香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die. . l* _5 m9 V) q8 Y+ B3 w4 p" O
甘多人死，唔见你死。 : {, T; h3 w! V, f/ _) \# N, t
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
" t; Z% b2 m4 W# w你教我以后点出嚟行?
- g( O! \. b) T3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. / [7 P$ m8 X6 z/ `$ g5 N
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 1 h* f: q0 ?! b( A5 L; M: W! _2 S( f
4 "I saw a pork chop"
: U3 F- Q  p" ]% S$ ?8 d我见到件猪扒啊。
/ l3 W# v# |* ?: L7 z8 W5 Are you road?
' @9 h, p& {  w  T! g你系咪路啊？ " L+ p$ E( ~8 M. h- o) j
6 What the water are you? , x0 W9 |# w' {8 j) Z7 W. l
你系乜水啊？
  R8 {  W1 {( d8 @: a  C7 Do you big me?
3 z0 z2 C8 n" c1 s- K. W你大我啊？ ( M/ ]% C% g3 m0 f
8 Zebra chops people.
. C7 \# a- G* H$ q9 B- S% O9 k班马劈友。
  Y& o* B" Z- ?2 @% z+ Y# Q( W& Z& z9 The king of the cutting girl. 8 N& \7 y( s! Q% @! e  t
界女王。 " f/ x9 `- t) J9 W
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
6 {. J$ [6 F2 b. ?* j& J批我个头俾你当凳坐。 & c# N8 N! z" q; w8 C; Q
11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
/ U5 H: I# r: h' Y1 y& q$ z你当我无到？ + \3 v1 q7 B: _2 ~8 G
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
: G( B0 _* }& o7 o( f7 O你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ % y+ E; ^) r$ p- q* o
13 Today I was very black son.
) a* E. k) F$ q今日我好黑仔。 ) w6 B: e8 G3 R
14 I am wearing grass. / _$ \0 ?  U% q/ Y6 w( }8 v5 x
我着紧草。
: {2 p5 I% J, j- G4 m( E5 H4 k15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
! I, \4 A5 a- ]# ~" R你未够班同我讲数！ & o% d: y0 k" J7 y. I0 x
16 Two beat six.
6 }7 T* s" D- D5 d二打六
8 L8 s( e+ I1 b/ J17 Two five son.
9 {, d7 d( F8 K二五仔
' c1 K* e  t6 \18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　 5 ^* y5 E5 {1 F
琴琴青
( q& e  y6 f. N$ a! W$ U, `19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　 # `& \  m2 @( Y% \
我俾D顏色你睇睇！ 9 s3 Z/ k2 m% H6 ^* e* l' p/ I: n5 H
20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　
4 I! P- I0 L9 I8 o( O蠢蠢欲動 。
% Y' y% u. M# y, Q6 s, O5 p, d21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
/ u5 Q* `+ M& ~& F! X' H人山人海 。 , f) ]; _; `) C. I0 D
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　
& Q! f( A+ F# F+ }' i) l你算老幾? & P5 Z$ T, |0 |# I( J6 r1 @
23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　 : Z0 J* R# P2 ]2 ~* Q0 \: z2 L  `
你講乜鬼? ) v3 B5 p- b! f; |! M
24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　 7 t% F4 D# O2 e+ \7 L9 {
我驚你有牙！
/ [$ t# i4 z2 m$ m' D, h25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　
% F. V! j0 {+ i9 _! N心花怒放。   
+ _; v: g. e  Q6 r% ]' E. eFish skin
& R0 r; P+ d! ^# |: Z; {" ?! G5 e鱼皮 。
/ C  o' [/ Q! D1 Y. [. D) o3 \Monster of blowing water. ! q, `0 J+ A5 ]. w5 f% Y) k
吹水怪。
$ R! r4 ?. C4 ]8 UFace green green
2 g6 V' ]* R" M1 q5 O* m面青青。 * O/ u# s* C" B7 M, M" R  h' g+ ]
You see road carefully
1 ~) f+ _4 }7 _- E' U8 `你小心睇路 ! v2 u: e2 ]3 M# }
You go to street carefully
6 _; w$ @6 i5 X, l" z) `3 P0 {你出街小心D。 : I2 f0 e8 B7 |6 v. t; n0 o
Do the world
" b) w" l, D  B  |3 N! x做世界 。
# y$ q; E+ x2 b9 j8 K$ PBig tea rice
' r4 \- c' X* j大茶饭 。
+ X+ x3 a3 R* j5 F( _, NAmerican chinese not enough.
