香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die.
3 u3 ]9 L+ t6 P8 T* r7 p0 V甘多人死，唔见你死。
" n! r+ r( b/ u3 B3 T7 @% X2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
* N8 [: ~  D9 K你教我以后点出嚟行? $ u! `! [2 R/ g+ u2 k
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
* N. s2 l/ D# T( Y: ^如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 . H/ Y3 \! m. |. c( i! j4 G6 f/ j7 w
4 "I saw a pork chop" 2 Y! `# h$ E6 `+ \
我见到件猪扒啊。 9 Y* I% y* m7 s4 P$ y8 c1 c
5 Are you road?
! t4 H  |7 z' M- r" J你系咪路啊？
- T" ^3 }0 ?& q5 D6 What the water are you?
# R1 k( M/ R% W) t你系乜水啊？ % ?; a! _( }* {/ Z
7 Do you big me? 7 V! j$ M$ u& ^: [
你大我啊？ 9 ^, \9 ^( V0 K' a
8 Zebra chops people.
3 P( i0 `( [  k" c# b0 @8 x班马劈友。
6 ^6 h/ q" ]* Y7 C' s+ p0 I9 The king of the cutting girl.
8 _$ ]* L# u- s5 T; N. k界女王。   N/ c; B7 k6 y$ G
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. 7 M- @" w, L* h$ w- X
批我个头俾你当凳坐。 ( \5 ~) f8 G2 X. p
11 Do you think me didn't arrive? : @! {, b. t: a3 I4 u
你当我无到？
* d9 w, H6 ^0 G. C4 p. l' r0 e12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
$ [* I+ Q; O% k6 E5 M你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！
* o! @) }" a8 b: `13 Today I was very black son.
3 k: h( K2 u/ d2 R9 q/ P5 S今日我好黑仔。
+ N" {3 D$ ?% ~: t3 G  a, G( B( N14 I am wearing grass.
5 k5 Y' u7 K- d7 h; z+ {我着紧草。
, ~% X) o- O: o0 A. N15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
* q; P7 y. f2 \你未够班同我讲数！ ' [; H# J  J" D8 m
16 Two beat six. 6 y( o% L) A2 ^! e& F) [) [5 b
二打六 , ?; K7 a" Z- U' F/ N2 h2 T3 X. F
17 Two five son.
* J' t/ ^8 \1 w) M; _二五仔 $ A, h0 R- T1 h% L9 y/ a- \
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　
; A6 V0 q+ Q  v' Y9 V琴琴青 8 q5 P: ?; F+ M2 Y0 X' S% i' J
19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　 ) [2 ~1 y! I( r+ D. ~# {; |
我俾D顏色你睇睇！ / S! O8 s' @5 A% ]
20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　 - M2 O  x- B* k
蠢蠢欲動 。 - o7 u! l/ p4 M/ _! o2 n7 A" {
21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
9 B" H) ]) z/ u- f% F) L人山人海 。 * M) T" e% i( g7 i: P! h
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　 " F9 J$ j. U$ ?) c
你算老幾? , `; j, u1 D: y: L' |
23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　
% }* h' r1 T1 W2 S" _2 s- f你講乜鬼?
; z  o6 D! P9 P, b" G24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　
4 C8 T% A9 ]: B' L我驚你有牙！ 0 A/ L* D* u) ^
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　
5 O4 A% J: M$ m8 o" u+ Y心花怒放。   
3 P) d3 C& V1 {; a' b5 a( I) bFish skin % |7 R5 E; b& @" h" ^" y" E* o
鱼皮 。 & v- R3 a" `! _  p' D0 Y2 n
Monster of blowing water. , }( L( w/ x/ |1 e# K7 Q/ B
吹水怪。
0 S5 `& a4 \; f4 C6 O1 }* v; v8 L, {* iFace green green
: A$ G* v3 p* A( W4 q2 ?3 j面青青。
7 L! h5 e9 t# A- I7 U# R$ u* oYou see road carefully
7 r/ ], G+ @' `; F0 V* q你小心睇路 " |% n8 H! r+ v1 F9 c, H
You go to street carefully
% t, p* s9 m" L. @& Z你出街小心D。
6 j* E" e* n( ODo the world $ U) X7 E$ O) v( {* }* f
做世界 。 0 F" v. }8 W) K+ v: s
Big tea rice ( m+ e1 j' O% m. B
大茶饭 。 # z* E; x: U$ ~
American chinese not enough.
