香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die. 9 [6 o( T5 Y# X, Y0 h' o# N4 P
甘多人死，唔见你死。 3 q# g2 m9 a, C& S0 L6 f, \
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? , H% l( p' L2 e$ R/ S7 x
你教我以后点出嚟行?
  {1 w3 X  {. U) a  q! `- v- D& [3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
5 U& d' a9 W" C8 E如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 ' i+ |/ B- }- ]/ P  }- r
4 "I saw a pork chop"
; \* r* s! O  Q, S' n6 y我见到件猪扒啊。
4 U1 n7 g3 h8 W' S5 Are you road? 4 F4 i4 N: M5 ?* }" R# G9 E3 F
你系咪路啊？ 3 m+ n4 N, P% J2 E- O( e
6 What the water are you?
# L; J+ S* @# U  {7 E" L你系乜水啊？ 6 |# \8 E2 `3 m! F" f5 G
7 Do you big me? - G% V0 ^$ K1 n" I  L4 X
你大我啊？ . m9 J4 H( o4 _5 j( B
8 Zebra chops people. * A' K# p% i; Z  O7 f$ X
班马劈友。
9 r$ z. f+ q) y9 ]6 ~9 The king of the cutting girl. ' }" `8 ]6 n6 t1 Q
界女王。 7 N8 v. l# S7 F9 S& T) _. d
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. 6 |: q+ u0 c& m, X; q0 s: u2 L
批我个头俾你当凳坐。 ) R' g8 T2 c' ~4 P
11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
* K: m0 U) Z+ E" N& v- X你当我无到？
) C7 L. |( r, I12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. 6 L9 d$ p) m/ h: W& {; ?
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！
' z% u, F8 }2 e3 Y13 Today I was very black son.   s; Q5 }. j( e! H: i% E4 I5 |6 z: q+ g
今日我好黑仔。
2 d8 N- _% P' k! o; s$ F( u, ~: |6 v14 I am wearing grass. * U3 ?. p7 W/ l" ?; \
我着紧草。 : B: l+ D6 n# a/ o* k3 f; B
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
% H7 x, x9 A% }& Z你未够班同我讲数！ 1 ^; ~$ t4 S/ u' j+ W
16 Two beat six. ! H7 p3 w+ v% d, E. v
二打六 5 d& \7 l+ t# |# t7 a) J; F
17 Two five son.
, a* _' E; j$ O二五仔 " Q, N0 r- G0 {
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　 , q" |) X  s) Y8 @# \( M
琴琴青 7 |9 d- r% t. C
19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　
. O6 d; \& ]: B. d8 G5 Q我俾D顏色你睇睇！ 3 A2 A. d  Y% \8 ?# X& I
20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　
3 `6 y% N  \1 t+ @# h# S蠢蠢欲動 。 / d3 R6 k  X' p* [
21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
$ j4 x0 {' q# G& v5 Y# ]人山人海 。
' k* L4 d7 h, K3 }- E. ?6 d0 U+ a22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　 $ m7 N' w0 \1 I5 G1 c
你算老幾? & }* w2 v1 R9 p$ D+ [0 P
23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　
4 A+ m- v6 g3 [* R% d- ~4 T0 N你講乜鬼? 8 x: t2 T3 J8 E, o
24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　
) y- G5 @# W6 K6 _我驚你有牙！
0 m+ y$ d0 F5 Q2 K6 ^25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　
' o. I8 m4 F+ p; m. k$ l心花怒放。   
( C  U' n# D  lFish skin 9 V: x& F# k: }9 U( a
鱼皮 。 9 D, T$ \) n$ ]/ l( r- p
Monster of blowing water.