: ^& w/ E# Q/ }$ X) H美中不足。 * }5 t! C9 \3 |9 E4 N& {
King eight egg. 5 S/ Z9 M" R  `# [! o
王八蛋 8 s4 B6 A' l9 J1 z) X% D# C
High hand. * {2 [7 t) H) N) f
高手
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Old dot.
( R, t, c& ]$ x0 @& m# U; T- H老点
9 E  m" q+ o" P; SOne old water
/ g/ P" z( }2 ~& Q4 @0 D一旧水
4 _8 S" W. M, W) O- NI know your mouse.
0 d; s; |" l  Y  b0 O5 ^6 d5 \0 z/ j3 O我识你老鼠！ ) @8 b0 [# L/ d, o' Z( }( F6 C
Measure water/Pound water.
- Z" {- Y# ]" D4 A5 |磅水 / B) |# M. h; ]0 u5 G( `0 V3 d3 D" G
A dragon service.
, S0 G+ Q' v3 Z6 O) u: r4 f$ M  Q一条龙服务
  T! i1 q3 o* |% K/ x: Y/ p8 IPump water.
: o/ w$ B; F7 i' h6 Z0 L****
7 |7 S/ c$ C+ O& FI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
; \2 a# P) B  ~- w我吹鸡打你班友。 : g9 |$ A( C& c8 n% u! a3 `
You jump building. + F. b  x( [0 }3 H9 ?
你跳楼啦。 - E* v! R7 M+ ^" I# X
You come back home and eat banana ) _8 x; k4 q/ D6 o
你返屋企食蕉啦 - o; @/ Q4 [+ N' k" e9 f/ N
I give you a hair. . y+ g9 b! [% p7 P5 L
我俾条毛你ar! / s6 g3 v( z" r+ h5 b

1 a0 L6 P1 Q# v4 J. b# Q+ nCollect skin
# d6 D: ^+ x) T8 I! H) E收皮 ; |, f6 g1 U) h% k- B0 [( n7 j
Collect father 8 N3 U2 B' ?0 @! s" W, H& c
收爹 0 _1 ]4 Y6 q+ `3 d# ^8 A+ ~; ?
You give me collect father.
% t, C7 ?! O% T9 E3 Z( M  y你同我收爹！ 9 d. Y4 B8 L7 n! w) R
Laugh die me.
5 v* B. q+ M/ W  K- v笑死我。 , A2 s7 w+ Q+ S" _
You give me stop.   \1 r6 ^$ n# j% A; |, d5 ?
你同我企系度。
. \+ b0 k9 _! C0 i$ d' TEight woman ' Z( x7 k  e# M% d7 p, v9 }* x
八婆 / c! ^5 Y& g, [7 K
Eight woman,you are good! 4 O9 S0 t0 N7 p5 n9 R" F
八婆，你好o野!   g. H; r" u7 Y! B0 I8 t7 c9 i
What the spring do you do? 1 w3 A( j5 k, O/ g6 g
你搞乜春啊?
7 o/ `; Q( [7 `( sA dog of eating dung
) J7 P; p2 c+ D食屎狗 : g3 N! Z3 o6 E7 O/ \- F  m7 O# }- `
A ghost of ass # h- H+ m# _. K4 j5 @) m% k1 S  y
屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....
% H6 D: G6 M4 b, D都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......
$ d! ^: I: c4 L5 y$ Y1 xthis is not hong kong style english.....
6 C: Y/ o$ @+ s, X; \/ L: Wthis nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....( G. ]3 D4 z. @( P6 k! K
i've already ban this shit...
( w! \, h/ r  U  w, Idon't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.