香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die.
6 k6 B. {! f8 ]2 E; a3 f' {: i5 D甘多人死，唔见你死。
6 K& B; W$ C3 j2 D, C2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
" N6 }+ H! O) v% U; r& F2 m( w你教我以后点出嚟行? 8 i! s+ }1 w( A+ k, H- ~
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
. o: W$ y* {1 f: h9 N/ m如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。
$ O9 r8 e9 s2 F5 q' d3 R$ G4 "I saw a pork chop"
: ?5 f; S+ Y* ?6 T3 i7 R我见到件猪扒啊。 8 c7 `" i' J" U
5 Are you road? % O9 }; u- |3 n) K0 Z
你系咪路啊？ ' a* R% l5 G" |0 B! W  W, I8 @* Q
6 What the water are you?
9 {& ]2 a/ W3 d你系乜水啊？ & k( r; W: R" v$ T  V6 g
7 Do you big me? # o! U; j- J. n; Q0 D! I, @
你大我啊？
- K% {+ Y9 j& e- C8 Zebra chops people. ; ?9 C, G' }; S0 k
班马劈友。 : F& a/ C. s% S
9 The king of the cutting girl.
! U$ v4 z5 Q2 T0 S& O$ t界女王。 % s( ?! T2 S) X3 b1 f8 `. V
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
5 L6 C( a5 q& J; w6 @批我个头俾你当凳坐。
0 M: m; |8 \+ h11 Do you think me didn't arrive? 8 t2 U5 Q- c( E9 }7 e: T9 R
你当我无到？ : f! `5 v2 q* k, ^
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
) ]4 W; A( @, c5 f( g你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ * k) c% j) ]1 K" X. y
13 Today I was very black son. & }8 g3 l" B& b. ^1 s. J! A
今日我好黑仔。
/ z' P% J! n& o+ K/ D14 I am wearing grass.
5 k: d8 j! C3 K5 S( [3 k7 s我着紧草。
7 F9 d7 [. d  \- Y15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
' u7 Z8 }) M7 o3 E4 a你未够班同我讲数！ % S0 D  x0 [, [, e4 l- a: O
16 Two beat six.
+ T( `7 U- _. v, f2 d二打六 : L9 i) O& @8 d. \2 a
17 Two five son. 1 M' M( b' p# N! u8 ]
二五仔 ! Y# r$ J' L) o  W) g
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　 " G. H0 H. G2 _" m0 a% J
琴琴青
' E, @6 N: b" I7 Y9 v2 c5 ?( L7 p19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　
. h. t3 S5 x8 U. Z* {" f5 |5 N我俾D顏色你睇睇！ + Q/ ]  R, ]5 T4 Z+ U
20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　
) H6 x- e! j: a- H- o4 \6 I: ?蠢蠢欲動 。
- M" q3 n+ U: K7 Z7 E% C% l5 K21 People mountain people sea .　　　　 " R$ r  X2 ~+ T/ s
人山人海 。
) d9 e6 x5 d' R9 q/ F22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　
1 b' ?) a1 _2 A0 r, ^5 b% I你算老幾? 2 p8 e5 g0 n' m' {4 f# M
23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　 + ~' D7 j* ^$ E% k0 b( l6 S
你講乜鬼?
: w+ z# c1 o1 O) i3 V# M! a24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　 $ s! d+ z. u0 ]; c$ L1 @" r
我驚你有牙！ : s; x: f9 \& G/ x" b- P
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　
. @; G9 G6 X) d" h8 b2 C& M9 o心花怒放。   
3 J2 `: x) P/ A, `- i3 E4 v' pFish skin
$ l7 s; [5 N5 k7 R/ r鱼皮 。   {1 F+ A! ^; ?, d1 s. G
Monster of blowing water.
