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1 So many people die, never see you die.
: q1 T+ z& n+ P/ ]$ H甘多人死,唔见你死。 , i8 `5 j6 z+ D. b) Y4 C
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
* B6 E% N/ I" c/ z! O8 g你教我以后点出嚟行? / j4 y% {6 l! {
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
% Y* A0 \3 @2 d, u+ E) `- j如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。
, t( ?  {7 B- A, e3 q/ p7 M% j4 "I saw a pork chop"
% x- x6 _) G# \6 _0 k! w' N我见到件猪扒啊。 % x: {, a( Y* y  X) t: u% I
5 Are you road?
" B6 ^2 ]+ I8 e4 k: h6 |你系咪路啊?
/ h$ Z$ k! \6 W$ i2 F6 What the water are you?
+ Z# k9 W+ d; u0 m' Q4 q, Y* ^+ v2 w你系乜水啊? ) O" S4 f% _" E, N) |
7 Do you big me?   C8 _8 m' _$ K) r% }" D' H
你大我啊? * e# @3 @8 Y( I$ A" ?/ B
8 Zebra chops people. / {; W7 e7 B- G* n+ y
班马劈友。
2 P& c. p* B9 I+ {) u; D! d9 The king of the cutting girl.
8 o( n$ {3 u: _6 |: |( s界女王。 7 z% \# A5 @) I$ o7 k' q
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. 9 Y8 h5 I; P: @. T: Q
批我个头俾你当凳坐。 - X% C$ ^8 h1 w
11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
* @1 {  v! g* d/ {! b) u你当我无到? ( s& B5 Y9 @' f( _
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
3 h2 `) e- U2 S你有种,我会俾D颜色你睇,兄弟,同我一齐上!
3 T& L/ {% `  M. p13 Today I was very black son.
+ ?8 K$ R) q( a今日我好黑仔。
2 c* D* P3 [. w7 N% M( D14 I am wearing grass. , [1 |! k) Q; X! l' q: e
我着紧草。
' G2 u: }7 P) b$ o* U15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
. u1 Y. K4 ^/ H  v( p你未够班同我讲数! : _) C3 j$ o% `' y5 |+ ~
16 Two beat six. # Z; w; r4 D3 H
二打六
6 h* u9 R$ k' |" h  a17 Two five son. ! ]! e% b% F& Y1 q4 C- M
二五仔
/ w( r- v9 M9 n; [' M" z18 Piano piano green.           - g; l6 E- b5 G7 G9 T3 P
琴琴青
! k& O4 C2 S% z" ]! q19 I give you some colour to see see.     
* A5 Y; Z6 ^& P  s4 \我俾D顏色你睇睇!
5 s. i) ]! B, Y7 X20 Stupid stupid want to move .     
! W" x) a- z; _1 V7 ?蠢蠢欲動 。 8 @' j& P* T' W( Y2 U
21 People mountain people sea .     7 A+ f% k2 o! _2 o6 G- k" p
人山人海 。
" g; k# t% F0 R" ~9 X22 How senior are you?         
+ l: q$ A7 }1 L3 C% S7 Y你算老幾?
  x  k! Q7 w" B  x6 z5 G23 What the ghost are you talk?     / X3 @0 `, u9 Z
你講乜鬼? " J: h: E% n* }9 T, s
24 I fear that you have teeth.         
, u; ]' E/ F1 K# T1 j+ `1 y我驚你有牙!
+ C. Z9 r) v6 p/ z) T! _) y# j! _25 Heart flower angry open.       8 s+ A: c# ~) R9 w
心花怒放。   4 I# I+ a, ~: Y9 v" ^( Z. {
Fish skin , Z( c& v5 C7 r' V' k
鱼皮 。 1 p/ M: f! R, D; r* [: `% F
Monster of blowing water.