7 w9 `8 J* Y+ ~吹水怪。
- \, @& |% w9 ?8 q. S" n( QFace green green ' f# \- m+ x! _1 ~; W
面青青。 , A/ ?. G; V" @+ c
You see road carefully . q" ~+ G# s0 {6 H9 x6 E
你小心睇路 + j! S/ }/ Y. W) Q* U
You go to street carefully
- ?8 m6 g, U) h; d* K. H5 _你出街小心D。
* N1 X! _  h3 B/ l0 _Do the world - L5 l9 Z3 `6 l7 o! {# N* c# K
做世界 。 % t4 S# q% }# o% N6 e
Big tea rice 4 q3 U; U# ?/ J0 O
大茶饭 。
+ C$ u$ q, }/ ~; uAmerican chinese not enough.
/ Q! X' q& m/ y- k6 l; y& Z6 _美中不足。 ( c% {/ Q' m# ^
King eight egg.
( `$ L: @- ]- ]. F王八蛋
! [' P% I* H2 `; VHigh hand.
' c* ?5 T7 F  f( t高手 7 R  m  S* _, O

/ h! J, w' h4 d* S/ ROld dot.
! I: A! Y, x' w5 q% e+ D老点
1 Z* Q; M5 w) X1 T; @8 _- EOne old water 7 D3 S4 Y9 h' B! G( i7 S) E
一旧水 : K8 ^  u5 ]- X" w  L% z0 m
I know your mouse. 7 H( \, }/ n3 g4 ]  f
我识你老鼠！ # H  f; y6 J! O+ v) B
Measure water/Pound water. 0 n( S8 X" V$ [" u( c
磅水 , @9 `9 b) t/ }4 b; F* o- r' A- d
A dragon service.
6 q2 W. E1 ]! }一条龙服务
4 o& }1 e9 w3 A9 zPump water. % _4 M; F. o3 i. ^; @! _5 O' p  C
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.   m! v( D% r, V4 H
我吹鸡打你班友。 ; B8 {" F3 [, m; g
You jump building.
6 X9 ~) d/ N& n  ]4 l1 _% s4 c& v你跳楼啦。
2 Y% T1 Q  P  d2 _( S% z1 uYou come back home and eat banana & j/ C& Q% c5 z; v# K3 ~/ L" U" ~0 C
你返屋企食蕉啦 5 P7 l3 Q' g+ `: l* q3 b* L
I give you a hair. 5 E8 _; s( D6 k& `, q# Q% n
我俾条毛你ar!   r  @& m8 e  B0 \4 m

4 L' v- L& W+ d- GCollect skin " M6 q% i/ _- x" N$ _8 m& |
收皮
% n6 [( M" M' _2 I+ N; P4 rCollect father
8 j  k! X% s5 K* d: B4 q收爹 3 n8 A+ I7 u; ~* Y, `2 z+ h5 S! m
You give me collect father.
* s2 z# K7 C& E# o, N; Z, z你同我收爹！
8 I* r- V0 s3 j) aLaugh die me.
+ t; s1 ^1 k9 L4 R4 K7 [8 O  K3 y笑死我。
$ Y( q' X8 g% ^You give me stop. ; D, Q- k$ G8 ~& |' ~" j1 l8 G2 [
你同我企系度。   _0 ^8 d# l' E( T, A: K
Eight woman
7 ?  i& O5 l# J5 e八婆 : G. }' O/ [% w9 d" s( E: ]
Eight woman,you are good! + X& O1 w/ X4 S# D5 f
八婆，你好o野! 7 L  G; _% x/ @2 T" r# G
What the spring do you do?
0 b& s& O  w7 X4 J" V  Z你搞乜春啊?
& L$ D) R) ?' Z1 uA dog of eating dung
0 E* I) N- U7 `) H食屎狗
% Q- v8 M/ I) ]1 {0 C$ q' E; n) HA ghost of ass
' ?0 Y. D# i+ i; ^屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....& F5 `  w  N) k0 S4 C+ r" u+ c- e
都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......
- f$ U. j6 |! S8 P  Dthis is not hong kong style english.....* k3 s, m1 N) O- ]
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....* L0 Q  W, T( k9 g
i've already ban this shit...
, G" n0 u4 z0 l0 fdon't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.