香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die.
( @  \4 i1 B, j$ z甘多人死，唔见你死。 ( [) Y: e- O- m. W* c3 U) W
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
4 X1 u) w. x  N+ B3 z你教我以后点出嚟行?
( q$ A/ V8 I  `9 ~9 C, q0 ^* U3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. " P/ i5 O( \5 I
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 3 i, [* I& X, k) ?4 l; @, E
4 "I saw a pork chop"
9 l* n& |8 j* t5 j- ^# ]我见到件猪扒啊。 / D. h, E4 V: g/ S8 y4 T( [
5 Are you road? $ U4 I# O/ b1 z4 Q$ {/ a, }
你系咪路啊？
4 I. D' t2 W1 `* M1 ^! d! A6 What the water are you? ' h2 @! A8 j" y" K0 V
你系乜水啊？
6 T- z6 C6 M% g7 Do you big me? % H' b, ?1 Q3 X4 H! q
你大我啊？ 2 d  x" Z8 G5 Y3 a; H, I5 E2 j
8 Zebra chops people.
$ A9 w5 S, N, l% Z班马劈友。
$ j) t0 Q0 F1 }1 W: Z- Y9 The king of the cutting girl.
% k  w# U/ H6 O9 k7 b8 c1 o+ l界女王。   l4 X$ B: N3 O
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. 8 c) C+ F4 E/ n
批我个头俾你当凳坐。
$ u& I% V& w6 }11 Do you think me didn't arrive? & i6 k. D! n1 K2 H+ b1 Y
你当我无到？
% o0 l& h1 j1 @12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. 8 J% R4 |6 I. l! F+ k0 ]& j7 R
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！
# Q/ }* ]+ g3 j0 d2 V) p0 z* u% B13 Today I was very black son.
8 t* @0 }; I, p# O今日我好黑仔。 9 Y4 F3 e+ F; q% L: o$ l3 A# D
14 I am wearing grass. & q; Z9 Q  L# f! L' X0 P
我着紧草。 . ]2 u$ M/ e8 p9 I5 d) \& ~/ T5 U
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
$ R" C/ ]0 N+ x# l1 z0 x你未够班同我讲数！ , \6 Y! T0 b; d* `' c- h
16 Two beat six. 9 i8 r; ~) `+ V
二打六 7 @( g2 D. E6 }. ~) q" T1 R% M+ X. p" w
17 Two five son. % o2 t; d3 w3 Q
二五仔 ! j; M5 M5 r% Z% X% A7 R
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　 ; e5 o+ E/ b6 a
琴琴青
7 d" F6 [7 s" ^+ T% j) f19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　
# {$ F1 u: X% p/ n& _+ I我俾D顏色你睇睇！ 3 w. H! G2 W; s: P# v1 U
20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　
8 t5 d, P" T* ]# k蠢蠢欲動 。
4 ]5 _3 ]  Q4 H: k6 w21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
% ~% P- `- ?, G5 \  P: C* T  p& ]人山人海 。
, ]  Z- W* e, n  S+ X+ {22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　
6 E) I7 P! B" ?" M' z你算老幾? ) h6 D* d+ V* J0 N$ T9 x
23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　 ( A( Z9 ]  N/ S( T8 g7 J8 `' ^
你講乜鬼? 1 o/ a/ l4 y0 R$ U# X  j" \
24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　 / F3 u3 q) u: p& ^4 l! X
我驚你有牙！
; ]6 }( C, p- i' l4 a$ y0 B; G/ C25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　
' w% B' t* x2 y7 O3 T4 f. v心花怒放。   
! x- ]5 c# g. t6 l" H7 d3 y0 e0 {Fish skin 6 o9 d% [$ l% {/ v5 n9 [% I
鱼皮 。
% F; ?0 I3 @2 ?4 s) n  OMonster of blowing water.
