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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job: Y# l, e$ k+ S5 v+ d- q% M @7 F
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence6 O7 L" f" `$ L' K* {6 l
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?2 ^' [- E, M5 O6 R
a.They give like hell. # q& K( P9 X( r' u( V, j
b.They do not yell.7 g" M, W4 p% z7 N' X1 a
c.They do not tell.
/ s" }, I) @0 m) G1 S3 O" D8 qd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell. ?4 a1 K) w5 ?" a) Y
) ~! D: x& ?7 B% z8 I8 s3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:1 Q# J" K/ ~' |" G
- a HEART to love him,: D+ w+ X; {& U5 T# S1 P: n' s
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
8 F* a: Y/ p! m, `# ?9 y* q- a CLUB to smash his head in, and# c& I; n. d8 `% {
- a SPADE to bury him!
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6 b& t9 k ]5 T& E$ A9 I u$ `6 ]4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
$ [; G' Q4 F6 t) |Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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7 z8 T% B9 I8 k5 O H5) What is the strongest muscle?
+ E, F ^( U! E# N3 P. AThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!2 I4 X: d) m" v7 v! _
/ r5 g) U8 ~# k2 H- T6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
1 S1 Z0 r) B" w& v' k2 kThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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! T+ }1 y* l& U, u# |7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?0 i/ H6 z: D ?: ?4 [
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
- ^: W& f: i) e! W- qThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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