香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die.
! ~7 K" h( D- i$ H4 O甘多人死，唔见你死。 $ `$ S6 u0 ^) A3 u4 S3 `: w8 I
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
/ b& p: P0 Z! [# U你教我以后点出嚟行?
! [# g2 v! O0 d+ {1 k. L3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
, ~  W8 j4 I( A8 j如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 8 d+ v- ]/ x# G" v( r
4 "I saw a pork chop" $ M+ N  e" Q- H' C
我见到件猪扒啊。 7 U, K5 L: U2 }, s
5 Are you road? " o4 S8 u4 P# V( m; h4 G; Q7 U5 a
你系咪路啊？ 0 N# K. s- |" O5 d0 S, d
6 What the water are you?
8 }4 I( }, c6 B: }5 t) W你系乜水啊？ ! W: W: v1 {: k$ B! n  T! K: w
7 Do you big me? 0 }0 v9 E0 j/ B0 x/ N3 J
你大我啊？
7 c: x  g" o- Y) ]+ f) ^8 Zebra chops people.
( `8 _0 F* f7 i) f- p班马劈友。
  n! V% c$ K2 Q7 z6 x9 The king of the cutting girl. 4 V- V- \6 }* k2 s, F2 Y9 s. C- u
界女王。 " Y6 F, j. H# l) r* p) B1 [% ^6 n
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. - R3 [4 ?" k" Q9 K, i
批我个头俾你当凳坐。
# v* A! w6 d+ g) o! \, M11 Do you think me didn't arrive? , P. |+ @, \0 q
你当我无到？
' H9 N8 |* m8 `  }9 A5 u12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
' u' V' W: o7 O% w你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！
: l$ W0 C* G7 T13 Today I was very black son. ! [) p9 Q: e1 t1 j4 ^# D
今日我好黑仔。 0 _3 D7 p) k9 f& _, v
14 I am wearing grass. 2 A1 v* y+ V9 W
我着紧草。 0 @7 o9 b8 p* D! A1 i/ F
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! 2 y$ @! r( d* j/ b8 j: _- E
你未够班同我讲数！
1 s5 _% A: w2 i: T% `16 Two beat six. 6 N0 \6 H$ `. n% @: s: M8 x3 d
二打六
: J# O! f2 K3 y17 Two five son.
: y" G, H) J# C# I. O二五仔
+ {" H; r5 m) l8 [- g' i; q18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　 6 X& |7 W+ O& {9 z" c3 V4 B- u8 I$ B
琴琴青   c2 I  u/ _% U9 c
19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　
3 m) l9 p, H% p! p& G0 d, y! ?6 E; v1 D我俾D顏色你睇睇！ 3 k* Z* @6 e  d$ D' T
20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　
0 j% Q! O- ^. q  `) ^: K蠢蠢欲動 。 * F7 `8 A6 D& u; d/ K# L
21 People mountain people sea .　　　　 + a' R1 K+ |* a: g1 W, T6 R
人山人海 。 ! i! j) x; Q( k/ y0 \3 y
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　 2 i, g% u3 O* M+ J
你算老幾?
5 Y% \/ s, Q4 c4 v23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　
# T& w! L$ b+ V: v你講乜鬼?
( k0 Q, \% Q0 n& [3 F+ c' c24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　 2 p. Z0 l9 J2 q0 g; }* k" p
我驚你有牙！ 0 S) C: Z# M% y: ^# f/ U
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　 0 e7 @7 J' h( C& Q3 v
心花怒放。   
! v) s6 J( m( `. F* nFish skin 5 R6 ]$ J  D6 f+ ?0 h) D" w. z6 P
鱼皮 。
# G9 [8 S2 d0 l8 s0 V7 j2 H8 }Monster of blowing water.
( V6 C3 \4 b5 k6 x" d- Y2 p吹水怪。
# j* h  L7 ~. W) ~* r( ~Face green green
" ]( A5 n+ y+ `+ B& n面青青。
9 Y% B3 y+ H0 i" M- \6 f7 R* IYou see road carefully
! k, x5 D+ }* }4 W* I! R% ]) [# i你小心睇路 " n" [4 g9 v5 e% y
You go to street carefully 9 w; B& S/ `8 W. T, U$ C, B
你出街小心D。
5 ~0 U: t+ @2 r' I0 wDo the world
: c8 _' Z! f7 R$ ^( a做世界 。
  z" F8 r6 R% Y1 KBig tea rice
5 g% I+ ]7 j! [! g! F  a大茶饭 。
. ~4 X! v0 C) H# T; ]& AAmerican chinese not enough.
