香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die.
3 U- m0 v& ^. R* ]9 z- J& a甘多人死，唔见你死。 ( O# f! K/ ?2 M* N. U7 L' M
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? " @( @' ?/ g+ K& u; q. }
你教我以后点出嚟行?
* X% B8 _- \5 v$ i( _3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
$ |) c' l1 @* c3 b. u如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。
/ e) Q- h4 v1 t; o* `7 L6 c, G( k3 |4 "I saw a pork chop"
& E% m1 T! r/ S: F我见到件猪扒啊。 5 F" B; d% Y* |# S0 s9 M+ h
5 Are you road?
2 X8 N) o9 ~4 R, E你系咪路啊？
+ S7 v- V8 C, s& F6 What the water are you?
+ ^. \! F! r$ b你系乜水啊？
1 B: B' H! l, Y7 Do you big me? " ?' R" B' p. f5 \  O# I4 Y# `  w
你大我啊？
2 b: H( |: v: L+ C: _8 Zebra chops people.
. P; l# i4 H8 _班马劈友。 " @2 I7 K) l6 R; j) R7 t. Q' d
9 The king of the cutting girl.
5 a5 \  j4 q, U7 }+ L8 A& f3 f4 _界女王。
2 {2 v& s" P$ p10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. 8 ?- }+ v3 u" d) T" W
批我个头俾你当凳坐。 9 f6 t0 a/ m( P1 a) `1 K5 b
11 Do you think me didn't arrive? ' Q& ]4 j* I8 b7 b/ |* r
你当我无到？ , d1 c4 Z& K- z" R
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. : H; c/ ^/ M) m5 K* h
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ 5 |& _, h2 h6 ], E  X* y8 P
13 Today I was very black son.
' C3 K2 s* I4 _' F: c/ O; R8 W今日我好黑仔。
& K+ b( G' r7 G2 r  J7 ]# @14 I am wearing grass. + Q2 |% Z' r. v6 L3 Y
我着紧草。
) r9 s2 A" W; S+ L15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
  v" Z: q3 j+ B你未够班同我讲数！
- h( M0 A% o1 Y0 O# Y2 b* k16 Two beat six.
' R* `3 O$ V0 a# N* C  k& Q二打六
; \/ D  f0 U8 X3 D3 [2 e17 Two five son. # z9 T0 k' A0 ~
二五仔 7 `& \" k; E8 k1 ]2 b
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　
' }" ]  N1 _$ ~- @* S  |9 E琴琴青
; H. `' U: K" v/ G' Z2 c* A' v19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　
+ U4 c4 U1 k+ O! \& E我俾D顏色你睇睇！
% r. a% k4 M- S3 `' L3 B20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　 * k" t- S1 b( j. y8 W" t4 H
蠢蠢欲動 。
9 W; [1 v9 f2 Q5 J5 z2 N21 People mountain people sea .　　　　 ! g  C8 ^1 g9 H3 j5 [7 s
人山人海 。 ' _" w  L: K7 w, r
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　
) C+ F- P9 g: D+ W你算老幾?
1 T6 [  w9 K6 v23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　 . b. x# [: Y0 ~: j" u& D' @0 R5 D- b
你講乜鬼?
" ]5 l3 k7 n, Z3 S3 z) n' S24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　 $ `' x0 d/ h- A9 C* e/ e" j6 n% ?( m
我驚你有牙！
9 `4 ]* J3 p# U25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　
- j6 `  @0 k& \& C( e  j3 W心花怒放。   2 v/ M/ x8 z/ B4 l; q% j
Fish skin # ?, w) e  w$ `" i  w/ X7 F3 e7 \
鱼皮 。
, B. f. f1 s# q3 u, G1 w& [Monster of blowing water.