* `- i; v/ s4 {  |2 f7 |$ a' m美中不足。
3 v& P" }$ L/ W' J) K& uKing eight egg. % |% _8 Z2 t% e% ]' D
王八蛋 # }( P5 b, k- _! f. r3 ~* o+ v
High hand. . U$ G( J6 ]  v4 }% o
高手 , Z* \9 ~: R; T/ _. u
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Old dot.
4 W% G/ Z( s) E$ `. p老点
6 C5 [  L9 f6 Y1 rOne old water
. {" `) l7 K$ \4 M一旧水
3 z$ z/ K2 Q+ ]3 DI know your mouse. 6 Y4 e5 E0 ?2 d4 c1 z
我识你老鼠！ ' F! j! K% Z, h6 ~1 n
Measure water/Pound water.
! Y8 \, z/ _- |8 \  Q磅水 & G5 O" m- M: f+ M* e5 i
A dragon service. $ U+ r3 Y$ e3 b5 M3 L
一条龙服务 2 K1 U0 ^/ G7 V, P# h8 x# W- R5 w
Pump water.
4 w1 n& W5 @# Y  J1 G  b% @. N# @****
8 k: s+ i7 b6 U8 a+ a) _I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. ' T1 O+ c1 M) f" s6 t: F- D2 s1 y
我吹鸡打你班友。 : k  ^9 t; ]7 R; d- V  B
You jump building.
+ N; u) r) ^7 x# |2 ~& A7 F# Y你跳楼啦。 7 {3 C+ G) x7 y2 n8 T; `. `
You come back home and eat banana 8 Q' x" ?; d  |( G- }8 `, S
你返屋企食蕉啦 7 r- @8 z. ?' t) k$ R9 k
I give you a hair.
# u+ f7 I( X1 \; X' Y! \我俾条毛你ar!   K, ?7 O. w' f% U# k. z. B; Z

# q3 E! y! S: m6 r/ {0 HCollect skin
# z0 S! Y" V$ S6 s! w/ g8 U5 `收皮
& }+ i8 ~/ \4 R  d- T( Y0 aCollect father
. W; A2 g& g  G. z" P收爹
& a0 L' W& @" i& v  CYou give me collect father. 3 }: g0 |, i( e7 p+ M; z4 F
你同我收爹！ ; N) ~4 r) X0 Q( H
Laugh die me.
+ {( ^( b# z+ t笑死我。 2 ^# N% }5 `! P3 |
You give me stop.
2 `! q1 L9 }' V6 Z. F$ g# M你同我企系度。
/ _. I8 C- j2 f3 |7 M! OEight woman
1 |0 T+ C- ^# z: x0 c& U八婆 ( s& g. ]" v$ M1 `1 J
Eight woman,you are good!
( |! f  q8 ~2 J, g" O1 C八婆，你好o野!
/ J# }- n, @) Y" X* [+ E* B* BWhat the spring do you do?
0 I0 Q+ ]( }! X! S9 M! p; Q你搞乜春啊? " @  Q% j5 _% V' B- x
A dog of eating dung
( S( J0 y! d. U) `' I. j食屎狗 + x3 R& ?3 N* k
A ghost of ass
' f' ]7 q$ {5 }屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....- Y  {( X; E) v6 R, t0 i9 F
都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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$ ?% R) |8 o, v' s# z9 H: A
totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......
$ @7 k% _: L% [- i0 @this is not hong kong style english.....9 s1 d: f+ [0 i! S5 Y% r4 s
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....
% \" y6 _& F5 ~+ z9 W3 b4 Vi've already ban this shit...
2 O6 A& l- |' m3 B  C* udon't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.