香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die. $ [$ |* W5 g" L5 M  ?+ e8 _- G( T& [
甘多人死，唔见你死。 , f: F; D1 \" b1 w/ Q
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? ( T" g$ f' l1 w0 J1 A
你教我以后点出嚟行? 5 i( J0 q2 S2 H
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
5 L, w+ D, b% f# S( A如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 3 t/ Q- c6 H& q7 H$ j
4 "I saw a pork chop"
/ `  y  _/ B9 m. G5 F我见到件猪扒啊。 5 z4 i$ s( B! B) \9 d
5 Are you road? 4 n* X4 h. F# \6 k9 s% V6 I
你系咪路啊？
6 s, k& X' y- o4 D" _2 M1 m, a6 What the water are you? 0 }+ l, E0 N# O5 T* d# f
你系乜水啊？
# d$ N) j% ~* M- {6 K7 Do you big me? 1 a, u2 c* {( K! }
你大我啊？ % C# ?" c% r0 y) w
8 Zebra chops people.
" n; W! A% |, Y班马劈友。
$ V6 I7 n) X- H( F; C* i9 The king of the cutting girl. 7 M7 ^/ @& M8 H1 M- h) I& {
界女王。 . Q1 c: Z- [; P/ E
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. 3 z# K  M5 T; u( o
批我个头俾你当凳坐。
* h9 w$ T4 T6 E7 p! g  ?  E11 Do you think me didn't arrive? " y% R9 R) i- p
你当我无到？ # L' D5 U# k  D$ Y2 K# x
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. # p! S) H7 T' H' v( g. l/ J
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ 2 Y4 [5 i& g  }: ]4 x; W
13 Today I was very black son. ' M* n' t9 H: m) B
今日我好黑仔。 - D7 d) H8 i; C7 h' m6 Z7 c
14 I am wearing grass.
  z" V2 S' j- t/ {. {我着紧草。
. k  X# `. A& p6 y15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
" M; k3 B: J! ~0 c7 a你未够班同我讲数！
' V0 Z' `( [. m16 Two beat six.
* e4 A+ D1 w% u3 r: W( l二打六 8 W0 [, Q( N, ^* j
17 Two five son.
; M+ q$ d) b3 v+ x3 h二五仔 , |$ B# u/ {1 i3 y+ x
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　 # @' L  H3 B# v1 Q/ X2 U: k
琴琴青
0 D( \3 J: C8 h: |% M# N, }7 K19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　 + W1 d7 p. U- v  v6 l4 s6 g
我俾D顏色你睇睇！
9 W; N7 @2 d7 [% u* p- `5 W20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　 5 G& C0 b! R9 g! w) `& p% I( W! o/ C
蠢蠢欲動 。 2 H6 m- L0 r5 R0 W% e. q! W9 l) n
21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
9 V. k& d: r% P; I  n) k0 |, r9 g人山人海 。
' c6 m. x7 Q: ^4 i8 o! _22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　 0 s: \% t$ N5 B/ U# E; w
你算老幾? ! k8 Q1 o3 j. ^$ _; W
23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　 6 A: k1 [6 D0 K; e! Z2 Q7 Y, v
你講乜鬼?
2 ^9 C5 u& f( u4 S0 T" b& P' M24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　 ( x" w- i& `  ]( }4 G
我驚你有牙！ 8 @, m- F3 z. g/ D6 H' a, o
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　
, Y$ Z5 E% v* z) o3 p心花怒放。   
$ h! }8 a- q3 C4 H: Z+ f, `Fish skin
- i, o: K- i0 f鱼皮 。
7 z, w$ ?: u2 G$ x% I, p5 q" tMonster of blowing water.