6 W. i. E' @  c( P吹水怪。
) e6 @, v0 D" O" @" nFace green green 4 j. ]9 r4 @' @9 ~9 ^& [
面青青。
" Q* ~1 ]$ E( m5 R* o8 ]. Y  oYou see road carefully ) j9 `% _/ N1 m9 X2 S
你小心睇路
8 \$ M: ?6 \! S# k4 B% B. x6 }You go to street carefully 2 v: n7 G4 i  Z
你出街小心D。 6 m1 I3 T: K# Z0 _# b! H1 o
Do the world + b, Q/ B+ w# S" I$ c
做世界 。
- N% Y0 |) G8 RBig tea rice
" N0 K  G" q1 B5 `/ @大茶饭 。 & ?5 }, {2 I: d* R' Y, |. k& a  W
American chinese not enough.
: S- z$ @, q7 }& L. ]美中不足。
, @: ~3 M& P( {, \2 P7 jKing eight egg. ! @. K( ?' Y6 q8 U/ [: I
王八蛋 - |" _$ M& _/ e( J! @& G" b. y( I' M
High hand.
' G% B, I- e, z( |" o3 N0 ^高手
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* y# ]0 Q0 e7 ~0 w7 pOld dot.
% f" k( t3 Z1 H, N  A" R* F老点 + H9 I, ~1 |: _( K* l
One old water
# g8 N5 K, f! w, M2 J一旧水 4 L- @; b3 G" G+ g% j
I know your mouse.
1 g: l5 P$ A/ M: T; C7 b1 B; d我识你老鼠! ) V/ K- W6 O9 d# h, u2 T* @: g% Z
Measure water/Pound water.
( C: B$ S+ R( `6 s磅水
% a' ^  A% N8 Y, IA dragon service.
. o% ?- r, R& e9 N- o$ ^一条龙服务
# S0 N3 ~* u! H( K' _Pump water.
2 c6 r# y3 L5 s* g****
. t- I  r$ L; z* O- _I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
6 A4 y# u% W  I7 T/ u2 m, d/ ]我吹鸡打你班友。
( T2 S0 |" F# X) q2 @You jump building. 0 v; X+ O! s- T( F7 B
你跳楼啦。 9 I$ u  A) _$ ?0 h  f# K" j) U( W
You come back home and eat banana
% O+ X  j- t" f, p, b* T你返屋企食蕉啦 , b& ?! |) _" p6 ~- f
I give you a hair.
6 n" A; o' j* q0 @' K5 [我俾条毛你ar! 8 c; [* W% M% P* X" k2 U- a7 [7 c. k
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Collect skin ) U5 Y, y* u) z0 D0 H- B7 }
收皮
6 v) t' l% [7 A) a6 M" lCollect father
$ {6 @& l; W) d6 q) l$ }收爹 & h( a1 L% x- |6 K
You give me collect father. ; a1 I, C: W6 S
你同我收爹! ( N9 F4 Y/ m: I2 D3 O+ e8 a  ~# n
Laugh die me. ) B" h6 L+ ]3 p9 G, P8 f) C
笑死我。 , G) h6 z( Q' d* z" Q  H
You give me stop.
/ R& k' ~2 F! o6 C! w你同我企系度。
3 x& c4 _9 H/ v3 P7 E8 tEight woman 8 u1 n; p* `- H
八婆
# \* Z; ~; _2 SEight woman,you are good!
  s0 B! `- ]( e八婆,你好o野!
' c5 P7 }) [$ f- ~1 g& ~( x6 |What the spring do you do?
( N; c0 g& d' F" c  ?* h% ]& W你搞乜春啊?
" ~8 B0 X9 o2 e$ F* O  q% `9 wA dog of eating dung 2 V3 T0 G; h1 i" [# L3 n. H
食屎狗 ' H2 q+ h8 q7 `3 w( N% x+ e5 T
A ghost of ass + Q# G3 }6 Y$ |4 I0 N
屎忽鬼
Can't believe..
有d真喺幾有創意.....
# T5 s" v& E9 m+ R都幾有趣呀...哈哈
有d就連香港人都唔明白!
無言......
好无言,但有好好笑
真係好特色0既英語咯!
本帖最後由 J.T. 於 2009-10-18 12:22 PM 編輯
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; q/ b6 U3 c( \  O& T: B) D  Ototally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......6 m7 [  d0 c9 c
this is not hong kong style english.....2 |0 d/ H3 R) e) X+ x
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....
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i've already ban this shit...
# w6 S0 ^+ \& jdon't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!
唔信香港人會明呢d英文
Just a joke.  Don't believe it.
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