1 L9 l/ l6 q& {美中不足。 % F4 D- b2 Y" S8 o: R3 x) D9 y
King eight egg. 1 R' ^: D) l/ r) r# J; `7 u
王八蛋
9 i! e8 ~% A! J/ z8 ?- g. BHigh hand.
# O. o/ P& I/ _: t9 |" D2 R高手 ( P: q* w; ]2 Z! v
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Old dot.
) G9 p! S/ d0 L: E8 @; O老点
: w' ^% ~7 [2 |; q# JOne old water 5 p/ m/ p0 p7 w; p+ k7 G6 T
一旧水
* x- p, G  ]% xI know your mouse. - n0 I" O; Q4 T) R
我识你老鼠！
  `+ M% b2 T5 ]6 G/ i/ o  FMeasure water/Pound water.
( Z( X" [1 V4 v6 r) w8 i磅水 $ m2 u' w2 j4 Z$ w8 x% A6 x1 R
A dragon service.
. `$ r* q0 A1 Z! K/ ^+ a% J一条龙服务 ) Y7 ^5 b; b8 d# Q- M% z! \$ N& K
Pump water. 4 B1 E& c/ s* S9 o
****
; H7 l+ @9 p" i" Q1 x- |I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
4 W& m  H5 e2 D/ L! q8 O4 G  ?/ `我吹鸡打你班友。
* Z- j3 D5 _' D% c$ fYou jump building. + [4 q' F9 ~1 @6 \! N2 V/ Y) I
你跳楼啦。 5 S/ G# f1 H$ [+ @6 f
You come back home and eat banana
) d: ]( z' L. t4 g6 [0 B" V7 @" m你返屋企食蕉啦 & u4 H6 x' c. e  B3 N! v6 a
I give you a hair.
$ U% w1 q$ T$ O( d  g. |我俾条毛你ar! - j0 x0 M2 m/ f- M
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Collect skin
3 B) N  U6 L! B. r7 p' F收皮
# G  Q& L% L/ j& KCollect father / j8 m/ }7 |% p1 T: X& m( S
收爹
$ A' Z' [# `; _- |You give me collect father. ! t  f: n$ e, @
你同我收爹！ : \( K$ J4 T0 G0 v6 d5 g# a
Laugh die me. # S& E; T: X0 E- y8 J5 d# z
笑死我。 . V& N" I/ R: S% l
You give me stop. 5 o! {* o3 p+ a$ G, D' E$ s' u/ c4 B
你同我企系度。
& R0 D2 Q2 T4 ]) q& }* f& _Eight woman ; e1 r' y# z6 H1 L6 Q& _
八婆 0 Q$ j& g- k* ?) P2 G+ Y1 D1 J/ P
Eight woman,you are good!   ]5 V1 I! }7 ]1 y) ]) G
八婆，你好o野! 2 @% v* c' [% g& n8 l0 _' K  A
What the spring do you do?
8 c' ?/ m4 L9 z9 Z8 \8 ?你搞乜春啊?
# `: w; ?8 [2 Z$ y( X2 p9 r' J2 PA dog of eating dung
/ L. w. M* B; d9 B( N食屎狗 5 s" Z3 y' N; s9 O6 |; N+ r: [
A ghost of ass 3 C9 ^( t0 j5 S8 d% s% E; V
屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....
" c9 o" F' {8 o% u! X都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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, E; p# \; F5 btotally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......2 r! Y) Q# `/ s6 f  i
this is not hong kong style english.....( }" W: ^8 L$ g) S+ }
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....
3 X) t! l; a8 i+ B. ]$ Ei've already ban this shit...
0 Y! [- W7 g; e/ _don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.