; b1 {& s3 o" t9 v吹水怪。
, j* f+ c3 D) ?' \: B1 p1 @; RFace green green & C' x$ N: @6 W0 z+ e- m
面青青。
- y: U5 d8 h& L/ ^. B4 L$ LYou see road carefully 7 F$ R  Q, G; U) s. L) n6 ]
你小心睇路 " z6 Q! C) B$ b3 Q+ x1 H0 p# g- U
You go to street carefully : h" ?, i, B- p! ]
你出街小心D。
: ]- ?) R; e: @& kDo the world - d8 H8 o. ?& O
做世界 。
" `0 o) `* C. Z4 JBig tea rice
2 E$ u- w: L5 M: M* X2 R大茶饭 。 , h! {7 m# Z( a) t/ n% R( D- [
American chinese not enough. 4 _' M. t* t- g" [6 [/ Y
美中不足。
. i: t; p9 E5 X4 P8 I' p* RKing eight egg.
2 b' f( ]- @- y8 K# _+ w) ^2 k  j王八蛋
) y5 v4 @; L  S- y& @1 ?( V7 h$ THigh hand.
" D6 x4 c$ L* t; w- R3 l( G高手 2 v& {! |6 |" r8 A: e$ f

' Q8 A) A* _- e9 D) A" \1 BOld dot. : j4 w! t* b5 P3 h' ~
老点
% Q0 h* y, N- o$ w6 kOne old water
9 a% p! m  H  M2 D. U8 ]2 Z3 N一旧水 & O' G5 U7 j" O: K, z" F
I know your mouse. : c  U3 @' Q1 ^9 I- o% _5 W) [
我识你老鼠！ 0 Y& _$ }' ?* Q. G6 }: T
Measure water/Pound water.
  r/ z7 K; C: q* U+ _, u* p" @磅水
5 H  Z' L, {  W7 u8 U% U! TA dragon service. . w5 H6 Z: j% r, ?. a! i; U
一条龙服务 ! F( `: O  h' u. U' B- b
Pump water.
6 x- {  Y5 U8 Y9 K; f****
* X7 {; b6 |! e' H+ i, cI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 4 ^" o! _3 h% Q
我吹鸡打你班友。
& K0 R' ]" e2 B; f0 @! X' DYou jump building. 3 `8 W( R2 V7 G' [
你跳楼啦。 & F( `9 A! t8 ?
You come back home and eat banana
) o: h; ^7 O$ n  C; i( P0 H你返屋企食蕉啦 : ~! W/ c2 u; F/ p/ r" a; f# |
I give you a hair. ( T2 s9 M4 I) o, C( L9 _9 f- ]( `
我俾条毛你ar! ! `/ k+ @, m7 A4 j
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Collect skin ( C+ C( e5 W6 F. Y  b
收皮
  C0 n! _& u: c4 [5 xCollect father 1 o: x0 S% e4 c! V
收爹 4 w: M* X# {0 j' E, r0 u/ F  c7 B
You give me collect father.
: u; c8 d5 n9 k1 o4 e% D. |你同我收爹！
3 l' ]* @- P5 t/ F% N. C/ C6 k, WLaugh die me.
4 ]$ E# z# F  [1 d1 |笑死我。
5 z4 b( ]! K  {$ l0 e7 O7 A2 Y5 t- NYou give me stop. / H$ P& ?% U" h# j! z% J5 p
你同我企系度。
' e2 t/ h! \$ ~. e: aEight woman
, ^+ h7 O, S1 N八婆 9 p3 S: ^  h1 z7 p( Z/ L
Eight woman,you are good!
4 m, |( {& G1 {% V( b八婆，你好o野!
: I1 e( n: X( \What the spring do you do? 7 f7 v. U/ o$ z9 s$ b
你搞乜春啊?
4 @) `( Q4 e( nA dog of eating dung : x+ X/ O& V# m$ @+ L0 Q
食屎狗
: Y3 C  f0 m$ GA ghost of ass ) B; f' r: g( ^: ?% D; b- ~
屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....6 G7 D0 j, [4 S- q
都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

3 ?. B# C- m/ B; ~% K. M( p# E
. U7 K' m, h1 {8 q. i" ]0 L! H& gtotally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......8 o1 @4 k, R+ m5 k+ f+ m1 \; O/ S7 d5 M
this is not hong kong style english.....* y" d/ U/ n5 I5 k- x' L
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....8 o$ h( A3 x+ K" ~& q; [
i've already ban this shit...* j0 r7 c! A6 R5 o+ S/ _
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.