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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
& o$ T2 _% x9 Y, |* E99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
+ g* l$ B% M; J- [& B m5 F7 [2 ?a.They give like hell.
9 c2 P+ H0 e$ `8 Cb.They do not yell.9 f* @6 L* `: Q8 X8 T/ K0 {( @
c.They do not tell.
; g4 m! n0 M2 M6 B kd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:4 q: L8 _8 V* g) F, l
- a HEART to love him,7 K% A; F0 P1 |* W) u0 m
- a DIAMOND to marry him,& U0 y D8 M' a. Y% b O9 H
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and$ F! |: k8 R' _
- a SPADE to bury him!
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9 A: m# P6 C7 H% E% N8 Y8 J4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
5 _( W, k! R) _" S# @Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
# p& {- P& N* tThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!) B. s- O/ m$ p6 c$ z. e5 y
/ G9 n; H) _* N/ T ]6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
- o6 b7 y$ ?0 r2 j! N1 I8 {$ ]The arse hole is always in front of you." h) t5 |5 u. q/ @: b+ J+ o
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
; d2 c; p4 k: F5 b4 uWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?+ P g9 B- B+ L% m% u; Z* t# J
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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