香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die. 0 @& }/ b  d1 P. i
甘多人死，唔见你死。
! S/ L: }: J! B8 ?* M( r2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? ' B) r+ A3 y( ^6 ]9 ^
你教我以后点出嚟行? 0 J4 w! w$ A/ o
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. 4 m: S& K7 q! T( _, x
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 2 G3 x8 J* E: V" V2 A3 C" G/ ?. W
4 "I saw a pork chop" - g" E  A: ?4 q. j
我见到件猪扒啊。
* k* G! F& N6 V5 Are you road? 4 Z2 z( Y; A. N  J
你系咪路啊？ / Y4 m+ t+ l+ L% s
6 What the water are you? 6 A& g( W: F6 }
你系乜水啊？ : M! s3 B5 e# ~- H( D: U
7 Do you big me? 8 c& A. L+ }2 z! v& f( C, T
你大我啊？
9 {/ ^0 `9 X6 q/ o: I( u" \  |8 Zebra chops people.
1 `" G1 [( \2 g& S9 a2 N班马劈友。 * Q9 J' x3 }2 ?! T- r( `, j
9 The king of the cutting girl. 4 p5 b( F" e5 i+ }/ f3 z
界女王。
& V) U0 }6 J9 D( z+ s10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
+ U3 H( [, v( ?) R批我个头俾你当凳坐。 ! B3 E9 M- _* ^+ @
11 Do you think me didn't arrive? 6 b* |" v/ ~  w" |, j
你当我无到？
4 ?; A8 D  h, s2 I2 M2 l12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. : _( G$ L4 X4 c2 y1 x5 k
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！
+ v: p& g) \% o. [1 [13 Today I was very black son. 1 t& {# u' b' i$ b
今日我好黑仔。
' i0 r& F- v- r* N* F8 ~14 I am wearing grass.
7 K: J/ ?! x: ]" \% C/ @& |2 H* x" J2 M$ z我着紧草。
3 I$ @: a! |& Q- O, H' o- F15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! + v$ b# |7 F! |( N7 _) p8 I) d
你未够班同我讲数！   ~! b  K, U0 |5 c! F4 @
16 Two beat six. 6 w% I, `8 U2 r4 n) I
二打六 7 T: B% r7 z# q& J+ P0 p9 |/ d) K! y
17 Two five son.
' D9 u$ M' @; g4 \, Y( N/ D二五仔
3 x% L# i; F" d. f% |18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　 0 q& `- A: k. e5 F4 F5 z% ]
琴琴青
5 I7 t" I1 F7 |% o19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　
* k: y! A  _8 e- e4 C我俾D顏色你睇睇！
& c* E$ z; T- ]" T$ ]20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　 6 N! S- N6 C7 N. }- ~: O6 K
蠢蠢欲動 。 - g5 t. L1 |6 s! \  t. T$ N* C8 C( F
21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
1 d( `. y  Y: c# {7 |人山人海 。
" z" F& c+ A0 }$ F( M! F; @1 L0 U8 J22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　
' I9 y! A) G0 s# ]' X* A1 _你算老幾? : T% e" J+ r" a* J4 s
23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　
/ U5 m4 S7 R9 V7 u! H4 ^9 I你講乜鬼? % m3 A9 x% u' T, p! z' ]. ^
24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　 6 v5 _: N  b$ b; l$ D( j
我驚你有牙！
' U/ R7 P; V, A, L- P/ Q$ j25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　
7 a6 w2 s( @; j0 k, E心花怒放。   
' _" U/ `4 i5 L. G3 @Fish skin
( _0 i# J3 r, E4 M2 c9 [鱼皮 。 9 U# r. R+ ~3 m' C1 i* f
Monster of blowing water. , d' i% ?: C/ q$ z
吹水怪。 , W2 n+ H- D9 l
Face green green ; |6 n' |0 F3 i4 k7 }" ~/ X
面青青。 0 G, {* k! V# \( k
You see road carefully
8 G! a" u1 N/ y8 T) o你小心睇路
- m9 W; h7 y" i; S  D; pYou go to street carefully ! M0 R5 P6 u! ]" [; R1 d
你出街小心D。
5 ?: |7 ?: K/ }' S; q2 T# z) bDo the world
/ E0 p9 a$ ?$ b/ X做世界 。
, G; L. q5 G2 j, D4 e3 oBig tea rice , w, W% b4 O5 X4 H! q
大茶饭 。 9 W9 ?4 w( |6 g" m
American chinese not enough. 6 Z; G# B* M5 F: P( W1 e
美中不足。 8 g7 Y6 ^6 X7 c& i
King eight egg. 0 B  T$ F1 Z- G' G* S) d
王八蛋
8 ]9 m8 [" j$ CHigh hand. . }2 L" o* i) `: V
高手
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3 w- a  [; B) r2 d7 VOld dot.