) r, V1 [! L+ a. K吹水怪。
" h; R9 C* n: x8 \7 J% tFace green green
, ?( p% _4 A/ _1 x6 \/ \$ i! M面青青。 # @0 a$ _; u6 C4 ^( o( Z# f( P! d. l4 a
You see road carefully
0 L6 F9 q' \" ?; Z  N6 B' c& H/ D你小心睇路 : O4 T" \- u9 }/ [( ?8 J
You go to street carefully : G; [" h4 B/ b9 X1 S
你出街小心D。 . Y+ a1 T* h/ ?
Do the world
* k( L- A& Y; x, {& T' h( f做世界 。
9 _: A% Q4 F/ ?/ c; Y$ ?Big tea rice
9 [; U& s2 x/ e# ~大茶饭 。
5 n! N7 H# M) R6 mAmerican chinese not enough.
1 O& i# t! o7 Z" _美中不足。 5 @7 \; i9 O' `, ^0 h, `) o
King eight egg.
$ B/ j* P0 ?( \+ J# Y王八蛋
/ N. N  w4 M  s. `High hand. 6 D2 U) S0 W# o
高手
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Old dot. / d7 T; w5 Q3 o3 o* z7 |
老点
$ A! A& Y+ @. JOne old water ! r% K. T3 v$ M$ w' P( z3 q
一旧水
. H6 {3 V. x1 z+ j" lI know your mouse.
4 g" Y+ L; T. Q* P' p) I我识你老鼠！
2 e7 V( F. F) B$ {* jMeasure water/Pound water. ; g& T$ h0 J& y+ i
磅水 0 Z' s8 s, F1 o. T. n. B/ k
A dragon service.
4 x4 a; ~5 g! e一条龙服务
! s4 Z( {0 X% j) e- }Pump water.
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
6 P9 _6 O) z8 b: G& t& C我吹鸡打你班友。 - h& s& O& \  q
You jump building.
1 r* T2 V# I0 G, Y/ r1 @, b你跳楼啦。
" E7 }0 C' X3 \# }7 t' x. YYou come back home and eat banana ) X( i3 D# m3 j6 P
你返屋企食蕉啦
2 q1 u# [% J1 `/ y! b1 C+ lI give you a hair. ( u/ f& o: z8 @# J) e1 E  t" C
我俾条毛你ar! 3 G4 J8 B/ R; S. C8 k
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Collect skin - ?% {' \/ ~4 v& j4 A/ W8 u
收皮 ! W$ [, Q3 T  w7 f8 V. D5 H
Collect father % z" Z* s& l3 S% R) p
收爹 % y( Y5 U& g" f* n6 ?
You give me collect father.
1 L/ h8 T- Z3 R/ y你同我收爹！ 3 j! R  W8 a" }5 u8 ?8 l
Laugh die me. ; R" s4 G" U' q$ J/ I9 M, h, r0 g
笑死我。
2 ]6 Z* a3 y. g  g) ~9 rYou give me stop. 4 x; v# f7 \3 i- ?# X, q
你同我企系度。 9 R0 n. a$ C6 I$ Q5 D, b
Eight woman
! s' n! r' t1 t3 D' P八婆
- Z% K5 C) E8 ~6 B  _Eight woman,you are good! 3 M0 P  s; L* M- W2 j: j  R$ S
八婆，你好o野!
  P  j8 p' ~7 H" qWhat the spring do you do? 2 z* B  t" l5 ?) `+ |7 `
你搞乜春啊? 1 `5 n; a, G3 N0 Z3 k7 U
A dog of eating dung
- P, `0 V5 B% Z9 s: w0 b. s食屎狗
) {) ]4 a* v! A4 T$ HA ghost of ass 2 v# d. G3 [7 B! A) z6 D$ S- m& A
屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....! [7 A& V$ ]- h
都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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% D. ~6 Y  }- @  T( X3 Etotally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......
5 h9 e, [$ T! M3 R( l4 q) ~, fthis is not hong kong style english.....  `) V" C) K; ]- c" F/ R( J* |
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....7 F; _- m6 I- V& x2 I4 y) e
i've already ban this shit...
9 F; y% u8 P( Cdon't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.