4 Y$ s4 H; t$ u( S! s  H! c+ s吹水怪。 5 u  I- T8 R- s& \0 Y  ]
Face green green ' o& ?1 Y/ M3 S6 Z& H( Q
面青青。
$ ~; V" _+ A7 BYou see road carefully # V' G6 A3 T) L; [! \* j
你小心睇路 & c$ O: N$ r" O. S5 R2 L
You go to street carefully
$ o2 c) _" x) v  C你出街小心D。 , F+ \7 M* ?2 u( w" _1 F) z1 V5 ?
Do the world
- \1 B) E+ q* o  a* Z7 e做世界 。
! a1 H1 l6 X+ VBig tea rice ( P5 B0 m% r& q- G; x
大茶饭 。
  ]" X9 S8 a5 w, vAmerican chinese not enough. 2 Y8 T/ i2 t( n/ V  N7 e' k
美中不足。
$ G. o6 Y7 b! hKing eight egg.
" U: \$ e$ g9 J( y王八蛋 0 @8 O( R" g! ^0 d
High hand.
5 A& O3 h/ e9 F5 \高手 ! O. o: H" H# {4 u

. `9 F, V$ E; hOld dot. 0 ^5 `2 X* v7 H8 G* z
老点
3 L- ]: L/ {) [One old water
8 X- u, d+ C* u一旧水
7 Q8 W/ S+ z' F/ [3 U1 bI know your mouse.
. q( X- Q( U+ {5 o% E我识你老鼠！
  W& T1 X6 X# s( s) oMeasure water/Pound water.
' \% O; k/ m2 ~, ?2 {% D磅水
$ u2 b7 Z* b. X4 O7 I. i% G" B$ R3 o( VA dragon service.
8 H* ?: n$ n7 g& o/ E一条龙服务 ; }& U2 o$ R- l
Pump water. 0 R8 C/ U* |; @. ?
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. ; o2 E' k( }2 {3 x1 I* G
我吹鸡打你班友。
! e/ u8 n; B  {0 A. yYou jump building. 4 k6 Q! y! L& X& b5 U6 K; P
你跳楼啦。
; G9 }: m9 i8 U/ b* ?, D! xYou come back home and eat banana
$ \* o0 O& E7 k  S8 O: H/ H你返屋企食蕉啦
5 R5 c2 P$ D9 OI give you a hair. " g: h1 F" ^4 a5 O2 H- }6 |
我俾条毛你ar!
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Collect skin
7 \/ @: l  O8 X$ n( F$ h% p# {: l收皮
. z* N+ f  ]+ M$ a! e, GCollect father
4 H! `- ?9 k8 z收爹 8 X* L* X$ `+ c2 f3 c4 p; I0 ^
You give me collect father.
; x' ~7 a+ @7 c8 ^8 j  Q, V你同我收爹！
& {4 c% e# o: g- z/ ~Laugh die me.
# Q3 J, @! ]: W$ ^( @2 ?  C笑死我。
1 I& [- w  X5 n9 YYou give me stop.
1 g1 ~3 J5 s$ V8 `& m你同我企系度。 , {! f& H3 P3 A) r* x
Eight woman : p/ N' R- t& M/ y& Q. D
八婆 3 S; \! `7 l3 J4 ^) z6 W7 l
Eight woman,you are good! + u/ \6 F- M8 b! o7 V! A
八婆，你好o野!
7 p3 R& O2 M: WWhat the spring do you do?
6 y+ H# q( N6 B0 m2 i) C7 P' l7 B你搞乜春啊? $ h9 s8 a/ g* _' d; B
A dog of eating dung
7 e2 V! m3 K% D/ {! [; y食屎狗
3 J, |4 d) ~6 H3 dA ghost of ass . x( J) M- p0 K( O) `# s: L0 `+ w# |
屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....
8 L0 f6 L9 T" f$ [' o都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......
) K3 C" U, f4 x$ j4 ~this is not hong kong style english.....* W. c: ?7 ^. l4 N' Z( v: y' N
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....
/ `  w. ?: t# t5 B# C/ Ni've already ban this shit...! y4 r! ?' r) I/ d0 @. x
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.