Z% b. P" `  h
大茶饭 。
& d0 t% l! ]! M; {/ b3 NAmerican chinese not enough. ( V3 Q! L9 L- y9 R
美中不足。
5 I& ]7 e/ O2 d: O9 w. F6 ]! H4 hKing eight egg.
; b0 k9 n9 H! e& ~9 Q  q7 ?王八蛋 9 \7 ]& C7 [: z4 Q- J9 ?
High hand.
4 c' S& D8 z/ [" |6 {, P* `* l高手
0 n! }: ]7 B* ?0 C/ P% i3 d! y5 c' r8 `; h- t  b: ]3 V8 `
Old dot.
" G8 U) _% {- m$ Z老点
$ |1 ~' O! v5 OOne old water 5 x# R) s: E- Y& X6 T
一旧水
: D  r4 c1 \) @  M3 aI know your mouse. 2 l* O$ s: B+ b8 Z5 i
我识你老鼠！
; O% P+ }/ N! k& I( P* EMeasure water/Pound water. : X4 g/ _: C8 j7 g: X
磅水 " J" i+ L. a8 N: e
A dragon service.
  K# p$ T4 C, S3 p# Y3 T0 U" Z一条龙服务
! x) k/ A. n8 E% R/ ~0 t+ g0 B, oPump water.
2 S9 o" A# a# d# W: v6 t2 Z- \****
4 y/ X3 o, i% }4 T4 z) @I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. & o# x' a6 ]( ]& h: h3 h
我吹鸡打你班友。 ( ^# E: N: c, z/ N% x
You jump building. ) E& G5 i( y; \
你跳楼啦。 . ^" b# `  K! N# W4 `1 i
You come back home and eat banana / l7 N4 u  _2 C2 l* u9 T
你返屋企食蕉啦
* Q) U; A' o: TI give you a hair.
3 f' |/ M. v/ o  d* `; M# F5 E我俾条毛你ar!
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Collect skin 5 O, r8 X; {4 E' X0 U0 ~+ P
收皮
: M) b$ h. S& P* d! q( |Collect father
. u8 z/ c+ }! c( O5 f7 D( P7 U1 E收爹
" K/ o) G: Y, E" e& GYou give me collect father. 1 R* o. `! O- X- J( M% j6 V
你同我收爹！
* L6 M+ W$ s  R5 j4 cLaugh die me. 3 g0 C! I, V2 P
笑死我。 1 D; }4 h! e' n( B$ j0 D
You give me stop. ' G: `( R& e2 T% X' R
你同我企系度。
( H/ S# P3 i; Q" k# e" \Eight woman
/ E$ K& a+ a% F& {( I! ]/ t八婆
$ S5 O+ L+ M& s! T! y+ rEight woman,you are good! " z4 A9 L4 |7 ]) V  |
八婆，你好o野!
& B0 w  g6 C" O8 D+ rWhat the spring do you do? 6 H: b$ R8 K8 O0 o" c5 x# p
你搞乜春啊?
9 J3 i/ R; E8 d  a! d3 p4 sA dog of eating dung $ I, }) M& y; e
食屎狗   F9 m3 I. j$ I
A ghost of ass
. I8 V2 ?* A/ n" Q3 \屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....7 I/ T) {3 z- _. _+ }
都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......) f/ r; C9 A& R6 R, }0 l
this is not hong kong style english.....
3 A+ e0 w" j$ K& b7 a8 k6 Bthis nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....
: ?9 V& f5 R6 Ki've already ban this shit...! |) g' ?0 [$ j2 _1 C. f' c
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.