% ]& ^; P) J3 X- o* {- J8 U3 a, g吹水怪。 " y; S$ P( z; t
Face green green
0 \. @2 C9 @4 z9 T# T面青青。
- X6 W! `/ q1 L' tYou see road carefully * t% _% k5 x5 W2 F
你小心睇路
; H' R/ D5 E, D2 e- U6 ZYou go to street carefully + |. A) A; N' q) V% }
你出街小心D。 . ~- f) u; ]6 [; a) W5 e
Do the world 8 T& X: W! a9 M8 O3 I& S
做世界 。 % ~/ [7 v2 [& s' T
Big tea rice
9 \7 R7 j3 x5 `大茶饭 。 9 K  m" s! q! Z" M
American chinese not enough. . X, }3 t+ f5 }
美中不足。 6 C/ [# \" @" P3 S( D5 v
King eight egg. ) T' g5 k$ s1 i
王八蛋
. p1 l/ f8 n# ^High hand.
( @, {7 ?; X. _$ \高手
9 F! n& E8 s* g8 F" ^5 k  ?- o( H& E3 O% f6 E  n, Z* H/ {4 f
Old dot.
' Q7 W6 ^# A  u" j  z老点 " G: u  P1 {! j" i# ]% ]
One old water ' h' g1 z1 `3 X" p" @
一旧水 % s, D8 _: ~# N5 ~/ V) f1 E  E
I know your mouse.
' Z, B) `+ C0 V我识你老鼠！
( m  V+ z& ~) VMeasure water/Pound water.
9 p3 p5 ^0 |: i5 W5 K磅水
& `" F3 Y- P! i. R" IA dragon service. + x1 c% P: c4 Q2 E% T5 N: O
一条龙服务
7 ~# m, G+ I- ~) |  FPump water. 4 s  P* p0 S$ u/ w; ?
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' d. U6 g- }% u" DI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. " f0 ~% I( }- k5 D2 J6 k% a8 S( a
我吹鸡打你班友。 ! m' O1 k" r& K. v9 h( O
You jump building.
: X+ w, z, E# |! c. V你跳楼啦。 , a- _2 f4 v$ Z' A
You come back home and eat banana 3 U) ?" g% {$ R7 D2 K
你返屋企食蕉啦
- ?7 y8 s$ @% @! E) o- P7 u8 b6 aI give you a hair. / z% R8 V$ T% @2 {
我俾条毛你ar! % V6 L4 M$ f, a2 k. z

; P# |1 n2 E$ d6 }3 sCollect skin
& E0 G0 ?! v* v. c收皮
9 y% N' T9 P2 b* ~Collect father * q/ p! v8 f* `; }) U6 }
收爹
" X5 H5 @# j" K: o* A! [" hYou give me collect father. $ q7 p9 t" m9 L3 d) A+ t
你同我收爹！ 3 R# f! E2 t- a$ }8 O& S; H. e
Laugh die me.
0 A! P8 ?2 |, C, f: w: I4 m笑死我。
/ P% N+ s/ p8 F* kYou give me stop. 8 |0 S/ z7 t) V+ S3 ?
你同我企系度。 0 E5 |& i" @2 ]4 X. k9 I
Eight woman ; Q7 Z5 S6 U2 @5 _
八婆 - m5 z" K# t- q6 V+ h5 _4 b# q
Eight woman,you are good! " m2 `/ E8 T" l& X
八婆，你好o野!
* O- b- G. g% [: o" sWhat the spring do you do?
$ h+ V# f) r* ~7 O3 }你搞乜春啊? ; r( G8 \+ [& t: e8 q! X4 Q  {
A dog of eating dung
8 i7 r, A0 |9 i食屎狗 : ?1 `5 e" Z1 ]% A9 g  h
A ghost of ass 7 a" B5 N( Q0 @) Z
屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....
3 o: Q3 e: }# ~% e# {都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......) W& O' w2 N1 Q$ |! N
this is not hong kong style english.....
; C% l* j- H) rthis nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....; J& v6 q8 J. g) C* w, m  \3 z4 L* b
i've already ban this shit...
$ \; g+ E+ p' Z! G9 ?; q, Z) sdon't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.