8 T$ e  t, D! f# ?2 }9 J( t* {- a老点 ) R& M% _4 |% U0 w8 z
One old water 2 \/ j* K, v, G: [' H! a: c
一旧水
9 ?0 ^, T/ U" u3 a  e7 C3 LI know your mouse. / Q% f0 f, S) O4 w' l! j! j
我识你老鼠！ 3 D  j0 K5 v$ M/ k' F
Measure water/Pound water.
0 I1 E0 }2 s# o- S磅水
7 L/ [. l: |/ g# _& }0 \# U* b/ t, cA dragon service. 4 Z& B/ g! v+ P+ m- d- h  t9 c
一条龙服务 / _' b! t+ Q* M
Pump water. 3 e& U  {, n% C8 z% e, \
**** 7 _2 g0 n. S9 z+ I/ i1 `
I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
9 a: K; y5 p$ E- F+ _0 C: x5 l我吹鸡打你班友。 . d0 q+ O5 B; y+ b9 E& Q
You jump building.
, U" _8 y9 G: m, H3 S& D) N3 e2 \你跳楼啦。 ! Q/ u8 z1 M; Y* q6 d( g& a
You come back home and eat banana ( F; @7 U* s) \. o, w
你返屋企食蕉啦
6 K# u* c/ o/ V; ~' v  c( BI give you a hair.
8 P! \3 M% ~. _' {9 ]5 z我俾条毛你ar! ) E, l8 z2 |( M9 C, H# b- W7 I
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Collect skin 5 @7 \% c% S/ x' E
收皮 $ u- h. a  u( @% c. Q
Collect father 5 N+ q9 n6 {' B' S
收爹 + }# V- Q- p; _, D; [- Q1 D
You give me collect father.
( l2 e- A3 ?) I! f; T6 l4 U+ F5 \% L你同我收爹！ ! [( L: D( N5 ^3 F6 v+ Q3 k8 z: W
Laugh die me. * q6 U3 B6 U, u* C
笑死我。
! I* Q7 N. x& X; f" S# {You give me stop. ) D- G( `' i" X$ r5 {" X
你同我企系度。
0 }6 D& `) I! f& l8 u( k/ z- zEight woman
/ o8 K7 V: S( i! h9 Y, F$ u( r八婆
+ {* n4 O; e  HEight woman,you are good! " P4 I7 }3 T( [  B( Y- F
八婆，你好o野!
2 N  u7 G. B- y9 z0 UWhat the spring do you do?
1 O, o5 i- H7 M* n$ P% d你搞乜春啊?
( r: ?1 X6 t6 f% }$ Y1 |) {A dog of eating dung
9 B& g2 U; A: z2 w- J+ y食屎狗 9 a5 ~- W: |) |( p: Q$ h* k
A ghost of ass
. W; O  V$ s1 |# e' j屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意....." g+ P6 H3 p0 e* d: U4 j
都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......) H* }) e; P( E: I5 o2 q
this is not hong kong style english.....1 @' _) h' j5 j8 A. |
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....# h. K& {" i: W) o8 o; C
i've already ban this shit..." N( Z5 L0 Y9 ^3 V/ z
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.